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Detective Comics #1083 / Batman v Superman: Dawn of Justice

#superbat

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"Lex Luthor is racist" Striking accusations from local billionaire and bachelor, Bruce Wayne.

(A headline from Gotham Gazette, after an inebriated Brucie Wayne, complained he was racist after Lex Luthor said his child couldn't come into the bar)

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Reporter: Mr. Wayne, do you really believe the that the backlash Lex Luthor received was justifiable?

Brucie, who is again, drunk af: LexCorp shoulda crumble waaaayyyyy sooner, was about time. S'not just my son, but Superman too! They have some beef that goes beyond Superman foiling his plans, it's cuz he's an alien.

Reporter: Why do you believe that is Mr. Wayne?

Brucie: Cuz Superman is ten times hotter than he is :)

Reporter: Are you outwardly expressing your interest in the Metropolitan hero? Does this mean your cheating on Batman.

Brucie: Nah, I'm just his sugar daddy.

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Clark, hearing this from the Watchtower: *Head in his hands, blushing profusely*

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Word of this gets back to the Justice League, hilariously, through their sidekicks, further solidifying the theory that Batman and Superman are dating.

#bruce wayne #batman #superman #superbat

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i am officially on summer vacation so all of you had better prepare to get your socks blown off. soon as i can put pen to paper (open up a google doc) it’s over for you bitches

#ao3 #fanfic #writing #filing this under lies i tell myself

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time travel situation. dickbin and og bats meet dickbats and damibin. let him cook.

#dc #batman #robin #bruce wayne #dick grayson #damian wayne

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late night negotiations

#bruharvey

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Two-Face, brass knuckles dripping blood, black and white satin shirt with three buttons popped, sleeves rolled up to his elbow, golden rings stained with gore, announcing he's gonna kidnap Bruce Wayne

Bruce: Harv, this isn't you, come to your senses.

Also Bruce:

#bruharvey #harvey dent #bruce wayne

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sorry for not posting i fell once again back into my superbat/DC phase and have been unwell about them for the past 4 months.

been busy with school so literally all art ive managed to do either way is just silly doodles in the notes app so.

more misc doodles under cut ↓

#more pls #superbat #superman #batman

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making this a series bc i found one for clark

clark kent’s produce 🤞🏽🤞🏽 fresh from the farm

why did no one tell me that duke thomas sells mayonnaise?? 🤨🤨 it’s literally in his colors too

#ma and pa would be so proud #clark kent #superman #ma kent #pa kent #dc

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I think I love you 💙🖤

Cruel & unusual torture

#lesbian superbat #WAHHHHH #superbat #dc #superman #batman

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duke thomas 😄

& him hanging out with the waynes :)

#duke thomas #signal #dc comics

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Secret Robin au

Bruce was on edge for the rest of patrol

Prev / Next / Commission info / ko-fi

#secret robin au

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so many queer ppl will be like "deviating from social norms is part of who we are" and then gleefully participate in fatphobia/diet culture and nearly make being skinny an entire ideology and identity

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this is how i like superbat

#superbat #only sometimes tho bc they’re also really good as those best friends everyone questions if they’re dating #and they usually are #i think it can work with their secret identities too lmao

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there’s many reasons why i hate when kon is referred to/treated as clark’s brother rather than his son, but the funniest of those reasons is that i am literally unable to see clark as anything but an only child. like just look at him, that man clearly doesn’t have any siblings! like his only child vibes are so incredibly strong, and now you’re trying to say kon is his brother? absolutely not, i can believe in superpowered aliens and clones and a town called smallville but this is where i draw the line!

#this is so real #that is the most only child man i’ve ever seen #clark kent #superman #conner kent #superboy

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Mutuals I want you to know that if you are feeling down I am handing you little heart stickers through the computer

#mutuals

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A fanfic idea:

Bruce was able to rescue Jason before he died, and after this experience, Jason stopped being Robin.

He became afterwards the golden child, he goes to college (with a scholarship), helps out in the city library, teaches children (helps with their homeworks and helps them to study), works part time in a car garage in crime alley, and is a supportive brother.

And it pisses his siblings off.

Because there has to be something fishy because no one, really no one, is that perfect.

And there is something fishy.

He is also Red Hood.

No one knows, and the vigilantes never talk to Jason about "the family business" because he needs to concentrate on his studies and other stuff.

So imagine, Batmans suprise when the JL was able to catch Red Hood.

Someone takes Jasons helmet off in front of Batman, Nightwing, and other members

And Jason, who wears also a domino mask, doesn't look Batman in the face even as he says :

"Hey Dad. I can explain."

And Dick loses his shit, he laughs so hard because, Jason, The golden child, the one who gave up on being a vigilante, who reads to children in the library, is a goddamn crimelord.

Bruce just stands there frozen because wtf Jason?!

And Dick takes selfies with Jason being tied up and calles the other Batkids in because they should definitely not be left out of it.

(Edit: As someone who doesn't really write (or can write good stories), I want to say, feel free to use this prompt for a fanfiction. Just please give credits to me (because I don't know if someone else had also this idea and posted it) and please inform me if you publish something (because I want to read a fanfiction like this too))

#writing prompts #jason todd #batfam

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Rule 63...down bad in every universe ❤️

#LESBIAN SUPERBAT #you will always be famous #to me #superbat #bruce wayne #clark kent #batman #superman #genderbent superbat