#Ba dum tsh

[mens-rights-activia]

Contrary to popular belief, Jesus wasn’t a virgin his whole life because he got nailed right before he died

#jokes #ba dum tsh #meme

[dimitrscu]

“My brother did this?”

“Yes.”

“Which one?”

“The racist one.”

“……Which one?”

#ba dum tsh #get it? cause they all are #now pls don’t bring up caelid #she was just in a silly goofy mood that day #also it took a whole army to make this mess #whereas it only took one very dedicated very efficient girlie to mess up caelid #soooo who’s the real winner 🙃 #elden ring

[hughmanbean]

Old Poetry

To fulfill the ambitions you chase,

Is considered impossible to most.

But perhaps if you present your case,

There may yet still be hope.

All submit before the High Queen,

So perfect in aspects unseen.

She who ensures the proceedings of nature,

And works with the machinations of time.

May show the mercy to cater,

And give a bless'd sign.

Find yourself at the foot of her throne,

Pay all respects, or stand alone.

Listen close as you come near,

To be audience of her most heavenly voice.

Tones so soft to sooth all fear,

Many would kill to get the choice.

To defy her is to defy fate,

Her will too strong, her power too great.

To tip the scales in your favor,

Prince and princess must be found.

Each have the chance to persuade her,

Though be wary the plans they've wound.

Praise the High Queen, praise be!

She accepts only those that are worthy!

Gaze upon a being so divine,

Present throughout all of infinity!

Just remember to keep in mind,

She is more than you'll ever be.

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Constantine looks away from the inscription embedded onto the side of the stone. That's the fifth version of it today. Every single one of them are on the outskirts of the city, surrounding it. Bats might have been right. This seems fishy.

#high queen danny phantom #dp x dc #dc x dp #I'm losing it #Poetry? From me? #I know #Danny can def sing beautifully #Be it opera falsetto or jazz #Ba dum tsh #But fr he probably has like an angelic androgynous voice #danielle phantom #dan phantom #dpxdc #dp x dc prompt

[jenlrossman]

#ba dum tsh #Star Trek #deep space 9 #Deep space nine #Star Trek deep space nine #star trek ds9 #DS9 #Julian Bashir #elim garak #garak #garak x bashir #ziyal

[tinkerbitch69]

So, fourteen just ran into Donna in the middle of a crowded street without even knowing where or when exactly he landed. Complete chance. They were just drawn back together by some invisible force.

In fact, you could say…

It was a mavitational pull ;)

#ba dum tsh #doctor who #dw #doctor who 60th anniversary #the star beast #wild blue yonder #fourteenth doctor #david tennant #donna noble #catherine tate #mavity #dad jokes #i’ll see myself out

[ao3commentoftheday]

I've got a fic idea that I think I want to write, but I have zero thoughts about how the characters could possibly find themselves in the situation I want to put them in, so it's time to implement my favourite facet of fanfiction as a writing form:

✨️choose your own backstory ✨️

each reader can figure out for themselves how the characters got where they are, and if they (like me) aren't really bothered by those pesky details then they (like me) can just skip that exercise completely 🎉

#in media res is where it's at #ba dum tsh

[savage-rhi]

I want to bite Astarion's butt.

I MEAN

#he do be putting the ASS in Astarion #ba dum tsh #I'll see myself out #astarion #baldur's gate 3

[ohno-the-sun]

Luca Au Sun and Moon are AFAB confirmed?! I wasn't sure about this, but I had a feeling.

Moon and sun "bodies are weird" - I felt that

Yep yep! I think most of my human sun and moons in various aus are afab

There is something very gender about mermaids ppfpft

Hopefully I'll be able to go more in depth with it in the fic but I suppose we will see

#also yes handshakes you bodies are weird #luca au #felt a little nervous drawing attention to it cause unsure what people will think #but its important to me #and also this is my most self indulgent au #so im gonna just do what I want #I guess technically only sun is afab tho? #like moon didn’t get assigned anything #though he was called by he/him pronouns when first interacting with humans #they have the same biology tho #wait actually #moon is afab #assigned fish at birth #ba dum tsh

[tranquil-slaughterhouse]

David Zaslav being such a

cockbite

#ba dum tsh #fuck zaslav #fuck david zaslav #rooster teeth #warner bros #warner bros discovery #rwby #red vs blue #camp camp

[bogkeep]

when theres 50+ new massages in the videogames channel... of people discussing their jobs

#ba dum tsh

[mythical-bookworm]

Day 3: Music

Just Marty playing some Christmas music for Junior and Marlene! (Their around 7 at this point)

Jennifer's in there I promise she's just watching in front of the imaginary camera that is capturing this scene.

You don't need amps for electric guitars in the bttf future take my word for it 🤫

I promise I didn't forget about this, it just ended up taking me an extra week to have time to focus on this oops-

I have no clue how far I'm going to get through this seeing my schedule but I for sure want to at least get through prompt 10 (My idea for 10 makes me want to cry happy tears I'm so excited for it)

Time taken: ~4.5 hours (Not quite sure as I accidentally left this open for a while doing nothing so my timer is messed up)

Did something experimental with the background trying to make it kinda light and then fade away. It's better than I expected it to turn out but not quite what I was imagining in my head. It was pulled off though so I'm happy.

#marty's a cool dad #junior likes oversized clothes #how do i draw aged up characters #the sillies #warm fuzzies #christmas #art #prompt list #marty mcfly #marty jr #marlene mcfly #bttf #back to the future #in the future #wooooow #ba dum tsh #marty could totally kill run Rudolph run by Chuck Berry

[vliezy]

Pokemon is releasing a new eeveelution based on 80's music. Its name? Takemeon

#ba dum tss #ba dum tsh #kill me #bad jokes #pokemon #this is so stupid #eevee #eeveelution #80s #80s music

[wanderingmaskdragons]

fruit dragon

🍎

#dragon #fruit #dragonfruit #amiright #ba dum tsh #digital art #word prompt

[writebackatya]

Frank, what can we expect for May and June on S4?

Ducktales Season 4 will not be released in May or June

#ba dum tsh #april fool's day #writebackatya #my inbox is open

[avastyetwats]

The tide is low tonight.

#ba dum tsh #hi I’m Summer and I have dumb jokes #at work I’m known as the PUNisher #resting at the inn (ooc)

[ao3commentoftheday]

you ever just love one really specific version of a particular trope?

like take sex pollen. fun trope, sometimes combined with fuck or die - it really ups the ante on what could just be a regular PWP fic with a twist, right?

but the sex pollen fics that I just can't get enough of are the ones where the people involved are really close friends who have mutual crushes that they don't want to admit because the friendship means so much to them and they don't want to make things awkward and then suddenly they get exposed to an alien plant or a magical flower or whatever the catalyst is and they just wanna bang each other into the floor - but they can't do that either because they're such good friends! but omg not doing it hurts so bad and their entire mind, body, and soul is focused on tearing each other's clothes off - but friendship!! ohno! and finally it culminates in them admitting how they actually feel about each other before having the kind of sex that doesn't exist in real life but holy fuck is it fun to read about

#friends to lover is my jam #don't be jelly #ba dum tsh