#😐😐😐I’m fucked

[what-in-procrastination]

i’m just yelling to the void here but does anyone have any cool fun ways to talk abt how asexual I am on a date

#I cannot BELIEVE I agreed to this #do I want to go? yes #have I been freaking out bc I don’t understand straight ppl? very much so #how to be like absolutely do not touch me but in like a fun and chill way #😐😐😐I’m fucked #I have never felt more queer in my life and it is weirdly affirming while also a logistical nightmare #asexual #acespec #asexuality #how do I an adult explain to another adult that my sexuality is no thanks #but that I still want to vibe it out #is it even fair to ask another adult to let me vibe it out #it’s just that I had no interest in vibing it out as a teenager so now I’m an adult who doesn’t fucking know shit #and doesn’t really want to?? except that all of a sudden maybe I do?? #fucking christ #also no one is gonna read this but I for some reason need to defend myself—we’ve been coworkers for almost a year #which is how I got myself into a situation where I agreed on a date but that stuff didn’t come up #like it’s not like we met on a dating app or something and I didn’t state my fucking intentions or whatever we’re FRIENDS #he knows I’m queer but not the specific flavor

[vicsy]

Fernando Alonso and Lance Stroll for Boss.

#the way Nando did this for me #mafia boss man and his princess dressed in the best #like I’m legitimately losing it at these visuals #Nando looks sleazy and villainy and confident and hsiwidhdudi #Lance is like 😐🧍🏻 #helmet photos FUCK so hard #just the way Nando and Lance will #I could write essays about this but MY CRIME AU IS GETTING FED #SO HARD!!! #thank you thank you thank you #fernando alonso #lance stroll #strollonso #Nando #fernando/lance #f1 #boss

[tryingonametaphor]

my villain origin story is these being sold as NFTs instead of physical figurines

#fuck you funko pop #why would you do that #i’m so MAD #byler #stranger things #thoughts #cleradin #THE HEART SHIELD AND THE HEART STAFF #IT WOULDVE BEEN A PERFECT FIGURE #i thought we left nfts behind in 2022 😐

[bikananjarrus]

NO NO NO BUT THE “tell me why” “you don’t want to hear why” and their little laughs—THEIR LAUGHS!!!!! UR JOKING!!! and the “but you have no one to say it to and maybe that’s the most unfair part of it. you say it, and i will listen.” THROWING UP!!!!!!! SICKENING!!!!!!! He probably knows exactly what she’s going to say BUT HE WILL LISTEN!!! and the way that they haven’t been looking at each other at all, they can’t look at each other, because that will be giving in and they can’t be together, and she stays looking at the wall but he turns to look at her, just a little, when he says, “his mother raised him well” I’M GONNA WALK INTO TRAFFIC SHUT UP SHUT UP SHUT UPPPPPP

#IM SO DEEPLY UNWELL #and when he looked over at percy and the thunder boomed………. fucking uncalled for. #also the subtitles reading [thunder rumbling] after they laugh #a warning from zeus for poseidon showing even a smidge of happiness. i’m Gonna be sick #all of Sally’s other scenes this ep were um. um……. yeah no 😐 #but THIS SCENE!!!! #sally jackson #poseidon #posally #pjo #pjo spoilers #pjotv spoilers #pjotv

[thejudgmentdays]

STOP LMFAO

[via livinripley on twitter]

#the judgment day #wwe #rhea ripley #dominik mysterio #damian priest #finn balor #i’m not tagging jd. with peace and love #she said ‘get the fuck out of our shot this isn’t about you 😐’ lmaooo #damian 🤝 rhea 🤝 all of us

[tchaikovskaya]

There are some things that will simultaneously humiliate you as being undereducated and expose you as a French Speaker (derogatory), or vice versa in French as an Anglo. and one of those things is when you fail to correctly spell something with a double consonant when neither language’s phonology has gemination.

#I’m sorry for not knowing how to spell the word marriage without spellcheck alright !!!! #another thing is the -isé suffix #which I as an american reflexively spell -izé #in terms of pronunciation there’s no fucking difference but it’s like AMÉRICAINE 🫵😐

[sentientsky]

i was playing around with doing quick little portrait drawings (i.e., setting a timer and scribbling away like an idiot for 45s) and I need I u to see this utter ✨masterpiece✨

#I’m so sorry this was funnier in my head #it was like 2 am when I did this and I thought it was the funniest fucking thing #but now it’s three in the afternoon and I’m like hmmmm 😐 mkay #anyway #shitpost #good omens shitpost #gomens 2 #gomens #Crowley art #my art #Crowley #final fifteen #no nightingales #David tennant #go2 #good omens #ineffable husbands #good omens 2 #aziraphale #aziracrow #ineffable lovers #ineffable wives #good omens season 2

[nyxie-e-e]

GAVIN QUOTES THAT I HAVE ROTTING IN MY NOTES APP BECAUSE I LOVE HIM SO MUCH

S/N: He (along with Milo and Guy ofcc<33) is the reason why I know what healthy love looks like

- [ ] “How should I fuck you tonight?”

- [🥺 ] “What I want right now is for you to be happy”

- [ ] “You can do anything you want to me, Deviant”

- [😍 ] “Call it arrogance but i know my appeal just as i am”

- [ ] “I don’t want easy. I want to be a person. My own person”

- [🥺] “Being alive and living are two different things”

- [ ] “I might not check the box for every single person out there but I don’t want to”

- [ ] “You get to decide which parts of yourself you get to share with other people”

- [ ] “I don’t take that trust lightly and it is reciprocated”

- [ ] Thank you for trusting me… and for letting me know that I’m fucking another guy’s charge”

- [🥺😭♥️] “You can set the world down now. That doesn’t make you a failure that doesnt make you weak there isn’t a finish line you didn’t get to, there is just your life stretched out ahead of you. There are people in your life who care about you”

- [🥺😭♥️ ] “We’re here for you. I’m here for you” *hugs* it’s gonna be okay you’re okay. You don’t have to be everything for everyone. You matter to and it is not selfish to admit that”

- [ ] “This is not you breaking this is you taking control. This is you redefining your circumstances instead of letting them control you”

- [ ] “It’s time to start living”

- [ ] “I know I’m awful but would you want me if I was anything else”

- [🥺 ] “You’re not alone. You don’t have to do this alone anymore”

- [😭 ] “You honor me by letting me see this side of you”

- [😭😭 ] “Because i don’t want the words the impact you’ve had on my life to go unheard”

- [☺️] “You know all of these things but i like saying them”

- [*crying cat meme*] “Cherished words that carry my love to you and hold you in blissful rest”

- [🥺] I want you to have peace, so my words bring you peace. It’s that simple and it’s nice for something to be simple for a change

- [🥺 ] But you held on. You made space. You asked me to step into that space.. no one ever asks me for that

- [🥺♥️ ] “You are loved and loving and what you do matters so very much”

My love🥺

#I honestly never thought I would simp so hard for him LMAO #when I first listened to him I was like 😐 #but now I’m like 🥺😩😭🥰😍♥️ #y’know? #I relate to freelancer a lot and there’s just something about Gavin’s words and the way he carries himself that just does it for me #OMG I CANT BELIEVE I DIDNT ADD THE SPACE BETWEEN MY STARS QUOTE AAAAA THAT ONE TOOO^^ #ALSO ALSO WATCHING WELL IG LISTENING TO HIM BE HIMSELF FULLY WITH THE DAMN CREW IS SO FUCKING BEAUTIFUL LIKE AAA HE IS SO PLAYFUL & FLIRTY #I love his confidence so much #I also love how gentle he can be though 🥺 #THE WAY HE CONFESSES HIS LOVE 10000000 TIMES IS JUST AAAA I LOVE ITTTT #OKOK THIS IS GETTING LONG #redacted asmr #redacted audio #redacted damn crew #redacted freelancer #redacted gavin

[mattodore]

this is matthew and he thinks sex is disgusting

#he would never ask someone to smack him in the face as hard as they can he thinks that's SICK !!! #river dipping #matthias evanoff #echthroi #ts4 #the sideburns levitating an inch off his head lmfaoooooo #the result of me being pissed that i didn't have a single alpha hair that looked good on him bc he's fucked up and blond #this is the only hair that looks okay on him but the blond swatches don't come close to his actual hair color #alpha hairs have theeeeee most fucked up hairlines it's impossible finding one that isn't ridiculously low on his forehead #i’d have to move his features and face in general down for most of them 😐 #i want to give theo alpha hair so bad but can’t bc matthias fucks everything up like always 🙄 #anyway. this is me being like hey. i’m still alive sorry i’m currently deeply obsessed with the passenger 2023 dir. by carter smith #my avpd is also being so so silly and i’m having trouble talking to ppl w/o thinking i should die so 💕 #sorry abt the lack of. like. anything. i will be normal again eventually #really i should just force myself outta the isolation spiral by answering messages at least #only i think i’d sound disingenuous and off so. shrugs #but yeah…….. smash btw

[ronnyraygun]

Talia and Baby Jay dynamic make my brain giggle.

#talia al ghul fanart #Talia Al Ghul art #talia al ghul #jason todd fanart #jason todd art #jason todd #ron’s art tag #shut in the fuck up ron #that’s his mom 2.0 #he wants to be just like her #also before anyone gets pissy about the scarf #i am Muslim. she is not. she kILLS people. safe to say she doesn’t subscribe to the religion. she more than likely doesn’t wear a full hijab #or khimar #At best what she wears in GK is a shayla #but…she isn’t Muslim…and would probably look at you like you were stupid if you said she was #or Ra’s. #it’s sO fucked when I read fics where they are still assassins…and say “allahuakbar” or other Islamic phrases…because…it implies shit…😐 #like coming fROM a Muslim…don’t do that shit. it’s weird and messy and just…gives the wrong vibes. if you didn’t know it’s chill just…don’t #them in Ramadan post’s because there aren’t enough Arab/Muslim characters is fine but…please don’t write them quoting scripture while… #actively fighting/killing people. it’s…yeah…no…bad vibes all around. super fucked for Sunnis and Shias. we don’t want that shit. I’m sorry. #the scarf is for sneek 100 use ONLY. #😭 #but anyway he loves his mom. :))

[ohimsummer]

the audacity these people have to think “”you don’t need two cashiers at night” is insane. please stfu

#I’m 1 of 2 people who work nights #like I wanna close by myself all the time???? be here by myself until 10pm??? lol when I quit then what #my manager is actually normal and thinks two ppl should be here together but fuck him ig 😐 #I just saw a TikTok yesterday of this girl closing by herself and 3 men were camping outside waiting for her

[disengaged]

ooooo god the ED thoughts are so bad again

#happens every damn winter and for what 😐 #embarrassing illness to have as a grown ass adult tbh #i feel so stupid like how is this just something i have to deal with for the rest of my life. how . makes no fucking sense #and i’m flying home for christmas so i CANNOT lose a noticeable amount of weight or my mum will cry and it’ll be awful #pegasus speaks #ed tw - #ask 2 tag #anorexia can suck my fucking ass

[kaleidoscopeaglow]

every time a character said a stupid one liner in jigsaw instead of an expletive an angel lost its wings

#i somehow managed to not watch it when i watched the rest of them for the first time #and i just saw it for the first time and i’m ngl if i hadn’t seen the others it would’ve been good #but it is not up to par with the rest of them #when that dude went ‘that’s not creepy at all 😐’ i wanted to beat the shit out of him so bad #like girl shut up that’s not creepy it’s billy #don’t be fucking rude #saw #sawposting

[flyers-deactivated]

it’s almost funny how quickly and badly this game fell apart

#why the fuck does everyone keep whiffing it #bro i’m laughing so hard 😐 #flyers lb

[kg-clark-inthedark]

Ya girl is officially medicated now and hopefully will be pussy fresh moving forward 🫡

#I feel like I’ve just taken a shop vac to the sludge in my brain #don’t worry though I’m still mentally ill enough to write good fanfic #kind of devastated that I’m busy all weekend though #because if I wasn’t #booooy I would write the fuck out of my fic chapter #and my mom is gonna be with me on the long drive on sunday #I usually spend long drives dictating writing ideas with speech to text #but uhhh won’t be doing that in front of my mom #me: ‘hey siri add corvo jerks off while being haunted by the mistakes of his past to my writing ideas note’ #my mom: 😐 #clark barks

[miekasa]

i meant what i said in my post about oushi, you cannot make me hate him, stop telling me he’s mean and a red flag, come back when you’ve developed some TASTE!!! also don’t yell at me if you’re a jjk stan not a single person in that show is innocent of murder, oushi my beloved i’m so so sorry you’re being trampled because of lack of taste, poor attention to detail, lack of media literacy, and thirst for shein gojo!!! and even if he were the worst person alive, he STILL has brown hair and green eyes, oushi will ALWAYS be famous to me!!

#FREE OUSHI FREE OUSHI FREE OUSHI!!!!!!!!!! #i told y’all i’m not arguing with shoujo eren JUST because you’re in love with oli london gojo 😐 #like yuki and itsoumi can be happy…… but i will ALWAYS root for childhood friends to lovers it’s in my dna idk what else u want me to say #also we’re not paying enough attention to kyouya ik his side part is a little deep but the yuutaisms are there so i’m looking past it #berleezy voice: FUCK DORA!