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Maybe Hal shouldn't have taken a Superman fangirl as his date for Superman's 50th birthday.

That second-hand embarrassment hit like a punch from Superman himself.

Taken from the Superman 50th Anniversary CBS Special

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only three more months everyone

#dc comics #the flash #barry allen #happy new year #the flash cw #grant gustin #iris west

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oh you are going to LOVE what i'm about to show you!!

from batman, legends of the dark knight #168

so there's actually a story from 2003 that starts off with batman falling several stories and onto the concrete– and on the way down he hits his head, giving him amnesia.

the entire issue is narrated by batman himself– and it's clear that although he doesn't remember anything prior to falling, he does remember batman, although he at first refers to himself in third person rather that remembering that he himself is batman, and he even questions why he doesn't use guns– he also doesn't remember the batmobile or the batcave. throughout the entire issue he attempts to fight crime despite his injuries and the fact that he doesn't remember how to actually fight.

and at the very end of the story, it's revealed that the batman we've been reading about isn't actually bruce wayne– he's a man named kyle nash, who fell several stories while roleplaying as batman with his wife during sex, and then believed himself to be the real batman when he woke up. when he meets the batman, bruce gives him a piece of advice: "the next time you want to spice up your married life, dress like superman."

in conclusion: does clark hear people roleplay as batman? maybe, maybe not– but since it's canon that clark has a tendency to listen in on bruce from far away (even if it's usually just his heartbeat) there is no doubt in my mind that clark probably heard this interaction from metropolis. LMFAO

saw a tweet that made me consider the fact that there must be thousands of gothamites every night who ask their SOs to roleplay as batman, in any position. and clark would just have to overhear it

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #clark kent #superman #legends of the dark knight #superbat #? #god i love this issue

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today is bruce wayne's birthday and tomorrow is hal jordan's birthday, batlantern stans make some NOISE! IT'S OUR WEEK!

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #batlantern #hal jordan #green lantern #i know i've already said this before but the birthday sex goes CRAZY

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lego barry allen having a picture of him and hal on his nightstand ❤️

#dc comics #green lantern #hal jordan #the flash #barry allen #justice league #fellas is it gay to have a photo of u and the bestie at ur bedside #halbarry

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i'm obsessed with small details like this

#dc comics #green lantern #hal jordan #green lantern corps

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when is he coming back from the war

#dc comics #green lantern #hal jordan #green lantern corps #whats the point of him being in the intro if he isnt even in the dceu #dc comics i am under ur bed

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WHAT IS THE CONTEXT TO THIS

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #green lantern #hal jordan #superman #clark kent #justice league #the flash #barry allen #wonder woman #diana prince #black canary #dinah lance #oliver queen #green arrow

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Hal Jordan on the cover of Dark Crisis #3 (by Daniel Sampere and Alejandro Sánchez)

#dc comics #green lantern #hal jordan #dark crisis #aquaman #arthur curry #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #hawkgirl #shayera thal #superman #clark kent #wonder woman #diana prince #the flash #barry allen #batman #bruce wayne #WHERE IS OLIVER QUEEN #THAT'S LITERALLY HAL'S BSF??

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i'm here to bring everyone fantastic news

Grant Morrison, one of the most popular writers at DC Comics, considers Hal to be Pansexual!!!!! I now consider this canon 😁

#dc comics #green lantern #hal jordan #after years of losing im finally winning #idk much about pansexuality but this is a win for lgbt+ comic readers!! #first tim drake then jon kent then conner hawke and now hal may be next... #NOBODY IS SAFE FROM THE LGBT+ COMMUNITY

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lord have mercy

#dc comics #green lantern #hal jordan #i am about to say something very disgusting #why is it so big #jesus christ #mouth watering heavy breathing

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items in the justice league's lost and found:

hairbrush

superman's spare cape

batarangs

melted gum

green lantern's power battery

airpods

cargo shorts

halloween candy from 2008

outdated comms

aquaman's dirty underwear

toothpaste

hydroflask

#dc comics #justice league #batman #bruce wayne #green lantern #hal jordan #superman #clark kent #diana of themyscira #wonder woman #black canary #dinah lance #martian manhunter #j'onn j'onzz #aquaman #arthur curry

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SUPERBATLANTERN IS GETTING THEIR OWN COMIC COVER THIS IS NOT A DRILL

art by dan mora for world's finest #4!!!!

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #green lantern #hal jordan #superman #clark kent #kal-el #kal el #superbat #batlantern #superlantern #superbatlantern

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i know hal has confessed things while touching the lasso of truth but i wonder if he (or any green lantern) could resist the lasso with, you know...... willpower?

#dc comics #wonder woman #diana prince #hal jordan #green lantern #it doesn't have to be diana and hal specifically but i think a green lantern should be able to snap the lasso of truth as a treat #alternate injustice universe where hal didn't join the regime and he snapped the lasso of truth and then tried to beat up clark....oh yea #if there's one person that can resist the lasso it should be a green lantern tbh

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here's a beautiful reminder that it's canon that bruce's birthday is february 19 and that hal's is february 20 which implies that they have likely had joint birthday parties in the watchtower

#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #green lantern #hal jordan #justice league #i know the birthday sex is good i just know it #batlantern #bruhal #halbruce

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#dc comics #batman #bruce wayne #jason todd #red hood #red hood and the outlaws #rhato #under the red hood #the red hood

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HAROLD JORDAN. PUT THOSE GROUND GRIPPERS AWAY

#WHY IS HE BAREFOOT #SOMEBODY GET THIS MAN SOME SOCKS AND SHOES #TOES FLOWING IN THE WIND #hal jordan #green lantern #dc comics #john constantine #constantine #dark knights of steel #dkos spoilers #dkos