I'm trying to combine all three files for the MG fic, and hoping that I don't fucking forget to put all the scenes in there like I want them to be.
The word count is 12,305 atm and uh...the main 🍆 hasn't even gone in there yet. And while I trust my best fangirls in that they love long fics, I'm curious what others think about long fics like this.
I'm writing every night on this, so don't @ me about publication dates, I want to get it out soon, preferably before February is up, but it just really depends on how much I can write without falling asleep on myself. Which I did earlier...
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Incorrect AATC Quotes 12
Hello everyone! It is summertime and I have been neglecting my children so here we go! Also TW, There is some slight gore in this one
Future!Alvin: I have no respect for Santa. Don’t sneak in through the chimney and undermine my authority by bringing my family presents. Walk in through the front door and fight me like a man.
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Simon: Name a more iconic duo than my crippling fear of abandonment and my anxiety. I’ll wait.
Jeanette: You and me!
Simon: *tearing up* Ok.
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Alvin: I would do anything for money.
*later*
Alvin, covered in blood: THE STATEMENT STILL STANDS!
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Ms. Miller: You’re charged with...breaking into a pet store?
Jeanette: I thought the animals might be lonely :(.
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Theodore: Oh, fiddlesticks! That really ruffles my feathers!
Alvin: Please, just say fuck.
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Murderer: Any last words?
Brittany: Do you think I'm cute? Be honest.
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Eleanor: I'm sorry. Please talk to me.
Theodore:
Eleanor: Hello? World's most amazing person?? Sweet pea? Precious cinnamon roll that's too good for this world, too pure?
Theodore: 'Sorry' doesn't bring back my fucking M&Ms :(.
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Brittany: *points at Simon* A human turtleneck, *points at Alvin* a narcissistic monster, *points at Theodore* and literally the dumbest person I’ve ever met.
Theodore: And who am I? Describe me now!
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And because I love this one-
Everyone is standing around the broken coffee maker*
Alvin: So. Who broke it? I'm not mad, I just wanna know.
Everyone:
Jeanette: ...I did. I broke it.
Alvin: No. No you didn't. Theodore?
Theodore: Don't look at me. Look at Simon.
Simon: What?! I didn't break it.
Theodore: Huh, that's weird. How'd you even know it was broken?
Simon: Because it's sitting right in front of us and it's broken.
Theodore: Suspicious.
Simon: No, it's not!
Eleanor: If it matters, probably not, but Brittany was the last one to use it.
Brittany: Liar! I don't even drink that crap!
Eleanor: Oh really? Then what were you doing by the coffee cart earlier?
Brittany: I use the wooden stirrers to push back my cuticles. Everyone knows that, Eleanor!
Jeanette: Okay let's not fight. I broke it. Let me pay for it, Alvin.
Alvin: No! Who broke it!?
Everyone:
Eleanor: Alvin... Theodore's been awfully quiet.
Theodore: rEALLY?!
*Everyone starts arguing*
Alvin, being interviewed: I broke it. I burned my hand so I punched it.
Alvin: I predict 10 minutes from now they'll be at each other's throats with warpaint on their faces and a pig head on a stick.
Alvin:
Alvin: Good. It was getting a little chummy around here.
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On This Day
22 January 1953
The Crucible by Arthur Miller opened at the Martin Beck Theatre in New York City.
It starred Arthur Kennedy as John Proctor, Beatrice Straight as Elizabeth Proctor, and Madeleine Sherwood as Abigail Williams. It won the Tony Award for Best Play in 1953.
The play, well known to this day and frequently revived in both professional and amateur theatre, takes place during the Salem Witch Trials in Massachusetts during 1692 to 1693. Although not historically accurate in the strictest sense, it works as a timeless allegory for the human tendency toward mass hysteria.
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