There's a show about Boris Berezovskiy on Broadway???
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from Hot Dog Winter (a play)
Hamlet: What are we going to eat tonight?
Horatio: You know.
Hamlet: I am not used to eating hot dogs every night!
Horatio: My pardons, my lordship.
Hamlet: Are we saving a lot on following this hot dog diet, Hootie?
Horatio: I think so.
Hamlet: How much do hot dogs actually go for these days?
Horatio: The S brand is like three bucks but the more premium brands like Texas Heritage or Ballpark Franks can go as high as eight. You know, Ham, like if they have jalapeno or cheddar or something.
Hamlet: and how much did you pay for these hot dogs, Hootie?
Horatio: well, these are basic S brand and I stole them!
Hamlet: zounds!
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Luis Gonzoles Palma
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"Wise men have regarded the earth as a tragedy, a farce, even an illusionist's trick; but all, if they are truly wise, and not merely intellectual rapists, recognize that it is certainly some kind of stage in which we all play roles, most of us being very poorly coached and totally unrehearsed before the curtain rises. Is it too much if I ask, tentatively, that we agree to look upon it as a circus, a touring carnival wandering about the sun for a record season of four billion years and producing new monsters and miracles, hoaxes and bloody mishaps, wonders and blunders, but never quite entertaining the customers well enough to prevent them from leaving, one by one, and returning to their homes for a long and bored winter's sleep under the dust?"
- Robert Anton Wilson
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[whiskey river]
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I've never played a more perfect card in the 10 years I've been playing this game
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Part of getting older is realizing how absolutely insane it is that basically every form of media is constantly trying to convince us that the most interesting moments of the lived human experience are happening in HIGH SCHOOL…… girl who gives a flying fuck what 16 year olds are doing.
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the 'what if you played it a little risky' post literally Changed my life but i cant fujkign find it in my blog because its. a tiktok screenshot
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hate when you find a character whose so infuriatingly Your Type that its embarrassing like yeahg no one is gonna be surprised when i announce this is my new Guy Of The Month
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hello. if you thought this post was entertaining please download and play this game my friends made. they're smarter and funnier than i am and everything i do is a commercial for their hard work
i can't delete the poll
send post
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there should be more hours between 6 and 10pm. like even just two more hours. for my assorted hobbies & activities
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they should invent a new type of "staying in bed for 2-3 hours after you wake up repeatedly opening and closing apps on your phone" where it makes you feel awesome and energized and emotionally fulfilled
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I don't know who needs to hear this, but
YOU DO NOT NEED TO START A NEW HOBBY!
STEP AWAY FROM THE TEXTILES!
YOU DON'T NEED MORE YARN!
THAT FABRIC IS NOT CALLING TO YOU! LEAVE IT ALONE!
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