Hi, so as a lot of you know things have been pretty awful for a really long time in my real life and I’m unfortunately now scrambling to get my kids half way across the country just so I can keep a roof over their heads because that’s where their closest family is.
So if you could please share this with anyone, just push it along even once and it could mean everything in keeping kids who don’t deserve their shitty situation to somewhere safe.
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catfish sentence starters
“you are a shameful citizen!”
“can someone be fucking honest?”
“what you see is what you get.”
“i never said nothing is my fault.”
“you look so gross right now.”
“my granny’s computer was garbage.”
“we were kind of soulmates.”
“i’m not gonna’ go anywhere anymore.”
“then why the fuck are we here?”
“this is just something i do.”
“that’s you taking care of your business.”
“it’s one of those questions of ‘what if?’.”
“okay. wow. that’s funny.”
“you’re not gonna’ shake my hand?”
“this is gonna’ be fun.”
“i love both of them.”
“i don’t really care anymore.”
“i’m really impressed with how you handled this.”
“you’re literally fishing.”
*sarcastic clapping*
“have you ever heard of destiny before?”
“what kind of money?”
“you guys know each other, clearly.”
“wait, timeout. i don’t do that.”
“you’re making me look like a fucking asshole.”
“wow okay, i guess that’s the end of it.”
“he was dead for a couple of days.”
“i just kinda’ wanna’ disappear from the world for a couple of days.”
“like, 100%.”
“so i’m just a story for you?”
“i’m a fucking guinea pig.”
“a lot has transpired!”
“let me stop you for a second.”
“it said so on facebook, so i believe it.”
“good morning, handsome!”
“but are you in love with me?”
“can i change my relationship status on facebook?”
“wait, no no no.”
“thank you, you’re dismissed.”
“you don’t have the qualifications! you do not have the jurisdiction.”
“me me me me me me me!”
“you did the bunny rabbit and you hopped your ass in there.”
“and you didn’t wanna’ believe it!”
“you really did love me?”
“okay, that’s your opinion.”
“well that’s very unfortunate.”
“that’s not very becoming for a lady.”
“at some point, you need to take a fucking hint.”
“this is kinda’ embarrassing for me.”
“i don’t get it.”
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