#😐 why are they like that LMAOOOO

[seasicksilver]

local goddess thinks herself the most normal one in the room, is actually the most insane

#original character #OC art #digital art #digital sketch #artists on tumblr #sketch #doodle #my art #persephone (oc) #←placeholder name atm #bc the story she's in is very LOOSELY based off of hades&persephone #but tbh idk if i want to make it ....THAT obvious #but anyway she's so normal TO ME ☝️ #she/they pronouns for my bbg pls & thx #her & 'hades' are sooooooo t4t its insane #but also #😐 why are they like that LMAOOOO #i support trans WRONGS

[helianss]

i finished the part in zams latest stream where they made everyone sing and like minute singing california girls had me DYING of laughter hes so😭😭😭

#why has he been hiding that godly voice bro??? (/s) #im giggling #EVEN ZAM HAD TO LIKE MUTE ON DISCORD CAUSE HE WAS ALSO LAUGHING SO HARD LMAOOOO #HE WAS JUST SO MONOTONE IT HAD ME CRYINGGG #bro was just like “california girls were unforgettable😐😐” #EVEN IN THE PART WHERE THEY ALL SING CALL ME MAYBE IT HAD ME DYING YOU CAN BARELY HEAR HIM BUT HES WAS JUST MONOTONE UNDER EVERYONE ELSEE #i fucking love him bro #hes so interesting #that was actually such a fun and cool stream they need to do more stuff like that im actually crying #minutetech #princezam #helirambles #lssmp #lifesteal smp

[marlenesluv]

Hullo, hope you're doing okay. I was wondering if I could request a smau with Carlos.

Y/N is an upcoming but less known film scriptwriter and has a significant age gap from him (6-7 years younger than him). A lot of fans bully cause she's a struggler in Hollywood and not your typical model either. (she doesn't make the effort to look good for Carlos they say)

There is an Oscar winning film but her credit was taken away and fans finally support her (something dramátic like this idkk your choice!!) ty tho <3

Doesn’t Come Easy. (CS)

note: hi, i’m doing well, i hope you are too :) and yes, i love this sm!! i hope you enjoy! (no summary for this, j read the rec lol!)

pairing: carlos sainz x film scriptwriter!reader!fem. carlos is 29 and reader is 22.

fc: alani (alanikaii on insta)

warnings: fairly aggressive hate comments (happy ending tho)

masterlist here -> masterlist link

^ check my list for all posts! ^

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y/n.user: lots of work this week☕️📝

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carlossainz55: cariño❤️❤️

↳ y/n.user: ❤️❤️

user7: not the messy bun pictures 💀

f1wags: no one could ever make me hate y/n, wtf is wrong with you guys??

vroom99posts: the lack of effort she puts in to talking with the other wags, making herself presentable…why is he even with her?

user2: “work” is making up little movies? nope, babe

cschili55: facecard = 0

y/nhatepage: get this guy OUT. ain’t no way he’s happy with her…

user4: the way carlos doesn’t even defend her in these comments LMAOOOO

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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twitter:

Claire @claireblogsstuff8 •2hr ago

It’s about time someone made one of these threads:

Why we don’t like Y/n Y/l/n, Carlos Sainz’s girlfriend..:

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Reason 1: She makes no effort to look good for him or the cameras. The only clothing she wears to the paddock is jeans, sweats, tee’s, and tennis shoes. Other wags give us dresses, skirts, like?? Try harder.

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Reason 2: Y/n and Carlos have a 7 year age gap… This one speaks for itself………

Reason 3: Her job makes no money, shes mooching off Carlos. Being a film scriptwriter is great, if you’re actually good. Which she’s not.

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Reason 4: She makes zero effort to be friends with the other wags. As a girlfriend, you should try and connect with your boyfriends friends girlfriends. She just ignores them on race weekends and it’s rude and lazy.

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Reason 5: Y/n has no career in her field.

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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y/n.user: little 5 year old me would be so excited that i’m finally able to say: my film script that i’ve worked four years on perfecting is finally in the works and being casted and filmed!🥹 this is surreal. i’m going to go cry some more.

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carlossainz55: hermosa❤️❤️ you’re amazing. i love you

↳ y/n.user: i love you more carlos❤️❤️

user3: uhhuh….

landonorris: CONGRATULATIONS 🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳🥳

↳ y/n.user: TY LANDO!!!!

f1editpics: mmmm it’s gonna be soo bad😭

f1wags: GO Y/N‼️🫶

yourbsf: i’m so proud of you, i love you🫶

↳ y/n.user: i love you so much🫶

user5: mhmmm, we all know where this will lead😐 FAIL

formula1edit: nahhhh💀

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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carlossainz55: Where do I even begin? Y/n, my world, my bestfriend, my soulmate. Ever since we met in Spain 4 years ago, I knew you knew what you wanted. When you told me your dreams, you didn’t expect them to become reality. Yet, here we are. I’m so proud of you, cariño. Te quiero❤️

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y/n.user: carlos🥹i couldn’t have done any of it without you. te quiero, amor❤️

↳ carlossainz55: ❤️❤️❤️

f1wags: UGH they’re so cute idcccc

user8: i still don’t think it’ll be good. and when tf is she gonna up her game bro

charles_leclerc: congrats y/n!!

↳ y/n.user: thanks charles!

user1: the way this film will flop and then he’ll break up with her💀

cs0ln0: sloppy, yawning, boring

user9: naurrrr🤧

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

F1 Gossip Blog Post:

Goodmorning…I have no entrance for you, because I am shook to the core today. It has been about a year since Carlos Sainz’s girlfriend, Y/n Y/l/n, went to the movie premiere of the movie she wrote.

Today I woke up and saw something that shocked me! Last night, this movie won an Oscar, but Y/n was no where to be found. She didn’t attend the awards and she wasn’t even credited.

The petty “I don’t like her” needs to stop. We need to support her, she’s talented, smart, and yes, beautiful. Us, as fans, don’t know how hers and Carlos’ relationship is. Although I would assume pretty good… (via the recent paparazzi photos, lol)

Her credit being taken away is awful, and shouldn’t be glossed over. Sign the petition at the bottom of this post to support Y/n, and bring attention to the fact that this film happened because of HER!

sign here!

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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y/n.user: First off, I want to say thank you to Carlos for being the most patient, loving, and kind boyfriend. I see the “she’s not good enough for him” comments and the hate posts. Carlos doesn’t say anything because I simply don’t want him to. I can’t even count the amount of times I have to tell him to not respond. Judging a relationship you know nothing about is silly.

I also want to say thank you to the other wags for being patient and understanding with me. I do hangout with them, I just keep that private. Not everything needs to be aired out on social media.

A huge thank you to fans of Carlos’ that have supported me and my journey with this film. I appreciate all the kind messages throughout the process of writing and even now with the Oscars.

Thank you to my family and friends, for supporting me from when I was a little girl watching movies and pretending I was in said movie for a week straight, writing alternate endings and embarrassing you at theaters.

There’s nothing that can be done about what happened with my credit for the movie at the Oscars. It’s unfortunate, but true.

Oh, also, Carlos and I got a puppy. His name is Calvin, that’s all.

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carlossainz55: I love you, cariño❤️

lilymhe: here for you🫶🫶

landonorris: keep your head up, dude😁 miss you!

maxfewtrell: cute dog!! loved the movie too, goat film writer

francisca.cgomes: love you!!💖

charles_leclerc: amazing film, you’re so talented🙏

lailahasanovic: prettiest girl made the best film and is living her best life 🥰

carmenmmundt: keep your head up!! george and i send hugs🫶💓

danielricciardo: you’re slaying with this post💅

alexandrasaintmleux: ❤️❤️

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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y/n.user: back to writing🙃 #quentintarantinoishelpingmewiththisscript

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f1wags: yesss, queen!! so looking forward to the new script you write 😋

carlossainz55: bonita❤️❤️

↳ y/n.user: guapoooo❤️❤️

user3: i want the love they have

jvroom8: i like how everyone switched up on y/n, i’ve been saying she’s the best wag and no oneeee listened

tarantinouniverse: so excited for your new work!! the fact that you worked with quentin is so awesome!

zendaya: can’t wait!💜

↳ y/n.user: 💜🪩

moviecritic: y/n and zendaya?? duo i didn’t know i needed

landonorris: she’s busy writing guys💅📝

user7: living for your posts!!

maxverstappen1: DU DU DU DU BEST WRITERRRR

↳ y/n.user: ….what has gotten into him?

↳ charles_leclerc: 🤷‍♂️

↳ y/n.user: *cough* lestappen *cough*

↳ maxverstappen1: oh my

↳ alexandrasaintmleux: AHAHA i live for lestappen

↳ charles_leclerc: 😐

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

(reposts, comments, and likes are appreciated! ^-^)

#carlos sainz x female reader #carlos sainz #carlos sainz smau #carlos sainz x oc #carlos sainz x y/n #carlos sainz x you #carlos sainz x reader #carlos sainz fluff #carlos sainz fanfic #f1 #f1 smau #smau #fluff #f1 fluff #f1 one shot #f1 imagine #f1 fic #cs55 imagine #cs55 #cs55 smau #cs55 x reader #cs55 fluff #cs55 fic

[flynnriderishot]

screw up pt.2 - n.d

it had been a few days since yours and larray’s party and people were still posting pictures of the event.

you were lounging in your apartment, having just finished cleaning the entire place, when your phone started going off like crazy.

you had a ridiculous amount of people tagging you in something that nathan, the triplets friend, posted.

you didn’t get the opportunity to speak to the boy very much as chris was just too thrilled that his best friend was in LA and wanted him to meet literally everyone. you had spoken briefly with him after running into each other a second time, but that conversation was cut short.

you weren’t too upset about it, but you definitely wished you could’ve spoken more than just a few words with him.

you smiled at the post of you and nate that was no doubt taken by either chris or larray. you had an idea that if nick or matt took the photo, it definitely would have come out a little better.

your curiosity got the better of you, your thumb clicking the comments before you had the chance to stop yourself.

(if you aren’t white, i apologize. i’m not white either but it’s so much easier to find pics)

ynswife omg! they met ?!

sturniolosbae nathan knows yn? @/nicolassturniolo wtf?

>>> nicholassturniolo what’d i do?

mattswifey cool?? did he just call the yn ln cool? oh he’s def in love

>>> christophersturniolo 🤫

>>> nathandoe8 seriously?

matthew.sturniolo i’m cooler tho, right?

>>> nathandoe8 idk bro. she’s pretty cool

>>> matthew.sturniolo pretty or cool? 🙄🤨

ynslovely lmaoooo not them exposing him 😭

you hummed thoughtfully. quickly commenting a simple white heart under the post before exiting the app completely.

just as you were about to get lost in the dangerous world of your mind, a text message from nick startled you.

nicolas 🤓:

nate wants your number

huh?

nathan wants your number. are you hung over or can you just not read?

no need to be rude 😔

i was just confused.

why are you telling me?

it’s called ✨consent✨

do you just want me going around giving your personal information to anyone that asks?

id appreciate it if you didn’t 😘

but nathan’s your friend and i trust that you trust him, yk?

i don’t 😐

but if that means you’re ok with me giving him your number then ok.

okay :)

does that mean you’re ok with me giving him your number?

yes, nick.

while through text you could pretend you weren’t completely freaking out, on the outside, you were completely freaking out.

nathan was gorgeous, that much was obvious. so what the hell did he want your number for?

you weren’t given much time to respond to your own question before an unknown number messaged you.

hey, it’s nate

nick gave me your number. but i’m sure you know that already cause he refused to text me back until he got your approval.

lmao 😭

hi, nathan

hi :)

a word so simple, yet your heart fluttered as you imagined what it would sound like coming from his mouth.

im in LA for a few more days…

do you maybe wanna hang out before i go?

sure

just us, right?

if that’s okay with you?

i didn’t wanna sound weird 💀

it’s perfectly okay with me. what’d you wanna do?

i’m okay with anything

an indecisive person meeting another indecisive person

i’m from boston 😭 idk whats around here.

jesus, nate 🤦‍♀️

i’m sorry 😔✌️

it’s completely up to you. i’m willing to do whatever crosses your mind.

really? okay then…

we’ll go ✨thrifting✨

from the triplets couch, nate’s head fell back when chris read over his shoulder and gave him a supportive pat on the shoulder.

“good luck, bro. the thrifting world is crazy.”

#chris sturniolo fluff #chris sturniolo imagine #chris sturniolo x reader #matt sturniolo fluff #matt sturniolo imagine #matt sturniolo x reader #sturniolo triplets #nick sturniolo #chris sturniolo #matt sturniolo #nathan doe x reader #nathan doe #nate doe #nate doe x reader

[i4bellingham]

INSTAGRAM FILES: jude bellingham x reader x jamal musiala

SYNOPSIS: in which you and jude announce your break up and the events that soon follow after.

NOTES: please ignore the errors i made lol i freaking love doing social media au’s can you guys tell? 😍

twitter

yourusername

📍Bavaria, Germany

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yourusername froh, wieder zu hause zu sein ❤️ glad to be home again

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user1 YOU'RE BACK IN UR HOMETOWN !!!

user2 dortmund probably wasn't such a good place huh :/

alphonsodavies you should visit us at allianz arena soon!

yourusername will do phonzy!

user3 hasn't she just broken up with jude last month? 😟

user4 lmao she's been friends with musiala way before she even met jude 🤣

jamalmusiala10 lass uns bald mit den anderen losziehen ❤️ let's go out with the others soon

yourusername ja, lasst uns! yes, let's

user5 what on earth is happening 🙁

　

jamalmusiala10

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jamalmusiala10 herzlichen glückwunsch zum geburtstag an meinen seelenverwandten. du hast das grösste herz und die grösste liebe für jeden, aber es ist eine schande, dass nicht jeder das schätzt und sieht. denk immer daran, dass ich für dich da bin. ich liebe dich, nochmals herzlichen glückwunsch zum geburtstag ❤️ happy birthday to my soulmate. you have the biggest heart and love for everyone, but it's a shame that not everyone appreciates and sees that. always remember that i am here for you. i love you, happy birthday again.

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yourusername danke, bambi. ich habe großes glück, dich als freundin zu haben. cih leibe dich ❤️ thank you, bambi. i’m very lucky to have you as a friend. i love you

user1 JAMAL CALLED HER HIS SOULMATE AGAIN 😭❤️❤️

user2 atp i think we can say miss girl dated the wrong football player 😭😭

user3 he stopped calling her that (& vice versa) when she was still dating jude omfg my heart

user4 y/n l/n, through the eyes of jamal musiala 🥺

yourfriend lass uns bald zusammen essen gehen! let's have dinner together soon

　

footballwrld_ig

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footballwrld_ig What do you guys think? 🤔🤔🤔

Also follow us for more football-related updates, news and gossips!

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user1 lmfao that's literally jude and y/n

user2 jude cheated? 😟🙁

user3 man i used to root for them to last too ://

yourfriend just shows you can’t trust most guys these days 😐

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user4 that's so hypocritical of the girl lmaoooo 🤣🤣🤣 miss girl be upset that her famous and well loved man is cozying up with diff girls when she's out there flaunting her flirty ass relationship with her bsf 🤣🤣

user5 you're so fucking stupid harvard’s knocking at your door.

user6 the difference is that j*de did it while he was still in a fucking relationship. y/n on the other hand had been best friends with musiala since they were kids and continues to be the best of friends until now. if she decides to start a relationship with him why not? she's known him longer than she's ever known jude and truthfully, musiala acts more of a decent boyfriend than j*de ever was to her 😐

user7 user6 slay bestie. roast that fatherless bitch

　　　

yourusername

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yourusername and i still ride with my day one ❤️

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user1 that caption though 😍

user2 date night 🙊

yourfriend looking stunning my love ! 😍💋

yourusername i miss you! we should get that dinner soon when you're back!

user3 after their breakup went viral more football players started following her oh my lord 🤭

jamalmusiala10 ❤️❤️❤️

user4 WAIT ARE Y'ALL TOGETHER OR WHAT ?????

user5 lmfao u forgot jude that easily? 🤣

user6 it's been 7 months bestie move the fuck on

yourmom beautiful 😍

yourfriend2 the audacity to have to look this beautiful 😩

#☆ i4bellingham writes. #☆ jamal musiala #jamal musiala x reader #jamal musiala x you #jamal musiala fanfic #jamal musiala fanfiction #jamal musiala #☆ jude bellingham #jude bellingham x reader #jude bellingham x you #jude bellingham fanfiction #jude bellingham fanfic #football instagram au

[heavyhitterheaux]

Still Amazed

First Lady of Private Garden Instagram AU

Liked by y/ninsta, urbanwyatt, cozane, saweetie, dualipa, neelamthadhani, champagnepapi, and 3,901,853 others

jackharlow: Prettiest queen that I ever did see 😍😍😍

y/ninsta: jackharlow YOU SO CUTE BAE 🥺🥺

jackharlow: all pink everything including that pussy 😏🤭

y/ninsta: jackharlow imma smack the shit outta you 😭😭😭

jackharlow: y/ninsta I'd rather have you scratching your nails down my back 😏

y/ninsta: jackharlow that can be arranged

jackharlow: y/ninsta get your ass up here then 😒

urbanwyatt: NO! NO! AND NO!

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt hmm okay ya little hypocrite

normani: what did urbanwyatt do?

y/ninsta: normani rearrange this girls guts when we were in New York the other day and we heard everything

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta fucking payback

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt I was literally rooting for you. me and jackharlow don't give a shit. person whose body count is probably higher than triple his age 🙃

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta I feel that you're slut shaming me

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt I mean you are a little bit of a thot

druski2funny: y/ninsta LMAOOOO AYO!

jackharlow: no lies detected

urbanwyatt: yall some haters 😒

y/ninsta: oh have the tables have turned

druski2funny: urbanwyatt teach me your ways kind sir

lilnasx: druski2funny yeah because obviously what your ass is doing isn't working

urbanwyatt: druski2funny training starts tomorrow

druski2funny: urbanwyatt I need to pull y/ninsta

jackharlow: druski2funny you want me to kick your ass now or later?

druski2funny: jackharlow 👀

jackharlow: druski2funny NOW IT IS

saweetie: BITCHHHHH YOU MUTHAFUCKIN ATE THIS OUTFIT UPPPPP 😍😍😍

y/ninsta: saweetie thank youuuu bestie 😘

normani: I know your husband tore it up

jackharlow: normani I always do 😉

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta AHEM!!!!!

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt helped me with the outfit. love ya my bby 😘

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta I guess I love you back even though you are constantly terrorizing me 😐

neelamthadhani: y/ninsta always has urbanwyatt fighting for his life 😂

y/ninsta: neelamthadhani I DO NOT!

jackharlow: y/ninsta uh baby girl, yes you do. you about to make urban go bald 😂

y/ninsta: jackharlow I’ll just buy him some weed, he’ll be okay

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta 🙄

lilnasx: so y/ninsta you just out here stealing my wigs?

y/ninsta: lilnasx I think borrowed is the correct word lmaooo

druski2funny: lilnasx it looks better on y/n anyway

lilnasx: druski2funny your ass better not start because I will definitely be the one to finish it. ol biscuit head ass

y/ninsta: lilnasx can’t take your ass anywhere lol 😂

lilnasx: y/ninsta correction, you can’t take druski2funny anywhere

jackharlow: lilnasx this is true

druski2funny: why yall hatin on me?

y/ninsta: druski2funny because your ass is always doing something 🙄

brianharlow: jackharlow how you pulled y/ninsta I will never understand. still amazed to this day

y/ninsta: brianharlow OMG HI DAD!

jackharlow: brianharlow first of all, hello to you too and second of all WHAT?!

maggieharlow: brianharlow why are you in here starting stuff? 🙄

claybornharlow: no lies detected

jackharlow: CLAYYYYYY!

claybornharlow: only reason why I say this is because you would act slow as hell around y/n I guess because you were nervous. she probably thought something was wrong with your ass at one point 😂🤣

2forwoyne: yall should have heard the noise I just made because claybornharlow is 100% right

quiiso: yall remember the way jackharlow would always stare at her?!

jackharlow: quiiso my wife is pretty!

shloob_: jackharlow we know but you acted as if she was about to disappear into thin air like damn take a picture, it lasts longer

jackharlow: when did this turn into a jack roasting session because of how much I love my wife?

y/ninsta: jackharlow I love you too smush, they just jealous

claybornharlow: y/ninsta jealous of the fact that the two of you would literally always get in trouble? no thanks

y/ninsta: clayborn, if you say what I think you’re about to say, I will be on a plane so fast to choke you. idc if you’re my favorite Harlow child or not

jackharlow: y/ninsta HEY!

claybornharlow: y/ninsta the secret is safe with me and jackharlow stop hatin because your wife loves me more than she loves you

jackharlow: claybornharlow square the fuck up right now for that outta pocket shit you just said

y/ninsta: maggieharlow brianharlow come get your children

brianharlow: y/ninsta let em fight. let me grab popcorn first.

maggieharlow: BRIAN!!!!

y/ninsta: where’s my thot of a best friend at?

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta what?

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt see? I didn’t even mention your name and your ass came right up on here and answered me

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta because I’m your best friend and you literally just called me a thot not even ten minutes ago

y/ninsta: urbanwyatt and your ass never denied it, however, I could have been talking about druski2funny

lilnasx: y/ninsta IN WHAT UNIVERSE?! LMAOOO

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta only me and saweetie hold the title of your best friends so it could have only been one of us

saweetie: y/ninsta knows I’m only a part-time thot

jackharlow: saweetie what the hell is a part-time thot 😕

saweetie: jackharlow I only do thot activities part-time duh!

jackharlow: saweetie like 2 days out of the week?

saweetie: jackharlow more like half of each month

jackharlow: saweetie ain’t nothing part-time about that 😂

druski2funny: I’m kicking everyone’s ass

lilnasx: druski2funny I’d like to see you try

jackharlow: y/ninsta babe....

y/ninsta: jackharlow yes?

jackharlow: y/ninsta how do I put this lightly?

y/ninsta: jackharlow WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO?! AND I KNOW URBAN’S ASS IS INVOLVED SOMEHOW

jackharlow: y/ninsta it wasn’t me!

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta because yall always drag me into yall shit!!

urbanwyatt: y/ninsta piggy smalls and pork chop ate one of your stilettos or tried to at least. shits all fucked up.

y/ninsta: jackharlow urbanwyatt YOU TWO HAD ONE JOB. BE ON DADDY AND UNCLE DUTIES.

urbanwyatt: it’s jackharlow’s fault 

jackharlow: urbanwyatt we were supposed to watch one pig each!

y/ninsta: jackharlow urbanwyatt they both fucked up my shoe soooo?

jackharlow: y/ninsta just use my card and buy another pair 🙄

y/ninsta: saweetie bitch pull up, we’re going shopping 🥰

saweetie: y/ninsta SAY LESS! 

jackharlow: y/ninsta I’m putting your ass on a limit this time and you better not go over it

y/ninsta: jackharlow or... what?

jackharlow: y/ninsta fuck around and find out

y/ninsta: jackharlow if it involves me being faced down and ass up, I’m going triple over the amount you tell me to 😛

urbanwyatt: yall just... I don’t even have the energy anymore

jackharlow: y/ninsta prepare to not be able to move when I’m done with you

y/ninsta: jackharlow `challenge accepted

dualipa: ohhhhh jackharlow!

jackharlow: dualipa no. not now. not ever. no.

dualipa: jackharlow but...

jackharlow: dualipa give it up

dualipa: jackharlow she loves your brother more anyway

jackharlow: dualipa let’s fight

dualipa: jackharlow before we do, I need to get a taste first

jackharlow: y/ninsta GET HER

y/ninsta: dualipa did you get my invite?!

jackharlow: FOR WHAT?

dualipa: jackharlow for the dinner she’s having and y/ninsta yes! can’t wait

jackharlow: dualipa you need to stay 6 feet away from her at all times

y/ninsta: jackharlow baby stop being dramatic lol

jackharlow: y/ninsta get smart with me again and I’ll make it 12. I will have security on sight

lilnasx: who? druski2funny? he’s only concerned about the mac and cheese he missed last time. not the best choice

y/ninsta: lilnasx and don’t forget the peach cobbler too

jackharlow: dualipa you need to behave when you come to my house

dualipa: jackharlow I promise to be on my best behavior 🥰

urbanwyatt: jackharlow I don’t believe her

jackharlow: urbanwyatt me either

dualipa: jackharlow just one question

jackharlow: dualipa what?

dualipa: jackharlow does y/ninsta like it better when you eat her out from the front or the back?

urbanwyatt: and there it is lol

jackharlow: dualipa GET YOUR ASS OUTTA HERE NEOW AND SECURITY WILL BE WAITING ON YOU AT THE DOOR

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[fatuismooches]

you know, im a very gay guy who has literal no interest in women, and have a very special interest with dottore (im married to him)

but you know, i think arlecchino is so. you know. i dont know. there's just something about her that makes me wanna get on one knee and do everything she says like how i usually am to dottore.

i want her to card her fingers through my hair and whisper sweet nothings in my ear. i want her to hold me in your arms, even carry me in them because she's a very strong woman n carrying the love of her life is absolutely no burden to her. i want her to reassure me through tough times, and though her face remains expressionless, i know she deeply care with how close she holds me, letting herself be vulnerable to you, kissing you, loving you.

anyways thats all before dottore comes for my ass for cheating behind his back!!!! prommy will bring dottore next time theehee!!! just hope i dont get sad or ill hit u with another angst LMAOOOO GDUIEeEWIQUE

OMGGG KAI 😭😭 ARLECCHINO REALLY IS THAT GIRL. Go ahead and get down on one knee for her. Trust me she will find your loyalty and dedication very endearing.

She's so the kind of woman to absent-mindedly run her fingers through your hair while she's busy!! And then when you start getting restless and bored she starts whispering sweet nothings and promises to tide you over, and how can you not listen to her?? How can you resist Arlecchino when she's being so sincere and sweet? :( YUP YUP Arlie could pick you up like a FEATHER there's no doubt that she's extremely strong. She's the kind of woman to pick you up bridal style with ease every time! When she finds that you overwork yourself, she's lifting you to bed herself. Ah, but this also applies to getting out of bed. She will pick you up and carry you to the bathroom if she has to 😅 All with that same '😐' expression on her face.

And ouhhh,, her reassuring you. Why did that make my heart squeeze a lil bit. Yeah, comforting you isn't her strong suit at all but damn it, she's going to try. Sure, her expression is the same and does not betray her internal emotions, and maybe she can't provide honeyed words like other lovers could, but that doesn't mean she doesn't care! Arlie would let you cry or rant or whatever you wanted to let out into her shoulder and chest, all while stroking your hair and listening with an attentive ear. She would kiss your tears and wipe them away tenderly <3 And since she canonically likes tea and sweets!! I think she would so arrange a tea party for the two of you to make you feel better :(

HAHAHA CHEATING ON DOTTORE PLS 😭 All I can say is. If you ever have more Arlie thoughts you know who to talk to (me) And I will look forward to your Dottore stuff !! I love them dearly!! BUT I DONT WANT YOU TO BE SAD OKAY take care of yourself <33 *hug*

#smooches talks #moots: kai <3 #arlecchino love notes <3 #kai after dropping another banger in my inbox #we are all out here loving arlie fr

[shalikneez]

fourth wing thoughts (no spoilers):

while reading:

- MIRA IS HOT she reminds me of totk zelda

- xaden scares me lowk

- why is xaden so mf big. HUH?! enormous ginamanasaurus motherfucker. in my head he’s 5 foot 10 inches and sleeper bod. next question

- i know rhiannon is sexy. need more of her!

- omg chronic illness mc YES

- violet is so cool lowk like acknowledges her weaknesses ✅ improves herself ✅ isn’t annoying ✅ isn’t a bitch unless ur a bitch to her first ✅ smart as fuck ✅

- bitchass jack barlowe reminds me of nacho cheese doritos.

- dain more like DAMN why don’t u shut the hell up 🤣

- dain is so protective savior complex core like bro has no faith in her aaaahdhdh honestly i would have snapped sooner because like why is he always talking like she’s a child and needs to be saved

- xaden on the other hand is always hyping her up. which is great but occasionally he goes over the top imo . we get it ur down bad my guy

- she’s sooooo silly calling xaden out in public all the time

- so happy dain x violet romance didn’t last. he reminds me of chaol from throne of glass

- ngl thought violet was gonna be the whiny shy useless mc but the whole book up to 60% is all about her getting stronger and cooler and hotter and she’s confident and figures her shit out without complaining

- i loooove her and her sibling’s relationship. it’s so real ngl. book of brennan is so cute. brennan and mira, and mira and violet. i love them.

- violets armor from mira is so cool ik she looks hot in it. fan art better slay

- NAOLIN MENTIONED ‼️‼️

- if she says “rippling muscle” or “he’s so beautiful” one more fucking time—expand ur vocabulary girl 😩

- dain bruh stfuuuuu bro is so annoying he probs looks like this 🤓

- so many cliches but all the cool world building and shit balances it out so well like i don’t even mind that much

- yeah she’s gonna get a special dragon obvi

- i was right 🤭

- dragon descriptions make me 😁😁😁 it’s so httyd and so much detail and care put into it i love it

- dragon world building is so 💗💗

- tairn the dragon u are so cool to me

- i want a dragon

- i miss mira

- xaden is so cool. reminds me of a wolf

- TAIRN IS SO UNSERIOUS 🤣🤣 sarcastic ass dragon

- MATES LMAOOOO so sarah j maas coded

- LIAM IS SOOOO CUTE so puppy dog :) sawyer too

- oh the telepathic connections. it’s so sjm up in here

- telepathy aspect is cool tho i like how this author writes it <3

- why r the dragons getting hot and heavy 🥵 🤨

- omg kisss!

- MIRA OMYGOD I LOVE U I MISSED U SO MUCH MY WARRIOR QUEEN

- ngl around 70% it’s not as entertaining as all the deathly challenges and trials from the beginning

- omg violets power 😮 im a slut for opposite aesthetics

- oh. not a fan of the monster dick sex. uncomfy lowk. good for them though 👍

- ok politics. i don’t care that much.

- OKAY CLICHE DIALOGUE I SEE YOU it’s so weird i’m not even that bothered by it when normally i would be

- this is becoming more romance than death-defying war college stuff :/

- lovers quarrel. lovers share trauma. then lovers make up. idgaf!

- me when the romance book is romancing 😐

- basic adult romance dialogue! welcome back. how are you today

- more monster dick sex. how lovely.

- xaden’s muscles keep rippling. bro stay still!

- man what kinda sex is rebecca yarros having 🧐👁️

- omg plot

- omg TENSION! BETRAYAL! TWISTS!

- oh the climactic end-of-book battle. ngl none of these details are processing in my head. what fight?

- i know someone had to die but why that particular person. man :(

- i’m sure this battle and strategy and action scenes are so slay. i’m dissociating tho lol

- aw xaden likes her so much. simp

- CLIFFHANGER 😮

overall: i liked the first half better than the second half. first 50% was soooo addicting. i loved the world building and dragons and war college and challenges so much but i’m just not a huge romance person. like the romantic buildup is amazing but afterwards i’m just meh. of course there was the expected tropey/ cliche/ booktok moments BUT most of it was overshadowed by how great the other aspects of the writing was. i dissociated at the end and didn’t really feel attached to violet or xaden or even the dragons (this is a me problem) but i think the ending is great set up for book 2 (will probs give it a read). like u can tell where the book is going but then the author does something unique to make it a little different than other books in this genre, so idk how many surprises book 2 will have. the fact that i read this is in less than 24 hours says a lot though. i hope mira comes back :D

#fourth wing #violet sorrengail #xaden riorson #violet and xaden #rebecca yarros #the empyrean #xadenviolet #tairneanach

[firestorm09890]

Did Ienzo contribute to the invention of the Gummiphone alongside Chip and Dale?

Evidence for:

he’s very much collaborating with them on science™️ things already and they’d have to have met in-person to give him the phone no matter what so they’ve definitely interacted face-to-face

he’s a tech guy and the implication is that he DID invent the not-instagram that shows up in loading screens (he tagged his post with #testpost lmaoooo)

I wouldn’t be surprised if he had enough to be able to give phones to the newly revived Roxas and Naminé but he also gave one to Demyx… would Chip and Dale have given Ienzo a stack of phones and gone “give ‘em away to whomever you want” if he hadn’t helped make them

Evidence against:

Chip and Dale say “this gummiphone we made ya” and Jiminy says “Oh! You finally finished it!” so they were already working on it

Every journal entry relating to the gummiphone attributes it to Chip and Dale only (counterpoint: the journals are written in-universe by Jiminy, who isn’t omniscient, and who frequently updates the journal in real time when he learns new info)

“[post writer] always try and squeeze [Ienzo] in the narrative like their life depends on it FUKKKK … why [Ienzo] da bus driver all of da sudden 😐 …..”

#kingdom hearts #kh3 #ienzo #me post

[shimenawas]

IM ALSO FINALLY SENDING THE AKITO HC >:))) so plz watch this first 4 more context ^^

- so like what if instead of tsukasa, it's you who's on akito's back?

- Akito who was so confident that he was gonna be first place during the scavenger hunt, he's fast and basically all of his competitors lagged behind him.

- and since this was a scavenger hunt, akito had to stop in the middle of the tracks to see what he needs to bring to the finish line.

- this man, he just,,, visibly flushes and he's quietly staring at the piece of paper.

- he's just muttering, this is so dumb / who thought about this ?? so much so that mizuki catches up with him and basically goes ahead of him because of their easy item >:)))

- he grumbles while jogging towards ur team station, n tsukasa (what a good senior) asks what he got,,

- you're VERY surprised when akito turns to you and states, "get on my back."

- ?????????

- you almost fainted bc ???? literally you've had feelings for shinonome akito (since forever😞😞😞😞💔💔) but was afraid he'd reject u bc hes basically so cool and hes soooooo out of your league??? hello????

- "w-what?? akito what do you mean???" ignoring ur other classmates giggling n just hollering over this situation, akito huffs and just LIFTS YOU UP BRIDAL STYLE 😐😵😵😵

- "you talk too much." he mumbles and proceeds to just run with you in his arms /passes out/

- ena and rui def know what was on the slip of paper 🤭🤭🤣🤣🤣👊

- toya, an and tsukasa were all just cheering akito on bc omg that's kinda badass LMAOOOO

- anyway ur very tense whilst your arms were around his neck, AND UR ACTUALLY VRY CLOSE TO HIM THAT U COULD SMELL HIS SCENT???? omfg he smells so good passes out again

- in the end you kinda just give up n laid ur head on his chest, hearing the continuous thud of his heart (ur pretty sure it's from the running BUT I BEG TO DIFFER ITS BC OF-)

- in the end mizuki ACTUALLY trips bc they're so shocked that akito carrying you??? literally so fast.????

- FAST FORWARD TO THE END HE ACTUALLY WINS N HE GENTLY LETS U DOWN slams head against the wall

- you ask him again WHY THE HELL DID YOU CARRY ME???? "akito,, what was on the slip of paper???"

- "oh it was seatmate." and then he walks away.

- ????? WHAT

BASICALLY HE ESCAPED MORE QUESTIONS FROM U BC THE PAPER LITERALLY SAID SOMEONE U LIKED N HE DIDNT WANT TO TELL U YET >:(((((

♡ emu anon

i would like to add:

akito shinonome who's definitely trying his best to hide the fact that his heart is racing from the race and not from you being close— the same goes for his flustered and flushed face!

the younger shinonome sibling who immediately crumpled up the paper and hid it somewhere in his bag; ready to hide it's contents from his curious upper and under-classmen

and the redhead shinonome who just can't look at you with a straight face without being flushed because the memory of carrying you and being near you flusters him immensely <3

#━☆*:₀. visitor: emu anon ೃ #━☆*:₀. world of hatsune miku: colorful stage ೃ #project sekai akito #akito shinonome #akito shinonome x reader #akito shinonome x you #akito shinonome x y/n #THIS WAS SO CUTE I LET OUT A GIGGLE HELP #project sekai imagines #project sekai x y/n #project sekai x you #project sekai x reader #proseka

[mrhowells]

Smallville 5x01

Lana is truly in the trenches isn't she😬

DON'T MAKE ME CRY WITH JONATHAN X MARTHA MOMENTS

not the voice crack from Jonathan when he asks "can you help me get her out of here?"😭

Chloe is lucky she didn't freeze to death before waking up the snow💀

LMAOOOO Jor El is such a clown, just let Clark get Chloe home real quick and then come back like what's the issue???

"You must return to me before the yellow sun sets." "I'll be back. I promise."

yeahhhhh I don't think you will be back Clark, call it a hunch🤡

Lex took some gaslighting classes from Clark💀

"I figured if you wanted to tell me (pop culture reference I don't understand without subtitles) you would when you were ready. On your terms, not on mine." "You're a good friend Chloe."

now not to be that person but...

we all know who we have to thank here, right? We all remember who told Chloe to wait?😌😌

"What about Lana? Does she know?"

GIRL-

Yeah, he really doesn't look comfortable being called a superhero at this point.

"If more humans were like you, the world would be a better place."

let him know!!!!!

cute.

waiiiit I don't remember what happened to Lionel at the end of last season

Lionel in his oracle era apparently... good for him?

Okkk Lana is not playing

LOIIIISS

screaming crying falling to my knees

"put the nice man down🥰😇" LOIS PLS

AHJHSAJHS LOOK AT THIS💀

Uuuuh I see what Lana was doing there, smart

where's Jason btw, did he just get completely pulverized by that meteor?

Lex you need to give this a rest pleaseee😭

"Why do I get this nagging feeling you're being less than honest with me?"

The way that Lex manages to stay this composed even when he knows Clark is lying through his teeth tho

"If you're my friend, just tell me the truth."

I could turn this around and say if you're his friend, just let him be when he's clearly not comfortable👀

I get both sides honestly. CAN THEY NOT FIGHT PLEASE IT'S NOT GOOD FOR MY BLOOD PRESSURE

Clois hugggggg

(I'm really surviving on scraps here aren't I?💀)

OOOOh right he was supposed to be back before sunset😬

"You can get hurt now. You're vulnerable." "Isn't that what it means to be human?"

I just want to hug him this is so sad😭😭

"Clark, really you shouldn't have." "Actually, I didn't." "Too sweet for words."

LOOOOLL

"The doctor says I shouldn't talk too much." "... oh gee that's too bad😐"

"You were there for my parents." FYI THEY'RE HER PARENTS TOO NOW CLARK

Lois babygirl light of life don't leaveeeee

rip💀

Wait what??????

This is about the Genevieve thing right?

Making out right next to Jason's death announcement LMAOOOO

it's what that crusty man deserves😌

"No more secrets. No more lies."

I can't with this man, he probably really believes that there's nothing to tell now that he's powerless😶

LANA IN HER ALIEN HUNTER ERA WHERE'S THAT GIF I USED FOR LEX A FEW SEASONS BACK HOLD ON

Braniac hiiiiiii✨✨

Can I just say though, I can't believe Lionel is still such a big part of this show💀

like idc how good the actor is WHY TF ARE THEY GIVING HIM WEIRD ORACLE STORYLINES I DON'T NEED IT

#ellie's smallville thoughts #smallville #5x01 #clark kent #martha kent #jonathan kent #lana lang #chloe sullivan #lois lane #lex luthor

[sowthetide]

I saw the words If, Joffrey and Girl, in your previous ask and immidietly thought of And bless the daughter but fuck the family by dwellingondreams on ao32 that I read recently. And it was CRAZY GOOD??! The Joanna-Cersei interactions goes so hard. Especially with the whole younger more beautiful queen thing taking all she holds dear thing I just know internally Cersei’s probaly like ‘That’s Oomf but I low-key hate her 😭😭’

And I have yet to find a good genderbend Jon fic myself 1) Most of them are not my taste writing wise and 2) Those that I think ARE well written have Jon like you said act like a feisty she-dragon-wolf hot maiden who is hot or she’s just an object of desires for the men around her and by around her I mean any living man in Planetos ( i once remember reading a story where 14 years old girl!Jon was getting married to Oberyn and girl!Jon was thinking about how she didn’t need to shave because she had found or made a salve that dissolved all her body hair?? FORVER!!! and I was like ???? Then I continued reading of course ) And I have nothing against exploring incest in fiction ESPECIALLY in asoiaf like bear found on bear island…. But the girl!Jon/Robb thing doesn’t really hit because I think gay incest will always be better than straight incest,,,,Exemples : Aegon and Orys. Aenys and Maegor. Aemon and Baelon. Rhaena and Baela. The maiden vault girlies during the later years #keepingitlegal. Aemon The Dragonknight and Aeg-[GUNSHOT]. Umm what was i talking about again??

I totally agree that for a genderbend to stick the character should still have at least trace of what their original gender counterpart has like why is Fem!Jon not sulking , throwing little tantrums, being conflicted and feeling guilty every waking hour of the day :( like please make her a little bit emo please please please-

For ME! for a genderbend story to HIT, the character getting bended must have a 1) An Interesting and Very Fucked connection to BOTH parents that the gender thing can only worsen and 2) Also a Also Very Fucked Not Good Kinda Bad What’s Wrong With You relation to their gender and patriarchal norms in Westeros. Again, it’s asoiaf so it doesn’t really narrow it down that much( Mommy/ Daddy issues + not seeing women as people? That’s every bitch like ??) but I’m going on the basis that u understand my vision of like : Jon = decent/good. Theon,Joffrey,Maegor = GO CRAZY GO STUPID€/&/@1@

(Also genderbends only work on way for me because why would I turn a woman 🥰 into a man 😐)

Just read "And bless the daughter but fuck the family" and uhhh... 😵‍💫 Okay okay okay. Perfectly insane genderbend. Give it a read, y'all (and tbh all of dwellordreams' fics go crazy, so check 'em out!)

Warning: mean opinions incoming. I'm a nice person usually I swear, I just also enjoy hating sometimes. Firstly, I agree that most Jon genderbends blow ass. Oftentimes, "Jon" just seems like a female author self-insert for someone who thinks Sansa is too girly/lame. Which I wouldn't generally have a problem with (we're all just here for a good time, and one man's unbearable cringe is another man's life-changing magnum opus), but it makes it hard to find genderbends that do interesting things with the actual character, rather than just inventing a female OC and calling it Jon.

"i once remember reading a story where 14 years old girl!Jon was getting married to Oberyn and girl!Jon was thinking about how she didn’t need to shave because she had found or made a salve that dissolved all her body hair?? FORVER!!! and I was like ????"

Oh my god lmaoooo. Beyond the ridiculousness of that, modern values in ASOIAF fics is more than a pet peeve to me, it's like a... man-eating tiger peeve. For instance, I quite like "Adjust For The Wind", as it's what inspired me to write Sow the Tide, but it also has a bizarre bit about women shaving their legs & genitals. Like:

Southern ladies are expected to remove all hair from between their legs.

&

“If you decide to groom between your legs using a razor or a knife, practice on your legs first. You can also use walnut oil, or bandages soaked in ammonia in a pinch.” Theon frowned. “I… see,” he parroted Mordane’s words. “And what do I use to keep myself clean… um, down there?”

Like literally what the fuck are you talking about lmao. To say that this took me out of the fic would be an understatement. I was so bothered by this that I tried to find actual published sources, but there didn't seem to be any particularly strong answers (besides that shaved genitals were more common among prostitutes). Also, for anyone reading, you do NOT need to clean inside your vagina, and your vulva (outside your vagina) should only be cleaned with warm water and a gentle soap if necessary. A strange place for me to make this point, but I'm making it.

I also tried a Jon genderbend fic recently, except fem!Jon had purple eyes and didn't look like Ned at all??? Despite that being a critical aspect of Jon's appearance??? I was just so completely flabbergasted because this author changed almost everything about Jon's appearance and personality, but somehow it's still supposedly Jon??? Like that's literally just an OC. Worse, of all things to keep, they stuck with Jon's canon age of 14 in a fic based around a romance with a 22-year-old man (Willas Tyrell). Maybe it's just because I'm 22 myself, but my immediate reaction was literally: "hm. I think Willas should be beaten to death." Like the fic itself felt tantamount to character assassination of Willas 😭 I was even bitching about this (wildly popular) fic on Discord:

I just hope to god the fic writer was a teenager, otherwise it seems like they just took GRRM's creepy handling of young characters like Dany at face value. Westeros obviously has different values, but it's concerning when the author themself seems to buy into those pedophilic standards.

GAY INCEST WILL ALWAYS BE BETTER THAN STRAIGHT INCEST!!!!!!!!! 🗣️

lmaooooo. Also: "genderbends only work on way for me because why would I turn a woman 🥰 into a man 😐" <- REAL SHIT!!!!!!! You had me cracking up with that one.

Also also: "Aemon The Dragonknight and Aegon" SAY THAT!!!!!!!

Seriously. Let fem!Jon be a sulky, prickly, angry, kind, self-important little emo. Let fem!Theon be an ambitious, vain, insecure, proud, also self-important little bitch. A complicated relationship with one's parents is a plus, and a complicated relationship with Gender is a MUST! Bonus points if they're a crazy bitch in canon (Theon, Joffrey, Maegor, as you point out)!!! I've currently been thinking about fem!Maegor ngl... 👀

Anyway, thank you for dropping in. I'm probably gonna end up making a fun haterism server with goddcoward and some other homies, in addition to the more chill Quen sever. If that comes to fruition, join us in the silly complaint circle!

#ask #green rat (yes i'm still doing the unsullied names. mwah!)

[sunarc]

I’m glad you get it! Im surrounded by girls who a man is nice to them and they are suddenly in love with them and I’m like 😐. How can I be a feminist in these conditions some of these women are DUMB but yes like bri (hopefully it’s okay if I call you by your name!) all I want is a man with a nice dick who knows how to use and and their fingers and their mouth to treat me and spoil me and treat me like the princess I deserve but these men ain’t WORTH I’d rather swallow rocks than be with a guy who thinks it’s gay for a man to wash their face (yes a man has actually told me this. He thought it’d impress me. He was blocked bc I can’t deal with black men and their toxic masculinity bullshit as a fellow black female like I can’t I can’t I can’t if I get told one more time “I’d be so much prettier” if or “you need to act blacker”imma lose my marbles 🥰)

OMGGGGG I feel you like the girlies be down bad for these loser ass dudes!!! like why tf would I lower my standards for someone who doesn't even know how to wipe his ass properly. Like I want someone who's gonna spoil me lmaoooo idc if people call me a gold digger or whatever I know what I'm worth!! and that whole "you're pretty for a darkskin" or "you talk white" like wtf does that even mean you can go to0 hell before anything else

#bri.loveletters💌 #from: sweetheart anon

[marlenesluv]

ello bby i was wondering if u could do a smau of oscar piastri x gf (@jazmynmakenna) and shes OBSESSED with the lego movie and lego ninjago (theyre straight up the funniest movies ive ever seen)

Legos and Laps. (OP)

hi lovee!! and omg yes, i love lego everything, so this was so fun to make. i hope you like it! (i need to watch lego ninjago!) also the title is supposed to be like, cute, but it’s not, but pretend it is, guys!

fc: jazmynmakenna

pairing: oscar piastri x fem!reader

warnings: slight suggestive pics i guess

masterlist here -> masterlist link

^ check my list for all posts! ^

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y/n.user: get you a bf who takes your love for legos seriously🧡

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oscarpiastri: i love you and your lego obsession❤️

↳ y/n.user: i love youuuuu❤️

user2: ✍️get a bf who will support my obsessions✍️

piasstrifppp: you guys are genuinely the cutest ever wtf

landonorris: the lego obsession is out of this world

↳ oscarpiastri: so what?

↳ landonorris: 🙄

mclareneditss: AWWWW that’s way too cute

user7: the way he is happy to pay all the money to get her lego sets and make experiences for them to watch the movies 🥹

mclaren: hey, y/n!! are you fairy batman or regular batman? we could see oscar being either!

↳ y/n.user: hi! i’m regular batman, oscar’s is the fairy

↳ oscarpiastri: no its not. yours is the fairy😐

user4: LMAOOOO MCLAREN ADMIN STIRRING THE POT

f1wags: lego loving wag💗

carmenmmundt: the way you match regular batman🖤

↳ y/n.user: this is why i chose regular batman! oscar is just fairy batman coded

↳ carmenmmundt: fr!!!!

↳ oscarpiastri: @georgerussell63 make your gf stop making fun of me

↳ georgerussell63: no thank you. besides, your gf is doing it too

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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oscarpiastri: she’s the nya to my jay❤️‍🔥

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y/n.user: 😭i’m😭not😭crying😭you😭are😭

↳ oscarpiastri: don’t cry🧻

↳ landonorris: toilet paper?

↳ oscarpiastri: they don’t have a tissue box??

↳ y/n.user: i’ll take the toilet paper

f1updates: WOW hearts = melted. me = single = sad

op81fp: the way the first pic of them matches jay and nya in the second

vroomedits3: they are sooo jay and nya coded

user3: the pic of y/n in her cowboys boots? LOL

↳ f1fp777: i think it’s from austin lolol

logansargeant: best f1 grid couple 😝

↳ y/n.user: thanks logan 😝

↳ logansargeant: you’re welcome 😝

user6: i love how y/n is j friends with half the grid now bc of oscar

↳ opy/n81: y/n met logan before f1! and she met a few other before oscar was in f1 when he was with alpine lol. but they are so cute

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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y/n.user: the middle pic is me and oscar if you even care

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oscarpiastri: it literally is

*liked by creator*

f1wags: y/n 🤝 lego franchise references

charlottesine: you guys are so cute, miss you!💗

↳ y/n.user: ty cha☹️🩷i miss you too!

logansargeant: im lego batman, if you even care

↳ oscarpiastri: right

user8: im never gonna get over how they are literally soulmates

lilymhe: y/n x lego collab when?

↳ y/n.user: 😫😫 literally

papayafampics: our papaya parents are top tier

mclaren: favorites!!🧡

y/nfp1: motherrrrrr

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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y/n.user: australian gp dump🇦🇺❤️

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oscarpiastri: i kinda look like that lego guy….

↳ y/n.user: EMMET

↳ oscarpiastri: sorry, i kinda look like emmet

↳ y/n.user: yeah

f1wags: THE FOURTH PIC😭☹️🥹

prattprattpratt: emmet!

↳ y/n.user: omg chris!!!!

charlottesine: cuteeee🔥💗

*liked by creator*

user4: our lego obsessed queen!!!!!!!!!!

op81editsss: i live for oscar and emmet looking like twins here

y/nsfp1og: naturally a stunner

legoquotes: our fav lego lover😋

logansargeant: not sure why i’m not in this dump but okay

↳ y/n.user: quit whining i’ll post you later, drama queen

↳ logansargeant: exCUSE ME

↳ landonorris: you’re excused….brah

↳ logansargeant: i’m not your “brah”

↳ oscarpiastri: iconic!

user8: is the second pic you or oscar? cuz it could rly be either

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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oscarpiastri: australian gp, legos, and … that’s it!

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y/n.user: 😳😳

↳ oscarpiastri: oooopppsssieee

papaya481edits: oh my gosshhhhhh

opy/n8: logan got his pic!

user3: HELLO?????? you can’t just show us two cute and innocent pics and then the THIRD ONE

f1wags: y/n’s lucky fr

logansargeant: i got posted….but with this selection?

↳ oscarpiastri: he grateful

ln4quadedit: okkkkk we see you oscar. shy driver is getting a little bold lately

f1editpage: i cant unsee that (i don’t want to tho)

user9: OH MAN

landonorris: im sure mclaren will LOVE that you posted that on your main instagram, you muppet

↳ oscarpiastri: idc

↳ landonorris: 🙄wtv

mclarenposts: sassy teammates

.・。.・゜✭・.・✫・゜・。.

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[tiredandsleepyx]

milo september 20th spoilers and thoughts

What a man of his word mr GREER is

His mom wouldn't even let him play with an ouija board growing up asfdsghj

"I'm tryna put it back— oh there we go— you stupid little—"

"Fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck fuck all of you what the fuck is that"

"What why are you already given me shit? This is my desk, am I not allowed to look at my own fuckin desk?"

"I believe it said I CAN use that here 🤨💅"

"Why do I have to walk backwards?? Nothing good comes from walking backwards"

"Please stop looking at me like thatttttt"

"Can I sprint with the body? That's a little morbid"

"I don't even like that a little bit. WHO MAKES A GAME ABOUT DEAD BODIES"

"Wire the jaw shut. what. WHAT."

"Oh I dont like anything about that sentence— hammering setting needles in the b—"

"Moisturize the skin of the deceased… is that before or after I go in with the needle?"

He doesn't like teeth shit LMAOOOO

"Stop making me do this shit I don't wanna do this shit"

"Oh yeah all better now" 😑

"What? What? Oh look the gangs all here"

"I dont wanna continue I dont"

"Checmical haha"

"Make an incision in the carotid artery and jugular vein with scalpel— do I have to 😭"

"That is a very ominous picture of your grandmother"

"Is this your apartment? Where do you sleep? On the couch? This is a very sad sad apartment"

"I think that means pick up. Dont you dare fall— dont you dare fucking fall"

"You know what rebecca I dont think that's the case— rebecca no"

"Alright the game really said you wanna play bitch let's fucking play"

"You need to fucking go rebecca"

"Stop calling me you stupid bitch, you didnt even pick up that thing you said you would"

"Rebecca 😐" count: 16537272

"Uh huh, uh huh, uh huh, uh huh… yeah real fuckin simple "

"No not whatever. Dont you tell me whatever rebecca. I'm the one in charge here right now." My little sigma male 🤗😍

"I'll sprint through this nasty ass hallway"

Dont make me do this count: 9546367

"Dont you fuckin look at me cordell:

"I dont wanna check him out you seem like a nice guy it's a damn shame you died so young but I dont wanna fuckin do this"

"I never thought the fuckin day would come when I would be missin prey. I miss prey so much right about now"

CHRIST ON A FUCKIN CRACKER LMAOOO

"Dont fuckin cheerfully beep at meeee"

"Goddamnit I wish I could right about now:

"Okay—okay— that shit just told me to s— okay"

"Please dont— please dont do that maybe we could not do that"

Not his voice wavering stop hes gonna cry

"Cool great now were getting possessed love to see it love to fucking see it"

"I dont understand what the hell is wrong with people who like this shit. what is this. And if you dont stop fucking laughing at me this is NOT funny. You are a literal fuckin BEAST from hell. No— no you do NOT get kisses. You're never getting kisses again I cant stand you. I cant fuckin stand you right now" the way he laughs when he says all that 💞

Him ignoring the phone until it gets annoying lmao

"Oh look we've already got an incision how delightful"

"Yup nice and moisturized buddy (ireallydontlikethishesgonnawakeuphesgonnagrabme)"

HE MISSED AN ENTIRE FUCKING DEMON IN THE DOORWAY SCARED THE LITERAL DOGSHIT OUTTA ME

it's the way Milo scared me more than the fucking demon in the background asdfhsgaff

"Is this how I can end this early though? Can I just go down there and fuckin die? Is that a choice? Is that an option?"

Rebecca- that's not it

Milo- are you sure its not

Rebecca- I cant use that here

Milo- but maybe you can try

Not him bringing up desolation of smaug lmaooo 

The way Erik's scream made me jump while I was doin my art hw

"Gimme the sigil gimme the sigil gimme the sigil"

Guys I'm sensing Milo doesn't like tooth stuff

"Yeah there we go you heard the lady"

Hallucination/vision time YAYYYY

"If you think I'm gonna answer that phone you've got another thing comin. You're outta your damn mind"

I swear that scary water demon lady gets me every time I watch a playthrough like ong I fucking jump

The sigh and the pop followed by the "I dont like thisss" was cute

"Yep thunder and lightning, boo"

Not him begging not to have to moisturize helpppp

"Oh my god dont talk to me through the dead body"

The game made him go mad hes raving like damnnnn

"I'm gonna stop you right there raymond" lmaooo the sass

"Prey would be a fuckin gift" and his rant about not liking sweetheart was hilarious AND THE KISS AT THE END HES SUCH A CUTIE I LOVE MILO SM AND I CANT HES LITERALLY SUCH A DELIGHT 

#redacted asmr #redactedasmr #redacted audio #redacted milo greer #redacted milo x sweetheart #redacted sweetheart #redacted milo #redacted gamebois

[hoodharlow]

Jack’s high school crush. DAYUMMMM so what I’m hearing she a day one 🤭

"The one and only." He grinned, opening his arms. Y- I- I wanna say I can’t believe you js says that. But you are truly corny my love 😭

After that he and his close friends were going to go to a strip club called Club Mystique for a small after party between the guys. You gon see yo girl sooner then ya thought Jacky 👀

'UofL 2020'. Jack frowned. Why would she have the University of Louisville in her bio when she was at Stanford. Hmmm mind ya business 😐

“What's the move after this?” a girl that wouldn’t leave Jack’s side asked. Bitch…The move is for you to MOVE yo ass somewhere else 🫶🏽

The whole night she acted like she was friends with people, eventually getting a seat next to Jack. Babygirl is dedicated,I’ll give her an A for effort

“Oh my god, she’s such a fucking slut.” the random I’m sooo confused on who invited this wannabe ass bitch into the conversation 🤨 and WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A SLUT U DESPERATE HOE?!

“Who the fuck are you?” Urban asked, taking his blunt from her. “No one knows who the fuck you are. Please don’t fucking insert yourself in a conversation that wasn’t directed to you.” MOTHAFUCKIN PERIOD TELL HER URB!! PUT THAT RAGGEDY BITCH IN HER PLACE!!

Jack sat up and rested his elbows on his knees. He was absolutely blown away by her. He watched her as she gave him her back once more and tossed her hat in the. She repeated the same hip rolls this time giving Jack a spectacular view of her ass. She crawled backwards until she reached the pole. She stood up, still with her back to him, and removed her vest, tossing it to the side. Shit I’m mesmerized to 😭 the way I’m imagining this is wowww

Had he known he’d be there daily. BYEEEEEE 😭 honestly…same tho 👀

“Hey, that’s the name of my album.” he said, trying to lighten up the mood. Now is NOT the time bookie 😕

She hugged her knees crying even harder. She never felt so humiliated in her life. Aww babe it’s okay 🥹 trust that white man is nothing to be embarrassed in front of

He gave her false hopes, tricking her into giving him all her family’s savings to do some paperwork to bring them back. It wasn’t until a month later that she realized she was scammed. BLANCAAAA U GOT ME OVER HERE BAWLINGGGG FR 😭🥹🥲

A year had passed until her parents found out worked at the strip club through one of the church’s deacons, Uhhhh what was one of the CHURCH DEACONS doin at a damn club 😭✋🏽

 DAYUMMMM so what I’m hearing she a day one 🤭 alexa play 9th grade

Y- I- I wanna say I can’t believe you js says that. But you are truly corny my love 😭 lmaoooo

You gon see yo girl sooner then ya thought Jacky 👀 no fr like hold your horses

'Hmmm mind ya business 😐 fr like if it doesn't affect your life then don't question it

Bitch…The move is for you to MOVE yo ass somewhere else 🫶🏽 thw way I CACKLEDDD

Babygirl is dedicated,I’ll give her an A for effort like loser behavior

I’m sooo confused on who invited this wannabe ass bitch into the conversation 🤨 and WHO THE FUCK ARE YOU CALLING A SLUT U DESPERATE HOE?!“Who the fuck are you?” Urban asked, taking his blunt from her. “No one knows who the fuck you are. Please don’t fucking insert yourself in a conversation that wasn’t directed to you.” MOTHAFUCKIN PERIOD TELL HER URB!! PUT THAT RAGGEDY BITCH IN HER PLACE!! you and urban sharing a brain <333

Shit I’m mesmerized to 😭 the way I’m imagining this is wowww i got inspo from a gifset my friend made

BYEEEEEE 😭 honestly…same tho 👀 he'd go broke lmao

Now is NOT the time bookie 😕 he was feeling a lil goofy

Aww babe it’s okay 🥹 trust that white man is nothing to be embarrassed in front of like <///3

BLANCAAAA U GOT ME OVER HERE BAWLINGGGG FR 😭🥹🥲 i'm sorry bby 😭😭😭

Uhhhh what was one of the CHURCH DEACONS doin at a damn club 😭✋🏽 no bc the hypocrisyyyy

tyyy for reading, your reactions were worth the wait <3

#awhoere4more 😌😌😌 #iwssa thoughts