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dark-konohagakure2 · 14 days

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Pain punishing a disobedient member by making her a free use slave for the whole Akatsuki

tw: noncon, abuse of power, free use, gangbang, bondage, threats, biting, forced eye contact, abuse, size difference, monster cocks, double penetration, anal, bloodplay, degradation, photography, mommy kink, facesitting

All characters depicted are 18+

Pain isn't as domineering of a leader as people would think, despite being the head of a terrorist group, he allows his members to have a certain degree of freedom with how they pursue the organizations shared goals, but if there's one thing Pain won't allow, it's disobedience.

When a younger female member of the Akatsuki begins to show the telltale signs of a disobedience streak, Pain will snuff out the issue before it even arises, deciding to put the would-be dissenter to work, and what better work for a disobedient brat than long and hard labor?

Pain can easily overpower her even without using his Rinnegan, chaining her up with her arms above her head and her legs spread, all of her holes exposed to whoever would walk into the common room of the Akatsuki lair.

Pain is very blunt about his intentions, telling her all about how he's going to have her own comrades fuck the disobedience out of her, that's the small price that traitors to the Akatsuki have to pay after all.

"Now you're going to learn how to be a good girl. I'm leaving you here for our comrades to use as they see fit. Maybe this will teach you the importance of teamwork and obedience."

Deidara goes first, and being the youngest he has the most stamina, not to mention his sadistic streak. He'll threaten to blow her to smithereens with his art, and he'll use the mouths on his hands to bite when lick her all over. Sasori goes next, and he's just unnerving, showing no emotion and staring at her with unblinking eyes, his puppet body feeling very uncomfortable inside of her as he roughly penetrates her with it.

Itachi is almost as unnerving as Sasori, just without the cold wooden body. He stares too, but with his Sharingan active the entire time he's fucking her, he's oddly insistent on making eye contact the entire time, grabbing her face and even slapping her if she looks away from his intense gaze. Kisame is a very big and tall man, living up to his reputation as a complete monster. He practically smothers the poor girl with his large frame when he pounds both of his cocks into her, shoving one member into each of her holes and leaving her covered in bloody bite marks by the time he's done.

Hidan is unsurprisingly the worst of them all in terms of the amount of physical pain he'll inflict, he'll fuck her so hard that she bleeds while calling her every name in the book, laughing in her face whenever she cries and begs. Kakuzu is no where near as obnoxious as Hidan, but he's just as cruel, forcing his threads into her mouth to shut her up while he plows into her, taking photos of her helpless form on his camera so he can sell them to seedy old perverts later.

Konan isn't as cruel as the men, but she's just as domineering as them, sharply slapping the girl's pussy and telling her to be a good girl for mommy as she sits on the girl's helpless face. Tobi is surprisingly the scariest of them all, the usually childish man is now speaking in a terrifying and deep voice, acting the complete opposite of his usual self as he pounds into her roughly and without a hint of his usual goofiness.

Once the day is done and her sentence is served, Pain will come to unbind her, her body covered in cum, tears, and blood. Pain won't feel any remorse, only showing satisfaction at the fact that his unruly bitch is how housebroken.

"Have you learned your lesson? It certainly looks like you have. Now, let's go to my quarters, I'll give you your final lesson in obeying your leader."

He'll then take her to his room to have his own way with the defenseless Akatsuki member, he's her leader after all, her God, so it's only fair that he fucks her last, to truly assert his dominance and ownership over her used up body.

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mixelation · 1 year

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okay i wrote a scene from the reborn au. here's team disaster

Tori sat in the grass, her water canteen propped up between her knees. A stack of mismatched bento boxes Kushina-senei had “lovingly” filled with food sat next to her. Kushina-sensei herself paced the grass in front of Tori, occasionally blocking her view of Deidara and Itachi beating the snot out of each other.

Tori had been aware, in her previous life, that Itachi and Deidara were simply on a different level from other ninja. Now this knowledge was even more acute. Itachi’s form was perfect and deadly. Deidara’s style was more lax but just as quick and lethal. They frequently blurred in front of her, moving too fast for her eyes to track, and she knew this is just them fucking around because Kusina-sensei told them to spar. She couldn’t imagine a world someone like her could keep up.

Kushina pouted as she paced, occasionally shooting Tori a look like she expected Tori to do or say something. Maybe she wanted Tori to ask questions, or to demand to be taught the crazy spinning kick Itachi just used to knock Deidara over.

Tori smiled back at Kushina. It didn’t bother her too much that she wasn’t some sort of genetic freak like Itachi and Deidara. Sure, she’d like to be able to keep her own in a fight if one happened to happen to her, and using ninjutsu would be cool, but her motives for becoming a shinobi of Konoha had very little to do with wanting to kick ass and a lot more to do with wanting a soft, safe bed at night and a whole research department to exploit during the day.

(Also, Kushina’s cooking was pretty good. The free lunch was a nice bonus.)

Besides, if Tori decided she wanted to kill some ninja that was out of her league, she’d figure out her own way to make it happen. She’d done it before with less.

Itachi finally cracked a tree trunk with Deidara’s head, and Kushina-sensei paused her pacing, propping a hand on her hip. Her brows furrowed minutely, but it wasn’t out of concern for Deidara. No, Tori was positive that Kushina-sensei was frustrated because Itachi and Deidara needed no coaching or teaching from her whatsoever.

Tori felt a little bad for her. Kushina-sensei was kind of pushy and loud, but she enthusiastically presented them with a homemade lunch everyday, and she’d seemed so excited to teach them that first day. It wasn’t fair that she got handed a team with two ninja that were secretly S-ranked missing-nin instead of cute genin who actually needed her guidance. That was why, when Kushina-sensei shot Tori another look, Tori hopped to her feet and clapped her hands together in the world’s worst applause.

“Nice hustle, Itachi!” she called.

Itachi turned to stare at her over his shoulder, like she’d said something a little bit stupid. If she didn’t already know him, Tori thought this expression would be a bit intimidating. Unfortunately for Itachi, she’d met infinitely scarier people. She clapped harder.

Deidara was mostly unharmed, except for maybe his ego. He shoved Itachi as they walked up the hill to meet Kushina-sensei and Tori.

“Next time we use jutsu, yeah!” Deidara declared. “Then you’ll be eating bark.”

“Uh-uh, not unless we get a higher clearance training ground, you know,” Kushina-sensei chided, now with both hands on her hips. “Okay, since Itachi won, he spars Tori next.”

There was a long, awkward pause.

“I’d rather not,” Tori said.

Kushina-sensei just raised her eyebrows at her. “Well, you’re gonna,” she replied.

“I won’t break anything,” Itachi added solemnly.

“I don’t want to,” Tori insisted. “I don’t see what the point would be.”

She was just going to make a fool of herself. She’d be okay with a proper teaching spar– the kind where the more experienced shinobi carefully guided the spar. She didn’t trust Itachi or Deidara to have the slightest idea how to do this. Kushina-sensei was ordering her to go let Itachi kick her ribs in for no reason.

“Kid, I am your Jounin sensei, you know,” Kushina-sensei told her, eyes just a little incredulous. “You have to do what I say, no matter what.”

Deidara was looking at her the way he would right before she did any sort of fuinjutsu, like he expected her to accidentally set the grassy field on fire or something. Was talking back to a teacher really so scandalous?

“Do you need a pep talk, girl to girl?” Kushina-sensei pressed, eyes lighting up in a way that Tori did not want to deal with.

“Fine, fine,” Tori grumbled. Meeting Itachi’s eyes, she said, “If you do break something, you owe me dinner for a week.”

Itachi faced her the way Deidara had looked at her sometimes, when they’d been renegade ninja buddies for a month. It wasn’t that he thought she was weak or delicate, or even that Tori couldn’t be incredibly dangerous under the right circumstances, but more that he’d already sorted her into a category of non-combatant. There was an uneasiness in his body language, imperceptible to anyone who wasn’t used to reading him. Itachi still thought of her as a civilian, and one he theoretically liked. Fighting her hand-to-hand was as inconceivable to him as it was to her.

He did proceed to fight her with kiddy gloves on, she thought, because she saw every hit coming even as she failed to dodge. The fight ended with her limping back to the pile of bento, sweaty and bruised all over and slightly embarrassed. This would have almost been better in her old life, where expectations for her taijutsu were in the negatives.

“Okay!” Kushina-sensei cried, sounding more excited than she should be. “Let’s analyze what happened!”

The analysis was basically just Kushina waving her arms and listing things Tori needed to improve, because Itachi’s taijustu was borderline perfect. Tori opened her canteen and took a long chug of water while Kushina-sensei babbled. A couple of insights were useful, but most of it boiled down to “Itachi is just better than you in every way.” It would be humiliating, Tori thought, if she were actually twelve or if she didn’t already have a history with both Itachi and Deidara.

It wasn’t completely not embarrassing, though! For once maybe they could do an exercise Tori would excel at, like having a pleasant conversation with a stranger, or what to do if the scroll you stole was sealed up tight.

Deidara turned his head to hide a smirk at her expense. Tori considered chucking her canteen at him.

“Oh,” Itachi suddenly said, head whipping round from where he’d gotten bored and turned to watch a dragonfly. “Tori, I’ve been meaning to tell you. Your tree-walking is all wrong.”

Tori stared back at him. “What?”

Kushina-sensei practically exploded with joy at the chance at a teaching moment. They were all ushered down the hill and over to the tree line to watch the incredibly mundane sight of Tori walking up a tree.

“What, because she’s slow?” Deidara asked, watching as Tori flipped herself over to stand on the bottom side of a branch. The long braid she’s tied up her hair in dangled centimeters from brushing the grass below.

“I think I’m doing fine,” Tori sniffed. Kushina-sensei too seemed confused about what the problem was. Sure, Tori slipped or mistimed the jutsu sometimes, but it wasn’t like she wasn’t getting better and better with practice.

“No, you’re…” Itachi trailed off, staring at her. Unlike for their spar, he’d activated the sharingan. “You might be doing that in the least efficient way possible. Who taught you?”

Tori glared back at him. She was barely using any chakra to stick herself to trees and buildings nowadays, thank you very much. If she was expected to be even more efficient then she might as well just quit being a ninja now.

“No one taught me,” Tori replied. “It’s just the leaf exercise but on your feet, isn’t it?”

Kushina-sensei’s eyes widened in horror, and Deidara burst into hysterical laughter.

“What?” Tori demanded. She was standing on a tree, wasn’t she?!

“Oh, Tori….” Kushina-sensei said.

As it turned out, tree walking wasn’t just activating and deactivating the leaf exercise to stick plant matter to yourself as you hopped around in a tree canopy, carefully timing sticking and unsticking yourself to the tree with every step. Apparently that was an insane way to do it, and Deidara kept spontaneously choking on his own laughter over how insane a thing to do it was. No, tree-walking only required a thin layer of chakra on the bottom of your shoes, and you could easily stick and unstick yourself without having to constantly adjust it.

It was a team effort to explain this to her, everyone talking at once. Apparently if you’d already solved a problem in the most cursed way possible, everyone wanted to correct you. Still, she managed to parse what she should have been doing from the cacophony of noise.

“Are you fucking kidding me?” Tori demanded of her feet, glaring down at her sandals as she walked up a second tree, this time with about a million times the ease.

“Wait,” Deidara wheezed, straightening up from where he’d had to lean against another tree he was laughing so hard. “Tori, how have you been water-walking?”

Tori stared back at him, expression dead. “You don’t want to know.”

#reborn au #my writing

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venerawrites · 5 days

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OK I NEED A DEIDARA DATING HEADCANNONS RN CUZ I HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON HIM 😭☝️🫴

author's note: Deidara is the only character that I keep having "on and off" type of crush on 😭 I'm happy to finally receive a request for him, so I really hope you enjoy! <3

A relationship with Deidara is a constant rollercoaster of very high ups and very low downs.

There isn't a single day in your relationship that is boring - he always comes up with something exciting to do or somewhere new to visit.

Likes taking you on short "honeymoons" (as he calls them) around the lands at least once a month. He often takes a mental note of interesting places he sees during his missions and makes sure to take you there once he has some free time to spend with you.

Deidara is probably one of the most passionate lovers in the Naruto universe - that man is MADLY in love with you!

He literally treats you like a queen - he likes to plan surprising dates, to bring you random gifts which he bought for you during his missions, and shower you with affection.

There is no such thing as "shame" in your relationship - he loves PDA and is constantly touching in you some way when you are together. His hand is ALWAYS around either your shoulder or your waist!

Doesn't shy away from stealing kisses or leaving small hickeys on your neck/shoulders while you are in public, if anything it actually keeps him going - he loves showing you off and claiming you as his!

Definitely teaches you about art and making explosives - I think he would love getting into the role of a "teacher" of some sort where he can share with you all the knowledge he has gained so far!

If you actually pick it up and enjoy it - it would make him the HAPPIEST MAN alive!

Likes to bring you into his arguments with Sasori and seek your support - so you better give it to him or he is going to huff all day under his breath how you "betrayed" him.

That being said, Deidara is CRAZY JEALOUS - yes, even from the rest of Akatsuki.

He doesn't like it if you receive any male (or female sometimes) attention and if you do... you better brace yourself!

I imagine that because of his personality fights with him are actually pretty nasty - a lot of screaming, baseless accusations, and during bad arguments, even a few flying pans and plates.

He gets angry very easily and it doesn't take a lot to trigger him - an eye roll, a sarcastic remark or a rude comment from your side are enough for him to explode.

Luckily, the length of his anger is just as short as his temper - give him 15 minutes and he is back to your loving, clingy boyfriend.

I can't imagine him being a good influence - if anything he will probably involve you in a lot of illegal activity and trouble, but hey - at least your relationship is fun and full of adrenaline!

I think with him it can end two ways - you either grow together and your bond becomes even stronger with time, or at some point, you realise that "bad boys" are fun for a while, but are definitely not husband material.

Either way, this is going to be "THE relationship" of your life and you will cherish memories from it for a long, long time

cc artwork: Danny Lai Lai

#deidara #deidara x reader #akatsuki #akatsuki headcanons #naruto imagines #naruto headcanons

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queercodedvillains · 9 months

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any sasodei headcanons you’d be willing to bless us with? some of mine are:

sasori is extremely obsessive when it comes to deidara; once sasori takes a liking to something or someone, he’s the type to go IN. He wants to peel all of deidara’s layers one by one, dissect his thoughts, past, habits and attitudes, inspect every inch of his body in and out, get to know him deeply and intimately and figure out all there is to deidara, like he does with his craft. in my head, not only does he find deidara to be extremely fascinating (and stupid, he really doesn’t know why he’s in love with him) and is very captivated by him, but due to the loss of his parents, he forms an obsessive, borderline morbid attachment to deidara that manifests in things like having to know where he is at all times, ensuring he’s safe, thorough clinical check ups after battle, freaking out and getting angry at deidara when he’s putting himself in danger/gets hurt, etc. Though deidara is capable of taking care of himself and sometimes finds sasori’s behavior to be patronizing or belittling, he’s a HUGE attention whore and he LOVES all the doting and attention sasori gives him, good or bad. I think they’re both extremely starved for connection and love, and it manifests in obsessive attachment for sasori, and extreme attention whoring for deidara.

as opposed to sasori, i actually like to think that deidara was just born that way, and i don’t mind the lack of explicit tragic backstory to deidara (but also acknowledging that war and shinobi training on a child was probably damaging to an extent). He definitely strikes me as a sociopath/narcissist, and one of the things i enjoy about him is his nonchalance and lack of remorse for his actions; he’s less of an uwu baby and more of a chill little psycho to me.

speaking of chill: imo deidara is actually very laid back and funny, and i refuse and reject the “hot-headed comic relief” role he was given on later in the anime. While he’s no doubt arrogant and temperamental and has an inferiority complex, he’s also smart, quick, witty, deadly and mostly cool calm and collected (unless a sore spot is hit). Sasori on the other hand… sasori has a very short fuse, and is very prone to quick anger outbursts when things slip from his control or don’t go according to plan. But sasori is also more mature, and often has to reign in deidara and his ire.

sasori’s love language is definitely acts of service. He’s no good with expressing his feelings, and doesn’t have deidara’s desperate need to touch and to be touched, but he shows his love for deidara via things like bathing him after a battle, washing his hair, brushing it for him, doing deidara’s mani and pedicure, etc.

in his earlier days, deidara deeply resented the akatsuki and itachi for forcing him to be part of the organization, when all he wanted to do was be free and do his thing; i see deidara as a petulant and bratty child who had his freedom taken away, and started acting up terribly as a result of this. He’d throw temper tantrums, have screaming matches with sasori, blow shit up, cry and make horrible choices in retaliation, which he’s often get disciplined for by the akatsuki. he often would try to escape the basement, only for sasori to drag him back by his hair and punish him. As he grew up he calmed down and started minding the akatsuki less and less.

deidara is obsessed with birds, and is a huge people watcher/very observant; in his downtime he often tries to convince sasori to do “normal people” things with him.

deidara has a raging teenager libido that sasori had to develop a human- form jutsu for, in order to appease deidara’s appetite regularly and often, or he becomes insufferable. Pleasure is well and okay, but for sasori sex is all about exercising the control he has over deidara.

speaking of power dynamics… deidara cedes most control to sasori in various aspects of their partnership, but is actually very difficult to break; he always makes sure to hold some control for his own, just in case things get out of hand. Sasori has managed to bring him past that a few times, and he most treasures the instances when he gets deidara to submit fully and without reserve. Sasori values devotion the most.

I have so many its real hard to organize them into something coherent but here goes nothing!!

-Sasori has Severe Attachment Issues, for obvious reasons. And like you said, it definitely comes out as obsessive behavior over Deidara. He can't quite admit he's attached, he likes to pretend its just because they're forced to be partners and keeping him alive is just another one of his job duties. Everyone but him knows he's lying to himself. Especially Deidara. He is well aware of his importance to Sasori, despite only having the vaguest idea of why Sasori is so skittish around attachments. Between his parents and Komushi, everyone he loves dies, so if he just doesn't love, then they can't die, right? Or if they do, it won't hurt, right?

-Wrong. Deidara can be reckless and bold, but overall he's a very skilled shinobi and tactician, so he doesn't actually get into severe life threatening danger too often. Plus, as exhibited in their first appearance, Sasori actually trusts Deidara to get the job done on his own (and he's RIGHT). HOWEVER. One genuine near death experience where Sasori had to rush him back to HQ and do his damn best to keep Deidara alive with his skills far better suited to dead bodies made him absolutely panic. Phantom heartbeat and all. Pacing the shop while Deidara sleeps it off, heavily sedated, covered in poultices and bandages, Sasori realizes that refusing to admit attachment wouldn't make it hurt any less if he lost Deidara.

-Its all over for the hoes (Deidara). He wakes up to a completely new Sasori that sets him entirely off kilter for Days. He's overbearing and fussy and overprotective and spoiling Deidara with as many acts of service he can possibly contrive, all while being verbally just as cold and dismissive as always. Deidara is smug and flattered and allows it, never pushes Sasori to admit anything because he really doesn't need to. He does however make this up to himself by taking advantage of it at every possible opportunity. He looooves attention. Even when Sasori gets way too overprotective.

-Deidara's got a gnarly fuckin pain tolerance and he'd like to be treated as such!! It kinda drives him nuts when Sasori acts like Deidara needs to be maintained like one of his puppets. Like its flattering too so he puts up with it because thats how Sasori shows he cares, but they definitely get in arguments about it. But arguments are just foreplay for them so its kinda part of the fun. He riles Sasori up for fun, knowing that the more pissed he is, the more sadistic he'll be later. Sasori still fusses over him in aftercare, but not in the same panicked and obsessive way he does after a battle because he knows Exactly what he did to Deidara and also exactly how to treat it, knowing it is all always fixable, even if it requires specialized antidotes and/or a few days to walk it off.

-Sasori as a human had a shockingly low pain tolerance for a shinobi. Part of why he wanted a puppet body. He would bitch and moan and languish over getting knicked by a kunai. That's part of why he created Hiruko. Even if he can't feel, it doesn't mean he needs to put his body at risk willy nilly. He's also Obsessive about keeping his puppet body in absolutely perfect condition, not even a scratch on the varnish.

-Sometimes when Deidara is just too fucking cute/beautiful/perfect/whatever Sasori is gripped with emotions he cant handle or explain and it turns into hostility. He's got that squish instinct where he hears kill bill sirens and wants to crush anything that crawls under his skin and makes him *feel* these weird fuzzy emotions that he shouldn't be able to have. He hates it, its really confusing and weird and uncomfortable but he's also so fascinated he can't help himself.

-Speaking of emotions. His puppet body isn't quite capable of them, he doesn't have the mess of neurochemicals and physiological responses that most people have. No racing heart, sweating, trembling hands, headaches and stomachaches, sore muscles, bruises, hunger, exhaustion, none of it. So when something can reach into his heart and make him feel shit... he's not the best at handling it. can't really recognize what it is, most of the time.

-Deidara can, though. He's startlingly emotionally intelligent, as in he's perceptive and a tactician who understands what's happening and knows well enough not to go poking landmines. He sidesteps this so deftly Sasori has no idea he knows, while Deidara is far more aware of Sasori's emotions than he is.

-With this said though, Deidara's still super unstable, volatile, prone to quick and violent mood swings. Just because he understands on a logical level doesn't mean he is immune to them. He's impulsive and prone to overreacting to shit and he doesn't feel particularly motivated to hold himself back most of the time. His emotions strike like a match and burn out just as fast, usually leaving craters in their wake though. He likes blowing shit up, and honestly, good for him he needs an outlet for all that.

-Sasori's outlet is his puppetry, obviously. Nothing makes him feel more powerful than being elbow deep in a not-quite-dead skilled shinobi's chest cavity, pulling them apart and rearranging them to best suit him. I think he used to be veryyyy squeamish as a human, but now that he's exempt from death and does not have the same physiological disgust reactions, its very clinically detached and calculated for him.

-Sasori's other outlet is Deidara. Deidara lets him do damn near whatever the fuck he wants, and he loves the heady power trip of watching Deidara react for him. He likes to control him. He's possessive and demanding and selfish, but in a deeply sadistic way where it always translates to doing some depraved shit to Deidara just to hear him beg. Likewise, being under Sasori's control is the only way Deidara can let go and feel that sort of bliss that comes with allowing himself to be entirely mindless. He trusts Sasori so much, very literally with his life when it gets into the kinkier sides of their dynamic. Deidara is a pain slut and Sasori has control issues and a nasty case of bloodlust. Just go look at those gifs of Human Sasori in battle. Go on, I'll wait. You know that face he makes where his eyes widen and he smiles way too wide? Yeah. He's delighted by causing pain, and Deidara is delighted to receive it from him.

-They are so fucking kinky. I mean its already literally canon that Deidara calls Sasori 'master' and Sasori calls him 'brat' like come ON the precedent is set!! Even the english dub version of 'my man' is pretty fucking gay too. So yeah, theyre master and brat, Kishi said so, I'm just making it explicit. I could write dissertations on their dynamic but this is getting long enough so I will keep it so simple. For now.

-A non exhaustive list of what they're into: domination/submission, complete power exchange, bratting, brat taming, orgasm control/denial/overstimulation, praise!!, impact play, bondage (hello that coil gets put to good use), wax/temperature play, under the influence/poison play, literally anything that makes Deidara feel and scream while Sasori laughs. Deidara wants transcendence, Sasori wants control, they both get everything they need in whatever way Sasori deems fit. He does what he wants and Deidara learns to like it or loves when he hates it. Its complicated, but it works for them.

-They never really talk about it, they don't verbalize their feelings or spend too long negotiating scenes or rehashing after they're over. Bad bdsm etiquette, yes, but honestly they don't really need to. They understand each other implicitly, they've been partners in battle for years at this point, they know what real pain and fun pain looks like. Plus it adds this twist of angst where they both sit with these feelings they are so aware are reciprocated, but they're not comfortable or maybe even able to express it like that. They're artists though, they're used to alternative forms of self expression.

-Sasori is meticulous about aftercare. Fussy, overbearing, kind of annoying but Deidara fucking loves it he's so needy and starved for affection and recognition and praise and tenderness and care. And Sasori loves that Deidara is enamored by him, too fascinated to ever leave and Sasori will nurture that dependence because he likes being needed. They're so fucked up but they work perfectly for each other and only each other. Thats the only mother fucker in any of the shinobi nations who can handle him (mutual).

#deidara #sasori #head canons #sasodei #i decided to keep this to canon hcs bc i wanna get into my modern au in the fic itself #im getting there i s2g #until then pls enjoy this <3 #thanks for the good hcs anon i love these #theyre war criminals they can be a little toxic as a treat!!

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ladykissingfish · 11 months

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Fluff Alphabet for Sasori (with Deidara)

A ctivities - What do they like to do with their s/o? How do they spend their free time with them?

“Free time” is a pretty foreign concept to members of the Akatsuki. But there are a few days where everything stops for a while, or they have moments to themselves while on missions. The thing that Sasori likes to do most with Deidara is simply talk. About anything. About everything. Sasori values good conversation above all, and, although he and Deidara tend to argue a lot, nobody keeps Sasori as mentally stimulated as Dei does.

B eauty - What do they admire about their s/o? What do they think is beautiful about them?

Sasori thinks everything is beautiful about Deidara. His hair, his skin … but most of all he’s absolutely enchanted by Deidara’s eyes. In the beginning, though, before they came together as a romantic couple, Sasori was actually rather shy about looking directly into Deidara’s eyes, and could only do so when inside of Hiroku.

C omfort - How would they help their s/o when they feel down/have a panic attack etc.?

Panic attacks aren’t really something Dei suffers from, but feeling down? It happens quite often. I hc it that Deidara (like myself) is a creature meant for sunshine and warmth. When he can’t get those things for long periods of time (aka late fall/winter) he becomes gloomy and rather subdued. Sasori certainly understands feeling sad, but recognizes that his way of coping isn’t necessarily helpful to Deidara. So he’ll sit with him in his arms, quietly, or brush out Deidara’s hair for hours at a time.

D reams - How do they picture their future with their s/o?

Because of the nature of their work, Sasori is hesitant to let go and let himself think about any sort of future that the two might have together. And even if they could somehow leave the Akatsuki and live lives as “normal” people, it didn’t change the fact that Sasori was immortal, and Deidara was not. But thinking of Deidara getting older and eventually dying one day is the closest that Sasori comes to a panic attack, so he tries his best to just focus on the here and now.

E qual - Are they the dominant one in the relationship, or rather passive?

Dominant. Sasori is older and has more life experience, and therefore he feels he knows best in any situation. The longer he’s with Deidara, though, the more he becomes open to listening to different viewpoints on things. But still; most times it’s his way, or the highway.

F ight - Would they be easy to forgive their s/o? How are they fighting?

Sasori and Deidara fight constantly, about everything imaginable. But both of them like it; it gets their blood boiling to have someone worthy to mentally spar with. Sasori never really “forgives” Dei for arguments because they argue about the same thing for literal years. It’s an ongoing cycle with them, but they wouldn’t have it any other way.

G ratitude - How grateful are they in general? Are they aware of what their s/o is doing for them?

Sasori is more grateful for Deidara than anyone could possibly guess. He can’t believe that somebody as beautiful and vibrant as Deidara has chosen to be with him, he can’t believe that he, Sasori, is the recipient of such love and devotion. He’s aware when Deidara does little nice things for him, like leaving him little clay sculptures of Sasori’s favorite animals outside of his lab door, or when he’s defending something Sasori has said or done to the others. He won't express his gratitude at the time but at random moments he might drop a kiss on Deidara's forehead, or sometimes make a little puppet for him that resembles him.

H onesty - Do they have secrets they hide from their s/o? Or do they share everything?

Sasori isn’t one to give away everything that’s going on with him. There are some things that he keeps close to the chest, that he feels he could never voluntarily tell anybody. But it’s also a self-imposed rule that if Deidara ever asks him something, no matter what it is, Sasori will answer him honestly. There are just certain things he hopes that Dei never thinks to ask.

I nspiration - Did their s/o change them somehow, or the other way around? Like trying out new things or helped them overcome personal problems?

Sasori isn’t really one for changing his ways; he’s pretty set in them. But both of them gradually starting influencing the way the other thought about life, and art. Sasori now stops to think of the precariousness of life, and how it’s important to take in and cherish the fleeting moments. Deidara recognizes that some things are, in fact, better because they’re long lasting.

J ealousy - Do they get jealous easily? How do they deal with it?

Sasori doesn’t allow himself to get jealous over Deidara until they’re very solidly into their romantic relationship. But once they are, Sasori is of the mindset that he and Deidara belong to each other. Married, for all intents and purposes. And he does not like it when he notices outsiders ogling Deidara, or anybody talking to him and seeming like they’re a little too close, or friendly, etc. But he doesn’t want Deidara to get put off by his behavior and possibly leave him, so he tries his best to subdue it. At any rate, deep down, he knows he has nothing to worry about.

K iss - Are they a good kisser? What was the first kiss like?

Sasori was an absolutely terrible kisser … at first. His first kiss with Deidara was awkward, and much too hard: he timed it wrong and ended up bonking his hard wooden head against Deidara’s soft forehead, which left an embarrassing bruise. Also his lips were very dry, woody and grainy, something Deidara did not find very appealing. But time and a lot of effort on Sasori’s part improved this. He learned to be slower, and much gentler, and to read Deidara’s body language to know what he wanted. He also redesigned his facial features to give himself softer, more human-like lips, which Dei was very happy about.

L ove Confession - How would they confess to their s/o?

Sasori’s confession was very surprising to Deidara. Sasori’s a master at keeping his feelings and emotions in check, and up until his confession, Deidara had had no clue that Sasori felt anything for him. But one day Sasori asked him to come into his lab, sat down with him, and started talking. He circled around and around the point so much that Deidara had to stop him and ask him point-blank if he was trying to say he liked him, to which Sasori responded, in a deadpan voice, “‘Like’ is for children. We’re grown men, and I’m in love with you, Deidara.” When Deidara remembered how to speak again, he promptly reciprocated.

M arriage - Do they want to get married? How do they propose? What would the marriage be like?

Actual, legal marriage feels like a pointless concept to them. Being criminals, they already do so many things “off the grid”, so going into a temple and signing papers just isn’t something either is interested in. They’ve considered themselves “married” from the very first moment they got together. Sasori considers Deidara as his spouse, and makes sure everyone around them knows his feelings on the matter.

N icknames - What do they call their s/o?

Sasori has always called Deidara “brat”, and being in a relationship doesn’t change this. The same with Deidara referring to Sasori as “Danna”. But over time, terms of endearment evolve a tiny bit. Deidara likes the word “babe”, which Sasori hates, and likes to say things like “Hey, Danna-babe?” when he’s being teasing. Surprisingly Deidara’s favorite term of endearment that Sasori calls him is … just his name. Just Deidara. But the way Sasori says it, as if it’s the most precious word in his language, never fails to send goosebumps up and down Deidara’s arms.

O n Cloud Nine - What are they like when they are in love? Is it obvious for others? How do they express their feelings?

It isn’t very obvious when Sasori is in love. Nothing about his personality really changes … except. He’s started to become a lot more sensitive to where Deidara is at all times, and when he’s sent on missions without Sasori, the redhead actually expresses worry over his whereabouts. Normally Sasori is very scornful of what he refers to as “human weaknesses” but once, Deidara left with Hidan on a mission, and it started to rain. Deidara forgot his cloak at home. Sasori literally raced out of the hideout and miles down the road to catch up to Deidara to give it to him. The others saw this and were in shock; that level of caring wasn’t something they’d ever seen from him.

P DA - Are they upfront about their relationship? Do they brag with their s/o in front of others? Or are they rather shy to kiss etc. when others are watching?

Sasori isn’t much one for PDA, but Deidara is. He’s very hands-on and likes surprising Sasori with hugs from behind, and cheek-kisses. If this happens around other people, Sasori will usually be gruff and throw a “that’s quite enough, brat” at him. But alone, Sasori will smile and return whatever gesture Deidara has given to him. Sasori isn’t really very close to anyone else in the Akatsuki, except for Konan, and to her and her alone he divulges bits of his relationship with Deidara, as well as asking for advice on how to handle certain situations with him.

Q uirk - Some random ability they have that’s beneficial in a relationship.

Don't know if this counts as a quirk, but, Sasori is a hardcore perfectionist. If he does something and feels it's not absolutely perfect, he'll practice it over and over again until he gets it right. This is great for Deidara, as it means he's been the recipient of HOURS of lip-locking, and ... *other* ... physical things.

R omance - How romantic are they? What would they do to make their s/o happy? Cliché or rather creative?

Being romantic is a hard concept for someone like Sasori to grasp. But after spending time with Deidara he sees that his lover is somebody who appreciates attention above all other things. So when Sasori is alone with Deidara, he has his undivided attention. The moon could fall out of the sky and Sasori would still be gazing into Deidara's eyes. Sasori's love language is an even mix of Touch, and Gestures, so this is what Deidara tends to receive. Sasori will cook for him (which isn't the greatest at first but Sasori improves within the first few months), and do little things like stroke his arm or touch his cheek. Going back to the attention aspect, Sasori compliments some small thing about Deidara every chance he gets, like noting if he likes a new cologne Dei is using, or remarking that a certain color looks really good on him.

S upport - Are they helping their s/o achieve their goals? Do they believe in them?

This is a hard one because Deidara's only goals are artistic ones, and he and Sasori differ greatly on what they consider true art to be. The worst fight they ever had was when Deidara told him his ultimate plans for detonating himself one day to create the "ultimate work of art"; Sasori can't physically cry but his face looked as close to crying as it possibly could. Seeing this reaction, and realizing how hurt Sasori would be if Deidara suddenly ended his life in such a way, made Deidara re-think his views on some things. Or at least have the sense to keep quiet about them.

T hrill - Do they need to try out new things to spice out your relationship? Or do they prefer a certain routine?

Sasori is very much a routine kind of person, and Deidara likes spontaneity. Sasori tries to be accomodating but any step outside of his normal patterns leaves him feeling really, really unsettled. Deidara knows this and tries to accept that Sasori is like this, and incorporate "surprises" into the mix that Sasori can still feel he's in control of. The only thing that doesn't fall into this category, is their life in the bedroom. Sasori doesn't feel physical pleasure from sex like Deidara does, but he gets a very heady mental stimulation from it. He enjoys learning about Deidara's body, what he likes, what he loves, and how to get him there in different ways.

U nderstanding - How good do they know their partner? Are they empathetic?

Sasori knows Deidara better than anybody on earth. Part of this is just due to Sasori's nature of quietly observing others. He learned a great deal about him during their beginning simply Akatsuki partners, and much more after they become romantically involved with each other. Within a year he can take a glance at Deidara's face and know his mood just by reading his expression. Empathy isn't something that's really in Sasori's emotional range but he tries.

V alue - How important is the relationship to them? What is it’s worth in comparison to other things in their life?

For a very long time Sasori saw no value in having any sort of relationship, romantic or otherwise, with others. People to him were tools to be used until they were no longer needed by him. Even at the very very start of Sasori acknowledging that he had feelings for Deidara, he was confused about what they were. He was used to literally collecting people to turn into puppets, and Deidara's beauty made him an ideal candidate, which is why Sasori believed he was so drawn to Dei. One night it got to the point where he actually got out a set of tools and prepared to go into Deidara's room and "take" him to be part of his collection. But for some reason the thought of cutting into Deidara made Sasori feel disgusted and sad. Took him about a week to realize that this was because he was in love with the blonde. But still, Sasori is big into the concept of ownership, and Deidara is HIS. And he's the most valuable and precious thing that Sasori has, and God help anyone who tries to hurt or take Dei away from him.

W ild Card - A random Fluff Headcanon.

Sasori has been fascinated with Dedaira's hair from the get-go. At first he felt weird about asking but eventually he couldn't resist anymore and asked if he could brush it. This turned into an obsession where, whenever Sasori feels frustrated or stressed out, he asks Deidara to come into his room so that he can sit and play with his hair. He's gotten very good at braiding and will practice different styles for hours while Deidara sits at his feet, eating and talking. Sometimes Sasori will give him these amazing scalp massages that has Deidara fall asleep, and Sasori will hold him and feast on his beauty for hours.

X OXO - Are they very affectionate? Do they love to kiss and cuddle?

Sasori is weirdly only extremely affectionate when he’s worried over Deidara, or over something he’s done. He has a gut-wrenching fear of losing him, and if Deidara gets sick? Even if it’s something as simple as a little cold, Sasori will be immensely worried over it. He’ll be sweet to Deidara, holding him and kissing and giving him little touches to the point where Deidara gets a little annoyed over it. But otherwise Sasori isn’t the most demonstrative person, and Deidara accepts this. He knows Sasori loves him, he just has a problem with showing it sometimes.

Y earning - How will they cope when they’re missing their partner?

Not ... well. Again, Sasori’s biggest fear is the thought that he could lose Deidara. When Sasori was a boy, his parents went off to war, and they told him that they’d be back ... and they never came back. He spent his entire childhood waiting on his parents to come home. So when Deidara is out of his sight, Sasori tries his hardest to keep busy because if he doesn’t, he’ll freeze up and sit motionless like the puppet that he is, waiting on Deidara to return to him.- But he tries not to show his level of worry to Deidara because he doesn’t want to scare him off, or for Deidara to feel like Sasori is “smothering” him in their relationship.

Z eal - Are they willing to go to great lengths for the relationship? If so, what kind of?

Sasori is willing to do anything, and I do mean anything, for Deidara. And he changes, or attempts to change, things about the coldness of his personality, so that Deidara wants to stay with him. Sasori doesn’t show it but Deidara really has him wrapped around his finger.

#sasodei #fluff alphabet #sasori x deidara #sasori #deidara #love

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fwooofy · 1 year

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Can you bless us with some general Sasori HCs?

I'm sorry for how late this answer is, still not used to checking Tumblr - But thank you for the ask!!

Here are some of my Sasori HCs - It got a big longer than I anticipated, but I legit never shut up about Sasori lol

(Slaps the top of Hiruko) this bad boy can fit so much neurodivergence and trauma. Specifically I see him with ASD, he's somewhere on the spectrum, special interest is puppets. Sasori gives off narcissistic traits, he also has a big control issue. Things have to go this way, be done like this. Man also has routines, do not fuck with them. The shit Chiyou did to him as a child left its mark, its way more then just he hates waiting.

Human Sasori has freckles! (this one is self indulgent as a natural red head) Sasori had freckles, and its one detail he left off his puppet body. His puppet body is roughly the same size of his human form, if not a bit bulkier but its to fit tons of weapons and poisons inside himself. No one expects the short king to stab you in a vital point, it works to his advantage. If you look at Sasori and think he will be easy to take on because of his smaller stature, you've already fallen for his trap

Sasori left his village at 15, and we know he's 35 in the Anime. I personally hc him to be late teens, when we see his fight with Konan. And its somewhere in his 20's or so when he turned himself into a puppet. Oh how I wish we knew this process!!! But I like to HC that his human body is sealed away in a scroll somewhere in the back of his storage. It's roughly 17/18 in age, and probably incapacitated. If he transferred himself back into that body, he'd be weak and sick and would have to recover. The reasons he still has his human body is in the event he has to fix his puppet body and can't be in it- Ya never know (good rp material too)

During his rouge years, and when he was still human. Sasori was going on murder tours legit for 'Art Supplies' - Rouge Sasori is very different from the puppet man we know, he's free from his village, doing his art. Slaughtering villages along the way. I hc his mental health was at his lowest, and he /didn't care./ He was definitely on one, thank god Konan found him lol - Apathetic, uncaring, this is where he got his title Akasuna / Of the Red Sands

He gets along with some of the other Akatsuki members. I like to think Sasori and Kakuzu are actually decent friends/comrades. Both are one of the original Akatsuki members, along with Itachi. Both are old, some fashion of immortal, they both keep to themselves but when they cross paths they get along rather well, even if its for a short time. I'd say he also respects Itachi, but both are men a few words. No strong feelings.

Sasori actually does appreciate other forms of art, we see this in the hidden series where he and Deidara find someone who makes a specific kind of pottery, same when he fought Konan he brought up her jutsu being art. Knowing Sasori can look at other art forms, its telling about him and Deidara's fights. His opinions on Deidara's art is /personal/ - I feel like, Sasori was willing to say the sculptures themselves is art, but the second Deidara blows it up and makes that conflict with his personal art philosophies.... Is where the actual strife is. But he doesn't disregard Deidara's skill, just what he does in the end. But after so long of arguing over what /true art is/ it's now just personal beef. "Your art sucks, get a real hobby."

Sasori HATES Orochimaru. I honestly don't think these two were 'close' when Orochimaru was his partner. Honestly I think Sasori thought Orochimaru was off putting, their ideals of how to get immortality differ nor do I think Orochimaru would of cared for Sasori's art. I don't think there was any strong feelings, UNTIL Orochimaru left. Sasori suddenly was like, "FUCK THAT SNAKE FUCKER! He attacked one of our members and then went AWOL?!?!". Sasori was with Pein when Orochimaru was recruited, didn't want him to join in the first place - and I know Sasori just muttering under his breath like "I knew we never should of let him in, no one fucking listens to me. I should of killed him" - And because Oro left, they needed to find a new membber- So that means Sasori was than inconvenienced with having to find a new partner, and oooooooo he hates that snake SO MUCH.

His relationship with the Kazekage is always a fun thing to think about - and normally for me it gets into more ship / trauma related things. BUT without those themes, I think Sasori has strong, hate filled feelings for his country and its leaders. They /used/ him for this war, he was making puppets to kill. Chiyou's bullshit aside from fucking him up, this was something he grew to hate. We don't know how or when he took the Kazekage, we only know that it was hard and he left 0 trace, it's why the puppet is his favorite. With Sandaime taken, the sand spent all their recourses looking for him making them weak and easy to attack. This was part of Sasori's plan, one final fuck you to his village. As well as the bragging rights of legit stealing and now using 'The strongest kazekage known to the Sunagakure history' - I can only imagine his smug face and sense of superiority.

#Ask #Anon #Fwoofy.txt #Headcanon #Sasori #I actually love asks like this #i've just been busy #Anyway #I love Sasori #and I have many thoughts about him #please ask me more lol

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secret-engima · 2 years

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eclipsearising

This is why I think Kishimoto didn’t really think about his word building. He just went “You know what would be cool?” And then came up with something completely stupid/

Me: no no no you don’t understand THIS IS LITERALLY WHAT HE DID. THIS IS LITERALLY IT. I HAVE SEEN IT WAY TOO MANY TIMES FOR IT NOT TO BE. Examples off the top of my head being *especially* in the 4th war.

-There is- literally an entire *episode* of Naruto’s training with Killer B dedicated to Naruto learning he can’t make shadow clones in Kyuubi mode because that will *actually kill him* because of how the chakra drain works in that mode. It is literally hand waved the moment Naruto leaves the island because Kishi refuses to let *any* character other than Naruto be useful and so he needs to go to like five different places at once to fight zetsu in kyuubi mode. in universe it’s something about Kurama not trying to kill Naruto with chakra drain anymore but like- that isn’t explained until multiple episodes of Naruto casually using shadow clones and *not thinking about the consequences* and his *trainer Killer B* not stopping him or reminding him about the danger so clearly that excuse was thrown in last second to appease the plot hole.

-In the same episodes as the above, Naruto learns he can’t use RASENGAN in kyuubi mode because, in a potentially neat twist, it turns out the Rasengan works on the same principles as a biju bomb and when he tries to rasengan the kyuubi chakra converts it into a biju bomb instead. You can look at *almost any 4th war fight with naruto in it* and see him spamming rasengan. in kyuubi chakra cloak mode.

-Sasuke fighting Deidara pre 4th war. He’s literally out of chakra but somehow not only summons a boss summon, but forces it to shield him from a fatal blast. Because Cool Points™.

-The entire. fricken. 4th war. Is building up to Madara being the final boss. I am not joking. Like- I know I’m not a published author or whatever but I’ve been writing multi chapter fic for somewhere around 7-8 years and I’ve been reading gobs of stories since I had the brain power to process words. The narrative build up is there. The entire point to nerfing the 5 kage so they can’t beat Madara, to *all of the Biju* not being able to beat Madara and getting retaken into the jyuubi/making him the jyuubi jinchuuriki is one long, poorly executed difficulty spike for the final boss. There is an *entire scene* that goes for 5 plus minutes of Obito using what he thinks is his dying will to pull out a fragment of chakra from the Ichibi and Gyuuki respectively because that directly ties into the tug of war that happened however many eps back when Obito was the kyuubi Jinchuuriki. Naruto had received chakra from every biju except the Ichibi and Gyuuki and was able to use those as a connection to *pull the biju out* of the seal and free them/rescue them and thus de-power Obito, but he couldn’t do it with Ichibi and Gyuuki because he’d never gotten that piece of their chakra and couldn’t resonate with them/pull them free. And Obito, when he does his heel face turn and becomes good again, risks using what could literally be his last moments to get those two bits of chakra and give them to Naruto. That is SCREAMING final boss setup. Madara was supposed to be the big bad, Sasuke and Naruto were gonna get their act together, fight him in a big messy final fight while everyone else is stuck in Infinite Tsukuyomi, then Obito’s gift of those last two chakra resonances would let Naruto pull the biju out of Madara and depower/defeat him. It is SO OBVIOUS.

And then instead we get Kaguya at the literal last second, no fight with Madara, this guy who basically stomped all over the world goes out like a *chump* because Kishi didn’t want the money train to end and thought a literal moon goddess coming out of nowhere would be “cool”.

Those are just off the top of my head but there are literally hundreds of more incidents where if you actually *look* at what is narratively happening, the tropes being used, the build up, the prior “world-building” you can see that Kishi genuinely does not think about his timeline, his world building, any of that. He just goes with the Rule of Cool and what he thinks will be the most shocking “plot twist” at the time. It is. *So bad*.

#Secret Engima Rambles #SE rants #naruto #naruto canon is narratively an insult to anyone who actually gives two pennies about cohesive narration #and consistent worldbuilding #there is somehow just enough cohesion to get you invested #and then it throws it away to be big and bombastic and stupid

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wing-ed-thing · 2 years

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Deidara, Sasori, and Hidan High School AU Headcanons

My personal headcanons and perhaps a shameless advertisement for Senioritis: Hidan, Senioritis: Deidara, and Senioritis: Sasori

💕Part time barista because more of Deidara’s life revolves around caffeine than he likes to admit

💕Because he wants to go into art, he only has to take four required classes during his senior year. That, and he actually placed very high in math (and took advanced chemistry)

💕Chaotic schedule that consists of late nights, late mornings, and coming in to school at ten in the morning or later (only has to take four classes, remember)

💕Used to be a lifeguard but ultimately hated it (not to mention he sunburns easily)

💕Spends most of his free periods that he’s actually at school in the art room working on projects. Brings the teacher a free coffee

💕Hates driving

💕Honors student and works on costume design for the musical. No one really appreciates the art of fashion nowadays

💕Complains about his busy and packed schedule, but actively chose to take an extra two advanced placement courses (which includes advanced literature)

💕Doesn’t openly care about a lot, but seems to put some actual effort into dramatic readings. The teacher will call on him to read an excerpt and he actually... could have a promising career as a voice actor

💕No one tells him this

💕Spends most of his time after school either tutoring (as required by the honors program) or working on his costumes during musical season in the art room

💕Has one full body paper mache project standing in the corner of the art room that no one acknowledges the teacher lets him keep it there

💕Pitcher on the baseball team, absolutely kills carnival games. Every time the team goes to an amusement park or festival where there are any sort of carnival games, they each compete to see who can get the most prizes

💕Hidan has been reining champ 3 years running

💕Barely holding his head above water in terms of his grades, is in tutoring strictly to stay on the baseball team. More than half the classes he’s taking he has to pass or he doesn’t graduate

💕Drives a mom car

💕A good chunk of Hidan’s problems could be solved if he got reading glasses

💕Purely a dumb jock, horrible habit of calling people “babe”. Will talk to you in a way that makes you feel like he’s making fun of you but you can’t quite place it

Thank you to all who liked, reblogged, followed and otherwise supported. Your support means so much and is greatly appreciated.

#Deidara #sasori #hidan #naruto #naruto headcanon #naruto headcanons #naruto imagines #naruto imagine #naruto scenario #naruto scenarios #Senioritis

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flowerycoffin · 2 years

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My late entry on @sasori-mini-bang

Day 2

Free day

Forgive me for any mistakes in writting. Being non-native speaker gives a lot of insecurities while doing this.

I’ll keep things under the cut because as it turned out I’ve written much more than intended. If you are just for picture it’s at the end of the cutted text

“canvas”

“White walls everywhere, something coarse around neck and arms and question inside suicidal mind ‘where am I?’. Person stared blankly at the ceiling until familiar voice could be heard.

- You are finally awake, danna… What were you even thinking?

Sasori breathed hardly on plain hospital bed and glimpsed at long, blonde hair. It was his very close friend and coworker Deidara; sitting on the side of the bed with guilt and despair painted on his face. A chair was taken by naping girl with which awakened patient had good contacts with. Dei touched her hip and calmly said:

- Karin? I think our boy is finally on this world.

Redhair needed a while to understand this sudden awakening and after realizing circumstances jumped with big grin on her face, covering lying mans wounded neck with pastel sweater, trying to say “Sas, it’s you! You are alive!” While choking her tears and forcing them to stay inside of her.

- You’re so lucky that you woke up perfectly at your birthday. - Deidara stated with subtle smile.

- W-what? My birthday? Guys, how long have you been sitting here? - Sasori tried to count when he decided to end his life and the time he’s been lying here. It was at 7th of november. Intrusive thoughs started taking advantage of bright, pretty mind. This parody of real human was here exactly one day, sleeping and healing wounds while people close to this empty shell were wasting their precious time to watch it breathe. ‘Why?’; the question occured. ‘Why?’.

- I wasn’t here pretty lon-

- You slept on the chair Karin. You’ve been sleeping for one and half of a hour.

- I WAS MEDITATING! Anyway- I’m glad you woke up, because now I can give you this to your hands and not on the table. - Karin handled scorpio a neatly packed book.

Whole trio was watching together glued pictures with precious, carefully selected memories. Bandaged hands were softly touching every canva of adventures which could be preserved on paper forever, just like birthday boy always wanted things to be. Something broke him; something shaked his porcelain head and made doll-esque face finally shout out loud all of the bottled emotions.

- I can’t believe you love me that much! I-I. I’m so-rry.

- Don’t sorry for anything. It’s not your fault. - blonde whispered while hugging tightly shattered doll.

- We just happened to naively think you’re finally okay. - redhairs glasses rubbed against Sasoris shoulder.

Scorpion grasped - He was not alone anymore. Tears at last dripped and fell on his friends faces, arms took the same position as when he wanted to feel comfort and touch from his puppets, corners of the lips gone up. Thoughs changed into words

- I’m finally home.”

Yay! Writting part took me way too much space; I’m not a fanfiction writter. Or at least I thought I’m not. It’s my first ever take in digital collage so no wonder it’s- ugh…. Halfbaked? And Sasori pick got pixalated :’^(

If anyone wants a bonus lore - this page shows that one time when whole three gone on Body Worlds in far away city, so on the way to the exhibition they took a small trip into a palace, and day after arrival and main attraction trio went to see doll houses museum and festive where you can wear hand-made outfits by local tailors and buy and/or pose in them. On a way back they headed to well known park in one of the cities.

Anyway - I hope it was enjoyable.

You can treat this as direct continuation from day 1 or as entirely different timeline.

#sasoriminibang2022 #sasori #naruto #fanart #I guess; not sure #fanfiction #as it turns out #deidara #karin uzumaki #I didn’t had any particular ship in mind. Just dudes being besties #but if you ship any of these 3 with eachother I’m not stopping you to write sasodei; deikarin or whatever else in tags #tw suicide mention

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coolkat122 · 2 years

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I'm Innocent: FemReader x Naruto/Other (Pilot)❌

This is a pilot of a story idea that I lost interest in

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"How? How could you do this? I'm your sister!" Emerald green eyes stared into my (e/c) ones as a conniving smirk grew on their tan face, she placed a fake sympatric hand over her breast where her heart should be.

"Tch, sorry sis but you know what it's like gonna look out for number one" Her eyes cut to the door before looking back at me,"See ya when you get out though you might be an old hag when that happens" As the footsteps grew closer she quickly waved farewell before jumping off just as the men with guns burst the door open with their weapon pointed directly at me.

I held my hands up in the air in surrender, eyes downcast as I felt the sting of betrayal... by my younger sister who I've done nothing but look after and she pulls this on me of all people she could have backstabbed it was me.

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I walked down the hall of the prison I'll be staying at, from what I've heard it's suppose to be the place where all the worlds biggest and baddest were locked up most if not all were going to be here till the day they died and that just might be the same for me as well.

I had no hopes of getting out no one cared enough to prove my innocence and I doubt that I could escape with how locked down this place was, I had finally reached my cell and there were already three people in it... and all of them were male. I turned to one of the guards with confusion.

"Hey wait, their male! you can't room me up with men" They didn't listen to my complaints as they removed my cuffs before roughly shoving me into the room and once I was fully in they wasted no time locking the door.

I quickly turned ready to fight off any attempts of attack but none of them made a move and the one in the corner was moving his arms all weird in a hurried and blurry manner he turned around full speed making his move and I thrust out my fist as fast as I could punching something that didn't feel like a face and hurt like hell.

"Ow/Shit!" I held my bruised fist while he covered his face moving over to the blond who was making something out of clay but it was messed up when the mask-wearing male yanked his arm whining.

"Deidara, Deidara the newbie punched Tobi and Tobi was just trying to be a good boy" Deidara had pulled his arm free glaring.

"Can it TOBI LOOK WHAT YOU DID!" He pointed to his ruined project, "And that was the last of it too, it's going to be a while before they give me some more" Tobi whimpered as he cowered back.

"Tobi sorry, Tobi didn't mean to" I started feeling bad for punching him, he seemed like a-wait no you don't get locked up here without being super fucked up so I still stand by what I did. I was going to turn an head for the empty bed I assume to be mine when I heard the crunch of paper and felt it too beneath my bare feet. I bent down to pick it up and saw that it's what that weird-o drew.

It appeared to be a drawing of these three with an extra person with a question mark for a head that was labeled newbie above them and the three that poorly resembled my cellmates warmly welcomed the new member.... that's..that's suppose to be me, isn't it? I'm the only newbie so it had to be everything pointed to me.

He noticed I picked it up and bounced over to me all rainbow and sunshine like and said in a cheerful voice, "THAT'S THE DRAWING TOBI DREW AS YOUR WELCOMING PRESENT!" I glanced back at it before cutting them back to him.

"It looks..nice...very uh artsy" I heard a scoff mainly from the blond though both of them made some kind of sound of disapproval but only blondie went further by voicing it.

"Don't insult art by calling his poorly drawn drawing" He raised both hands, " 'Artsy' it's an insult to true artist everywhere and we do not appreciate" He lowered them after he was done doing the quotation on artsy but kept the glare as he turned back to his work trying to fix it.

I held back from laughing because I didn't want to get into a fight if he was bad enough to be thrown in here then he must be a force to be reckoned with but I just can't help it and how 'offended' he got over a word and it wasn't a very impactful word either nor held any importance, it was just artsy.

I shook my head and faked a cough so what little laugh I had could escape without sounding like I was laughing then I quickly turned to Tobi and smiled, "Uh thanks for the drawing I'll uh put it up here" I placed it on the wall but realized I don't have anything to tape it with, "Shit"

"No worries Tobi got this" He turned back to bother the blond again but this time lightly taps his shoulder.

"Un?" He grunted without turning to look at Tobi still focus on his clay.

"Tobi wants his tape back, Tobi promises to be good with it" He placed down his clay turning in his chair to look at Tobi with a raised brow.

"Why do you want it?" Tobi pointed back to me while Deidara leans over to the left to see what Tobi was pointing towards when he saw that it was me he cut his eye back to the mask-wearing male.

"She needs it to hang up Tobi's drawing" He cringed for a bit before further questioning Tobi.

"And where exactly is she hanging it?" Tobi pointed again and I stepped out of the way as Deidara stared at it in thought before humming with approval, "That's out of sight enough so fine" He pulled it from out of his desk but tore the piece off himself instead of handing the whole thing over to Tobi.

"There that should be enough" He placed it back into the drawer as Tobi happily took it and came back over to me, I carefully took it and used it to hang it up then stepped back a bit.

"Yay Tobi's drawing is up" He gets too excited over things even the small stuff I can tell and that's going to annoy me I just know it, I mentally sighed and wished I had gotten a different cellmate.

"Well now that that's done I'm going to go to bed so night" Like I expected Tobi was the only to say it back before going back to drawing and though I tried to sleep I couldn't I didn't trust any of them enough to actually do it, I was up even when they eventually went to bed which if you were curious it went like this.

Deidara yawned before pushing back on his chair getting up and going over to his bed climbing to the top when he sat down up there he called out to Tobi, "Hey it's bedtime stop your 'drawing' and hit the sack already"

"Okay~" Tobi did as told without a complaint and hopped on his bed which was under Deidara's and turned off the light he was using to help him see so he could draw over in the corner.

"Goodnight Deidara, Goodnight Sasori and goodnight new cellmate" Sasori was the last to go which was an hour later after those two, he climbed up on the bunk above mine and went to sleep or so I assume.

Eventually, my lids grew tired and I did fall asleep but I hoped that if they tried anything I would wake in time to stop them, I'm not sure what they might do but I had a guess what they might be thinking and I had no plans on letting them put it to action. It would be over my dead body that's for sure.

"Sweet dreams sis"

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Yeah I'm probably not going to finish this since I'm just not sure I'm liking the ideas and plots I keep thinking of so far but who knows might change my mind when I legit like an idea I come up with eventually.

#Naruto universe fanfic #reader insert #fanfiction #alternative universe #au #Tobi #Tobi is his own person and not Obito #Deidara #Sasori #Sister OC #Prison #prisoner Reader #Pilot #discontinued?#story idea

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mrsbakashi · 2 years

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LET’S GOOO;

kakuzu, hidan, deidara

ok, so:

one night stand: hidan, obviously. hidan is the perfect guy for one night stand because you can have the kinkiest sex ever and then never see him again, so you don't have to worry about anything. he's also great at degradating, humiliating you, make you feel like you're nothing, but at the same time making you feel like you're his entire world and that's great, but for the rest of the time he's so annoyingly annoying i just can't handle him. great sex, tho. but he's also the kind of guy who would not be ok with you just walking away like "yeah, one night stand, bye" he needs to feel he's got the power and holds the decision so that's also complicated. but he's hot, so...

best friend: deidara again, just because. he is great best friend material, chaotic, fun, obsessed. we have so much fun together. o just have this idea where we plan to ruin everyone's lives by annoying the shit out of them and it's perfect. explosions everywhere. also i'm the #1 fan of his art.

husband: it's gotta be Kakuzu... and it's someone-i-can't-remember-who's fault who posted a story about Kakuzu being adorable with a baby daughter and a wife and that lives rent free in my mind ever since. i thought it was you, but i couldn't find the post so i can't be sure but it was so adorable. i love me a grumpy man who's mean with everyone but absolutely soft (while still grumpy) with his girl and would let his daughter play with his hair 🥺 SO ADORABLE. also i need Kakuzu to let me sit on his lap while he counts his money every once in a while and then tell me i'm a good girl.

#i love these games #ask game #thank you dor asking babes #i dont remember the tags i used to use because it's been two months #so maybe i'll just start new ones #but hm i guess:#morggie answers #?????#dunno #anyway

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lionessfics · 2 years

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Kakuzu NSFW headcanons?

Kakuzu is one of my favorite of the Akatsuki, so I had a lot of fun putting this list together. Inspired by how @chanfictions writes the Kakuzu and Hidan duo. I'm hoping to get a few pieces about them in the works after I get through the current requests (feel free to request if you have any ideas!). Hope y'all enjoy~

18+ Content. Minors Do Not Interact.

Kakuzu is one of the most dominant men you've probably ever encountered. He just exudes control and authority. His presence alone is enough to make you want to submit to him. Which, of course, you do willingly, knowing that no matter what happens he's not going to do anything to harm you permanently. He knows how to take care of his favorite plaything.

With Kakuzu having decades of experience, get ready for anything and everything, though he would never go against your hard limits. He would definitely encourage you try new things however, experimenting with your softer boundaries to try and open you up to new kinks.

His favorite kinks include bondage, with either rope or his own threads, sloppy sloppy blowjobs, cockwarming, and impact play with all kinds of different instruments though sometimes he's just as happy to use his own hand and getting to feel your skin warm from the strikes as you squirm and struggle underneath him as you enjoy it just as much as he is.

Kakuzu's favorite sex positions are any that have you bent over something (a desk, a table, the bed, etc), taking you roughly from behind or any that have you suspended from a Shibari rope sculpture of his making and completely at his mercy.

When he is hot and bothered, ready to take you anyway he can, there's generally nothing you can do to get out of it, so you better be ready for him when he comes for you. Especially after he's come back from a mission with that frustrating partner of his.

He prefers to keep you away from the other Akatsuki members, never having been much of the sharing type. Though, he has been persuaded to bring out his voyeur side to watch you with his partner on very rare occasions.

He is incredibly well-endowed with a big dick to match his big dick energy. And he knows exactly how to use it. Leaving you a shaking, sobbing mess at the end of every session. There's always a small worry in the back of your mind that he might actually split you in half.

Aftercare is essential even to a big, rough man such as Kakuzu. You are not allowed to be alone after sex even if it was just a vanilla session so don't even try to argue. Surprisingly, he's a cuddler, holding onto you tightly until you've come all the way down and have slept at least a little. Sometime, you wonder how much of it is actually for you and how much of it is for him. Dom drop is a very real thing after all.

He doesn't seem to be very emotionally attached to you and isn't very affectionate, however you're pretty sure he cares considering that time he almost killed Deidara and Tobi when they had decided to prank you and miscalculated the clay explosion, nearly blowing your arms off. You had been lucky to escape with only a few burns. They were lucky that Kakuzu had been on a mission and you had had the time to talk him out of murder when he got back, making him a deal that he didn't refuse to save their sorry hides from more than a tongue-lashing.

Kakuzu's favorite place to have you is on his lap, you snuggled against him with his arm wrapped around you as he works, sometimes with his cock buried in your tight pussy as you hold tightly to him, waiting patiently for him to finish so he can then fuck you bent over his desk or leaned over the bed. It's also his favorite position for foreplay. Your back pressed against his chest, legs slung over his, his knees spreading your legs apart as he buries two thick fingers in your cunt, his other hand fondling a breast as you arch and moan his name.

Another place that's good for you to be is where he can keep an eye on you. Sitting in his eyeline while reading or engaging in some other quiet hobby is his preference, one you should follow to keep yourself out of trouble. Unless, of course, you want to be punished.

#kakuzu #akatsuki #kakuzu x reader #naruto #naruto headcanons #naruto fanfiction #kakuzu headcanons #lionessanswers

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thou-can-say-azrail · 3 years

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hc that akatsuki didnt know that deidara was a kid when they tried to recruit him

imagine them waltzing in there and coming to face 13-ish deidara and being like "cool and where is the unhinged, evil, jounin level terrorist that blew shit up so hard he got himself an s-rank after like a week"

and dei, who is very much smol and not the 6ft tall, hardened criminal they expected just stands there like "r u kidding me"

i like to think they just stared at each other for a good 10 min in which several life choices were contemplated, especially after dei started ranting about his art and screaming at them and i can just feel sasori being like "immortality? sike bitch i am officially done with this bullshit"

my dude went from oro "imma just cut some bitches for their organs brb" chimaru to dei "i blow shit up in my free time and thats the healthiest coping mechanism i have which is really concerning ngl" dara how did he still have the will to life after that

#hi #i am alive #lol #i woke up at 3 am typed this out and went straight back to bed #naruto #deidara #akatsuki #sasori #orochimaru

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mixelation · 2 years

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on the topic of cultural differences, what did u have in mind for ita+dei in HD? I picked up on a few but its always nice to hear it from the author

extremely meandering reply:

hmmm well, itachi and deidara have a lot of differences in terms of how they think of the world and their role in society, shaped by a bunch of aspects of their life. so in HD Deidara has grown up an orphan in a system that doesn't really value orphans, so he has a very "me against the world" mentality. i also generally think of Konoha as being more overall accepting of people who don't conform to societal standards (not that they're a hippy-dippy village who accept everyone-- it's just that if you're a badass people care less if your personality is like Kakashi's or Gai's)... so Itachi has grown up in an environment where he was constantly getting praised for his skills and people forgave him being kind of weird in some respects, whereas Deidara grew up trying to be EXTREMELY free-spirited in a much more controlling society, with no big family to shield him or try and talk him down from blowing up public buildings, and that's why he's Like That.

I should note that Itachi did get a lot of pressure to be a perfect shinobi and his views on Violence Bad were probably met with "hmm, that's cute. how many guys can you kill at once--" and then eventually "What if you just killed your family" by like 95% of people he might talk to, but in general Konoha is more lenient of you having strange hobbies outside of work... so if Itachi had grown up to be the weird man who sits under a tree and tries to give you hard candies and philosophize at you, that would have been acceptable as long as he was also still doing his missions. Meanwhile, being eccentric in Iwa is more frowned upon-- in my version, Iwa got hit harder by the third war, so they're overall dealing with more financial stress, all-around post-war trauma, and a lack of resources that made Deidara's superiors resentful of this insanely talented kid wanting to waste his time on "art." Another part of this is also that Konoha emphasizes bonding with your fellow shinobi more than other villages... so even if Shiori and Daisuke think Deidara is weird, they've been told to try and accept everyone's unique talents... and in my mind this attitude comes from Konoha still having to keep unified distinct clans that are dedicated to their own techniques, where as Iwa dissolved distinct clans when it was founded. It's also why Konoha ninja are like "sure, why not" at Deidara's hand-mouths and animated exploding clay animals, but Itachi trying to pass as an Iwa shinobi wouldn't work because they'd be like "who is THIS jackass? Why is he shivering it's not even cold? since are people here good at genjutsu??"

(And, like, obviously Konoha has also struggled with conflict between clans, or like whatever the fuck Danzo was doing, but in theory they are all about diverse people working as one village.)

I think some of the more obvious differences you see in Homemade Dynamite are like... structural differences in the shinobi system (ie, Deidara says in Iwa you get shuffled through multiple genin teams); Deidara talking about how land is at a premium in Iwa while Konoha has room to sprawl; Deidara not knowing Konoha hand signs; some references to differences in food; Deidara's disdain for the hot climate. I have some notes on how Iwa is built into a mountain side, with some older offices and even an open market being in caves carved into the land.

Hope that was the type of answer you were looking for??

#fic: homemade dynamite

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captnjacksparrow · 2 years

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As someone who tries to stay away from analyses because they tend to bash other characters to prove a point and they very often have a tendency to see the view from one stand point and never think of others, I find your analyses soothing. You rarely take just one side and you're not doing any mental acrobacy to prove your point and that's critical thinking, being able to see things from more sides and not seeing things in black and white. Of course you're not perfect but no one is and it's fine. Keep on doing this and I hope others will learn from you, if you had any recommendations for similar blogs, feel free to share

Thank you so much, Anon.

I think my write-ups are nothing new. It's just that Kishimoto's writing reflects in my posts. So, all your words in this ask is something I would direct it towards the Author. Because there are stories which talks about Revenge, Discovering oneself, Anti-Government, Good vs Bad, Righteousness and all that. But this story's core theme is Understanding and Anti-War.

Best Example is, Pain Arc.

What impressed me in that Arc was that scene when Naruto was seething with Anger and Hatred after seeing Nagato for the first time, as he rightfully should be because he is the looking at the person who is responsible for the death of his Master and Sensei. But Naruto had the strong mental integrity to control his hatred and started to ask Nagato, the right question.

"I don't know a thing about you... Tell me your story... And then I'll give you my Answer"

Naruto actually wants to listen to the other side of the story and come to a conclusion rather than striking at him just like that. And this is what Naruto has been doing from the First Arc... Haku, Gaara, Nagato, Obito were all the people he put an effort to understand before straight-up killing them like the rest of the other ninjas.

Look at the other side and see if you can still say the same thing. Otherwise, you are just a total hypocrite. Wonderful Message!!!.

This scene just explains it all.

“What about my Master? My Sensei? My Friends? My Home!?”

As an Audience, I was extremely devastated and couldn't move on from the shock I received after Pain obliterated Konoha. I was also feeling just like Naruto.

But the tables turned... All in a second.

"But what about my family? My friends? My Home? You Konoha Ninja aren't the only ones allowed to speak of Peace and Harmony, especially after you did to my village what I just did to yours."

Pain is simply asking some painful, logical, hard-hitting questions for which Naruto had no answer...

And Look at Naruto's dejected face. Even as a viewer, I didn't have an answer either. I can't even pick any sides and Nothing is black and white anymore. Unlike Kakuzu, Hidan, Deidara and Sasori... Nagato is not doing this for fun or money. He has a purpose and has an extreme pain behind that purpose.

But it doesn’t mean that Nagato was right though. His pain is understandable but his methods are not.

And that’s why Naruto’s decision of “It’s enough... Let’s stop this.... You have suffered because of us. And We also have suffered because of you... Let’s put an end to this vicious cycle of revenge/hatred and let’s think about the future” is the right decision, no matter how you look at it. It’s idealistic. Yes. But also, It’s a tough choice to make considering the loss Naruto & Konoha has suffered....

Which is also very similar to...

How Hashirama and Madara came to an agreement of Peace by setting aside their Generation after Generation of their ill-feelings and decided to unite together.

So, If the Narrative itself is pushing this dilemma where you cannot take sides because there are no innocents on one side but an Understanding could stop pointless conflicts and ill-feelings, then I feel while writing my post, I should also think in a similar way, think through others' POV and stop being biased by putting the blame on a single entity...

As for the blog recommendation,

I got this inspiration to write lengthy posts with Panels only after reading one of the Quora writer’s meta posts over there. However she is a NaruSaku Shipper, though. But she is my favourite when it comes to bringing up her points and explaining it in an understandable way. It’s been months since I read her posts last time... But her link is here.. [Link]. (She covered good topics other than shipping if you scroll down her page but stupid people disgusted her comment section it seems, so she is not writing those topics anymore)

However when it comes to Tumblr though, I’ve seen this person (senjuhashirama) wrote an excellent post about Will of Fire. That post clearly explained as to how Will of Fire concept can be used in a good way as well as in a bad way. [[I didn’t mention their blog explicitly because I never had a conversation with them, so I feel it’s inappropriate to specify them here.]]. I’ll attach that post... [Here]

And then there is this Excellent Analysis post about Obito in all of the internet.. [Post Link].. It's just WoW!!! Even if you don't like Obito, but by the end of that post you would eventually understand the depth of that character. There's no bias, no tear wiping, no blame shifting or no asspull agenda making. It's exactly how the author has written his character. These are the kind of posts I truly crave for.

I’ve never seen anyone here in Tumblr writing about all the topics... And Even if they do, they go full on Anti-Anti-Anti Konoha and Pro-Pro-Pro Uchiha (mostly Sasuke stans) and you will see them hating half of the characters in Narutoverse (especially Naruto) which goes against everything the story has set up and eventually they blame it on bad writing which I can't suggest from my side.

As for my imperfection, I think I know what you mean and I am kinda being intentional (??). Lol. You mean my Sakura/Hinata bashing (mostly Sakura)... in posts they are not relevant, Right?. I do think about this a lot and was conflicted about it... But then, her fans are self-insertive in every part of the story (even in a story where she isn't relevant) and it's very very hard to take part in the public fandom discussion without having her fans forcefully spamming their ideas everywhere. So, I kinda want to show their theories are utterly wrong through my posts.

So, Thanks again for this Ask. I thoroughly enjoyed writing this.

#obito #hashirama #madara #nagato #naruto

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