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gcldfanged · 1 year

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5. things you didn’t say at all

Things You Said [ACCEPTING]

It's a dumb trick. He even says so.

But the little lordling with his clean, pressed shirt and bow tie a bit too large for his slender neck just stares expectantly, waiting for the 'magic' to begin.

Sighing, Jae takes out a pretty worn gil coin and places it between his ring and pinky finger. Ducking his thumb underneath his palm, he balances the old coin on the pad of his thumb and transfers it onto the top of the same hand's index finger. It's fluid and practiced (he'd never admit just how long he'd been practicing, it'd ruin the effect), the elder boy anticipating the coin's movement enough to roll it straight across his knuckles and back again.

"Easy, huh?" he laughs, flicking the coin into the air with his thumb and feeling pretty satisfied with the performance despite his earlier hesitation. Maybe it was the look of pure amazement on the rich kid's face, maybe he just was REALLY bored that day- whatever it was, it felt kinda... fun.

The sun was dipping lower on the horizon and peeking beneath the plate more, casting a gentle and warm light of the Pavilion in Sector One.

"I gotta go, or else my parents might start freaking out... We should play again sometime, though! Tomorrow, okay?" the other boy promises, not even looking where he was running as he waved and smiled back at the young hoodlum.

"Yeah, maybe. If I don't have anything going on," Yoon lies- his day was completely open.

He whistled to himself as he jumped over a fallen trash bin, disturbing the pigeons that had been feasting on various food wastes. Pausing for a moment, he spun back around as the moment of realization hit him.

"Hey, wait. I don't even know your-"

WHAP.

A rolled up magazine smacks the foreign Turk in the arm, Jae narrowing his eyes and scowling at the lanky sprawl of bony limbs that was his senior.

"Scrub- Go grab me somethin' from the vending machines," Reno orders with all the languid authority of an emperor luxuriating on his lavish throne.

"Grab it yourself, you could use the exercise. All that take-out's making you fat."

As if on cue, Rude (the frik to Reno's frak) steps in and lowers his sunglasses just slightly as he glances down at Reno laying on the office couch.

"Scrub's got a point," is his only, meager addition to the fight waiting to erupt between the other two agents.

"I ain't fat! I'm like one of those big-ass snakes. The ones that choke farmers to death in swamps- Pure muscle, baby."

Jae merely passes the couch on his way out the door, visibly making the effort to gesticulate scratching the side of his cheek... with only his middle finger.

A brisk stride carries him down the hall before anymore reading material can be hurled at his person, he was making good time. Might even get to leave a bit early after he forwarded some of the latest propaganda clips to Tseng. Now that he was thinking of it, he did feel in dire need of a coffee- Even if it had to be canned.

There was a group of Second Class SOLDIERs standing in a little huddle around their First Class senior near the vending machines of that floor- And by that elaborately decorated leather coat, he had a feeling he knew who it was.

"Show me how to do that again?" one of the recruits asked, struggling with something in his hands.

"It's pretty easy once you get the hang of it-" Rhapsodos explains, looking a bit too inestimably pleased with himself. He clearly enjoys the attention and is preening a bit (okay, a lot) as the other men watch him roll single gil coin across his fingers. If only peacocks had been created in shades of red, then it'd better fit the swordsman's trademark style.

Watching as his captivated audience starts emulating the sleight of hand skill, Genesis happens to look up at just the right- or maybe wrong- moment.

Jae immediately averts his eyes and continues walking, which looks suspicious as hell, but he's not about to run up and start an awkward conversation. He would literally rather be flayed alive and rolled in salt than come across as another brainless, fawning admirer- Some kind of bizarre outlier from the Red Leather or Study Group fanclubs. There was no way that Genesis would even remember him, they'd been so young, and he could have picked up that trick in any dive bar available in Midgar.

At least, that's what he tells himself.

#unforestalledreturn #◈ WRITING #I'm not entirely happy with this :/#I TRIED wah wahhh #Anyway they are dumb your honor #Jae: Ugh Genesis is so vain he's so full of himself #Also Jae: *knows about BOTH of his fanclubs*#*SCREAMING THOUGH* them having known each other as kids is still so unexpected but I love it

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klaissance · 2 months

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ok um i have done it i've created a thing

pls enjoy

#klance #klance fic #my writing #OFFICIALLY OFFICIAL #i have in fact never published anything to ao3 before this is monumental #anyway um this is so fuckin dumb but it made me giggle to write #in which there is a lot of looking and a lot of pining #your honor they're in love #vld fic #um if anybody reads it please tell me what you think i hope it is fun and sparkly for you #@ jackie lance has brown eyes just for you bestie you converted me so hard

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cannibalhellhound · 2 months

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So, I did a cowboy au Mav based on this post for @rabbit-factory

Because it fits that our idiot would get on top of a monster bull and get his head cracked open like an egg, giving Ice and the Bradshaw's a heart attack whilst still being cheerful and looking great

tw blood

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chaoticdelinqueerwithglitter · 4 months

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The gang's thoughts on stabbing

Chifuyu: Would never stab anyone.

Takemichi: Would end up being stabbed but pretend it's just a scratch.

Inupi: Would stab someone in retaliation.

Smiley: Yells "I won't hesitate, bitch!" first.

Yuzuha: Would stab without warning.

Sanzu: Would stab as a warning.

Baji: Would stab himself as a warning.

#tokyo revengers #tokyo revengers incorrect quotes #they are all dumb your honor #but we love them anyway

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lonepower · 2 months

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bc @curlyparmesan reminded me that i needed to post this (by liveblogging the game like 3 months ago for tumblr to only show me this week even though i follow both the person and the tag). they r so goddamn cute. ignore me walking directly into a wall bc i don't remember what my fraps hotkeys are

#ghostrunner #chi plays ghostrunner #well not really but u know. chi has played it. in the past #i'm so glad to have another appreciator of jack's stupid little 'yes.' because it's so cute and dumb. theyre so DUMB I LOVE THEM YOUR HONOR #i HAD a ship tag i think it was probably #☓: i need you #?#it would be easier to remember if there were any content for it but whatever.#anyway.

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mommalosthermind · 3 months

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Lines that make me giggle while editing:

Kaeya’s fingers wiggle in his grip. “That almost sounds like a threat.”

“Are you often threatened with marriage?” He ducks down for another kiss, taking his time to map out Kaeya’s mouth. When he pulls back, he smooths the pad of his thumb over the ring on Kaeya’s finger, gently nudging it into the web of his hand. “Too bad. I’ve got prior claim.”

“Yes,” Kaeya breathes, pulling insistently on Diluc’s shirt for another kiss.

#me trying not to spoil the whole damn chapter like *vibrates in chair*#forgiveness on your lips heart on my fingertips #kaeluc #luckae #kaeluckae #my writing #they’re dumb your honor. so dumb #I do not feel shame at sharing this my timeline is dead now anyway no one will see thisssss #and hopefully I’ll actually get it posted tomorrow #where I will then pretend not to be staring obsessively at my email and gettin sad over the spam

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angee1011 · 1 year

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Welp. The Legend of Vox Machina season two is over and what a fucking banger

The amount of love and care and attention to detail they put into it… *chefs kiss*

Cannot wait for season three

#tlovm #the legend of vox machina #Vox machina #i love them your honor #anyway #I cried like a million times #I love these dumb fucks so much #you can pry Vox machina from my cold dead hands #when is season three??????#too long away that’s when #I need it now #I Hope we get another two seasons after three #fingers crossed

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orangechickenpillow · 2 years

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Dream: *sentence Gault to thousands of years of darkness and tells Lucienne she can go back to the library because he doesn't need her anymore*

Also Dream: *immediately Sheds Tears because he regrets speaking without thinking first*

#he is a dumb bitch your honor #honestly he always regrets being such an asshole but then he does it anyway #but he always tries to fix it too #man just makes existing so much harder for himself #the sandman #the sandman netflix #lucienne the librarian #lucienne #dream of the endless #morpheus #the sandman gault

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iceskatingmobsters · 1 year

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Chapters: 1/1 Fandom: Outer Wilds (Video Game) Rating: General Audiences Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: Gossan/Porphy Characters: Gossan (Outer Wilds), Porphy (Outer Wilds) Additional Tags: Pre-Relationship, Pre-Canon, Fluff, Mutual Pining, I'd tag idiots in love but it's just one oblivious idiot this time, No Spoilers, not tagging the other OVW members because they're there for like two seconds, idk man I just wanted to write something cozy Summary:

They could make themself helpful after all. Besides, Porphy’s cabin was probably warm – warmer than the Ventures cabin, at least. It was a win-win: avoid the cold, and spend some time with— and stay productive. — Gossan can't sit still in the days before first launch, even when a rainstorm prevents their usual productivity. Hey, wasn't Porphy in the middle of a new batch? Maybe they can help out.

#outer wilds #emmy writes #new pinned post after almost two years! jesus fuck #anyways I had to get this out of my system so I could write Painful Shit #jk I had a lot of fun writing this and I have a better understanding of gossan now #also I technically published this yesterday but couldn't edit the share post on mobile #so late crosspost it is #the world needs more gossan/porphy it's such a good ship. gossan is so dumb abt it and I Love Them Your Honor #it's the one thing they get to be stupid abt. matters of love

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sage-writes-stuff · 2 years

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A very big photo dump of the prettiest boy in Hawkins, Eddie Munson <33

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just-about-nothing · 1 year

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damn hellloooooo~~~

[image description: supergrrrl from superboy (1994) issue 61. she is blonde and white, with a rat tail. she’s wearing round sunglasses, a punk leather jacket, a blue unitard with the superman S-shield on it, red leggings with a gold thigh holster, two studded belts and black calf length boots. she also has chunky red gloves. the outfit is essentially kon-el’s outfit on a blonde woman. she radiates an aura of confidence. end description]

#i rant #dc #superboy #Kon-El #i like. hate most of this run but and it was not worth wading through like 50 issues of bullshit for this but still #and supergrrrl is such a stupid name but i love her anyway your honor #tbc i am very clearly allied w the third wave but like god. it's dumb. i mean i know kara's probably around in this universe but still #yes that is wonder woman in the background wearing like. cassie-esque jeans i don't get it either #this ISN'T the genderbent universe bc batman is batgirl here (???) and he should be batwoman & diana should be a guy but w/e

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sirencipher · 2 months

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I havent had a crush in almost 5 years.... damn

#siren speaks #TO BE FAIR the crushes i had were both on completely unavailable coworkers #so do they even really count when thats just a common illness #i beseech thee #AND it was in the service industry your honor #anyways #i am a yearner with no one to yearn for #maybe when im in my 30s ill have someone to appreciate that my hair smells like roses #and im weirdly hung up on dumb niche stuff

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rkishibes · 1 year

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NO CAUSE VICTOR HAS CHANGED SO MUCH OVER THESE PAST YEARS I–

I just read this year's birthday date and I can't put into words how proud I am of him. Cause, comparing to his initial tsundere persona, he is so open with his love now and I love to see it cause that means he is getting more and more confident in the fact that the MC loves him just as much as he loves them.

#also the MC has changed a lot too #i remember playing in 2019 and getting really frustated with the game #cause she was plainly dumb #every time she was in trouble someone would have to come to her aid #like ????#girl you're 22 get yourself together #anyways i love them your honor #they're soulmates #victor mlqc #li zeyan #mlqc mc #love and producer

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bottomvalerius · 9 months

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when Julian and Donna were dealing with plague shit, they insisted that Julian “hot box his plague mask” and he was out of commission for a few days off of one hit

#rambling #he collasped like a horse and they got scared LMAO #‘Valdemar don’t be mad—‘ ‘I’m furious’ ‘he’s not dead’ ‘I’m even angrier.’ ‘fuck.’#thinking of Donna’s plague days and how they can overlap with how Valdemar treats Damien lmao #they really view him as just an extension of Donna and it makes them want to chop him up and jar him LMAOOOOOO #anyway they’re dumb asses your honor #they’d do it to him again after being revived too LMAO #history is a circle

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majorxmaggiexboy · 2 years

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Moon Knight needs to have a season two specifically so we can find out what kind of Endearingly Dumb Jake is or if he's actually the responsible one of the group

#Moon Knight #Marc and Steven are opposite ends of the same Gently Dumb spectrum #Marc desperately trying to protect his wife only for it to turn out she's safe anyway #Bc Khonshu can't actually force her to be his avatar lmaooook #Steven's kind of soft bumbling about #Bless them your honor they're doing their best #Jake's in the background the whole time just sighing

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soulsxng · 1 year

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@arcxnumvitae replied to your post:

Little bird 😭

"Because he is always flitting about like a bird, taking care of something or another. Watching after the other fae-- the baby birds. And part of his name sounds like 'owl'. I...suppose he wouldn't really be all too happy if he heard me calling him that though, would he? Actually, what kind of animal would Camhlaidh be? Maybe not a bird-- he seems to like the babies quite a bit, and if he were a bird he'd probably try to eat them. Though some sort of bird does feel fitting for him. Perhaps some sort of feline, or...wait, no. I'm getting distracted. I apologize, it's the, ah...what did Kolya call it? The odd thoughts that pop into your head before you fall sleep."

"...I'm going to stop, now. Before I say anything else."

#arcxnumvitae #[Shilo -commentary-]#(Your Honor he is an idiot. But I love him anyways)#(I go to put tags on this and he quickly adds 'I know he wouldn't be any sort of aquatic animal. At least not off the top of my head!'#pLEASE SHILO WHY ARE YOU LIKE THIS YOU DUMB LITTLE EEL)

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