#Arkham rambles

[agenderarkham]

If I catch Covid one more fucking time because somebody else brought it home I’m gonna fucking kill somebody. My mom brought it home this time

#Jesus fucking CHRIST #I have to reschedule my tattoo now AGAIN bc the last appointment got scheduled when the artist was out of the country like fucking come ON #and then she gets pissy when I’m mad that she brought it home again like DUDE just wear a fucking mask in public ‘you’ll get over it if you #catch it’ I WOULDNT FUCKING CATCH IT IF YOU DIDNT BRING IT HOME #I need to move out NOW or I’m moving out to JAIL #arkhamrambles #arkham rambles

[krashoutluv]

jason todd’s the type of boyfriend to tell you,

“I want all of you. All of the parts you can’t bear the world to see, all of the parts you dont want, give them to me. Bless me with the parts of yourself you don’t want, especially the parts you hate the most.”

he’d promise to care for them better then anything else, he’d tell you how much THESE parts mean to him, he’d promise to show you the beauty of it.

he’d tell you that he’s already blessed with the parts of you that you love. he’d tell you that in your imperfections it is objectively perfect.

he’d tell you to give him every part of yourself that you don’t want so he can show you how to love them too.

this all happens while he’s drunk btw, drops down on his knees and everything.

sorry. jason todd is so

mentally disturbed angel!reader who is extremely empathic x human wee-little-man!jason todd coded (metaphorically but literally would be cool too) ((im gonna write this))

#YOU #AINT. #GETTIN SHIT BACK THO #jk #he’d be like a sad puppy #when he gives it back #but not really bc his existence is immortalized with you now #metaphorically speaking #arkham knight x reader #jason todd x reader #jason todd #red hood x reader #jason peter todd #🪼krash rambles about jason todd #its 11pm and my brain stops working at 9pm sorry if this doesnt make sense

[bluerosefox]

Roting Jasmine Flowers and Dead Robins

[Anger management Crime Lord! Jason and a Dark/dark grey Jazz] [warning, murder plots, mentioned character deaths, and other things]

We all know what happened to Danny when he lost everything.

But what if this time it's Jazz.

Jazz who lost everything at the hands of the GIW when she was on a college tour while she was in Gotham, suffering and grieving from the news her parents (who finally started to choose both Danny and her over their projects and are in the know of Danny's halfa status), Sam and Tucker, Dani (who was finally family) and her baby brother, the boy she basically raised had died.

The GIW wants their hands on Fenton Tech but seeing how Jazz is the sole Fenton alive and everything gets put under her name they decide to pull some strings in Gotham, using her breakdown in front of the Dean of the college she had been visiting when the news came to her, to get her sent to Arkham for her 'breakdown'

Once unlawfully placed in Arkham the GIW visit and try blackmail her into signing over rights to her parents inventions and tech and it would be a shame that her family and friends death effected her to the point she'll never be able to leave Arkham because she lost her mind. Basically this alarms Jazz and with some more words she gets the hints that her family and Danny's friends death wasn't an accident.

And the GIW was the reason why.

In anger Jazz goes to attack but is held back my guards and the GIW use this to get Jazz signed as 'insane' and 'unstable' and with some bribing and blackmail gets her tossed completely into Arkham.

....While in Arkham, her rage builds and bubbles.

She wants them dead. All of them. She wants every single one of them, all the GIW, to die by her hands.

But first she needs to prepare. She needs to plan. She can't go in a blind rage.

No.

She was going to make them pay for everything.

She'll make them regret taking everything from her. And tossing her in Arkham was such a foolish thing to do. There are many she can learn from here, even if they don't teach her anything she has been good at observing.

....

A few months later, almost a year, rumors of the newest Crime Alley Crime Lord being sent to Arkham was the fastest rumor being spread in the place.

And teal eyes watched, curiously and gleaming with questions from her cell as the guards dragged a young man around her age to his own cell.

Teal meets blue and for a second both their eyes flashed green.

And for a moment Jazz felt the longing familiar feel of a fellow limenal present.

And Jason feels not alone anymore.

#danny phantom #dp x dc #crossover #blue rambles #writing ideas #random idea #danny phantom dc #dpxdc #jazz fenton #anger management #dark jazz #dark grey Jazz #crime lord Jason #meet cute!... in Arkham #murder plots in this au! #Jazz is biding her time for her revenge #this is Crime Lord Jason not vigilantly Jason #he'll make a deal with Jazz later btw #he likes her mind and plans #loves hows she plotting revenge for her family especially for her siblings #he help her and she'll help him with his own revenge plans

[starlite-png]

I really like the idea of a kinda-camp batman story that's basically a reverse arkham knight concept. Aka joker accidentally kills batman and winds up haunted by/hallucinating bruce as a sort of "angel on his shoulder," thus making him slowly go good against his own (worse) judgement. The idea of joker regretting batman's death isn't new (that one btas episode, etc...), but I don't think I've seen anything where we see what he'd actually do in a situation where batman is Actually dead.

#also yeah i realized this is kinda like the plot of megamind but still #dc comics #arkham knight #batman #bruce wayne #arkham games #joker #this isn't taking into account any specific canon or batfam stuff #i generally am not computing the robins and such when i ramble about batman tbh #but u could do some interesting stuff with them here vengeance vs redemption etc

[mrshesh]

current hyperfixation: jason todd, specifically arkham knight jason todd

#mrs hesh rambles #jason todd #batman #red hood #arkham knight

[morverenmaybewrites]

Y'all ever think about how Jason has shown himself to be similarly capable of such single-minded love and devotion?

AKA After being tortured by the Joker for nearly a year, he never gave up Batman's (or any the batfam's) names up until the very end, when he thought himself betrayed and ultimately replaced?

Y'all ever think about how badly it must have burned him to think, for years, how such love and devotion wasn't enough? How hopeless and soul-crushing it must have been, to give someone the best parts of you only to realize that they barely cared for you at all.

After all, it took less than six months before Batman had replaced him with a new (better, smarter) Robin.

Y'all ever think about how scared he must be to show that kind of dedication again?

Because the last time he did, he was left alone to die in the bowels of Arkham Asylum.

Because I think about it a lot.

#jason todd x reader #jason todd headcanons #morveren rambling #literally all i could think about while writing this langstrom scene #i would've gone arkham knight too #just saying #shitty first drafts and things #Q

[batbabydamian]

Merry Little Batman is out on Amazon Prime! i went to the screening over the weekend and it’s such a cute movie 😭 basically 90% Damian which was a pleasant surprise haha

#it’s a surprise mostly bc the trailer showed a fair amount of bruce #rambling #spoilerish rambling lol #I HAD A FUN TIME DAMIAN IS VERY DIFFERENT BUT STILL SO CUTE #personal Damian fan peeve w slight spoilers Bruce has a speech believing Damian would grow up to be batman GUUHHH…. #it’s a kids film so i didnt bother stressing about much LOL #there was a quick scene where i pointed and was like I GET THE REFERENCE just bc i played arkham asylum recently LOL #i was so taken with the expressions in this style esp with Damian whether he had the cowl on or not #ALFRED AND DAMIAN RELATIONSHIP IS CUUTE #a silly time if you want something lighthearted! #i need to watch again to check the credits for the artist of this one specific scene that was RAD #basically a scene entirely in the style of woodcut printing!! just SO COOL

[littlefankingdom]

It's crazy that DC puts Bruce Wayne in boring ass black suits all the time. The man is pretending to be a spoiled rich prince and the sluttiest boy in town, let him dress the part! And I'm not saying he has to be wearing the most depraved outfit, just to level up his fashion!

He's Cinderella, coming late to the gala (because he was fighting bad guys but they don't have to know that) in the most fabulous outfit that makes him stand out and heads turn, so the Gazette the next morning can easily call him a "pretty boy" when he is in his 40s!

#bruce wayne #batman #dc comics #my ramblings #They deserve to go to Arkham for that #Cowards let the man be hot #goth bruce wayne dressing like a vampire prince #also so funny to imagine his kids in boring outfit and him looking like a model by their side #he doesn't like the attention but he has a job to do

[betterthanbatman1]

Brrrr

#He’s so cold poor thing #Give him a blanket!! #He’s about to kill someone but the first step in effective crime fighting is making sure you are nice and warm #you don’t want to catch cold! #Jason’s goons gave him an extra coat because ‘The boss can’t catch a cold’ #He came home to fresh soup #(Not as good as Alfreds’) #jason todd #red hood #arkham knight #Batman: Arkham Knight #arkham knight genesis #Praying this panel is actually Jason and not Astrid Arkham #nah I’m pretty sure it’s Jason #Okay I just checked #I don’t think it’s from Arkham knight genesis but I think it’s still Batman: Arkham Knight #anyway i love jason todd bye #red rambles

[agenderarkham]

Teriyaki beef I love you so much. The perfect vessel for my favorite vegetables too. And rice. The perfect meal

#easy to make also 👍 #I forget that I enjoy cooking sometimes #arkhamrambles #Arkham rambles

[krashoutluv]

ak!jason putting bratty reader in their place🙈

ouhhfhtthrjshd hehehehe yesyesyes

AK!Jason putting bratty reader in their place

JASON bouncing you on his cock up against a wall; every thrust having your wet hole spasm around his dick. Jason would never degrade you, but it doesn’t stop him from talking absolute filth in your ears. “Just like that—mh, how you fuckin’ wanted it, hm?” He gripped your waist with one hand, his thumb rubbing soft circles on your plush skin. The other hand firmly holding your face still so he can watch you come undone. “Can’t hide your face sweetheart, takes out all the fun in this.” So god damn snarky when he talks too. He’s held you here for awhile now, making sure you’ll barely be able to talk straight for awhile after he’s done fucking you. Walking is out of the picture, right now all he wants you to be sure of is how good he can make you feel.

HE may be fucking you dumb, but he’s sure to make you feel like you’re on-top of the god damn world. Like you’re royalty.

JASON’S pecking sloppy kisses on your lips every time he looks at your mouth for just a few seconds too long; keeping his face close to yours, forehead skimming yours every now and then, burning every look of pleasure into his mind. “Thats it, just take me.” His warm breath skimming your face while he ruts his hips into you, hitting that part of your core that had you seeing stars.

YOU’RE barley about to look at him straight, eyes rolling to the back of your head, eyelashes fluttering. You’re incoherently babbling, only a few curses and his name slipping past your swollen lips. Hips trembling around him, “Gonna give me another doll? Fuck, fuck— yeah just like that. ” You tried turning your head away but that big hand of his kept your jaw still. “No, no, no, you weren’t mh— this shy awhile ago doll.” He watched as you came all over him, hot warm waves of ecstasy knocked into you with every pump of his cock. “That’s it baby, give it to me, make a mess on my fucking dick. Just like you said you, ah— wanted.” A sweaty moaning mess pressed against him, he’s grinding his dick into you, talking his shit.

”Tapping out already? I think you can give me another. Think you can give me another baby?” His blown out blue eyes stared up at you, snarky little smirk too. Gonna let him win?

#jason todd x you #jason todd x gn!reader #jason todd imagine #arkham knight jason todd #arkham knight x reader #jason todd x reader #jason todd #i ramble about arkham knight heheheej #krash responds to u #red hood x reader #arkham knight #red hood x gn!reader #red hood imagine #red hood smut #jason todd smut #arkham knight x gn!reader #arkham knight x reader #arkham knight smut

[quirkyrahne28]

The Riddler, probably: The Hawaiian shirt stays ON during sex.

#Rahney Rambles #Riddler #The Riddler #Mr. Nigma Sir #Arkham Knight #Arkhamverse #Arkham Riddler #Arkhamverse Riddler #F/O #DC

[magical-girl-trucy]

Brother is playing one of the Arkham games so I need you to consider for a moment, the teamup no one anticipated:

Batman and The Yatagarasu

In the Arkham games, Batman recreates crime scenes with his tech to solve mysteries, usually murder.

Now, can we think of an Ace Attorney character who recreates crime scenes with her tech to solve murders? THAT'S RIGHT THE GREAT KAY FARADAY

My brother counterargued with Kay is a thief so Batman wouldn't work with her, but I argue that one: Catwoman. And two: Batman would see a 17 year old orphan trying to stop corruption and would have to use all his willpower to NOT adopt her.

#aj rambles #ace attorney #batman #kay faraday #crossover #batman arkham series

[we-are-all-just-a-bit-crazy]

Just having one of those moments where Edward is trying to talk to Jonathan about how he wants to be better for him in their relationship, and he can't say it out loud- so he does it with music or other methods that get his point across. It feels less impersonal than writing it down, and he hopes it will feel a bit more personal.

...okay so I'm maybe still on my Will Wood brainrot and Against the Kitchen Floor is just so fucking coded to Edward it hurts because of his fears of intimacy and inadequacy and him finally making an effort to be better for someone in his life because he finally feels comfortable enough to let someone see the heart he's tried so many times to cut out completely. Plus Edward lamenting that he hasn't learned how to be human due to his almost non-existent social skills and how he finally found someone worth trying for.

#now ik this is all ill focus on in lab when im making solutions #now I just see Edward singing this song #get the brainrot out of me #cait rambles #we back on it y'all #riddler #edward nygma #specifically thinking of arkham eddie here #scriddler

[questioningpunctuation]

jsut got a scarecrow figure what kinda slutty slutty positions should i put him in

#ok this has been cookin in my drafts for a few days #i've decided that this IS in fact a good post #its arkham knight scarecrow btw #ive already put him in a jar don't you dare suggest that #riddler rambles

[lucdoodle]

btw every time i draw Jervis Tetch, assume that it's 100% the interpretation from Batman: the animated series (the one that fell in love with his coworker named Alice), and absolutely NOT any interpretations from DC trying to make him "darker" and turned him into an absolute creep (why did they do that???😭)

#just wanted to make that VERY clear #rambling #just got into reading DC comics so i only read a few #but gosh #his creepiness in Arkham Asylum serious house jumpscared me #i was expecting the one that loves hats and tea. not... this #jervis tetch #mad hatter #dc #batman