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medusapelagia · 8 months
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8 Au-gust: Robots and Androids - Part 2
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4[...]
Rating: Mature Relationship: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson WT: Android Steve Harrington, Wanted Criminal Eddie Munson Words: 2523
The android sighs, he knows what to expect from a human outpost, but the human in his arms needs help, so he steps in front of the high walls, waiting for some sentinel to spot them.
"Who are you and what are you doing here?"
"I'm a Standard Electronic Vehicle Evolution, serial number STE2UTK7NQ. I have a human in danger of death. He is dehydrated and hurt."
"Why does he have handcuffs?" the sentinel asks.
"He is my captive. I was taking him back to the central station when we crashed on your planet due to an electrical failure.” it’s not exactly a lie, he can’t lie to humans, but he can choose what to say and what to avoid “ He needs medical assistance and I need to contact the central station. Some of my main circuits were damaged and I wasn’t able to tell them where we were going to crash."
After a long moment of silence, the door opens.
"Leave all your weapons at the entrance." a gruff voice says and he sees a middle-aged man with a mustache looking directly at him.
"I'm a weapon." he states simply. What should he do? Stay at the entrance?
"I know." the man answers, his eyes fixed on the android. Then a woman runs toward them.
 "What the hell! Joyce! I told you to stay inside!" the man scolds her with an angry look but the woman doesn’t seem to care.
"This boy needs help, Hop! Come with me, take him to the infirmary." she motions to the android to follow her and he nods, bringing the unconscious boy to the infirmary where the woman quickly checks the boy’s condition.
"He was lucky. He is dehydrated but his injuries are not too bad."
The android nods. He knows it. He took the worst of the impact, shielding the human with his body. He has to protect humans. Even the criminals. It's in his code.
"What about you?" the woman asks him and he looks at her as confused as an android without emotion can look at someone.
"Uh?"
"You are leaking." she simply states, pointing at his leg.
The android lowers his eyes and sees the big pool of liquid at his feet.
"I’m really sorry, but it's just some cooling liquid. It shouldn’t stain the floor." he replies “There is a rag that I can use to clean this up?” help the humans. Always. In everything they need.
"I’m not worried about the floor but about you.” she explains, caressing his arm “We have an engineer here if you want. He could take a look at your damage. He is young but knows his way around androids."
He doesn’t want to be touched and he will get all the help he needs when he will be back at the Central "I'm ok. The human needs help."
"What's your name?"
If androids could roll their eyes he definitely would "I'm an android. I don't have a name."
"What do they call you?" she insists.
This stupid need that humans have to name things.
He points at the unconscious boy "He called me Stevie."
"Nice to meet you, Stevie. I'm Joyce, and I really think you need to go see Dustin. I'll take care of your friend, ok?"
The android looks at the unconscious boy "He is not my friend. He is my captive."
The woman nods with a knowing smile and then calls for the other man "So you are a hunter, uh? We don’t see many of you on this planet.”
None really wants hunters on their planet. They bring with them death and destruction. He knows it too well. But the woman doesn’t seem scared of him when he looks at the older man and asks “Can you take Stevie to Dustin?"
The man mumbles something that sounds like "Who?"
She points at the android "Stevie."
The man grunts but nods, and escorts the android to another room.
"If you made one wrong move I'll fry your circuit board. Are we clear?"
He nods. He doesn't want to point out to him that he can't really fry his circuit board. He has understood what he means so there is no point in talking about the specifics.
The android sits on a cold table, too similar to the one he was stretched out for months after his first hunt.
That wasn’t a good hunt. But he learned a lot from that experience.
He knows what to expect: to be poked and probed by... a little guy.
"Wao! You look surprised!" the boy says, getting closer.
"You are young. I am surprised." the android replies.
"No, you really look surprised. Like... like a human. That's impressive! How did you do that?" he asks excitedly.
The boy is missing some teeth. A quick scan tells the android what he needs to know: cleidocranial dysplasia.
“I don’t know what you mean. The definition of surprise is an unexpected or astonishing event or fact. You are not what I expected, and that’s surprising. Am I using the definition incorrectly?”
“Wao! He is amazing, Hop!” the boy says, his eyes pinned on the android “I want to run a full diagnostic on him and…”
“No.”
“What?”
“You are not going to run a full diagnostic on me.” the android explains.
“But you are leaking and you could have internal damages and…”
“No.”
The two humans still. The android is not sure about how to use the “tones” but he is fairly sure that this time he used it right. And it was threatening.
“Get out of the room Dustin.” Hopper orders, his hand close to his gun.
“But…”
“Get. Out. Now.”
The android doesn’t move but he knows that he is way faster than the old man. If they come to the point that he has to protect himself he could always find a way to disarm the man without hurting him.
“I’m not going to hurt him. It’s against my code.” he states “But I don’t want him to run a full diagnostic on me.” then he tilts his head as Tommy used to do and asks “Do we have a deal?”
The boy nods and the man adds “I’m staying.” 
The android nods and the boy, Dustin, gets closer, inspecting the damages.
“God you are hot. For real. Not hot like cool. Well, you are cool too. And hot… Oh my god, this is so confusing, Anyway if you hadn't found the outpost you would have probably burst into flames. Your battery is damaged, I should replace it with a new one but I think you are not really looking forward to that, am I right?”
“The battery works.”
“It works but it’s really old. If you let me…”
“No.”
He hasn’t let any of the engineers touch him in years and he will not let this strange boy either “Do you have some cooling liquid? I could just pour it in the little tank and fill the hole somehow.”
“The tank is behind your leg. It would be much easier if you let me do it.”
They stare at each other for a long moment, then the boy smiles at him “You know what? I promise not to touch your control unit or turn you off and I will tell you exactly what your damages are and you will tell me if you want me to repair it or not. How does it sound?”
The android keeps silent.
“I can assure you that it will be much more comfortable for you if you let me repair you.”
The android nods and then lies on the metal bed.
“Nice. I have never seen an android like you. What model are you?”
“Standard Electronic Vehicle Evolution.”
“A S.T.E.V.E.? Woa! I have never seen one before! I thought they were all destroyed or disused. I’m not surprised that you don’t want to be turned off. You must be scared that they will disable you once and for all.” the boy says, keep studying him.
Is he?
He is not familiar with the concept of death, but being turned off or disassembled sounds really close to that.
He is not scared. He could accept being turned off. After all, he is just a machine made to help humans and nowadays some androids are so much better than him.
What he would not accept would be being formatted. Have all his memories wiped away and be transformed into something else.
He has never really thought about the future. Not until he has seen his very same face on one of the androids in a brothel with the dick of the man he was hunting in his mouth.
That is something he is sure he doesn’t want.
“What are you thinking?” the boy asks him while working on his computer.
“I’m an android. I’m not designed to think, just to execute commands.”
“Well you looked really deep in your thoughts so… do you wanna share?”
“Are you going to tear me apart for my components?” he suddenly bursts out and quickly regrets it.
It’s not exactly what he was talking about but it is still one of the things that scares him.
“What? No! Why should I? You seem to work perfectly well!”
He does but… “Your outpost is small, with too many people and not enough food. You could use some of my components to make something useful for your community. You seem like the kind of guy that knows perfectly how to do it.”
“What? Would you like to become a lawn mower? That’s what retirement looks like for androids?” he asks laughing.
For a moment the android trembles...
For real. 
He is suddenly very conscious of having shivered in a human outpost in the middle of nowhere with a boy checking on him.
“Did you just tremble?” Dustin asks.
“It’s not in my code.” he denies.
“But you did. I saw that! You shivered! You were scared!”
There are a lot of emotions in the boy’s voice, a mix that S.T.E.V.E. is not able to identify correctly.
“I can’t be scared. I have no emotion.”
“But you do. Somehow you do.” this time the boy seems astonished “How long have you been working?”
“Two Hundred Sixty Eight years.”
“That’s impressive. I have never seen an android so enduring. You must be some kind of miracle.”
The android shakes his head “There are still some of us around. But they don’t do the work I do.”
“You are a hunter, right? And well equipped if I can say that.” the boy continues while checking on him.
The android tries to turn but the boy stops him “Don’t move please, I’m trying to check your damage without running a full diagnostic. It’s not easy.”
“Sorry.”
“Ok. So. You have lost some metal plates from your back. Your cooling liquid tank is almost empty but I can’t detect exactly where the leak is. I think I’ll just put some color on the liquid and see where it drips. Is that ok with you?”
“How damaged is my back?”
“Honestly? I don’t think you will fly anytime soon. The engines on your back are broken badly.”
He hasn’t flown in years. He has seen too many S.T.E.V.E.s explode due to some malfunctioning that was never fixed. Not on his models in any case.
“I damaged myself during the landing.” he explains even if none asked “Do you think you would be able to fix my ship if I brought it to you? I have to bring my captive back to the central station."
The boy looks at him for a long time.
"I think I could fix your ship, but what do you think you can do? Go to the ship and then come back with the broken pieces? It will not work. I could come with you..."
"No!" both S.T.E.V.E. and Hopper said at the same time.
"Ok. Cool. I will not go and we will keep an android here with us forever."
The older man grumbles "We will not keep an android here forever!" 
"And what are you going to do? He is two hundred years old and even if his battery is not in pristine condition it will last at least another fifty years. So? What's your solution?"
"I'll go with him to the ship and I'll stay in radio contact with you."
"Hop!"
"I used to be an engineer long before you were born, I think I still know a thing or two about that, uh?"
The boy snorts but he knows that the only thing he can do is accept Hopper's proposition.
"Ok. so tomorrow at dawn will go to your stupid ship."
The boy gets closer "If you have any pain please call me, ok? And I'll try to fix you."
He is tired of repeating that he has no feelings whatsoever, so he simply nods and follows the man to what seems like a prison cell.
"I know that you could probably evade without even thinking too much about it, so this is more like... a leap of faith, ok? Prove me that you are not dangerous and maybe I'll allow you more freedom."
"You could always order me."
"Do you still obey the Three Laws of Robotics?"
First Law: a robot may not injure a human being or, through inaction, allow a human being to come to harm.
Second Law: a robot must obey the orders given to it by human beings except where such orders would conflict with the First Law.
Third Law: a robot must protect its own existence as long as such protection does not conflict with the First or Second Law.
He does. And not because it's in his code. It's because that is the code of conduct that he follows religiously. Without the Three Laws of Robotics, he is no different from a toaster.
"I do." not exactly a lie.
"And what about the new Laws? Obey the law, don't lie, and be identifiable?"
"I'm a hunter, so it's implied that I obey the law, I identified myself as soon as I got here and I have not lied." Just omit some details.
"If I order you to stay, will you stay?"
"Are you giving me an order?"
"I am asking you a question."
"If you order me to stay I'll stay. If you ask me to stay I'll stay."
That's all he can offer to a man who must have seen many horrors in his life.
"I'm asking you to stay. I'm asking you to prove to me that you're not a danger to anyone here."
He is an android but he can understand that.
"You don't have to come with me tomorrow. It's a long way from my crash site to here."
"I know that. But I'll come."
S.T.E.V.E. knows that is not an act of kindness but he doesn't care.
"The boy. The one you brought here. Is he dangerous?"
"He is a murder."
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https://archiveofourown.org/works/52644010
‘Dissonance Theory’ by teddywesworl - one of my favorite steddie fics i’ve read recently, such a cool take on an AI/sci-fi AU and a really fun reminder of how much i loved season 1 of Westworld
Dissonance Theory by colossalflea, teddywesworl
Rating: Explicit
29,769 words, 4/4 chapters
Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions of Violence
Tags: Androids, Cowboy Steve Harrington, Android Steve Harrington, Technician Eddie Munson, Alternate Universe - Westworld Fusion, Westworld Spoilers, Don't Have to Know Westworld Canon, Canon-Typical Violence, Existential Crisis, Steve Harrington is a Sweetheart, Past Sexual Assault, Mild Gore, Eventual Happy Ending, Knifeplay, Blood Kink, Painplay, Masochism, Blow Jobs, Deepthroating, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Under-negotiated Kink, Light Dom/sub, Sub Eddie Munson, HBO canceled Westworld so it's my city now, Dom Steve Harrington
Summary:
In the most exclusive luxury attraction on Earth, Steve Harrington follows a scripted loop of violence and cruelty. He’s the spoiled son of a rancher. He’s a black hat villain for guests to feel good about killing, over and over again. He’s malfunctioning, and repair techs Eddie Munson and Robin Buckley have to figure out why he hesitates to fire his gun. OR: Steve is an android built to entertain rich shitheads in an Old West-themed amusement park, and Eddie is one of the techs who puts him back together after he gets shot. Did you really think teddywesworl wouldn’t write a Westworld AU?
Thanks for the rec!
This rec is a part of Theme Weekend. The theme this weekend is alternate universes.
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As far as I'm concerned, Steve's full name changes depending on what makes the most sense in a specific fic — I've yet to use the exact same one twice, and I love to see what other authors go with.
I usually prefer the spelling Steven, but Stephen feels fancier and older, and maybe like a name Steve would have a harder time identifying with. Also good is the idea that 'Steve' is his actual name, and it annoys him when people assume it's Steven.
Middle names can either tie him to his family, or they can make his name ring more/less posh, depending on the choice. I also like the idea that Steve doesn't even have a middle name, his parents didn't give him one so he's just Steve Harrington, no more or less.
I don't love the convention of naming sons after their fathers in general, but if I'm writing a fic that focuses heavily on Steve's relationship with his parents? You bet I'm going to take advantage of that opportunity for a little extra punch of angst.
And speaking of Steve's parents, their names can change the whole vibe of the Harrington family dynamic. Old money bluebloods, the ideal cutting-edge modern family, a political dynasty, a former jock and his high school sweetheart?? My favorite idea so far is the unfortunate name Harold Harrington. Steve's dignified grandfather went by Harry, but his modern-businessman son uses a snappier nickname, Hal Harrington. Steve either dodged a bullet, or goes by his middle name.
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It's great that you cross post on AO3, it makes it so easy to simply subscribe and keep track of things. Could I prevail upon you to add another one of your stories there so I can subscribe? Unless I'm very much mistaken your Build-A-Man series isn't on there and can't wait for an update! Well, I suppose I have to wait, but the waiting is easier when I know I'll get a notification *le sigh*. Thank you soooo much for the prolific amount of Harringrove content you contribute. You are a treasure!
You have asked and I have posted not only the first 2 chapters that were originally only available here but I also managed to finish chapter three, so you also have a brand new chapter to read over on Ao3. Glad you enjoy my stuff. There are a couple other wips I need to bring over there too but who knows when I'll have the spoons. Thank you 💜🥰 💜
Mrs. Harrington buys Steve an android to take care of him, he doesn't particularly like it but Billy isn't going anywhere. (Tags on Ao3)
Build-A-Man - Part 03 - Texture
After dinner Steve tries to get his mother to linger and not just to keep him from being alone with Billy but because he honestly likes having her around. Even when she is judgmental he finds comfort in her presence. He grabs onto her sleeve like a toddler, leveling her with begging eyes and an undeniable pout. “A movie, just one? We haven’t watched a film together in ages.” Steve sounds whinny even to his own ears but his mother’s eyes soften and for one blissful second he thinks she is going to give in.
Annette wishes she could stay but she has an early meeting. “I can’t tonight baby, I’m sure Billy wouldn’t mind watching one with you.” She says apologetically, frowning as Steve sags.
“It’s not the same.” Steve mutters lowly, all the hope he had for a little more of her time draining right out of him as he drops his hand.
“Awe pretty boy, don’t get down.” Billy says pressing in close behind Steve arm coming up to wrap around the front of his shoulders pulling him back even closer. “We can watch any movie you want, I’ll even make you some caramel corn with extra salt and chocolate chips. A little fire bird told me it’s one of your favorite snacks.” Billy is pleased when Steve just sinks back into him accepting the comfort he is offering but he wishes it was for a different reason. 
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ghostlynimbus · 1 year
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please tell me more about android steve
Android Steve is an AU at least slightly inspired by chobits (which my brother watched ages ago and I caught bits and pieces of)
Billy Hargrove likes androids. They are marvels of science and technology, super useful, and in his mind, the ultimate status symbol. He knows if he is ever going to hope to afford one of his own, he is going to have to work really hard, get into a good school, get good scholarships, graduate with honors, and land a job with a high salary.
He plans to do just that, but those plans seem totally fucked over when Neil decides to move them out to Hawkins. The schools Billy went to in LA were overcrowded and underfunded, but at least they had engineering and tech programs.
The closest Hawkins High has is a generic shop class or an auto repair class.
Billy can feel his dreams, and his chance at the future he wants, slipping through his fingers, until one night he chances upon an android someone left by a dumpster.
The thing is obviously beat up and in need of repairs, it wont turn on, and billy has no idea what's wrong with the internals... but it's also the prettiest android he's ever seen and it's free.
He takes the android home and gets to work trying to fix it. He has to work slowly because he doesn't have much money for parts and while he's read a lot about them and watched a lot of videos, he's never really actually worked on one before.
Eventually he gets the android fixed up enough to turn on, but for some reason the thing still can't speak and seems to be still unable to access most of it's memory, and several other things don't seem to be working right.
Billy starts referring to the android as pretty boy, at least when neil's not around, because he isn't sure what else to name him.
Eventually Dustin spots Steve, when coming over to visit Max or something, and recognizes him as Nancy's old android. Dustin is ecstatic, he'd been so upset when he heard that Nancy got rid of Steve because she said he would be more expensive to fix than he was worth.
Dustin offers Billy his life savings (which isnt really that much) to buy Steve off him, but Billy's unwilling to sell. Instead, Billy offers a compromise, once he finds out Dustin is pretty tech savvy. If Dustin helps Billy out with some of the (still ongoing) repairs then he can visit with Steve sometimes.
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spymasterpro · 1 year
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Eşiniz sizi aldatıyorsa o zaman eşinizin telefon şifresini nasıl öğreneceğinizi biliyor musunuz? Spymaster Pro, kocanızın cep telefonuna, Android'ine veya iPhone'una erişmenizi sağlayan tek casus yazılım uygulamasıdır. Bu casus uygulamasının kurulumu ve kullanımı daha kolaydır. Daha fazla bilgi için lütfen daha iyi bir cevap için kocamın telefon şifresini nasıl bulacağımı okuyun.
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gogogodzilla · 7 months
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kinktober 2023 masterlist
☠︎︎ day 1 ➯ pegging, nathan drake ☠︎︎ day 2 ➯ choking, steven grant ☠︎︎ day 3 ➯ quickie, harry potter ☠︎︎ day 4 ➯ cock warming, charlie swan ☠︎︎ day 5 ➯ nipple play, anthony bridgerton ☠︎︎ day 6 ➯ dry humping, preston garvey ☠︎︎ day 7 ➯ face fucking, sam drake ☠︎︎ day 8 ➯ almost getting caught, cullen rutherford ☠︎︎ day 9 ➯ size difference, paladin danse ☠︎︎ day 10 ➯ breeding kink, steve rogers ☠︎︎ day 11 ➯ mutual masturbation, steve harrington ☠︎︎ day 12 ➯ public sex, maccready ☠︎︎ day 13 ➯ mommy kink, wanda maximoff ☠︎︎ day 14 ➯ face sitting, john "soap" mactavish ☠︎︎ day 15 ➯ keeping quiet, bigby wolf ☠︎︎ day 16 ➯ toys, natasha romanoff ☠︎︎ day 17 ➯ thigh riding, bucky barnes ☠︎︎ day 18 ➯ orgasm control, johnny silverhand ☠︎︎ day 19 ➯ 69ing, john hancock ☠︎︎ day 20 ➯ cock worship, rafe adler ☠︎︎ day 21 ➯ spitroasting, gavin reed and connor (rk800) ☠︎︎ day 22 ➯ hatefucking, gavin reed ☠︎︎ day 23 ➯ virginity loss, edward cullen ☠︎︎ day 24 ➯ primal play, arthur morgan ☠︎︎ day 25 ➯ humiliation, könig (modern warfare 2) ☠︎︎ day 26 ➯ sensory deprivation, wanda maximoff ☠︎︎ day 27 ➯ cuckholding, iron bull ☠︎︎ day 28 ➯ dubcon, android!gavin reed ☠︎︎ day 29 ➯ somnophilia, mike schmidt (fnaf movie) ☠︎︎ day 30 ➯ corruption, shane (stardew valley) ☠︎︎ day 31 ➯ sex pollen, peeta mellark
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luveline · 2 years
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steve harrington x reader drabbles
if you want to scroll through all of my steve harrington x reader fic from newest to oldest. NOTE this link works on desktop, and on IOS, but doesn't work on android mobile. It used to, but I think it's a tumblr glitch.
steve zombie!au
steve comforts you when you’re anxious to meet the kids
steve always has an arm around his shy girl
steve is worried for your sore throat
steve sticks up for you when idiots cut in line
steve comforts you when you worry the kids don’t like you
steve admires your way with the kids
steve knows exactly how to calm you down
steve holds your face when you need human contact
steve sees you’re using his shirt as a pillow case
steve helps you have a bath when you’re sick
steve listens to you ramble and paints your nails
steve accidentally wakes you up and you cuddle
steve loves that you stick up for him
steve and his golden retriever girlfriend
steve steals your first kiss in a photobooth
steve takes care of a drunk/high and affectionate you
steve gets jealous at the bowling alley
steve gets called lovebug
steve says i love you early
steve is totally soft on his best friend
steve gets a friendship bracelet
steve gives you your first hickey as a friend
steve gets a hickey (still as a friend)
steve comforts you through a migraine
steve comforts you through body insecurity
steve is sleepy and affectionate
steve takes you grocery shopping
steve traps a spider for you
steve comforts you after a nightmare
steve is great with kids
steve accidentally hits you in the face
steve gives you giggly kisses
steve gets flowers
steve is a dork in goggles
steve gets some much needed comfort
steve wants to do your chores for you
steve gets called ‘baby’ for the first time
steve protects you from too much noise
steve moves in with you
steve comforts an unhappy you at work
steve has your head in his lap while you read
steve gets soup made with love
steve takes his tired best friend’s make up off
steve buys you flowers
steve comforts you on your period
steve gets back from vacation
steve knows when his shy gf wants affection
steve knows when his shy gf needs calming down
steve knows when his shy gf needs help
steve gets spoiled (18+)
steve can’t get your daughters shoes on
steve wakes up to your loving staring
steve has a metaphorical heart attack when you faint
steve cuddles you and your son
steve wakes up to a golden retriever gf on his chest
steve goes overboard when you’re on your period
steve picks a tired you up from the airport
steve takes care of his anxious gf
steve and his caring daughter who likes you best
steve with a touch starved you
steve yells at you (impulsively) and apologises
steve makes you go pee before cuddles (18+)
steve holds your shakey hands
steve gets serenaded
steve sees your boobs for the first time (18+)
dad!steve finds you crying about being a bad mom
dad!steve supports your sons nail painting
steve reassures you when you flinch during a fight
steve kisses your hurt feelings better
steve gives you a hug when you’re too shy to ask
steve knows you’re sad when you’re too shy to tell him
dad!steve and his two clingy daughters (and you)
steve and you hide away during your wedding
steve wakes you up for 3am cuddles
steve gets lovestruck by a ditzy you
steve helps ditzy!you look for bugs
steve let’s you sit drunkenly in his lap
steve comforts you during a migraine
steve begs pregnant!you to slow down
steve ties your shoes when you’re too pregnant
dad!steve tickles your daughter and then you
steve comforts ditzy!you when you worry about godzilla
steve thinks you’re hot in anything (18+)
steve enjoys some sleepy cuddles with you
steve finds ditzy!you feeding the raccoons
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medusapelagia · 6 months
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8 AU-gust: Robots and Androids - Part 8
Part 1, Part 2, Part 3, Part 4, Part 5, Part 6, Part 7, Part 8, Part 9
Rating: Mature Relationship: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson WT: Android Steve Harrington, Wanted Criminal Eddie Munson, mention of illness, mention of character death, blood, injuries Words: 2243
They did it.
The jump wasn’t easy and they landed with a crash, but they are still alive, even if the ship is definitely useless.
They have landed like a fucking comet, so Eddie is not surprised when he sees many guards threatening them with weapons asking them who the fuck are they.
S.T.E.V.E. shows them his badge and calmly explains to them that he is a hunter and that Eddie is his captive, and the guards take no time to drag them on an Admiral ship, direction: the Central.
Some of the humans congratulate S.T.E.V.E. on his catch, but the majority of humans and androids simply ignore him or tell him that he was just lucky.
Eddie knows that he wasn’t. The android has hunted him down like a hound and Eddie must recognize that he is the best android he has ever met. Not that he will ever admit it out loud.
Maybe Joyce was right. He is special. 
When they finally get to the Central, Eddie is escorted by an entire troop. Everyone is eager to see Dr. Brenner and bring him one of the most wanted criminals ever.
“Leave us alone.” The man orders from his desk while sitting on a big chair giving his back to the entrance.
“Dr. Brenner, this is a dangerous criminal and…” their captain tries to object, but Brenner easily dismisses him.
“He is in handcuffs and has no weapon. Leave us. I’ll bring him to his cell on my own.”
The man bows his head and gestures to the troop to leave the room.
“STE2UTK7NQ.” Brenner calls and S.T.E.V.E. stops “You did a good job. I’m proud of you.”
“I’m happy to serve.” he promptly replies, but for a moment he seems almost pleased with the praise, then he leaves the room with the others.
When finally Brenner turns he is the same old man that Eddie has seen all his life. 
Doctor Martin Brenner: the man behind the entire industry of androids. The man whose face is on every electronic device, and whose most loved creature is Eddie’s worst nightmare.
Eddie sits on the chair offered to him, puts his boot on the table, and asks annoyed “So what’s your number? Brenner the Forth? The Fifth?” In every generation, there was always a Martin Brenner.
The man grins “Not really. I’m the one and only.”
“That’s not possible.” Eddie chuckles “You should be… what? Three hundred years old?”
“A bit older actually.”
Eddie stills, glaring at the other man “You are joking.”
“There are so many things that you don’t know, Eddie. But I like you. You and your little group of friends are hard to find. Not even my best hunter managed to catch you. Even if I suppose that his actions have something to do with your capture.”
Vecna appears from nowhere and Eddie frowns.
“I knew that you were behind all of this” Eddie yells and Vecna chuckles.
“You think you know. But there are so many things you ignore.” the android in the white uniform replies, getting closer “But first of all I want to know where your friends are hiding.”
“I work alone.”
“You do not.” Vecna lifts Eddie’s chin “I should have used the girl against you. It was a mistake that I will not repeat. Now. Tell me where they are.”
“Or what?”
“Or I’ll kill you and ask my scientists to get the information that I need from your skull.” the doctor replies, still smiling.
Eddie laughs “You can’t do that. We don’t have the technology to do something like that.”
“ Actually I do. And I already used that kind of technology with great success.” Brenner says “I already created androids from humans. I can take the information I need directly from your brain. From your memories.”
What the fuck?!
“I told you, Eddie, I’m the first and only Doctor Martin Brenner.” the man takes a paper cutter and opens his arm, showing him the metal skeleton.
Eddie's eyes grow wide “An android?”
“And I’m not even the first one, but I’m a better model. With years of practice the skin seems almost real, doesn’t it?”
“What do you mean?”
“I think you know what I mean.”
Eddie's eyes widen while he looks at the skin that closes around the wound leaving no scars.
“Stevie.”
“Bingo.” the man confirms “The first time Steve Harrington came to me with the idea, he was already sick.” Brennan gets closer to Eddie “He knew that he would have died soon, that’s why he asked me to build him a new model of S.T.E.V.E.. Do you see the irony? He asked me to create a S.T.E.V.E., like his name. It seemed like a sign to him.” the doctor sits on his desk “I built the prototype in no time, while he was collecting every memory of his life that he had. He collected everything. His cerebral scan, the pictures, the videos, the little notebook where he used to write his thoughts.” He sighs “Steve Harrington was fucking rich and with his money he built a copy of himself for his husband. A copy that, in his intentions, would have stayed with his husband until the end. That was Harrington's last present to the love of his life. A copy of himself.” Brenner grins “How romantic, don’t you think? But when Hargrove discovered what Steve was doing he wasn’t as enthusiastic as Harrington thought he would have been. They had a bad fight and they only reconciled on Harrington’s deathbed. At that time I had learned a lot, I had done enough research and the android looked exactly like the dying man. He had all his little tics, his habits. Hargrove hated it since the first day that he saw it and I was ready to take it back, disassemble it, and find exactly how to move my conscience in another body, but Hargrove didn’t let me. He used the money Harrington left him to start producing more androids exactly like S.T.E.V.E. and then he encrypted any memory that the android had about the life of his human self, hiding him between the others.” the man pauses “It was a pity losing such an incredible android, but I had learned enough and I managed to move my conscience inside this body. Now I cannot die.”
“But you still have to answer the Robotics Laws!” Eddie screams.
Brenner gives him a wry smile “Actually, I don’t have to. I am not totally an android.”
Eddie starts to tug at his handcuffs, trying to free himself.
“You should be happy. You are the only one who will ever know my secret. Tomorrow you‘ll be sentenced to death after a very quick trial for killing all those stupid humans.” he giggles “And then I’ll have complete access to your memories. Criminals don’t deserve a grave.”
Eddie is seething. That creature that is neither an android nor a human it’s so fucking wrong.
Brennan makes a gesture toward the white android “Bring him to his cell. And make sure no one visits him until the trial.”
Venca nods, grinning, and then drags Eddie toward the cells.
The android is way stronger than Eddie so trying to escape is impossible. He lets him drag him to his fucking cell and then he sighs, trying to find a way to escape certain death. 
Eddie thinks about S.T.E.V.E.
God. Everyone was right about him. He should tell him that he is really special. That he was a human once. That he had a husband. That he wasn’t a lone wolf. He had a pack that he loved and loved him back. A pack that he loved so much that he didn’t want to leave them even after death.
God,  Dustin and Joyce were right and they didn’t even know all of that.
***
“You ok STE2UTK7NQ?” one of the humans asks him, and Steve turns toward him.
“Sorry?”
“You seemed… sad.” the man explains, walking side by side with him.
“I’m an android I don’t have feelings, but thank you for asking me about my well-being, it was really kind.” He replies.
The man nods, then he winks “If you are looking for a new partner I would like to be considered. You are the best android I have ever seen and your records are fantastic!”
The android tilts his head, confused, but he politely asks “What’s your name?”
“Lucas Sinclair. I got transferred here a couple of months ago and I think I could learn a lot from a hunter like you.”
S.T.E.V.E. doesn’t know how to answer “I’ll consider your offer, but now I need some repairs, I got damaged during the landing.” 
The young boy nods, smiling at him like talking with S.T.E.V.E. was the most wonderful thing that had ever happened to him.
When S.T.E.V.E. gets to the repair area there is a long line of androids in front of him, some of them are so damaged that the technician simply turns them off and puts them out of their misery.
“Do I look fine?” the android next to S.T.E.V.E. asks.
“Sorry?”
“Do I look fine? I don’t want to be turned off or be turned into a toaster.”
S.T.E.V.E. can’t lie to humans, but he is an android.
“You look fine.” he replies. It’s a white lie, some part of his brain supplies him, it doesn’t matter if the android has so many broken parts that he is resting in a wheelbarrow.
“I heard you are the one who caught that criminal, Munson. Great job! I’m sure they will give you a medal for that!”
S.T.E.V.E. shakes his head “I’m an android. They don’t give medals to us.”
“Why not? If you were a human they would have made you an entire statue, I’m sure of it! Well, it doesn’t matter, everyone will be too busy working on your captive. One of the technicians was saying that they would try to get some information from his brain, download his data, or something like that. Maybe he’ll become an android like us and he will teach us how to find criminals like him! Can you imagine?”
S.T.E.V.E. stills while he imagines the cynical guy that he learned to know transformed into a piece of furniture like him.
“They will give him a fair process…” S.T.E.V.E. replies, but his words sound fakes even to his ears.
The android on the wheelbarrow laughs “They will not. He condemned himself when he decided to be a criminal. The process is just an old custom that human keeps to relieve their conscience, but that boy is doomed. Everyone knows it.”
S.T.E.V.E. nods, he knows it too, but somehow the thought of it is unbearable to him.
“You ok?” the android asks “Do you want to go before me? You really look like you need someone to fix you.” 
“I’m fine.” he replies, and when a technician is distracted he gets closer to the android in the wheelbarrow and he whispers to him “You did good, now it’s time for you to rest.”
“I am really tired, now that you mention it…”
The android closes his eyes and Steve gives him a little eclectic shock, enough to fry his circuit.
“Why did someone bring this piece of junk here?! He is fried! It’s not even good to be a fucking toaster!” an older technician complains to a young one, and that’s the last thing Steve hears before he leaves the repair room.
***
Rest.
That’s what Vecna has told Eddie when he left Eddie’s cell, but the boy is still trying to find a way to free himself when he hears the metallic doors move.
Fuck. 
It’s too late.
Eddie takes a deep breath, if he is going to die he will die on his feet.
The door opens and the android that looks at him with his plastic eyes is S.T.E.V.E. and Eddie sighs“How cruel sending you to escort me to my death.”
S.T.E.V.E. doesn’t reply and keeps looking around like he is worried, then he quickly opens Eddie’s chain.
Eddie stares at the android “What the fuck?”
“We are leaving.”
“How?”
“I can fly. I’ll fly you out of the tower. I called for help. Someone will rescue you.” 
Eddie grabs the android's hands “What about you?”
“Are you worried for me, Munson?” S.T.E.V.E. smirks and for a moment Eddie sees a spark of the boy that he was.
“We have to talk! I have a lot of things to tell you.”
“We have no time. The alarm has already gone off. The others will be here in no time.”
The android picks Eddie up like a baby and then starts to run toward the big window at the end of the corridor. He turns while he jumps through the glass. shielding Eddie and then he starts the engines he has on his back.
“We have to talk.” Eddie insists when he feels the cold air on his skin.
“Not now. My engines will not last long.”
Suddenly Eddie reminds something Dustin said about Stevie's inability to fly anymore.
“Wait, wait, wait!”
But Steve’s engines start to smoke soon after they leave the prison and S.T.E.V.E. makes a deviation, leaving Eddie on the roof of a skyscraper.
“Be safe.” he tells him, before falling from the roof to the ground.
Eddie runs toward the edge of the building screaming the android’s name, but all he can see it’s just dust and smoke.
In his hand, he has a fucking tracker.
Tag list: @shunna, @yourmom-isgay, @thisisallicouldthinkof I hope you enjoy it!
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corrodedcoughin · 1 year
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So I know celebrity rockstar Eddie with Just-Some-Guy Steve is popular, but what about the opposite?
Steve, who is a professional Basketball player, got scouted from where he played for his college team. The fan fave, the darling of the locals, and one of the best players on the team. Models for sportswear brands, has had interviews and talks at schools and the media loves him. He's handsome, and nice, and has publicly come out.
And then there's Eddie. His boyfriend since college. Just some guy who runs a music store. Started just as a minimum wage worker and then slowly worked his way up to running a small business himself. Sells guitars and drums and other instruments. Vinyl and cds and music merch. Hosts guitar lessons. Is happy playing music because he loves it, not for the fame and money.
Eddie goes to all his games (or as many as he can) and while he's not a sports guy and never will be he loves watching Steve play. Is only about 80% sure of the rules at best and that's good enough for Steve. And Steve who's not a metal fan, and will never be into DnD but will spend his free evenings helping Eddie plan a campaign or listening to this song Eddie's been trying to learn on the guitar.
Idk I just think it's fun to explore the opposite! Eddie getting excited any time he sees people wearing Steve's merch in public and people keep mistaking him for a hardcore fan because no one knows who he is and honestly he's fine with that. He is a big fan of Steve
he's a big fan of steve' MOMO THAT LAST LINE TOOK ME OUT!!!! OHH!!!!
Okay so as always i am IN LOVE with your ideas and where you take them and explore with the space.
Please can I have Eddie who doesn't completely GET sports but he DOES get collecting so he has one of those card books and collects basket ball trading cards. He has a full page of 'Steves' that he every proud of because he's drawn on some of them, giving him different outfits/hair/facial hair/speech bubbles, some include dragon hatcher steve, android steve, malibu barbie steve and pronstache steve (that one wasn't even drawn on, Steve was just trying something new and it got immortailised in a trading card much to Eddie's delight. His personal favourite is a Steve mid spin of the ball on his fingertip, the image of concentration and Eddie has yet to see a photo that highlights the muscle and bite-ability of Steve's arms quite as well as that one.
When Eddie and Steve are out for dinner and Eddie sees a little kid wearing a shirt with Steve's name on it he's quick to point it out to the delight of his boyfriend, both of them trying to figure out a way to subtly let the kid know that 'Harrington' is here.
Eddie who turns up to games with the kids and a foam finger because 'Steve come on its hilarious' but in reality he just loves obnoxiously supporting him. Steve kisses his finger tips and waves to Eddie before running to join the team in the changing rooms. Eddie who catches it and stuffs it in his pocket in the most dramatic way possible. Steve who laughs every time because he wouldn't have it any other way.
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neonponders · 1 year
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For @billyhargrovebingo​ ​
~ read on ao3 ~
C1 - Android
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A hospital was a strange place for quality time. Mostly, it was the carpool journeys there, since everyone needed regular visits after Starcourt. Tinnitus, concussions, and blood tests were just a few of the situations they were all dealing with.
And if Steve wasn’t available, it’s because he was already at the hospital. Max had a newly instated VIP seat in his car, much to the annoyance of Dustin (who wanted Steve’s time and attention) and Lucas (who couldn’t help but feel cast aside).
Max couldn’t really blame them for not caring about her brother. Hell, she didn’t understand her own depths of affection for him until recently. The shrinks of the hospital kept talking about the Five Stages of Grief as if she were supposed to give a shit about five processes.
Max was thoroughly stuck in the bargaining phase. And she’d stay there until whatever god finally delivered his side of the bargain.
Turns out, it did. Billy Hargrove was alive, and after a long surgery where Steve Harrington of all people held Max’s hand and gripped her shoulder during her erratic mood swings of crying, Billy woke up.
A pacemaker. The god keeping her brother alive was a little, man-made, battery powered device making sure the rhythm of his heart kept time with the right music.
Max could barely make out what the doctors were saying in the hallway. It was a load of information for her mom and stepfather - two people who seemed radically different after July fourth. Neil Hargrove was...just a man. A man who had been humbled down to his knees when he learned that his son was alive, but with a caveat. And her mom...Max could see her visibly overwhelmed with the steep learning curve for taking care of an intense trauma victim.
The device will need to be replace every five to seven years, but that’s routine procedure, nothing to worry about. I daresay, he’ll be able to live a normal life - so long as he stays away from cigarettes and anything more chemically advanced than food. He’s going to be a walking miracle. Four stomach pumps, almost a dozen blood transfusions, a scattering of fractures...that young man has a hell of an angel on his side. While the bones are recovering, I want weekly x-rays and monthly MRI’s. The physical stuff we can handle, but as for his psychological wellfare, that will be a tougher, longer journey...
Max blinked stupidly, because with the doctor’s voice droning out the background hospital noise, it was hard not to focus on Steve Harrington laying a big fat kiss on her brother’s mouth.
It was desperate, like Billy was his water in a desert...but gentle, like Billy were made of tissue paper and Steve was terrified of leaving a dent or wrinkle.
Max peeked at the window, worried her mom and stepfather might notice, but they were entrenched in the crash course for Billy’s new instruction manual -
“You don’t get to die,” Steve croaked. For some reason, witnessing Steve crying shook Max’s core more than her own parents’ tears. The guy just...didn’t do that. It was a little too easy to ignore an anchor like that until his rock was lying in bed with more injuries than a fresh eighteen year old had any right to have.
Steve’s hand cradled the junction of Billy’s skull and neck. Blue eyes blinked up at him, not fully conscious, but also not interested in anything other than a sky of big, doe eyes. “Not with a battery in your chest, you damn robot.”
The next day, Dustin chimed, “So he’s like Ironman?”
Lucas frowned at him. “It’s not a pacemaker in Tony Stark’s chest, dude.”
“But it’s protecting his heart. It’s kind of like a pacemaker.”
“It sounds more like a built-in defibrillator.”
“What the hell is that?” Dustin exclaimed.
Lucas pantomimed rubbing his fists together and then connecting them to Dustin’s torso with a jolt of his body. Dustin understood and nodded, “Oh, those medical electrocution things...Where are you going?”
Max sighed as she shouldered her backpack and swung her skateboard underneath her arm. “Turns out, the hospital has the best parking lots for skateboarding. Later, nerds.”
Under her breath, she remarked, “I’d rather watch two idiots make out than whatever this is.”
For better and worse, she got her bargain.
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Dissonance Theory
by colossalflea, teddywesworl
Rating: Explicit Archive Warning: Graphic Depictions Of Violence Relationship: Steve Harrington/Eddie Munson Characters: Eddie Munson, Steve Harrington, Robin Buckley, Maxine "Max" Mayfield, Lucas Sinclair, Billy Hargrove, Gareth (Stranger Things), Jeff (Stranger Things), Unnamed Freak (Stranger Things) Additional Tags: Androids, Cowboy Steve Harrington, Android Steve Harrington, Technician Eddie Munson, Alternate Universe - Westworld Fusion, Westworld Spoilers, Don't Have to Know Westworld Canon, Canon-Typical Violence, Existential Crisis, Steve Harrington is a Sweetheart, Past Sexual Assault, Mild Gore, Eventual Happy Ending, Knifeplay, Blood Kink, Painplay, Masochism, Blow Jobs, Deepthroating, Orgasm Delay/Denial, Under-negotiated Kink, Light Dom/sub, Sub Eddie Munson, HBO canceled Westworld so it's my city now, Dom Steve Harrington Words: 29,769 Chapters: 4/4
Summary
In the most exclusive luxury attraction on Earth, Steve Harrington follows a scripted loop of violence and cruelty. He’s the spoiled son of a rancher. He’s a black hat villain for guests to feel good about killing, over and over again. He’s malfunctioning, and repair techs Eddie Munson and Robin Buckley have to figure out why he hesitates to fire his gun. OR: Steve is an android built to entertain rich shitheads in an Old West-themed amusement park, and Eddie is one of the techs who puts him back together after he gets shot. Did you really think teddywesworl wouldn’t write a Westworld AU?
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otteranha · 1 year
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Android Steve AU- some weird futuristic stranger things AU with elements of Spielberg’s AI and Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep, especially the part where people have robot pets but as a status symbol so no one else can know they’re synthetic.
In this version the Harrington’s either couldn’t have children or lost their son early and replaced him with an android. But for appearance’s sake no one is supposed to know Steve isn’t a real human. Over time the members of Steve’s little found family learn the truth - Dustin is the first and he thinks it’s so cool.
Nancy finds out sometime after S1 and Steve takes her bullshit speech to mean that she thinks he’s not capable of real love or emotion himself and that no human would really feel like that about him if they knew he wasn’t a real person.
Eddie sees him after the demobat fight, the artificial skin torn away. He throws him his battle vest partly because he senses how self-conscious Steve is about the demobat bites exposing the wiring in his abdomen.
The others catch on that Steve takes way more physical injury than a human could shake off. He can’t hurt people (or is very limited in his capacity to hurt humans, only in defense of other humans and even then his programming isn’t supposed to let him really injure a person), It means that first the Mindflayer and then Vecna can’t hijack his brain so he can’t be cursed but he can be physically injured. It’s why he thinks his own safety, his own life are less valuable than anyone else’s.
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My Harringrove AU List A-M
Part 2 - N-Z
Afterlife
I Missed You - Steve dies and is reunited with Billy in the afterlife.
Android
Build-A-Man - Mrs. Harrington buys Steve an android to take care of him, he doesn't particularly like it but Billy isn't going anywhere.
Animal Hybrids
Bunny - Billy comes home to his bunny.
Collars - Catboy Steve has a collection of collars.
Nest Material - Billy has been stealing bits of hair and fur from Steve since he got to town. Today it comes to a head.
Night Time Rituals - Catboy Steve and Billy’s bedtime ritual. 
Eggcellent - Steve is just trying to do his job and get his eggs delivered but finds himself waylaid by a determined wolf.
Seashells and Books on Tape - When Billy gets to Hawkins he finds his mate, the only problem is Billy can't get his mouth to work right around him so he has to find other ways to make his intentions known.
Bender (AtLA)
Fight Night - Steve and Billy are forced to fight. When Steve throws the match it pisses Billy off. 
New Trick? - Steve likes to fuck with Billy when he’s angry.
Childhood Friends to Loves
Helping Hand - Steve has hang ups about touching his own dick preventing him from masturbating, Billy offers him a helping hand.
Kill For You - Steve accidently killed Neil when they were kids, Billy has been protecting him ever since and he'll never stop.
College/University
Bidder, Bidder Won’t You Take Me Home - Steve is up for auction for a charity event Carol's sorority is hosting, after seeing Billy he wants his bid. (Werewolf/Succubus) 
Drink Me - Billy adds a little something special to Steve's coffee every morning. (Coffee Shop Au)
Insecurities of Drinking - Steve gets insecure when he is drinking and seeing some drunk girl kiss Billy doesn't help.
It’s A Date - Billy's advisor insists he needs to take a refresher course, Billy doesn't want to be there until Steve Harrington of all people walks in.
Worm - Billy takes issue with Steve's sweater.
Crime Boss
Trigger Happy - Steve doesn't like it when Billy shows up with injuries.
Curses
Care and Feeding - Billy comes to town and befriends Steve. Billy would like to pursue more than that but he is determined to wait until Steve gets over his recent heartbreak. (Werewolf/Fairy)
Deaged
The Babe With The Power (Series) - Steve ends up a much younger version of himself and Billy happens to be his favorite person.
Demigods
Death and Flowers - Steve ventures down into the underworld to retrieve Dustin’s soul, Billy offers him a deal in return for it.
Demons
Demon Steve/Mob boss Billy - Steve follows his nose to Billy and instead of getting a soul gets a date. 
Disabilities
All In The Hands - Billy isn't sure how surviving Starcout leads to the kids deciding he's friend material but he'd be lying if he said he minded. Especially when they help him learn sign language and get a date.
As Many Times As You Want - Steve is a little drunk and he finally takes Billy up on an offer he has been making for months.
Helper Billy - Steve suffers from neurological issues and Billy is hired to help him in his day to day life.
Farmer
The Fairy In The Garden - Billy finds an unexpected visitor in his garden. (Werewolf/Fairy)
Fairy 
How to Catch a Boyfriend - Billy wanders into the forest and meets a fairy. He's sure Steve and the fairy are one in the same and all he wants to do is keep them.
Christmas - Just some Hc’s for HtCaB during the holiday. 
FemHarringrove
Best Behavior - Stevie needs to be on her best behavior and Billie makes sure she will be. (Royalty)
California - Stevie invites Billie out to California for her birthday.
The Hawkins Roller Rink - Billie Goes exploring when she gets to Hawkins and see the most beautiful girl on skates.
Melt - Billie fucks Stevie with a popsicle.
Straight From The Source - Billie takes the long path to get what she wants, luckily it works out.
Sweatpants - Billie just wants to see her girlfriend in some pants.
Tastes Like Sunshine - Billie has dinner waiting when Stevie gets home. (Werewolf/Vampire)
Flayed/Killer
Black in The Moonlight - The mind flayer thinks they need to get rid of Steve until they follow him.
Let Me Mu-Marry You - They take someone Steve wanted.
Flayed/Powers
The Grower and The Shower - Steve reveals his powers to save everyone at the last minute, Billy checks on him in the aftermath.
Furries
Come Sit On My Lap - Billy borrows his new work uniform. It definitely awakens some things even if Steve is not willing to admit he is into it too.
Furry Billy - Billy making his own suits
Genderfluid/Genderqueer
It’s Cold But Your Mouth It’s Burning - Billy likes wearing makeup he’s not expecting Steve to think it looks good on him.
Washed Pink - Steve gets his cheap little red heart shaped sunglasses after sleeping with Tammy, and they end up being friends. Steve really likes the way he looks in those sunglasses, the way the world looks, turns out Billy really liked them too.
Haunting (Real or Imagined)
Baby Steve and the Ghosts - this isn’t technically harringrove but honorable mention because if I ever actually add more it’s supposed to be harringrove. - Steve is born during a winter storm and the ghosts think of him as theirs.
Ghost Deterrent -  Billy is bored and wants nachos, Steve is bathing in the dark and has nachos. Billy gets more than nachos.
You’re A Vision - Billy dies but he's not gone, he spends most of his time haunting Steve.
Headless Horseman
Pumpkin Head - Headless Horseman Billy and his witchy partner having some fun in the pumpkin patch.
Magic
A Different Kind of Love Spell - Steve leaves the castle on his tenth birthday looking to gain parental love. (Royalty)
Dandelion Wishes - Billy finds a dandelion as a child and makes a wish for someone that will love him forever.
It’s Your Birthday, We Can Cry If We Want To - Every year Steve makes a cake and every year he summons Billy Hargrove from beyond the grave.
Kitchen Witch - Steve has magic, he just doesn't know it. He doesn't believe Dustin no matter how many times he insists that Steve's food is magic, because that is preposterous. Slowly others start to recognize that Steve has magic too, and then Billy comes along with accusations of a love potion when Neil gets a hold of some cookies Steve made and starts acting nice.
Magic Touch – Werewolf Billy steals Steve’s sex sleeve and has no idea what he’s really gotten ahold of. 
Magical Boy
Mantle of The Black Cat - Things are looking really bad at the junkyard so Steve makes a deal with a talking cat.
Mechanic
Perkin’s Repair Shop - Billy’s car breaks down, his car can’t be fixed today but his day can.
Minotaur
Minotaur Billy - Steve enters the labyrinth to help out Robin and there he meets Billy.
Modern
Dick Pic - Billy sends Steve a dick pic. The response he gets is better than he hoped for. 
Making Friends - Steve hasn't made any friends in his fandom, Billy tries to help.
Pretty Boy - Billy starts texting Steve while he is out of town, when he gets home he comes for Steve. 
Squish Me - Steve is a content creator who mostly posts about Squishmallows. Billy doesn't care about the mallows but he still watches all of Steve's videos.
Take a Dirty Picture for Me - Billy and Max have a deal she takes pictures of Steve for him and he leaves her friends and her alone. Steve find out and Billy makes a new deal, Steve takes the pictures Billy wants and he continues to leave them be. Billy wants more than candids though and things heat up.
Tickle - Steve has been playing the same song for hours, Billy is going to put a stop to it. 
The View - Billy works at the Hot Topic in the mall and Steve works in the Sanrio store right next door.
Your Little Shit - Steve treats himself to some lingerie and Billy just happens to be around when his box full of pretty lacy things comes in. Billy insists Steve try them on so he can act as his second opinion.
Models
Model Behavior - Billy finally gets to do a shoot with Steve 'The Hair' Harrington and he could not be happier with the way it turns out. 
MPreg
The Belly - Billy insists on taking pictures of Steve's stomach as soon as they get the positive test.
Musicians
Video Killed the Radio Star - Billy gets a lot of flack for defending a fan against a creeper. Billy finally meets the fan he defended.
Part 2 - N-Z
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