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Peter: You know funny thing is, I went to my therapist the other day and mid way, they cried.

Stiles:... Well that's a new achievement

#gay gay gay gay #pack mom stiles #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #derek hale #peter hale #hale pack #hale family #the hale family #WE LOW KEY LOVR PETER HALE AND STILES STILINSKI FRIENDSHIP

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Scott: Uhhh-.. You want a beer?

Stiles: HE'S LIKE FOUR-

Liam: uhm- I'm 15..?-

Stiles: YOU'RE NOT SUPPOSED TO GIVE CHILDREN ALCOHOLIC DRINKS-

#pack mom stiles #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #pack needs therapy #derek hale #hale pack #the hale family #liam dunbar #scott mcall #gay gay gay gay #stilinski family feels #hale family #pack feels #PACK FAMILYYYY

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Derek: Thank you for inviting me into your home Mr. Stilinski

Sheriff: Of course, you're welcome here with open arms.

Stiles:.. And my open legs too..

Derek: what

Stiles: what-

#gay gay gay gay #stiles stilinski #teen wolf #pack mom stiles #sterek #sheriff stilinski #mieczyslaw stilinski #stilinski family feels #funny memes #STEREK ON CRACK

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ALRIGHT LISTEN- MALEC IS JUST SO FUCKIN CUTE, REMEMBER THE PART SOMEWHERE IN SEASON ONE WHERE MAGNUS SAYS SOMETHING ABOUT HAVING NOT MET SOMEONE AS GREAT AS ART AS CLARY AS MICHAEL ANGELO AND IMPLIES THAT THEY SLEPT WITH HIM OR SMTH AND GLANCED AT ALEC LIKE "You hear that Alec? I slept with Michael Angelo- you gonna get jealous? Cmon give me a reactionnn"

#malec #alec lightwood x magnus bane #magnus bane #alec lightwood #shadowhunters #gay gay homosexual gay #gay gay gay gay #WE LOVE MALEC IN THIS HOUSE

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Stiles:*clearly frustrated* I am at a lost for words

The pack: *did some dumb shi-* Despite being lost for words, Stiles yelled at us for 45 minutes

#the pack #teen wolf #hale pack #derek hale #teen wolf stiles #pack mom stiles #stiles stilinski #erica reyes #vernon boyd #isaac lahey #liam dunbar #theo raeken #peter hale #frustrated mom stiles #pack needs therapy

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Merlin: So... Do I get a hug?

Arthur: What- for what?

Merlin: Well considering I just saved your life I think I deserve a hug

Arthur: Must be so touchy feely, Merlin?

Merlin: Must you be such a clot pole?

Gwaine: *hidding behind a wall somewhere* FOR CHRIST'S SAKE JUST HUG THEN CONFESS

#arthur pendragon #merlin x arthur #merlin emrys #merlin bbc #knights of the round table #king arthur #merlin #MERLIN AND ARTHUR ARE SO GAY FOR EACH OTHER #sir gwaine #gwaine ships it

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Stiles: You guys know what sounds really really good right now?

Derek: Ripping the throats of our enemies

Erica: Then burning them.

Peter: *from wherever the hell he might've summoned from* and then consuming their souls.

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Stiles: I was gonna say some curly fries but it seems that we'll be taking a quick detour to a therapist instead-

#sterek #stiles x derek #gay gay gay gay #gay gay homosexual gay #STEREK IS FUCKIN LIFE #Sterek forever #Peter being creepy wolf #peter hale #teen wolf #pack mom stiles #stiles stilinski #pack needs therapy

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Ah hey we got the same exact thing as a concept of this except mine's wolfstar

Peter: Do you wanna build a snowmaaaan?

Chris: Love- the light of my life, but also the bane of my existence, please stop-

Peter:.......Come on let's go and play..

Chris: I swear-

Stiles: *from God knows where* I never see you anymore, come out the door-

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Sirius: Do you wanna build a snowmaaaan?

Remus: Love- the light of my life, but also the bane of my existence, please stop-

Sirius:.......Come on let's go and play..

Remus: I swear-

James: *from God knows where* I never see you anymore, come out the door-

#marauders #happy potter #hp marauders #james potter #sirius orion black #sirius black #remus lupin #remus john lupin #Casanova of gryffindor tower remus lupin #LETS GO FROZENNNN

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EXACTLY

If I see one more goddamn Moonknight fic with the selfcest tag I’m going to McFucking lose it.

👏Marc 👏 and 👏 Steven 👏 are 👏 different 👏 people 👏

That’s literally the point of having DID.

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Please do more of these, I love Dustfinger and Mo's ship so much and it's so damned underrated and your stories about them are just so utterly amazing 😭

And maybe you could even do a little prompt where it's DustFinger who's jealous this time around with a very touchy customer who's all up on Mo? 👀

Hey how are you been a while

A prompt ive been thinking about is how this all must look to meggie, like obv mo and df have their private moments and they hold back near the kids but like... there is still something there, you know. And meggie is very observant, she can see the lingering touches, the discreet nuzzles when they think nobody is looking, the way mo swallows with his mouth open at the sight of df coming home shirtless and covered in dirt before telling him to take a shower and change...

Now that i think about it, how open would they be near their family? Would df invite mo to the shower with him to 'save water' if he knew meggie was in hearing shot? Would they still peck each other on the cheek or lips? Maybe slap each others asses? I know my parents do that, so why not them, you know

And of course meggie acts disgusted at all this while inside shes like,, happy for both of them

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gremssssss, i've missed you!!! it's been forever and it's been a crazy few days and i haven't written anything i'm so sorry ily please forgive me

have this little thing as an apology 🥺 ily hope you're doing well!!

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Meggie sees it.

There's a part of her that wishes she didn't -- and the other part of her hates that first part, thinks it's selfish, because something else she sees is how happy Mo is. Happier than he's ever been.

Deep, deep down, does she wish he could be happy like that with Resa? Yeah... Yeah, she does.

But Resa isn't here. It's still painful to think of her, but she's gone, and she was never really here in the first place.

The first time she noticed something happened at about eight months after the end. She'd had trouble sleeping that night and got up for a glass of water, and saw that the porch light was still on. The kitchen clock marked 1:18AM. It was odd; Mo always turned off all the lights when he went to bed.

Meggie made it to the door to get the light that was somehow probably just forgotten, and that's when she heard something outside. The door was quiet when she pushed it halfway open to peek outside. The only thing she could see was that lights were on in the van, too, and Dustfinger seemed to have company. She could hear two distinct voices.

Again, odd.

But for the time being, she let it go.

Then, a week later, it's a small thing, but Mo was doing dishes one night and Dustfinger, on yet another odd move, had helped clean the table, and when he brought things back into the kitchen, Meggie could see it just for a brief moment, a millisecond, that he let his free hand go to Mo's lower back, and Mo offered him a smile, a tiny thing, an intimate thing.

So, the porch light and the van and the hand on the back and the smile, and the fact that they were talking then, like having actual conversations -- Meggie sees it.

Mo's happy. Dustfinger's happy.

Why shouldn't Meggie be, too?

But they're discreet, they are. Even in the privacy of their own place, when they're alone with family. Meggie thinks it's just how Mo is; he's old and boring, and he doesn't have to be glued to Dustfinger at every waking hour.

It's like -- the opposite of Farid. Farid's always holding her hand or braiding her hair. She likes the reassurance of his touches. Likes to know he knows he can touch her, because they belong.

Mo and Dustfinger, even though everyone's fine with them being together, you have to look close. If you do, they have these... Codes. They talk with their eyes, sometimes. Mo looks at Dustfinger a certain kind of way and Dustfinger goes to pick up whatever Mo was looking for. And he always gets it right.

Or the little -- the little shoulder squeezes. She doesn't know quite how to explain, but. Sometimes Mo just does a little squeeze of Dustfinger's shoulder and it's like so much information is sent there; they change the pacing of whatever they're doing immediately. Always on the same beat, same tune. Dancing around each other to no music.

The loudest they get is with the forehead kisses. Dustfinger loves those. He kisses Mo's head when he's leaving for work or when he's arriving for a meal, or when Mo's upset and he doesn't want a fight to break out.

Meggie has, unfortunately, seen them being disgusting, too. But that would be hard to avoid, you know, since they're all living together. The long looks when one or the other shows up in more revealing clothes or how Dustfinger will hug Mo against the counter when he's making breakfast and Meggie and Farid haven't gotten up yet. He moves away as soon as one of the kids walk in.

Or that one time when they were all walking home from a restaurant across the plaza and it suddenly started pouring rain and they all came up drenched. Meggie let Farid shower first and sat in the kitchen to wait, and for a brief second, when they thought she couldn't see, right at the door of their bedroom, Mo and Dustfinger just jumped at each other, kissing and laughing and taking off each other's clothes.

It's disgusting. But they're happy.

And she thinks it's sweet. She thinks they deserve it -- you know, love.

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I love the fact that the knights doesn't care whether Merlin is ready to murder Arthur, like he really could try and shoot Arthur with a bow and arrow and Leon's just gonna be "ah it's just horseplay" and the other knights would simply agree

#merlin x arthur #merlin bbc #merlin #king arthur #arthur pendragon #knights of the round table #sir lancelot #sir gwaine #sir elyan #sir percival #sir leon

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Merlin: I love you

Arthur:

Merlin:

Arthur:

Merlin:

Arthur: WhY-

#merthur #merlin #king arthur #arthur pendragon #knights of the round table #merlin bbc #merlin x arthur

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Stiles: I am not the pack mom! Stoppp-

The pack pups: *holding boxes of chocolates and flowers since it mothers day*

Stiles: Jesus Christ- fine alright just for today, just for today I'll accept it but that's just 'cause I want my deserved chocolates.

#pack mom stiles #stiles x derek #teen wolf stiles #stiles stilinski #sterek #the hale family #hale pack #teen wolf #mothersday

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Stiles: uhm... What if we- ya know, go on a date this Friday? Maybe catch a movie or-

Derek: We've literally been married for nearly three years now?-

Stiles: hush Der, anyways, we could go grab milkshakes right after and thennnn

#stiles x derek #pack mom stiles #stiles stilinski #sterek #teen wolf stiles #teen wolf #derek hale #sourwolf #the hale family #gay gay homosexual gay #gay gay gay gay

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Isaac: Stiles where my lacrosse gear?

Stiles: Put it away in your bedroom closet.

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Scott: Stiiiiiiles- I skinned my knee

Stiles: Scottie you're a werewolf- it'll be healed within seconds

Scott: *famous puppy eyes*

Stiles: *sighs* fine you want me to kiss it better?

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Erica: Boyd for the last fuckin time-

Stiles: *from a whole different room* LANGUAGE!

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Stiles: I honestly don't get why people label me as a pack mom, geez-

Allison and Scott: *about to head out for a date* we'll be going now!

Stiles: You two best be back before 10 pm!

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Stiles: Anyways, seriously like gosh, 'pack mom'? Really??

#sterek #stiles stilinski #pack mom stiles #wolfpack #teen wolf #mieczyslaw stilinski #stiles x derek #scott mccall

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Sirius *casually peeling potatoes to help out at the potters house*: I think I'm getting the hang of it, hadn't even accidentally sliced my hand with the peeler yet

James who's very much trying to fit in with the trends nowadays: fuck yeah you are, peeling those potatussy well

Remus: What in the shi--

#marauders #moony #sirius orion black #james potter #remus lupin