I see Bugs performing drag shows for the students at the Loo Bru regularly, while Daffy and Wile E. grade assignments in the evenings.
With this arrangement, it’s a common occurance for Daffy to ask Bugs to get him coffee from Loo Bru to get him through the night. He’ll then return hours later, still in drag, with two coffees in hand, and accompany Daffy (to make sure he hasn’t gone full executioner on the poor students). So if a kid got a D, they have Bugs to thank for that.
Pity the kid who’s gonna get that test back though…
BONUS:
Their names are Renaldo Raccoon and Saul Sheepdog btw, for all you fake fans out there. (Apparently Saul’s just called “Dog student” so far in ttl, but I’d rather believe Babs didn’t give a darn to learn this kid’s name)
happy transgender visibility day to every bruce campbell character because i said so (especially you, ashley joanna williams. you're on here twice for a reason)
I'm doing a series of "Best Character Named X" polls where all the characters have the same first name but are from completely different media, feel free to send in name/charcacter suggestions, I'm posting one poll a day, check my pinned post for active polls
virtuous vampires & an extra friendly werewolf mailman
>>> about virtuous vampires:
Brandy: why is she here ??
Demetrius: she looked like a-
Brandy: -like a small cute kitten with big sad eyes saying "i want to be a monster just like you" ? she is 16, you dumbass!!
Demetrius: -literal corpse. a car hit her and she's homeless.
Brandy: you should've let her bleed out and bury the body. not turn her.
Demetrius: i did exactly what i had to.
Samantha: miss vicky ever mentioned if my skin.. ?
Demetrius: you're too curious. stop asking, when time comes around she'll tell you.
Vicky: don't let the moppet presume we're not able to find the cure.
Demetrius: when time comes around...
Samantha: so when the time even comes around exactly???
Demetrius: ...
Vicky: the little moppet will remain between her forms for the whole period. help her complete the ritual, there's not much enhancing I can do here.
>>> about frank:
the wolf next door: howling tonight by vulfgang mulder tells about one nice werewolf in a lot of strange life situations. this character and plot twists are mostly based on some things frank has seen as a regular mailman who happens to be a werewolf. frank writes it all down on a piece of paper and sends at the end of month to moonwood mill's librarian for next exciting chapters.
don't forget to buy the new book, it's 50% off tonight !! awooo