queerjuniper

[queerjuniper]

My greatest inspiration for choosing the subject 'Politics & Law' is my favourite Crick lawyer, Paw Paw.

( I can, and will, reintroduce trial by wrestling to modern society. )

#naddpod #naddpod memes #not another dnd podcast #paw paw

[queerjuniper]

Forget charging crystals in the moonlight, I'll be charging my DnD dice set.

✧.* ˚ ✦ manifest those nat 20's ✧.* ˚ ✦

#dnd #dnd memes #dnd dice #manifesting #witchyvibes #witches of tumblr

[queerjuniper]

when you're on a scenic countryside drive and see horses/cows/sheep and feel the need to alert everyone:

me: "HORSE"

sibling: "...where?"

me: "LEFT WINDOW"

sibling: "i can't see it"

me: "YOU ALREADY MISSED IT"

#memes #humour #siblings #sibling things

[queerjuniper]

my last braincell bouncing around in my head is an awful lot like a d20

teacher: what is an exponential function?

me: *rolls a nat 1*

me: the powerhouse of the cell

#the mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell #dnd #memes #dnd memes #student #school #uni

[queerjuniper]

i love sherlock (not the show, the fandom)

tumblr does what Gatiss & Moffat could not, and by that i mean making it gay and angsty

i consume johnlock fics tagged major character death more than i drink water (it's a low bar but still slightly questionable)

#the sherlock fandom is actually insane #you guys are so creative #sherlock #bbc sherlock #fandom #gay #fanfic memes #sherlock memes

[queerjuniper]

i would be honoured if Moonshine Cybin tried to hit on me in a tavern. i might be an NPC but i am also dangerously fertile

#naddpod #dnd #dnd memes #not another dnd podcast #moonshine cybin #naddpod memes

[queerjuniper]

my new hyper fixation is watching youtubers shit on alpha male tiktok for 25+ minutes

#memes #femininism #hyper fixation #youtube #humour

[queerjuniper]

baking be like:

- brown sugar om nom nom

- lemme crack the egg like Howl.... ohhh nooo I got the egg shell in it

- can i lick the spoon yet?? am i done using the spoon?? please i want to lick it so badly

- staring intently at the oven like that'll make it rise faster

- the icing being either milk consistency or literal cement; never in between

- *attempting* to do fancy frosting

- taking 40+ minutes to bake something and 2 minutes to eat it

#baking #cottagecore #ghibli #baking memes

[queerjuniper]

wise words of the day:

mmm *women*

#wlw #lesbian #queer #pan #bi