How these overwatch characters would be in a zombie apocalypse :3
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Junkrat, his ass is getting mistaken for a zombie and SHOT ON SIGHT….
Moira, she’s rich enough to not have to worry about it too much but also she’d love it because all the stupid people are finally dying which means humanity can now evolve as a species. Being a geneticist she’s definitely having the time of her life running experiments and tests and being crazy she’s definitely hiding the cure. She thinks being killed by a zombie is really embarrassing so she simply wouldn’t be. “Are you bitten or have you always been this braindead ?”
Venture, has seen every My Little Pony infection AU TikTok ever and is fully prepared. But no lol srsly i think zombie media would be their fav!!! Like especially old zombie movies! Has definitely had like a zombie paranoia phase so they’re already stocked up. Dug a “secret underground base” (it’s just a room in the earth with a single can of beans and a mouse). Would sadly die in a really dumb way early on … (sorz! Sorrows sorrows)
Cassidy, all his STDs make him immune, his body can take it
Junker Queen, this bitch is patient 0. The virus DEFINITELY originated in New Junk City… But no if she hadn’t already been a zombie I think she would go on a rampage accusing everyone of being bitten and enforcing some crazyass rules bc of how paranoid she’d be and then her citizens would form a coup
Hanzo, he smells like shit so zombies can’t tell if he’s human or not. Safe.
Brigette, she’s too nice for an apocalypse!!!! Def dying sacrificing herself…
Junkrat pt 2, if zombie media has taught me anything it’s that the living r scarier than the zombies themselves and he’s proof. The type to literally cause problems and rob OTHER SURVIVORS…. Will bag all your supplies, take a dumb on your bed, then tell you to have a nice day. People tend to forget him and hog r literally famous criminals, like he will steal all your food not because he needs it but because it’s his favorite brand
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Lena: When I get murdered, can you make sure I become an unsolved case?
Cassidy: What?
Lena: I wanna be on Buzzfeed Unsolved.
Genji: Can we go back to the part where you said "when I get murdered"?
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*Lúcio is very excited as he goes over to Venture and talks to them very excitedly*
Sojourn: I wonder what's got him so excited?
Cole:*is drinking his coffee* Oh yeah I gave Lúcio a gift
Sojourn: Oh you got Lúcio a gift?
Cole:*nods* Yup and I told him he could bring someone with him to have fun
Sojourn: Hmm what did you get him?
Cole: I've bought tickets for the vocaloid concert
Sojourn: I'm sorry you bought Lúcio tickets for a vocaloid concert?
Cole: Yup Lúcio is a huge fan for Hatsune Miku besides I think he said he wants to do a collaboration with vocaloid
Sojourn: I'll never understand the whole point of people listening to a singing synthesizer
Cole: Well vocaloid has been around for a long time besides there still popular, besides I think even omnics like them too
Sojourn:*sighs softly* I guess I don't see the hype of it
Cole: Well sadly enough for you both Sloane and Lúcio made me listen to almost every single vocaloid song to ever exist and I must say you probably like it actually-
Sojourn: Wait Cole don't!
Cole: Sloane, Lúcio!! Come here for a moment
Lúcio & Venutre:*went over to Cole* Yes?
Cole:*grins a bit* Chase here doesn't understand the whole point of vocaloid
Lúcio & Venutre:*looks at Sojourn with shock* WHAT!?
Sojourn: *whispers underneath her breath*Cole I swear I'm gonna kill you
Cole:*tips his hat* Alright you three have fun. Also Lúcio, Sloane you two have fun during the whole week okay
Lúcio & Venutre: *both nod but focus their attention on Sojourn giving her the whole lore of vocaloid*
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kissing headcanons with the Overwatch boys
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Junkrat
Sloppy af, mf doesn’t know how to kiss
Leaves the bottom half of your face wet and he looks so overly proud
When you finally teach him he’s just quick and desperate, still leaves your lips a bit of a mess
Cole Cassidy
Long, loving kisses, very sensual and gentle
Touches your jaw and pulls you in, keeps his hands on you when he does
Doesn’t do little pecs it’s either long kisses or no kisses
Roadhog
Doesn’t usually kiss you, he LOVES you don’t get me wrong but he isn’t a touchy person
Usually quick and simple, a little pec on your forehead
When you do get more sensual its still quick, just on your lips.
Ramattra
Googled how to kiss people only to find out you had to have lips to actually do that.
He doesn’t really kiss but instead puts his face plate against your forehead.
You notice his fan starts to turn on so he doesn’t overheat
Reinhardt
Quick pecs all over your face, usually grabbing your cheeks and squishing them while he does.
He’s very straight forward and kisses you when he feels like later in the relationship
When he kisses you on the lips it’s quick and he still squishes your cheeks
Genji
Gets all giddy and excited, holds your hips and kisses you sweetly and gentle.
Makes you give him a kiss before every mission for good luck.
Also googled how to kiss you and zenyatta caught him, giggled at him for a bit
Zenyatta
Similar to his brother, he pressed his face Oleg against your forehead, or he’ll press his face plate to your jaw, very soft *clinks*
His orbs kinda shake a bit, kinda like his version of blushing
Sometimes pulls you on his lap when your alone and kissing, make sure to warm himself so he isn’t cold
Hanzo
Awkward a first, but over time he takes his time and savories it, taking everything in.
Puts his hands in yours or touches your face with his fingers
Dipped you once to kiss you out of surprised but he dropped you by accident and never forgave himself for it, never does it again
Lúcio
Gets amped up and all excited, kind of sloppy but there loving at the same time. Squishes your cheeks to
Always says he just wants one pec but it turns into a makeout, forgot what he was going to do beforehand
Lifts you up half the time and kisses you as a surprise
Reaper (Gabriel)
Old man knows how to smooch ngl, deep and sensual kisses, pulls you in by your chin and puts his hand on your waist
HES 58???!??
Doesn’t kiss you if there’s anyone around, he wants to put his “cool mysterious guy” look on
Gets kinda grumpy when he can’t kiss you for long
Soilder 76 (Jack)
Much like reaper, it’s deep and sensual, his lips usually wonder. His kisses are usually LONG
He’s 6’1 so he usually leans down, but if you taller he’ll make you sit down so he can kiss you.
Little pecs at most in public, likes to be professional
Sigma
Another old man
His kisses are gentle, romantic, loving, pure sappy tooth rotting fluff. Pulls your chin towards him.
Floats while he kisses you, so he leans down.
Randomly kisses you when he’s deep in thought and it takes you by surprise
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