#Cafe Alfredo's

[thatssocheezy]

Cafe Alfredo’s - Easton Ave in Somerset, NJ

After thoroughly enjoying my slice from Lubrano’s, I went one shopping center over to check out Cafe Alfredo’s, another well-reviewed pizzeria in the area. Upon walking in I was immediately interested by the delicious smells coming from the kitchen. However, I was much less impressed by how unappetizing a lot of the specialties looked. I settled on a pepperoni, which seemed like a pretty safe bet that looked fairly good. Unfortunately, the taste didn’t match up. It was pretty flavorless all the way through, with dry crust and not quite enough pepperoni to cover the slice. Pretty disappointing for a slice that cost $3.21. I still might give them another chance as they had these garlic knot chicken cutlet sandwiches that looked incredible, but I think I will pass on the za next trip.

#Cafe Alfredo's #Cafe Alfredo #Somerset #NJ #New Jersey #Somerset County #pepperoni #toppings #pizza #pizza slice #pizzeria #I love pizza #pizza rocks #pizza rules #za #foodporn #food porn #that's so cheezy!

[iamfanfan]

© tree village

#romeo's blue skies #romeo #alfredo martini #bianca martini #spatza camino #piccolo #angeletta montovani #wolf pack #tree village #cafe

[alfredoferreiro]

Café literário do Círculo do Synadelpho volta ao Circo de Artesãos

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#Alfredo Ferreiro #cafe literario #circo de artesans #circulo de artesaos #circulo do synadelpho #laboratorio creativo #sinadelfo

[candywife333]

Only Here for the Food

Summary: I am having Jungkook's baby. That's right bitches, you heard me right. We had a one night stand and now I am going to make him pay in cash and chocolate doughnuts-- currency of the gods. No emotions, just mucho dinero. That's the motto for today. There's no way he can fall in love with a virtual freeloader right? Let's all pray that he doesn't for my sake and yours.

chubby reader x idol (loaded) jungkook

Disclaimer: This character of Jungkook is not a representation of the real life Jungkook. Keep in mind this is all fiction.

Mini- series

(haven't decided on how many parts. I guess however many it takes me to get my thoughts across)

Part -2 link

PART 1

"Um, excuse me, jungkook"? Jungkook scrunched his eyebrows into little squiggly lines at the hurried voice of his studio manager. "Yes, manager-nim, what exactly is the problem?"

"I don't know how exactly to put this Jungkook, but there is a heavily pregnant girl out in the waiting room with all the members. She is telling everyone that she is pregnant with your child, from a one night stand. She is sitting there eating cold ranch Doritos and demanding that we get her tiramisu and alfredo fettucini from the cafe below".

Jungkook's right eye brow twitched in anger and disbelief, who the hell was this impudent, audacious thot? He slept with many girls, and he never failed to use protection. There could simply be no way that she was pregnant with his child.

He ventured down to the waiting room to see who the hell this girl was. As he entered the room, he saw a panicking Namjoon pacing the room as he usually does when he is agitated. Namjoon caught sight of him and took him in front a heavily pregnant girl.

The girl looked like she was literally 15, dressed in a calf length baby pink flared cotton dress with a fuzzy white oversized cardigan, oversized pearl earrings, cream-white kitten heels , and a blindingly white ribbon tied to her hair in a ponytail. She looked like she had stumbled off the set of my little pony and the care bears.

She smiled as she stretched her body and protruding belly over the entire couch, making Jimin and Taehyung sit up to avoid her limbs sprawled out on the couch. The mysterious girl grinned lazily, "Hey Jungkook! Remember me from the hotel down the road two months ago? We met in the karoake bar. My name is Y/N, if that rings a bell at all". Jungkook stood there, eyebrows furrowed, quivering with indignation, "Who the hell do you thing you are? Barging into my waiting room? Who even let you inside the premises of HYBE"!

Y/N merely yawned at his furious voice, "ummm, I don't know. I think this man with really wide shoulders and thick lips. He talked about preserving lineage or something really fancy. He left me here when I said your name, as though he was electrocuted". She smirked, lips slanted upwards into a diabolical slant, eyes glinting with mischief, "I don't know why he would be surprised? Considering you had no qualms sexing me up that day when you had too much to drink. Mind you, I was also drunk that day and neither of us used protection". She shrugged her shoulders, "That is how we ended up in this predicament. You can check CCTV footage if you are still questioning it. The love motel would've stored it".

A sharp hiss resounded through the room. All the members heard the sordid tale and stared at Jungkook in disdain. Their youngest member was used to getting his way and it wasn't out of character for him to suddenly find a girl he liked and on whim sleep with her. Y/N blinked quietly and then quietly stated, "I don't need anything from you except child support. We can negotiate it together between the two of us, or between your lawyer and me. The only extra thing I demand is a box of chocolate donuts , freshly baked bread, a tiramisu cake, and a pound of strawberry cheesecake from my favorite bakery delivered to my doorstep every month. In case you are wondering, yes, to clarify, this is part of the child support".

All the members' jaws collectively dropped in shock at what she had just said. Jungkook gritted his teeth, agonized at the prospect of dealing with this girl for the rest of his mortal life. She interrupted, "Oh right, first let's do a paternity test like how they do it in the movies. Just to be sure. So you know, that it is your baby. Granted, you are the first person I actually had sex with". Jungkook squinted his eyes, jaw locked in anger ," Are you telling me, that you have never had sex before? That you don't go around waiting to trap random idols in this manner?"

Y/N shrugged nonchalantly, "Believe what you will, dude. I have had sex before, but I have only taken things up my mouth and been eaten up like a three course meal", she winked shamelessly, "if you catch my drift". She continued, as Jungkook and the rest of the members were paralyzed at her bold statements, " The time with you was the first time I took it up my kitty cat. You were going to shove your lochness monster up my snuffleupagus also, but I had to stop you". Not believing all that he was hearing, Namjoon fell onto the couch stiffly, unmoving, eyes fixed on Y/N as though he were in a coma.

Jungkook had his hand on his forehead. This entire ordeal was a nightmare. What the fuck had he done to bring this upon himself? As his head floated towards the wall for support, Y/N quipped, "if you are going to hurt yourself by banging you head against the wall, just make sure to write the child support into your will. I don't want to get in between you and death, but where my bag is concerned, I unfortunately have to intervene".

She proceeded to twirl her hands in her hair as a worker came in and handed her a plate of tiramisu. She sat upright and start devouring it. In between bites, as she stuffed herself to death she uttered, "Just so you know, I love the color pink and can occupy myself with yarn and a sewing kit for hours. Wanted to give you an FYI in case you needed to take me on a trip or something".

Jungkook eyes filled with tiny flames , he seethed , "Why would anyone take you anywhere you bitch? Isn't already too much, the fact that I will be paying child support to your ugly over distended ass? Women get pregnant, but you look like a mammoth, not a mother to be". Y/N merely blinked, staring at him resolutely as she continued to eat simultaneously, "Well, I mean you fucked and put a baby into me, so you must have liked my over distended ugly ass at some point throughout the night right? That is why I am telling you, you tried to put it my ass. I just couldn't take it no matter how much I tried. You know what they say, the attempt is what matters, not the result. At least I tried".

The rest of the members started choking, trying to suppress their laughter as she continued , eating with gusto enough to make Jin's mouth water as he entered the room to see what the noise was about. She chomped on the tiramisu as though it were here last meal, getting coffee and cream all over her lips, "I can get a participation award for trying to take it up my ass right? Anyways, I found out you were in Korea because I keep seeing shorts on youtube about when you leave and enter the country. They always say amusing stuff like, Jungkook left Korea and later on, now he has safely landed, as though they thought you were going to die or something. Like, millions of people fly everyday, but you don't see articles like, so and so from Daejeon got on the flight and now is safely back".

Yoongi was trying so hard not to laugh. This girl might be idiotic and a thot, but she was hella funny. Like he was wheezing as though he had asthma right now. Jungkook got in front of y/N , ready to yeet her off the couch. Y/N sat there and stared up at him blankly, "just so you know, if you manhandle me, I will sue you for assault. If you know what is good for you, you won't put your beautiful vascular manicured hands on me. Don't underestimate a girl with an appetite and an indomitable spirit".

She got up gracefully , " You called me a bitch. Well I think you are a conniving kerfuffle who does not know how to keep his business clean. Everybody knows not to do hanky panky without a rubber, and you clearly did not care that night". She handed him a slip of paper, " Here is my number and address, when you need to send desserts to my house and call me for a meeting with your lawyer for the paternity test. Toodles! Talk to you later! I have a doctor's appointment to attend".

#comedy #pregnant reader #pregnant reader x jungkook #chubby reader x jungkook #eventual smut #jungkook x curvy reader #jungkook x plus size reader #jungkook x y/n #jungkook smut #bts #bts x curvy reader #bts x pregnant #bts x pregnant reader #bts x chubby reader #body shaming

[pretty-princess-4ever]

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Michelina’s cheese manicotti: 190 calories

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[alrightbuckaroo]

Happy Wednesday everyone! Thanks for the tags @orchidscript and @birdclowns, as always. Part ii of the Parisian Summer just passed 21k so it seems apt to share a litte something from that, right? Here's TK explaining the cinematic masterpiece, Ratatouille:

“So, the rat is the chef?” Carlos asks, looking up from the computer screen. His face displays a look of confusion that TK can’t help but find adorable. 

“First of all his name is Remy, and second of all, don’t, don’t say it like that.” TK shakes his head, eyebrows furrowed. He continues to pour salt over the freshly popped popcorn. 

“Don’t say it like what?” Carlos asks, wondering which part of his statement he’s gotten wrong. He’s looking back at the screen and reading the synopsis and he thinks he hasn’t misconstrued it that much. 

“Like that.” TK says as he sprinkles cheddar cheese seasoning. “Like it’s weird.”

“TK,” Carlos looks back up at TK who’s finally walking over with the bowl of popcorn. “It’s a movie about an anthropomorphic rat who controls a human and makes him the best chef in all of Paris. It’s a little weird.” 

“It’s good.” TK defends as he joins Carlos on the couch, placing the bowl next to the laptop. “And as far as I’m concerned, Alfredo Linguine isn’t the best chef in Paris as long as you’re around.” 

Carlos can’t take time to appreciate the compliment because he feels like TK has just doused him with cold water. “His name is Alfredo Linguine?”

“Look, I said it’s good, not that it’s perfect.”

no pressure tagging: @reyesstrand (who i've been wanting to share this scene with ever since you said ratatouille is a comfort film of yours), @heartstringsduet, @carlos-in-glasses, @strandnreyes, @lemonlyman-dotcom, @welcometololaland, @rmd-writes, @cold-blooded-jelly-doughnut, @three-drink-amy, @tailoredshirt, @thisbuildinghasfeelings, @bonheur-cafe, @basilsunrise, @freneticfloetry, @catanisspicy, @sanjuwrites, @wandering-night19, @paperstorm and here's an open tag for anyone who wants to share :)

#bear with carlos he doesn't consume a lot of media (in my head he's a pbs kid) #fic: summer slipped us underneath her tongue #wip wednesday

[jarenka]

I turned on TV today and witnessed the worst offence against stage costuming. This dress looks like a cheap copy of the designer dress from Wish.

Also, this staging (it was La Traviata) was overall extremely bad. And it's in a fucking Monte Carlo opera house not some student production.

While I was searching for this clip I found out that Aida Garifullina wasn't the only one opera singer to be dressed terribly by this theatre. This is Mariam Battistelli as Musetta in La Boheme.

I can't believe someone saw it and said: yes, this dress looks good.

(directing in both scenes is also terrible btw)

For the comparison some recordings of these scenes with normal directing under the cut

After the guests leave, Violetta wonders if Alfredo could actually be the one in her life (Violetta: È strano! ... Ah, fors' è lui – "Ah, perhaps he is the one"). But she concludes that she needs freedom to live her life (Violetta, Alfredo: Sempre libera – "Always free"). From off stage, Alfredo's voice is heard singing about love as he walks down the street.

Pretty Yende as Violetta Valery at Royal Opera House.

Tuuli Takala as Violetta Valery at Finnish National Opera

As the men and Mimì dine at the cafe, Musetta, Marcello's former sweetheart, arrives with her rich (and elderly) government minister admirer, Alcindoro, whom she is tormenting. It is clear she is tired of him. To the delight of the Parisians and the embarrassment of her patron, she sings a risqué song (Musetta's waltz: Quando me'n vo'—"When I go along"), hoping to reclaim Marcello's attention.

Vuvu Mpofu as Musetta at Glyndebourne Opera Festival

Chelsea Lehnea as Musetta at Gulfshore Opera

#music

[panshipper]

💓 beating heart and 🌱 sprout

Ty! Answering for Alfredo!

how would you react if they confessed to you? how do you think they'd confess?

I’d be ecstatic 🥰 I’m sure he’d do it with food somehow 🤔

what's your relationship with them right now? acquaintances, friends? rivals, enemies? strangers?

Friends! I own the cafe across from his restaurant! He almost ran me over with his bike, that was our first meeting lmao

#potential f/o #self ship #self ship community #self shipping #self shipping community #ask #thanks for the ask!

[justafairytailofinnocence]

Plot: (Flashback: June, 2023: Somewhere in "Lynchburg, Va" during a mission to stop: The Toddler, The Time Jerker, and Dr. Minyak from stealing from the "Target" store Captain Man was seen talking to a beautiful waitress who works at "Starbucks' Cafe" during her shift Captain Man flirts with her a bit and asked if she'd be interested in going out on a date with him sometime and gave her his number before getting called away by his sidekick: Kid Danger in order to remind him about the mission. Flashback Ended)

Present Day: (September: 2023) In "Swellview" Captain Man was setting up a romantic dinner of the reader's favorite dishes (Fettuccine Alfredo Pasta, Healthy bowl of Salad, Breadsticks, and a glass of Ice cold Water) in the "Man Cave". After being picked up by Captain Man's assistant: Schwoz in the Man-Copter bringing her back to Swellview Captain Man welcomed the reader to his hometown giving her a bouquet of blue roses which flattered the reader, during dinner the reader told Captain man about her dream to explore, see the World and becoming a Fashion Designer, after dinner Captain Man flirts with the reader and surprises her with her favorite DQ ice cream cake (Chocolate Cookie crunch) for dessert. Before Schwoz could escort the reader back to Lynchburg, Va Captain Man makes the first move by telling the reader that he's in love with her as he shares a passionate kiss with the reader (this was the reader's First Kiss) which made her blush as they quickly became a couple making it a long distance relationship between them!

Details: The reader lives in Lynchburg, va who's studying to be a fashion designer, she's works as a waitress at Starbucks cafe, she's a vegetarian, she's a skilled martial artist, her favorite color is Blue, her favorite flowers are Blue Orchids, She loves animals, loves to read, her dream is to explore, see the World, and be a Fashion Designer. She dislikes: Chewing gum, High heels shoes, clowns, trapped in small spaces, having nightmares, needle shots, drowning, being alone. She doesn't drink any kind of alcohol!

Hello dear, apologies if this rather short, I ran out of time and had only a small amount to write this, but I hope this is enough.

Happy birthday to the dear anon who requested this. 🎂🎂🎂

Captain Man x waitress reader A date with a hero 🦸☕

Flashback:

Within the lush city of Lynchburg in Virginia, Captain Man and Kid Danger were on a mission to stop the Toddler, The Time Jerker and Dr. Minyak. They had a ravishingly, devilish, brilliant plan to steal from Target. The three had joined an alliance. However, just as Captain Man and Kid Danger were locating their target, they stopped briefly in Starbucks to devise a plan to stop their evil foes. Many civilians outside were still unaware of the dangerous situation. “We located the signal of our targets, at well—target”, Kid Danger reported to Captain Man. “Excellent work, Kid Danger, just—” His voice trailed off at the sight of an extraordinary beauty. She wore the Starbucks uniform, her hair flowed freely with ease as she walked, and her eyes sparkled joyfully. Captain Man had gotten distracted and approached the beautiful waitress serving drinks and food. “Hey, couldn’t help but notice heaven’s missing an angel”, Ray winked with a flirtatious smirk. “Hm, nice try, sorry buddy, my shift hasn’t ended yet”, the waitress smirked. “Well, I imagine a woman like you is worth the wait.” He flirted.

“Aren’t you captain man, the hero of small view?” the waitress asked.

“Yes, yes I am.” He smiles heroically “, the one and only, and you are?”.

“Y/n, L/n”, the waitress smiles dreamily.

“If you’re ever interested, I’m available at anytime, anywhere; here’s my number.” Captain Man leaned against the wall, putting his hand behind his head. “Captain, the mission, we’ve gotta go” Kid Danger said annoyed by Captain Man’s “distraction”.

“Well, if you ever in danger, you know who to call” Captain Man smiled in a flirtatious remark.

Present day:

Captain Man, whose real name is Ray Manchester, was busy preparing for a special date that he had planned months in advance. He had decided to cook a delicious meal consisting of Fettuccine Alfredo Pasta, a healthy salad, breadsticks, and a glass of cold water. To ensure everything was perfect, his assistant Schworz had been tasked with organizing transportation for his date, Miss Y/N, via the man-copter. As Captain Man was finishing the meal, he couldn't help but feel excited about the evening ahead.

The man cave had been tidied up, and everything was in its proper place. The table was set with an air of romance, with candlelight and a beautiful vase filled with blue orchids as the center piece. As Captain Man heard the man-copter descending, he couldn't help but feel his heart racing with anticipation. Fortunately, the elevator functioned correctly and made it safely to the ground floor.

As Miss Y/N stepped out of the man-copter, Captain Man greeted her with something special behind his back. He approached her flirty and offered her a bouquet of blue roses, saying, "For you, the rose of my eye," with a charming wink. Miss Y/N was wearing a stunning dress that she had designed, which only added to the magic of the evening.

As Captain Man pulled out Y/n’s chair to allow her to sit, the two started to have dinner. Y/n thought she would explain her future dream. “I’ve always wanted to explore the world, to see the world and become a fashion designer”, she heartfeltly said. “I’ve wanted to be one since I was 10; fashion is my passion”. Ray admired Y/N's passion and commitment to her dream. Suddenly, he surprised her with a platter of chocolate cookie crunch ice cream cake, which excited her. As they finished, y/n, to her dismay was rather sad to go. Schwoz arrived in a sleek man-copter, the blades whirring loudly as it hovered over the landing pad. Y/n couldn't help but feel a pang of sadness as she prepared to leave her new friends and the exciting city behind. However, her departure was interrupted by Captain Man, who pulled her aside for a private conversation.

As he looked into her eyes, he confessed his feelings for her. "Y/n, I hope you don't mind me saying this, but I've had my eyes on you since the moment we met. I know our time together was short, but I feel like there's something special between us. I've fallen for you, and I can't stop thinking about you."

Y/n felt her cheeks flush with embarrassment, but also with a sense of excitement. She had never had anyone confess their feelings to her so boldly before. Before she could respond, Ray pulled her into a sudden, passionate kiss. It was her first kiss, and it left her breathless and dizzy.

As they said their goodbyes and she climbed into the man-copter, y/n couldn't help but feel a sense of longing in her heart. Even though they were separated by distance, she and Captain Man kept in touch as often as they could. And every time he looked at the blue orchids, she had given him as a parting gift, he thought back on the time they spent together and wondered what the future held for them. Despite the presence of Kid Danger and the constant danger they faced, y/n and Captain Man remained connected by a deep, unspoken bond.

Anyways that's all I have for now:

Ta Ta✨

#captain man x reader #captain man oneshot #captain man #Ray Manchester x reader

[your-local-grinning-cat]

Would you perchance not be opposed to a coffee shop outing with me?

(If you're not purrticularly fond of coffee, a cafe or other little restaurant is always another option)

💖

😸 Purrfect kitty pun, Darlin! I appurrove! 🫶

As for going out to a coffee shop, cafe, or restaurant… I’m open to any! *chuckles and grins*

While I’m not very fond of coffee, coffee shops usually have other goodies that I am fond of! If not tea, then hot chocolate or I can always order a double chocolate chip Frappuccino if we’re at Starbucks or a place that is willing to make a copycat drink for me! 😸

And even if there’s not a drink for me and I just have to get water, most places like that would have yummy snacks to eat. While I don’t think any would be able to top Trey’s terrific treats, they can always try! And it’s always fun tasting them! 😹

Cafes and restaurants fall into a same category - as long as you find one with a fairly sizable menu, anyone can find anything! And I’m generally an easy kitty to please when it comes to food…

GIVE ME DAIRY OR GIVE ME DEATH!!!! 🥛🧀🍨

…and meat. I love meat too! 🥓🥩🍗🌭🍔🍣🍤

I think I joked with someone when I was catnipped that dairy was bad for cats - and it IS, don’t feed cats dairy they don’t actually appreciate milk it hurts their tummies - but I am not actually a cat. I am a cat beastman. And therefore I can have dairy and I do have dairy and I love dairy.

Give me all the grilled cheeses with bacon and chicken alfredos and breakfast casseroles with egg, cheese, and bacon or ham or both!!!!!!!!! 🤤

…but I’m also fine with just about anything! *laughs, appearing next to you and rubbing my cheek against you, purring and smiling at you*

As long as the two of us can find a way to have fun, I think I’d be fine going anywhere with you, Darlin~! 😸

#even not fun places can sometimes become fun with the right person! #fur example - I once went to a place that was known to inhumanly experiment on animals #and I made that visit very fun!! because I staged a very successful prison escape! 😸 #and tied up all the animal abusers and left them to dangle over a river in a rainforest thousands of miles away #that was WELL KNOWN for containing piranhas :D #it was a VERY fun visit! #10/10 would visit some place like that and repeat that experience again! 😸 #ar: I would normally try to stop him from… ya know… pretty much killing people… #che’nya: *whispers* …pretty much? #ar: but… yeah no. I just so happened… to be uhhhh… reading a very good book and missed everything #ar: yeah let’s go with that #che’nya & ar: 😇😇😇 #che’nya: ANYWAY #che’nya: I’D LOVE TO GO OUT WITH YOU DARLIN~! 💖💜💖💜 #che’nya chats #twst rp #che’nya rp #darlin megs 💖

[historias-multorum]

Mun Comforts

Repost do not reblog!

Comfort food(s): Pizzahut Pizza, baked mac and cheese, chicken or shrimp alfredo, chicken chalupa, oyakudon, onigiri, kiwis

Comfort drink(s): Ramune soda, bobba tea, wine coolers

Comfort movie(s): The Dark Crystal, any Studio Ghibli movie

Comfort show(s): The Dark Crystal: Age of Resistance, Polar Bear's Cafe, Mushi-shi, Tuca and Birdie, Rugrats, Bobobo-Bo-Bobobo

Comfort clothing: Black yoga pants

Comfort song(s): Any Coldplay song

Comfort book(s): None

Comfort game(s): The Sims 3, Elder Scrolls 4 Oblivion and 5 Skyrim, Any Harvest Moon game

Tagged by: Yoinked form @clown-demon

Tagging: @hana-akari @acemuses @whispersofdeceit @whiskeysmulti @mused-like-roses @musessinabag @musesofchaos @kisame-hoshigaki-rp and anyone who wants to give it a go!

#Just for fun(Meme games)

[theneurodivergentdummy]

CAT CAFÉ

Burgerpants x reader

(if you've read my burgerpants headcanons you kinda know where this is coming from lol)

"Why would you bring me here." Burgerpants said, face bent in obvious discomfort as a cat hisses at him... For the eighth time.

You try desperately to hold in the laughter you could feel bubbling up.

"What do you mean? I thought this would be the perfect place for the date." You comment, the sarcasm rolling smoothly off your tongue.

"I hate this place. This is a terrible date." You grip the hem of your shirt as you try not to laugh once again as a cat slides down his orange face. Getting a hold of yourself, you feint mock offense, putting a hand to your heart for dramatic affect.

"Are you calling my date TERRIBLE?" You somehow managed to make a fake tear slide down your face.

He rolled his eyes at your comical performance, a slight smirk in his lips. You were currently at a popular cat Cafe I your city you had been wanting to try for the longest time. It had a large variety of cats, a spacious interior, excellent food and you had the ingenious idea of bringing your orange boyfriend along with you. (Because it would be funny of course)

Of course you didn't tell him where you were going until you pulled up to the cafe. ...he was not happy... let's just say the waitress agreed with you and also thought bringing your feline boyfriend to the establishment was an excellent comedic choice.

You were aroused from your recollection as the friendly waitress placed a pair of lamented menus in font of you, gawking at the pile of cats surrounding burg. Some of them (mainly the males) were hissing or swatting at him, but most of them were oddly intrigued, taking to cuddling the poor guy. The cats had yet to pay any attention to you, but you didn't mind, finding the scene before you to hilarious to be bothered. Burg had tried countless times to remove or distract the cats but (to your boundless amusement) to no avail. Eventualy he gave up opting to let then do whatever they pleased.

You had taken so many pictures.

Looking over the cute menu, you decided to order the neko burger, a side of macaroni, and a citrus Boba soda. You would order dessert later, if burg was okay with staying for it.

Now don't get me wrong, this was ridiculously funny, but you would never force him to stay here if he was too uncomfortable. You checked if he is still okay with staying here for the first little while and he reassured you with tired eyes and a lazy grin that it was okay. You told him that if he changed his mind the two of you could go to a movie or something instead, but he insisted it was alright, and that this made you happy so he would put up with a few annoying felines.

You held up the menu for him to read, seeing as both of his paws were being preoccupied with the heap of cats. He ordered the alfredo paw-sta, a side of barbecue wings, and a latte art (with a cute cat drawn on top).

"Mmm those wings actually sound pretty good, do you think you could share with me?" You asked, drooling happily at the thought of delicious food.

"ONLY if you share your food too." He countered.

"Deal." You replied, reaching your hand across the table to shake his.

He stared at you, a long haired white cat pawing at his eye.

"Oh right sorry." You said remembering his paws were covered In at least 20 cats, all vying for his attention.

You didn't have to wait too long for your food, and it was, as expected incredibly good looking. You took a couple photos of both your foods, and another of bugerpants for good measure.

Sitting back down you were surprised when one of the male cats who had been very hostile to burg, had curled up in your lap. It was black and decorated with white socks, and a white belly. You flailed your arms, and pointed down at the purring cat in your lap, getting burgs attention. And he just...stared. it was odd because there was the most blatant lack of emotion behind it, and you didn't have a single clue to what was going on inside his head.

"Uh, baby? You all good?"

Silence.

Until the black cat, locked eyes with burgerpants. They sat there for a moment, almost seeming to have a silent conversation, before the black cat makes a light hiss. For a split second, burgerpants had the most outraged face, animosity and jealousy etched in his fur, his hackles standing on edge.

You let out a chuckle you had been trying to hold in, your hands quickly finding themselves at your bumbling mouth. Trying, and failing, to keep control of the flood of laughter that nearly swallowed you whole.

His face switched to confusion.

"Are- wheeze- are you JELOUS!?" You laughed. "Of a CAT?"

You let the floodgates open as the loudest ugliest laugh ripped through your throat. The black cat long gone, having forsaken your lap for a quieter more peaceful place to nap. The waitress shooting a startled glance in your direction. Burgerpants let a smirk pull on his lips as he rolled his eyes.

"Alright, whatever, can we go watch that movie now?" He said, wanting to leave this place as fast as he could so he could spend time with you by himself.

"Y-yeah let me just -wheeze- pack the fooooooood AHAHAHAHA!!!!"

#Burgerpants x reader #Burgerpants #Gn reader #Cat #Cats #undertale #Burgerpants x gn reader #underverse #Fanfic #Cat Cafe #burgerpants undertale #burgerpants #Sfw

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𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦 𝐠𝐢𝐫𝐥 ; 𝐞.𝐣𝐚𝐞𝐠𝐞𝐫

𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐡𝐚𝐩𝐩𝐞𝐧𝐬 𝐰𝐡𝐞𝐧 𝐭𝐰𝐨 𝐩𝐞𝐨𝐩𝐥𝐞 𝐦𝐞𝐞𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐢𝐥𝐬𝐭 𝐝𝐫𝐞𝐚𝐦𝐢𝐧𝐠?

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summary: y/n went to bed to fall into a new world where she met a boy, Eren. every night she would spend with this imaginary boy, but what happens when one wants to stop dreaming?

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Chapter 4: 𝙧𝙪𝙣𝙖𝙬𝙖𝙮

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Eren Yeager x Female Reader. College!AU

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【ＥＲＥＮ'Ｓ　ＰＯＶ】

sliding the buttons into my shirt, spraying the cologne onto my collar, the minty musk fills my nose

I'm about to go on a date, And all I can think about is another woman.

Yes, this date is forced.

and Yes,

The other woman on my mind is Y/n...

I was panicking last night, and she held me, told me everything is going to be alright, and changed the setting to a library, reading a book I couldn't tell you anything about because I was too busy staring at the features that lay on Y/n's face.

"Why is she so perfect?" I mumble to myself as I tucked my murky gray button-up into my black dress pants.

Pulling my hair into a bun, a few strands falling out in the process, I try and imagine that I'm going on a date with Y/n. 

My heart skips a beat thinking about her in a dress...

day-dreaming about my dream-girl, Reiner walks in

"Woah Woah, Whose the lucky lady?" He taunts,

"Whatever Reiner, a childhood friend" I'm obviously not about to go into the details with my Father to my roommate, so I keep it at that.

"That's cute, I hope you have a good time dude" He gets sidetracked staring at the ground, probably reminiscing about his childhood. I don't know a lot about Reiner, but what I do know is he's probably fucked up

I grab my phone from its sudden ding to see a message from my Father with an address I can only assume is for Mina's home.

"Shit, I gotta go...bye Reiner" I leave the dorm and start driving to the location...

Maybe me and Y/n should go on a dinner date tonight...wait would that be weird? 

my thoughts get cut off by Armin's words of wisdom 

"maybe hold off with the dreams for now... you need to consider living your life."

He is right...I should at least try to enjoy this date...

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I leaned onto my car as the door opened out to see a woman with long black hair that was no longer in those goofy pigtails, and a black tight mini dress that hugged her in the right places.

this was defiantly not the same Mina I grew up with...

"Hey" she smiles at me

"Hey Mina, Ready?"

she nods and I couldn't help but notice her cheeks taking a pink hew 

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The drive to the restaurant wasn't as awkward as I first thought it would be...

turns out Mina is going to Trost University, the same one I'm moving into in 2 months.

I was actually having...fun

of course, I'd never tell my father this, he loves being right more than anything in the world. I'd never give him that satisfaction

Even when took our seats the conversation didn't die down...

"So, before we all went our separate ways, Mikasa was set on being an ER Doctor...is she still set on that?" she smiles sweetly as she looks back down to the shrimp alfredo she ordered moments prior

"Yes, Its really amazing to hear her talk about her excitement for med-school"

"and Armin...he was planing on?" 

"Bussines, Like me. He wants to work for a big hot shot company, you should see how his eyes light up at the thought of it" I smile as I took a bite,

"How about you, Mina?"

"I'm taking over my Father's Bussines as well" I nod,

Maybe Armin was right, I just needed to spend time away from my nagging thoughts that ate me away with thinking about Y/n 

when I walked Mina back to her House I left a hand on her waist, making her face swirl with a deep crimson

I do feel bad tho, I like Mina as a friend and nothing more, Sure she was hot but I'd never date her,

Fuck her? Yeah. Date her? No.

I will have to date her because of my father, I just hope she doesn't hate me. who knows, maybe I when start dating her I actually really like her

I can only hope.

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【Ｙ／Ｎ'Ｓ　ＰＯＶ】

~ earlier that day~

You walked down to the cafe, your mint green jeans hugging your hips with your black flannel and black graphic tee swung around your arms,

walking into the shop, the warm scent of coffee cake and vanilla filled your lungs

"Who the hell are you" you heard someone say in a playful tone and a valley girl voice, turn to see Connie at the counter 

"Who the hell are you?" you repeat in the same voice

"Whatever, what do you want?"

"CONNIE YOU CAN'T TALK TO CUSTOMERS LIKE THAT!" a deep voice scolds from the back

"shut it horsy it's just Y/n!" Connie yells, you giggle

"Y/n's here?" you heard a few crashing sounds as a Jeans finally head pops out from the door 

"Y/N!!!" he grins as he walks over to stand next to the baldy

"You two sure make a duo!" You giggle,

"It was a mistake taking a dorm with him," Jean says deadpan 

"It was your idea horsy" Connie snaps

"I never said It wasn't, I just said it was a mistake" Jean response

"Wow...so you're breaking up with me?" Connie says in his valley girl voice as he wipes fake tears 

"Yeah."

"This is honestly heartbreaking...it would go good with an iced caramel macchiato" They both turn to you

"Coming right up...name?" Connie asked while he takes out a plastic cup

"Hottie"

"Weird name" he mumbles as he writes it down

you finally get your drink for the Name to be purposely, horribly misspelled.

you giggle and chit-chat with them until more people start to come in, you left not wanting to get them in trouble.

walking back to your dorm you hear a girl snicker,

you look at your feet, walking a little faster as thoughts about your appearance race through your head

you hear the snarky giggle once more and your eyes can't help but turn to see the familiar blond staring daggers at you.

you quicken your pace and finally arrive at your dorm to relax.

there wasn't any obnoxious chewing or yelling because Sasha's out of town 

you laid on your bed with your icy beverage in your grip, catching up on school.

10:00 pm

sinking into your mattress, the coffee still doing its job by keeping you awake, you got a text

from Christa

Unknown Number: Hey, This is Christa. I have your fantasy book. Meet me at lake bye 10:30 or your dream-boy is long gone.

fantasy book?

oh fuck...

you run over to your drawer, pulling it out to see no sign of your dream journal

cursing under your breath, all you can think about is that,

you're humiliated, if anyone else found out about that you're ruined.

The only way to make sure no one else knows about "dream-boy " is to meet at the lake...with Christa

Chapter 5

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[alfredoferreiro]

O nosso Café literário mostrado na TVE2

O nosso Café literário mostrado na TVE2

O programa da Televisão espanhola entrevistou vários autores galegos (Berta Dávila, Chisco Fernández Naval, Manuel Rivas…) para além dos donos da livraria A Tobeira de Oça, em que nós temos o privilégio de fazer os encontros do «Café literário do Círculo do Synadelpho». Cf. «Un país para leerlo: A Coruña»  

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#a tobeira de oza #Alfredo Ferreiro #cafe literario

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240-250 calorie frozen meals 💕

Banquet mac and cheese-240

Healthy choice cafe steamers Mexican style street corn-240

Healthy choice power bowls Mediterranean style shrimp-240

Lean cuisine chicken in sweet bbq sauce-240

Healthy choice care steamers honey glazed turkey and potatoes-240

Healthy choice power bowls shrimp fajita-240

Lean cuisine creamy pasta primavera-240

Scott & Jon’s Buffalo shrimp mac-250

Michelina’s fettuccine alfredo with chicken and broccoli-250

Scott & Jon’s shrimp primavera orzo-250

Healthy choice golden roasted turkey breast-250

Lean cuisine meatloaf with mashed potatoes-250

Michelina’s lasagna with meat sauce-250

Scott & Jon’s shrimp risotto-250

Healthy choice cafe steamers chicken linguini with red pepper alfredo-250

Lean cuisine cheese ravioli-250

Smart ones fettuccine alfredo-250

Scott & Jon’s cilantro lime shrimp-250

Healthy choice cafe steamers four cheese ravioli and chicken marinara-250

Healthy choice simply steamers Mediterranean style lentil bowl-250

Healthy choice cafe steamers turkey sausage lasagna bowl-250

Scott & Jon’s garlic butter shrimp-250

Lean cuisine salisbury steak with macaroni and cheese-250

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[thatonesimpforlegiteveryman]

My Gordie HC Profile

Author's note- My fav gym leader ♡

♡ Full Name- Gordon Stewart Sallow (Hates his middle name)

♡ Height- 5'10

♡ D.O.B- October 17 (22 at the time of the game)

♡ Region of Origin- Galar

♡ Nicknames- Stewie (he would kill anyone who calls him this), Gordie (duh), Snowball (his mom and S/O ONLY), Geodude

♡ Favorite/Least Favorite Color- Gray/Green

♡ Favorite/Least Favorite Food- Chicken Alfredo/Tacos

♡ Spice Tolerance- He is legit a toddler so he can't handle anything spicier than Texas Pete

♡ Alcohol?- Sometimes

♡ Alcohol Tolerance- a little below average

♡ Likes- Rocks, Watching those cafe videos, Trying new hairstyles

♡ Dislikes- Your mom jokes, Scratches on his glasses, Bad interior design

♡ Social Media Followers- 8.37 Million

♡ Favorite/Least Favorite Music Genre- Citypop/Phonk

♡ Love Language (Giving/Receiving)- Physical Touch/Quality Time

♡ 3 Random Things- Studying Geology, He wears prescription glasses outside of his uniform, Smells like Lemon Cake

#pokemon swsh #gordie pokemon