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I'm bored and Viv is a shit writer so I'm gonna go into how the Helluva Boss Stolas is a fucked up version of Snow White:

Stolas's human form has pale white skin, black hair and red eyes/Snow White has pale white skin, black hair and red lips - Stolas is a horrible person while Snow White is not.

Stolas has an abusive father with a connection to mirrors/Snow White has an abusive mother or stepmother with a connection to mirrors - Stolas becomes just like his father while Snow White is better than her mother or stepmother.

Stolas is connected to a female antagonist concerned about her reputation/Snow White is connected to a female antagonist concerned about her reputation - Helluva Boss uses Stella to excuse Stolas's bad behavior while Little Snow White doesn't do that.

Stolas is a prince connected with shorter, lower class imps/Snow White is a princess connected with shorter, lower class dwarves - Stolas treats imps like absolute shit while Snow White befriends the seven dwarves.

Stolas could be said to be "awakened" by Blitzo in a sleep-like experience/Snow White was awakened by her Prince when the Queen poisoned her - Stolas goes on to sexually coerce his "lover" which Snow White never does.

Stolas wants Blitzo to be his knight in shining armor/Snow White's true love is a Prince - As said before Stolas sexually coerces and fetishizes Blitzo which Snow White never does.

Stolas has to deal with Striker trying to assassinate him under Stella's orders/Snow White has to deal with the Huntsman trying to assassinate her under the Queen's orders - Stolas treated the situation unseriously enough to where he was making sex jokes while Snow White was concerned for her life.

In conclusion Snow White is better lol.

#anti helluva boss #helluva boss criticism #helluva boss critical #anti stolas #stolas critical #stolas criticism #fairytale #fairy tale #fairy tales #fairytales #Snow White #Little Snow White

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I still can't believe this was actually said. What the actual fuck.

Jesus fucking Christ. Puke bucket, please.

#helluva boss critical #spindlehorse critical #anti helluva boss #helluva boss criticism #anti spindlehorse #spindlehorse criticism #I'm calling it now Octavia is gonna be vilified #and it's gonna be used to try to make us root for Stolas

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So I had a general idea for two Cult of the Lamb OCs based off of Hansel and Gretel.

RN the idea's that Yarryn (Hansel's equivalent) and Feyen (Gretel's equivalent) are two frog siblings born in Anura. Their parents sacrificed them to Heket but they managed to escape at the last second. Now they roam around the biomes, more prepared and less defenseless then when they were children.

Oh, they also encountered Helob at some point, since he (like the Witch) eats sentient beings.

#Cult of the Lamb #Cotl #cult of the lamb oc #cotl oc #fairytales #fairytale #fairy tale #fairy tales #Hansel and Gretel #Yarryn and Feyen #Yarryn #Feyen

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This is probably an unpopular opinion I have but here goes:

#unpopular opinion #im just tagging that to be safe #opinion #Cult of the Lamb #Cotl #Htf #Happy Tree Friends #flaky #htf flaky #cotl monch #monch #if you disagree with me then i respect that #everyone's allowed to have their own opinions and ideas and stuff #that's what makes life fun #and iirc for flaky it was said that they don't really have a set canon gender #and that their gender was whatever the viewer wanted to make them a more interesting happy tree friend #funnily enough I've always thought that the fisherman from cotl was a woman #idk why but i thought that and it stuck with me #headcanon #headcanons

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Me and the boys when a grown man refers to a fictional 17 year old as a cock blocker and a slut:

#anti helluva boss #helluva boss criticism #helluva boss critical #anti spindlehorse #spindlehorse critical #spindlehorse criticism #Jesus fucking Christ Brandon #Why the fuck would you say that

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So I've just realized something:

In The Lord's Animals and the Devil's God chooses wolves as his animals.

The Lord God had created all animals, and had chosen out the Wolf to be his dog, but he had forgotten the goat.

We're also told that God can summon the wolves to devour things.

This distressed him, so that in his goodness and mercy he summoned the wolves, who soon tore in pieces the goats that went there.

If we wanna count all of the Grimm's Fairytales in the same universe then that could make God responsible for the wolves in tales like Little Red Cap/Little Red Riding Hood, The Wolf and the Seven Young Kids and The Wolf and the Fox.

#grimm fairy tales #fairytales #fairytale #fairy tales #fairy tale #The Lord's Animals and the Devil's #Little Red Cap #Little Red Riding Hood #The Wolf and the Seven Young Kids #The Wolf and the Seven Young Goats #The Wolf and the Fox #I mean it would fit with how the Virgin Mary is such a terrible person in Mary's Child/Our Lady's Child #God #The Devil #What if

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It's funny how Helluva Boss is so badly written that it actually taught me what parental abuse is and how to recognize it due to Loona's treatment of Blitzo.

The Stolas/Blitzo plotline is also a really good example for Quid Pro Quo and the fact that rape and sexual coercion isn't always with brute force.

And yet we're supposed to root for Loona and Stolas lmao.

#anti helluva boss #helluva boss criticism #helluva boss critical #anti vivziepop #vivziepop critical #vivziepop criticism #anti loona #anti stolas #loona critical #stolas critical #stolas criticism #loona criticism

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You know, the idea of a Chicken Boo skit where it's the exact same except there's no disguise actually does have the potential to be funny now that I'm thinking about it.

One of the bigger artists in a Fandom I'm in prides themselves in "exposing" proshippers (tagging them in their insta stories) and just recently they had "exposed" someone who funnily enough wasn't even hiding it. You know what they did next? Post a story with a cuphead screenshot saying "I love exposing problematic people". They used the term pro-shitter too. That alone told me everything I needed to know: they're too young/immature to be even discussing these topics that they probably are just using as an excuse to send their followers after people like attack dogs. They also said that they will "defend" their followers from "suggestive/nsfw/problematic content" honey it's not your job to defend anybody. Your word alone isn't going to make said content disappear and your followers aren't some poor endangered animals that need protection. It's on them to curate their own online space

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""exposed" someone who funnily enough wasn't even hiding it."

The person in your story sounds like a bag of ass and also god, that one hits home. It's so surreal to have everyone talking about you being "outed" for something you never hid. It's like if Chicken Boo skits played out exactly the way they do, but he wasn't wearing any kind of a disguise at all.

#animaniacs #chicken boo #chicken boo whats the matter with you #you don't act like the other chickens do #you wear a disguise to look like human guys #but you're not a man you're a chicken boo #idea #ideas

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Random heacanon time:

Aloysius Pig from US Acres is the Baby Pig from Alice's Adventures in Wonderland, all grown up.

Why do I have this headcanon? I don't know but it makes sense to me.

#alice in wonderland #alice's adventures in wonderland #garfield and friends #us acres #the baby pig #Aloysius Pig #head canon #headcanon

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I would absolutely LOVE to see another reboot of Wacky Races. It's such a fun show and I think it deserves more attention.

Hell I do have some ideas for how I'd handle a potential Wacky Races reboot.

#Hanna Barbera #Wacky Races #reboot #reboots #Look I can see it working #Even a more adult reboot ala Harvey Birdman could do well #since everyone in the OG show is morally grey anyways #and Space Ghost Coast to Coast was originally planned to be a Wacky Races show iirc

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Name: Midnight

User: Cinderella

Item: A pair of crystal glass slippers

Powers:

Masquerade-Activating Masquerade allows Cinderella to shape shift into anyone else. It is reliant on the glass slippers.

Cinders and Ashes-Cinders and Ashes allows Cinderella to manipulate fire. It's essentially Pyrokinesis.

A Little Bird Told Me-A Little Bird Told Me allows Cinderella the ability to understand, converse with and control all birds.

#Fairytale #fairy tale #fairytales #fairy tales #Cinderella #Cendrillon #Charles Perrault #power #powers #superpowers #superpower #shapeshifting #fire manipulation #Pyrokinesis #fairytale retelling #fairy tale retelling #well sorta #im counting it as one #since it's based on Cinderella #but hugely different at the same time #Aschenputtel #Brothers Grimm #Avian Manipulation #Language of the Birds #this is probably bad lol

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I just realized that the Once Upon a Crime Cinderella is the Anti-Stolas. (Warning for Spoilers just in case)

Stolas is a rich and powerful prince who is glorified and romanticized even when he neglects his daughter (Seeing Stars) and sexually coerces his "love interest" (Murder Family). Anyone who has a problem with him has to either apologize and switch to his way of thinking (I.E. Octavia, Blitzo) or be vilified (I.E. Striker, Stella).

Cinderella is a poor young woman forced to slave away who's vilified the second she kills a creep in self defense. Yeah she did also try to frame Margot but 1. Margot abused her for years and killed her pet pigeon and 2. I feel like if Cinderella got arrested her family should've gotten arrested too for making her slave away yet that never happens.

#Anti Once Upon a Crime #Once Upon a Crime critical #Once Upon a Crime criticism #Once Upon a Crime #Cinderella #Anti Stolas #Stolas Critical #Stolas Criticism #Anti Helluva Boss #helluva boss criticism #helluva boss critical #anti vivziepop #vivziepop critical #vivziepop criticism #fairytale #fairy tales #fairytales #fairy tale #Ouac spoilers #Once Upon a Crime Spoilers

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Beaky Buzzard is so cool

That's it that's the post

#looney tunes #Beaky #Beaky Buzzard #that's it #that's the post #I love Beaky Buzzard sm #And I find it hilarious that he was at one point named Killer

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Here's how I'd play with the Sylvester vs Tweety formula:

Sylvester stays the same for the most part, he's already pretty good. He's still trying to eat Tweety and failing miserably.

Tweety would be taken straight out of his early Bob Clampett cartoons. Pink feathers, extreme sadism and everything. Think like A Tale of Two Kitties, Birdy and the Beast and A Gruesome Twosome. In addition to tormenting Sylvester, he'd always be trying to kill Hector, which always ends up failing ala Wile E. Coyote and the Roadrunner.

Hector would be Tweety's own personal bodyguard as usual. The canary's constantly trying to kill him but he doesn't realize that and continues to go after Sylvester whenever he tries to eat him. You could also fuse Hector with Spike/Alfie from the Spike/Alfie and Chester cartoons.

Granny is the equalizer of the group, making sure that none of the pets succeeds in killing another pet.

In other words: Hector torments Sylvester who torments Tweety who torments both of them. Granny makes sure none of them kill each other.

#Looney Tunes #Idea #Ideas #Rewrite #Looney Tunes Rewrite #Sylvester #Sylvester Pussycat #Tweety #Tweety Pie #Tweety Bird #Hector #Hector the Bulldog #Granny #A Tale of Two Kitties #Birdy and the Beast #A Gruesome Twosome #Looney Tunes Spike #Looney Tunes Alfie #Spike and Chester #Alfie and Chester #Chester the Terrier

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Update: I no longer believe Claude Hopper is Hippety Hopper's father. Rather, I believe he is his grandfather.

This is entirely due to the ears, as Hippety Hopper has ears that are more similar to that of a mouse. This isn't the case with other kangaroos in Looney Tunes as we can prove with Gracie Hopper.

So who is Hippety Hopper's father? I have come to believe it is a mouse in Looney Tunes canon. It can't be Speedy Gonzales since we already know his surname. The child would likely inherit the father's surname so Hippety Hopper would've been known as Hippety Gonzales. Of course, I could be wrong here.

It obviously can't Sniffles the Mouse since he's a child in most versions.

I myself believe that the answer is pretty wild and out there, even for this type of question: Merlin the Magic Mouse.

This explains not only why Hippety Hopper has mouse-like ears, but why his fur is gray in some cartoons like 1949's Hippety Hopper.

Of course, it's entirely possible I'm just looking way too deep into things.

I've just finished watching Hop and Go and I feel like Claude Hopper is Hippety Hopper's father.

#looney tunes #headcanon #head canon #Hippety Hopper #Claude Hopper #Gracie Hopper #Merlin the Magic House #father #grandfather #mother #son #grandson #Pop 'Im Pop! #speedy gonzales #Sniffles #Sniffles the Mouse #My headcanon is that Claude Hopper is Gracie Hopper's father #and then Gracie married Merlin and gave birth to Hippety #Option 2 is that Speedy's the father #or Hubie or Bert or something #the Hopper Family

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Alrighty so I've got an idea for a rewrite of Hazbin Hotel's Adam: Don't make him Adam, but Jephthah.

If you don't know what the hell I'm talking about: Jephthah's a guy in the Bible who was a warrior. He promised God that he would sacrifice for him the first thing that greeted him when he came home in exchange for beating the Ammonites. God said "sure bud lol" and when Jepthah came home his daughter was the first one to greet him, much to both of their dismay. After bewailing her virginity for 2 months Jephthah's daughter was sacrificed to God.

These videos can help explain things.

Making him the leader of the angels would make sense since he was already a mighty warrior in the Bible. Here I imagine he'd be more of a pawn that's manipulated and lied to, definitely more tragic than the one note sexist pig we get in canon. He's pretty pissed about being forced to sacrifice his daughter.

Speaking of Jephthah's daughter, you could make Lute his daughter. Perhaps the two were cursed never to recognize each other or something. And in that case you could have it to where the curse is broken when Jephthah dies, his only relief being that he finally got to see his daughter again one last time. Lute gets angry at the main crew for killing her father and plots their destruction.

#anti hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel criticism #hazbin hotel critical #hazbin hotel rewrite #anti vivziepop #vivziepop critical #vivziepop criticism #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin adam #Lute #Jephthah #Jephthah's Daughter #Yeah the story of Jephthah's Daughter is very sad and fucked up #And it makes God look like a colossal asshole

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Day 30:  How would you sum up Alice in one word?

Wondrous. The books do give you a sense of wonder above all else, and it is wonderful to see the MANY different interpretations of said books (I.E. among other things I've seen interpreted as a metaphor for autism).

And if you were to watch the 1933 Paramount version, that would be a vastly different experience to watching the 1988 Czechoslovakian version or the 1999 Hallmark film or the 1951 Disney version. They're all vastly different experiences which goes to show just how different and wondrous interpretations of these books can be.

#alice in wonderland #alice's adventures in wonderland #through the looking glass #30 day alice challenge #alice 30 day challenge #alice challenge #books #book #classic literature #Alice 1988 #Alice in Wonderland 1933 #Alice in Wonderland 1999 #Alice in Wonderland 1951 #Disney #Paramount #Hallmark #disney alice in wonderland