One of Rincewind's tutors had said of him that "to call his understanding of magical theory abysmal is to leave no suitable word to describe his grasp of its practice." This had always puzzled him. He objected to the fact that you had to be good at magic to be a wizard. He knew he was a wizard, deep in his head. Being good at magic didn't have anything to do with it. That was just an extra, it didn't actually define someone.
Terry Pratchett, Sourcery
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Bro I'm so tired of these porn bots in the whump tag 😭 wtf, who taught them the word "whump" ?? Im going to set fire to the house of whoever is distributing these bots
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(Metal band au) Feng Xin’s puppy Nan Feng meeting ABYSMAL’s (mq, hc, hx band) pets, Fu Yao, E’ming and HX’s fish.
Nan feng is actually growling bc he’s jealous that there’s an asshole cat living with his pretty new friend FY, FY thinks he’s just pissy at him.
E’Ming doesn’t care so much, his favorite being in the world is XL, everyone else including his owner HC, is secondary.
That being said he’s okay with MQ and ruoye, and tolerates the little brat FY, HX, his fish, Yin Yu and NF.
He’s mean to HC, FX (only bc FX makes MQ sad sometimes), swd and pm.
He hates everyone else.
Here: Feng Xin with Nan Feng sketch!
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ɪɴsᴀɴɪᴛʏ ɪs ᴅᴏɪɴɢ ᴛʜᴇ ᴇxᴀᴄᴛ sᴀᴍᴇ ғᴜᴄᴋɪɴɢ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀɴᴅ ᴏᴠᴇʀ ᴀɢᴀɪɴ ᴇxᴘᴇᴄᴛɪɴɢ sʜɪᴛ ᴛᴏ ᴄʜᴀɴɢᴇ. ᴛʜᴀᴛ ɪs ᴄʀᴀᴢʏ. ᴛʜᴇ ғɪʀsᴛ ᴛɪᴍᴇ sᴏᴍᴇʙᴏᴅʏ ᴛᴏʟᴅ ᴍᴇ ᴛʜᴀᴛ, ɪ ᴅᴜɴɴᴏ, ɪ ᴛʜᴏᴜɢʜᴛ ᴛʜᴇʏ ᴡᴇʀᴇ ʙᴜʟʟsʜɪᴛᴛɪɴɢ ᴍᴇ sᴏ, ʙᴏᴏᴍ, ɪ sʜᴏᴛ ʜɪᴍ. ᴛʜᴇ ᴛʜɪɴɢ ɪs, ᴏᴋᴀʏ... ʜᴇ ᴡᴀs ʀɪɢʜᴛ.
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the other night I tried to practice recording alone for oomf & i's trial podcast run and it resulted in 7 minutes of me coughing and making up facts about the Beatles
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Abysmal - Hymn V (Lament)
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Held down but not in place
Slip inside and start the race
Taking all the curves with pace
Ride the rocket to outer space
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2 wins in 19 friendlies
and yet
15 wins in 21 competitive matches
make it make sense
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I FORGOT THE HAT KIDS-!!!!
Work doodles X3
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where are the logan gifmakers. don’t look at me i’ve already learned how to do enough things for this man
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Dumb people really think others’ skills and thinking is just magic that requires nothing a quick trick can’t do holy shit
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What was that voice acting!!!
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