#🪐.exe

[stars4-max]

Reasons why I think I'm certain character from twisted wonderland.... under the cut

tw — talks of starvation, isolation, death, abandonment, underlining stalking, horror, bullying... not talking of these by a lot but there are mentions so heres your warning

Idia, Malleus, Riddle, Rook, Azul

1. Idia Shroud

❝ Hey. ...So, uh, can I go now? ❜❜

— Okay hear me out. Listen. If you knew me personally or even if you don't I think you'd realize just how often I don't leave my room or go outside even if i want to

— I'm relatively always on the internet reading, playing games, drawing, watching YouTube, yknow.

— I don't go to sleep at reasonable times even when I say goodnight and if it weren't for the fact I'm tired 24/7 with no real energy I would NOT be sleeping in for even an hour. ((which happens anyway sometimes))

— I dislike irl interactions (unless I trust u a bunch) and I honestly try to avoid it as much as I can.

— I'm only /open/ to close friends(who I will see as family), my partner, or my cousin and I'd let them enter my space with no consequences

— I forget when I should eat and just avoid it whenever I can/want to because of personal reasons.

— Sometimes I forget to care for my hygiene ((dw I shower everyday when I have the will to stand))

— I put myself down faster than you can blink or I keep calling people names ((none offensive, think like... idk, tree or smth.)) to hype myself up

— I really.. and I mean really.. have a lot of family oriented trauma and if I could I would genuinely make a robotic family of how my family was before to me.

— that's not it but it gets more personal as I go on so erm

— #1

2. Malleus Draconia

❝ You aren't afraid of me. But I'm starting to become afraid...of losing you. ❜❜

— Now. Hear me out. #2

— For some reason, when I would ask my friends of what they first thought of me it was always "I was intimidated" or something of the sort and I would genuinely get so confused while looking like this.

— I don't get invited much to anything or get asked if I wanna join something a lot but theres this one person who makes sure to ask me if I wanna play games or watch videos together a lot like Malleus and Yuu ((PLATONIC YUU FOR ME DAWG. I SEE HER AS MY MOTHER.))

— I get isolated a lot in my family and if I wanna be around people I gotta do it myself (which is hard) and sit there but still be overlooked

— I'm not as in touch with my emotions as I make myself out to be, I'm very much out of them and I'm only really acting as to how I think people would want me to

— I don't understand human customs hel. Like I genuinely get so confused and be in awe when I see things others see like everyday

— I have big issues with abandonment and death when it comes to close friends (I'm talking like 4 year friendship and stuff.) or family I've grown attached to (my cousin), I'd genuinely do anything if it meant they'd stay with me ((vague spoilers lol!?))

— I take what my friends say very seriously if they aren't indicating that they're joking no matter what I sound like. That being said I make jokes unintentionally sometimes when im not even meaning to be funny

3. Riddle Rosehearts

❝ How was that? Do you understand the full extent of my capabilites now? ❜❜

— You don't have to hear me out on this one I'm a little shocked too.

— When I was younger I used to be wayyy too bossy and rude and if anyone even apposed me I would get angry and metaphorical go "off with your head"

— The only reason I woupd be so bossy and rude was because of my family and how they'd bend to my every will and encourage my behavior to others because i was a "golden child"

— especially my mom. She would see my bossy self and go "thats my mini me", looks and her personality

— As I grew older that bossy nature lessened of course but there are times i get angry when others dont have the same thought process like me and don't do something correctly in my eyes

— The only reason I don't let that bossy nature slip by is because of the fact I became my own ace and punched and told myself that I'm not the addition of my mother and I'm not the queen of the world

— of course I'll still follow rules but if they're like... unnecessary I'm not following them at all. Especially if its smth like "u MUST tie ur shoes five times" suck my D-'EYE'-C-K fr. 🐈

— I still have anger issues but I try and not let it slip past either. There was a time I got so angry that I was shaking and I had to be held back from attacking someone ((metaphorical "off with your head"))

4. Rook Hunt

❝ Non... Speak not. At this point, I can hear your inner voice just by gazing into your eyes. ❜❜

— I'm not as shocked by this

— For the other three it's more personal but for rook its in all caps PERSONAL. I see beauty in literally all things even if it truly is the most ugliest thing in space

— I can watch people from afar without getting caught exactly but enough for someone to get restless if I want them to be

— There are times I find information of someone on accident and I will be going deep into it. Like deep into it and then I'll forget it because it's not anything needed at that moment

— People either feel safe talking to me or unsafe and I cannot explain why bc even I dont know.

— I would wear outdoor boots for/with everything if I could and ik it would make people scream in horror.

— talking about horror i would watch detailed horror movies just to say how beautiful it can be and the symbolisms.. etc.

— I can also read characters kinda well??!?! and write them sorta well???!?? idk how to explain it but give me enough time with watching a character and I'll tell you exactly why I think they act the way they do or think the way they do or feel the way they do or how they would react to xyz, etc.

— even when I or my friends dont like someone I don't just base my reaction on that ((like I'm not a fan of neige or vil but if you told me to choose between the two I could not. both of their characters are good and if you wish I can even try to explain how.))

— I had a phase where I would speak in one language for a while ((spanish)) but i forgot what I used to say however half the time it was always me sayinf "i love you" to others i loved

— I called someone my butterfly once i think???? Cant remember who

5. Azul Ashengrotto

❝ What do you think? I have remarkable potential, don't I? ❜❜

— IF YOU KNEW ME IRL SINCE BASICALLY BIRTH YOU'D UNDERSTAND.

— I used to get bullied for a lot of things, my weight, my hair, my skin, my clothes, how i act, my glasses, my grades, how my moods would change drastically, my gender, etc

— So even when I was younger than I am now, I would see if others needed me to do something so I could gain favors or just get blackmail to raise over their heads for them to do smth for ME

— I was a people pleaser and a people eater no in-between.

— Unlike azul I didn't have a floyd or jade with me and it was just me myself and I

— LIKE azul I got a lot of people indebted to me lol.

— I would change myself and how I acted with people irl and on the internet to get literally every favor i could. I would know everything abt someone and they would feel like they HAD to help me with smth bc of that or bc i would show my more pathetic side

— I got so insecure of myself that I would try to take down any pictures i had of myself so that I could be "free" of the embarrassment.

— my family wouldn't help

— unlike azul I would do a lot of things to ensure i was skinny and cute and nice to others perspectives that I'd starve myself... so um.... yeahh.......

#🪐.exe #twisted wonderland #twst idia #twst malleus #twst riddle #twst rook #twst azul #disney twst #twst #idia shroud #malleus draconia #riddle rosehearts #rook hunt #azul ashengrotto

[httpslovegirldotcom]

hiii can I be 🪐 anon??? if it's taken could I be 🦖 anon

yay < 3

#╰ ‘ ʏᴏᴜ ʜᴀᴠᴇ ⸤ 1 ⸣ ɴᴇᴡ ᴍᴇssᴀɢᴇ﹗ ... ’ › #♡. ᴇʀʀ 404 #🪐.exe

[borderline-culture-is]

bpd + system culture is having an alter wishing that maybe our old fp would come back and say she misses us and that they could roleplay harry potter again but knowing that she was grooming you and the alter just doesn’t know that / is stuck in a constant state of missing her. -🪐🫀

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#bpd + system culture is #bpd + system culture #borderline culture is #borderline personality disorder #bpd #bpd culture is #bpd culture #bpd safe #actually borderline #actually bpd #bpd fp #fp #fp bpd #ex fp #system #dissociative system #tw grooming mention #cw grooming mention #- 🪐🫀

[heartfullofleeches]

I like to imagine Daina and Erin go to the same highschool but are in *very* different groups.

-🪐

Daina is in college, but she'd absolutely floor Erin if they were in the same school. Daina is friends with everyone, but even she thinks he's crusty and not in a hot way. Erin's friends are mostly puppets who do what he says

#I could see them as exs tbh #🪐 anon #Daina my oc #Erin my oc

[housewifebuck]

I don’t even care what else happens at this point I just want the show runners to admit Buck is bi

#🪐 #not even ‘make him bi’ he’s already bi whether they wanted him to be or not. they just need to fucking accept it #and let him name drop an ex bf or something

[absentmoon]

obiwan cant gimme shit for the grievous thing. look wt me. look at me obiwan. in the eyes. how many people do you have an inexplicable past with

#daisy.txt #how many exes obiwan #🪐.grievous

[portablenetworkgraphic]

*is evil* ikkan/warabi

i only said fandom doesnt know them like i do because i dont trust the fandom. stop makinf ikkan hot you guys drive me insane (teasing)

#you guys in the general fandom sense not u obv #inbox #grem 🪐 #HONESTLY THEYRE EXES WOULDVE BWEN FUNNY TOO. I HAVENT EVEN CONSIDERED THST. #like i can see ir? sorta? but i feel like theyd be kind of awkward and weird about it. lolol

[tasakesi]

i went to the store with my mil and i literally can't talk to her w/o feeling nervous as hell

#idk why his family makes me nervous #i mean i know. i wanna keep a good impression bc my ex's family didn't like me much #his mom even asked my ex if im autistic bc i didnt talk much #🪐

[saturngalore]

just learned about the curious family in sims 2….stunned! entertained! jealous!

#i’ve been learning more and more about sims 2 and 3 lore but wowww the sims 4 team just got lazy and greedy #imagine being pregnant the first day and it’s an alien baby?!! the drama #abadonding your alien twins with your ex wife?!! unbelievable #and marrying your dad’s abductor?! this is wild!! #🪐 speaking

[nightzskii-archived]

Hugs you and then throws you into the sun

Hiii mutual!! :]

gets thrown in the sun but melts back up from the floor

hellooouh mutual

mewtual

mewual

mew

meow

mrow

#starduzt talks —📂 #max🪐 #wayne dot exe :3 #I m gling insane

[krnzysh]

filo na next smau ko para maexpose ko na kalye humor ko😝😝😝😝

#‹ 🪐 › love aika ꜝ #not my fault #i already have an idea planned #na #naka draft na siya #spoiler hindi siya exes to loveds #HINDI SIYA SLOWBURN OMFG HSJAXNX SLAY ME WAG KA NA MAGSLOWBURN GAGA HINDJ MO KAKAYANIN

[stars4-max]

you ever wanna follow someone back but get anxious and dont do it for days and when you wanna do it you're like "what if they think im a creep" and go on an overthinking spree and it repeats forever

anyways

Me(purple) and my friend Mia(yellow) in genshin outfits we like the most ((i was not doing the big details on either outfits.))

#reminder that i actually dont like genshin all that much hel #genshin impact #genshin art #genshin neuvillette #genshin kokomi #neuvilette genshin #kokomi genshin #🪐.exe #traumagenic system

[musecraft]

the emerald ring that izzy always wears around the cravat at his throat was a family heirloom that belonged to his mother.  miriam was a kind  &  compassionate seamstress who married richard hands shortly after moving to london from her ancestral home near modern-day gaza.  as a child, izzy loved his mother very much  —  she is the only person who has ever touched him gently.  when she died of pneumonia when he was twelve years old, izzy kept her ring for himself.  for awhile, he wore it on his finger.  when he joined the navy he kept it safely hidden in his inside pocket.  only after he joined edward’s crew did he begin to wear it at his throat, always visible  &  yet holding his defensive outfit tightly closed.

#🪐 — izzy / headcanon. #realized i never actually posted this. #when people say he had an ex wife i just laugh & laugh & laugh. #like are you insane ? him ? #clearly izzy was a mommy's boy. #don't ask him about her he will not tell you. but i will.

[madsrambles]

saw my ex last night 😬

#at work too #nightmare scenario #i don’t think they saw me but it was one of those moments where i thought #‘oh they would love this show’ #and literally one minute later they walked by #it was a big murphy’s law moment #but it made me very happy about my current partner and i honestly wish my ex nothing but the best #🪐

[spaceny]

➹ - ming xi

➹ with @allieland

liu xueni, trinta e quatro anos, advogada do diabo (literalmente).

dona de um escritório de advocacia, xuemi é uma ex-fracassada que estava prestes a morrer de fome largada na rua depois de perder tudo com as dívidas do ex-marido. em um momento de desespero ela não pensou duas vezes antes de aceitar um contrato com um demônio que visava dar uma boa vida pra ela em troca da alma dela apodrecendo no inferno, além dela ser, literalmente, sua advogada em qualquer circunstância infernal.

é uma mulher cheia de riquezas e conquistas, virou até referência na área de direito. além do próprio escritório, cobertura de luxo, muitas vezes é convidada pra palestrar em faculdades e tudo apenas com o preço da sua alma e pra defender o demônio que a salvou.

#𝐀𝐒𝐊 𝐆𝐀𝐌𝐄𝐒 🪐 respondidos #𝐖𝐀𝐋𝐓𝐙 𝐅𝐎𝐑 𝐙𝐈𝐙𝐈 🪐 bunnies ! #sla o ex-marido resolve reaparecer e causa *situações* #sim eu adoro plot slice of life misturado com coisa sombria

[itsjustaninchident]

To the moon and to Saturn 🪐

Lando Norris x Model!Reader

socmed au

summary: where they give the audience chaos because of their rumored "breakup"

warning/s: sexual innuendos (if you squint)

author's note: just a little something to get me out of writing slump 🥹 there's a part 2 to this fic if you wanna check it out🫶

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user1 MOTHER IS MOTHERING

user2 PLEASE MARRY ME

user3 mother is living her best life and im here for it

user4 GET OUT OF THE WAY LANDO IM GONNA STEAL HER

user5 kinda sus no lando in the comments simping over how hot she is

user6 TRUE he usually comments and likes her post like a second after she posted it 😭

user7 there's got to be something

user8 no there's just something wrong in y'all's head...

user9 yeah leave them and their relationship alone

yourfriend back and better in black

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user10 interesting...🥴

user11 what do they mean by this😭

user12 maybe because it's been awhile since yn got back in modeling after her supporting lando and going on a vacation with him?

user13 you guys are reading into this too much

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lando.jpg parties and a tad bit hungover...

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user1 YOU CAN'T JUST POST THE 2ND PHOTO AND GET AWAY WITH IT

user2 i believe he's thirst trapping his way out of the issue

user3 what issue?

user2 some are saying him and yn broke up

user3 lol people are too obsessed with their relationship im not surprised we won't get any posts from them anymore lol

user2 true

maxfewtrell nice music but please don't throw up on me next time

maxverstappen1 why was i not invited

landonorris you were busy with something else🙄🙄🙄

maxverstappen1 oh i see you're still on it...

user4 am i delusional if i think this is about yn ?????

user5 babes im gonna be delusional with u

user6 yeah no❤️

user4 what if they just fought?

user6 what if you all leave them alone lol

danielricciardo nice party, hoping for that one more important invite next time😜

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user7 don't mean to ruin the vibes but where's my girl yn :((

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yourusername welcome to new york

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user1 THE GIRLS ARE BACK

user2 THEY'RE SO HOT

user3 WAIT SHE'S IN NEW YORK???

user4 CAN'T BELIEVE MOTHER AND I ARE BREATHING THE SAME AIR

user5 im sorry but it's been like a month of them not posting each other😭

user6 it's been a bad month for us😭

user7 my parents :'(

user8 them in one frame is too much to handle

user9 uhmmm why is she hanging out with the exes????👀

user10 maybe because they're still friends and her girlfriends' breakups has nothing to do with their friendship???

user11 ikr... is she like a member of the club now?

user12 i hope not lol

isahernaez missed you so much! And im so happy for you❤️

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user13 her liking it...

user14 she's happy for her meaning she's like in a better place now????😭

user15 don't do this to me

user16 geez they cant even say anything that you guys do not to relate to her relationship lmao

via twitter...

via instagram...

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landonorris just married my best friend, the love of my life, and my better half. I love you until one can reach the sky.

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user1 WE WERE MOURNING THEIR "BREAK UP" ONLY TO BE WOKEN UP TO THIS POST😭

user2 this is my childhood bestfriends to lovers trope!

user3 no cause where's mine?!

user4 this is so much better than a black background and default font ig story announcement that they broke up😭

carlossainz55 i hope yn can make it through the night when she hears you snore

landonorris I don't snore!

carlossainz55 sure and birds cant fly

yourusername some birds can't

landonorris see???

yourusername but you do snore love

user5 IVE MISSED TIMES LIKE THIS😭

maxverstappen1 can't believe you got married before me

user6 you better watch your step mister, I'm literally right behind you.

landonorris 🫡 i would not dare

yourfriend oh yeah you'll never hear the end of it

yourusername stop threatening my husband😭

user7 "husband"😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭 all of us are crying

lewishamilton congrats mate!

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yourusername Love you to the moon and to Saturn❤️

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user1 no because you don't know how happy i am for them😭

user2 i can finally sleep in peace at night with a smile on my face knowing my parents literally got married

user3 i have never once cried over celebrity couples getting married but this😭

user4 kinda valid knowing how much they went through just to be where they are now😭

user5 from them being childhood bestfriends to being enemies to being best friends again and now they're married?!😭

user6 im so happy for them 🥺

lilymhe congrats love! just tell me if lando hurts you I will literally snatch you from him

yourusername you're first on my contacts

landonorris hey! no fair

charlottesine gotta admit i shed a tear seeing you walk down the aisle🥺 so happy for you!

yourusername love you cha!

user7 yn is so blessed with her husband and her friends🥺

user8 and they're very blessed with her too🥺 she's like the gentlest most loving person ever

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landonorris very lucky to have her as my wife

user9 THEY JUST CAN'T GET ENOUGH OF CALLING EO HUSBAND/WIFE😭

user10 im gonna bathe with my toaster

user11 gonna lay down on the road

yourusername awww are you trying to ask for more lasagna?

landonorris did it work?

yourusername nope :P maybe kisses will do for now?

landonorris never mind the lasagna, brb gonna get it you owe me about a hundred ;)

user12 not them flirting under the comments!!😭 Get a room!😭

user13 oh they're abt to

#lando norris x oc #lando norris x reader #lando norris au #lando norris #f1 socmed au #f1 #fluff #f1 fic #f1 fluff #lando norris social media au