#(fucking *wheezes*)

[bougiebutchbitch]

*circus music plays* fucking came for my throat

#I am WHEEZING #opla #one piece #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #buggy the clown #good GRIEF #usopp #vinsmoke sanji #these fucking idiots #opla spoilers

[kpd-zero]

He picked up Gale from the floor and decided to just immediately flirt with him like a smug bastard he is.

#i fucking wheezed #astarion #gale #astarion ancunin #gale dekarios #gale of waterdeep #bg3 #baldurs gate 3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 astarion #bloodweave #is it bloodweave? i guess it is

[heartorbit]

always by your side

#couuugh. whehezze #hold on #project sekai #emu otori #pjsk #prsk #proseka #ok thatsg enough RANK 96 COOOOOGUH WHEEEZE #literlaly cough wheez ei have fucking covid. i wanted to draw something nicer for the event but my hands rlly hrut snd my throat hirts and #i was sticking my head in the freezer in between matches. #omfg i didnt think the end sprint was gonna be so insane i didnt have enough energy. mfers made me spend 700 gems. nene please. #i never wanna open the game agaon.(guy who will open it tomorrow and sunday) 16 MIL POINTS.. pimh was only 9mil. for rank 80smth. #the hatsune miku colorful stage tiering economy is in shambles #'im never doing that again' [will do it again in august] #event was insane. started out ill -> only 1 rate up card -> charger broke -> assignments -> covid on the last day. Be fr #to my beloved sakurako and fixer i wub you. ill try to finish my nice profile but well honk mimimi. #NSIFFLKE. SNIFFLE. WAAAAAAH #this is so lazy but i havent drawn for myself literally in a week. other than doodles i did between matches #actually theyre like little bobblehead emus all over my sketchbooks i should collage them into anpost #idk how people get that subtle gaussian blur on their lines i tried it but it looks so obvious to me here.. maybe bc i used a thick brush.. #ok wonderhoy i need to lay down so bad tylenol save me. I ACCIDENTALLY SWALLOWED MY LOZENGE IN THE MIDDLE OF A GAAAAAME

[cod-dump]

Just played some MWII (2009) last night, shot Soap in the ass by accident because I saw sudden movement.

And then I proceeded to get nailed by a snow mobile.

Captain MacTavish having to write a report on how he ended up with a bullet in the ass and why Roach got knocked into next week by a snow mobile. It’s funny now, looking back at it, but in that moment it was so fucking embarrassing having to take note what happened.

Ghost wouldn’t stop laughing when he got all the information on what happened, in tears because he’s laughing so hard. Best part (for Ghost) is that Soap isn’t even sitting properly yet, which just adds to the humor of it all.

It may have been embarrassing for the two of them, but at least someone got a much needed laugh.

#i wheezed so fucking hard #call of duty #modern warfare #mw 2009 #ask #thanks for the ask <3 #john soap mactavish #gary roach sanderson #simon ghost riley #drabble

[tangledinink]

he doesn't like the jutu.

a vote for swanatello is a vote to remove swannie from the jutu.

#is this what you people want-- you want jorts-- #are you happy now???? does this not entertain you--? #look at what youve done to him-- #the way i wheezed at the fucking jean tutu jesus fucking christ #vote for swannie and ill let him burn the jutu #rottmnt #tumblr polls #donniesona #fandom #fandom polls #tmnt #tmnt au competition

[leclercsbf]

“you see, i would have picked charles, esteban. i like my teammate.”

#f1 #charlos #pierresteban #charles leclerc #carlos sainz #pierre gasly #esteban ocon #THE WAY HE FUCKING WENT THERE I’M WHEEZING #THIS IS THEIR LORE CARLOS IT ADDS SPICE LET THEM LIVE #singapore gp 23

[toomuchbloodinmyalcoholsystem]

#has this one been done #I fucking wheezed when I saw the post #pickles the drummer #nathan explosion #nickles #metalocalypse #dethklok #incorrect quotes #phoneticmeow #speech bubbles

[jaskefer]

"How fortunate, that is. I've long wanted to see you in person."

#the witcher #thewitcheredit #witcheredit #jaskieredit #jaskovid #twn spoilers #jaskiergifs #jaskier #radovid #gif #angel.psd #yall the way i fucking WHEEZED at this line oh my god #three things about jaskier each season: he'll introduce himself to yarpin. his lute will be in peril. and he'll flirt with the fourth wall

[rbtlvr]

smth for @remedyturtles new fic firefight! the twins ever <3 i'm sure they're fine

#rottmnt #rise of the teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise of the tmnt #tmnt #teenage mutant ninja turtles #rise donnie #rise leo #rottmnt donnie #rottmnt leo #HOW MANY TAGS GO IN SEARCH AGAIN. IDK IF ITS STILL FIVE OR NOT. LMAO #my art #anyway read firefight it has had a grip on my soul for the past. uh. hwoever long ago it was that rem came up w the idea #at least a month i think. idk im so bad at time WHEEZE #anwyay words cannot express how fucking excited i am for this fic you guysfjklah;fkldsjlf #ALSO PROUD THAT I REMEMBERED TO GIVE THEM THE CORRECT GEAR THIS TIME LMAO #i forget half the time </3 thats why cmh gang is stuck w their old gear forever and ever whoops

[skrunksthatwunk]

learning some new things in mordhaus tonight

#do you think they ever explored each other's bodies.png #coughing wheezing idk. have whatever this is #i started this over a month ago skull emoji #mtl #metalocalypse #pickles the drummer #nathan explosion #nickles #omgg nickles content nickles content #skrunkart #metalocalypse fanart #mtl fanart #yk how it is #sorry i love putting blorbos in the exact same flavor of situation (accidental gay self-incrimination?) and i will do it again. lol. also #this comic is actually deeply improbable because the use of mommy suggests it takes place after aotd and thus after they'd learned to value #like. the lives of others. so they wouldnt be so flippant about the dead klokateers. BUT I DIDN'T REALIZE THAT TIL TODAY SO FUCK IT.WHATEVE

[bibiana112]

NOT A GIRL MATCHING WITH ME ON TINDER AND SAYING THE QUEEN'S DEATH MUST HAVE BEEN HARD FOR A PRINCESS LIKE ME CRYING SCREAMING 😭😭

#END ME RIGHT NOW #THIS IS THE FUNNIEST SHIT THIS IS WHY I HAVEN'T UNINSTALLED THAT SHIT APP #WHAT THE FUCK DO I REPLY #queen elizabeth #free to reblog this is so fucking funny it's muting the dysphoria that comment should have given me lmao I'm wheezing #how am I supposed to meet deadlines in these conditions

[ovaryacted]

Everybody with Leon Kennedy fr.

#please I’m weak rn #I just wheezed so fucking hard my chest caved in #leon kennedy #leon scott kennedy #resident evil

[fishareglorious]

I wonder what exact chain of events happened to make Z have this mug. Did she buy it herself? Did she design it? Make it? Was it a gift from. Consantine? Also how and why does she keep bringing it around to places (see: first img is in a car in green lake campsite) is it her arcane skill😭

#madam z #reverse 1999 #certified storm moments #get a damn thermos girl!!!! someone get toof to buy her wife a thermos!!! #i saw someone in twitter ask if this mug means the foundation is selling employee merch for propaganda purposes😭😭😭 #madam z nuis. mark hall keychain charms. constantine bobbleheads im on the fucking floor wheezing #also i do have to mention the text in her mug says something along the lines of ‘Labor is Glorious’

[heartorbit]

HAPPY NEWONDERHOY YEAR 🍡

#its still jan 1st somewhere . right #HAPPY NEW YEAR. HAPPY NEW YURI #project sekai #pjsk #an shiraishi #prsk #tsukasa tenma #proseka #Hatsune amiky acolorful Stage[FOGHORN] #inknow i csnt write kanji OK stroke order has me fucked up #redraw of last years to thank them both for arriving with 30k gems to spare vut i [cough] i [wheeze] #i kind of think last years was. more slayful...[throws a smokebomb and when it clears im laying unconscious on the ground] #OK last year i remember literally drawing that for like 13 hours snd the anstomy isnt goo so whatevvrr #my life is so jover january 10th btw EMU. {EMU. EMU. EMU #WAAAAH #college starts that week but heh.. luckily my class ends before the event. here we go again #and then nenesnlim and the ruis lim and then (redacted) right after and then peace. and then CORALINTHHEBIX AND WEDDIGN EMU ANDPANDMONIUM A #and i have miku expo and a convention in may.. ehhhahe #im finish um one cosplay hopefilyl for cny but thenother ummm stipid fuckifng tdukasa maybe ill finish it for showtime event mahbe not #i hate her. to the shredder #EMU. oooh emu. Ok sorry goodnight

[cumulativechaos]

i always fucking forget how funny paranatural is until shit like this has me cackling out loud for like 5 entire minutes

#pnat #paranatural #NO REFLECTION IN MIRROR = ADHD? HAD ME WHEEZING #context: girl who just got turned into a vampire went to the doctor's and the doc is comedically incompetent #the doc also has a line about vaping leading to pregnancy #zack morrison is the funniest fucking person on the planet. send tweet. #mp

[cellgatinbo]

slime and etoiles get along so well bc they both love to just hype each other up in an endless recursive feedback loop and will stick to a bit until they die

#qsmp #etoiles #slimecicle #qsmp clips #when i say this made me cry laugh i am not exaggerating #wheezing cheeks hurting tears in my eyes #they are the fucking best i love them sm #(now if only charlie would fucking LOG ON IN A STREAM SOMETIME THAT’D BE GREAT)