#[Do NOT fuck with an angry Uzumaki]

[theshadowrealmitself]

“They don’t care about being uzumaki’s-“ and isn’t that sad? in a world where everyone else who’s from a clan knows their clan intimately and has all these customs and history to make them feel closer to their family, the Uzumaki clan is just lonely orphans scattered to the winds?

Isn’t it sad that Naruto lives in a village where his father’s face overlooks it, everyone who knows his dad says he looks like him, wanting to be a hokage is seen as following his dad’s footsteps, that one of his teachers was his dad’s student and the other teacher was his dad’s teacher, and yet Naruto doesn’t have his mom’s chains, or her hair, all he shares with her besides a love for ramen is the burden of being a jinchuuriki and a clan name that he doesn’t care about ?

Isn’t it sad that there used to be a clan and now there’s no one left to mourn or care about them, isn’t it sad that the last two members might as well be considered clan less since there’s nothing tying the two of them together? Isn’t it sad that that 3 separate Uzumaki’s had to bear the burden of being a jinchuuriki for a village that didn’t even bother to remember them? Isn’t it sad?

#and doesn’t it fucking make you angry as hell that the FIRST HOKAGE the most important dude in their history had an Uzumaki wife #and no one bothered to remember her #uzumaki clan #Naruto #naruto uzumaki #karin uzumaki #kushina uzumaki #mito uzumaki #anyways this is my self indulgent blog so they do care about being Uzumaki’s #cry me a river about it

[jubilee40]

Reason(s) Why They Break Up With You ~ Hakkai Shiba, Rindo Haitani, and Souya “Angry” Kawata

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Characters: Hakkai Shiba, Rindo Haitani, and Souya “Angry” Kawata

Warnings: Angst

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Hakkai Shiba

The main reason Hakkai would want to break up would be because he is scared that his older brother Taiju and his brother's ex-gang members might try to harm his S/O.

Hakkai realized that Taiju is trying to change being violent toward him and Yuzuha but refuses to have you near him.

Before breaking up with you, he would have to ask Takashi Mitsuya for advice on what to do and what to say to you.

“Y/N, please don't be mad at me. I just want to protect you.”

“I'm sorry... I still love you though.”

Rindo Haitian

Rindo would only end things with you because he's either over it or is tired of how much you are “nagging” him to stop fighting and doing illegal things.

Your relationship with him was rocky from the start but exciting. He was used to one-night stands and friends with benefits so he wasn't used to how often wanted to talk and see him.

Rindo and you were mostly on and off because of him. It seemed like every week he was beating someone with his older brother Ran which took a toll on you but that didn't stop you from running back into his arms when he says a few sweet words and lying about how he will change.

“What the fuck do you want from me, Y/N?!”

“I want you to stop doing this crazy shit! You do realize you can go to Prison?”

“Stop being a bitch and nagging me!!”

Souya “Angry” Kawata

Souya and you have a great relationship. The only reason I could see the two of you breaking up would be long distance or maybe taking a short break because of a small argument.

The small arguments would be about his insecurities and you trying to convince him that he perfect the way he his.

The breaks would be no longer than 3 days to a week.

“Baby, I told you. I like you for the way you are. You shouldn’t compare yourself to Smiley.”

“But they..”

“No buts! Don’t listen to those guys they are just jealous of my, Crying Blue Ogre.” You stated, planting a kiss on Souya’s forehead.

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[uchihabbynic]

Forbidden

Characters: Shikamaru Nara x Fem! Reader

Mentions: Naruto Uzumaki x Reader, Temari 

a/n: Shikamaru brain rot lives on ✨ I can’t get this man out of my head 🥵

TW: Smut (Unprotected sex, Dom! Shika, Choking, Face sitting); All characters are 18+, Jealous/Possessive Shikamaru, Angst, Intoxication, Smoking, Toxic Relationships, Slight bratty! fem reader.

Word Count: 4.2k

2 Months Prior:

“What the fuck was that?!” Shikamaru roared, pointing his thumb in the direction of the door behind him. Your blood boiled being cornered in a bedroom with your ex-boyfriend but something about seeing him so worked up and angry turned you on after so much time apart. 

“Hm. Never took you as the jealous type, Shikamaru.” You smirked, batting your lashes up at the handsome man whose body stood menacingly over you.

You knew Shikamaru was clearly drunk and in his feelings when he staggered into the empty bedroom ahead of you - his hand wrapped tightly around your wrist, ready to confront you after a night of watching you shove your tongue down Naruto’s throat for the sake of a party game. This envious side wasn’t something you weren’t used to seeing in the man who was always so confident & collected.

Unfortunately, you both were extremely petty - so when he walked into the kickback with Temari hanging all over him, you decided to retaliate by giving him a little show of your own during Truth or Dare.

“Excuse me?” Shika’s dark eyes bore a hole into your own as he focused on you with spine-tingling intensity. 

“You heard me. You can’t stand the fact that I made out with Naruto in front of you.” You retorted, hostility spilling from your lips. You were purposely trying to get a rise out of Shikamaru to coax him into fucking you silly, just one more time.

“Pft. That was practically foreplay. Real classy, Y/N.” Shikamaru grumbled and scowled; his brows furrowed together.

“You think I give a fuck about being “classy?” Get real. I do what I want, when I want.” You huffed, crossing your arms across your chest. 

Let’s face it. After downing 5 shots, you were unbelievably horny and you knew just how to egg him on - I mean, he was your ex after all. Despite the fact that Naruto was a great guy, you wanted Shikamaru to be the one to angrily fuck you into the mattress before you both went back to your mundane lives, being broken up and acting as if you two never knew each other until this screwed up, chaotic cycle of ‘fight, ignore, fuck’ - repeat itself.

“-But what about you and Temari? She was practically cockwarming you all night.” You rolled your eyes as you shoved your index finger down your throat, making a fake but audible gagging noise. 

You stared at Shikamaru’s chest, watching it rapidly rise and fall. He wasn't a man who was often easily worked up but with lingering feelings and alcohol coursing through his veins - your little stunt alone was enough to piss him off.  

“Your point?” Shika shoved his hand in his sweatpants, pulling out his vape and taking a long drag from it, with a now deadpan expression on his face - not giving you the satisfaction of letting you know that you’d gotten under his skin. 

You sighed, clearly annoyed. “My point is to worry about your own sex life. We aren’t together anymore so don’t confront me on who I decide to sleep with.” 

Shikamaru raised a brow, hands now casually resting inside his pockets. “Oh, so you are fucking him.” The words bitterly spilled from his lips. 

“Maybe.” you spat back. “I’m being safe and that’s all you need to know. Next topic.”

(You 100% were not fucking Naruto but you loved to see Shikamaru squirm)

Shikamaru’s eyes flared and immediately dropped to the floor - caught off guard, not expecting to hear you respond with such confidence. The male bravado that seeped from his pores had instantaneously diminished by your insinuation that you were indeed being intimate with Naruto outside of just a silly party game. However, for a split second you felt sorry for him. Perhaps rubbing such a lie in his face was…cruel? You momentarily observed the man who once held your heart, trying to read his emotions as he had become unusually quiet. 

Shikamaru eventually pulled himself from the depths of his thoughts, shooting you a completely different look than before. His eyes were glossed over from the alcohol he had consumed throughout the night and his signature smirk crept across his lips as he took a step closer to you. 

“You know I can fuck you better than he ever could.” He growled, slowly walking towards you sending shivers down your spine. 

“Prove it.” You taunted, licking your cherry lip gloss covered lips. The exact one that always had Shikamaru going crazy.  

>>>

Present Day:

“We can’t keep doing this…” You raked your fingers through his long jet black hair, sudsing his scalp with your favorite tea tree & mint shampoo as the scorching hot water trickled down your backside. 

“Doing what, exactly?” Shikamaru’s brown eyes peered up through his dewy lashes, shooting you a cheeky smirk as he leaned his head forward allowing you better access to his midnight locks; his thin silver chain dangling ever so slightly in front of his neck.

“Don’t be a smartass. This. Whatever this is.” 

Shikamaru let out a small chuckle as you turned around to grab the shower head preparing to rinse the white foam out of his hair - your plump ass brushing against his already semi hard dick, immediately causing it to stand at attention.

“You’re going to kill my boner with all your worrying. Chill out.” Shikamaru wrung out his soaking wet hair after ensuring there was no more shampoo residue, finger motioning for you to turn around - giving him easier access to squirt the clear liquid on top of your head.

You smacked your lips in response, annoyed at Shikamaru’s ability to be unbothered by almost anything. 

“Exes are exes for a reason, right?” You sighed, letting your eyes gently close and rest as you let Shika’s fingers massage the soap into your hair. 

“Is that why you keep asking me to come spend the night with you?” He sneered. Sarcasm dripped from his lips. His dick jumped as your backside pressed firmly into him - a feeling he’d never grow tired of. 

Shikamaru had this unbelievable magnetic pull on you. A stronghold on your life that may never break. A soul tie, if you will. Every time your head said “no”, your heart caved and said “yes” and you were drowning in your mixed emotions. One minute you were done with all the back and forth bullshit and the next, you were texting your ex to come over at 2am. 

Shikamaru taught you how to live in the moment. He saw you when you thought no one did and you would forever appreciate him for that but when things were bad they were REALLY bad. Small bickering and petty comments turned into heated fights & an eventual lack of trust. Insecurity issues that you never worked through caused you to do sneaky things like snoop through Shika’s phone on nights he'd sleep early. Your love that was supposed to be your fairytale ending turned toxic & sour with the blink of an eye. 

You went on date after date following your breakup with Shika but despite the events leading up to your split, still - no one ever compared to the way he made you feel. It was high highs and low lows. It was exciting in all the wrong ways. The adrenaline rush that pumped through your veins when you finally broke his calm demeanor causing him to get in your face and snap - completely losing his shit as he felt you were testing him on purpose. He’d call you a troublesome woman and then drill you into the mattress like his personal fuck-toy. Truthfully, you became obsessed with the chaos. 

Regardless, you felt as though Shikamaru was still your person but when you found out Naruto had a crush on you, you were willing to open your heart to him in ways you hadn’t in a long time. After the naughty display the two of you put on at the kickback in front of all your friends during the heated game of Truth or Dare, Naruto had confessed he’d been secretly crushing from afar and that he wanted to get to know you better. You knew that the Uzumaki had a great heart and pure intentions so you agreed to go on a couple dates with the blonde but emphasized your desire to take the emotional intimacy side of things slow.

Although you weren't in a committed relationship, your conscience would still gnaw at you. You couldn’t help but worry that someone would get hurt and that was the last thing you wanted but Shikamaru was like an addiction you couldn’t overcome. A drug you couldn’t wean yourself off of and technically, you and Naruto weren’t boyfriend and girlfriend. 

“Sometimes…I wish that I had the strength to stay away from you.” You stepped forward, squeezing your eyes shut, letting the warm water wash over your hair and face - the clean, minty aroma filling the shower.

Shikamaru grabbed a handful of your hair and placed it to one side of your shoulder, revealing your bare neck and began planting soft kisses. His warm breath on your skin covered your body in goosebumps despite being in the confines of the steamy glass box.

“I can’t say that I haven’t missed burying my cock inside your pretty little cunt after all this time.” Shikamaru sucked hard on your neck and you were sure it’d leave a bruise. The softest whimper tumbled from your lips as you felt his dick jump once more from the slight friction your backside was rewarding him with. 

You sharply inhaled, rolling your shoulders to shake away from Shikamaru’s grasp as you turned the water off and proceeded to step out of the shower, letting the cold chill of the AC hit your shivering body. 

“So it’s just the sex you miss, huh?” you asked. A mix of a bad attitude and disappointment laced your tone of voice causing Shikamaru to pause abruptly as he followed you out into the cold air that hit his skin, now drying off and wrapping a towel around his waist. 

“Of course not. I can’t stop thinking about you.” Shikamaru rubbed the back of his neck, averting his eyes from your now intense gaze.

“-Because we’re having sex again, right?” you pressed, as you brushed through your hair, being sure to not let any knots set in while your locks air dried. 

“No. You mean a lot to me… But, let’s not do this right now, ok? Feelings are a fucking drag.” Shikamaru grabbed a hair tie putting his signature black locks into a high pony as he watched you slip on black lounge shorts causing him to pause in his tracks once more. 

“Oh, you don’t need those.” He spat back with certainty in his voice before lunging towards you, grabbing you by the waist and throwing you over his shoulder. 

He allowed his towel to drop from his midsection as he trekked from your bathroom to your bedroom, dropping you on the king sized mattress. Shikamaru leaned over you and planted a few sloppy, needy kisses on your lips to which you smiled. 

“We shouldn’t…” You argued, more so trying to convince yourself. 

Your breathing suddenly shallow as Shikamaru feverishly kissed you - both his arms on either side of your body, caging you in. As much as you hated to admit it, you missed the softness of his lips, the warmth of his tongue swirling in your mouth, the rough pads of Shika’s fingertips as he plunged his digits deep inside of your dripping wet heat anywhere and anytime he wanted to feel you squirming around him. 

“Tell me you don’t want this and I’ll leave. Otherwise… shut the fuck up and sit on my face.” Shika demanded. 

His eyes grew dark with lust and intent as he watched you finally cave under his menacing stare. You quickly nodded your head and proceeded to untie the shorts you’d just slipped on. 

Shikamaru laid on his back and propped himself up on the mountain of pillows you kept on your bed. His hairy, muscular legs spread open, looking absolutely delicious. That cocky smirk plastered across his face as he reached down to tug at his hard member, stroking himself as he watched you disrobe for him. He beamed to himself at his ability to get you naked and desperate for his cock like a slut, without having to do much at all. 

You crawled onto the bed and settled the heat between your legs right onto Shikamaru’s mouth - your thick thighs resting on either side of Shika’s cheeks, his fingers dancing along the juicy flesh that enveloped his face. In fact, he quite loved being smothered between the squishy, soft skin as he got lost in your naturally intoxicating aroma. Shikamaru licked a stripe along your wet folds before hungrily lapping up your juices, moaning and devouring your pussy like a ravenous beast. His tongue reached deep into every crevice; your fingers clung onto the wooden headboard in front of you for dear life as you grinded and gyrated your hips riding his face, whilst also trying to give Shika as much access to your sensitive nub as possible. 

Shikamaru’s hand continued to fist his oozing cock - pumping furiously, while the other was situated on your hip bone to hold you steady; low grunts now escaping his mouth sending vibrations into your heat so intensely, your toes curled. 

“D- Don’t stop, Shika…” You threw your head back as pleasure surged through your body. You were so close to coming undone and the night had barely begun. 

Shikamaru obliged and latched onto your sensitive clit, sucking and slurping at the bud with much fervor, your juices racing down his stubbly chin. His fingers still pressed into your hip bone - desperate to stabilize you when you’d try running away from the overstimulation. 

“I’m right there! Keep going… please!” You panted and begged as your pussy pulsated around his lips. The familiar build of an orgasm almost crashed into you when suddenly Shikamaru abruptly stopped all movements, yanking you from being sat on top of him. 

“The only way you’re cumming is around my cock, princess.” Shika growled and wrapped his arms around your midsection, throwing you onto the mattress and settled himself on top of you. 

You hated the orgasm denial but loved to be manhandled. You’d never say it to the sly bastard’s face but truthfully, his sexual wish was your command. He was the only man you’d ever been with who’d leave you shaking, convulsing and foaming at the mouth after pulling 5 orgasms out of you in one night. 

You let your legs fall as far apart as they could go, letting Shikamaru have a perfect view of your pretty pussy. 

“I love how fucking wet you get for me.” He purred.

 His lips were puffy & eyes hooded as he looked down on you. He licked his lips tasting every last drop of your glorious juices that coated his mouth. 

Shikamaru gripped his throbbing, hard length and began rubbing the red tip up and down your slick folds to which you whimpered in response. He bit his lip at the sensation of his hypersensitive head and without a second thought, jerked his hips forward, plunging deep inside your gushy cunt with one long stroke. 

You gasped and squeezed your eyes shut at the way Shika’s huge cock suddenly filled you.

“Fuck. That’s my girl. Takin’ it so well.” Shika breathed out as he began stroking, burying himself deep in your gummy walls. You placed your legs on Shikamaru’s shoulders and a slew of curses fell from your lips. The depth of the angle was driving both of you wild. 

Shikamaru continued to fuck himself in you as hard as he could. The sound of sweaty skin slapping together, mixed with melodic groans and pants was all that could be heard. Shika reached forward balancing himself on one arm to grab your chin taunt in his hand -  forcing you to look straight at him as he leaned forward, hitting an even deeper angle than before causing you to yelp. 

“Who else fucks you like this?” Shikamaru barked, demanding an answer as his dilated pupils stared down at you. 

Your eyes wide and glazed over as you could barely form a complete sentence. Meanwhile, Shika was just enjoying the view of his cock disappearing in and out of your needy pussy with every stroke. 

“N-no one.” You replied, meekly. Shikamaru’s head dropped forward and he became more feral, feeling you constrict around his hard cock as you submitted to him.

He asked. You answered.

“Say my name. Let everyone know who’s fucking you!” Shikamaru managed between every throaty groan. His hips slammed against the back of your legs. The sensation of his balls slapping your ass was enough to send him to climax but despite his cocky bedroom demeanor, he still wanted to ensure you came first. 

“Shika, this pussy belongs to you!” You cried out. Hearing this was music to Shikamaru’s ears and his eyes rolled to the back of his head as he listened to you unravel at his very command.

Shikamaru’s hand flung to your throat, gripping your neck firmly as he continued to fuck into you - his jaw tensed as he concentrated hard to make sure he didn’t cum too soon. You clung onto his broad shoulders leaving red nail marks and clenched  once more around his length. It was evident you were both close as you began moaning Shikamaru’s name over and over. He smirked. This was a tell-tale sign that you were about to cum all over his cock, just the way he liked and Shikamaru was more than eager to see the white creamy ring that’d coat his thick, veiny member. 

“You gonna be a good girl and cum for me, hm?” Shika asked. Sweat racing down his toned back muscles. 

You rapidly shook your head, squeezing your eyes shut once more preparing for the wave of pleasure. 

“Damn, you look so pretty taking my cock, Y/N. Always have.” 

As Shikamaru drilled into you with his hand still gripped around your neck, you saw a flash of white as your mouth fell open letting go a guttural cry and cumming hard around your lover’s throbbing dick - to which he followed closely behind. He loved watching your face contort into the adorable expressions you’d always made. This aided in his rapidly approaching orgasm and he was certain that this meant a job well done. 

“Fuck, I’m close. I’m gonna-!” Shikamaru managed through his moans. 

“In me. Please!” You pleaded, now making direct eye contact with those chocolate irises you loved so much. 

You’d lowered your legs and wrapped them around Shika’s waist, locking ankles, giving your hip bones a rest from the mating press position you’d previously been in. Shikamaru let out one final loud grunt as he painted your walls with his thick, sticky seed. 

>>> 

“I just can’t get enough of you, Y/N.” Shikamaru whispered as he laid next to you in bed lazily twirling his finger around a bit of your hair, the cold sheets icy on both your heat prickled bodies. 

You quite enjoyed a more sensitive Shikamaru especially after a dirty love-making sesh but you knew that this moment was nothing more than a mere facade. A nonsexual intimate moment that was purely fleeting. It wasn't the reality of your relationship and that alone made it hard to bare. 

“You should go.” You said bitterly as you sat up in bed peeling Shikamaru’s t-shirt off your body and throwing it on his lap next to you. 

Shikamaru paused, shocked that you were actually kicking him out. “Is that what you really want?” He sat up in bed next to you, leaning over to gather his clothes from the edge of his bed. 

“I want to end this bullshit cycle! It’s confusing!” You erupted, hands flailing. 

“Here we go. Don’t nag me, woman.” Shikamaru huffed and rolled his eyes in response to your sensitivity about your unique situation, pulling his jeans onto his hips in the process. 

“Why are you so scared to face this head on?” You asked the raven-haired man who was already making his way to your balcony for a cigarette. 

You followed Shikamaru outside who already cupped his hand, lighting the white stick with the fiery ember. Your arms were crossed as you cocked your head to the side waiting for an answer. 

“I’m not scared of anything.” The Nara responded coolly as he inhaled the smoke into his lungs. “It’s simple really.”

“-You’re still in love with me.” He responded with such calmness. So sure of himself, it irritated your soul - partly because you knew he was right. 

Your eyes grew slightly wide and felt your cheeks sear as Shika’s comment had you both flustered and annoyed.

“You’re so obnoxious.” You smirked unamused at Shikamaru’s accusation.

Shika suddenly turned to face you, being sure to blow his cigarette smoke in a different direction. 

“You didn’t deny it.” His brow raised. Annoyingly enough, Shikamaru lowkey got off from the fact that you were still wrapped around his finger. 

“What about you, huh?” You frowned, stepping forward in Shikamaru’s direction, poking a stern finger into his chest. 

“Fuck, Shika. You’re so quick to act like you don’t give a shit about anything but how do I really know you’re 100% over me!?” Your voice now raised and desperately pleading for answers. 

All you’d known for the past few months was ‘fuck, fight, ignore’ repeat with your ex boyfriend and the mixed signals had long become mentally & emotionally draining. 

Shika casually held the cigarette in between two fingers before shoving his free hand into his pant pocket.

“I never said I was.” He said with a shrug and attached the nicotine stick back to his lips. You stood, mouth open in pure disbelief at his response. 

Was it true? Was he still just as hung up on this as me?

Suddenly there was a knock at your apartment door, removing you from your thoughts. You and Shika exchanged confused glances and he pulled out his phone to check the time. 

“10:35pm” he grumbled. “Who could be visiting you at this hour?” He eyed you, annoyance slowly beginning to bubble up inside him. 

You shook your head unsure of who’d randomly pop by your place unannounced at such an hour but you begged Shikamaru to open the door for you, just to be on the safe side. 

You followed close on Shikamaru's heels as he went to open your apartment door to which you were both greeted by a familiar tall blonde. 

You gasped as you and Shikamaru were face to face with your current fling. Naruto appeared at your door holding a gorgeous bouquet of red roses & ramen in a to-go bag. His cheeky grin quickly fell as he examined the scenario he’d just walked into. 

He carefully eyed Shikamaru who was shirtless. His belt dangling around his waist undone and the top button of his jeans not closed yet. His Nike boxer briefs peeking out the top. 

Shikamaru grit his teeth before turning back to you. “Get a load of this guy. I think it’s for you.” He said sternly before quickly buttoning his pants, grabbing his shirt and stepping into his black & white Nike Dunks in the process. 

You were mortified and standing half naked in your apartment with another man. Your ex. There was no denying what Naruto saw and your heart immediately sank when your eyes met Naruto’s empty baby blue ones. 

“Naruto… I can explain.” You whispered, head hung low - too embarrassed to face either man.

“Save it, Y/N.” Naruto grumbled under his breath. “I figured I’d surprise you with a little take out & a movie night but I see you already had other plans.” He continued, frowning in Shikamaru’s direction who’d just taken a hit from his vape, lingering around to watch the drama unfold. 

You ran your fingers through your hair - stressed. You felt as though you’d just been kicked in the gut.

“Shikamaru… you should probably go.” You squeaked out. Your throat was so dry that all your words came out scratchy and hoarse. 

Naruto threw the flowers at your doorstep, barely making eye contact with anyone in the room - a pained expression written across his face. His cheeks bright red from the embarrassment he felt from the awkward rejection. His ego was clearly bruised - and rightfully so. 

“No, I'll go.” He said sourly as he turned on his heels. His messy pile of blonde hair hanging low over his eyes as he headed back down the stairwell of your apartment. 

“I guess I’ll just hit you up later.” Shikamaru said, kissing your forehead and grabbing his jacket.

“-Wait! Actually. Please stay.” You batted your eyes trying to keep the tears that had welled up from falling. 

You felt like an asshole for leading on such a sweet man because you didn’t have the balls to admit that you weren’t over Shikamaru. Naruto didn’t deserve this. No one did. But, the highs, the lows. You loved it. You couldn't get enough. 

“Say less.” He shrugged and cracked a small smile as these words were music to his ears. 

With that, Shika began disrobing once more, making himself comfortable in your bed. The truth is, he didn’t really want to leave to begin with. As nonchalant as Shikamaru acted, he was just as enamored by you as you were him - especially having been his first love, so, no matter what kind of brave front he put up, if you called - he’d come running and vice versa.

After all, he was your safety blanket. Your comfort. The Clyde to your Bonnie.

Your Forbidden Love. 

#shikamaru smut #shikamaru x reader #shikamaru x y/n #naruto one shot #naruto x reader #shikamaru x you #naruto uzumaki x you

[madmanwonder]

Prompt

Crossover AU

Naruto and Lady sees their kid up a tree somehow. While Lady is worried and reassuring their kid they will will get him down... Naruto makes a joke to do a front flip. But he soon realized that he fucked up and goes to get their kid when dealing with an obviously angry Lady.

Lady and Naruto look up at the tree to see their son, Adam Uzumaki stuck on the tree scared and teary-eyed.

Lady: *Motherly Concern* Don’t worry sweetie. Daddy is going to get you down safely!

Naruto: *Joking* Do a front flip son! *Laugh*

Until he feels a overwhelming amount of anger and bloodlust from his wife who was aiming Kalina Ann at his head.

Lady: *Very Calm Voice* Care to say that joke to my face….

Naruto: *Pale Face*…I don’t think it’s the time for joke Lady-Chan. Got a-a son to save…!

Naruto speed walk away from his wife with a terror-filled smile.

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[thequietmanno1]

Thelreads, MHA 289, Replies Part 1

1) “True despair be upon those kids, on Chapter 289: Miss Candid and Miss Shut-away

alright what the fuck is that title

horikoshi? Hori- Don’t ignore me, what the fuck is that title-“- Two girls having a conversation, each not really getting enough about the other to truly understand where they’re coming from, in turn only deepening the misunderstanding and conflict between them.

2) “Meanwhile, let’s see Hadou and Ida rushing towards the epicenter of death, even though Ida very clearly was not invited for the party. Look man, if you get turned into dust I’m blaming it solely on you.”- He’s arguably the best one for swiftly transforming the injured out of the danger Zone, whilst Izuku and the rest work to keep Tomura from widening that Danger zone even more.

3) “Yeah but considering the main one is midoriya and the lesson he always gives is “destroy yourself to save others” I have a feeling this won’t end that well for you.”- Iida unintentionally throwing Bakugo under the bus, though I suppose you could say Bakugo teaches others what to do by demonstrating the opposite response to social niceties.

4) “Shoto is there and he confirmed officially we’re still not free from Bakugo, but let’s see how that development goes until the end of the chapter, we already have a few graves open by the side, it would be terrible to waste them.”- I’m impressed Shoto didn’t touch down to lighten his load a little before grabbing Izuku. You know it’s gotta be harder for him to fly when he only has a single jet thruster to work with.

5) “JESUS FUCKING CHRIST SHIGARAKI

OH GOD WHAT THE FUCK

IT’S BEEN QUITE SOME TIME SINCE YOU DID SOMETHING THAT HORRIFYING GOOD LORD”- Ok, let’s just be honest here. If/When Izuku figures out how to control Black Whip to a similar degree, he;s gonna be pulling the exact same stunt, using tendrils directly controlled by his willpower to puppet his broken body to keep fighting. Their final clash will look like somebody putting on the world’s most intense Puppet show.

6) “Oh you two already got here? alright

Miss Uzumaki and dash-dabbing are here to save the day and hopefully not join the row of graves right out of view”-Honestly, getting some fresh meat in the grinder here gives Izuku and the rest some breathing room before they join in, and they all need that. Tomura doesn’t give a crap about down-time, but the heroes need to be prioritising their health and wellbeing for the sake of the endangered civilians they’ve gotta rescue in the aftermath of all this.

7) “oh you mean that thing that is just there in plainview, approaching at the speed of mach-fuck who will be here in less than two minutes Ida? thank you two, what would we be with that mail office”- Well, not like Izuku’s been able to check his smartphone for the latest news events when Tomura/AFO has been hounding him like Mr X on a bad day.

8) “HO HO HO HADOU IS FUCKING PISSED RIGHT NOW

I HAVE A FEELING SOMEONE IS ABOUT TO MEET A WORLD OF PAIN”- If I recall right, Ryuko was also Hadou’s mentor figure during the internships, so she’s doubly angry at seeing her so messed up at Tomura’s hands. 9) “I HAVE A FEELING THAT’S AFO AGAIN

SEEMS LIKE HE MANAGED TO GET CONTROL FOR A FEW INSTANTS, WHICH MEANS WE’RE ABOUT TO GO FOR ROUND TWO UNTIL SHIGARAKI TAKE THE WHEEL AGAIN”- It’s honestly really hard to tell who’s in the driver’s seat, but in general, whenever “Tomura” starts getting mean and disparaging towards his enemies, that’s the cue that AFO’s in command 10) “Uraraka is an expert in hand-to-hand combat, but Toga is a master of dodging, which means this is gonna take a while, at least until Machia run them over. I’m surprised Uraraka even managed to tap her clothes like that.”- If not for last chapter’s extra segment, I’d have almostthough Toga put in the time to get clothes on so Uraraka couldn’t float her easily, almost like a shield. Instead, I now know it’s because the PR department didn’t want a mostly-naked girl fight and the bad press that’d have brung. 11) “oh my god is toga baring her soul and trying to explain to Uraraka why she acts the way she does? What she thinks, what she feels, but Uraraka here is more concerned with taking her down for the safety of all?Horikoshi, what have I done to be hurt like this?”- It’s honestly not that different from Curious’ own “interview” with her, with one side given their opinion of Toga’s actions and her perception amidst the public, whilst the other furiously brushes off what they’re saying on the surface in favour of fighting them. The difference is, Last time it was Toga who was focusing on the fight, due to her dislike of Curious and her giving a biased viewpoint of her actions with a political intent to spin them to further the MLA’s cause, whereas this time, she’s the one genuinely expressing herself in private to somebody she likes, and that person isn’t getting the hint.

12) “Oh, was it Mina’s cousin, the blue lady that went splat? Yeah I recall that. I wonder how Uraraka will react knowing it was her power that killed her. Not that well I assume.”- Toga bringing up Curious furthers the parallel, because it’s clear she’s thinking back of that conversation as the last time she “opened up” to an outsider besides the league, and unfortunately it’s going about as swimmingly. @thelreads

#my hero academia #bnha #chapter replies #thelreads #mha 289

[theunrealinsomniac]

What's your wedding headcanons for KonoHana ?

Ooo.

You know, I don't believe I have any. I mean it's a lowkey ship I've always seen the potential for so I can slap some up.

For anyone confused, we are talking Konohamaru Sarutobi x Hanabi Hyuga in my Wedding!AU series. Neither character has appeared yet lol. There's not even a hint of them being together I don't think.

But this is different, and I like different so let's say they are.

A reminder I'm pulling these out of my arse so they might not be very deep lol.

KonoHana Wedding!AU Headcanon #1:

Hiashi dislikes Konohamaru more than he does Kiba. And it's very, very simple as to why.

He was meant to be the perfect match for his favourite daughter. Grandson of the mayor, good, old money family, up and coming member of Konoha police and not the main heir of the Sarutobi fortune. Well mannered and morally upstanding.

Shame he took his lead on those morals from the person Hiashi despises most of all: Naruto Uzumaki.

Konohamaru had told Hiashi to go fuck himself within an hour of meeting the man. And much to his horror, Hanabi repeated the words when Hiashi tried to scold Konohamaru for his language.

They were fifteen.

KonoHana Wedding!AU Headcanon #2:

Konohamaru is a police officer as mentioned, and Hanabi is the heiress to the Hyuga family fortune. She's on the board of their international company and one day will become chairwoman. But that isn't her job.

She grew up watching her father ridicule her big sister over everything he perceived she was doing wrong. To the point that Hinata is still very sensitive to criticism. It made her angry, very angry.

She took that anger and put it towards becoming a psychotherapist. She specifically specialises in providing therapy and care to children from abusive homes. Especially abused daughters of evil fathers.

KonoHana Wedding!AU Headcanon #3:

Hanabi is godmother to Hinata and Kiba's twins. Being quite young at the time, she is the cool auntie.

Later Konohamaru becomes godfather to the youngest Inuzuka child. He is a fun uncle.

There we go, very light I know but I really hadn't thought of these guys as a ship for a long time.

There's also the chance these two won't ever appear in my Wedding!AU verse as a couple. But it's a fun thought experiment!

Ta ra!

#ask theunrealinsomniac #konohana #wedding!au verse #hanabi hyuga #konohamaru sarutobi

[nothingbutfanfiction]

New Naruto story!

I've been plotting out an arranged marriage story for Naruto & Sasuke and finally got a little snippet written up. The story is tentatively titled "It's Hard To Say "I Do", When I Don't". Here's a little snippet of what I have planned, so enjoy!

Naruto could tell that his best friend/secret crush was in a foul mood, if his perpetual dark scowl and angry mutterings were any indication.  “Something the matter, Sasuke?  Whatever it is, it seems like it’s really pissed you off.”

“My parents just dropped a bomb out of nowhere!”  Sasuke exclaimed, his black eyes narrowing in remembered anger.  “Apparently, they’d arranged a marriage for me with the kid of one of their friends.  What the fuck?!  How archaic can you get?  Like I want to get married to some fucking dumbass I don’t even know…or want to know, for that matter!”  He smirked before adding snidely, “Probably ugly as fuck, too, which is why their parents had to arrange a marriage for them.”

Naruto’s blue eyes widened at Sasuke’s words, hurt seeping into his heart.  Did Sasuke even know it was Naruto he was talking about?  He started to doubt what his parents had suggested as he witnessed Sasuke’s reaction.  Before he had a chance to think about what he was saying, he replied, “So is that what you honestly think about me, Sasuke?  I thought I was your friend, but you think I’m a loser now?”

Sasuke’s reaction was instantaneous.  “You?!  You’re the one they’re setting me up with?  Are you fucking kidding me?”  He seemed disgusted at the prospect of it being Naruto who he’d marry.  “How long have you known about this?!”  He accused the blond.  “You knew all this time and didn’t say anything!”

Naruto rushed to defend himself.  “It’s not like that at all, Sasuke!  My parents just told me about their decision!  I honestly thought you knew since you hadn’t mentioned it before now.”  His mouth tightened in a thin line as he heard Sasuke snort incredulously.  “It’s the truth.  I’m not lying to you.”

Sasuke sneered at Naruto’s words.  “Yeah,” he replied mockingly, “I’m so sure it’s the truth.  Are you so hard up for someone to be with you in a relationship that you had to beg Mommy and Daddy to set up this pity marriage?  Pathetic…just like you are.  Here’s a hint, Uzumaki – I’m not interested in you, never will be, and I sure as fuck don’t want to marry you.  Do yourself and me a favor and just stay out of my life permanently.”  Shoving Naruto to the side, uncaring as the blond was slammed into his locker, he stalked off leaving a heartbroken Naruto in his wake.

Naruto could only stand there, stunned, as he watched Sasuke walk away.  He stubbornly blinked back the tears that formed in the corner of his eyes.  The blond refused to give the bastard the satisfaction of knowing he’d made him cry.  He was just glad the halls were deserted at this time of day so there weren’t any witnesses to his humiliation.  It stung to know that was how Sasuke felt about him.  Not to mention that he thought so little of Naruto to just accuse him like he had.  Needing someone to talk to, he pulled out his phone, fingers already texting Sakura.  He smiled softly when he saw her reply that she’d meet him at his home.  As he walked to his car, he mulled over what he needed to do.  First, he needed to discuss things with his parents.  Their fantasy idea of him marrying Sasuke was never going to happen.  Second, Naruto didn’t want to stay in his current high school.  Day after day of being ostracized by Sasuke as if he didn’t exist?

#naruto fanfiction #sasunaru #arranged marriage #this might need tissues #Naruto #naruto uzumaki #sasuke uchiha #why do i torment characters #sasuke is so mean to naruto #i'm trying to promise a happy ending #if sasuke cooperates

[chiefatticcreator]

When Sakura, Ino and Temari see that Naruto is giving Kario a clone gangbang in Chouji's birthday, the first two ladies talk about how romantic that is. Temari might find that weird, but the other two educate her on how lovely that is, especially since it is their anniversary.

"It's so cute that he did this to her for their birthday."

"It's adorable." Sakura agreed with Ino.

They had walked up to Naruto's house, to see how he was doing and hopefully be fucked by him, but had stopped when they saw (and heard) the gangbang going on in the Uzumaki household.

"You think that's cute?" Temari was surprised.

She'd have considered it extremely lewd. Sexy too, probably, and really hot... but "cute"?

"Did you seriously call this 'adorable'?" she turned to Sakura, incredulous.

"Of course." Sakura chuckles to herself. "He's dedicating the whole day to her alone, and even making more of himself to fuck her liek she deserves. And that's what is so romantic."

"You don't really get it, do you?" Ino didn't really sound offended or angry, just amused as she looked back at her friend.

"No, not really."

"Tsk... That's because Shikamaru is a semi-decent fuck and you still like him." Sakura shook her head. "But for us it's... it's like... Well, Naruto is the best fuck we've had, right?"

"Yes. You two told me that plenty of times already." Temari rolled her eyes.

"And for us poor women with disappointing husbands, we don't really want to be reminded we made the mistake of marrying someone else than Naruto."

Temari frowned. Even as disappointing as Sai and Chouji were, that seemed quite harsh towards them. Although she wholly understood Sakura, now.

"So... he gives you his entire attention, ot the point you completely forget about anyone else than him and how good it makes you feel, how good he fucks you... you can only think of him for days afterwards... and that's what's romantic about it?"

"Exactly!" Ino nodded, quite happy that Temari seemed to finally get it.

"I really hope he gangbangs me like that for our own anniversary."

"oh, that would be the bets gift ever!" Sakura smiled.

#temari #sakura haruno #ino yamanaka #karui #naruto #queue

[nightingaleflow]

Good Girl

Prompt: (30) Write a short exchange of dirty talk between them. (From OTP Asks) Fandom: Naruto Pairing: Suigetsu Hozuki/Karin Uzumaki Requested by: @iantoyawrites Word Count: 766 Warnings: Strong sexual content, dom!Suigetsu, sub!Karin, BDSM themes, dirty talk, teasing, discussion of oral sex (male receiving), biting, body fluids (saliva), pet names, hair pulling.

A/N: My friend, you have a gift of making me ship things I've never really considered of before. Before this prompt, I didn't think of Suigetsu/Karin as more than "he'd be better for her than Sasuke" while watching Shippuden. Now? Holy fuck I think I have a new OTP.

Enjoy. <3

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MINORS DNI/NOT SFW

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Suigetsu smirked as Karin knelt on the bed in front of him, arms folded and looking toward the ground with a reddened face. He looked her up and down, devouring every inch of her naked skin with his hungry violet eyes. 

“You look good like this,” he said. “I think this is my favorite outfit you’ve ever worn.”

Her angry scarlet eyes snapped up. “Shut the hell up, Suigetsu,” she snapped.

He immediately reached out and cupped her chin with his strong hand, silencing her. “Now now,” he cooed. “Such a pretty mouth shouldn’t be saying such nasty things.”

Karin let out a small squeak.

Suigetsu leaned closer. “I can think of far better uses for that mouth, can’t you?”

Karin swallowed hard. “What did you have in mind?”

“Now, Karin, you’re a smart woman,” Suigetsu said. “I’m sure you can think of something.”

His hand slid between her legs as he spoke, his strong fingers teasing her folds. Karin immediately whimpered, grinding her hips against him as her whole body flushed. He chuckled in her ear. “You love it when I touch you like this, don’t you?”

“Yes,” she sighed. “Yes, Suigetsu. Please.”

After a minute, Suigetsu pulled his hand away, grinning at the whine she made. “What, do you think you can cum after what you said to me?”

Karin let out a frustrated screech as she glared at him. “You think this is funny, don’t you?”

“Hilarious,” Suigetsu replied. He leaned closer, letting his hot breath dance across her skin. “Watching you beg and squirm for me…it’s the funniest thing I’ve ever seen.”

He nipped on her neck, making sure she could feel every pointed tooth digging into her skin, and was rewarded with a sharp gasp. “Now, back to the matter at hand,” he purred. “What do you think you can do with that sexy mouth of yours to earn the right to cum tonight?”

Karin’s face turned as red as her hair. “I…”

“Well?” Suigetsu asked, his face an inch away from hers. “I’m listening.”

Karin hesitated, then reached a hand out towards Suigetsu’s crotch. He immediately caught her hand and held it firmly in place. “While I appreciate the enthusiasm, I want you to tell me, Karin.”

“You want me to actually say it?!” Karin asked.

“I do,” Suigetsu purred. “Tell me what you’re going to do to me.”

Karin’s eyes went wide as she stammered out nonsensical sounds.

Suigetsu sighed. “I guess you don’t want to cum after all,” he said with a shrug. “All right, if that’s your choice…”

“No!” Karin blurted out. She then hid her face behind her other hand with an embarrassed whimper.

Suigetsu waited patiently.

“I’ll…” Karin took a deep breath. “I can…suck your dick, Suigetsu. There, I said it.”

Suigetsu let out a snort. “That’s so plebeian, Karin.”

Her eyes snapped up. “What? You told me to say it, I said it.”

He wove his fingers through her hair and pulled her head back. “But the way you said it is so...plain.” He bent closer, his lips brushing against her ear. “Give me more details. Tell me everything you’re going to do, Karin. I want to hear it.”

“I…” Karin took a deep breath. “I’m going to…use my tongue. All over you. I’m going to take your cock in my mouth, all the way to the base. I’m going to suck on your dick, hard. I’m going to let you fuck my face until you cum down my throat. And I’m going to enjoy it.”

He gently replaced his hand under her chin. “Ah, so you do want to cum after all.”

Karin wouldn’t look at him. “Yes.”

Suigetsu tilted her face up. He roughly kissed her, his tongue swiping along her lips. Karin immediately let him in, moaning as he explored her mouth. When he finally pulled back a minute later, a string of saliva still connected them. 

He stood back up, then slowly began to peel his clothes off. He took extra time with his pants, relishing the way Karin’s scarlet eyes trailed over his nude body. He then returned to the bed and settled back against the pillows. 

“Come here,” he ordered.

Karin obeyed, crawling closer until she was kneeling between his legs. He reached up and wove his fingers into her scarlet hair, holding her firmly in place.

“Are you going to be my good girl?” he asked.

Karin nodded.

“Then show me. I want to see you do everything you said you would do.” His smirk returned. “Make me feel good, and I’ll make sure you do too.”

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#Suigetsu #Karin #Suigetsu x Karin #Naruto #Naruto fanfiction #nightingale writes #sexy no jutsu #minors dni #not sfw #smut #Naruto smut #writing #fanfiction #my writing #Suigetsu Hozuki #Karin Uzumaki

[luffythinker]

been in a Naruto mood lately trying to make a AU where Naruto is a Uchiha and Sasuke is a Uzumaki

how do you think that would go?

Sasuke being given the ninetails and Naruto having to go through his whole family and clan being murdered by his brother?

of course i want Shikamaru/Naruto involved and i feel like they would have this relationship where Shikamaru like i want to love you but you make it hard cause you make morally wrong life choices that is to say if this shaped Naruto in such a way to be the case

Sakura being swapped with Tenten and Tenten being a haruno so she gets to train with Tsunade like she wanted to

I want Sakura with scrolls

How do you think this would go? not swaping everyone just those three or 4 i guess. OH OH we could put Hinata in Neji's place and Neiji in Hinata's place too while we're at it. trying not to make anymore changes cause i wanna keep the story almost the same

Im just kinda asking if you think Naruto would try to get revenge because Itachi told him to we also could go the route of saying lets swap Minato and Itachi so Naruto's dad is his brother and Itachi is Sasuke's father but that's kinda weird to me but also kinda interesting? we can put that on the back burners but if you have something to say about it let me know what you think of these concepts when you can

WOAH OKAY lets get into it

This involves some morals and ethics discourse so bear with me here

I do think this is hard to predict, but, I would like to believe that although the context and your surroundings make a person, it's not all that there is. I think everyone has a core and Naruto, for example, is good and kind at his core (imo). So even if he went through all the traumatic events and had all the money the Uchihas/Sasuke had, I think he would still turn out to be somewhat good. I don't think he would seek revenge, but he would seek Itachi for an explanation, his goal would not be to kill him, but to understand him. This could lead to a different future, where if Itachi was met with compassion/understanding he would not just view himself as a potential sacrifice. But we can only speculate that since Itachi in and of itself is already a very complex character.

As for Sasuke, I can't exactly pinpoint his core in a word, but I do think he just seems like he would hold onto suffering more. So if he had Kurama, and he suffered the pushback from Konoha, he would still want to prove himself (like Naruto did), but he would also want to seek retribution. I think he would be much more likely to realize that Hiruzen (3rd Hokage) was a piece of shit who did not keep his words to Minato and Kushina. He would also want to make changes in society (my boy is a revolutionary cmon). Assuming he and Naruto are still friends and he eventually finds out the conditions that led to the Uchiha massacre and Itachi to act that way, when he becomes Hokage he would abolish the Anbu and make sure that certain injustices doesn't occur anymore.

All this to say, i think they would keep what makes each of them unique, even if the circumstances are different, and this would lead to their reactions to be different too.

Don't even get me started with Hinata and Neji omg, i could go on for days talking about the fuck ass hyuga clan, the whole servitude thing makes me so mad. But as much as i would like to I just don't see Hinata being as angry and vocal about it like Neji, although, i can see Neji even being from the primary branch of the family still being mad. Talking about cores again, i just think it's in himself to hate this form of separation and injustice. But since he would one day be the heir of the clan he could have enough power to abolish it sooooo [I'm so sorry this is probably not what you were hoping to get but i get heated just thinking about this]

and about switching minato with itachi, yeahh idk how to feel about that cause that would be a little bit weird but i guess it could work too? it's just i don't see minato committing mass murder

#naruto #sasuke #hinata hyuga #neji hyuga #sakura #im so sorry baby i didn't even talk about her and tenten #but i ike the change i think it could work well #rei replies

[ramblebramblefun]

Eri has finally cracked it.

All along the edges of half-baked lesson plans, descriptions of jutsu that she's never heard of and seals curling in on themselves forever, Uzumaki Raiko had laid out the future.

She knew about the Kyuubi attack.

She knew that- No. Eri can't tell him. It would- no. He's doing... He's doing better now, so much better, this would-

What horrible things to know. Is this why Sensei left?

Sensei's plans all seemed geared to stopping the Kyuubi attack. Everything that 'happens' after that is less detailed, a bullet point list rather than a terrible story

She'd predicted Kakashi and all that... Well, she'd known about Tenzou. The Sandaime hadn't even known about Tenzou, the boys had said.

Naruto seven. Shisui dies in ambush. Uchiha Massacre.

Naruto Uzumaki is seven years old. Fuck, sensei had been gone before Kushina-san was even pregnant, how did she-

Uchiha Massacre. That sounds. Bad. Sure, they're not the most... Well-liked, but...

Before that, though, there is only one Uchiha that Eri knows of that is named Shisui. They most definitely do not move in the same circles, but someone that high profile... Surely everyone would have heard if that guy was dead?

---

Eri never saw herself becoming a stalker.

She never saw this coming either. She'd thought that Muta was dead, dead, dead, but that was definitely his chakra behind the mask and his sword in her stomach and his voice saying, "Stay put," like she's some kind of dog, and gods, Eri has never been so angry in her entire life.

That fucking traitor.

Unfortunately for what is definitely fate trying to stay true to form, Muta's out of the fucking loop.

---

Stasis seals don't fix anything, and she does still have to move carefully, slowly, and she tracks that bastard down to see Shunshin no Shisui on his knees, and she should have sent a pigeon, fuck-

The first training session Team Two ever had, Sensei made them do the Kawarimi until they threw up.

Eri kind of wants to throw up now. Her (empty) eye is burning. And then-

---

This guy. Really is an elite. Not even a moment and he's back on his feet and whooshing them away.

He's holding her princess style. She does not feel very princessy right now. Actually, she's going to-

---

She does not throw up all over the fastest man alive, but it is a very near thing.

He holds her hair out of her face. That's nice of him.

She is so fucking-

---

The infamous Shunshin no Shisui looks, to her professional eye, almost as bad as she feels. He's very pale and she can't tell which one of them is shaking worse and he's staring at her like she has, like, three heads or something.

This is not a genjutsu, Uchiha. Your eyes are not necessary.

"Kakashi." She starts, and abruptly feels very proud of how steady her voice is. She doesn't feel very steady. She's pretty sure that she's older than this guy, though, so she's got to be steady. Gotta be steady...

"Kakashi." What was she going to say again?

Shisui shuts his gaping mouth. And opens it. And shuts it.

Finally, leadingly, "Kakashi...?"

"Kakashi," she says, grabbing her thoughts with all the strength blood-loss has left her, "is going to be so mad at me."

Shisui makes a very strange noise. He's also started to look blurry, which is, in her professional opinion, not a good sign.

"I need to go to the hospital," she decides. Not... Wherever they are. There's a river.

Shisui jumps like he's been electrocuted. That would be funny. She should learn some lightning jutsu. Sensei was good at them. She could Thunder Dome Muta. Bastard. A thousand smites upon him, or whatever Sensei used to say...

---

She wakes up in the hospital, feeling somehow even shittier than she did...?

Whatever. Shisui is still here. He doesn't look dead.

"Sensei better be proud of me," she mumbles thickly, and goes right the fuck back to sleep.

#hope is an essential mineral #naruto #uchiha shisui #shisui uchiha

[hellbubu]

I’m handsome, tall, and rich

Chapter 10

Sasuke set his phone on the table, wondering if it had been a misdial.

“What’s up?” Genma asked as he set the abalones on the table.

“Nothing. The abalones look great.” He then turned to look in his family's direction.” If you guys don’t hurry up, I’ll eat it all.”

“Okay,” Sasuke heard Itachi reply.

Genma sat next to him just as Itachi and his mother walked out of the kitchen, his father not far behind.

“You didn’t have to,” Mikoto started.

“It’s nothing. I remember you had mentioned that you wanted to try them.”

“You did? You’re such a dear. You’re almost like a son,” Mikoto gasped.” You should be my son-in-law.”

Fugaku choked on his beer.

“Itachi, Genma, congrats on the engagement,” Sasuke reached for an abalone. Itachi gently smacked his hand.

“Didn’t you just get back with your ex?” Itachi asked Genma.

“I thought you guys ended it for good when he went to study abroad?”

Fugaku almost choked on his beer again. He thought his wife had more tact.

“Sasuke,” Fugaku said as if he’d just remembered something before reaching into one of his pockets.” Be more careful with your stuff.”

He handed over Sasuke’s wallet.”Where?”

“In front of the store.”

Sasuke grabbed the wallet and checked if anything was missing.” When did I drop it?”

Kakashi discarded his coat on his desk before turning on his computer. He rolled up his sleeves and searched Sasuke Uchiha’s employee record.

“Right under my nose.” Kakashi couldn’t help but remember that one day. Sasuke had bumped into him, coupons for his parent’s bakery were scattered on the floor, his hands on his chest as Kakashi held him by the waist. Sasuke’s eyelashes and his smiles, he couldn’t get them out of his head.

His blood boiled as he remembered how Sasuke had lied to him. He didn’t know if he was angrier at himself for not noticing, especially with how weird Sasuke acted around him.

Are you busy? Let’s have lunch near your work.

 Kakashi had sent the text a while ago. Now he was waiting for Sasuke to arrive at the restaurant. He wondered what would change if he were to see Sasuke in person after finding out the truth. Would it change anything or would he still be angry?

He lifted his gaze from his phone to see Sasuke walk in. He was wearing his work clothes but styled differently. His button-up was half-tucked and only two buttons in the middle were buttoned up. Sasuke took off his glasses and smiled at Kakashi.

“Sorry, I’m late. Had to go to Gangnam for a meeting.”

“What industry is your company in?” Kakashi avoided looking at Sasuke’s chest, instead, he looked him in the eye.

“ We do anything and everything.”

“Like?” Kakashi took a sip of his tea. He saw Sasuke’s smile drop for a second.

“You know, mugs and air fresheners.”

“You guys spread a wide net, huh?” Kakashi set his cup back down.” It must be hectic. Is that why you’re always busy?”

“ We do anything that’ll turn a profit,” Sasuke chuckled. 

“Say, what’s your name based on?”

“Huh?”

“Which characters?”

“Why’re you asking?”

“I suddenly realized that I don’t know anything about you,” Kakashi took a sip of his tea.” Yet you know everything about me.”

“We aren’t dating.”

“What if my father asks?” Kakashi crossed his arms.

Sasuke got quiet for a second or two.” Saru (猿) as in monkey. Fēi (飛) as in fly. Zuǒ (佐) as in assist. And, uh, Zhù (助) as in help.”

How long will he keep this up?  Kakashi wondered.

“This could’ve been a call or a text.” Sasuke smiled.” Especially since you hate wasting time.”

“You’re right. Let’s get going.” Kakashi stood up and strode towards the exit leaving a very confused Sasuke at the table.

By the time Sasuke caught up to him, he was on the phone with Head Secretary Uzumaki.” Schedule a meeting with Development Team 4 at 2 PM.”

He hung up before turning to Sasuke with a smile.” Where do you work? If it’s on the way-”

“Don’t worry about it. It’s fine. Bye.” He watched Sasuke hurry across the street.

Fuck! If I go in I’ll only draw more attention to myself, Sasuke stood pressed against the hallway wall as he watched the meeting through the door. But someone was missing where is-

“Hey, Sasuke!” Suigetsu waved lazily at him before opening the door.” Didn’t know you were already back.”

President Hatake turned to them. Maybe I should run away and become a monk, Sasuke thought.

“Awfully late, Mr. Uchiha.” President Hatake greeted.

“I’m so sorry, sir.” Sasuke stepped into the room and hastily put his coat on.

“I’m going to need you to redo the ravioli.”

“What?”

“It’s too expensive.” Kakashi crossed his arms.” Lower it to 20%.”

Sasuke frowned and took a few steps forward before stopping and stepping back. He wasn’t about to pick a fight with his boss. “If you lower it, the quality-”

“Then improve the quality while lowering the price. That’s your job as a researcher.” Kakashi took a step forward. Then another and another.” Take responsibility. Lower the price. Don’t compromise the quality. The nutrition must be balanced. It must be packaged well. It must sell.”

Before anyone knew it, Sasuke had been backed against a desk. “Is that clear?”

“Yes, sir.”

President Hatake turned around and left.

“What’s with you today?” Naruto asked as he closed the door to Kakashi’s office.” Blew off your boyfriend and then scream at an employee?”

“I’m the President and I want them to redo it.” Kakashi took off his coat and draped it on the back of his chair.

“ Okay, but it’s unlike you. And the way you were treating Mr. Uchi-”

“Do you really have no idea who Sasuke Uchiha is?”

“Uh? Sasuke Uchiha is Sasuke Uchiha?”

“No, he’s actually-” Kakashi raised his voice before taking a deep breath.”Is Mr. Sarutobi.”

” What’re you-” Naruto let out a laugh before looking at Kakashi’s face. Naruto's smile fell off his face” Oh.”

“I’ve confirmed it.”

“You’re planning something aren’t you?”

“I’ll take my time making him regret lying to me.” Kakashi sat down.” He messed with the wrong person.”

Sasuke watched as President Kakashi tried the new version of the ravioli. He held his breath as he watched him chew. “Again.”

Sasuke sat alone at the company’s cafeteria, seriously contemplating quitting his job and becoming a monk when he took a bite of something. A lightbulb went off in his head. He stood up and hurried out of the cafeteria, lunch be damned. There was ravioli to be made.

President Hatake rejected that ravioli too.

At this point, Sasuke would rather try his chances in MasterChef or Hell’s Kitchen.

“Again,” President Hatake said as he carried on walking down the hallway.

“President Hatake!” Sasuke angrily set down the tray on the ottoman bench as he let out a sigh.

Kakashi turned to look at him. Suddenly he was almost chest-to-chest with Sasuke.

“Please give me a detailed list of how you want it so we don’t waste anyone’s time,” Sasuke said through gritted teeth.

Kakashi took a step back.” I- I want you to redo it until I’m satisfied.”

He turned back to the direction where he was originally headed before turning back around and stepping around Sasuke.

“You can’t reinvent kimchi,” Karin said as she watched Sasuke.

“I’ll just make some then try to make it work,” Sasuke mumbled.

“I feel kinda bad. Like I’ve kicked a kitten.” Suigetsu frowned.” This is almost torture.”

“Hey, guys,” Genma greeted as he walked in.

“What brings you here?” Juugo asked.

“I have a meeting with the marketing team so I dropped by,” Genma then turned to Sasuke.” Why’re you making kimchi?”

Sasuke just sighed.

“Oh, don’t mind me. Just sit down.” Chairman Hatake walked towards a table alongside President Hatake and Head Secretary Uzumaki.

“Good day, President Hatake, Chairman Hatake.” A couple of people bowed before leaving.

“What have you done to them? They’re all rushing out as soon as they see you.”

“You suddenly showed up. How’d you think they’d react?”

Sakumo rolled his eyes before turning to Naruto.” Are those the new products?”

“Yes. The vegan jjajang is almost ready for trial. The ravioli is being fine-tuned.”

“The ravioli? Weren’t they the last ones to start?”

“There was an unexpected problem.” Kakashi glared at a picture that showed both Chef Shiranui and Sasuke.

“What kind?” Sakumo turned to look at what his son was glaring at.” That’s Mr. Uchiha, right? He was acting weird when I saw him. Especially when I mentioned a partner. He was covering his eye, too.”

“Maybe he was afraid.” Kakashi walked away.

“Afraid of what?”

“I think he meant to say he’s afraid he’s hungry.”

“Then he should probably eat some ravioli.”

“How’re the preparations for the Founding Anniversary Ceremony going?” Sakumo asked.

“Just like last year, it’ll be at our hotel,” Naruto answered. Kakashi was too busy sulking into his food.” Mr. Yu Jae-seok will be the moderator.”

“Really?” Sakumo’s eyes lit up.

Kakashi looked up from his food to see a familiar-looking man walk in. Sasuke looked paler than usual and tired. Kakashi almost felt bad until he saw who he was with.

“I feel bad seeing you work on the ravioli. Again.”

“Don’t sweat it. It’s my job.”

“Let’s go out. My treat. I bet you’re sick of it.”

“Don’t. I want to see people’s reactions to it.”

Genma turned around and frown.” Well, there’s no one here.”

“What? It’s normally packed.” Sasuke turned around and immediately met Kakashi’s eyes. He glared at him. Sasuke turned back around and grabbed Genma by the arm.” You know what, what’s the point of being here if there’s no one? Let’s go out.”

Sasuke basically pulled him out of the cafeteria.

“By the way,” Sakumo asked.” Has Sarutobi-nim been busy these couple of days?”

Naruto choked on his drink.

But neither he nor his father existed at the moment. His mind and eyes had zeroed in on Sasuke as he left.

So now you date someone else. And you show him off? Kakashi pressed his fork into a ravioli. His eyes were still glued to the entrance of the cafeteria.

“Are you listening to me? What are you looking at?”

“Why are you asking about Mr. Sarutobi.”

“Because I want to see him again. He’s a very lively person.” Sakumo smiled.” Try to clear your schedule on a day we can all spend time together.”

“I’ll set up a meeting.”

“What? You want me to go?”

“Father wants to see you again and I can only clear my schedule that day.”

“I’m not free that day.”

“It’s a Saturday. You’re off work.”

“It’s a close friend’s wedding that day.”

“Send me the invitation.” Kakashi took a sip of his wine.

“Excuse me?”

“I’ll send some flowers and wedding gift cash as well,” Kakashi smiled. Sasuke wanted to rip the smile right off his face.” They’ll forgive you for not going.”

“Actually, I’m lying.” Sasuke’s hands gripped his knees as he looked down. He had to make it look convincing.

“What do you mean?” Kakashi raised his eyebrows.

“We might go bankrupt soon, so everyone’s working overtime. I don’t think I’ll be able to make it. I apologize.”

“I guess you’ll have to pay the penalty fee then.”

“I know it isn’t much, but please use it for the penalty fee.” Hinata handed Sasuke an envelope.

“You don’t have to.”

“I know.”

“What do I do now?” Sasuke ran a hand through his hair.” What if I go to the Aniversary Ceremony and someone recognizes me?”

“No one will. You look so different.”

Kakashi angrily cleaned Naruto’s apartment.

” Going bankrupt?” He placed some manga volumes back on the bookshelf.” So lying isn’t enough for you? You have to smack talk my company too?”

“Want me to order some food?” Naruto asked as he walked out of the bathroom, his hair still damp.

“It’s fine.” Kakashi walked over to the packages piled up near the entrance.” What’s with all the boxes?”

“Nothing. Just leave them there.”

Kakashi walked over to the pile and grabbed one.” Hyuga Hinata?”

Naruto rushed over to take the package away from him but Kakashi was faster.” The Hyuga Hinata?”

“Yeah… She’s my new neighbor.”

“Why are we going back to yours?” Sasuke whispered as they walked up the stairs.” What if we run into Secretary Uzumaki?”

“That’s why we’re taking the stairs. Just stay in character.”

Hinata opened the door that lead to the hallway only to find Naruto setting some packages in front of her door.

” Maybe I should get him an apartment to clean.” She heard him mutter. She immediately closed the door in Sasuke’s face.

“Mr. Uzumaki. What’re you doing in front of my apartment?”

“Your packages got delivered to my place.”

“Oh?”

“Yeah. You used the wrong address by accident.”

“I’m so sorry.”

“It’s fine.

“What’s that?” Hinata asked Sasuke. He stepped out of the bathroom in the spare change of clothes he kept at Hinata’s.

“I found it in a box and set it up.” He walked over to the couch.” It’s not like you to buy things and leave them laying around.”

“It was a gift from the guy on the floor below.”

“Why not unwrap it?”

“I don’t like getting things for no reason. Especially from strangers.” Hinata turned to look at the lamp.” He was hitting on me too.”

“I would’ve rejected it then.”

“I tried to. It sure looks pretty, though.”

“If you say so.”

Neither noticed the small, red light on the lamp.

“Good morning,” Sasuke mumbled as he walked in. Karin, Juugo, and Suigetsu all stared at him with straight faces, not even bothering to return his greeting.

“Morning? Yes. Good? No.” Karin said in her serious tone of voice that meant someone had fucked up big time. Her arms were crossed and her eyes disapproving.

“Sasuke, remember the renewal report for the bucket fish?” Even Suigetsu was serious. He was utterly, royally fucked.” There’s an issue with it. Check it again.”

“Are you serious?” Sasuke bit his lip as his face flushed.” I revised it three times.”

“Were you thorough enough or were you too busy with the ravioli?”

“No. I pulled an all-nighter so I could triple-check everything.” Sasuke’s voice was getting quieter and quieter.

He sat down and turned on his computer. It was taking too long!

“Working yourself half to death? That’s probably why you got the Mega Hit Award! Congrats!” Karin’s voice suddenly became lighter.

She, Suigetsu, and Juugo popped confetti while Sasuke sat there, absolutely dumbstruck.” What?”

“Yes.” Juugo gave him one of his warm smiles.

“Trust me, I heard it myself,” Karin said.

“You’ll get the award from President Hatake himself at the Founding Anniversary Ceremony!” Suigetsu grabbed Sasuke by the shoulders and shook him.

What?

Suddenly Sasuke was back down on Earth.

#fic: im handsome. tall. and rich #kakasasu #naruto #mj's writing #kakashi hatake #sasuke uchiha

[hatakaykacashy]

WHY is the uzumaki clan dead and scattered around

#I AM MAD #why dont we talk about it #its angry at naruto's unfulfilled potential hours #WHY DIDNT NARUTO GET ANGRY #arent u tired of being good #dont u just want to go APESHIT #naruto #uzumaki naruto #uzumaki nagato #nagato being an uzumaki was so unexpected #why couldnt we have explored that like sir????? #uzumaki kushina #uzumaki karin #YO NARUTO DIDNT TALK TO KARIN AT ALL BRO PLEASE #THE POSSIBILITIES #i hate all of u #o fuck i forgot about an ask about this from a few days ago #im in school tho so ill do it later #pls remind me if i forget thanks

[assortednarutoheadcanons]

If Someone Had Stopped Obito On October 10th

Kushina is still the Jinjuriki

The Uchiha Massacre never happens

Itachi gets out of ANBU and becomes a Jounin teacher.

Shisui stays in ANBU but mostly causes general chaos

Neji’s father is still alive because Kumogakure violated the treaty between themselves and Konoha and Minato, unlike Sarutobi Hiruzen, has a backbone and does not give in when the Raikage yells at him. 

This means that the changes to the Hyuga clan happen sooner.

In addition to this, Neji is less angry when talking with Hinata and is actually decently polite.

Sasuke becomes a Medical Ninja.

Naruto is decently smart (he has ADHD)

Naruto and Kiba are best friends.

Sasuke and Naruto get along decently but Sasuke doesn’t talk nearly enough to keep Naruto occupied.

Hinata is still fairly soft spoken but she and Naruto have some weird rivalry going on.

Sakura and Ino aren’t friends. They worked on a project together but Ino is a Clan Heiress and she has to work with Shikamaru and Choji.

That being said, Sakura is great friends with Naruto because she helps tutor him.

Ino is actually tamer than in canon. She quieter but still bossy to makes sure Shikamaru and Choji actually help her. Her mother, as previously mentioned in other posts, is an ANBU Black Ops and so Ino is decently trained in weaponry and combat as well. She automatically defaults to Shikamaru’s lead though.

Shikamaru is still lazy.

Choji is motivated and actively spars with Naruto and Hinata. Shikamaru and Shino usually watch them and keep score. Sometimes Sasuke joins to watch.

Because Naruto, Kiba, Choji, and Hinata have an after school sparring ring, Sasuke started his learned medical ninjutsu, which he learned from his aunt, to keep them from having to miss class the next day.

While doing that, Ino is actually working at the flower shop, training, reading up on clan jutsus, and generally having no free time.

Team 7 is still Naruto, Sakura, Sasuke under Kakashi, who is usually on time but is still super laid back like his canon self.

Team 8 is still Hinata, Shino and Kiba under Kurenai.

Team 10 is still Shikamaru, Choji, and Ino under Asuma.

Jiraiya is still a fucking creep. (I don’t like him btw, even if it’s a coping mechanism/mask). He does train Naruto as Minato can’t.

Also, Naruto resents Minato because he’s rarely home and Kushina is pushy to get him to learn Uzumaki clan techniques, which he doesn’t want to.

Ironically, Naruto hates ramen because he’s named after a common ingredient. It’s Kushina’s favourite dish though, so he’ll eat it, just not the narutomaki.

Also, Danzo’s on the run because Minato ordered him to end ROOT and when he didn’t, Minato tried to kill him but he just ran instead.

Itachi would probably become Hokage once MInato retires at like 40 to go back to training child soldiers.

#naruto #uzumaki naruto #uzumaki kushina #namikaze minato #minato #kushina #konoha 9 #Shikamaru #choji #Ino #yamanaka ino #nara shikamaru #akimichi #akimichi choji #uchiha sasuke #uchiha shisui #uchiha #uchiha itachi #itachi #sasuke #shisui #kiba #inuzuka kiba #hyuga hinata #hinata #hyuga neji #neji #danzo #sasuke's a medic #he was such a happy child don't tell me he wouldn't have become one

[actuallysaiyan]

Idk if I send my request before but hey...

Can I have angry sex with naruto where reader is dom and Naruto is sub ❤️

Word count: 1,319 Pairings: Naruto Uzumaki x Reader Warnings: Smut, slight dub con, rough sex, face riding, oral sex, unprotected sex, mentions of cheating, slight bdsm

You can feel your eyes target right on them. There in the corner of the club is Naruto and Hinata. You’ve always been jealous of her, but now you are seething. You are green with envy as you watch her try to put the charm on your man. How could he be falling for someone like that when he has you?

You march over there, ready to break up whatever’s going on. You stop in your tracks as you watch Hinata lean in to kiss your boyfriend. Your heart breaks as you watch him freeze up. It was almost like he wanted this to happen. He doesn’t pull away until he sees you.

“Fuck! No, wait! I can explain, dattebayo!” Naruto yells out as he watches you storm out of the club.

The night air is warm as you begin power walking down the street. Your apartment is close by and you cannot wait to just get inside and take a long, hot shower. Whatever you had with Naruto was now completely ruined and broken. So much for three years of a relationship…

Behind you is Naruto who is literally chasing after you and calling your name. You don’t even grace him with a glance in his direction. He’s swearing and trying to explain what happened back there, but you don’t want to hear his excuses. He’s always liked Hinata, but when he couldn’t have her, he just settled with you instead.

“Come on, please hear me out, dattebayo! I’m completely in love with you, I would never cheat on you! She kissed me, dattebayo!” Naruto continues, so you finally look over at him and you can see the tears in his eyes.

“Naruto Uzumaki, I never want to see your face again!” You cry out as you rush back to your apartment. What you don’t know is that Naruto follows you there.

Inside your apartment, you start to slowly take off your boots as you realize you’ve just finished your three year relationship. Your heart breaks as you think back on all the good times. Maybe you just need time to cool off before you make this an official break up.

The knock on your door pulls you out of your thoughts, and you almost slam it close when you realize who’s there. It’s Naruto, and he’s definitely been crying as he followed you back here. He pushes the door open and he slams his lips to yours.

You stumble backwards into the apartment from the sheer force of his kiss. You regain your footing as Naruto helps you stand up.

“You’re such a jerk, Naruto! I’m so angry with you,” You huff as he continues to try and kiss you, but you are turning your face away.

“Don’t say that. She kissed me! I’m in love with you, please understand that.” Naruto is trying his best to explain it to you, but you are way too upset to make any logical decisions.

You push him towards the door, but he just keeps kissing you. You are starting to melt into his touch a little bit, but you wanna make him pay for the way you are feeling. It was his fault after all, he went into the corner to talk to Hinata.

“Fuck you, Naruto!” You whine as you grab him and lead him to the bedroom. Naruto is confused, but he’s happy that you are no longer pushing him away.

This time, you push him to the bed and you climb on top of him. He’s grinning at you, but you just kiss him harshly.

“You want that whore? Or do you want me?” You ask him as you start to remove your dress.

“I told you, I want you!” Naruto says, but you just slap him. He holds his red cheek as he watches you undress.

“Shut up! You’re going to use that mouth properly!” You tell him as you get rid of your panties fast. You lean up to straddle his face.

“Make good use of your tongue, Naruto Uzumaki. I’m giving you one chance to show me you love me!” You command, and Naruto doesn’t reply. Instead he begins lapping at your pussy.

The wet sounds of his tongue on your pussy and how he’s just slurping up your juices are already having such an affect on you. Naruto licks your pussy like it’s the last thing he’s ever gonna taste. He wants to show you exactly how much he loves you, and he’ll do it by giving you so many orgasms.

“Oh fuck yes!” You cry out as you rock your hips against his face. Naruto groans against your wet skin, which makes you squirm once more.

“Show me how much you love me, Naruto-kun. Lick my pussy until I cum all over your pretty face.” You tell him. Naruto doubles his efforts and licks up your juices quickly.

He knows all the right spots and the right touches. You’ve taught him well. Naruto knows exactly all the right things to make you cum undone. He’s done this a million times or more.

You begin panting as his lips wrap around your clit and suck hard. The coil in your stomach snaps as you grind down on his face. You can feel your cunt clench around nothing as you cum hard. You cry out Naruto’s name as he just continues to lap up your arousal.

When you finally catch your breath, Naruto looks up at you with love and adoration in his eyes. You know that he loves you, and you are definitely wrong about him enjoying that kiss with Hinata. Naruto wants nobody else but you.

You climb down off of his face and give him a passionate and heated kiss on the lips. When you taste yourself on his lips, you realize just how turned on you are for him right now. You wanna continue to dominate him and just use him to your own pleasure.

“Take off your clothes, Naruto.” You command, and Naruto just does what he’s told.

You watch as he gets up from the bed and unzips his jacket. With every article of clothing he removes, the more aroused you get. You watch him with lustful eyes, and when he releases his cock from his pants, your mouth waters.

“Lie down,” You tell him as you snap your fingers. Naruto is quick to move onto his back on the bed.

You straddle him as your hand goes to line up his cock to your wet entrance. You tease him a little bit with your wet folds, and Naruto grunts every time he thinks he’s going to be able to thrust up into you but you always pull away at the last second.

Finally you allow him to enter you, and from that point on, you decide to ride him hard. Your hips grind against his as Naruto starts muttering curses under his breath. He doesn’t know how long he can last with you fucking him like this. His hands come up to your hips to help guide you with the pace, but you grab his hands and pin his wrists above his head.

“Who said you could touch me?” You ask him as you press harder on his wrists.

“Sorry, couldn’t help myself, dattebayo.” Naruto says in a breathy voice. He’s getting so close to his orgasm already.

Your hips continue to move harshly against him as you clench around his cock. Naruto is whining and muttering about how fucking good it feels to have you ride him like this.

“Gonna cum!” Naruto cries out as his hips bucked up against yours. His hot cum coats your insides as his cock throbs deep within you. You can hear Naruto cursing and calling your name.

Once his orgasm subsides, you slow down your hips and lean in to give him a soft kiss.

“You are mine, Naruto.

#writing #reader requested #bihwhatever2 #naruto uzumaki #naruto uzumaki lemon #naruto uzumaki x you #naruto uzumaki x y/n #naruto uzumaki x reader #naruto uzumaki smut #naruto #naruto shippuden

[theunrealinsomniac]

Going back to the canon that we care about (or were forced to sit through, at any rate), I have NS quiestioinis. What does it take for Sakura to stop feeling like a third wheel (given the context of that snow scene we don't necessarily love and then how she got KO'd at the end...)? And what does it take for her to convince Naruto that she's for real? That we can have nice things :')

Lol oh if we must.

To answer your first question? Do you want the meta answer or the in-story answer? Cos they're both different and the same but Imma be snarkier in one of them lol.

What would it take for Sakura to stop feeling like a third wheel?

Better fucking writing. Better utilisation of the main female character and less Kishi choking on Sasuke and the Uchiha's collective dick.

It's a recurring problem in the series from my perspective, too much focus on one character to the extreme detriment of the entire cast. Even Naruto's story suffers for it.

If less time had been spent on the truly convoluted story of the Uchiha we could have spent more time with the rest of the characters and given them more time to shine.

Sakura, in text, is the successor to Tsunade, she is certifiably a badass. She IS the equal to the boys and I will fight you right now if you don't think she could beat Sasuke 'I've never won a fight without caveats' Uchiha in a fight if she went all out.

The fact she is relegated to somehow not being their equal is bad writing at best and blatant sexism at worst. And yes, I will always be angry about it.

Now in the context of actual story?

Show her fighting alongside Naruto more and keeping pace. She could, we know she could. I would have put more scenes in where Naruto and Sakura fought as a team, trained as a team, worked as a team. Have them talk about things more like actual friends do.

Really cement that bond you know?

While I would still have the final fight between Naruto and Sasuke, because goddamn it if it isn't thematically necessary, I would have shown Sakura fighting like hell to catch up with them.

This would not be a Sakura who would stand back and let them have their pissing contest without trying to intervene. We saw that would be her approach in their Genin days after all.

And for your second and more lovely answer having question?

What does it take for her to convince Naruto she's for real?

Well in my works typically? A screamed confession, a hell of a kiss and then just hours of sex lol.

But I think the first one is the key part there. Sakura coming up to him all shy and bashful was very out of character, this is not a woman who is known for being demure, and we love her for it lol.

There should be screaming, tears, pleas for his stupid arse to fucking listen and 'oh my god why aren't you kissing me yet?!'s lol.

Girl is dramatic and it would be that which would make the dumbass that is Naruto Uzumaki to take her seriously lol.

Cos it'd be in character of her tsundere arse lol.

Thanks for asking!

#ask theunrealinsomniac #narusaku #yes i really do hate sasuke this much #he's boring to me #doesn't mean you can't enjoy him #but he's so fucking dull to me #anti-sasuke