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starrykaulitz · 10 months

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$. pull over.

☆ synopsis ; you and tom had been casual fuckbuddies for almost a month now, and after tom invited you to an exclusive club, you couldn’t stand to wait to have him at his apartment; you needed him now.

★ pairing ; tom x fem!reader

☆ word count ; 2177 (oops)

★ warnings ; sex, p in v, head, language, smut (18+), dirty talk, oral m recieving).

a/n * hi so this is my first time writing smut? hopefully overtime ill improve bc GOD this is the worst writing ive ever produced. anyways 2017 tom supremacy!!!!!!!!!!!

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as tom’s hand gripped onto yours, dragging you to his silver Audi with haste, he opened the passenger door for you and then entered his own side.

the engine revved to life and tom sped away from the curb, eyes glued to the road as his foot hit the accelerator—obviously the man had been just as desperate to have you as you were to have him.

your eyes moved from the street in front of you to tom who sat silently beside you, his thumb controlling the wheel as he weaved onto the freeway.

you failed to resist the urge of observing how the silent man flicked his lip piercing side to side with his tongue, then as if in a trance, your eyes couldn’t help but explore his body further in your desperate and drunkard state.

you squeezed your thighs together in an attempt to rid of the heat developing in your lower stomach, though as you watched his fingers rubbing the leather of the wheel, you couldn’t help but wish that was the now wet spot in-between your thighs.

you observed with intent as toms free hand slowly snaked its way to your thigh, squeezing it as his hand slowly made its way upward until he had lifted your dress, revealing your black-laced panties.

“tom…” you bit your bottom lip as you found your hips bucking slightly forward in hopes for some kind of friction between you and tom’s digits.

from the crook of his dark eyes, he caught your slight movement and grinned at the motion.

“that desperate, huh.” he jeered through his smile. you felt some-what ashamed of how easy this man could turn you on, though you couldn’t help but notice the way his baggy jeans began to heighten as a tent within his boxers arose.

you felt lust growing deep within you, becoming almost unbearable to contain. you needed to see this man in ecstasy, needed to hear his shuddered breath, and thanks to your drunkard curiosity, needed to see his dick.

as you felt his fingers finally brush over your cloth-covered clit, you couldn’t help but grip onto the leather bellow you, letting out a quite whine as his middle and ring fingers slowly began making skilful circles on your bundle of nerves.

his eyes were now only on you, observing as your face contorted into erotic expressions of pure pleasure.

“tom…” you whined his name in hopes that maybe he would travel under the lace and enter your desperate hole, though instead you were met with the icy absence of his fingers leaving your needy pussy.

you groaned out in annoyance as your brows furrowed in frustration.

“patience, sweetheart.” tom mumbled coolly, both hands now on the wheel.

finally giving into your temptations, you unbuckled your seat belt and crawled under his extended arms, causing him to habitually lift his elbows which allowed for your hand to meet the zip of his jeans.

“I can’t wait that long.” you unzipped them, earning a sharp breath inward from tom as he looked down for a short moment before whipping his head back to the freeway, the car swerving slightly as he felt your hand lower his calvin klein boxers, revealing his fully erect dick.

you couldn’t help but bite your lip at the view beneath you, wasting no time to plant small feverish kisses to his tip before your tongue made slick circles around it.

“fuck…” he cursed under his breath as he watched your mouth slowly lower on his cock, head lolling back for only an instant as he remembered he were in-fact driving.

you continued to lower yourself down onto his dick before finally, you hit its base. you gagged slightly as it hit the back of your throat—you seemed to constantly forget how big tom’s size really was.

tom grunted as you lifted your mouth away from his base, repeating the movement until you’d found a steady pace.

“god, you’re fucking good at this…” he groaned, looking down through the space between his elbows, watching how your hands moved up and down on his lower-half-- you made sure to work the parts which your mouth couldn’t take.

tom's hand made its way to the back of your head, beginning to push down slightly as his fingers became entangled in your hair. you moaned against his length as you felt the tight grip of his fingers yank at your locks, the muffle noise sending vibrations up his length.

“your such a good slut,” he moaned your name aloud into the car as he drew his eyes away from the road and back to your bobbing head, the feeling of your tongue gliding up and down his large dick causing him to begin bucking into your mouth with desperation.

his pace was quick, filled with eager lust as you gagged against his rough face-fucking--the erotic slapping and gagging noises being formed from your mouth only getting him closer to his high.

toms mouth hung open as he constantly switched his attention from the road ahead to the way you gagged and moaned against his length. tom couldn’t help but fuck into you harder, desperate for you to take his entire length into your mouth.

“you can do it, dirty girl.” he moaned through battered breathing and rough pumps, showing absolutely no mercy to your now aching jaw.

you slowly began to feel as his cock twitched inside you, the familiar motion symbolising that he was close to finishing.

“you can take it…c’mon…” and as his final pumps caused his cock to brush past the back of your throat, you moaned harshly at the slick pre-cum dripping down your tongue.

and with that, tom reached his high and moaned your name as you let his semen shoot into the back of your mouth. his hand tightly gripped onto your hair as he pushed himself down your throbbing throat one final time, making sure to milk himself completely before his grip left you’re matted hair and returned to the wheel.

he swore under his breath again, watching as you returned upright to your seat. you noticed how his back slacked against the leather below him as his orgasm slowly sunk in, his breathing laboured whilst he attempted to ignore the ringing within his ears, the outcome of his rough orgasm.

“pull over.” you monotoned, staring blankly at the man before he turned to you.

“what?”

“you heard me, pull over.” you repeated, eyebrows raising in expectance as he fell submissive to your demand, swerving to the lanes next to him until he reached the blank space on the side of the free-way—you were more than pleased that the roads were practically uninhabited at 2 am.

after he shut off the engine--the car’s lights turning off leaving only the blue ambience of the led strips installed--you two stared at each other. expectance lingered within toms’ eyes, though as you watched the dark brown pair slowly move down your body—drinking in every curve and dint—his eyes filled with a shimmer of pure desire.

both of you met in the middle as your lips smashed into each other, his coarse hands instantly groping your body before he hauled you over to the driver’s seat so you’d be straddling his dick, your slick undies making contact with his tip.

immediately you began to grind against his hard dick, moaning into his mouth as the friction sent your nerves into a frenzy. his kiss had been hungry, mouth unforgiving as his tongue fought for dominance with your own—he won like usual. the feeling of his slight stubble ticking at your chin as he slowly planted feverish kisses on your neck, leaving his mark here and there through harsh bights and soft sucks.

tom’s hands clung desperately onto your waist as he guided your grinding against his cock, eager for it to be inside you.

“i cant fucking wait anymore.” he mumbled softly into your ear before removing one of his hands from your waist and pulling your lace undies down from your hips. you relocated your legs so the panties could be easily removed and thrown to the back seat.

soon after, more rough hands explored each other as tom decided his shirts fate in joining your panties behind him. he lined himself up with your entrance, feeling the tip of his pre-cum lubricated dick between your sensitive folds making you whine as you begged for him to enter you.

as he teased at your entrance for only a moment more, his large dick rammed into your aching hole with one swift movement.

tom began pumping himself into you all the way as he stared longingly at your bouncing tits under your dress, giving you no time to get used to his size.

you cried out in ecstasy as he finally began treating you as roughly as you’d wanted him too. his hands clawed at your waist with force—you knew this would leave marks like usual. you watched as his hips left the seat under him in order too ram his full length deep into your pussy.

“fuck…your so wet…” he moaned through gritted teeth as his unmerciful pumping continued at its eager and rough pace.

your eyes rolled to the back of your head before you felt his thrusts gradually falter, you looked down to see him waiting for you to begin riding him-- you promptly did as he wanted.

your body began to bounce on his dick, compelling tom let out a muffled moan as his hands worked at your hips to help quicken your pace. tom threw his head backward as his eyes lolled to the rear of his head, holding in his moans through even louder pants.

“I wanna hear you.” you huffed through your rough strokes, your ass hitting his thighs creating erotic noises which reverberated throughout the car.

hesitantly, he followed your orders and parted his lips to let loose of his once held-back moans. hearing him struggle under you only turned you on even more—the view of his eyes in the back of his head and his grip on your hips slowly loosening as he vanished into pure ecstasy making you smirk.

“god, fuck! you-you take my dick so fucking well.” he mumbled through pathetic whines as he struggled in lifting his head to watch his dick enter and exit your pussy—the view making another whimper escape tom's lush lips.

you felt as his cock twitched again, a sign that you were about to cause his second orgasm.

“you-you close, pretty boy?” you ridiculed with a malicious grin painted on your scarlet face--you knew how much tom despised when you said such things.

“don’t say shit like that.” he attempted a deadpan stare, though found it useless as another grunt was forced out of him, the feeling of your acrylic nails digging into the soft skin of his built abs causing him to cuss under his jagged breath. his muscles tensed as you worked away at making him crumble beneath you.

then, as his thumb made its way to your swollen clit and began circling your sensitive bundle of nerves, your pussy tightened-- you began to feel your high creeping up on you.

the intensity of your clamping walls made tom cry out again, his eyes carrying a longing look as he admired your perfect body.

suddenly, and with unexpected impulse, tom took the hand on your clit and put it to your neck, his other holding your bouncing movement in place. tom began to thrust off the seat and pound into you. your eyes widened as your body had been stuck in place, having no choice but to take his dick as he now worked for his own orgasm.

“fuck!” you cried out at the sudden dominance tom had formed—the man was desperate to see her crumble on his dick.

“I wanna watch it seep out of you once I’m finished with fucking your pretty body…” he grunted through gritted teeth, his hold on your neck strong enough to leave a mark—you loved every second of this unanticipated authority.

“I’m-I’m gonna cum tom!” you squealed through his grip.

“fuck, me too… cum with me, okay?”

you nodded as you felt tom ram into you a few more times before finally your pussy tightened around his dick, you cried out his name as your head flung backward and your back arched at the feeling of the knot in your stomach undoing rapidly.

tom watched you finish on his cock and cry out his name in pleasure, making him instantly meet his own high as he let out a string of grunts and curses, pumping into you whilst his warm seed shot inside your aching hole.

with a few gentler pumps, he allowed for you both to ride out your high together.

toms grip on your neck had vanished as his arms fell to your trembling thighs, his breathing heavy and laboured as you felt his seed begin to leak out of you.

slowly, the feeling of all your previous stamina seemed to evaporate as the heat of the car seeped from your feverous bodies. your face fell into the crook of toms neck, arms lazily grabbing at the headrest behind his tied-up hair as you both caught your breath.

your eyes slowly fell shut in a state of pure pleasure, though you felt as tom sluggishly lifted his built arm from your thigh, causing you to tilt your head to follow its direction.

he brought his hand up to the now steamy window and began to trace a sketch into its fog.

his long finger had outlined a heart into the heat created by their rough ride home, you smiled.

“i’m glad we pulled over.”

#tom kaulitz #tokio hotel #tom kaulitz smut #tom kaulitz x reader #tom kaulitz x oc #tom kaulitz x you #tokio hotel smut

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accio-victuuri · 5 months

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NOVEMBER 19 : The Full Story 📝

oh well sort of, cause this is what is known and shared publicly with tons of filling in the blanks by cpfs. someone made a side by side incidents during this day and time for the past years 2017 to now 2023 and it’s good to see it all laid out. it’s hilarious to see the realization among turtles that we could be wrong about their anniversary date. for years, we always talked about the month of June but now, November is making a great argument 😂

( these freakin masterminds are so naughty! I swear!!! 🤣🤣🤣 )

source of the compilation i’m using to outline is 圣衣雪琳 cause they perfectly summed up the key points very well. I already talked about some of these in my previous post but this is for the “11/19 lore” exclusively and so we can expand on other years.

I’m a sucker for timelines so let’s go 💪🏼

2017: At this time, they already know of each other and depending on who you ask might have already been low key stalking the other. LOL. WYB’s was about Just Dance and ZZ is a selfie and hotpot ; the latter post about going home.

I don’t think that this holds much significance in terms of an actual relationship and stuff happening behind the scenes. However, it feels like fate that they both posted on this day even without that significance being there. We cpfs love to talk about how they are fated and certain things, no matter how mundane, turned out to be a piece that completed the puzzle. There is some push back with some turtles saying this shouldn’t be included cause it seems like the start of this 11/19 is 2018 but again, just leaving this here. I could probably add 2015/2016 if we really wanna back track lol

2018: THIS IS THE KEY CPN IN ALL OF THIS. I have already explained it here. The infamous Japan trip. How both of them seemingly making references to their post from this year vs today (2023) especially XZ who even posted on the same time. There are so many rumors about this timeline, even going as far as saying the next day, they started living together. How this was WYB saying it’s WYB, not LWJ. So the relationship they have now is not between fictional characters but the real one.

I’m eating this candy whole. No one can tell me otherwise. I’m sold 🤣🤣🤣

Have we been wrong? did they officially become together 11/19/2018. Some are even pointing out that one of GG’s photos shared today appears to be him traveling back from IM to Beijing.

and who is in Beijing? His home. Yibo. 🏡

We love to think about them sharing photos to each other and i’m imagining this is ZZ sending something similar to WYB and saying that he is on his way back.

2019: Bazaar video was released, it’s message being a favorite among BXGs. Going by the assumption that this is their anniversary of sorts, it makes sense to have a message like that to be delivered.

how he met his love in a dream ( presumably that summer and playing wwx opposite wyb’s lwj ) and when he woke up, his love is still there. meaning even in reality, he still feels the same. no. it was not scripted, the one who shot it said it was xz’s answer and he was shocked too.

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They posted some work related stuff on that day, with WYB’s being audi’s. the part of the caption we are clowning about is : Don’t blame me for not reminding you. Which in the original post and context is about the benefits you will get if you buy an Audi. but in cpn speak it could mean that ZZ probably forget, but he actually didn’t cause that bazaar love confession was clear.

2020: I already talked in detail over here #2 with was going on at the time.

It’s also the start of the whole Thursday is a good day to see you, in reference to WYB’s vogue post. Then it snowballed into a whole CPN of it’s own.

I forgot to add one important thing tho, around this time 11/18 there schedules were public and both are supposed to go back to Beijing. WYB was from Hangzhou and ZZ was from Nanjing. The incident of WYB changing his flight 3x so he can go back to Beijing is this time 11/18. We clowned that he was so eager to be in the same city with ZZ but with what we think now, it could be he wanted them to be together badly because it’s their anniversary the next day 11/19. 🤯

2021: Both of them posting a Douyin video that involves changing clothes. Which is a very common transition trend on the app but seeing it done on the same day was a treat and unusual. GG’s was posted 11/17 and WYB was 11/19.

I wanna remind people too that this is the same month we got the mysterious “voices” both in Shenzhen Vlog ( his husband wang yibo ) and talks of ZZ being at the Luoyang press conference filming. The same month the whole Ximalaya CPN started too. So they were definitely “acting up”.

2022: No actual posts but a parallel. 11/17, Guangdian appeared on the itunes chart because of fan’s effort. 11/18, WYB released a song ( government related ) called Light Chaser. So spotlight = light chaser has similar element and theme of light. Then on 11/20 WYB’s shared a douyin with 👀.

2023: Probably making up for how quiet last year was, they decided to give us a big hint/s of what 11/19 is all about. 😂😂😂

This is all fake and cpn talk. I do enjoy when candies go years back! This journey of trying to piece things together is a bxg’s strength so we’re really thriving today— with all the possibly unrelated events we have managed to stitch together into this! 🙃

#bjyx #yizhan #there is no science here i’m just clowning like i always do #Youtube #i love watching all of us collectively lose our minds over this lol #ok i shall sleep now

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what-shitfuckery-is-this-ew · 4 months

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BOYCOTTING FOR PALESTINE

The Official BDS Boycott Targets

The Updated List is Below:

EUROVISION. IT IS IN OUR TOP PRIORITY TO BOYCOTT EUROVISION

Consumer Boycotts - a complete boycott of these brands

Axa

Puma

Carrefour

Cevron

Caltex

Israeli produce

Re/max

Ahava

Texaco

Siemens

Sodastream

Organic Boycott Targets - boycotts not initiated by BDS but still complete boycott of these brands

Macdonald's

Dominos

Papa Johns

Burger King

Pizza Hut

Wix

Divestments and exclusion - pressure governments, institutions, investment funds, city councils, etc. to exclude from procurement contracts and investments and to divest from these

Elbit Systems

CAF

Volvo

CAT

Barclays

JCB

intel

HD Hyundai

TKH Security

HikVision

Pressure - boycotts when reasonable alternatives exist, as well as lobbying, peaceful disruptions, and social media pressure.

Google

Amazon

AirBnb

Booking.Com

Expedia

Disney

Teva

Here are some companies that strongly support Israel (but are not Boycott targets). There is no ethical consumption under capitalism and boycotting is a political strategy - not a moral one. If you did try to boycott every supporter of Israel you would struggle to survive because every major company supports Israel (as a result of attempting to keep the US economy afloat), that being said, the ones that are being boycotted by masses and not already on the organic boycott list are coloured red.

5 Star Chocolate

7Days

7Up

Apple

Arsenal FC

ALDO

Arket

Axe

Accenture

Ariel

Adidas

ActionIQ

Aquafina

Amika

AccuWeather

Activia

Adobe

Aesop

Azrieli Group

American Eagle

Amway Corp

Axel Springer

American Airlines

American Express

Atlassian

AdeS

Aquarius

Ayataka

Audi

Barqs

Bain & Company

Bayer

Bank Leumi

Bank Hapoalim

BCG (Boston Consulting Group)

Biotherm

Bershka

Bloomberg

BMW

Boeing

Booz Allen Hamilton

Burberry

Bath & Body Works

Bosch

Bristol Myers Squibb

Capri Holdings

Costa

Carita Paris

CareTrust REIT

Caterpillar

Coach

Cappy

Caudalie

CeraVe

Check Point Software Technologies

Cerelac

Chanel

Chapman and Cutler

Channel

Cheerios

Cheetos

Chevron

Chips Ahoy!

Christina Aguilera

Citi Bank

Carrefour

Codral

Cosco

Canada Dry

Citi

Clal Insurance Enterprises

Clean & Clear

Clearblue

Clinique

Champion

Club Social

Coca Cola

Coffee Mate

Colgate

Comcast

Compass

Caesars

Conde Nast

Cooley LLP

Costco

Côte d’Or

Crest

CV Starr

CyberArk Software

Cytokinetics

Crayola

Cra Z Art

Daimler

Dr Pepper

Del Valle

Daim

Doctor Pepper

Dasani

Doritos

Daz

Dior

Dell

Deloitte

Delta Air Lines

Deutsche Bank

Deutsche Telekom

DHL Group

David Off

Disney

DLA Piper

Domestos

Domino’s

Douglas Elliman

Downy

Duane Morris LLP

Dreft Baby Detergent & Laundry Products

Dreyer’s Grand Ice Cream

eBay

Edelman

Eli Lilly

Evian

Empyrean

Ericsson

Endeavor

EPAM Systems

Estee Lauder

Elbit Systems

Expedia

Forbes

Facebook

Fairlife

Fanta

First International Bank of Israel

Fiverr

Funyuns

Fuze

Fox News

Fritos

Fox Corp

Gatorade

Gamida Cell

Glamglow

General Catalyst

General Motors

Georgia

Gold Peak

Genesys

Goldman Sachs

Grandma’s Cookies

Google

Garnier

Guess

Greenberg Traurig

Guerlain

Givenchy

H&M

Hadiklaim

Huggies

Hanes

HSBC

Head & Shoulders

Hersheys

Herbert Smith Freehills

Hewlett Packard

Hasbro

Hyundai

Henkel

Harel Insurance Investment & Financial Services

Hewlett Packard Enterprise

HubSpot

Huntsman Corp

IBM

Innocent

Insight Partners

Inditex Group

IT Cosmetics

Instacart

Intel

Intermedia

Interpublic Group

Instagram

ICL Group

Intuit

Jazwares

Jefferies

John Lewis

JP Morgan Chase

Jaguar

Johnson & Johnson

JPMorgan

Kenon Holdings

Kate Spade

Kirks’

Kinley Water

KKR

KFC

KKW Cosmetics

Kurkure

Keebler

Kolynos

Kaufland

Kevita

Knorr

KPMG

Lemonade

Lidl

Loblaws

Levi Strauss

Louis Vuitton

Life Water

Levi’s

Levi’s Strauss

Land Rover

L’Oréal

Lego

Levissima

Live Nation Entertainment

Lufthansa

La Roche-Posay

Lipton

Major League Baseball

Manpower Group

Marriott

Marsh McLennan

Maison Francis Kurkdjian

Mastercard

Mattel

Minute Maid

Monster

Monki

Mainz FC

Mellow Yellow

Mountain Dew

Migdal Insurance

Marks & Spencer

Mirinda

McDermott Will & Emery

Motorola

McKinsey

Merck

Michael Kors

Mizrahi Tefahot Bank

Merck KGaA

Micheal Kors

Milkybar

Maybelline

Mount Franklin

Meta

MeUndies

Mattle

Microsoft

Munchies

Miranda

Morgan Lewis

Moroccanoil

Morgan Stanley

MRC

Nasdaq

Naughty Dog

Nivea

NOS

Nabisco

Nutter Butter

No Frills

National Basketball Association

National Geographic

Nintendo

New Balance

Nutella

Newtons

NVIDIA

Netflix

Nescafe

Nestle

Nesquick

Nike

Nussbeisser

Oreo

Oral B

Old spice

Oysho

Omeprazole

Oceanspray

Opodo

P&G (Procter and Gamble)

Pampers

Pull & Bear

Pepsi

Pfizer

Popeyes

Parker Pens

Philadelphia Cream Cheese

Pizza Hut

Powerade

Purina

Phoenix Holdings

Propel

Ponds

Pure Leaf Green Tea

Power Action Wipes

PwC

Prada

Perry Ellis

Prada Eyewear

Pringles

Payoneer

Procter & Gamble

Purelife

Pureology

Quaker Oats

Royal Bank of Canada

Ruffles

Revlon

Ralph Lauren

Ritz

Rolls Royce

Royal

S.Pellegrino

Sabra Hummus

Sabre

Sony

SAP

Simply

Smart Water

Sprite

Schwabe

Shell

Soda Stream

Siemens

StreamElements

Schweppes

Sunsilk

Signal

Skittles

Smart Food

Sobe

Smarties

Sephora

Sam’s Club

Superbus

Samsung

Sodastream

Sunkist

Scotiabank

Sour Patch Kids

Starbucks

Sadaf

Stride

Subway

Tang

Tate’s Bake Shop

The Body Shop

TEVA

Tesco

Twitch

The Ordinary

Tim Hortons

Tostitos

Timberland

Topo Chico

Tapestry

Tropicana

Tommy Hilfiger

Tommy Hilfiger Toiletries

Turbos

Tom Ford

Taco Bell

Triscuit

TUC

Twix

Tottenham Hotspurs

Twisties

Tripadvisor

Uber

Uber Eats

Urban Decay

Upfield

Unilever

Vicks

Victoria’s Secret

Vaseline

Vitaminwater

Volkswagen

Volvo

Walmart

Wegmans

Waitrose

Woolworths

Wheat Thins

Walkers

Warner Brothers

Warner Chilcot

Warner Music

Wells Fargo

Winston & Strawn

WingStreet

Wissotzky Tea

WWE

Wheel Washing Powder

Wrigley Company

YouTube

Yvel

Yum Brands

Ziyad

Zara

Zim Shipping

Ziff Davis

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buns0fst33l · 3 months

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Cod Men Headcanons

Simon “Ghost” Riley

~sfw~ These are completely random and don’t follow any sort of cohesive theme, they’re just a bunch of opinions I have about Ghost.

- Did very well in school science fairs and looked forward to them.

- Takeout Indian food is his comfort meal. I saw someone else headcanon him as really enjoying spicy food, especially if it’s Indian food. I don’t remember who said it but it was their idea and I AGREE so I’m sharing it.

- Was one of those boys who was way smaller than his female peers until high school and hit a HUGE growth spurt one summer. He did not realize how drastic the change was. And he was confused when people didn’t recognize him.

- Helpful son. Tried his best to keep his mom safe and stress free by helping around the house as much as possible. And therefore,

- Very respectful of women. Would subtly try to put a woman at ease if he noticed she was scared or uncomfortable. Given his upbringing and what he went through when he was tortured, I feel like he has a profoundly better understanding of the mistreatment of women in general, as compared to most men.

(I imagine this plays a part when he and Soap are questioning Milena. He didn’t step in and intimidate her until he had to, even though it would have been easier to start with.)

- Demisexual. I don’t think I need to explain this one.

- Thinks he’s a dog person because he doesn’t know anything about cats and hasn’t been around them much. Is actually a cat person who also loves dogs and just doesn’t know it.

- Laughs exclusively at the dumbest shit ever but it’s CUTE. laughed at a weevil the first time he saw one because it looks just like its name. One time Riley got too excited when Ghost gave him a bit of table scrap chicken; tried to swallow it whole, gagged dramatically and cough-launched it across the room. Soap has been trying to get that kind of laugh out of Ghost ever since. Not even close.

- Secretly likes American football. I don’t know why I feel like he’d be ashamed to admit this but I do.

- I’m very torn on what kind of vehicle he would drive. I want to say he would have like, an old black 2008 pathfinder as his everyday normal car. But he’s cocky and I feel like he’d also have a very well kept NICE car as more of a toy. Something like a souped up black Audi. Either vintage (maybe a Quattro?) and in mint condition or brand new and shiny. Note: I do not know jack SHIT about cars I am using so much Google

#simon riley #simon ghost riley #cod headcanons #cod mw2 #ghost headcanons #simon riley headcanons #headcanons #sfw #codmenheadcanons

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lorysims · 1 year

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en-wheelz-me · 8 months

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#cars #car #supercar #fast car #supercars #luxury #luxurycars #fast cars #audi #audi r8 #r8 #r8 coupe #rwd #v10 #gt

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nevadas-night-time-novelist · 3 months

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I’d ask for more stuff for the reader with the employers (other than Audi) but rrrrrfgg. So little content of them

I feel you Anon, but that's cuz there's jack shit info on them. This got longer than intended and tumblr wont let me save anymore to this post, so I'll make another post with Conductor and Deliberator! :]

Stygian x reader

CW: Talks of death/decay

STYGIAN

Arguably the oldest of the four widely known employers, for as long as life has existed, so too has death. Black wisps of smoke curled around his skeletal form, flowing down without pattern or consistency. His few visible features deep set in his face, from his dull pink eyes, to his cheekbones protruding prominently.

His paper thin skin seemed to barely sit on the pink toned bones, looking as if any movement would tear it away, it was something you'd wondered about often when thinking of him.

"Worm." His voice was hollow, a soulless husky rasp with a hint of airiness to it. That was how he referred to everyone he deemed below him, which was everything but his kin.

Being called upon to aid in his work was exciting, yet a heavy burden. Plenty of dead souls passed this realm, and you were part of an exclusive team of judges, dictating where each S-3LF should go. To be reborn, to be banished to purgatory, sentenced to hell, or perhaps the worst fate you'd come to learn of, to be torn asunder into nothing, scattered across the cosmic void.

Sure, purgatory and hell weren't pleasant places, but arguably seemed kinder fates that simply becoming completely undone, as though one had never existed at all...

He snapped his fingers, and you were alone in his office. "Sit." His voice was cold and commanding, yet it always had that tone. Reading him was difficult, always a frigid reception, emotionless to the fullest extent. You obeyed without a word, the chair uncomfortable and worn, unlike the one behind his desk, which was new, plush, and looked a whole lot more comfortable.

His gaunt figure passed by, and a hint of ash mixed with embalming fluids flooded your nose, still incredibly potent despite how often the smell filled your office space.

Narrow hip bones lay neath the skirt of his black floor length toga, a belt of tiny animal skulls rested around his waist. "You are being far too kind to these pathetic bugs. You have yet to submit souls to be cast into The Nothing. Weakness like this shall not be taken lightly."

"I'm sorry, sir." His eyes narrowed.

"These are unworthy beings deserving of erasure, if you can't comply, you'll find yourself joining them into obscurity."

"I'll do better, sir. I vow it."

"As is expected. You are meant to make my job easier. Remember, you are replaceable."

"Understood, sir."

You were suddenly back in your office, leaving Stygian alone in his. He sat at his desk, gritting his teeth. Yes, this little worm was weak, below him, so why couldn't he get you off his mind?

Too kind for their own good, even when he insulted them, berated and tore them apart, they were ever-so polite and always replied formally. His smoke curled around his head, growing thicker as his annoyance grew, filling the room with a black and pink haze.

He was the beast of death, reeling in souls and fixing the afterlife for all, and love and romance weren't really his deal. He was utterly blind to this, doubly so because it was mere mortal that caught his fancy.

He snapped his fingers, and at once a younger fellow Employer appeared in the chair ahead of him. "You really need to stop doing that. I was busy." Dreamer sighed and looked at Stygian. "Why did you call on me, brother?"

Stygian sighed, like a wind blowing through bones. "A mortal being plagues my mind. You deal with these things regularly, what do you propose is wrong with me?"

Dreamer twirled her star earring. "Depends, what thoughts are you thinking?"

"They infest my mind like maggots, writhing in my skin and burrowing deeper. Their face haunts my mind, a ghost trapped in my skull. Tell me Dreamer, tell me, what is wrong?"

Summoning a tea cup, Dreamer sipped thoughtfully. "You're in love."

"What?"

She giggled and rolled her eyes. "This mortal, whoever they are, you're in love with them. Indulge in it, or don't. Do what thou will, tis what thy's best at. But if you do intent to pursue them, do change out of your deathly rags, okay Steeg?" She clapped her hands, and was gone.

In love? HIM? Bullshit, Dreamer was in her own world again. No. He wasn't in love. He needed to kill you, to break you from his mind entirely, to make you cease to exist, to-

A stack of documents landed in his tray, and he groaned, taking the top one off. His eyes instantly went to the bottom, your signature freshly inked. "Perhaps the purple one has a point." He slumped in his chair slightly, casting the paper aside. Auditor could file them himself, he enjoyed that stuff anyway.

Stygian got up, melting into the floor, appearing back in his private quarters. Heading to his wardrobe, he cracked it open, seeing nothing more than old suits, funeral attire, and worn out reaper robes. He groaned and rubbed his eyes, of course his clothing was useless, he rarely took care of his physical form.

He's living death for Maker's sake, why is he fussing about this?!

"Your thoughts are disrupting my flow." Connie was sitting in a chair in Stygian's bedroom.

"Tis a shame we cannot all have coherent thoughts, Conductor." Stygian scowled angrily. "Precisely what are you intending to achieve here?"

Conductor let out a melodic chuckle, his voice smooth like a fine tuned instrument. "You're not yourself. You're... Bothered. And I don't mean your usual gloom filled irritated self." He rested his head on a fist. "And since when do you change your attire but once a century?"

Stygian gritted his sharp teeth. "Well. Fine. Dreamer may have placed..... Strange thoughts in my mind, about... 'Love.' With some mortal of all things." He threw an old suit on the floor. "And that my clothes are RAGS!"

Connie straightened his tie. "She.. Has a point on that second thing." He pulled his baton, twirling it around in his hands, a blue light shooting out and wrapping itself around Stygian, and instantly tall, dark, and depressing was in a new, freshly pressed three piece suit with a pink tie to match his eyes. "Much better."

Stygian tapped his tie, and a skull lapel pin appeared on it.

Again Conductor swirled his baton, and a fat bouquet of white lilies mixed with blood red roses appeared in Stygian's arms. "Mortals are finicky, they enjoy things like that. Now go and demand they accept your offer."

You were seated at your desk still, condemning another old soul to the void. This one had lived so many lives, so many wicked lived. Dissolving them would be a blessing to the world... That was rather cruel, unlike your usual thoughts. Strange...

"Ahem." You spun in your chair, seeing Stygian in a full suit, his misty 'hair' flowing down, streaks of pink inside inky black. "You will attend a restaurant with me tonight. We need to discuss what happened earlier in greater depth."

Stygian wasn't asking, he was commanding. "Y-yes sir." You found yourself questioning his motives, he never spent time with anyone besides his brothers and sister.

His eyes narrowed, reading you back. "Here." He grunted, thrusting his arm out, shoving the bouquet into your face. "I've been informed that your kind... enjoys such gestures."

"What.. is this?" You looked up from your roses and lilies, and spotted soft pink flushing his cheeks, his eyes averted. "Sir?"

"Just get ready." Stygian snapped his fingers, a body hugging lacy black dress, with rhinestones and intricate little patterns embroidered on, and a classy all black suit, equally bejewelled with lace gloves both appeared on your desk. "Hopefully either of those should be to your liking."

You picked out one of the garments and rushed off to the staff toilets, heart racing and hands shaking. This wasn't happening, right? In a second, Stygian's hand would slam on your desk, and he'd bark at you to wake up. Surely he hadn't picked up on your slight attraction to him, right?

It was cringe-worthy, the living embodiment of death making your stomach butterflies flutter wildly. His cold demeanour, his harsh attitude, the puppy-love feeling of him softening these traits for you, it was all a fantasy, right?

Dressing up, you stepped out, and nearly collided with Stygian, who was lingering outside. "You... look nice." He grumbled, covering his mouth. "I figured you could perhaps enhance your appearance further with this."

He held out a box, opening it to show off a beautiful necklace with pink gemstones encrusted in rose gold metal. "A-are you sure about this sir? This doesn't seem like you."

Stygian looked at you finally, smoke swirling around his skull, twirling around your face as he stepped closer. "Don't think I haven't picked up on your signals, mortal. I can hear the way your heart races when you're close to me, I feel the lingering stares that could almost imprint in my form. I've ignored it and pushed it down for as long as I could, mistaking my own affections for resentment.

You wish to entangle yourself with death? Then prove to me you're worthy of it." Your hands grasped his cheeks, passing through his misty form and grabbing a hold of the black bone beneath, pulling it towards your face, feeling his teeth against your lips.

His flames were cool, but his bones were warm, pleasantly heating your hands as you held him, one of his skeletal hands covered yours, the other pulling you closer by your hips.

A lightheaded feeling washed over you, you started to collapse in his arms, but he was quick to support you. As he pulled back, you noticed a white mist flowing from between his teeth.

"Quite literally stealing your breath away." Resting in his arms a moment, his hand rubbed your back to comfort you, the other cradling your head against his chest. "To be in love with a mortal... To my kin it's unheard of. But you're different. You always have been. You vex me, but I crave it."

He slipped the necklace around your neck, and you looked up from the comfort of his skeletal form to his pink eyes. "Does this mean you're not firing me at dinner tonight?" You joked and he closed his eyes and sighed.

"Of course not. How dare you expect me to let such a good thing go."

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sims4cars-breezemotors · 5 months

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“A best seller update”

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thommi-tomate · 5 months

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Thomas has launched the annual Christmas auction to benefit the Nicolaidis Youngs Wings Foundation, in which he and his friends put unique items up for auction like:

Thomas' away jersey worn in a UCL match and signed (at the moment bid for €750)

Signed Thomas personal boots (at the moment offered for €250)

2 VIP tickets for the FCB UCL Round of 16, with access to catering in the Adidas Lounge, and also a signed jersey from the entire team (at the moment best bid for €500, donated by Adidas)

FCB away match broadcast with exclusive catering in the Miele Lounge at the Allianz Arena for up to 15 people and a guided tour of the stadium (at the moment best bid for €200, donated by Miele)

2 VIP tickets for the FCB vs Werder Bremen match in the Audi Hospitality Lounge, with catering by DO & CO and before the match an exclusive guided tour of the FCB museum. (at the moment best bid for €700, donated by Audi)

2 VIP tickets for FCB Basketball at the game against Real Madrid Basketball, in seats directly on the court along with a signed jersey (at the moment best bid for €300, donated by REWE-Markt)

World Cup ball signed by Thomas (at the moment best bid for €100)

Sadio Mané's away jersey from last season (at the moment best bid for €100)

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aelinschild · 8 months

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PROLOGUE

Holding Me Like Water In Your Hands

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Hello and welcome to my first-ever fic! My idea for this is extensive and full of feels, featuring all the best ToG characters (AKA all of them) but mainly centering on Rowaelin. I really have no idea what I'm doing, but I have ideas, and I want to bring them to life, so yeah!

SYNOPSIS:A cross continental move forces Aelin Galathynius to open her eyes wider than before, and at the doors of Terrasen's most exclusive and expensive private high school, she realizes her life is flowing through her. And if she wants to make the most of her life, she needs to grab onto something. Or maybe someone. WORDCOUNT: 421 GENERAL WARNINGS: Language, Drug use, Alcohol, Allusion to sex/intimacy, Brief descriptions of sexual assault, Domestic violence, Very severe angst, Messy Divorces (More to be added)

The Audi glided into the gas station, rolling to a stop at the pump.

“You have five minutes, Linny, and don't forget my pringles!” Evalin Galathynius trilled, before sliding out of the car and towards the pump.

I rolled out my shoulders and stretched my legs in the limited space of the SUV. Google Maps was recalculating after our stop, alerting me that I only had two more hours of my mother's anxious ramblings before we would arrive at the Galathynius’ newest purchase.

A house.

Back in Terrasen.

Orynth to be specific.

My mother and I had set out at nine this morning to begin our journey to Orynth, northward of Rifthold, and my entire life. Dad wasn't even home this morning when we left.

I prop open the door and step out of the Audi. I can smell the cigarette smoke from the other side of the car where my mother is filling the tank. Its smell is a constant reminder of the current state of my life. Swallowing my comment about the safety of fire-bearing items and gasoline, I secure my slippers to my feet and wander over to the convenience store attached to the gas pumps.

The bell dings when I walk through the door, and I beeline for the washroom before I begin my stockpiling of snacks. The floors are sticky, and I can’t help but sigh at what will become of my slippers after this journey. When I make it to the obviously neglected washroom, I quickly shut and lock the door before I turn to the mirror.

The girl that stands in the reflection looks hollow.

Her golden blonde hair that reaches her elbows doesn't shine anymore, it simply hangs limp, void of the beautiful soft curls that once elevated it. The bags beneath her eyes are sunken, darker even than they were last week. There’s a breakout on her forehead that rose to the surface of her once sunkissed skin. And her eyes, those she can barely look at. The blue is dull, and the golden circle that kiss her pupil are barely visible anymore.

That girl is me, Aelin.

And after driving for the last five hours, I feel like shit and my bladder is on the verge of explosion from the four black coffees I've put down.

I let out a defeated snort, one that slowly merges into maniacal laughter. The girl in the mirror laughs with me, but there's no joy in this bathroom.

There’s no joy in the girl either.

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douradoluxurycar · 6 months

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Discover Extravagance: Luxury Car Dealerships in Dubai Offer the Ultimate in Opulence and Performance

Dubai is known for its opulence and luxury lifestyle, and there are several luxury car dealerships in the city where you can find high-end vehicles. Keep in mind that the availability of specific brands and models may change over time, so it's a good idea to check the latest information and visit the dealerships' websites or contact them directly for the most up-to-date offerings. Here are some luxury car dealerships in Dubai that were well-known in Luxury car industry.

Al Nabooda Automobiles: Al Nabooda Automobiles is one of the largest dealerships for Audi, Porsche, and Volkswagen in Dubai. They have a strong presence in the region and offer a range of luxury vehicles.

Al Tayer Motors: This dealership represents several luxury car brands, including Jaguar, Land Rover, Aston Martin, and Bentley. They have a flagship showroom on Sheikh Zayed Road in Dubai.

Dourado Luxury Car : This dealership is the leading car dealer for new and used vehicles in Dubai with an inventory of over 300+ luxury cars from leading brands. They have a strong presence in the region and offer a range of luxury vehicles.

AGMC: AGMC is the official dealer for BMW, MINI, and Rolls-Royce in Dubai. They have multiple showrooms and service centers across the city.

Emirates Motor Company: As the authorized distributor of Mercedes-Benz in Dubai and the Northern Emirates, Emirates Motor Company offers a wide selection of Mercedes-Benz vehicles.

Premier Motors: This dealership is known for selling high-end cars, including the likes of Maserati and Ferrari.

Lamborghini Dubai: As the name suggests, this dealership specializes in Lamborghini vehicles, catering to the elite sports car market.

McLaren Dubai: McLaren fans can visit this dealership to explore the British manufacturer's high-performance sports cars.

Bentley Dubai: Bentley Dubai is the place to go if you're interested in purchasing a Bentley luxury automobile.

Rolls-Royce Motor Cars Dubai: For those seeking the pinnacle of luxury, Rolls-Royce offers a range of bespoke luxury vehicles, and the Dubai dealership is a showcase for these exquisite cars.

Bugatti UAE: If you have a passion for the fastest and most exclusive hypercars, Bugatti's dealership in the UAE is worth a visit.

Remember that Dubai is home to some of the world's wealthiest individuals, and the city's luxury car dealerships cater to this clientele by offering an extensive selection of high-end and exotic vehicles.

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accio-victuuri · 2 years

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CPN : more information on them suing a clothing store 👩‍⚖️

I thought this whole thing was over but i was wrong as more information is made available and people gave their insights on it. I initially talked about it before here and here and now we have a new development since they have sued another company. so let’s talk about what the hell is going on. Disclaimer that this is all CPN. I don’t care what other people think, this post is for BXGs only. It’s not my life mission to convince anyone of anything. Personally this is just so interesting to me and goes to show that their lives really do overlap.

To those who are not familiar with how this works, the “hearings” are done online. The information is available online as well so we are not exactly digging into things and stealing data. You can attend the actual hearing if you want to.

• This news came out today: #王一博 sues online shop for infringement# Qichacha APP shows that Hangzhou Fanku Electronic Commerce Co., Ltd. was sued for a dispute over Internet infringement liability. Yes, It only mentions Yibo but if you go to that case you can see GG did the same thing. So this is suing the same store 2.0 😂

If you go to the public trial website, GG actually has 6 cases suing actual platforms ( tmall ) as well as the individual stores and 2 of those overlap with Web. The observation is that GG sues the platform first and then the specific shop, in the meantime Web goes in and sues the shop straight up.

Now people noticed that one of the things being sold in this second store is the panther. The panther which is owned by YBO and we all CPN that GG made for him so it might be more personal. Lol. Now a more non-cpn explanation: If you all remember, last year Audi did a contest related to Web where fans were asked to make a “cover” since Audi did customize a car related to Yibo. The voting was suspended on that cause the highest vote had used the “panther” and the copyright is owned by YBO. On GG’s side, there are clothes here with the Guangdian/Spotlight heart artwork that he made. So Designer GG will not let his works be used for things like this.

• Second point is that their lawyers worked in the same firm together as mentor and apprentice at the time their cases were being worked on. Then when the apprentice got their license they worked at a different firm and formally handled Web’s case. What are the chances that they chose the same firm? That the mentor was working on GG’s case? Is it another coincidence? How many coincidences are we gonna get. But really, are we surprised? 🤡

This whole development reminds me of the Ximalaya account sharing. Lol.

Conclusion ( what this proves, at least to me and some insights on why this is happening ) :

1. They are not “sworn enemies” like some people claim or “bitter rivals” that don’t want to be associated with each other. These two don’t delete hot searches putting them together or whatever. They don’t put out statements distancing themselves to each other. It’s cool if people are not on the RPS side of things but at least admit to themselves that GG/Web have a good relationship that they can’t be public about. They are both top stars right now and believe me if they don’t wanna be associated with each other— they have the capacity to do that.

2. They share resources. We all joke about YBO and XZS being in the same office etc but this whole thing just takes it to a whole new level. I’ve been hearing rumors over and over of them being vested in each other’s career and business ( as in putting money in each other’s companies / recommending projects and endorsements etc ). Doing this is not exclusive to couples I know that, you have other C-ent stars who setup agencies or businesses together but AGAIN. They are not enemies. GG/Web have the kind of relationship where they are comfortable enough to share career resources.

3. I’m wondering what’s the endgame with all of this. They are so particular with clothes— it’s wishful thinking but are they going to establish that Clothing Company we all want? LOL. Another more logical explanation is that of course they don’t want their names linked to companies that they don’t have contracts with incase something bad happens ( example is that restaurant who used GG’s face to promote ) .

As an ending to this post let me share this GIF. 🤍

( this GIF has nothing to do with the topic but it’s so good I just had to use it lol. source ) and oh, Happy Friday the 13th! ✌🏼 + Bless Beijing since they are in the same city! Finally! I hope this one lasts a bit for the both of them. 😍

sources:

https://m.weibo.cn/status/4768743366330030

https://m.weibo.cn/status/4768651771907396

https://m.weibo.cn/status/4768761930318007

https://m.weibo.cn/status/4768769237063082

https://m.weibo.cn/status/4768780801283085

https://m.weibo.cn/status/4768744780336161

#bjyx #yizhan #everything is a lie and cpn

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