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The best part about any TTRPG is the stupid stuff your GM lets you do.

Stupid things I've gotten away with:

Turning a man into vibranium. Make a rail cannon that launches supercritical fuel rods. Effectively use a rotary gun meant for 3 people by myself. Santa's Death Sphere. Military compound human centipede.

Stupid things I've let my players get away with:

VAPE HIM.

#ttrpg #lancerrpg #mecha

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A.B.A Hype:

Yo! Goth key GF insane!

A.B.A Music:

Yo! Goth key GF... depressed...

#text #ggst #ggstrive #vgm #music #a.b.a #a.b.a guilty gear #fgc #guilty gear #Youtube

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Aight, I get that its durable... To hammers. But what about if I'm playing dnd in my 8th story apartment building and through (natural and entirely upstaged Rube Goldberg machine esque) events it goes flying out into the middle of the road? Will my roll of a 14 be as crispy as the day I bought it?

The hammering will not stop until people stop asking me if my ceramic dice are durable enough to roll. 🤣

#dnd #dice #ttrpg #5e #only joking #but it would be very funny to test...

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Nothing beats climbing your stairs, hitting your toe right at the top and watching as you bad knee explodes on contact with the corner of the final step.

Yes. The pain is great.

#text #jokes #knee pain

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Note: No pain, no gain DOES NOT mean more pain, more gain.

#text #jokes #funny

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Things are going well in the discord...

#discord chat #jokes #text

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I've been asleep for a long time. It is finally the point of my life where I crawl from my cave of hibernation, see the glowing sun and feel the new grass on my feet. Its time for me to finally get my life started this year and-

THERES STILL ONE MORE DAY OF JANUARY LEFT!

#text #jokes #january #this month has been so long #hibernation #why cant it just be February #random thoughts

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I really love how every part of the angular roughsharks’ name describes it perfectly. In a world with so many animal names that sre just conglomerations of other animal names, its nice to have something so perfectly descriptive.

Angular ✔️

Rough ✔️

Shark ✔️

#Still the best shark #the more you look at him the better he gets.

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Just scared my roommate's dog by singing the piranha plant song from Mario Wonder

#true story #super mario #super mario wonder #dogs #Youtube

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I always do the exact same thing when starting a new Table Top Roleplay Game. I look at all the stats, abilities, and otherwise.

Then I make the single most unkillable man I can

I currently have the lowest armor possible, lowest damage you can get, and everything is the lowest it can be, save be one thing. I have triple the effective hit points of my other party members, and the ability to regenerate all of those effective hit points six times over, meaning I have effectively almost 300 hit points before I go down when you normally have about 20.

#text #ttrpg #legends #superhero rpg

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Getting mojo back because you can't paint minis for more than a month at a time. Decided to make some trash into terrain, and figured it would look nice if I threw some Orkz onto it... Then some Ork symbols. And now I gotta add the teefs to make it Proppa Orky

#warhammer 40k #wargaming #warhammer kill team #kill team #miniature painting #warhammer 40000 #wip #Yes... I still need to paint four more models on my team. #Made from an egg carton and a cereal box if you cared. Just a bit of cardboard to round it out. #orks40k

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Nothing beats the ability to sneeze so hard that your ability to speak goes away but you're also in so much pain from the sneeze that you must say something so you just follow it up with loud, incoherent flailing of your vocal cords to express how this feeling feels, and despite the accuracy of your ramblings about how it felt, it still will never be a truly satisfactory description of what you just went though.

#text #jokes #random thoughts #im sick #i once again need the sinus spoon

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So I recently came into contact with the answer to this question:

1: Yes, if local and government officials know that I have it and I've been okayed to have it, I can indeed own a pipe bomb. 2: Yes, I am permitted to build said improvised explosive device, even before getting approval for it. 3: I don't even need authorities to supervise! I can just blow it up by myself and be perfectly legally in the right! I would need to do it somewhere away from others tho.

The bonus question is obviously a no, but I apparently am allowed to make a IED and detonate it with the correct permissions.

Pipe bomb related questions I will never get an answer to because I am not interested enough to research it.

The order of these being asked are of great importance. 1: Am I allowed to own a pipe bomb for personal use? 2: Am I allowed to build the aforementioned pipe bomb for personal use? 3: I understand that the detonation of this bomb would be 100% illegal, however if I got local authorities to supervise it's detonation and ensure it was done safely, could I then detonate my personal use pipe bomb?

Bonus Question number 4: If all participants involved know that I am delivering a pipe bomb to another person, could I then send it over the US mail system, once again clearly marked as an explosive, to a friend to then detonate in a safe manner for personal entertainment?

#text #jokes #pipe bomb #questions #legal question #I know this is a joke #You know this is a joke #With all that being said. Can I tho? #answered #i still don't know state laws #but you can do this in the US #its kinda shocking how much you can get away with if you just get permission to do it

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I made pretzel bites

And they lie. They where bagel bites.

I messed it up, and I'm chill with it to be honest. Would mess it up again.

#text #cooking #pretzel bites #but they were not #i suck at cooking what I want #But at least I can eat whatever I end out making

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Movie Review: Godzilla Minus One

Open up by saying: Minor spoilers ahead. I don't give large spoilers for movies such as the play by plays that you often see in reviews, but just the general vibe and enough info that you can have a similar experience to me watching the movie. If you don't want any spoilers at all, well I provide the spoiler free review first, so stop after that if you've not seen it yet and want to remain pure. That should cover just about everything.

General review: 7/10, would recommend. Its a Godzilla movie. You should know what you're getting yourself into here. Critique of the Japanese government, heartfelt human characters, and of course, GODZILLA! He looks great in the movie, and as a fan of Atomic Fire Breath, I rate this one's as FANTASTIC. Literally my favorite one so far. So yeah, go watch it!

Now to spoiler review where I give vague and stupid statements about the actual movie:

Great message, the critique we're looking at is the treatment of Japanese soldiers during WW1, in particular the idea that you where expected to die for your country despite the fact that the war was already decided. I love the struggle of the main character, as well as his relapse into the trauma he carries with him. Though written with recovery being a bit unrealistic, the break downs and problems working in life feel quite true to form, if not exaggerated by movie logic as always. Dealing with PTSD is where most of the movie's real plot is, and I feel like it is done quite well. It managed to make me tear up a few times.

The kaiju plot was a little odd tho... Godzilla has always been a warning against nuclear war and disasters, the idea that we are working with power that we are not responsible enough to handle. That's what Godzilla is... So why does Godzilla exist before the first bomb was dropped? The first bit of the movie shows that Godzilla had existed long before the bombs, but that... doesn't sit quite right with me. Just the slight critique tho, other than that Godzilla is great.

There was a lot of scenes in this movie where if I wasn't in a movie theater on opening night, I would have burst out laughing. As in there are multiple points in the movie where Godzilla's head gets blown off like a rock em sock em robot. Its a genuinely hilarious image, but I was in a movie theater and really into it, so I ended out not laughing as much. What sucks is that every single one of these funny moments is in a very climactic scene, and I won't lie, they where unintentional and I do think that brings the movie down a little bit. Overall it wasn't much a problem tho.

Once again, 7/10, would recommend. Its a good Godzilla movie, and I once again recommend it to people who are interested in the franchise and those who just enjoy movies. Good job Godzilla Minus One.

Now the funny of this review: Godzilla gave someone cancer. I have no idea how the break this to you other than that. Godzilla legitimately gave a character in the movie cancer. But it's not like normal cancer? Its like Godzilla cancer? I have no idea why Godzilla gave a woman Godzilla cancer, but I hope we get another movie in this universe so that we can know what Godzilla cancer is. I can't get over this. Why does Godzilla cancer exist? Is it normal cancer but flavored Godzilla? Is the woman going to mutate into a Godzilla people like with Shin Godzilla? WHY DID GODZILLA GIVE THAT WOMAN CANCER? THATS NOT VERY CASH MONEY OF YOU GODZILLA!

#text #movie review #movies #godzilla #godzilla minus one #godzilla minus 1 #spoiler free(ish) #i do consider myself a fan of godzilla even if it took my brother inviting me to the movie for me to actually go watch it #mothra is my favorite kaiju if you where wondering

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Sometimes you just gotta obliterate yourself at the obelisk for the day.

But I always love how it asks if you're sure.

#text #ror2 #risk of rain 2 #risk of rain #sometimes you gotta end the run #but you're always welcome to keep going or come back later.

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Child: *Explodes into flames at the mention of God* Parents: "OH GOD! Whats happening! Child: *Burning intensifies*

“Mom…Dad…I’m…” “Gay? We know sweetheart. And we still love yo—-“ “No I’m—“ “Trans too? Oh don’t worry dear we always kind of knew…” “No for the love of god I’ve been turned into a vampire!!”