#these fucking idiots

[bougiebutchbitch]

*circus music plays* fucking came for my throat

#I am WHEEZING #opla #one piece #monkey d. luffy #roronoa zoro #buggy the clown #good GRIEF #usopp #vinsmoke sanji #these fucking idiots #opla spoilers

[inoreuct]

I've been loving your ZoSan drabbles, they honestly make my day. I do have a potential drabble request if you'd like: I feel like these two idiots tease each other mercilessly for the dumbest things, like an old married couple. It's almost a game for the rest of the crew to how long it takes them to turn the teasing into either flirting or kissing. It's peak entertainment for the crew

thank you so much??$4!;7:)3 I’M SO GLAD TO HEAR THAT and yes. absolutely. I FLEW TO MY DOCS TO WRITE THIS AND IT WAS SO FUN. the tension is through the roof; not even with the bickering but the teasing. it’s playful and easy and they’re more fond than they should be and is an insult really an insult if it’s said with a smile? anyway. enjoy 😽

“Oho! The world’s greatest swordsman can’t handle a kitchen knife!” Sanji has his hands propped on his hips, faux-flabbergasted and crowing like a town crier. Zoro looks about three seconds away from chopping him up with said kitchen knife instead of the carrots on the countertop. Usopp fears for the cook’s safety.

“Do you think we should… do something?” he turns and whispers gingerly, leaning across his mug of tea so that Nami can hear him from where she’s seated across the table. 

“Something like preventing a possible murder, or getting them to finally kiss? Because…” She takes a pointed slurp from her own mug, her amused gaze fixed on the way Zoro is now animatedly arguing back. “We could do both. Or neither. I’m entertained either way.”

Usopp turns back around, hiding his face in his drink as he eavesdrops shamelessly. He must have missed some conversation, because now Zoro’s sniping about Sanji’s hair, of all things. How they got so far from the original topic in such a short time? Usopp does not know. 

“Well, at least I don’t spend an hour rubbing conditioner on my head,” Zoro scoffs, and Sanji gasps like the swordsman had just cussed out his entire family three generations up and down.

“And that, my dear marimo, is why it looks like a lawn,” he declares with a prim sniff, flicking the tap on with a flourish. “An untrimmed lawn. That a dog ran all over.”

“Wh—”

“No, no,” he laments, scrubbing at a dish in the most melodramatic way Usopp has seen in his life. “A pack of dogs. And they shat all over it, too.”

Zoro puffs up like an angry cat, clearly winding up to verbally throw down, and Usopp turns around to find Nami smirking at him with her eyebrows raised as if to say, see what I mean?

“This is incredible,” he whisper-shouts, amazed.

I know, she mouths delightedly, eyes shining like golden coins.

“What are we talking about,” Luffy hisses, and Usopp damn near jumps out of his skin.

“Great Mother Ocean, when did you get here?!” he nearly squawks, pulling his volume down at the last second, just in time to hear a victorious “and that is why no crab in its right mind would ever want to eat you!” from Zoro. He doesn’t even bother to question it anymore.

Luffy shrugs, biting into an apple with a satisfying crunch. “Like two seconds ago. Are Zoro and Sanji fighting again?”

“More like flirting,” Nami laughs, gesturing with her chin. 

Usopp gives up on straining his neck and gets up to straddle the chair properly. The convo has somehow turned back to hair; Sanji has one hand plucking delicately at green strands, the other covered in soap.

“Keep talking shit about my brows and see if I will,” he says haughtily, and Usopp strains his ears for context as Zoro bares his teeth in a grin, his eye twitching.

“As if I want you to cut it. You’d probably make it all uneven.”

A dry ha! “That’d be an improvement.”

The sniper whips around wildly to look at Nami. Either he’s hearing things, or they sound almost… fond. The way their navigator’s sitting forward in her chair hints at the latter. Luffy bites into his apple again, mumbling, “Why haven’t they kissed yet?” 

Usopp explodes into a flurry of desperate hand movements, mouthing exactly! Exactly! so enthusiastically that his cheeks hurt. 

His captain smiles and then pauses, tilting his head. “Have they kissed yet?”

Usopp’s worldview shatters into shards that then start rearranging themselves because that is a very real possibility. Sanji and Zoro have been bickering ever since before the cook came aboard the Merry, but somewhere along the line it had turned to something more lighthearted, less I’m-gonna-gut-you-like-a-fish-and-have-your-entrails-for-breakfast and more you’re-so-damn-annoying-sit-down-and-let-me-help-you.

The three of them turn in unison to stare at how Sanji and Zoro are now nose to nose, Sanji peering down the scant half-inch he has above the swordsman in height with a smug smile and murmuring “—not what you were saying last week, marimo.”

Zoro tips his head, not backing down even as Sanji cooes at him and somehow, somehow, it doesn’t sound condescending. Usopp is losing his mind. “Never said that, curly-brow. You were the one who filled in the blanks.”

“You left blanks for me to fill in.”

“You’re delusional. There’s gas in your brain, that’s why your head’s so big.” 

“Oh, yeah?” the cook grins, lazy and bright, eyebrows going up as Zoro steps into his space. “What’re you gonna do about it?”

Zoro smirks and tilts his head back. “I don’t know. You tell me,” he murmurs, before pulling away and dropping a whole stack of dirty crockery into the sink. “Better get to washing, dish boy.”

Usopp’s eyes are bugging out of his head as Sanji yells and sprays Zoro with water from the pullout tap, sparking a whole new round of squabbling and ankle-kicking and wayward elbows.

“You’re seeing this, right?” he asks desperately, turning around in his seat and gripping the edge of the table. Gosh, he’s feeling light-headed. “I’m not going crazy?”

“Nope,” Nami sighs, popping the ‘p’. “Wanna bet?”

“On?” Luffy shuffles closer, grinning around his apple and she shrugs a shoulder, feigning disinterest. 

“How long it takes dumb and dumber to get their shit together.” 

Usopp really doesn’t know how much he’d be willing to put into this. The way that they fight’s more pigtail-pulling than anything, and that in and of itself is telling— Not to mention, again, how this has been going on for months. Sanji would give Zoro shit for being messy but then go to clean anyway, only to find Zoro’s things already packed. Zoro would snip at the cook for being rigid about dessert before dinner and then find a slice of sour raspberry tart on his bunk, way after teatime was over. Usopp had honestly thought they’d been doing it out of spite, but now…

Then again, with how repressed the both of them were? “…A hundred berry, one month,” he decides, and Nami wrinkles her nose.

“Stingy,” she complains, but she’s hiding a smile as she turns to their captain. “Luffy?”

The boy hums thoughtfully, twisting around. “Are you two kissing?” he yells, and Usopp’s heart fucking drops to the floorboards as the pair stares at them wide-eyed and bursts into protests.

“What— this idiot?”

“The hell? No! Why would you—”

“—on any planet would I ever—”

“Absolutely fucking not. His refined palate—”

“—His brains are in his biceps—”

“Okay,” Luffy says, shrugging as he finishes the last of his apple, core and all, and flings a singular seed into the tiny bin by the sink with startling precision. “Five hundred, two weeks.” 

Usopp can’t help it. He bursts into laughter, smacking his forehead into the tabletop as he clutches at his stomach and the twinge in his ribs. He can hear Sanji’s panicked shouts of “what? What were you betting on? Usopp, tell me now—” and Zoro growling, “Luffy, I swear if this is what I think it is—” and oh. 

The sniper grins into the table. Oho. Did that not imply that Zoro knew something was going on? He could be wrong, but— “Seven-fifty, one week.”

“A thousand!” Luffy counters immediately, and Usopp cackles helplessly because he knows that his captain’s just shouting out numbers now, Luffy doesn’t even have the money. 

“How about we spill the beans on what the hell we’re betting on, and I make us all a special dinner, hm?” Sanji pleads, and it’s honestly funny how hard he’s trying to find out. 

“Absolutely not,” Nami replies, her grin saccharine sweet. “A joint bet of one thousand, seven hundred and fifty berry for one week. Y’know,” she studies her cuticles, pursing her lips in an unbothered moue, “This is the one time that I’d be happy not to collect. Don’t let me down, hm?” She gets up and slides out the galley door, and they hear her laughing all the way down the hall. 

Zoro looks like he’s about to have a conniption. Sanji has his hands buried in his hair, looking up at the ceiling and turning around like he’s begging for a divine answer. Usopp and Luffy share a gleeful look.

This is going to be a marvellously interesting week.

fin.

#zosan #one piece zosan #zoro x sanji #ronoroa zoro #black leg sanji #THESE FUCKING IDIOTS #this was hilarious to write #i love them so much #they’re so stupid #ALSO NAMI AND USOPP WOULD BE BESTIES PLEASE #THEY GOSSIP AND TALK SHIT!! #one piece zoro #one piece sanji #one piece #ask box #ino’s ask box

[mischiefmaverick]

Miles, a fucking president was just shot get your priorities in order!

#these fucking idiots #I love them #aai2 #ace attorney #investigations 2 #prosecutors path #ace attorney investigations 2 #miles edgeworth #dick gumshoe

[melodiousoblivionao3]

The bros are back

#kelley o'hara #kristie mewis #brotp #these fucking idiots #and then lynn trying to avoid carnage 24/7 #my favorite pilots #gotham fc #(beat Portland lfg)

[therealhughiecampbell]

Butcher: On a scale of 1 to 10, yeah, how mad at me are you, lad?

Hughie: I don’t know, about an 8 I guess? 

Butcher: Oh, I can bloody well do better than that-

@therealbillybutcher​

#the boys #the boys amazon #hughie campbell #billy butcher #these fucking idiots #butchie #incorrect the boys quotes #therealhughiecampbell

[pennamenotfound]

Matt: well, you’re standing there with a weapon, so you can’t give fearne advantage

Liam, indignant: I’m the GUARD for the ORGY

#critical role #bells hells #liam o'brien #matt mercer #these fucking idiots #c3e44

[jynersq]

bad news. according to this article by 404 media, opting your data out might not be enough. (although you should still do it, ofc.) according to a tumblr product manager, tumblr has already gathered your information, including private posts. this is a direct quote from the article:

“the way the data was queried for the initial data dump to Midjourney/OpenAI means we compiled a list of all tumblr’s public post content between 2014 and 2023, but also unfortunately it included, and should not have included: - private posts on public blogs - posts on deleted or suspended blogs - unanswered asks (normally these are not public until they’re answered) - private answers (these only show up to the receiver and are not public) - posts that are marked ‘explicit’ / NSFW / ‘mature’ by our more modern standards (this may not be a big deal, I don’t know) - content from premium partner blogs (special brand blogs like Apple’s former music blog, for example, who spent money with us on an ad campaign) that may have creative that doesn’t belong to us, and we don’t have the rights to share with this-parties; this one is kinda unknown to me, what deals are in place historically and what they should prevent us from doing.”

as the article says, we don't know if this data has been shared with midjourney/openai yet. it could be the case tumblr will weed out the bullet points listed above, but i wouldn't hold my breath. i wouldn't trust that tumblr will honor its promises and i for sure don't trust any shitty ai company to honor opt-outs. we don't know for sure, but tumblr may have already given our data -- including our private data -- away before we even knew about it. they've certainly compiled it all -- again, including presumably private drafts, messages, posts, etc -- without our knowledge.

#tumblr #automattic #ugh #these fucking idiots #especially with the premium partner content... lol #idc about that but apple certainly might

[desertsportshipping]

You have successfully made me invested in this ship, good job! Anyway, for the ask game, I would love your thoughts on pre-relationship 1 and 2 since those kinda go together.

MY PROPAGANDA IS SPREADING AHAHAHA >:D

Anyways.

My vision for how they met is that at first, Sonia is wandering around the Wild Areas when she gets saved by Wes from some poachers. Then, when she tells Leon about "the vigilante ranger who's taking care of the Wild Areas" he became obsessed. (His friends were both happy that he was finally getting invested in something other than battling and the League, and also concerned that it was this random stranger and not an actual hobby)

So Leon starts wandering the Wild Areas to find this mysterious ranger. Wes, who has not been paying attention to the Internet, doesn't know that Leon is the Champion of Galar and just thinks this guy is an idiot. Leon is immediately smitten.

This dynamic progresses on Wes's end from "Get this fucking idiot away from me" to "Alright, I guess someone has to keep this idiot alive" to "Aw shit, that's my idiot." Meanwhile Leon is every anime protagonist and is determined to be Wes's friend.

TLDR; this is it.

The prompt list

#these fucking idiots #anyways i'm glad the propaganda is spreading #i started this blog being like “i'm drawing this crack ship a lot i'll just post it here” #i'm so glad that other people are on board #trainer wes #wes pokemon #pokemon colosseum #champion leon #leon pokemon #pokemon sword and shield #desertsportshipping

[whosname]

Another normal Sadaharu Saturday at Yorozuya HQ

#gintama #my art #gintama fanart #gintama redraw #gintoki sakata #kagura chan #tama #sadaharu #sadaharu saturday #yorozuya #fuyo arc #these fucking idiots #woof indeed #our sugar king

[waffliesinyoface]

#100 kanojo #laughing #these fucking IDIOTS

[jaystellarbirb]

It is 11 pm

And I just got a phone call from the GCPD station. Y’all remember my old baseball team right?

Snake bit a police officer when asked to leave a protest. Skip and Homie managed to convince everyone they where all just high. And now I’m calling up Lucky and the gang to come help me break them out of the station early. So that’s how I’m spending my night. I’ll keep y’all updated.

#gothamite #only in gotham #onlyingotham #villain #gcpd #I swear these idiots #these fucking idiots #jail break #this isn’t the first time #and it sure won’t be the last #dude we’re getting the band back together

[genderlessjacky]

anywhizzle i dont think i have posted this yet- both usagi and yuichi , whichever you prefer !

#leosagi #leochi #save rottmnt #rottmnt leo #rottmnt usagi #rottmnt yuichi #usagi chronicles #rise leosagi #artist struggles #these fucking idiots #/lh /aff #jackart

[daily-dose-of-dopamine]

Imagine if they did like, a Sonic style LOZ movie. Like Zelda finds this little gremlin Link in the woods and decides to just keep him. And they go on a road trip and Midna is there too laughing at them both doing stupid shit

Do you mean like this??

Midna when she sees Zel and Link eating grass and doing generally stupid shit like the gremlins they are.

(Midna design from COMEDY - YouTube)

Bonus:

Cursed mistake

wHOOPSA

#loz #request #zelda #loz tp #loz twilight princess #legend of zelda #digital drawing #drawing #fanart #zelda fandom #the legend of zelda #zelda fanart #twili midna #midna fanart #link twilight princess #zelda twilight princess #these fucking idiots #they are a trio of gremlins

[dicapriho]

it’s 2022 and celebs are still coming out with the bullshit “i worked with him he was never abusive or horrible to me, he was pleasant” .... are you fucking kidding me 

#yes bc i know so many abusers who decide to abuse people on the same professional power level as them #and to also publicly abuse their spouse IT'S SUCH A COMMON THING RIGHT?? #these fucking idiots

[runawaybouqet]

DKHNEK,XWEFVBRMGTD.ESD,FGEJBTM ,BGKGN

#double life #double life smp #double life spoilers #🌟korpse.txt #THESE FUCKING IDIOTS

[cognitiveinequality]

So... a bunch of NFT grifters threw a party in Hong Kong this weekend and reportedly a bunch of attendees are now at risk of permanent eyesight damage because the promoters used unsafe lighting, and people are going to the ER...

#jfc #I mean I know crypto is a fucking grift #but I kind of didn't think it would PHYSICALLY harm the idiots who invested in it #literally can't believe the last poster #like.... at what point DO you stop sucking these guys' dicks??!? #AFTER they blind you?!? WTF