recoveringchurchgirl

[recoveringchurchgirl]

TIWHTP #2:

Apparently your supposed to light a joint like a cigar not a cigarette

#smoke #joints #smoke a joint #girls who smoke weed #stupid #this bitch right here

[recoveringchurchgirl]

TIWHTP #1:

So in Shrek, all the fairy tail creatures get sent to the swamp, and then when Shrek goes to get his swamp back he’s told that his swamp is on the land of the kingdom so it’s not really his. Does this mean that Lord Farquaad sent the fairy tail creature to the ogre’s swamp on purpose so that they would all be killed?

#shrek #comedy #stupid #humans are space orcs #earth is space australia #shrek is life #shrek the musical

[recoveringchurchgirl]

An exchange from L (over the phone):

…………. I need another hit…….

MY DR. PEPPER EXPLODED!!!

*whines* there’s Dr. Pepper on my blanket!!!

And later

There’s Dr. Pepper on my heart

#besties #too fucking high #smoke #this bitch right here #stupid #comedy

[recoveringchurchgirl]

No it’s head cannon I found in a fic!

So who was gonna tell me that Veritaserum doesn’t work on the ADHD girlies and the Autistic besties!!

[recoveringchurchgirl]

What could have happened if Harry had some actual adults in his life that didn’t want him to fulfill a destiny, and actually wanted him to live…..

#too fucking high #smoke #harry potter #amelia bones #Susan x Harry #besties

[recoveringchurchgirl]

I need these stupid people to leave fanfiction.net the fuck alone!! Now I have to go troll ao3 for my current read and pray the author I like right now has an account there!!!

#fanfiction.net #ao3 #ffnet #ffnet down #i’m so upset #this is not a drill #i’m not ok right now

[recoveringchurchgirl]

I’m all for killing jk, the “fandom” is the the fandom now, we don’t need her

#sorry everyone #been a good run though #harry potter #who needs jk Rowling

[recoveringchurchgirl]

I’m not a fan of the Harry/Ginny ship, simply because I feel like after the war Harry doesn’t want to be anyone’s savior or knight in shining armor, but I love the Harry/Ginny relationship or friendship where they bond over the fact that Ginny actually was possessed by Voldemort and Harry is walking around with everyone thinking he is.

#harry potter #ginny weasley #friendship #not a ship #why did no one ask more question #the fandom is the fandom #fuck those books

[recoveringchurchgirl]

This is the Harry / Draco friendship that we all wanted

#harry potter #draco malfoy #frienship #bodyguard #Jamie is a nickname #Draco still hates Ron

[recoveringchurchgirl]

This is from a fanfic I came across in the bowls of fanfiction. net at three in the morning 😂😂😂

So who was gonna tell me that Veritaserum doesn’t work on the ADHD girlies and the Autistic besties!!

#harry potter #too fucking high #dm me for info

[recoveringchurchgirl]

So who was gonna tell me that Veritaserum doesn’t work on the ADHD girlies and the Autistic besties!!

#too fucking high #smoke #humans are space orcs #harry potter #truth serum #headcanon #i hate my brain #humanity fuck yeah #stupid #besties #actually adhd #autism

[recoveringchurchgirl]

Well how am I supposed to know if it actually tastes bad or if it’s just a ploy if I don’t lick it??

I still love how when the switch came out Nintendo was like “I know! We will make the switch games taste bad so kids won’t eat them!”

And all of humanity collectively said: “Okay but how bad does it taste?” And licked their switch cartridges.

Philosophers and anthropologists have debated it for years. “The defining trait of humanity is our intelligence/compassion/creativity/curiosity, etc.”

No no. All of that is wrong.

The defining trait of humanity is that we are weird as shit.

#humans are adorable #humans are space orcs #rambling #nintendo #too fucking high

[recoveringchurchgirl]

An exchange from L:

Do you ever feel the volume of water in your body just deplete!

I felt my bladder shrink bestie!

#too fucking high #smoke #humans are space orcs #humanity fuck yeah #besties #stupid #this is a cry for help #this bitch #this bitch right here

[recoveringchurchgirl]

Girl stop making out with the fucking joint! I don’t need your juices in my mouth!!

I’m not “making out” with it I’m just most!!!

#too fucking high #smoke #humans are space orcs #humanity fuck yeah #besties #stupid #comedy #smoke a joint

[recoveringchurchgirl]

I’ve got to stop watching Netflix remodel shows,

I’ll never be able to afford any of the things in these stupid fucking things

#too fucking high #smoke #humans are space orcs #humanity fuck yeah #netflix #life hacks #home hacks #hacks hbo #cool #cool shit

[recoveringchurchgirl]

AN EXCHANGE FROM L:

Oh Klaus is doing a live stream right now!

… I don’t wanna listen to Brazil right now

Wait….. PORTUGUESE

#too fucking high #smoke #humans are space orcs #humanity fuck yeah #portuguese #besties #stupid

[recoveringchurchgirl]

Ok but imagine James Potter having to be told by lily that Wolfstar is a thing because he thinks that Remus and Sirius and going out together to pick up girls…

Harry’s lack of observation skills make sense, the boy gets it honest

#too fucking high #smoke #harry potter #mauraders #wolfstar #marauders era #humanity fuck yeah