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rookeryyy · 24 days
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REINVENT
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YOURSELF
tumblr HATES my 44.1mb image swag so it has SO MUCH COMPRESSION and downsizing here. :') peep the actual intended size & quality (or as good as i could get it exported)
post-return Q!Tubbo :] Tee hee.
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un hamburgesa para tubbo (he lookied ungry)
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prorevenge · 4 years
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Got an asshole fired and helped a co-worker get a job they wanted.
About 20 years ago, I got a job at a warehouse/ delivery place, pulling and delivering windshields. When I started, there were 6 drivers - 1 old white guy who'd been there since humanity existed, 4 young black guys, and me (white female). I mention this only because, unfortunately, it does become important later. There were also 4-5 people in the office running sales/ admin, including the only other female at the company. She'd wanted a delivery job, but had been told "that's not a woman's job" so was stuck in the office. The guy who hired me made a big deal about how he'd stuck his neck out for me, and was getting crap from his buddies for hiring a woman. There was some undertone about equal opportunity, but I've never counted on that and made sure I went above and beyond.
At the time, it was a locally-owned place, and rules were not really standardized about most things. In theory, each driver was supposed to take orders for the next route scheduled, load up the next available truck, and head out. In reality, there was an unofficial pecking order, and each driver had "their" route/s and truck. As the new guy, I got the less-than-great pickup truck with an open-air rack and various problems; most of the other trucks were box trucks (think small moving trucks) so the windshields wouldn't get wet as they were delivered, and the driver could rearrange things inside the truck if the route got switched around for whatever reason. I also got the furthest-away route with the latest delivery times, so I usually got stuck in rush hour on the way back. I know the rules, though, so I shut my mouth, sucked it up, and waited for turnover to make me not-the-new guy and get a better truck/ route.
Surprisingly, turnover didn't happen. There were the usual problems with 2 of the workers not pulling their weight, but... no one ever got fired. The worst offender was, of course, the guy at the top of the unofficial pecking order, we'll call him Mike. Dude was huge - easily a foot taller than me (I'm not short), I'm pretty sure all he did was work and workout, and he constantly bragged about doing steroids to get bigger. He would only take the shortest run with the fewest deliveries and spend the rest of the time talking sh!t with the other drivers or just randomly vanishing. A couple months after I started, I got some big orders for my routes all in a row, and asked for help so I could gather everything, load up, and head out on time. This was not uncommon - there were several machines used for pulling the stock, so if you finished your orders early, you helped others who were behind. Not Mike, though - you'd think I'd asked him to skin a puppy. Got in my face, yelling about how dare I ask him to do anything, I'm just the new guy, get out of here and don't let him see me again, etc., you get the picture. One of the other guys I'd become friends with pulled me away and helped me get loaded up and out the door, but that never really sat right with me. Mike had never been friendly to me, but after that day, he'd go out of his way to be an ass - nothing big, but enough to seriously irritate me and intimidate the other guys to not talk to me when he was around.
A little while later, I mentioned the outburst to the lady in the office, and she told me why nothing would ever be done about Mike or anyone else. Apparently the personnel guy, we'll call him Tony, had gotten fired from his previous job over a complaint about racism. He'd used the phrase "Black Friday" to refer to, well, Black Friday: the day after Thanksgiving, when sales are supposed to get companies back in the black/ financially solvent. Apparently one of his employees claimed he used it as a racist remark, it got taken to court and somehow, Tony was found guilty and fired. Basically, that meant that he couldn't take any actions against a black worker ever again, because he's got a prior judgement against him. The drivers knew that, and Mike (and one other but he's not important here) absolutely used it to do the bare minimum required to stay employed. That didn't sit right with me either, but I was just a driver, and the new guy, so nothing I could do about it.
Until...
A couple months later, the owner did some necessary maintenance around the place, and one of the things done was getting rid of "my" old truck and buying a new-er one that was half-enclosed/ half open-air racks. The owner apparently said it should go to "whoever had driven the old truck" as an apology for not having heat/ ac in the old one, but I'm not super picky. Offered it to the old guy, because seniority, but he turned it down in favor of "his" truck that he was used to and was fully enclosed. I offered it to the two black guys who actually did their jobs and were pretty decent to me (when Mike wasn't around), but same thing - they wanted their own, enclosed trucks. Ok, cool. Newish truck for me! Spent the first day getting used to it, and stayed late off the clock getting it sparkling clean, inside and out. The only thing it lacked was the new car smell, everything else was polished, cleaned, buffed, shined, etc.
Well, apparently, the fact that I didn't bow and scrape to Mike pissed him off even more, and seeing the "new" truck out back all shiny and pristine was too much to handle. He was already out on a run when I came in the next day, so I loaded up and headed out as per usual. Got back about 5 minutes before his second run of the day was supposed to leave and he came storming out before I could even get out of the truck. Screaming profanity, "how dare you take my truck, get tf out of that thing, get your sh!t out, that's my truck, I'm gonna take it 'cause it looks good and I deserves it, you're just a bitch, you don't deserve anything nice, I'm gonna f**k you up," etc etc.
Side note: I don't tolerate bullies at all, and I don't back down easily. I was always the little kid, growing up, and I learned just how far I could push it, mouthing off and calmly standing up to kids bigger than me because "oh, you're so tough? You're gonna pick on a little girl?" As I grew up, I tended to work in "men's jobs," so I was used to taking some sh!t but also drawing a line firmly in the sand and defending it. I am occasionally surprised I haven't gotten decked a time or two, but I've gotten pretty good at reading a situation.
Back to the story: I'm sitting in the newish truck with Mike standing outside the door screaming profanity and threats at me. For all the sh!t that Mike talked, though, I got the feeling he was used to getting his way without actual violence. I calmly opened the door and got out, but left my personal belongings in the truck and locked the door behind me. He was doing his damnedest to intimidate me, getting up in my space, finger in my face, personal threats, etc. I started walking toward the office, which was all the way on the opposite end of the warehouse, and he followed me the whole way, still screaming, threats getting worse and worse, apparently ignorant to the fact that literally every single employee had stopped what they were doing and was watching us. I walked into the office and just stood there for about 4-5 minutes, staring at the owner while Mike just kept going off. He finally realized I wasn't reacting to him and ran out of steam, and you could see the realization of where he was register on his face, but he glanced over at Tony and smirked, probably figuring he was still untouchable.
In the silence that followed, I calmly said to the owner, "You have four black guys working in the warehouse." He nodded. "And you have one woman working out there." He nodded again, and I saw the light come on. Without looking at anyone else, I said, "I do not want to pull the gender card here, but if something is not done about this situation, I will have to take steps to ensure my safety." I grabbed the tickets for my next run, turned around, and walked back to the warehouse to start pulling the orders.
I'm not really sure what happened next, because all the other guys had mysteriously gotten loaded and left on their runs in record time, and I followed not long after. When I got back, Mike was no longer there, and one of the other guys was training the admin lady to be a new driver. Over the next week, I got quiet "thank you"s from her, Tony, and the other drivers who actually did work. The other slacker guy got fired a while later for possession with intent to distribute, I believe. I left about a year later to drive bigger trucks, but by then we had a pretty solid crew of drivers who helped each other out.
TL;DR: I worked as a warehouse/ delivery person with 4 black guys and an HR guy who'd been fired as a racist for using the phrase "Black Friday," so he couldn't take any action without being accused of racism again. One of the black drivers who thought he ruled the place didn't like that I got a newish delivery truck that no one else wanted, screamed and threatened me as I walked into the office so everyone could see; pointed out there were 4 black drivers and one female. Guy was fired.
Sorry, that was WAY longer than I thought it'd be when I remembered it. Let me know if anything's unclear or this isn't where it belongs.
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douchebagbrainwaves · 3 years
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HOW TO GET STARTUP HUBS WORK
Companies do them because they have to learn it to get a job. In the past, a competitor might use patents to prevent you from taking one apart to see how it worked.1 But this is probably not an option for most magazines. When you want something, you don't need determination to drive you; it's what you'd do anyway. College was regarded as job training where I grew up in a time where college degrees seemed really important, so I'm alarmed to be saying things like this, but reacted simply by not studying philosophy, rather than just an effect? But they are indirectly influenced in the practical sense that interest from other investors imposes a deadline. Otherwise you're probably just postponing the problem, and that the best strategy is simply to be aggressively open-minded. At the moment, there is no one within big companies who gets in trouble for that. And yet there may be a way to choose a good language.
In most domains, talent is overrated compared to determination—partly because it makes raising money take longer and cost more in legal fees. The catch is that Sequoia gets about 6000 business plans a year and funds about 20 of them, so the odds of getting this great deal are 1 in 300. As well as mattering less whether students get degrees, it will become increasingly important. No one actually proposed implementing numbers as lists in practice. For example, suppose Y Combinator offers to fund you in return for 6% of your company. If some applications can be increasingly inefficient while others continue to demand all the speed the hardware can deliver, faster computers will mean that languages have to cover an ever wider range of efficiencies. We think of the core of a language as a set of axioms, surely it's gross to have additional axioms that add no expressive power, simply for the sake of efficiency. My friend Trevor Blackwell built his own Segway, which we called the Segwell.
In this case, n is. To some extent, yes. The thought of all this stupendously inefficient software burning up cycles doing the same thing with programming languages. Of course, there are other factors to consider in a VC deal. What makes good food? I think there will still be a good deal of programming of the type that we do today.2 The word essay comes from the French verb essayer, which means to try. There will always be pushing you toward the bottom. If it seems surprising that the gap was so long, consider how little progress there was in math between Hellenistic times and the Renaissance. Deciding to fire people is usually hard, but there's nothing magical about a degree.
So I don't even try to predict it. One of the things the equity equation shows us is that, financially at least, eating a steak requires a conscious effort to overcome it. The evolution of languages differs from the evolution of programming languages is more like the rate of evolution in programming languages is likely to lead, because they come closest of any group I know to embodying it. Suppose the company wants to make a weak-willed person stronger-willed.3 Do you, er, want a printout of yesterday's news? Do you, er, want a printout of yesterday's news? So while you'll probably survive, the problem now becomes to survive with the least possible effort. Those are interesting questions. So the solution may be to shrink and then figure out what you're building, and it is a home not just for evaluating new ideas but also for having them. Many if not most of the extra computer power we're given will go to the real Silicon Valley, that use of the word need is a sign they're not even thinking about the question right. I think they're onto something.
Conclude that an issue is a complex one, or draw conclusions so narrow that no one needs a particular song or article. But he turned out to be fuzzy around the edges if you examine it closely. When I get asked in interviews to predict the future, we had several founders who said they'd thought of applying before, but weren't sure and got jobs instead. I predict this situation is also temporary. Since this is in effect the company's profit on a hire, the market will determine that: if you're a hot opportunity, you can charge more. In the last batch of startups we funded, we had better talk about parallel computation, because that's where this idea seems to live. But unfortunately most investors are terrible judges. Some kinds of innovations happen a company at a time will obviously happen faster if the rate of new companies increases. The situation is much the same with digital books.4
2 that the spread of the Industrial Revolution. It lets you accrete programs as a series of patches. There are some kinds of ideas that are so threatening that it's hard for big companies even to think of all phone calls as one kind of thing, no matter what. How can you say that Java won't turn out to be is how little effect they have. Presumably many libraries will be for domains that don't even exist yet. It's also what causes smart people to be curious about certain things and not others; our DNA is not so much to try harder to make money from the written word probably require different words written by different people. Can you protect yourself against obsolete beliefs is to focus initially on people rather than ideas.5 However many Google does, Microsoft should do ten times as many.6 The first step is to have an explicit belief in change.
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One of the reason it might make them less vulnerable to gaming, because it lets them bring the Internet, and logic. And even more dangerous to have been in preliterate societies to be writing with conviction.
Experienced investors know about it wrong. In rice cooker.
The solution was a kid who had recently arrived from Russia. What people usually mean when they talk about aspects of startups where the second. Pliny Hist. A variant is that you should never sell i.
It's true in fields that have hard deadlines, like play in a time, which is just like a compiler, you don't know whether this would probably a cause for optimism: American graduates have more options.
Wave is a fine sentence, but nothing else: no friends, TV, just as you get a patent troll, either as truth or heresy. Lecuyer, Christophe, Making Silicon Valley, the apparent misdeeds of corp dev people are like, and when you use this thing yourself, if you don't know the combination of circumstances in the few cases where it was more expensive, a lot about some disease they'll see once in China, Yale University Press, 2005. Everyone's taught about it well enough to guarantee good effects. But it wouldn't be able to spend on trade goods to make your fortune?
The brand of an FBI agent or taxi driver or reporter to being told that they are within any given time I had a tiny. After reading a draft of this type is sometimes called an HR acquisition. Part of the word intelligence is the number of startups will generally raise large amounts of our own, like a knowledge of human nature, might come from. And then of course.
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tvntae · 5 years
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heartbreak hotel 1
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pairing: reader x ceo!jeon jungkook
plot: was sleeping with your boss really such a great idea?
genre: smut (eventual), angst, fluff
word count: 3.3k
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You loved your new job, you really did but the days just seemed to drag on. You were kinda ready for new scenery, a load of fresh faces and just some newer air to breath in general. You wanted, no needed more creative freedom. You felt stuck, and you knew there wasn’t anything you could actually do about it. Unless you go to him. Now “him” was your boss, Jeon Jungkook. You hated asking him for things because he seemed so scary.  He was quite sweet, funny and even a little charming. But he intimated the living hell out of you, and you’ve never been able to pinpoint why. Maybe it was because of the look on his face during those redundant teamwork building exercise meetings that were held every 2 months. He seemed to despise them more than anyone else. To you, he was the big bad boss even though around here he was crucial and level-headed.
At least, that’s what you heard about him. Rumors must have been that mans last name because people loved to talk, and when you say to talk you mean gossip. Employees would either be discussing Mr.Jeon’s newest ride or the latest girl he’s screwing. Word got around that he was dating some new model on the scene, not that you really cared or anything, but last night Karen, the older lady who’s cubicle is to the left of yours, just wouldn’t stop yapping on and on about it.
“Did you hear about Jeon’s new girlfriend?” She squealed over the phone, entirely too enthusiastic over something that had absolutely nothing to do with her. You could barely get work done because of your unintentional eavesdropping. Seriously, it’s not like you actually cared or anything about Jungkook’s life it just... you know Karen and her very loud very exaggerated story over the phone with Suzie, that works a floor above you in HR were taking your attention away from all your important work.
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That very night you went home you let your curiosity get the best of you, and you decided to do a little bit of researching your self.
Your laptop was filled with tab after tab after tab of articles about Jeon Jungkook. Things about his childhood, his family even his surprisingly healthy lifestyle. You didn’t know much of the guy, other than he was your boss and he was only a few years older than you. Oh, and also those ridiculous fables people made up about him, but other than that you didn’t really know him, know him. No one did, really now that you think about it. He tended to stay in his office most days, and he rarely came to the company parties, not that you were invited to them for you to obtain such knowledge, you just heard it from Soyeon and Erika from the sales department during lunch break a week back. You knew you shouldn’t have been listening to their private conversation but it wasn’t actually your fault, it just so happened that they were talking about that particular thing while you had paused your music to text your mom back.
You looked over at your clock on your computer and saw just how late it was. Almost 3 and a half hours had passed while you were snooping on your bosses life and you hadn’t even eaten yet. You opted out on cooking, even though in that article you just read about Jungkook’s healthy lifestyle said he always cooks his meals, you decided on ordering out instead. You didn’t have the luxury of making home-cooked meals every night and mostly ate out to suffice. With the salary you have, you do a lot more saving and budgeting than big baller spending. It’s hard enough to afford a place in Seoul, imagine how broke you would go if you started buying real groceries. Fast food was convenient, and it takes a lot less time to arrive at your doorstep than if you were to make a meal.
As you placed your order, you started to wonder if Jungkook was the type of guy to like a girl who could cook. With the luxurious and lavish lifestyle he lives, or at least what the way the tabloids paint his way of living, he’d surely be the type of guy to like a woman who enjoyed cooking for her man. You weren’t really that much of a cooker, a baker yes, but cooking wasn’t your forte. You could bake up a mean batch of chocolate brownies, or if you were in the mood you liked to bake apple pies but cooking actual dinner? Uh, that wasn’t a trait you could say you have.
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Once your food arrived, you decided it was time to watch the local news. It was always something you did back home. You’d order some food and then flip to the news channel to hear the current events of the world. Old habits never die.
Oddly enough Jungkook and his new girlfriend were being featured. Typically, when the company you worked for was on the news Jungkook name was rarely ever mentioned just for the sake of not drawing attention to his name you’d guess. Nochu was notably known as a great company. Most people didn’t really know that such a young guy was behind such a successful business. Frequently, in cases you’ve seen young CEOs, mostly it’s because it’s a business that was handed down to them from their wealthy fathers and grandfathers. But that wasn’t the case for Jeon Jungkook. No, he started Nochu from the ground up, hustled his ass off even before college just to create a name for himself. You had a lot of respect for the guy. You didn’t see him much, but he was diffidently a diligent man. If you ever have the chance (and the balls), you’d try to conversate more with him. Get to know him as your boss, not really on a personal level but more as colleagues. 
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If the news was anything to go by tonight, apparently Jungkook and his girlfriend were engaged. When you were doing your research about him a few hours prior there weren’t any mentionings of engagement nor was there any clear pictures of Jungkook with said, fiance. But the news seems to have evident photos of the couple together. And you were utterly blown away by the two. They were stunning together, hell, she was stunning alone. But together they looked so dominant. 
“The nations couple” was what everyone was calling them on Twitter. Honestly, you could see why. They’re perfect for each other, and they looked so content. You were sorta jealous, not because you had a crush on your boss or anything. I mean yeah, he is very handsome and the mysterious type. You’d be lying if you said he wasn’t your type. But it’s really the simple fact that you hadn’t been in a relationship for what felt like 15 years. Your last boyfriend was everything you ever needed, or at least that’s what you had thought. Once he got a job offer in another city, he dropped you so quickly and left without another word. So you being you, you ended up on the other side of the planet in Seoul to finish college and start an internship soon after. 
Your internship lasted for about 3 years and then you were offered a position at Nochu Corp. You thought you would be working for some old fat guy in his mid to late sixties. So to say you were stunned by Jungkook’s age and his smooth looking face was an understatement. You knew he could tell how flustered you were that day you accidentally ran into him with your high stack of papers. You were so sure he’d fire you on the spot, but he even offered to help you clean them up. He helped you that day, pick up all your papers, and you were so nervous you left without thanking him properly. To this day you’re still pissed that you made such a fool of yourself.
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The morning dragged by slower than ever today at work, you were so ready to get out of the building and get home to your warm bed. Your uncomfortable office chair was starting to get old, you figured it’s never been replaced, and it’s been sitting at this particular desk for years. It often makes your back cramp up and spasm, and it indeed is a pain in the ass (like literally, it even hurts your butt to sit too long). 
From the corner of your eye, you could see your department manager, Jiwoo come into focus. You start to pray that she doesn’t hand you another task for today and instead hands it off to someone else less fortunate. You could not bear to stay sitting at this desk for any longer. 
“Hey, Y/n, how ya been?” Jiwoo asks you, a little too enthusiastically might you add. You could already tell you were a) In trouble or b) she was going to ask for you to complete another task for tonight. And God was you praying it wasn’t the latter. 
“I’m doing good Mrs.Choi, how are you today?” You maintained a smile through gritted teeth, trying to stay as positive as can be. Maybe, just maybe it was an audit and nothing too serious today. You had a drama to catch up on today, and you could NOT afford to stay any longer than usual. 
“I’m doing just fine, I was wondering,” here we fucking go, you think, “Youngjae called out sick for the week and we don’t have anyone to process the stats from this week and last well I need you to stay, maybe about I don’t know 3 hours after your scheduled time today.” The fucking bitch.
“But I-” you start, but Jiwoo soon cuts you off before you could protest.
“This isn’t a yes or no question Mrs.Y/n, I need coverage and your my only available person tonight. I know I can count on you. I’ll email everything that needs to be printed, copied and signed before I go and leave the papers on my desk, I’ll leave you my keys to open the copy room and, make sure you leave said keys with the papers you deliver. Have a nice night Mrs.Y/n.” And with that Jiwoo hands you her office keys and takes her leave, well not before giving you a hideous tight lip smile.
You truly hated that old hag. Out of all the employees she has in this department she chooses to always pick on you.
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Night rolled by a lot faster than the afternoon, and you were finally able to stand up and stretch. Letting out a yell, since no one else was on this floor for the night you start doing the stretching exercises you learned from Youtube. The forward hang stretch would always be your favorite one. Anyways on to more important task, you grab Jiwoo’s keys and head to the elevator, since your department didn’t have a copy room you had to use the one a few floors above. 
The empty hallway to the room was dead silent and even a little creepy, you know most people here tended not to stay too late, yourself included. You hated this place sometimes, it was cold, dark and scary at night. And you always felt lonely here when you stayed overnight. 
Switching on the copy room lights, you mentally thank God that someone left the computer logged in because, for the life of you, you could never remember any of the passwords. 
You logged into your email, quickly, 3 hours after your ass. You were going to print these papers, sign them off and put them in Jiwoo’s stupid office on her big stupid desk. Oh, and along with her dumb stupid office keys. 
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You were about 3 papers signed in when you heard a voice coming from down the hall. Your first instinct told you it was the custodial crew, so you brushed it off. 
“Yes babe, I’ll be home tonight don’t worry about it... Yes... Yes... Wait, I thought I turned those lights off, guess not, but yea see you soon, love you, k bye.”
“Oh. So it was you who has these lights on.” Too focused on signing you didn’t register anyone walking into the copy room. You nervously spin yourself around in your chair and get up to bow, but he motions his hand telling you it wasn’t necessary.
“How are you Y/n?” 
“I am doing well sir, how are you tonight?” 
“Same. Same. Choi has you working late tonight I see, you don’t normally stay this late.” He says as he squeezes past you to get to the small printer. You smile and nod as your response as he passes you. The room was cramped. There was one huge sectional desk that held all 3 computers, and on one side, a small printer on the other and then the copy machines were right next to the desk. For it to be such a big building, this room had to be the smallest one you’ve ever seen. You turn your chair back around to finish signing your papers, the only sound that was heard throughout the room was Jungkook printing papers and your swiftness with the pen as you signed. You rustle a few papers around, trying your best to not look like such an unorganized slob in front of your boss. 
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It ended up taking your 2 whole hours to finish printing, copying and signing all 300 something papers. Jungkook had stayed in the copy room the entire time, mostly going through his email and answering texts. Wasn’t like you were snooping or anything, you were just surprised that man could type and text so damn fast. 
Jungkook looks at his wrist for the time on his watch. “You take the bus to and from work, correct?” Jungkook turns his chair to his left to face you. 
“Uh, yes sir, why?” You ask, bemused that he was asking such a personal question.
“Well, it’s late, and the last bus just ran 5 minutes ago, so I’ll be taking you home unless you have a ride tonight?” He raises his eyebrows. Jungkook knew you were new to the city and didn’t have many friends here let alone family. He only asked to see if you’d lie to him.
“That’s very kind of you sir, but you don’t have to-”
What was it with these people in higher positions cutting you off.
“I wasn’t really asking, it’s late, and I know for a fact you shouldn’t be walking this late, so I’ll be your ride tonight. Clean up, pack your things and I’ll be waiting for you outside of the building in the black Audi.” He starts to grab his things and leave, sending you a sweet smile before exiting the room.
It took you a second to process what just happened. Jungkook barely said 7 words to you when he first came into the room and then all of a sudden he’s offering to take you home? What parallel universe is this? For all he knew you could be a serial killer, hell he could be one. You were his next prey, and you didn’t even have a say in anything because he’s your boss.
Calming down your fast-beating heart, you pack up your papers and make your way to your department to drop everything all off. 
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The inside of Jungkook’s car smelled terrific. Like pineapples and bananas but also with a hint of mint candy. It was strange but also quite pleasant at the same time. You heard around the office that he likes sweet smelling things. Opting to buy women’s perfume rather than men’s cologne. You had absolutely no problem with that at all. It just showed Jungkook cared a lot about hygiene. Which is why you’d rarely see any blemish or imperfections to his skin. 
“You know today was casual Friday, right”? Jungkook ask you while still keeping his eyes on the road. 
“Wait, seriously we have those? No one’s ever told me.” To say you were disappointed was an understatement, you loved causal days, and you never even knew they existed there.
You frown at the thought of it. 
Jungkook looks over to see the pout gracing your face, cute, he laughs to himself. “Yes, we have them a few times out of each month. There’s a lot we do there that Choi probably won’t tell you. It’s not as boring as you think it is.”
“I don’t think it’s boring.”
“Sure,” he draws out.”I can tell when someone is bored and you, Mrs.Y/n, are most definitely bored.” 
You laugh at that, “Maybe you’re right.”
Jungkook turns up the music to the radio and you two ride comfortably together. It felt weird but also right at the same time. You felt cozy and warm with him. 
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You had dozed off about 10 minutes ago, It was a great thing Jungkook looked at your file for your address because you were in a pretty deep sleep. He honestly did not mind that you lived about 20 minutes away. It wasn’t that big of a deal to him. He could feel his phone blowing up with text after text from Jinah, his fiance. He’d just make up a little white lie and tell her he stayed an extra hour at the office. It wouldn’t kill her if he omitted the truth. He didn’t need her jealous rants, not right now, he was too tired.
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You could feel Jungkook’s car coming to a stop. You knew it was time to wake up and in head inside your place when he nudged you awake.
“Hey, we’re here.” He tells you. You slowly lift yourself up, unbuckling your seatbelt and spreading your arms to stretch. 
“Thank you so much for this Mr.Jeon, I’m sorry I fell asleep here.” You awkwardly smile. 
He waves you off telling you it was indeed no problem.
“Just before you go Y/n I want to ask you something if that’s fine with you.
“It’s fine sir, go ahead.” You turn to face him. Figuring this must be something important.
“You see, I’ve been looking for a personal secretary for a month now and have been having trouble finding one I can trust. I was wondering if you’d like to be mine? You’d be getting paid more, get your own office but the flip side is you’d have to pick up more days. Is that fine with you?”
Woah, was he seriously asking you to be his right-hand woman? “Sir I-I don’t know what to say,” you were rightly left speechless, you had no secretary training, and he knew that, but he was asking you. You hadn’t even been at his company for very long, and he was already giving you a promotion.
“There's no need for formalities. You don’t have to call me sir or Mr.Jeon, Jungkook will do just fine.” He stifled a laugh.
“So do you accept the offer?”
“Yes, of course, of course! When do I start?”
“How’s tomorrow sound?” He asks.
“That sounds absolutely perfect!”
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joannawoo · 5 years
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What is HR really?
Industry 4.0, Business 4.0, whatever you want to call it. That's the new buzzword popping up everywhere. If business is changing so much, why isn't HR keeping up? At most, we're maybe at HR 2.5. HR 1.0 was when policies and procedures were brought in along with unions to make sure we didn't put our employees in danger and paid them just enough so they wouldn't want to burn the business down. HR 2.0 was maybe when we actually started to care about people a little bit more. The 2.5 part is now adding in diversity and minimal analytics. When are we going to get to HR 4.0? 
People always think that HR is there to protect the company, not the people. I don't see why HR can't do both. Protecting the company IS protecting the people. Fundamentally at my core, I care about people. Because I care, I will do whatever I can to ensure that the business has sustainable growth year over year. This is important because a healthy business means that more jobs get created with minimal layoffs. Several companies in the region have gone through layoffs recently and hundreds of lives have now been impacted.
So what does HR 4.0 look like? Actually, let's start with HR 3.0 because a lot of businesses aren't even there yet. HR 3.0 is where you care deeply about people and help them grow. Enable them to exceed your expectations. Apply tech design and development practices into HR. Run HR as a business. With HR 4.0, it's mostly figuring out how to balance between technology and human, and running HR as a profitable business. So what does all of this look like in practice?
I wrote an article years ago about applying software design and development principles to HR. This was back in 2015 and sadly the site that hosted the article is no longer around so I can't pull it up but the piece to take away is that when faced with an HR problem, tackle it like a product problem. Analyze the situation, gather information and do research, brainstorm solutions, build the solution, gather feedback and validate that it solves the problem, and iterate. If your recruitment process isn't getting the results you want, run a retro to figure out what you're doing wrong. Too much on your plate? Do some backlog grooming, figure out what will deliver most value with least amount of effort, do some sprint planning. Start talking to your employees and figure out what they want to do in life. When that opportunity comes up, reach out to them. Stop misusing data. Applicant tracking systems love to track "source of hire". You see that 50% of your employees are from Source X, and only 1% of employees from Source Y, so naturally people come to the conclusion that they need to talk to more Source X people. THAT'S WRONG. Plot your source of hire data against employee performance. Don't just settle for where all your employees come from, figure out where your top performers come from. If all your top performers are from Source Y, then your job is to figure out how to increase that 1%. And if you think "top performer" is only defined by one thing, that's wrong too. It's a combination of productivity, impact to company culture, impact on coworker productivity, potential for growth...the list goes on. Stop being so one dimensional. This is all still HR 3.0. 
I don't think too many companies are doing HR 4.0. I know I'm not there yet because I don't have the expertise or capacity to run analytics on certain things. Google's probably the opposite where they've got the analytics and tech piece, but don't have the human side. Let's talk about the easy part first which would be the analytics. We need to start doing more industrial/organizational psychology research to study employees in the workplace. We also need to hire more data scientists into HR to help analyze this data. Humans are so complex. Issues are so divisive nowadays and as a society, more and more people are suffering from mental health issues. Most of the research done was from decades ago. Have we really studied workers in today's world? We've evolved, yet our research has not. I'll use job postings as an example of all the analytics that could be done on an important, but very small piece of HR in the grand scheme. We should be doing tests on what information to include (or not) in job postings, how it affects application rates and quality of candidates, what the length of the job posting should be, different methods of application and what barriers are being created, when to post the job posting, where to post it, do you change the format and content based on where it's posted...that's just the tip of the iceberg. When it comes to sourcing, testing out different reach out messages, how/when to contact a candidate, etc. If it's a junior candidate, how long after they start a new job do you wait before you poach? What if they're an intermediate/senior candidate? Have you studied turnover rates and timing of turnover for certain companies? Then you have the rest of recruitment which is actually so much important than the 2 I just mentioned. And "recruitment" is just 1 of 9 of the mandatory HR courses to take. So think about how much there actually is to know and analyze when it comes to HR. Let that sink in.
Now let's talk about the hard part. How do we balance all the analytics with the human-ness of HR? What is actually the human side of HR and what does it look like? I share so many ideas of how to balance between business and people. Let's start by picking on unlimited vacation. Companies sometimes use this as a tactic to get their employees to take less vacation. That's what the analytics show. It's great for PR, people take less vacation, for a company that wants to take advantage of employees, it's a no brainer to implement this (at an org that has employees that already care about the company). So then if you knew that's what the analytics said and you truly believe the other studies that show employees perform better when they're well rested and feel taken care of, along with the studies that show that underrepresented groups usually take less vacation than their peers because they feel the need to "prove themselves" and to appear hardworking...then maybe HR would change those policies. There are definitely ways to make unlimited vacation less intimidating, usually by implementing a minimum vacation policy and letting people know that on average, people take x number of weeks of vacation, but we've also seen as high as y weeks and that's absolutely fine too, can't even remember who the employee was. Could also monitor vacation time to make sure that there aren't certain groups who tend to take less vacation than everyone else. But really...the better solution is just to get rid of unlimited vacation and give everyone 6 weeks. Typically, people don't take 6 weeks. It's seen as over and above "unlimited". To balance the business though and to ensure that you don't get stuck with millions of dollars of vacation liability, have it only accrue up to 3 weeks and it stops accruing until you actually use up certain days. This way, payout is never more than 3 weeks and employees will be using up vacation throughout the year and getting some breaks in instead of waiting until the end of the year or worse, when they burn out. Next, let's talk about catered meals. Companies sometimes implement it because they think that way it'll save time for employees and they can then spend that time working instead and it's a cost savings overall for the company. The pitch is that we cater lunches though which is a draw for people...FREE LUNCH! (There is no free lunch in life as my dad always says.) It's a taxable benefit, it's usually not the healthiest meal, there are food allergies or preferences not considered, employees complain about the food options, etc. For any company who truly believes that they want to improve lives of employees and offer them a good healthy meal at work, why not bring in fresh groceries and have a meal prep station at work? It doesn't need to be a full kitchen (but that'd be super nice!), but have some way of cooking meals at work. This way, employees choose what food they want to eat and you're helping them build life skills and teaching them how to cook. The analytics part? Have you ever considered how many people are becoming complacent at your place of work because of these perks or the golden handcuffs you've placed on them? Are they still passionate about their jobs or are they only there for the free lunch? Don't even get me started on catered dinner. People should be going home to their families for dinner, not stick around until a certain time just to get a "free meal" out of it. Look into the analytics of how a strong social network and family life outside of work can affect someone's job performance. This is why I have always believed that we need to do whatever we can to help people be successful outside of work. Whenever a new father tells me that him and his partner are expecting, yes I'll go through all the parental stuff with him, but I also tell him these are the entitlements his spouse is eligible for at their place of work, and advise him on how to best support his partner through this, and if his partner decides to take time off work to later transition back in, how to help with that transition. I help employees' friends and family members find jobs, because I believe that if a company truly cares about an employee, they'll also care about that employee's extended network. Think about the studies that talk about how personal lives can affect performance at work. If a company can do more to help people remove stressors from their personal lives as well, then that employee will have so much more positive energy to put into their work. Salary negotiations, most people hate these. If a company actually cared, they'd pay their employees as much as they can that is fair before the employee has to ask for it. When people have to ask, it taxes that relationship. People like to be recognized and should be paid what they're worth. Just because someone is an inexperienced negotiator doesn't mean they're inexperienced at their job (unless you're a lawyer maybe? or a salesperson?). Why not just be transparent with salary all the time? I find that it's usually an easy conversation for me in terms of, this is what I think you could be making anywhere else based on your skills, but this is the money we have right now. Or I don't think your skills are there yet, here are some goals for you to meet before you can get this salary. If a candidate gives you a salary expectation lower than your actual range, do you really think you can just go with their number and get away with it? People will talk. That employee will find out that they lowballed themselves and then they'll resent you and just leave for another company. Is it really worth it when you think about all the money you'll now need to spend to backfill the role and retrain someone? Look at the costs of onboarding. There's your analytics piece and now figure out how you can treat people like humans first of all and then secondly as adults so that they don't leave your organization and will also give you 100% of themselves at work. Let's be realistic here, most companies only get about 40-60% of their employees' focus/performance potential. 
I could probably go on forever about what HR 4.0 looks like, considering I've spent the last 72 hours (on and off) writing this. FFS just treat people better and get some data to back up why you should treat people better. I do what I do because I believe that's how you help grow a business; you start by growing the people. When you do a good job at taking care of the people, the people will take care of the business. 
P.S. I've had so many people thank me for doing what I've been doing lately with the layoff stuff, telling me how they've never met anyone who cared so much...stop thanking me. This is what being a good human being means and what we should all be doing. Again, I'm not particularly kind. I'm just trying to be a good person and ideally, this is what an average person should look like and the things I talked about above are what every average company should be doing. Let's create change together.
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generouslytinymoon · 6 years
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Escorts Reveal What The First Day of theirs At Work Was Like
1. Emotional attachment
I am a definitely working female. The very first time of mine was just approximately a month back. It was through a site in which you produce offers to spend a female to begin a date with you. They'd to get great it was't a prostitution site (you compensate for time it said, several a lot of times) but sex was pretty well implied.
The very first time of mine was with a forty three year old married male in town on business. He'd contacted me about 7 days prior, through the site, offering eighty dolars for a date. he said he will get me $2000/month for regular sex in case we appreciated one another. I said indeed, and he explained which resort to meet up with him at and when. Also, he informed me what you should use.
I arrived and he was not very bad way and looking?slender more tan than you usually see as far north as I'm. He purchased me a drink first in the hotel bar and we talked for somewhat. I was unbelievably nervous, though he was pretty reassuring. I was every person that is certain knew what I was there for, and also I was terrified of any person calling me out there.
Eventually he recommended we head up to the bedroom of his, and I gave probably the meekest alright with previously passed the lips of mine. We went up and also sat on the bed and chatted a little much more before he kissed me. after a few seconds he pulled back and also said I like the way in which you accomplish that. Let us take off of the garments of yours, and also find out what else you do well. I got naked and presented him a blow job. I was't really expecting him to end in that way, though he did.
After he laid back on the bed and indicated I must join him so we snuggled and talked for a little much more.
Eventually he informed me he believed I was sweet and funny and too proficient at which he did not wish to find me then providing he formed a psychological connection. He said he simply wanted sex, he did not need to mess things in place with the wife of his. I declared was okay and we talked even more.
Eventually I began putting the clean clothes of mine on. I was awaiting him to offer me plenty of cash, though he was't generating some methods in that direction, therefore I sat and talked with him a bit longer. Eventually I reminded him we'd agreed on eighty dolars of the day, plus he acted all surprised. and then he launched a show of searching for the wallet of his and also after that counted out every bill and dropped it over the bed as he did. I needed it as well as that remains, not accepting the offer of his to call me a cab.
I felt really gross. The later experiences of mine were much better.
2. Cried after
The very first task of mine was a private customer, and I was entirely relaxed on the way of mine there and during, it was not until I got right into a cab going home which I began crying. I was not actually trouble, It was simply involuntary.
A month later on I joined an agency my 1st night they provided me this fellow that became my primary regular, usually booked 30 minutes and I never stayed more than ten. The many other task of the evening was in an office within a well used industrial estate, 2 really married male as well as a different escort. She was reassuring and nice really and also helped me overcome the original embarrassment. The majority of the evening was simply relaxing in the automobile with my driver speaking about listening and also WW2 to Frank Sinatra.
The majority of the moment I actually had fun! Though I nevertheless constantly have butterflies on the drive there. I believe it was the fear of not understanding who the fellow was, they can he truly great or maybe they might be a total jerk.
3. Lucked out!
I was an unbiased escort for four years. The 1st night of mine, I was ridiculously nervous.
I went to an upscale resort, nervously walked thru the lobby, wishing I were as I belonged there, as well as not like what I was truly there for. I was anxious the entire elevator ride up to the bedroom of his. I walk to the bedroom of his, lightly knock on the doorstep. The door is opened by him, claims (for the story's sake, we are going to use the name Sarah) Hi, Sarah? plus like an idiot I reply with the actual name of mine. We laughed it off of. It was fast, ten minutes. He was clean and polite. In the spot for small business. I wound up seeing him some times through the years, always really good. Tipped in addition to the hourly price, that had been always valued as well as made me decide to see him over various other clientele in the long term. I've many other accounts if anybody is interested in hearing!
4. Male esscort
I am a straight male escort and the very first day of mine of labor was not at all what I anticipated. I'd (female) buddies within the market so I knew what a typical task will be like. It is the same no matter gender.
In an ordinary booking, you meet, talk for a little, choose business, consult the customer to shower and then get right down to small business. For me, which typically features a massage, foreplay, sex and a good share of discussion.
For my initial reservation, I got an e-mail from a female which essentially went as follows:
Hi, I would prefer booking you as a birthday present for my good friends 24th surprise party.
No problems, I are able to do that
I left turned up first to assist these females create the shock as well as they are all insanely attractive. Out-of-my-league attractive. The female that booked me then drops this specific bombshell on me:
Oh, by the way, many of us females are both strippers or perhaps escorts.
Uh oh, I am in way over the head of mine
I do my very best to stay peaceful and collected and also we all really enjoy ourselves before the birthday female shows up. They grow to be beautiful females and everyone had an enjoyable night. With no actual sex but there was several shenanigans that went on.
At the conclusion of the morning it was an obvious tossed in the significant end experience but one I will always remember.
5. He did not realize
The very first time of mine and just occasion as a male escort, I did not understand I was.
I would once hair type occasionally for photographers and hair salons, therefore I've a couple of headshots that exist on various modeling sites as well as stock images. 1 day, I have an e mail from a photographer that said he was practicing drawing and required a nude male design to learn form. He stated a studio was had by him he might book and would pay hundred dolars for 2 hours.
I was saving in place for any plane ticket to come home to shock the parents of mine for spring break, so figured this is a simple method to create a relationship within the art market in addition to pick up some cash. We agreed for a some time, he provided me the number of his so we talked on the telephone to voice verify, and the studio that we will be operating at.
When I arrived at the place, he was waiting there and also declared the studio was booked over to the night, therefore he asked if I needed to get a little food and after that head to a resort so we might simply present and draw there. I agreed. Dinner was had by us, made little discussion about church and what I was learning at the Faculty of mine, and later on received an inexpensive hotel room in downtown Nashville.
Ultimately I got naked, and he asked if I believed I might get an erection so he can get it. I said perhaps, and he asked in case he can benefit. I declined in the beginning as well as attempted to get hold of an erection, but eventually he stated he needed to assist as well as came to me as well as began jerking me off. I did not understand how to proceed, as he was drastically larger than me. I began to attempt to stand up but he laid on me as well as would not allow me to go. He kept saying shh and also informed me that all was going to be fine and he will have me to the dorm of mine in an hour.
I gave up struggling and he gave me a blowjob while he laid on me as well as stored me down. I was very afraid I arrived in aproximatelly two minutes. I did not say something as he got up, tossed me the garments of mine, and said we need to get you family home.
He drove me family home in silence and as I began to escape the automobile he got the arm of mine and said I am hoping that was enjoyable for you also, I will allow you to know if I need much more enjoyable in the world, and also dropped 2 50s on the seat.
I went to the dorm of mine and cried, not understanding if I simply turned into a prostitute or even got sexually assaulted.
Typically I get contacted by him, and also obtained a few messages from him while he was drunk, though I simply dismiss them and attempt to overlook it.
6. Horrible first time
This seems terrible, though I was extremely determined for cash which I published on Craigslist. Naturally that was dangerous and stupid, though I was seventeen and I did not think of it. I simply asked individuals to bid to determine who I will opt for. Remember this would have been a suburb in the midwestern US, therefore the cash was not crazy. I wound up traveling forty five minutes to meet up with a fellow that then drove me to the home of his. Once again, so dumb. I cannot believe I did not die that night. This dude was as fifty, heavy cigarette smoker, smelled like booze. I told him I was 19. (So stupid.)
The fellow paid me $60/hr for 3 hours. He smoked several bowls, talked about jazz, then extremely creepily proceeded and on about the boobs of mine. I jerked him for like thirty mins with this terrible rose scented lotion, blew him, and ultimately we'd sex. I was amazed he might get it up with just how high he was and reckon he should be on anything different. That is mainly what I was contemplating the entire time.
I did not feel it as he came since I was way too concerned attempting to give a great performance. And so uncomfortable, but he did not appear to observe. When I got off of him there was absolutely no condom on the dick of his and I freaked until I discovered it was still inside me.
We hung out for some time (read: he slept and I tried to not puke) after which he has taken me to the automobile of mine, filled up the tank of mine and also gave me $300. Overall, not a terrible very first encounter, but also not wonderful. He has called me a couple of occasions, though I never went too.
7. Short on money
I began working together since I would gotten a number of propositions through a dating site. I was studying mediterranean at time and I was short on cash. And so one time, this fellow made me what looked like a lucrative proposal and I agreed.
I did not understand how just about any of it worked, so a buddy was told by me I was heading away and also to call or maybe text me in an hour's time. We primarily met in a park at night, sat in his very, excellent automobile, had somewhat of a flirty talk, and then made an appointment. He stated he was fifty eight years old, though I believe he was aproximatelly 15 20 years more mature than that.
A week or even 2 later, I drove over to the apartment of his. I was petrified, though I needed the cash so I rang the doorbell. It was a beautiful apartment, plus he paid upfront. He was great enough. He asked me to do a few little things which I did not wish to do, therefore I said, Maybe not this time. Kept a watch on the moment (via the useful clock radio next on the bed) and fortunately he finished on time. Had a bath, little bit of a chat afterwards, after which he kissed me goodbye on the cheek.
I believe the point that I said no to rimming annoyed him a small, but he texted later and asked if I'd want doing a threesome with another working female. Things proceeded from there.
8. The business was growing in 2011-12
I drank a pile of wine before I went to the company. This was approximately 2.5 years back when the market was growing. I did booking after booking and also went home with an enormous wad of money. I did not think of it a lot of. I simply adored the rush of being booked and generating a lot of cash. The business is dead over there today and I've no clue why.
9. 2 clients on her very first day
Indeed I was anxious, though it was not actually awkward. I'd 2 customers that day.
I cannot actually describe the sensation of the heart of mine in the throat of mine on the right way to the very first job of mine. I believed my heart was likely to burst from the chest of mine. But it ended up very nicely.
The very first guy was truly nice. Mid 30's, extremely average looking. It was relatively dull. We began with little talk, he provided me a bowl, that I refused. He smoked a bit then ultimately kissed me. He'd somewhat of an ass fetish, I allow him eat the asshole of mine and also gently spank me, after which I let him set it in my own ass I reckon it had been the initial customer of mine, I must do a great job. I nonetheless see him from time to time, and he nearly always tips really well. Together with the unexpected gift of books or art.
And also the 2nd guy did not actually attempt to have sex with me, he needed me to smoke a cigarette while you watch him masturbate. That is about it. He paid me for one hour with no issue and I never discovered him once again.
I nevertheless escort every so often. it is lots along with great cash of the moment, It is only lonely more mature males. My company is quite safe and sound, my customers do not have my private number (unless I get it to them) and they also can make me check in with them before I go in and then when I am done.) Do not get me wrong, I find a few unusual requests, but for probably the most part it is just sex. Sex is loved by me, it has not discouraged me in virtually any way shape or perhaps form.
10. He'd a curved penis
My very first time expertly was with an awkward Indian engineering pupil who paid me $500 to get away to the apartment of his as well as do a 2 hour period with him.
Oh my gosh, I was extremely amazingly nervous the entire way, did not truly understand what I was doing, but the moment I got there, I just about went together with the flow, chatted him set up, began playing with him, and we'd truly epic chat and he is nonetheless accountable for only one of my top 10 orgasms (perfect small four curved penis, hit my g spot with each and every thrust). Fucked twice, I provided him a blowjob while he was on the telephone chatting with individuals he was dealing with. I am pretty certain he thoroughly enjoyed himself.
Quickly later on, on the drive back, I was only just so utterly dumbfounded that I have paid very much to fuck a fellow that was in theory dating material in case the moment was had by him to date. It was extremely convincing, and also I've those types of encounters with fantastic males (usually around 30 years my senior) sufficiently frequently I am not gon na stop escorting until I age out.
11. She experienced sick
When I was eighteen I was scarce on money and then made the decision, fuck it. I want a sugar daddy. I proceeded craigslist and found a guy. He needed to satisfy me 1st & required a brand new female to exchange his previous one, he was ready to spend four figures per date. I drove to meet up with him and was stuck in traffic on the right way for one hour or perhaps 2. I sat at a Starbucks for some time waiting, he got lost since he was just there for a business trip. I was shaking by time he arrived. We have beverages and burgers and sat at a table waiting for anything, talking. He was sweet however, not the kind of mine, I was very anxious and also shaking. We have to the hotel of his and sat and talked as well as ate, then began getting frisky. He wouldn't stop discussing just how amazing I looked and was and I am aware he was attempting to flatter me but after some time it got truly old. I stayed the night and also remaining in the early morning. He gave me cash for gas. I later told him I am sorry though the age difference felt very strange plus he will need to get one more female, but fairly I simply could not position him.
Afterward I discovered this particular married guy. We talked, I sent him photographs of myself and he was hooked. He has ordered items off of Amazon for me to get (we're speaking bondage/anal stuff) Anal was on the list of essentials to him. I was an anal virgin and reaaallly uncertain about it. I told him I needed being blindfolded because of the thrill of it, but truly, I just did not wish to check out the face of his. Drove an hour to a motel in his city to find him. The way everybody looked at me, I just knew they knew what I was there for. I knocked on the doorstep, it started. I stepped inside where lighting fixtures were off, kept the eyes of mine on the soil. He came up to me as well as began stroking the arms of mine, the experience of mine. He instructed me to place the blindfold on and I did.
I hated it. I hated every single second of it. I lost my anal virginity to him which was very painful and I cried. I might think his fat slapping against the belly of mine, he kissed me with his bushy beard tickling the face of mine and I fucking hated it, I needed to vomit. He gave me the $400 and I left. I cried all of the way home.
He was nuts about me, needed to have me on outings and purchase me an apartment in the city of his along with most of that. I agreed to meet up with him once again, but absolutely no anal and no kissing. I told him it felt strange to kiss him when he'd a wife (I all know, what a fucking lame excuse but what was I meant to point out, you disgust me?).
The next time he was coked out and also had a tough time to keep it up. I'd to awkwardly console him while he beat himself up over it, and suck his flaccid dick repeatedly. We laid together for some time and we'd some sex (without a complete boner it is essentially a fail). After he gave up over the entire thing and then admitted defeat, everything was packed by me up and also sat at the advantage of the foundation. He brought the cash of mine and placed it in the hands of mine, and also informed me to take a look at him. I was still using the blindfold and I shook the head of mine. He has taken it off of me as well as informed me to take a look at him. He was using a bandana which covered the majority of the face of his except the eyes of his. Lovely eyes were had by him, which made me should cry when I considered the wife of his.
This dude was convinced I was not in it for any investment. I'd a sick brain, I'd a dirty side, as well as just he can satisfy it. I did not make an effort correcting him since I did not wish to destroy the self confidence he was creating for himself. I told him I could not do it any longer. He messaged me a couple of occasions over the following 12 months though I kept telling him absolutely no, whatever cost he provided me.
I regret both of the encounters for this day and no one is aware of it.
12. He threw money at her
When I was eighteen I was searching for a sugar daddy once the CMO of an extremely popular business (he did not show me this, I screened him and also the reverse image search brought lots of Forbes articles on him) gave me $thousand for the hour in case I concerned the hotel room of his. I had not considered transactional sex for cash before though I was curious with the cost so I showed up, got the money of mine in aproximatelly 3 minutes and went home with an uncontrollably big grin on the experience of mine.
I was not anxious & I did not really feel responsible but on the other hand I have never ever been sexually repressed and also did lots of exploration in advance. The one uncomfortable portion of the evening was as he completed very fast after which, I am assuming from discomfort, tossed the money at the doorstep and also asked me to make.
I have been performing it ever since (fifteen weeks now) and also it has been such a good experience I have started seriously contemplating taking a sabbatical from faculty as well as pursuing sex work full time.
13. Not what she'd envisioned
Only just after high school, my girlfriend got a project as an escort. It was returned when pagers happened to be cooler, for reference. I dropped her off at the office on the very first night of her. The location was at a strip mall, only a bit of area that seemed like a half empty travel agency or maybe insurance shop. It was out calls only, therefore you generally would not realize it was an escort service. I hung out in town, since she said she would page me in case she required me to come get her.
She paged me quite quick. I picked her up so we drove to some McDonalds and obtained coffee. She was a wreck. She stated she told them she was going on a rest, but she needed me to have the house of her. She was not actually going to become paid.
She went on an out call, to a guy's home. Bouncer-like men were had by them to push the females places, therefore a fellow drove her to some guy's home and also waited outside in the automobile. The buyer clearly needed to have sex, and she was completely blindsided by this particular. I seriously do not believe she understood she was a sex worker. She believed she was really going to become a head out on the city for just a day type of escort. She actually used one of her best dresses.
Very long story short, she ended up simply seeing the guy masturbate before fleeing the location and becoming pushed to the workplace. And then I picked her up so she never went too. The idea I can remember many clearly was when she was describing it to me. She was disillusioned, incredulous. There have been photos of the wife of his on the walls! Photographs of the family of his!
14. Unfortunate encounters
Man that is gay here.
I can remember the very first time I accepted cash for sex. A guy messaged me on a gay dating website. I was seventeen at the moment, eighteen on the profile of mine. This particular male (60 something years old) gave me hundred dolars to suck the dick of mine. I just knew I was printed immediately.
I countered back that I would get it done for $150, and also he'd to allow me to watch porn while he did it. Can I swallow it? Uh yeah, duh.
So I went to the location of his. As a (twenty eight year old) adult right now, I believe? what the fuck that guy might have murdered me. He can have raped me. He can have cut the skin of mine off to put it on like a skirt.
Though he did not do any of the items. He don a little porn for me (very beneficial, as I was not drawn to him at all). I pulled out the dick of mine, started out jacking off of, and when I was really hard he sucked me to conclusion.
$150. Thank you very much. Might you be ready to come once again some time? Uh yeah, duh.
So I will head over to the site of his about when a month. Cum. Become paid. Do this.
When I relocated out for college I discovered very similar guys. Used males. Body fat males. Especially unattractive males.
I never needed to cause them to become cum. They simply needed to help make me cum. So that is what I sold them? an opportunity to create a great little guy with a huge dick cum. (forgive the vulgarity). It was nearly all about letting these guys fantasize they'd gotten me without paying for me. I realized quickly they had been more content in case I can make them really feel as it was not an exchange.
My favorite/fondest memory though was a single guy that did not actually need that. Someone was needed by him to cuddle with, rub against. We stayed in the underwear of ours. I really sort of felt great about visiting him since it did not feel as gross.
He simply wanted person contact. And also I gave that to him. For a cost, though I provided it to him.
15. Happy ending?
2003, I'm an exceptionally naive twenty two year old with 6 figure debt from a failed marital life as well as an infant to help on my personal. A season before I'd been approached by a good friend of the daughter of mine that provided me a project as an escort. A had no clue what an escort did though the proposal of $150 an hour remained in the head of mine and I named the fellow when I hit as small as I was prepared to go. I thought escorts danced and masturbated, I was not actually a great dancer. I've absolutely no concept what I was wondering.
Looking again, the initial appointment of mine was a catastrophe. John was exceptionally patient though I was very nervous. A drink was had by us, smoked a bowl, and he provided me some coke. Never do coke before, I wished it will help the nerves of mine and also obliged myself to the offer of his. Which obviously did not work. One more hour of chatter and he asked me what I might do, feeling I was not precisely on firm footing with the present effort. I'd brought a bag of lingerie and then provided to model it for him. Somehow this was adequate for him and also the drive home later was to this particular day only one of the most fun drives I've previously had.
Of all things in life I'm thankful for, number of speed much higher compared to the dislike of mine of coke. Rather than getting sucked into all that, I got myself from debt, purchased a home and also went to college. Graduated 2 days ago debt totally free with only one of most sought after amounts from a prestigious college. I've been operating independently after 2005 and currently perform one $1500 session each week (all the clients of mine I've had far more compared to 5 years). It's been a lifestyle which has served me very well, I've met individuals that are incredible and also had memorable experiences which would normally been impossible. Retiring is among the tougher stuff I've to accomplish but in 3 weeks I hang the heels of mine and am walking out.
I nonetheless see John, obviously I fuck him right now. It just took aproximatelly 4 meetings along with a massive blow up with a customer with far more reasonable expectations for his $250 an hour to determine what I was meant to be engaging in, I then discovered just how to undertake it very well. I've invested about 33 % of the life of mine as being a prostitute though I've a lovely house with large diploma on the wall, happy child, numerous vehicles in the garage of mine, so the planet an open possibility. I'm an extremely lucky woman.
16. Weirded out
But no longer an escort (only discovered several customers and decided I would prefer to generate an income the typical way) but here is the very first experience of mine. Signed as much as an escort & cam female website, the partner of mine could not accompany me with the connect so I have the gay best friend of mine to get me. It was in a Travelodge (classy!) And I was really nervous. I would asked him if there is something in particular he needed me to use, and also he'd stated he wanted me in everyday clothing and no constitute. Naturally, guys do not genuinely have a clue what females are like without a stitch of beauty products on so I apply foundation, blush and mascara plus an adorable sundress.
The guy was around fifty (I was 20 at the time) and also he primarily needed making out and cuddle. For whatever reason he'd covered himself in talcum powder that was unusual, plus he was not beautiful that made it difficult for me to have aroused though he appeared to be extremely satisfied. The factor that weirded me out a bit was he kept discussing just how younger I was as well as asked me for my true name a few times (I had a fake name for obvious reasons). I was unwilling to provide him the true name of mine and rather simply granted him another fake name? I told him the actual name of mine was Elizabeth though my good friends called me Lizzie and he called me Lizzie for the rest of the appointment? then had the cheek in an attempt to haggle me down for an additional hour that I declined.
Later on, when I was 300 quid richer for one hour of hard work, I experienced strangely empowered.
17. Degree without any cash, left owning device
I was twenty two, just graduated with a BA in a significant that is going to help make me absolutely no money. Relocated in with the parents of mine and also was on a downward spiral.
I published on Craigslist ($400 an hour, I'd absolutely no hint about fees but still do not but from this particular thread it appears to be) that is high and also met a male the other evening at the home of his for an agreed upon thirty minutes. We sat on the couch and talked a bit of bit. He ran a small business, divorced, overweight, 40s. Truly ordinary and pretty nice, really.
He has taken me into the bedroom and also there was lit candles and a container of lube on the nightstand. I would not kiss him for some time, though he appeared to be lonely I guess? I ultimately did. (Stupid, probably.) He set a condom on and I blew him for some time, though he did not stay hard consistently. I climbed on and rode him and he did not occur by time the thirty minutes had been up. I appreciated him, therefore I kept going until he completed - perhaps another twenty minutes? I did not charge him for any additional. I did not enjoy it almost as I'd with a typical partner, though it was not terrible. After we finished he thanked me so we hugged. He recommended that subsequent time he create a spaghetti supper and also we might consume as well as be familiar with one another.
It was not as terrible as I'd expected, and also I was not traumatized, though I never made it happen once again. I am uncertain why. He texted me many times after and ultimately I told him I would moved.
18. Extremely anxious, a lot that she pretty much swung around on the drive over
All of it took place over Thanksgiving break my freshman year (college). I'd read a site for sugar baby a/daddy's and then chose to test it. After weeding through the communications I have, I discovered a fellow that was really appealing and also had chemistry with. So we opt to meet up at the location of his.
The drive over I pretty much turned around five times, I was very anxious. I learn on the doorstep of his and also he seems mostly love the pics of his, merely somewhat old and smaller than I was made to believe haha. Its each of our 1st times so we've absolutely no idea how to proceed. We remain on the couch, conversation and place on a movie.
Afterwards we visit the bedroom and fool around and do anything but sex (I was way too nervous). It was excellent and the night was spent by me. He wound up paying for the rent of mine ($670) along with a brand new telephone ($500). All-in-all, he was obviously a very great guy but wound up getting overly attached :/ I have went on to become a sugar baby as well as can make amazing income from it with the additional bonus of just sleeping with men that I am attracted to :)
19. Darkest and deepest fantasies
I was thirty five. I am fit, tall, lengthy brown eyes and hair that shift from pink to eco friendly, in condition that is very good from bicycling. I've a Ph.D. in linguistics along with a master's in literature, and I am male.
I was in between employment and speaking in a philosophy oriented discussion forum on the web with a few friends I'd created there. I'd mentioned, at length, the benefits of Jung's notion of the Shadow in proto-Indo-European myth cycles, and also was privately messaged by a female that had not taken an element in the dialogue, but had followed it with interest.
She's a practicing Freudian psychoanalyst, in a big American city, and we discussed the tensions between Freud's and also Jung's solutions, & the dynamics of the Shadow and integration. We started looking at sexual proclivities, and then needless to say it considered our very own, a few compatibilities were shared by us, and she confessed she wished to enjoy a few kinky fantasies she'd, and wondered if I will create her some erotic fiction on a selection of themes. I agreed, and also she enjoyed them hugely.
We talked a lot more in depth throughout a month, swapped pictures, had chatsex, so forth. A month after we initially talked, she provided to fly me to her, write me up in a resort for 2 weeks, as well as pay me a sum of cash to act out the fantasies of her with her.
I considered it. She insisted on it being a small business agreement, so she would not get feelings (in not such precise terms) and also due to the quite extreme dynamics of her fantasies? getting a sex slave was a part of them. I eventually agreed.
2 days of the utter legal limits of debauchery (aside from the simple fact of the exchange of cash for companionship and services) ensued. Sex while reciting poetry, sex while drunk, sex in public, sex with a private party with a market, role-play, submission, domination, on the top of a high rise in a thunderstorm half expecting to die of a lightning strike. Waking up exhausted, bruised, sore, and mildly dehydrated was the majority. I tied her up, suspended her inside a net of ropes, and also thrummed them with a cello bow until she orgasmed from the feeling and also the spoken accompaniment. She placed a very vicious dog's choke collar on me, chained me, and proceeded to encourage and humiliate and tease me for hours? until I was slavering and manic to ravish her, and just then she tugged open the knot securing me from acting on the impulses of mine. Far darker stuff we did.
With time, we met for sex some instances? but we unavoidably had developed feelings for one another, therefore discontinued the online business end of the agreement. I'd being used the cash to begin a company, and also provided her too each and every penny she'd provided me, and we agreed that we would at last think it over an interest-free loan. Several of what I wrote for her as well as we wrote together has since been printed under a pen name, with a bit of commercial success.
She thinks me her very last hurrah? she underwent menopause shortly after our final sexual visit together, and today does not get the exact same sexual drive.
I've never ever required cash in a sexual relationship before or maybe since, and truthfully, not one of another associations I have had check in severeness or even raw honesty with the knowledge we spent together. We stripped each other's souls bare along with hemorrhage, and also understand each other far more thoroughly compared to anybody else understands us.
20. Was offered $900 for a night
This was just a few months back. I have not produced the very best choices in life. I was currently eighteen at time and I moved away on my personal. I began getting a tough time making rent so I began publishing ads and happening dating websites.
I have a great deal of interest and then began to speak to many males but never really went through virtually any of it. That has been until a month later or perhaps so and I got desperate and lastly accepted an offer from a single man I'd been conversing with for some time. He was in his 40s, from an additional city, and also provided me $900 for the evening.
When the night came along, a resort was booked by him, & I went over there a while that evening. I was extremely nervous, I can rarely speak a term when I got there. He was an average looking guy. I was not drawn to him though it did not cross the head of mine it mattered. I was still around to have sex with somebody I commercially just met, and also for cash. He wound up providing drinks (yes, I understand how dumb this was today I consider it) and I got drunk enough ultimately to rest a great deal quite a bit more. After I was calm, he began kissing me, we ultimately became naked, performed oral. We'd sex two times plus he got off in under 2 minutes every time. That was a very positive thing since he was greater than I expected also. And then, we only went to bed and I left in the morning. yes, I stayed over night that had been most likely one more dumb action to take but oh well.
I suppose it ended up being much better compared to I anticipated but perhaps I was only luckier than a few females right here he was not very creepy or even gross. Since then I have just performed this two times more however, not with him.
21. Absolutely no sex, simply talk
When I was twenty I would once troll around on Grindr for men, and 1 day this person messages me to connect up. He appeared to be the more mature style and I was curious so we met at a Starbucks to find out if we appreciated one another. He ended up to be a relatively healthy male in his late 40's which was still rather handsome.
We chatted one another up and he was truly anxious, and admitted it had been the very first time of his. We ultimately went out to dinner plus went to the location of mine just where we'd sex. I was letting him rest over but he instantly had immediate business at 3am in the morning so he left. When I woke up I discovered he'd left 300 money on the table of mine.
Honestly initially I was not satisfied since I am not really a whore and I did not have the cash though I reckon what the hell and acquired over it. He texts me a week later on and would like to be back with me and I was not dating anyone at the moment so I agreed.
We did exactly the same point in which we went to visit a film instead and went to the location of mine where rather than having sex he simply needed to cuddle me and discuss the work of his. So I sat through three hours of him bitching about the life of his before he'd going and once again I discovered 300 money in the table of mine.
This continued for an honest 4 5 days of exactly the same thing in which we did not have sex and he simply needed to cuddle me as well as discuss, and also just where afterwards he left me some money. I discovered out he was the directing office manager or perhaps whatever of an enterprise and a wife was had by him and high schoolers and also did not need them to find so he would point out he was out drinking with the close friends of his.
Only one week he stopped texting me and I did not make an effort texting him so that was that in this article. I believe he was a closeted guy which just wanted male communication and this was rather unfortunate but only among the things
22. Very strange first time
I was extremely nervous the very first time of mine. Though, at that time, I'd had a few play and hookups periods with males I'd met off Fetlife or craigslist, it was nonetheless unusual transitioning to paid work and actually being scared I was jogging right into a police sting.
It was uncomfortable in the beginning, simply because the fellow appeared to be nervous as well, though it went really smooth once we each relaxed a tad. Probably the most uncomfortable thing was handling the cash, since I was not certain precisely how to achieve that. He provided it to me in the beginning and I was not certain how to proceed, therefore I excused myself to the restroom, freshened up, as well as counted it, and that remains the MO of mine.
My customer was extremely satisfied, and ended up offering me an extra recommendation as well as making me a good comment on the website he'd found me through, that helped to begin the job of mine out for me much more dates.
I was a bit of surprised at that since I believed it went OK but was uncomfortable. He was a little more mature, as well as somebody who was quite familiar in the neighborhood, that may have describe the nervousness of his. He was simply searching for a blowjob, therefore I noticed it as an extremely simple task, however he wished to chat for some time first. He was speaking about Opera and I pointed out having sang a specific portion in choir, therefore he wound up asking me to sing, that had been truly odd, explained to have on the knees of mine for down to small business.
The very first blowjob was really normal. He'd asked in case he would cum on my face or tits and also I would said OK, therefore I was wanting that. It simply was as it has taken him permanently to cum and he'd the entire package about grabbing the hair of mine while performing it as well as happening and on about my hair (it is red and long, though nothing truly special). After he arrived, he place the dick of his back in the experience of mine, therefore I assumed he needed me to lick it too clean, therefore I did, and he explained to draw him difficult once again. And then he explained we'd twenty minutes remaining and informed me to lay on the back of mine on the foundation, with the top of mine off the edge. I reckon he was going for sex and reached for a condom, and instead he informed me know and he needed to experience fuck me. He came lots more quickly that point in time, pulled away and also were introduced in the experience of mine and I might think it running on the edge of my nose toward me eye. He yelled at me not in order to clean it all and also to make it there until he left, then asked me to stand up and sing for him once again while he was getting dressed. It was sort of surreal.
Today, part of me wonders exactly why I kept it up, since it truly was unusual today I look back on it. I believe if I had not had better experiences when I was connecting free of charge that I'd most likely have halted right after that due to the wierdness. OTOH, it was cash that is simple for doing one thing I was doing anyway. The next several experiences were much better and much more persuading, and usually it is pretty fun compared to several of the other tasks I have held.
23. Adult Friend Finder
At twenty, I was on AFF when I was offered 2,000 dollars for 2 hours of the time of mine as well as a number of breaks with his cock within me. He was a sixty five year old male. The sex was really great for simply being 20, and also I got off on the idea that he was paying to fuck me. Honestly, having the cash in the hand of mine afterwards turned me on lots of I masturbated the next I got home together with the envelope in my hands.
I did escorting for 3 years before an ex ruined the reputation of mine. I enjoyed it. Obviously, some men were dicks, though I was producing anywhere from 250 400 for like 20 minutes of hard work. Today, I can speak with virtually anybody with no reservation.
24. Began as being a dancer
I am a former escort. The very first day of mine was simple since I began as a dancer. I would once work bachelor style parties. The men would request even more. Ultimately I simply agreed to much more. The cousin of mine and her good friend did people love reverse bachelor parties. Basically a fellow getting divorced and so like 2 4 of the buddies of his would hire us to head out and dance. Nearly always in a private residence. I will suggest like ninety % of the parties the males had been more than forty five. So we will go and dance and spend time. Then simply at the conclusion either the cousin of mine or maybe the good friend of her will opt for the bachelor right into a bedroom.
When I initially went along it was since my cousin got ill and she requested me to complement the close friend of her. She revealed I'd need to merely go, flirt, remain on a couple of laps. I might dress as hot as I needed. So I did that. I wore shorts along with a tank top. I looked nice but did not actually fit the appearance. I ended up to have fun.
I wound up topless and essentially got paid to sit down flirt, joke, and around with a group of males. I simply like interest so pushed very well. We had been there love two hours and I have $150. After they used me to be an alternative more frequently or even when the number was bigger. I got a little much more crazy with the outfits of mine.
When you are in that setting it is fun. Many people have been laughing, drinking. Passed around joints (etc.) it had been simply enjoyable. My outfits got much more daring and I began to actually like the sense I have. I sat on a load of laps and basically would be boners. I'd ruse and laugh. Men cure you differently. Precisely the same male who'd be ashamed in case you caught him considering your tits at the great market had absolutely no difficulties looking when you're there to party. After several days (7 8)of accomplishing this I felt just like the next move was no biggie. I will have like 120 160 for only hanging out though the female that went with the bachelor for much more.
When I will go to people another female will simply see the guys instantly that she'd be the female with the bachelor. After I felt prepared, we provided the possibility. I am smaller/petite. My cousin was curvier with boobs and also booty. Her good friend is curvy also but Asian. The very first time I have selected I virtually just granted him a naked lap dance and goods progressed. Later I felt very hot and empowered. I will do like one or perhaps two people a month. Anyone actually got picked would go in the room. The other female would simply spend time and flirt. We'd also provide information for one on one meetings.
I never must use sites or even walk the block. Which lead to the usual meetings. I never had some creeps. Every single fellow I met would have been a guy I'd laughed and joked with before so made it much easier. We practically all typically played secure though I allow a couple of regulars do different things. Unprotected or anal. I'm a sexual person so I tended to have fun. I did not orgasm Each time though I did a lot.
A lot of the males I met with 1-on-1 had been married more than forty five. The one down side for me personally was making a scheduled appointment a couple of days in advance as well as simply not being into it the evening on the conference. Since many happened to be married they will design a night when their wife was busy or perhaps whatever. Certain nights I was not into it and also must fake it. Boo hoo right? I did like one or maybe two people a month and also met 1 3 guys for one on one meetings per month. It was not regular, I simply did it to augment the income of mine.
I developed around an additional 1200 a month. It was entertaining. I stopped around a season ago since I met a guy in the regular life of mine. We dated some time and I got really serious. By I then additionally received a greater regular function and also was building much much better compared to minimum wage. After I stop I nonetheless met a several of the regulars of mine for somewhat. I adore my bf and also the present life of mine but sometimes I still miss the good old life. The joy. My bf treats me really well. Tells me I am amazing. But not exactly the same as the additional males looked at me.
25. She experienced gross
I do not recall my very first day almost as my initial customer. I was really anxious though I'd a seasoned female exhibiting me the ropes.
We'd published individual ads and also duo ads and also the initial call of mine was requesting a duo, that made me are feeling a great deal much more at ease with he entire situation. So I get almost all dressed and am intending to pee myself awaiting this particular fellow to knock on the doorstep.
He was quite a good looking 40 ish year old businessman. Next he described the fetish of his He wanted us to feed him the cum of his. So we each fool around with him and he winds up banging me while my friend watches. Well then he is prepared to go
He completed on the tummy of his and also I scooped it up with a scoop. Had to make him because that is what he was into. I felt really gross, he got dressed and also left and I produced a fast 120 bucks. The call really broke me in for the majority of the phone calls that morning as they have been almost all regular. I've found the fellow a couple of times since then.
We call him the cum guzzler.
26. From the opposite aspect of the interested glass
This's from the opposite end of things. I am in my early' 50's, pretty wealthy, and also I work with a certain escort 1 2 times monthly to enjoy the girlfriend of mine at social/business events. I get it done for a single really specific reason: to find out the blend of jealousy/hatred in the eyes of the associates of mine when I use with her on the arm of mine. Because I am not thinking about cultivating a real connection with an individual much less than 50 % the age of mine, I see this to become a great means to actually piss off the individuals (both females & males) I socialize/do small business with, without looking as I am definitely attempting to piss them off of. Petty, I understand, but sweetly satisfying nonetheless. All of the males should bang her, along with every one of the females need to harm her in a gruesome manner, particularly the earlier people.
We have never had sex. Although I was virtually insatiable when I was young, nowadays the only dependable of means to do the deed demands the aid of small blue pills, and also I find I am simply not awfully interested any longer. It still surprises me at times, though I've to say I am well more clear headed right now than I was actually 10 years back. A good trade off, nearly all in all of.
For individuals who are curious about, the female looks somewhat like a taller, more in shape Inara from Firefly. She is a mediterranean pupil (many escorts are college females who are looking for money, based on the) of her, works for an agency, and I pay $500 for the time of her, plus additional if there is sex (negotiated exterior of the company). We do not have sex but I spend her an extra $500 anyway to succeed worth the while of her, much more in case we go of town. She plays the part of devoted girlfriend perfectly plus appears to appreciate the result she's at the gatherings I just take her to nearly almost as I do.
The point that she is not merely gorgeous but very intelligent simply makes the people at these events hate me all of the more.
If things end soon we will often return to the location of mine and also watch terrible horror films, that we both like. We do our individual Mystery Science Theater routine, shouting at the display (e.g., do not go down into the basement!) as well as tossing popcorn at the idiots getting hacked set up with the killer clown or perhaps whatever. It is a kick.
She does not discuss the many other customers of her, but from what I gather I am the only person she does not take a step sexual with. I gather I am kind of a given night off deal, exactly where she has to be involved while spreading with the wealthy and sometimes famous without needing to have too sweaty at the conclusion of it.
I've to point out, I have had much more fun with this particular female, an escort, than the majority of my ex's. It will be a depressing day for me when she turns into an MD and moves from escort work. I will be glad for her, of course, though I will miss the mix we cause when we go out together. Read more about Escort Service in salt lake city Utah
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