There’s the original post :) if you haven’t read that I suggest you do so you can get a gist of this one.
Gruvia
Arranged marriage
I think BonnieQ pretty much nailed what their relationship would be like already in her GOT au fic but I’m gonna continue anyways
Juvia and Gray would both be very stoic with each other for the first week, Juvia opens up way before he does though
Girl’s horny 24/7
Occasionally they’d make a trip to the Riverlands cause she gets a little homesick, but she loves the North just as much
Juvia shocked that she has a man that actually treats her with respect and doesn’t cross boundaries
Gray found her a bit odd at first but once he got to know her that boy was in looooove
When there’s a war they don’t leave each other behind they go together (despite how much Gray protests she stays home)
Lyon constantly making moves on a married woman, Gray would threaten to send him to the Wall
Like Bran in episode 1 I imagine Juvia finding a load of direwolf puppies and begging for Gray to let her keep them
He’s like “yeah whatever” but secretly he was also about to beg her to take them home
They’re pretty quick to have children (horny bastards)
Nalu
Natsu grew up in King’s Landing and one day the “Lannisters” (Lucy’s family) visited and Natsu pissed her the fuck off but they were actually pretty close by the end of it
Lucy was promised to someone else
Natsu is a knight
See where I’m going here
Forbidden looooove
Yeah they secretly shagging
They’d be like frenemies to lovers
They’d pull a Lyanna and Rhaegar and secretly elope
This is game of thrones people wouldn’t like that once they found out
Do I hear a war? Yeah there was totally a war because of it
Random bullshit
Natsu would be a knight to the Targaryens I think (so Mira’s family n that)
Targaryens would beg the Stark’s (Gray and co) to fight in the war against the Lannisters (angry Lucy family) and Gray would get in a little spat with Natsu about how he basically started a war for pussy
I feel like Lucy’s mother would’ve been a Tyrell
Natsu would have Targaryen blood fr but I feel like he’d be a bastard
Makarov runs a brothel in King’s landing lmao
Juvia would have Pyke blood too yk sea and that
Jellal and Erza are literally just Brienne and Jaime
Erza and Natsu still besties and she’d be in the King’s guard as well
Natsu would definitely have a dragon
Juvia is full on Catalyn when it comes to her kids (in a good way) she’ll do anything for them
An extremely controversial ranking of Mariokart 8’s 95 courses.
I know there’s 96 but I’ve missed one and can’t figure out for the life of me which one it was. Please help.
Wii rainbow road - nostalgic banger, made easier in this game tho
3DS rainbow road - fucking beautiful, was my number 1 but wii just had a special place in my heart
Big blue - a masterpiece
Mount wario - another masterpiece
Coconut mall - let down by its remakes but still a classic
Maple treeway - pumpkin spice latte
Waluigi stadium - it’s fucking waluigi stadium
Daisy circuit - a beautiful and classic course
Sunshine airport - the star cup in 8 is just the best cup
DK’s snowboard cross - prefer Wii’s but I still love it nonetheless
Waluigi pinball - DS had me in a chokehold
Daisy cruiser - mesmerising
Squeaky clean spirit - probably the best new course out the whole pack
Bowser’s castle 3 - simple but fucking amazing
Bowser’s castle - a banger
Mute city - speed
DK mountain - why are the turns harder to pull off in 8
Peach gardens - was my favourite as a 6 year old
Excitebike arena - carnage
DK Jungle - the great banana
Dolphin shoals - George Michael
Electrodrome - boing
Singapore speedway - shiny
Moonview highway - wii nostalgia
Merry mountain - um overhated it’s fucking Xmas themed
Wario stadium - again, loved it on DS and 8 did it justice as a remake
Koopa cape - the most butchered wii remake
Rosalina’s ice world - SUPER OVERHATED IDC I LOVE IT THE MUSIC WAS BEAUTIFUL IN 8 DEFINITELY A STEP UP FROM 3DS SUCK MY DICK
Royal raceway - pretty pink
Yoshi valley - playing this with noobs is the best
Melody motorway - 3DS nostalgia
Grumble volcano - meh
Mushroom gorge - best on wii
64 rainbow road - meh, still fun
Wario’s goldmine - prefer it on 8 cause wii was just rage inducing
SNES rainbow road - shroom high
Shy guy falls - mew woosh
Kalimari desert - meh
Piranha plant cove - ooh pretty :0
Hyrule Circuit - dun duuuun dun dun dun dun dun duuuuun
Cloudtop cruise - meh
Mario circuit - can’t even remember which one this was
Toad harbour - used to love it but now I get bored
Yoshi’s island - never played it so don’t really care
Boo lake - good remake
Tick tock clock - got bored of this one
Cheep cheep beach - loved it on DS
Vancouver velocity - music is alright
Mario kart stadium - boring
Ribbon road - pretty good (would swap rankings but I cba)
Rainbow Road 8 - I wanna like it but it’s just so meh
Moo moo meadows - fight me
Piranha plant pipeway - alright I guess
Baby park - mehhhhhhhh
Mario circuit DS - mehhhhhhhh
Alpine pass - done dirty
Sydney sprint - eh
Toad circuit - get fucked
Sweet sweet canyon - cool aesthetic lame ass gameplay
Paris promenade - alright
Choco mountain - overhyped
Thwomp ruins - not keen
Mario circuit - again I don’t know which one this is
Sherbet land - no
Snow land - no
Koopa city - I like the vibe but I hate it online
Animal crossing - mEh
Riverside park - a let down
Donut plains 3 - heheheheheb 69
Athens dash - alright
Bangkok rush - mEh
New York Minute - eh?
Berlin Byways - music is good but it’s boring
Tokyo blur - for Tokyo this sucks
Toad’s turnpike - womp womp
Water park - water who
Twisted mansion - just put luigi’s mansion in instead and we’ll all be happy
Madrid drive - this comes up like 50 times online and I hate it
Sunset wilds - boring
Dry dry desert - I hate the desert ones
Ice ice outpost - wouldn’t pick it
Super bell subway - liked it at first but it got old quickly
Wild woods - sick of it
Sky High Sunday - an eyesore
LA laps - not enough shit
Shroom bridge - had enough shit
Sky garden - let down
London loop - easy, boring
Rome avanti - the city tracks just flop huh
Ninja hideaway - I HATE IT I HA IT HATE IT
Mario circuit 3 - why is this in every game
Amsterdam drift - I hate the dutch
Dragon driftway - I cant stand it
Bone dry dunes - worst track ever
Cheeseland - wait no, this is. I hate cheese land. It makes me feel sick. I’m lactose intolerant but I love cheese. But I hate cheese land. Whenever anyone picks it I officially hate them as much as I hate this course. Kill it. Burn it. Erase it. Get rid of it.
Chapters: 1/?
Fandom: Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan
Rating: Mature
Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply
Relationships: Armin Arlert/Annie Leonhart, Mikasa Ackerman/Eren Yeager, Krista Lenz | Historia Reiss/Ymir of the 104th, Levi Ackerman/Erwin Smith, Reiner Braun/Bertolt Hoover
Characters: Annie Leonhart, Armin Arlert, Eren Yeager, Mikasa Ackerman, Jean Kirstein, Connie Springer, Sasha Blouse, Reiner Braun, Marco Bott, Pieck Finger, Porco Galliard, Erwin Smith, Levi Ackerman, Floch Forster, Hange Zoë
Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Modern Setting, Alternate Universe - College/University, Modern Shingeki no Kyojin | Attack on Titan, Slow Burn, Romance, Smut, Fluff, Fluff and Smut, Roommates, Secret Relationship, soft, Healthy Relationships, Emotional Hurt/Comfort, AruAni, Eremika - Freeform, Hook-Up
Summary:
I’d never seen someone with such deep blue eyes like that. My eyes were piercing blue. I was always told I looked like a ghost. His skin was a little tanner than mine, and he had these gorgeous thick eyebrows and luscious eyelashes. He was… pretty.
After struggling in the dorms, Annie makes the decision to move into one of the University Houses. In her new community, the loner girl is thrown into social interaction against her will, and learns that her cruel world is no longer as cruel as she thought.
I still don’t understand how much time has passed in 100YQ cause so much (and so little) has happened but Levy’s baby bump is still as flat as a pancake