#Credit to the authour

[mag171]

ough <- he just remembered The Past

#put a finger down if youve ever been credited in the comments of a fandomwide famous fic for blowing up the authors phone #like literally blowing up their phone. i was like 10 and at a family reunion #thought itd be funny to stick one of my mother's cousin's phones in the microwave #it caught on fire lol. he didnt really blame me because i had asked what would happen earlier and no one responded #hes one of those 'kids are curious and if you dont give them answers then theyll seek them out any means necessary' types #but i didnt know he was. fucking massive on wattpad pjo at the time #so. thats the funniest authour credit ive ever gotten

[jennifer-jeong]

[Fluff + Slight Angst] [Gojo Satoru x Reader] Kikufuku

GUESS WHO'S BACK FROM ROTTING DURING EXAMSSSSSS TAKE THIS DRAFT I FINISHED WHILE I WORK ON MY REQUESTS HEHEHEHEHEHE I WILL BE POSTING ALL MY STUFF SLOWLY MEHEEHEHHE

CONTENT

Going to get food everyday with Gojo bc he loves trying new places and he used to do it sm with geto and shoko ): Mostly fluff, some angst, gender neutral reader, implied crush, lots of mentions of food, ALL CHARACTERS ARE 18+

AUTHOUR NOTES

Note that I can’t remember where I got this idea from (it's been sitting in a document for months and I only just got around to it) but I might've read it from somewhere (maybe a tiktok?) so I’m sorry if I've stolen someone's idea, please lmk so I can give credit if this is the case!

Word Count: 477

Satoru is your typical happy go lucky guy on the outside. He’s always walking around as if there’s not a single thought running through his mind. He’ll buy his favorite mochi while all the passersby swoon at his handsome self. You met the man not more than a few months ago when you joined Jujutsu High as a fellow staff member and you’ve gotten quite close. He’d always ask you if you wanted to get food after work and most of the time you'd say yes. But, for the first few weeks, sometimes you’d be busy or not feeling up to going out to dinner with your co-worker you just met. That quickly changed though.

Satoru gets quite lonely when you aren’t there with him and you've noticed after getting to know him. He's not anything he shows on the outside. He’s alone. He’s suffering. But he’s still so sweet. A month or 2 after meeting him, you’ve made it a mission to always get food with him even if you’re busy. If it’s not in person, you’re at the very least video or audio calling him so he can show you the food and talk to you while you both eat. Gojo loves trying new places because it feels refreshing. It makes him feel young again and you support it because you know his youth was robbed from him. You know that he used to get food everyday with Suguru and Shoko because he told you about it. You know he misses them by the way he talks about it and he knows you know. But, ignorance is bliss right? You're both just trying to live ignorantly happily while simultaneously healing from your respective pasts. What else could you really do?

Yesterday was takoyaki and Thai milk tea for dessert. Today was coconut curry and ice cream filled taiyaki. Tomorrow, Satoru is thinking Beijing style duck or maybe K-BBQ? Carbonara? Peri Peri Chicken? Enchiladas? Shawarma??? You always laugh when he goes on a tangent of what he wants to eat and try with you. You tease him by adding more options to the list and he clenches his fists dramatically and squeezes his eyes shut under his blindfold while whining that he can’t pick and that there’s too much good food. You occasionally have to reassure him that you have time and that you’re not going anywhere. You never fail to notice the blush on his ears when you soothe him like that and he never fails to see your fidgety hands as you say the gentle words to him. He feels so lucky to have your company and you can confidently say the same, in your thoughts of course. You wouldn’t tell him that out loud and he also finds himself too scared to try. At least, not yet. Maybe one day, over some kikufuku.

Thank you for reading!

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[placid-paramour]

welcome,

This blog serves as little more than a haven for all of my silly little ideas. Enjoy.

➸ The Library {Masterlists}

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➸ Meet the Authour {under renovation}

➸ Code of Conduct {under renovation}

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quote in description credited to John Greenleaf Whittier

[karljacobscityofmizufan]

Okay, SOMEONE NEEDS TO TELL ME WHO MADE THIS REALLY FUCKING CUTE ART, THEY DREW ERI AND AIAZAWA SO WELL, THEY EVEN MADE A FUNNY MINI COMIC ABOUT IT, AND WHAT;S NOT TO LOVE ABOUT OUR UNICORN CHILD-

#Eri;Unicorn child #Dadzawa;Sleepy Boi Inc. #Whoever made this art im crediting you so much #Credit to the authour #amazing a f art.

[snoopy-dyke]

i bought a book recently that i got simply because i thought it looked interesting, the blurb seemed fun so i bought it. i had never heard of the book, i´d never seen it in any bookstore before (which is only interesting because it came out in 2012, it´s not brand new or anything). i just felt like getting a book and i was a bit sceptical at first because i´d never really read anything that wasn´t recommended to me by a friend or an article or a teacher so i feared it wouldn´t be any good. now let me tell you. ´m on day two of reading and i´m already almost done with it - it´s 250 pages which is not a lot but keep in mind i am in the middle of exams and i needed two months for pride and prejudice. this book is such a slapper and the fact that i picked it out myself makes it so much better. it feels like it´s truly my book. like it´s a secret that i have for myself because nobody i know knows this book and i´d never heard of it before.

i suppose the moral of the story is - sometimes judge the book by it´s cover, especially if it has sprayed blue edges and you see it in a train-station book store for five bucks.

#post-credits realness for the people who actually read my posts #its not even a niche small indie book it says its a bestseller on the back and apparently theres a movie about it #and critics went nuts about it in 2012 #but III didnt know it existed so its special to ME #i think i might have a new favourite book #there are some parts that are a bit questionable ngl but not in a racist/sexist/weirdo was #way #i mean i guess a little bit #it takes place in the 30s though so it´s not actually like... here is what i #the author #dislike about jews/native americans #i don´t know what im trying to say #just read the damn book tumblrinas #book-review hours with jani #read it its real good #ugh it´s written so charmingly and funny and i just.... man sometimes german is a fun language #if the authour doesn´t suck i guess #it´s called the tobaccoist in english but that is a stupid title so i shall recommend #der Trafikant #read it #its good <3 #studyblr #reading #books #academia aesthetic #literature

[thedogslegart]

Thinking about the fan fic that hasn't updated in over 4 years and yet was vitally important in Finns development as a chrcater...hm..

#GKD THE ORANGE ROOM...WHAT WAS MENT 2 HAOPEN AFTER THE ORANGE ROOM #i printed out that chapter and analized it 2 shit and re read the key plot points every few months 4 d first 2 years #is it plajurism?? i hope not i didnt copy the chrcater it was more like a magnet and jt swayed finns path enough #i love finn one of my most importanr OCs and shes like that bc of Detatchment...sososos importanr #me op #credits 2 that authour kittyonmars....shout out #oc: finnur nørgaard

[kitashimei-chan]

Why do i fear

Warning:self harm,boy x boy x boy,sad clips,18+ clips,bullying scenes,pics arent mine credit to the owners,AND IF YOU DON'T SUPPORT THE SHIP DO NOT READ!⚠️⚠️

Pov-Your Chris and your now 20,and you live in a hotel in newyork,you would get bullied every now and then because people say "you dress like a girl" because you find it kind of comfortable in some girls clothes,but you end up meeting old "friends" who terryfied you as a kid and your still terryfied

° Note From Authour °

Hey my fellow readers,i hope your enjoying my stories so far, and this is actually my first story based of chris/Evan childhood so im very sorry if i copied anyones story so let me know if i copied someones story and i will delete the content and re-start a new story for ya'll still based on chris and his nightmares. Oh i also came to say on christmas eve i will be making a story on the afton family spending the christmas together. Enjoy my story love ya'll♡bye!

I was making my way to the arcade to take my mind off my depression,since my mind was full of it,I accidentaly ran into two guys who looked very angry to see me

Chris-O-Oh im so sorry

Bitch#1-HOW DARE YOU BUMP INTO US,GAY FREAK!

Chris-I-IM SORRY!

Bitch#2-You think you'll get away that easily

Chris-I-

Bitch#1-lets teach him a lesson~

Bitch#2-Gladly~

Chris-WAIT-

The first guy kicked me in the stomach and i fell back on the ground the second one punched me in my face,then i felt something hit me in the back of my head and that one of them said Die.. then everything went black,and little did i know i was sleeping for 5 hours straight!And it was in the afternoon i looked up to see a girl reaching out her hand

???-hey are you ok?! Here let me help you up

I took her hand and standed up brushing off my cloths and brush the dirt out of my hair

Chris-Thank you so much but do i know you?

The girl looked at you with a surprised face like she saw a Frappuccino sitting right in front of her,then her face turned angry as heck

???-HOW DARE YOU DIDN'T RECOGNIZE YOUR CHILDHOOD FRIEND!?

She shaked me back and foward and then it hit me-IT WAS MY OLD CHILDHOOD FRIEND CASSIDY!

Chris-C-Cassidy?

Cassidy-Took you long enou-

Chris-CASSIDY!

I hugged her so tight,she strangled to push me off

Cassidy-STOP IT YOUR CHOKING ME!

Chris-oh yeah sorry

Cassidy-so how are you doing so far

Chris-fine you?

Everything was going so good until she asked that one question

Cassidy-Chris i want to ask you something...

Chris-sure what is it?

We both stopped at the entrance of the hotel were she asmed me a question that almost drained my blood

Cassidy-do you still belive in your nightmares...

I was so stunned and shock, I-I didn't know what to say,so i just answered out of fake courage

Chris-Ofcourse Not! Nightmares Aren't real dumby!

Cassidy let's out a loud laugh as we both entered the lobby,It made me happy to see her laugh,but i know that deep down inside me,there was still a large amount of fear for my childhood nightmares,but i wanted to see her reaction if i said i didn't fear them anymore

Cassidy-Well cya weirdo

Chris-bye...

Me and cassidy lived on seprate floors of the building,so we both took seperate elevators,i lived on the forth floor,while cassidy lived on the third floor,i walked up to my hotel room door to open it

I stepped inside and closed the door behind me,i went to the bathroom and washed my face still thinking about cassidys question

I started to hilusinate(sorry if it was spelt wrong)everything back in the past....

Past chris-OH NO!OH NO!NO MORE BATTERIES!

I remebered a type of music started to play and it sounded broken and scary...

Chris-OH NO!

Chris-STOP SAYING THAT PLEASE!

The door creeked open and i immediatly ran under the sheets....and then i saw Nightmare he was the leader of the nightmares and he always seemed to be scaring me,including Goldie

Nightmare-Foolish boy~

And then suddenly he jump scared me and then everything went black...and then another vision appeared infront of me and it was when the traggic accident happened,My Birthday....

Past Micheal-Do you guys think it's really a good idea...

I could see mikey's face expression looking sad and depressed

° Note From Authour °

Ok so i know that you guys would expect me to know mikeys friends name but...I actually don't...so please don't hate in comments,because im going to randomly name them so please don't hate,now back to the story bai♡

Jeremmy-TOTALY! HE'D BEEN SO SCARED LOL!

Alex-YEAH! CAN'T WAIT TO SEE HIS FACE!

Then over across the pizzeria,i saw Gregory doing something behind fazbear,i went over to him and i saw him loosing the springlocks on fazbears mouth

Gregory-Mike is mine~AND ONLY MINE!NO ONE CAN TAKE HIM AWAY FROM ME!I'LL MAKE SURE THAT LITTLE @#*$% DIES!HAHAHA!

Omg i couldn't belive it,THIS DUDE WAS A TOTAL PHYSICHO!,and then i saw my past self surrounded by mike and his friends including Gregory...

Micheal-WANNA SEE INSIDE OF FAZBEARS MOUTH?!

Chris-No..

Micheal-C'MON IT'LL BE FUN!

Chris-WAIT-

And then it happened...The traggic disaster of my birthday accident...

When i completely snapped out of my whole pass,I Was so sad,so,so,so Sad to see myself diening,i pushed the bathroom door oppened and headed to the kitchen and took up a knife and i began to cut myself repeatidly saying "Why do i fear"

I couldn't stop cutting myself.....because i was trapped like a prisoner

Inside my own mind and past,not able to re-wind time....

Stuck in one spot constantly standing in my own blood dripping from my arms the knife still running deep through my flesh cutting through deeper and deeper,i couldn't stand my suffering,i was crying but not frowning,i was telling the truth even though i was lieing,i am Depressed

I froze when i heard someone gasped behind me,i turned around seeing that it was nightmare chica....i started to cry and stutter

Chris-N-N-Nightm-mare c-chica...NO!IT CAN'T BE TRUE!

NT.Chica-PLEASE CALM DOWN CHRIS!

Then i felt someone take the knife from me and hugged me from behind

NT.Foxy-Don't do this to us lad...we can't bare to see you hurt yourself

Chris-I-I-I

NT.Freddy-H-Hey calm down!

Chris-THIS ISN'T TRUE,THIS ISN'T TRUE,T-THEIR JUST HOLIGRAMS RIGHT!,THIS MUST BE A JOKE,IT HAS TO BE!-

NT.Bonnie-Chris...

I tried catching my breath,i didn't have anymore eczema pumps,and i barely could have breath

NT.Foxy-CHRIS!

NT.Freddy-BREATH CHRIS BREATH!

Goldie-WERE IS HIS @#$%*@^ PUMP!

NT.Chica-I DON'T REMEBER!

Nightmare-I THOUGHT WE TOLD YOU ALL NOT TO SCARE HIM!

Everyone sounded far away and the last image i saw was Goldie and Nightmare arguing with everyone,and a few seconds i fell asleep...

°•▪︎Next Day▪︎•°

I woke up the next day to find 8 sort of teddybears on my bed and 6 were in the closet on the floor,while 2 were on the bed beside me,I leaped out of bed looking under the bed,in the closet,in the shower,and in the kitchen and i couldn't seem to find them anywhere

Chris-B-But they were here just last night,where could have they gone...

A message came up on my phone and i immediaetly rushed over to pick it up,which i had to lean over on the pillow-sized black bear to reach my phone,because it was behind it

Chris-finally after that struggling between that bear,now lets see whats going on with my phone

Nightmare pov-he literally pressed his body against me,without even moving me,why do i feel like he did it on purpose

Chris-oh cassidy wants to meet up at a Cafe,sounds good but...

Goldie pov-What is he thinking about in his innocent mind?

Chris-I don't wanna leave them here,What if someone steals them?

Goldie-Then we'll kill them~

Chris-GAH!YOU TALK!

Goldie-ofcourse I do

Chris-am i going insane or am i going mad

Goldie-no,your going crazy

Chris-!!!HOW DARE YOU!

Goldie-then what do you want me to say~

Chris-0///////0 Why did they make a teddybear to flirt

Goldie-why did you just describe me hot~

Chris- >\\\\\\\\\\\\<I can't take this anymore I'm going to meet cassidy,and don't do anything stupid

Nightmare-ok bye cutie~

Chris-I...Bye!

I dashed out the hotel witha red face ever,I stoped at a certain distant and turned around and looked at my hotel window-AND I FREAKING SAW NIGHTMARE AND GOLDIE AT THE WINDOW! I felt shivers down my spine but i just remebered that i still had to meet cassidy,so i dashed to the cafe,were i met an angry Pomeranian

Cassidy-YOURE.LATE!

Chris-I'm sorry ok

Cassidy-i didn't come to meet you here,just to be angry i actually came here to show you that a big festival is keeping in the town and majority of the people are going including our hotel

Chris-woah,that sounds cool but...

Cassidy-don't tell me your not going...

Chris-Sorry-

Cassidy-What is it that's not letting you leave?!

Chris-Well....

I couldn't give her an excuse because she would have told me i was lieng so i had no choice....

Cassidy-WOW!YOUR TEDDYBEARS ARE PILLOW-SIZED!COOOL!

Chris-i know.....

Cassidy -ooooh a golden one

Chris-NO!

I found my self junp on the bed hugging the two teddys,and i had a strict expression that almost made cassidy faint

Cassidy-C-C'mon chris I-I just wanna touch it

Chris-No...

Cassidy-O-Ok and i just wanted to say that i overheard some kids gossiping on you about on how your a gay freak and i was like thats totally fake chris would never be gay

Chris-oh...I-I'll be right back...

Cassidy-ok..

Cassidy pov-*I probably shouldn't have said that but he'll get over it right...but ima touch chrises teddys when he leaves da room*

As i walked into the kitchen,I suddenly broke down and cried and the weird part was that i didn't know what for...I took up a knife and started cutting myself again...meanwhile in my room = p

Cassidy-There so soft♡

Nightmare-Thank you

Cassidy-huh? I thought i heard one of them talk?

Goldie-ofcourse you did

Cassidy-Gah!

Cassidy-h-how can you talk?

Nightmare-well you do know chris had nightmares right?

Cassidy-yea..

Goldie-Actually we are his nightmares~

Cassidy-impossible-

The pillow-sized teaddy literally turned into nightmare and cassidys jaw dropped,and then goldie through her up

Cassidy-Gah!

Goldie-do you belive us now?

Cassidy-yes,Yes! Just put me down please!

Goldie-As you wish~

Cassidy-WAH!

Cassidy landed on the floor with a loud Thud but as expected i didn't hear it because i was too busy cleaning up the blood that dripped off my arms,and thought she was doing it for fun,meanwhile in the room cassidy was talking to my two tall and oddly hot nightmares

Cassidy-So your telling me you followed chris for twenty years and he didn't know?!

Nightmare-Correct

Goldie-and we just wanted to say sorry for everything

Nightmare-so we mostly came to say sorry

Goldie-Along with something else~

Cassidy pulled on their ears and firmly gripped them like they were some ragdolls arm and pulled them both down to her height were she told them

Cassidy-Listen to me and listen to me carefully you make sure to NOT enter his body with any part of your body,and don't even think that he's yours just you wait chris is hard to get,belive me ive tried...,but thats not what were focusing on right now,all im saying is DO NOT LET ANYONE TOUCH CHRIS OTHER FROM YOU GUYS!DO.YOU.UNDER.STAND.

Goldie-yes ma'am...

Cassidy-good. Now...you can do whatever you want with him just...be his friend too okay?

Goldie-sure

Cassidy-Ok-UM CHRIS IM GONNA LEAVE NOW!

Chris-ok...

Cassidy-...

Cassidy-please take care of him....

Nightmare-k

Cassidy came out of my room and nightmare closed the door then turned to Goldie with a worried face,but just then I was coming back

Nightmare-SHIT!

Both nightmare and Goldie turned back into their teddy forms,and i came back in the room looking all dull and my eyes were nothing but dark

Chris-Oh cassidy did say she was leaving...were are the other 6 teddys

I got up of the bed and tripped on the ground and my hands were shaking

Chris-Damn it...i got up too fast

I saw a note in the closet and when i read it i could belive it!

¤The Note¤

Dear Chris,

The teddybears that you saw earlier,it was actually your nightmares,we wanted to say goodbye before we left but we didn't have time,We already spoke to nightmare and Goldie they already know were leaving and i saw when you cut yourself in the kitchen a while ago....so take care of youself and tell Nightmare and Goldie they were good leaders.

¤Your Kind Nightmare's¤

NT.Chica and Bonnie

I dropped the note and turned around and stred at the two teddybears casually sitting on my bed and then i look bcak at the note and then i relized

Chris pov-CASSIDY TRYED TOUCHING THEM AND I STOPPED HER!THAT MEANS...I DIDN'T WANT HER TO TOUCH NIGHTMARE NOR GOLDIE!

Goldie-What ya doing chris~

Chris pov-EEEEEEK!

Chris-haha...nothing G-Goldie and Nightm-mare...

Nightmare-Shall i explain to him goldie?

Goldie-yeah..

After explaining i fully understand and we were friends....5 weeks passed at it ws time for the festival i didn't wanted to go i found it more funny to do something for my nightmares~

Goldie-Hey chris look at those cool lights!

Nightmare-chris?

Chris-Yeah~

Nightmare-.....Goldie remove his sheet

Goldie-got it!

Chris-Like what you see~

Nightmare-......

Goldie-......

Chris-oh cmon dont be shy~

Nightmare-I-I-

Chris-less talking more fucking

Goldie-but-

Chris-Shut up and fuck me already!

And i couldn't walk for 3 weeks but i was fine and we ended up having a kid called Christipher and he was 6 years old

I hope ya'll enjoyed hope you guys have a great evening,day or night,I promise to post a mystical christmas story for ya'll now bai!

Love you my little music notes♡

#fiction #oc rp #kissing #love #funny jokes

[sxltedcxramel]

Chapter one; The beginning of four months

: ̗̀➛ Summary:  After months of planning and teasing chat, Ranboo and Tubbo moved in together and Ranboo was happy to move in with his best friend. But… no one told him he would have to deal with a certain something every night.

: ̗̀➛ Word Count: 568

: ̗̀➛ Chapters: 1/6

: ̗̀➛ Tags: Fluff, Tubbo, Ranboo, No beta we die like ghostbur o7, Ranboo is done with Tubbo’s shit. He is also tire period, Honestly same, Authour is sleep deprived

: ̗̀➛ Warnings: None

: ̗̀➛ Taglist: Here

: ̗̀➛ Link(s): Ao3

: ̗̀➛ Notes: I had like so little sleep when I came up and wrote this idea so uhm this is the cleaner doesn’t sound like I’m drunk vers. Don’t actually expect it to be good though. Gift for @mcyt-sh1t (i think this was for a ask you sent me but I reblog too much not gonna look then I tried searching for it and gave up so take it :D) (also buckle up kids the titles just get worst from here on out) (no I’m not late you are shush /lh)

Ranboo wants to move back to America

Ok, you know what he was happy, Really he wasn’t complaining. He finally moved to the UK and was living with his best friend and on top of that, he could meet his other online friends. But no one told him he would have to deal with Tubbo’s nighttime chaotic thoughts.

What? You don’t get what he’s talking about?

Okay, well let me explain. It all started the first-day Ranboo was in the UK

Both had streamed that day, Tubbo did one before MCC and they successfully tricked chat, it was really fun and everybody was excited but no one could be more exhilarated than these two. Separated by being in different countries and not only that a deadly virus, they were thrilled they could finally meet up with each other. After the tournament, Ranboo wasn’t tired so he decided to do a small QnA stream which went smoothly (except for when Tubbo got locked in the bathroom but we won’t talk about that)

After the stream the two had watched a movie, it was really cool and they both enjoyed it. Casually imputing random commentary whether if it was just jokes or them two questioning their humanity after one of the characters did something idiotic. Needless to say, they had enjoyed it. Towards the end of it, Tubbo was the only one awake.

When the credits rolled in the brunette had looked to the side and saw his best friend peacefully sleeping holding one of the plushies he brought, Tubbo smiled softly and decided to let him sleep.

He on the other hand decided on being on his phone till he actually fell asleep. The bee boy grabbed a bottle of water from the fridge and sat back carefully on the couch not trying to stir the taller one awake.

It was after about ten minutes Tubbo had an epiphany, now usually he would text Ranboo about his quarrels and it would take him a bit to answer (because ya know the timezone difference) but this time he was right here.

Tubbo cursed at himself internally, Ranboo might be here but he was also asleep though

Tubbo starred as the blonde. A few seconds passed before he thought to himself ‘Ah fuck it’ he needed answers and he was going to get them

“Ranboo” he whispered

He didn’t move

“Ranboo.. ranboo” he repeated twice but the time he took his foot and nudged him

Alright, Tubbo was impatient and he waits for no man “Ranboo!!” He yelled making the other shot up awake and fall of the couch. The American blinked before looking at Tubbo and sighed shakily while he clenched on white tee out of pure shock “Tubbo what is it” he groaned as he let his head hit the carpet (yea carpet he was still gonna say it no matter what Tubbo said)

“I have a question.”

Ranboo dropped his arm on his face covering up his eyes “Couldn’t it wait till tomorrow?” He mumbled

“It’s important” the older pushed

He sighed “Alright”

“Did you know firefly is the opposite of waterfall?”

Ranboo paused

He shot up and stared at Tubbo's unknown eye colour “You woke me up for that?!”

“It’s important is it not?” Tubbo questions

“What no, no! I’m going to bed” he snatched his stuff and headed out

Tubbo blinked

“Well that was rude”

Taglist: @ttakinou

#caramel writes #Ranboo #Tubbo #Fluff #author is sleep deprived #So is Ranboo #drabble fic #gift fic #for sara my beloved #i still can’t come up with titles #or summarize

[chibinekochan]

Um first of all wanted to say THANK YOU AMAZING AUTHOUR! Your work 10/10 👌 - also can I request a hc to the boys reacting to mc being put under a love potion, (Solomon casting it, mayhaps as a prank) but you act normal bc you already love them (true love stuff) idk I thought it would be very fluffy and cute.

Thank you so much, that is very sweet of you! 

Solomon would do something like this, shady wizard.

Asmodeus 

He is very aware of the spell, and its effects. 

Not that he ever needed to use this. 

Asmo is a little disappointed when it has 0 effect on you. 

Not that he would take advantage of you but he wouldn't mind to see you flirting with him. 

He is wondering if it doesn't work on humans, but he has seen it working before. 

What other reason could there be? 

Asmo read through the spells description and there it says, it will not work if you are already in love with the first person that you see. 

Seeing as you two are alone right now, that can only mean one thing. 

You are in love with him! Wait a second. 

Asmo feels strangely shy about this, so unlike him. 

There is only one way to know for sure. 

That is, of course, to ask you. 

"Hey say are you in love right now?" 

"You mean from the spell? I don't feel any different."

"No, I meant before that spell was cast." 

You get a bit shy. "Well I mean you know…"

"Please be honest with me."

You turn red. "Yes, I am in love right now."

Asmo knows this is a bit silly to ask bit he has to know. "So the person that you love is in this room right?" 

"Yes." You feel very shy but this might be a good opportunity to confess your feelings. "And before you ask the person I love is you." 

Asmo is a bit taken aback. He had no idea. I mean he likes you obviously and yes you two have been flirting and enjoying time together. Well now where he really thinks about it, all the signs were there. Maybe he just never thought you would fall in love with him. 

"So what about you Asmodeus?" You ask a bit shyly, hoping he feels something for you too. 

"I love you too of course. Sorry I was just a bit surprised that's all." He smiles widely and hugs you tightly. 

He will not do anything else for now, just in case the potion had an effect on you after all. 

Satan

In a twist of fate he made a love potion for Lucifer to drink, to embarrass him of course. 

Sadly you somehow thought it was lemonade and drank it. 

Satan is very worried about its effects, and slightly curious how you would be when you are love drunk.

Soon he notices that there is no change at all. 

Satan is a bit confused, he double and triple checks the ingredients and the brewing method but he did everything correctly. 

That only leaves one option : You already love him!? 

He has to let that sink in for a minute and then blushes. 

Satan has to know to be sure. "Hey this might be a strange question, but are you in love with someone?" 

"Huh, why do you ask?" You have no idea why Satan asks. 

"Well, you see this love potion doesn't work on someone who is in love." 

You start to feel embarrassed. "I mean I meant to tell you before but yeah I love someone. That someone is you. I love you Satan." You fidget a bit and turn red. 

Satan blushes as well. He was hoping for this but was honestly afraid of your answer. 

He smiles and takes your hand to calm you down. "I'm very glad to hear this. To be honest I love you too."

Now you are both bright red and smile happily. 

He will wait until the potion has no effect anymore and then asks you to date him officially. 

You agree and soon you find Satan telling anyone that you confessed your love to conveniently leaving the lovepotion out if his story. 

Leviathan

He has this collectors item lovepotion and honestly expected it to be fake. 

To your credit it looks just like a bottle of the anime themed soda that Levi currently drinks. 

You accidentally fill your cup with it and Levi's. 

You both drink it and it tastes kinda strange but to be fair most of his soda does. 

Leviathan, at least, doesn't notice. 

Later your cups are empty and Levi is filling you both up. 

He gets pale when he sees the open bottle of lovepotion. 

"Ahhh look at this!" He runs over to you, bottle in hand. "It's a lovepotion! Do you know what that means???" 

You are slightly confused. "Wait, I thought it was soda and a lovepotion? Come on, that does not really exist, right?" 

"It's genuine, trust me I know the ingredients. What are we doing now? WE SHOULD CALL AN AMBULANCE!" Levi has half of a panic attack. 

"Alright, first of all we should calm down. I mean I don't feel any different then usual. Do you?" 

"No, but who knows I mean I never took a lovepotion before. So you really feel nothing at all when you look at me? No faster beating heart or sudden urge to kiss me?" Levi seems mostly concerned but also flustered to ask you. 

"Well not more than usual at least." You blush and hope that Levi doesn't notice. 

"Wait, no more then usual? D-don't tell me… don't me you ACTUALLY… no wait you can't actually like… LIKE ME?" Levi has no clue how to react to this. 

"I don't know if now is the right time but I really like you a lot. You know not just as a friend." You feel a bit shy about confessing it right now, especially when you don't know if Levi is feeling some effects from the potion. 

Levi goes beet red. He didn't see this coming whatsoever." Oh, I thought it was just me OMG. What, like, seriously, are you seriously sure about this? I mean is this like in -  TheonetimeIbecamefriendswithademonwhowasactuallyveryniceandthenheturnesouttobeanerdandnowwesomehowgotengadedbutitisverynice?" 

"Yeah it's just like that Levi, but what about you?"

Levi still seems only seconds away from fainting. "I mean I really like you too and it's not the lovepotion. I mean you are awesome. The best thing that has ever happened to me. I mean look at me, are you really sure that you like me?" 

"Of course, I like you and it's not just that. I love you Leviathan." You smile softly at him. 

Levi gasps for air. He feels like fainting. He never thought that you could love him. 

"Really y-you l-l-love me-me?" 

"Yes, I really love you Levi. What can I do to prove it to you?" 

Levi waves his arms around. "Wait, hold on a second just… I mean wait, I need to mentally prepare myself." He takes a few breaths to calm himself down and to assure himself that this is happening. 

"Alright, you know you are my best friend right? Like a really super real best friend and I don't want to mess this up. You know… So I just gonna say this now: I love you too!" 

Levi is far from calm, he is bright red. 

You've never been more in love with him than in this very moment. "You will always be my best friend Levi. We take it slowly, step by step. How about a hug for now?" 

Levi agrees and you both hug for a while. 

It feels very good. 

Levi asks you later if you are still sure about this and you kiss him on the cheek. 

Well that settles that. 

Mammon

The spell gets cast on everyone else, but Mammon knows how this works and closes both of your eyes. 

Then somehow gets you both out of the room. 

He does not care about the chaos behind him. 

Mammon just doesn't want you to go fall for some random demon or his brothers. 

It's not gonna happen!

You are slightly confused but Mammon doesn't pull his hand from your eyes, but he also has his own eyes covered. 

So to nobody's surprise he falls over something, and you look at him and help him up. 

Well not that he minds that you fall for him now. 

It might be from a spell but hey it's better than nothing. 

Just to be safe he brings you to your room and then locks the door behind you two. 

Obviously the spell has no effect on Mammon, he has been under your spell for a long time. 

Not that you have to know that part. 

"Mammon, what just happened?" You feel slightly lost. 

"Well, that shady wizard just had to show his skills to everyone. Beats me but we are safe now. How do you feel?" 

Mammon keeps a slight distance between you two, as funny as it would be to have you all over him it just wouldn't be right. 

"Pretty normal. What kind of spell was that even?" 

"You sure no strange urges? Wanting to pounce me or something like that?" Mammon feels only slightly disappointed. 

"Pounce you? Why would I want to do that?" 

"Hahaha yeah, good question beats me… so um really nothing unusual?" Mammon keeps probing, what is he even hoping for right now? He has no idea. 

"I feel normal so will you tell me what is going on?" 

"Well Solomon cast a love spell. A pretty powerful one too. So you should feel very attracted to me right now." 

"Lovespell? Are you kidding me? Wait, wouldn't you be in love with me too?" You aren't sure if this is some prank that Mammon has pulled. 

"Well that is you know…Ummm well… AhAh yeah I'm too powerful. So it doesn't work on me."

"So Lucifer is fine right now?" 

"Ahahaha yes of course."

"So if I go back he will be completely normal?" You can see that Mammon isn't telling the truth. 

"No-No don't go, please just stay here." Mammon is sweating bullets. 

"Mammon tell me the truth!" 

He sighs. "Fine, look it doesn't work on people who are in love already."

"Wait does that mean that you love me?" You blush. 

Mammon blushes. "Hey, hey, don't jump to conclusions there."

You look at him slightly disappointed. "I thought you might feel the same way." 

"Hey, no unfair tactics like that! I mean, you know alright. You got me I admit it. I love you. Are you happy now?" Mammon looks shyly to the other side. He is confessing like he committed a crime. 

You chuckle slightly, he really is so cute sometimes. 

"Yes, thank you Mammon. I love you too." 

"No making fun of me!" He grumbles slightly. Then realization hits him. "Wait did you just say... That you love me too?" Mammon stares at you with wide eyes. 

"Yeah, of course. I love you very much!" You smile at him, glad to be able to finally admit it. 

Mammon is completely red now but he is smiling with a wide smile. 

"You know it took you long enough to say it." Mammon pouts only slightly. He is very happy right now. 

"Yeah, sometimes I'm a bit slow. So will you forgive me?" 

"Of course I will forgive you, but only this once and only if you give me a hug." 

You can tell how happy he is and you both smile like idiots. 

You give him a big hug. 

Mammon is truly glad that you both feel the same way. 

Beelzebub 

He somehow thought the lovepotion was seasoning. 

Beel uses it on the pizza he then shares with you. 

You are really grateful and it tastes really good. 

Then Solomon notices what happened and he is mortified. 

He informed you two and advises that you stay close but if anything strange happens to go into separate rooms right away. By the next morning you both will surely be normal again. 

So you you go into Beels room and wait for the promised effect. 

"It's been like an hour now, do you feel strange?" 

"No just a bit hungry but I couldn't finish eating the pizza."

"Same. Maybe we are immune?" 

"I have some snacks hold on."

"Thank you, but I meant I don't feel like I have fallen in love from the potion. Do you?" 

"Hmm I don't feel any different than usual. I mean I love you anyways so I guess I wouldn't notice the difference."

Your heart makes a small jump when you hear this. "You mean you love me like a sibling right?" 

"It's not the same as loving Belphie or my other brothers, you are different and special." Beel doesn't hesitate at all and you start to blush. 

 "You mean romantic love?" You just have to clarify. 

Beel thinks for a moment, trying to figure out what exactly you want to hear. "Yeah." He boldly states with a pleased smile, like he didn't have a word before to define the love he feels for you. 

You become a tomato. "I had no idea that you felt the same way about me."

Beel almost drops his bag of snacks. "Wait, you feel the same way?" 

"Yeah, I just thought, you know, we're more like a family, but we're not romantically involved."

"Ah, I see that was my fault since I never told you in a proper way." Beel nods knowingly. 

Then he looks you in your eyes and holds your hand. "I love you."

Your heart skips a beat. "I love you too Beel." You smile and hold his hand. 

You both feel very happy right now. 

Lucifer 

He is pretty annoyed that you got hit with the love potion that was clearly meant for him. 

Lucifer has some suspects but first he wants to take care of you. 

He brings you to his room, just to keep you from seeing anyone else. 

You have already seen him anyways and he feels responsible for this. 

So you just more or less sit in Lucifer's room while he checks for any effects on you. 

You feel completely normal. 

Lucifer would still rather keeps you in his room, just in case. 

He knows it should work on you by now, it's been 3 hours already. 

"So you don't feel any different from usual? No higher heart rate when you look at me? No sudden desire to kiss me? Nothing at all?" 

"No, Lucifer I told you already I feel normal." You feel a bit shy. 

"Are you honest with me?"

"It's no different than normal."

Lucifer steps closer to you, gauging your reaction. He looks deep into your eyes. "So you feel nothing at all when I'm this close to you?" 

Your heart beats louder. "It's not like I don't feel anything… I mean if you are this close of course I feel something. It's just not more than normal." 

"So, the symptoms I have described to you are normal to you?" Lucifer seems to probe you for some reason. 

You shift slightly around, avoiding his gaze. 

"Not normal per se. Just normal when it comes to you."

Lucifer seems to be very pleased with this reply, a small smile is on his face. 

Belphegor

He had planned to use the lovepotion to humiliate Lucifer. 

He didn't think that Lucifer would give you the tea, since apparently it's your favorite type.

Sadly, Belphie only notices it after you have already drank a cup.

Lucky enough he is the first person you see. 

Actually a pretty lucky twist of fate. 

He always wanted to see you being love stuck. 

Maybe even flirting with him. 

Belphie brings you to his room, with some sort of excuse. 

You go along since you enjoy hanging out with him. 

You both play a game and just enjoy being together. 

Belphie doesn't see a change in the way you behave at all. 

It's been like  2 hours by now you should be all over him. 

"What they say is, do you feel any different than usual?" 

"No, everything is normal. Why do you ask?" 

"Hmm are you sure? I mean you got no urge to kiss me or anything?" 

You blush, thinking he might have figured out how you feel about him. "No-no, not really. Is there a reason you ask?"

Belphie leans closer to you and looks you deep into your eyes. Causing you to blush more and slightly shift around. 

"Nothing really, but you do behave a bit suspiciously." Belphie looks at you like he wants to see into your mind. 

"You are the one that behaves suspiciously." You turn your head away from him. 

"So, if I would kiss you what would you say to that?"

"You shouldn't tease me like that. You might end up breaking my heart."

"Your heart? Now this is interesting."

"Stop playing around and tell me what is going on Belphie." 

He sighs. "Alright. You had some lovepotion but I guess it didn't work on you."

"What? Why would you give me that?" Hearing this is very upsetting to you. 

"I didn't mean to give it to you. Please, you have to believe me."

"Why didn't you just tell me? You promised to tell me everything." This stings a bit. 

Belphie can see that you are disappointed in him. "I'm sorry. I just thought it would be fun to see you flirting with me or being in love with me."

You shake your head. "I can't believe this Belphie. If you wanted that you could have asked."

"I can't just ask for you to fall in love with me."

"Well yeah, but you know what, I love you. You are really such an idiot sometimes."

You still feel pretty upset. 

"Wait, can you repeat that?" Belphie is taken aback by your casual confession. 

"The part of you being an idiot?" You pout. 

"I know that part, I mean the part of you loving me."

"I'm still mad at you, you know." 

"I know I'm really sorry. Please forgive me." He bows in front of you. He is very sincere. "Just please tell me if you still love me?" 

"I love you Belphie." 

He smiles at you. "I'm so glad to hear this." 

He seems very giddy. 

"So what about you?" You ask, a bit shy. 

"What about me?" He plays innocent. 

"Belphie, you are on thin ice." You playfully narrow your eyes at him. 

He laughs. "Alright. Alright." He takes a breath. "I love you."

You smile at him. "Was that so hard?" 

"Yes, it almost killed me." He smiles brighter than you have ever seen him. 

You smile too and then you hug. 

You stay together the whole night and talk for most of it.

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[extrovertedlyintrovertwriter]

Could I request a scenario for ATEEZ jongho

(But also including other ATEEZ members)

Where y/k begins to catch feelings for jongho and the rest of the group members know about it, and tease them about it. (Can it also be a mutual romantic love as well)

And a plot where they go to a carnival and jongho is playing all the games to try and impress y/k 😂 (and then the members try to get them alone so they can confess their feelings for each other) (Male reader X Member) if you can please)

Sure. That's such a cute request. Honestly this is one of the best and cutest requests I've recieved. Here u go. Hope u enjoy it.

Warnings:- it's gonna be hella long, otherwise nothing.

Genre:- fluff and probably comedy?

Pairing:- Male Reader X Ateez Jongho

PART 1

[ The First Meeting ]

(That smile)

Author POV:-

It was 11pm already and you were still at your regular night cafe that was near the KQ Entertainment building.

You were finishing up with your school project on the history of Spain.

ATEEZ was having a night practice that day and thought of getting a drink to refresh before going to their dorms to sleep.

They entered the cafe which caused the bell hanged on the door to ring, that just in a way broke ur focus, cause u were stressed from it. It caused you to groan in frustration.

That groan caught boys attention. They were like what this kid is doing here at this hour. They felt that u were kinda tiny and cute and they compared you to yeosang earning a shy and embarrassed laugh from him.

They pointed u out to Jongho and man, he was mesmerized by that beauty of urs. U had a hairstyle similar to that StrayKids Hyunjin had in the My Pace era.

Jongho POV:-

Once I saw him, I wondered that if there was anyone else cuter and handsome that he is. Him wearing a white oversized hoodie with a black skinny jeans gave me kinda cute feels specially when I noticed his hand while he took a sip of his coffee. The sweater paws he got. I felt soft for him.

Hongjoong hyung got me out of my dreams.

HJ:- "jongho? Jongho? Jongho-ya?"

JH:- "huh? What is it hyung?"

SH:- "You were staring at him for quite a while. You sure, that you haven't fallen in love with him?" Seonghwa said teasingly.

JH:- "Naah!!!! He just looks kinda looks like Yeosang hyung. He looks tiny and cute." This earned him a playful punch from the older.

End of Jongho POV.

Y/n POV:-

I just looked up from my laptop to the 8 boys staring at me. But one of them caught my attention. I immediately realised that he's jongho with the rest of the ATEEZ members.

I didn't approach them, just to appreciate their personal space. But I saw Jongho hyung staring at me. I looked at him too and we made an eye contact which was broken by Hongjoong hyung. I felt the heat creeping up to my face. I cleared my throat and started typing on my laptop again. Within 10 mins I was done with the project and excitedly and absent-mindedly I yelled "FINALLY DONE." Then I realised that I wasn't at my dorm and saw the 8 boys giggling at me. The barista came and told me that they were asking if I could go over to their table for a moment.

I agreed. Like who will deny ATEEZ. I packed up and hung my bagpack over my one shoulder and went to their table. They gave me a note which seemed more of a letter to the KQ staff.

I looked at them confused. They asked me if I could come and meet them at their practice room the next day.

"staff won't let me in with this note, cause they will think that it's fake even if u have signed it and have written your phone number on it." I said.

SH:- "Smart. I told them the same thing."

YS:- "You can call the number above and then the staff will let u in. But for that we need to know ur name."

Y/n:- "Ohh yeah. I'm y/n. Y/n y/s/n." Plus how can I belive that you guys are not joking or playing around with me?"

MG:- "This number is one of the members. If u don't trust us, then dial the number and check for yourself."

I dialed the number. It rang and I saw Yunho holding up his phone to show the caller ID.

YH:- "Is this yours?" I nodded.

WY:- "Call us when u are near our company building. We'll tell the staff to let u in."

Y/n:- "Fine. So, if you guys don't mind can I take my leave? I have a morning class tomorrow."

HJ:- "But don't forget to come sweetie. We'll be waiting for you." I blushed at his words and heard everybody mumble "cute."

End of y/n POV.

The next day

Authour's POV:-

You were finally done with your classes and it was almost lunch time. You then suddenly remembered that you had to go to KQ to meet the boys. You had saved Yunho's number.

You dialed his number but he didn't pick up. U just sighed and started to exit the class while ur phone started vibrating, Yunho's caller ID on display. You picked it up and heard his breathless voice.

Y/n:- "Are you guys practicing?"

YH:- "Hmm.... Why did you ask? You wanna come over?"

Y/n:- "I was thinking of doing so, but seems like you all are busy, so maybe some other time."

YH:- "No. It's alright. You come over. It won't be any issue we are going to be done soon anyways."

Y/n:- "Fine then. I'm coming over."

YH:- "see you at the practice room. You can ask the staff where the ATEEZ practice room is. They'll guide u, or u want me to pick u up from the entrance?"

Y/n:- "no it's alright. I'll come on my own. No need to pick me up. I'll be there soon."

YH:- "okayyss. Bye."

At the ATEEZ practice room

Author's POV:-

YH:- "Guys!!!! Y/n is coming over."

HJ:- "Don't be kidding. He said he had morning classes today."

WY:- "Hyung it's already noon."

HJ:- "okay."

San:- "But...where's Jongho?"

MG:- "There he is. Where did u go kiddo?"

JH:- "Dorms. I don't wanna smell like shit when he comes over."

YH:- "U alright? I've never seen u doing this. U literally never give a shit about how u smell around others."

Jongho blushed and said "I don't know." Making members laugh.

End of author's POV.

Y/n POV:-

I arrived at the company building and the staff stopped me and asked for my ID. I dialed Yunho's number and then the staff let me in. I asked the other staffs for the way to the ATEEZ practice room and bumped into one of their fellaz yechan. He dropped me off to the practice room.

I knocked on the door and heard a lot of tired "come in". Once I entered the room I could smell sweat but there was this one scent that was coming from somewhere.

I unconsciously went towards that smell and found myself standing right in front of Jongho.

End of y/n POV.

Jongho POV:-

I saw y/n coming in and my heart started racing faster than those racing cars. I noticed him coming directly towards me and then he just stood there and then I heard him say, "u smell nice."

Once he said that, he covered his face in embarrassment and blushed making me soft for him. I just started taking steps towards him and he started backing but then bumped against the wall.

I trapped him between my arms and leaned down to his ear and said "just for you."

End of Jongho POV.

Author's POV:-

Jongho's and y/n's happy moment was disturbed by the coughs of the members.

MG:- "Ewww.... We are still here."

SH:- "U remember hon? I did the same to you before we started dating."

HJ blushed hard at his words and punched his arm timidly.

HJ:- "Nice way of flirting Jongho."

Then this turned into a teasing match and everyone's love life was revealed one by one.

I thought of doing this in 2 parts. Part 2 will be out soon. Stay tuned for that.

For now get urself a cup of coffee and enjoy this with some good songs.

Gifs are not mine. Credits to their original owners.

Hope u liked the 1st part.

Peace ✌️✌️

Admin K

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[nessataleweaver]

FIC: At the late night double feature picture show

Rated Mature. Read on AO3, though I’m not sure if the picspam will come through as well (sigh).

For @jonsa-halloween 2020 Day four: Monster (movies)

Tags: modern AU; college age AU; What happens at the con doesn’t always stay at the con

I put the credits after the fic this time, so keep reading under the cut.  I’ve been toying with the idea of this story for almost two years, I think? I thought I’d at least do the picspam... which then led to my writing the setup and central scene anyway.  Maybe I’ll expand it at some point to the length of the original I planned.

In her alter ego of Alayne Gravestone, Sansa hosts 'The Schlocky Horror Picture Show', showing obscure (usually for good reason) cult movies on a small cable tv channel and youtube. Jon discovers them during his first year of university, and when he volunteers for the Winterfell branch of a pop culture convention is assigned to Alayne Gravestone’s live broadcasts and panels.

His first full moon at Winterfell University fell on a Friday night, and everyone else in his dorm seemed intent on drinking until they blacked out.  Jon, who’d been traumatised by several high school parties - including one where a complete stranger had thrown up on his crotch - rolled his eyes and stayed in, enjoying the chance to get the big TV in his suite to himself.  Just before midnight, he’d started channel surfing, stopped on something called “The Schlocky Horror Picture Show” and that was when he’d come across her.

Alayne Gravestone.  

Hair kissed by fire, ice-blue eyes, and skin like weirwood bark, displayed in a form fitting dress layered with enough black feathers to leave at least a few crows squawking about a sudden chill. 

She had awesome taste in cult horror and sci-fi movies, and a line of lovingly sarcastic critique and trivia that sent his neurons firing, as much as her captivating appearance did his hormones. 

Every Friday night afterwards, Jon made sure he had popcorn to hand for the movie... and tissues and lotion to hand in his bedroom afterwards as he fantasized about the lovely breasts that discreetly peeked out of Alayne’s low-cut neckline, only partly obscured by the silver skull that held the dangling chain of her necklace in it’s teeth. 

His affinity for horror movies led him to the SFX film club, where he met Satin and Sam. Satin, an aspiring costumer and long-time cosplayer (he was apparently quite well known on youtube) talked both him and Sam into volunteering at Winterfell Supanova over the Winter Solstice break.  Sam heard that one of his favourite fantasy authours was a special guest, and came on board instantly.  Jon was a harder sell... until Satin told him about a Winterfell exclusive guest, hosting a live broadcast of her show on Friday and Saturday nights. 

 * * * * * 

Jon hadn’t had a chance to meet his idol, but had still had a fun, if stressful time, anyway.  Seriously, who collected lunch orders and money from half the dealers in the merch hall, before leaving it on a fucking table and wandering off to catch a panel? 

“Jon, it’s bad!  It’s really, really bad!” Sam whimpered, late Friday night. 

Jon waited patiently.  Sam was extremely good in a crisis... as long as you gave him a minute or two to seriously lose his shit first. 

“It’s the panel for Schlocky Horror!” 

Wait, what? 

“That idiot Marsh fiddled with the broadcast laptop, even after I told him not to touch it! Miss Alayne’s pre-recorded slideshow’s been deleted!  It’s due to start in ten minutes, and it’s a live broadcast, Jon, we can’t delay it.” 

“It’s a con, nothing runs to time,” Satin reassured him.  “Everyone knows that.” 

“Not the tv channel, Satin, and they gave us sponsorship money because of this.” 

Jon’s mind whirred into high gear.  “Okay, first thing, we need to have something to show that co-ordinates to her live monologue, because that’s where most of the humour comes in and it’s part of her trademark.  Sam, do we have Saturday’s stuff intact?” 

Sam heaved a sigh of relief and nodded. 

“So we just let her know that we have to switch.  She must have both presentations down.” 

“But we can’t get to her, Jon, she’s in the green room getting ready and no one’s allowed into the panel room until they start the broadcast – they wanted shots of the audience coming in and to make sure no one touched the set.” 

“So we make it part of the show,” Jon muttered.  “Satin, you were talking about that Goth cosplay stall at lunch, yeah?” Satin nodded, and Jon continued, “Head down there, ask if we can borrow some stuff, if no one’s there get it anyway and we’ll put it back and hope no one notices, we’ll give them some money back off their stall fee or something.  Sam, you’ve got that haunted house door knock sound effect on the laptop, yeah?  For the indie film panel tomorrow?” 

Sam nodded. 

“I’ve gotta get changed,” Jon muttered, and headed for the garment bag he’d hung on the coat hook with his messenger bag. 

“Change into what?” Satin hissed. 

“I was asked to be stand-by pinch hitter for Oberyn Martell’s VIP dinner, he demanded semi-formal wear for everyone.  Good thing my outfit’s all black.” 

“Accessories only?  On it!” Satin dashed away so fast he almost left an after-image on Jon’s vision. 

“Do you need anything but the sound effect?” Sam asked. 

“Um... maybe a lapel mike?” Jon hazarded, his voice muffled as he stripped off his volunteer T-shirt. 

Five minutes later, Jon was shrugging on his suit jacket, as Satin approached bearing a cane topped with a silver skull in one hand, and a black top hat, complete with a mourning cockade pinned to the band, in the other. 

Satin placed the hat on Jon’s head as he offered Jon a faux momento-mori ring.  “Here, put this on your right hand and carry the cane in your left, and give her the scroll with your right.” 

“Scroll?” asked Jon. 

“Sam scribbled one up to give her the news.  I also grabbed a business card off the dealer’s table, and I’ll give it to the broadcast crew so they can add it to the end credits if possible. Might as well give them a plug, yeah?” 

“Sure, why not?” Jon muttered.  “How soon to the opening?” 

“Audience is coming in now.  Just wait for her to acknowledge you and head through the curtain there, you’ll come out at the end of her set.  Here’s the scroll, break a leg!” Satin grinned, and disappeared. 

Jon was pretty sure Satin couldn’t actually teleport, he was just very sneaky and Jon was nervous.  Probably. 

He heard a crash of applause, and moved to the curtain, quietly so as not to set off his lapel mike.  He heard her voice indistinctly, so Jon opened the curtain just enough to let sound through, but not be seen.   

Sam’s personally mixed haunted house door knock echoed ominously. 

“Suddenly there came a tapping,” came the voice he’d hung onto for months, “As of someone gently rapping, rapping at my chamber door.” 

She could quote Poe off the cuff, too?  Jon was in so much trouble. 

Slipping through the curtain, he moved to the coffin-inspired throne in the centre of the set, keeping his eyes down so he wouldn’t start drooling or worse. Going to one knee, he held up his cane as a War of the Five Kings era knight might hold his sword to his Queen. Jon took a deep breath and channeled his inner Igor.   

“Mistress.” 

“Why, if it isn’t the Undertaker.  What brings you to my chamber on this stormy night?” 

Sam let off a quiet thunder effect in the background. 

Was he imagining a sultry tone to her voice?  Jon dared to raise his head to address her, and found himself staring directly at Alayne’s glorious cleavage. He bit back a whimper and swallowed.  “I bear an urgent missive from the Funeral Director.” 

It was just as well that Jon had previously decided on the ‘funeral director’ wording to tip her off to a technical issue, because Alayne in real life was quite possibly the most beautiful girl he’d ever seen, and Jon was losing coherency, as he tended to around beautiful women.  As it was, the words came out less creepy or spooky than he intended, and more reverent. 

“Very well.” 

A pale hand with black-laquered nails entered his vision, and Jon pulled the scroll from his pocket – yes, Satin, using his right hand – and surrendered it to her. 

Alayne slid off the violet ribbon – that perfectly matched the mourning cockade; Satin’s need for co-ordination in fashion was getting out of hand – and silently read the scroll. 

“Ah, my faithful Undertaker, you can always be relied upon to keep me informed.  You are dismissed, but I may wish to speak with you later, so keep close at hand.” 

“Yes, Mistress,” Jon intoned, and slowly stood – alright, so he took one last peek at those gorgeous tits – and backed away and through the curtain. 

The show went off without a hitch, and Jon was rewarded with a personal audience with Alayne Gravestone – who introduced herself as Sansa, before thanking him, Satin, and Sam for keeping things running so beautifully.   

On Saturday night, packing up the set turned into late-night supper at the food trucks, and a blushing Sansa giving him a grey post-it note (shaped like a tombstone) with her phone number on it in silver ink. 

“In case you’d like some poetic inspiration up close.” 

Jon immediately asked her out for next Saturday night, but didn’t understand the ‘poetic’ bit until Monday, when a sniggering Satin showed him the con’s Facebook page. 

SPOOKSHOW BABY:  who else was at the Alayne Gravestone broadcast/screening last night?  Anyone see the Undertaker before?  H-O-T with a capital everything! 

LIVING DEAD GIRL: Never showed up before, unfortunately.  Is he her IRL boyfriend or something?  I mean, the way he was gazing at her boobs... 

SPOOKSHOW BABY: Yeah, but not in a sleazy ‘show me your tits’ sort of way.  In a worshipful ‘let me write odes to your exquisite bosom’ sort of way. 

LIVING DEAD GIRL: Yeah, def.  If he isn’t, you think I could get his number? 

Several months later, the Undertaker was making semi-regular appearances on “The Schlocky Horror Picture Show”, and both his outfit and Alayne’s new dress, courtesy of Satin, had received high praise from Satin’s Theatrical Costuming instructor. 

And then... Jon discovered the Alayne Gravestone/The Undertaker section of AO3.

 CLOSING CREDITS

Title taken from the song 'science fiction/double feature' from The Rocky Horror Show.  The official website offers the font for free download.

Supanova is a real pop culture convention here in Australia, and the incident Jon mentions comes from the stories of a friend of mine who volunteered at the convention for years.

'the schlocky horror picture show' is a real tv show, which screens on foxtel aurora channel 173, plus other community stations around Australia (channel 44 in Adelaide, midnight on Fridays). It is hosted, however, by talking skeleton Nigel Honeybone and has shown all the movies on the poster. Shiver in fear. You can find him on facebook, youtube, horrornews.net and the professor's horror host tome website.  It’s unknown whether he knows Billy Bones of @chocolateghost​’s Spookulele Tunes.

‘Spookshow Baby’ and ‘Living Dead Girl’ are both songs by Rob Zombie.

#my fic #jonsa fic #jonsa halloween

[kiragecko]

You make databases, you can probably help me with this. Do you know Airtable? It's a new free database making website that me and my peers use to track work, books, movies, etc. I started reading comics and now I'm stuck. How do I organize? According to title? Issues? Specific writer/ character? I'm doing name- author- issues- year but with long series and frequent writer change it's getting difficult.

Different organization methods are going to work for different types of readers. Here's some possibilities:

I organize by Team/Character - Title - Date - Issue No.¹

This is because I read for certain groups. I want my X-Men comics together. My Batfamily comics. My Teen Titans/Young Justice comics.

Strengths - You want to recommend an X-Men run to someone? Just scroll through that section until something catches your eye! Can't remember what the series that Kon-El starred in after his resurrection was called? No need to search your whole list, it will be in the 'Teen Heroes' section.

Weaknesses - Someone asks you "where the heck is 'Journey Into Mystery'?!' and you have to explain that its in the 'Teen Heroes' section because Loki was part of the Young Avengers while you were organizing stuff. And you have NO CLUE if that one 'Hawkeye' series with both Hawkeyes in it should be in 'Avengers' or 'Teen Heroes.'

Authour - Title - Date - Issue No.

Some people read for authours. They'll jump on to a title when an authour does, and leave when the authour does. Or they read a lot of creator-owned works that aren't part of existing franchises. I sometimes sort things that aren't part of my main fandoms by authour, since that's usually the reason I tried them out.

Strengths - I'm in the mood for this person's writing today. Oh, look - here's all my options! Also, it is SO easy to avoid accidentally reading any Chuck Dixon X-Men issues.

Weaknesses - 'Blue Beetle' is split into 3 pieces. 'Detective Comics' books may need to be placed in multiple parts of the list if there are multiple stories in an issue. How do you credit co-writers? Why isn't the climax of this arc included with the rest of it?!

Title - Date - Issue No - Authour

Strengths - If you recommend books frequently, this makes them easy to find. Also useful if your brain organizes things by name, rather than subject. Has other benefits, but doesn't work with my brain.

Weaknesses - Harder to find which Spiderman series you're looking for. Do YOU remember the arbitrary adjective at the beginning? I do not.

Smaller organizational points:

Sorting by date before issue number allows me to include annuals in roughly the right place, and deal with dumb renumbering stunts.

I also artificially change some titles, to make it easier to keep track. So the original 'X-Men' title would be 'Uncanny X-Men (X-Men until 141).' I want it to show up with the rest of the series, which changes names at issue 142.

A lot of people will include a volume number with the title - to keep track of all the different series with the same name. I generally don't bother. But I'll sometimes include a descriptor in parentheses to help me out. 'Batgirl (Miniseries where Dick is a jerk)' makes sure I don't confuse the terrible miniseries with the series that is actually good.

¹ (In my long-boxes² I break it down even further. I sort by company first. Than large team/family divisions - X-Men, Avengers, Other Teams, and Teen Heroes for Marvel, for example. In each division, I subdivide by Main Team Titles, Secondary Team Titles, Teen Team Titles, Team Minis, Main Character Titles, Secondary Characters Titles, etc. Finally, I try to organize the individual series in each subdivision in roughly chronological order. This matches the way I sort the series in my head.)

² Longboxes are cardboard boxes designed to hold physical comic books. So named because they are the width of a comic book, and the length of a LOT of comic books.

#fandom meta #Anonymous

[tikiniki]

In light of recent events

Hello lovelies! So, me and the lovely @jessahmewren, with whom I host poly!queen week, as some of you might know, have come to an agreement that we need to adress some things. 

First; @freddie-mercurial As one of your followers, I saw your latest posts. First of all, I am sorry to hear that the other ship weeks are upsetting you. We enjoyed Maycury week, it was a great idea and a great way to include people and get them to write. That is why Jessahmewren thanked you for inspiring us, in the PQW post. If that wasn’t clear, that we were giving you credit, then again - thank you for the inspiration. However, I don’t see the need for negativity now, why is it a problem that the fandom are doing ship weeks? People are having fun, are challenging themselves, are coming together. And, to be so openly negative (anons too) about the week is really hurtful for a lot of us, who are putting a lot of work into writing and just try to have a good time in this fandom. Anyway, that was part 1, and freddie-mercurial, this is us, me and Jess, responding to you. If you are reading, then know that the second part isn’t aimed at you, but at all of us.

Second; What is going on guys? Why is there so much hate, rude comments and negativity lately? The fandom is getting smaller and smaller, why are we not supporting each other, being kind and caring? It is so hard, to have the courage to write something, to share the secrets of your mind. And, we do this, put ourselves on the line like this, for free. The least thing we all can do is to respect each other. There has been a lot of sub/dom and top/bottom “fights” recently. This is fiction, it is not real, nothing of it is, and if you don’t like a character in a particular position, it does NOT count as constructive critism to bash the authour for seeing things differerently than you. 

This wave of bitterness that is everywhere lately, really breaks my heart. Do you know why I go here? Why I love to read and write and get to know many of you? Because I love the escape. I love this place, and you. It’s a break from the real world, from real wars, injustice, sexism, racism, illness, tragedy. Stress. This should be a safe spot - a place for inspiration and fun and feels, not fighting. We have enough of that in the real world. 

To finish off, I don’t know if this will even touch any of you, maybe not. But I wanted to try. I feel I owe it to the largest part of you, who are lovely and supportive and just the best. The next time you don’t agree with or don’t like a ship/a position/etc pause and think if you really need to share that. Maybe you can keep it to yourself. Maybe it will seriously hurt people if you just lash out. Because it does, all the time. Please, stop, think. And remember, hey, we’re all in the same boat in the end right? We love Queen. Let’s bring that love out and bury the hate.

#queen fandom #to all it may concern #let's try to get along #because we are the best aren't we? #queen band

[just-a-normal-asking-blog]

Hi there! Its the author of this Tumblr account! Please call me by 'authour' and the other owner of this account, 'illistrator'. When talking to both of us, please call us A.I. This is an ask Baldi's Basic AU! This specific AU is of everyone in kindergarten and middle school. The 'adults' of Baldi's Basics are in middle school while the rest are in kindergarden.

The two Baldi artwork credit goes to Illistrator. The Principal art credit goes to Author. Comment your asks!

[lotarclasspects]

The Homestuck Epilogue and Analysis of the Text as a Whole (brief)

EPILOGUE SPOILERS AHEAD 

As many of you in this fandom have recently born witness to: The Epilogue is finally here. It begins with a prologue, with John being disillusioned from the world and Rose telling him that him going back is essential. In the beginning of the story we are introduced to the idea of things which, viewed from the lens of the greater story, are not necessarily measured in terms of one person’s moral stand point of “Good” or “Bad”, rather Essential and Inessential. This is the axis upon which Vriska turns, this is the path of events which Rose can see, and this is the stage upon which the conflict of our two Narrators comes to pass.

To understand the Epilogue, we must first, briefly, summarise some of the core themes of Homestuck. These, in short being: The Agency of the Characters, The Narrative itself as the Villian, and the meaning of Freedom. 

We will begin with the meaning of Freedom. What it means to be Home Stuck. Homestuck is not named simply as a joke about the start of the story, but its name rings true as an abstract way of representing the main objective of its characters. To win, and be at peace in the new Universe. For you see, much like Problem Sleuth, they only leave the house at the very end. But this only makes sense if you understand the Symbols because as Rose Lalonde, Seer of Light, One who Understands the Narrative’s Focus, explains: “The symbols holdall the power”. As you are probably all aware, the entire story focuses on the fates of the characters as they toil through the Alpha Timeline. As we later learn, this “timeline” is not the one which leads to the most fortuitous outcome, nor is it one which allows all characters to have equal relevance or fulfillment. It is simply an extremely specific series of events which allows the main villian of the Text, Lord English, to exist, take pleasure in his wanton destruction, and then die and be reborn all in a circuitous loop. Sure, the kids “Stop” Lord English in the end, but their Victory is more defined by their escape from their terrible, dire, and tragic situation. They enter their “Roles” by way of Sburb, which is symbolised by a House. A human house, a troll house, it doesn’t matter. It ends with them escaping through the door never to be truly seen in the comic again. They finally leave The House, and by House I mean the Narrative, which for the purposes of this examination is essentially interchangeable with Lord English himself, because in truth that’s what he represents. 

Lord English is the main villian of homestuck, but what he represents is a core theme of understanding the story. Lord English’s character design is essentially made to be a charicature of Andrew Hussie himself, the worst, most vulgar and horrible parts of his prior works. Gamzee, shitty clowns, Equius: Horses, Dirk, the narcissism and stuckupishness of his own narration, and Caliborn. The “Tortured Artist” who complains that “Internet Teens” don’t understand his “Masterpiece”. Sound familiar? But he also represents the Narrative itself. The awful cycle which the characters are subjected to suffer in. the Lord of Time itself is a classpect which means “One who Controls Time, One who controls Others with Time, and One who controls Endings, the wrapping up of plot threads, and Certainty” Which is exactly what the Alpha Timeline is. Lord English is representative of a DM, or storyteller who insists that everything must be done THEIR way, who is rigid and controlling about what they WANT to happen being what HAS to happen and any deviation of the sort will either be not allowed or punished. Therefore, the villian representing this shows a core theme and belief of the story. That controllers and rigid authoritarian storytellers are something evil. Theyre the bad guys here. On the flip side, The Rigid Authour’s nemesis in the end is the Muse of Space, Calliope. Someone who “Inspires others with her Creations, Inspires Creation, or Is inspired By creation, expansion, worldbuilding, and co-operation.” She is a caricature of the Fandom. Who desires collaboration and working together. This is a core element of SBURB, that a good session (Which in and of itself borrows themes from both GAMES and STORIES) can only happen from a collaboration and understanding between individuals. This is a core element of the Epilogue. 

Now, to understand how this all ties into the Epilogue, it first needs to be understood how fucking Meta homestuck is, and WHY the Narrative is the villian. It’s because, for a story to happen, the characters must suffer. Endure drama, heartache, weird adventures. Because otherwise there would be no story. Kevin from Home Alone gets left behind every year. If he was a real child, he’d probably need therapy about that in his older years, but Kevin is not allowed to have a happy, non abandoned christmas, because then they wouldn’t be able to make any more Home Alone’s. So Kevin has to suffer for the Narrative to continue in its existence. Precisely the fact why Homestuck ended where we couldn’t see them walk through the door. If we were to see that, then they wouldn’t truly be free of the narrative because the sole ability for us to be able to witness that would mean they’re still trapped. This is why the credits are in the format of Snap Chat. It allows the audience to have a small window into their lives whilst showing they’ve truly escaped and are allowed to live like real people.

But here again comes our problem. For the Epilogue to exist as a compelling story, the characters would have to experience conflict for that to happen. But the Epilogue does something interesting. It formats it in the style of a Fan Fiction. Because whilst Homestuck plays with the ideas of how restricting a story would be if the characters were real people, the Epilogue plays with the idea of what is, and is not Real to a story in the first place. What can be considered “ Canon”, and does that really matter. In the Meat and Candy halves, as referenced by Dave later on in the Candy section, when you flip a coin, in the short instant before it falls the two offshoots of the result of that perfectly equal choice come to exist. This was the nature of Calliope asking John which he wanted to pick. By doing so, she gave the opportunity for an alternate version of himself to live where he would die and so forth. The John who ate the Meat may have died but by doing so allowed all of creation to continue. Even though he didn’t get what he thought he wanted, he died in a relationship with terezi after his life had meaning again. Candy john got what he wanted. A relationship with Roxy. He got to live. But these things, in the end were not what he’d hoped them to be. His other self got to be with terezi. The same is true for the other characters. Karkat lost the presidency in Meat, but in Candy he proved he’d make an excellent leader. In Meat, Davekat became canon, but in Candy dave lived to be romantically unfilfilled but he got to meet Obama and achieve an ultimate catharsis of the self.

But the thing is, these choices, in a sense ARE perfectly equal. There is no evidence in the Narrative, that one is inherently more Canon than the other, because it is directly stated that they both exist outside of Canon. If both exist outside of Canon but are not Fanon are they both True? Or is truth relative. I believe that the Epilogue was a way of seeing what reality would bring to these characters, whilst filling out two different paths. One where they got something and one where they didn’t. And this also comes to the sub plot of the battle of the two narrators. As Calliope mentions in Candy, when it becomes obvious that the speaker had an agenda you begin to wonder whether it simply came to light who the speaker was or if they had been using their subtle passive influence all along. We barely even notice in Meat, because Dirk’s typing quirk is identical to the quirk used by Andrew Hussie himself. Whether he is simply an alternate version of Dirk Strider in canon... up for debate. But this also begs the question. If the stories are outside of Canon, and the Authour can change, then who is the executive on saying what happens and doesnt? The Epilogues are explorations. Not closures, but exploring what would happen in situations. It offers the idea that anyone could narrate about a series of events happening outside of canon,and it would be just as feasible and valuable as anything else outside of Canon. Therefore... Your fan fictions have just as much narrative Truth as those, and if those had some truth at all then do yours also? Or if your own stories are false then so are they. These are not meant to be taken as the “missing link” of the end of Homestuck, but simply filling a gap where a prior hole has already been filled. The end of the story seemed to have the characters so briefly meet but here it was FILLED TO THE BRIM with dialogues. So take of it what you will, because in the end, what it meant by “Above the Line, All is true and below it is all things which are insignificant” means that literally whatever you imagine could happen has an equal chance of happening in another “Outside of Canon” timeline. But what it meant by “The Important and the Unimportant will never again meet” is that Homestuck itself will never explore these things. That was it. What happens next... Is up to all of you.

-The Knight of Breath

#Homestuck #Homestuck Epilogue #Epilogue #upd8 #Homestuck Analysis #Homestuck theory #homestuck epilogue theory

[gingermaple]

Artfight dump: Trackpad Edition

I lost my phone for a bit so I decided instead of not drawing I’d just make really bad trackpad drawings for my friends!!

Character: Authour Credit for character: @caliginousarchitect

Character: Saturday Credit for character: @theblukittu

#art #artfight #artfight 2019 #team dream #trackpad art #friends