#DM ME I WANT TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND

[malleleothreesome]

hope y'all like Malleus cause apparently my brain can only write for him at this time :)

#i got a little something coming out soon #i have so many things started but I am unable to finish them #hope getting this latest piece out will defeat my writers block #then i will answer messages! #sorry for being MIA... #listen there is a VERY SPECIAL ANON WHO SENT ME AN ASK ABOUT A FELLOW HONEST THIGH RIDING PROMPT #AND EVERY DAY SINCE I'VE RECEIVED YOUR INCREDIBLE ASK #I HAVE BEEN TRYING TO WRITE IT OUT #BUT FOR SOME REASON I AM SO MAJORLY BLOCKED #PLEASE FORGIVE ME ANON I THINK ABOUT U EVERY DAY #DM ME I WANT TO BE YOUR BEST FRIEND #i should change my name to malleustwosome cause leona thinks im fake as hell for leaving him in shatters in multiple illegible WIP docs

[anxiously-sidequesting]

SPEAKING OF WHICH are there like any chill wizard101 discord servers or group chats that I could join. Or if anyone just wanna add me on discord shoot me a tumblr DM because I'm lonely and I like you guys :)

#ive had this thought for a while BUT IM JUST SHY. but after the soap opera morganthe dream i just had i need wizard friends to yell at #i got like one wizard mutual on discord already. if youre reading this you know who u are. love you /p <3 #other than that one person NONE OF MY BEST FRIENDS ON DISCORD PLAY THE GAME AND IM LOBELY #I WANNA TALK ABOUT WIZARDS AND SHIT #altho ill probably be a useless discord discussion partner because i have no literary comprehension- #-and i havent played the source material in years. okay #all my knowledge on wizard101 is either personal headcanons im now considering as facts or secondhand knowledge from the internet #also my ocs. i love talking about my ocs even though they have the depth of cardboard #ALSO LOVE HEARING ABOUT OTHER PPLS OCS THATS MY FAVORITE THING TO READ FROM MY FRIENDS #like you could dm me at 4 in the morning to talk about your ocs i would be so happy #altho fair warning i can suck at dms bc im an anxious little chihuahua so if ur gonna add me i must warn u. i text back 5 years later #either i send 200 messages in the span of 5 minutes or you wont hear from me until we're both 30. sorry thats just the autism for u #BUT YEAH if anyone wants to add me they can #this fandom is like the only fandom in the world im comfy with interacting with LMAO #wizard101 #w101 #wiz101 #text posts

[bloobydabloob]

Yo this is super random I know so don’t feel pressured to answer or anything. But I used to be active in the homestuck community and now I’m sort of getting back into it but I don’t really have any friends in the community anymore and tbh u seem cool so I wanted to ask if you have like a discord server or something? I know it’s stupid to do this anonymously but my tumblr is associated with homestuck content and I don’t want people to see that? Just if you were to post this Originally I wanted to msg you on Twitter but I somehow can’t

Jesus I seem like a creep I swear I’m not but yeah I’m rambling and now that I think about it I could have send you a private message but In my head that would be even creepier? Idk mb I swear I’m not weird

All chill man, haha. There’s no need to feel nervous I seriously don’t give a shit as a guy who is also a relentless rambler.

No I don’t have a server or anything (I’m a pretty small account (I think)) unless you count the one with like… 5 people on it who are all my close friends. I am on Borzoi’s DirkJake server but I’m only active quite sporadically.

I opened up my DMs on Twitter (didn’t realise they were closed. Whoops) if you are interested in hitting me up there for conversation about Homestuck or something. I warn you though I am 100% awful at DMs and everyone can attest to this.

#I further warn you that you’re going to make absolutely zero homestuck friends via me #I’m buddies with some artists and guys but not close buddies with any Homestuck fans really. Minus my friend Isaac #He says hi #(not joking. sent him this and he says hi) #Again though #I really just have to warn you I’m bad at DMing #my closest friends don’t even DM me because I am so ass at it. They just tag me on priv Twitter if they want to speak to me #Just be my mutual or something honestly. #That’s probably the best way for conversation to start there. maaaybe? #My homestuck interests are also very specific. Anotber warning. Woof #I’m an alpha kids guy. Mainly DirkJake obviously #but I’ll still talk about other shit. Haha #let your tumblr free though. The people can’t know you’re a Homestuck? #hashtag let it happen #(homestuck) #man I ended up rambling in tags too. We’re one in the same anon. #strangest and best ask I ever got. Pretty good

[lawfullyandlovely]

"Not everyone--" You're right. Deuce, Silver, Haruka, and Shidou are loyal asf, they would never

#I want to talk to 'friends' here again #but I'm so so fucking afraid #sorry if I ghost your ask #i feel sick for trying to even keep friends #cause all they do is just end up betraying you and startinfg a smear campaign when you just enforce your own fucking boundaries :D #I just can't get over the fact that friendship can mean so little to some ppl (said ppl being others you considered your BEST FRIENDS) #Don't dm or ask me about this #unless you're Mel (ig)

[computer-boy]

Stop shipping quality man Dazai Osamu with irrelevant flop side characters who absolutely do not deserve his greatness and beauty

@sad-emo-dip-dye @justsomewill @stlangels @noxious-amillion @sleepy-kitty-boy @b4ckr00ms-k4ndl3z @gempuff11 @kyoukamybeloved @hmmmmmhmhmh @friedoafauthoreclipse @jkookieflowers @astraltrain @kr0issant @daz4i @pricel0ss @babygirlchuuya @2383-lines-of-code

holy shit theyre still here ahfdhjsafsjhgjhsfsdfugsdf??

#asks #sorry to all the people im pinging but this is hilarious #therye still at it... its been at least half a year #chuugly tag #this is so funny to me. pleaseee please please just get a hobby #i can recommend some things! sewing. gardening. learn a language. crochet. yoga. whatever floats your boat #get interested in some niche science and bother everyone you know about linguistics or entymology or something. collect stamps. #learn an instrument even if the only thing you can play is nursery rhymes. make pins. you can get the plastic clipon templates for 4 bucks #butlike dear anon if you Actually Genuinely For Real consider putting this whole deal on the back burner my dms are open to be friends #im not kidding i want the best for you friend #um please stop harrassing people and insulting art because it has chuuya or soukoku in it though . have you considered you are being #a fucking asshole. or whatever. maybe. #ok talk over nice chatting to you!

[birdmenmanga]

every time I check the tags for the heart of tomas I'm like. ah. this place is filled with people who have no idea what this series is about

#just thinking thoughts... #seeing some 'thomas was a total manipulative bitch' takes in there and I'm like. #he didn't kill himself because he wanted juli to love him back. #he killed himself because he wanted juli to love himself. #and he realized that as juli was he couldn't accept any sort of love for himself because juli perceived himself as a sinner #and THAT'S why thomas killed himself. he was universally loved by everyone; #so he commited a huge sin BY killing himself and it's a query to juli. do you love me any less because of my sins? #and if you can still find it in yourself to love me despite the fact I killed myself. #can you find it in yourself to love yourself too despite your own sins? #sorry. thot is like. the biggest piece of misread media that I passionately love #sorry there was another take that was like oskar and erich will LITERALLY have the best dynamic and then not end up together?? for what?? #and well bestie I hate to break it to you. even though thot is oftentimes called a forerunner of bl. #it is actually not about boys getting together with other boys. it is about juli's religious journey #I get that if you're reading thot after reading a lot of modern bl it will seem weak and half-baked #because you're evaluating it from a 'the characters must eventually become a couple right?' standpoint #but it's not about that. free yourself from your shackles. come with me. #we can find it in ourselves to see worthy stories not just about loving other people but loving ourselves as well #I feel okay saying this bc like. ONE thot blog follows me #usually I'd complain in the dms to my friends though LOL

[tiredassmage]

I... finished my last final of the semester (it went well, btw, bc this post is about to take a sharp left turn that has nothing to do with finals) and then went back for a nap bc body was like 6am!!! 6am is a good time to be awake today! (Incorrect answer).

And all I vaguely recall from that time is like... dreaming??? Plotting???? Something I can only really describe as if you took Imperial Agents and put them in a movie that is essentially the lovechild of Top Gun: Maverick (Leave me be, I just watched it last week and apparently I Really Enjoyed It) and... I dunno, heist movie of your choice????

So, that’s how my week’s going, in case anyone was curious. Something something let’s get down to business and ruin the Sith Order!!!!!! Confetti guns. I think agents deserve a little heist against the Sith Order. As a treat.

#dot talk #fuck. uhm. do i tag this. #i was just going to make my friend live with this in dms so it could leak out of my braincase but it's amusing #and this is the unprompted shitpost thoughts website #so uh. bonus points awarded for tell me your agent's favored role in a heist i guess lol #the best of the best of the best SIR #i don't actually know what to do with this thought it feels amusing but also idk if i want to sew up the potential plot holes here #i wasn't thinking hard about the plot i was thinking wouldn't it be fun if a bunch of agents #team building exercise: hunt the academy instructors for sport in laser tag #if keeper's reading this from retirement no you're not sir keep scrolling

[omgitsren]

❤️‍🩹 best friend break ups are the worst

#losing your best friend #best friend breakup #feeling alone #depression #me #sorry #venting #why am i not enough #like every #personal #send asks #my pic #send anons #dm me if you want #stoner #420stoner #taken❤️ #pansexual

[verysaxyberry]

I think the thing that just continues to astound me about ttrpgs is the fact that people who meet up and are friends outside of the game just... refuse to try anything other than 5e? I've seen so many stories about DMs asking players to try a new system, and they just refuse.

Why? I mean if you come into the night like fully expecting to play 5e but instead they throw something new at you, I get that being frustrating. But I'm talking about DMs asking ahead of time for something new and being refused.

Hello???? These are your friends, you're like 99% going to have a good time even if all you guys can manage is rolling up characters. And 9 out of 10 times its another d20 system so the rules really are not that different.

We started out with 5e, played a full 1-20 campaign and did lots of oneshots. And you know what we all said when our DM, the guy who helped bring the world to life who does the most WORK, asked us to try a new system? We said, "Absolutely dude!"

And ya know what? We had fun! We made mistakes, we had to recheck rules, but we had fun! In fact, it was like playing for the first time again! That exact same sense of wonder and fun!

And guess what? We liked it more than 5e! Its our new standard go to system! We try out other systems occasionally too! And if we had hated it and the other ones? Well, 5e is still right there and we could go back at any time!

Anyway, all this to say, try something new. I mean ideally I want you to try something outside of DnD editions, but honestly just try anything outside of 5e. I promise, if you hate it 5e will still exist.

#sometimes i reqd those stories and inwonder if you guys are friends at all #i work i get it this is one of the few nights you have to relax #but if youre with friends youre goinf to have a good time #you guys meeting irl have an advantage! #face to face meetings are so fun! #we have to play online because weve all dispersed since college #but we still try new things! #idk this is just something thats always bothered me when i read stories of burnout #especially dm burnout #if the guy making the story and the game wants to try something new just try it #at worst you guys get to razz on a bad system #at best you discover something new that you love #val rambles #'i cant afford books' #hey i get ya dude #wizards is one of the worst when it comes to books needed and prices #and there was a website that had nearly every system uploaded for you ro download #but someone got angry hecause they font understand how piracy works again #and the site got taken down #qnyway if you cant afford it i get it

[blujayonthewing]

[holds onto this feeling with both fucking hands]

#'why am I drawing ruszca instead of my friends' PCs or my actual canon dnd ships or--' BECAUSE I FELT LIKE IT AND I'M ALLOWED #because I like her and I wanted to idk!! and it was fun and it felt good and now I wanna ALSO draw that other stuff!! #instead of the entire concept of drawing anything feeling too guilty and bad to engage with at all!! #also I do happen to know that the Disappointed Friends In My Head are not in fact ENTIRELY fictional strawmen : ) #my dad has told me it hurts his feelings that I don't draw kethri cause she's my character in the campaign we're in together #and like. okay it hurts MY feelings that 2/3s of the time we play that campaign you don't bother to engage at all #so the overall experience doesn't feel that rewarding to me despite my husband being the best DM I've played with :) #but yeah ngl there was definitely a little My Dad Voice in my head when I was drawing the mistletoe one like #'you never draw my PC/ your brothers' PCs though this should be one of them instead :(' #and I had to just. kick that voice to the curb. that's not HELPFUL it just makes art feel bad so I don't wanna do it at all #I counted once and there are... nearly 70 PCs and Major/ Beloved NPCs I Could Be Drawing at any given time between all my campaigns #there is ALWAYS someone whom I'm neglecting I LITERALLY cannot win in that regard #ANYWAY. man. would you believe I actually draw a lot more stuff when it feels fun and rewarding and I'm not paralyzed by guilt #about me #my art #posts from twitter

[vampyr-tea]

☁️Being forgotten creates better memories☁️

#☁️What I mean by this is…When you’re pushed aside by people who no longer give a damn about you and treat you like me shit-☁️ #☁️once you’ve gotten away from their toxicity. you become free☁️ #☁️you’re no longer trying to plz them you’re not under their grip there is no one to fucking care☁️ #☁️it will be scary and terrifying at the beginning but I promise you. it’s a blessing in disguise☁️ #☁️if you have toxic friends or whatever and they don’t dm you or talk to you or want to hang out. GOOD☁️ #☁️it’s their FUCKING LOSS. THEY DONT KNOW WHAT THEYRE MISSING. AND YOURE GONNA DO A LOT BETTER WITHOUT THEM☁️ #☁️toxic people don’t need to stay in your life so it’s best they forget you instead of terrorizing you all the time. get the fuck out.☁️ #personal growth #self healing #words of encouragement #Truama #healing #trauma healing #self care #treat yo self #ex Christian #ex religion #ex religious #religious trauma #childhood trauma #venting #encouraging words #i love you 💕 #you can do this #☁️When you find friends. your new family who care about you…Keep them close.☁️ #☁️those are the diamonds that make digging through this shit we call life worth it☁️ #☁️LIVE YOUR LIFE IN FREEDOM☁️

[spiraljester]

starting s3 rn i loveeeee martha but i miss rose so so much im going to need to rewatch these first episodes for sure once ive gotten over rose somewhat so i can truly appreciate martha. i love that shes so smart and i love that shes a med student (definitely helping with my regrets about not applying for medicine..... one hundred percent.......)  i really like her personality so far and her figuring things out and ten being like omg... so true! idk im loving martha.  not usually into shipping things in shows any more but uh i have to say i really really really liked timepetals and i dont want to see romance between martha and ten (normal, im normal im feeling normal).  i liked that dr stoker was called dr stoker that was funny that was silly (vampire reference). marthas intelligence is just so. so good idk girlboss i love her.

#idk how to write actual posts i just want to spit my thoughts on things out somewhere that isnt into the dms of my friends #love you martha just let me get over rose and then ill stop crying every two seconds and love you even more #the bit when ten kissed martha even tho it was for sick tactical purposes made me go insane /neg #why u kissing her like 3 seconds into knowing her but not rose youre sending such strange signals here doctor #besties theyre besties theyre best friends #i feel exposed writing this shit on a public platform teeheehee do not judge me for my thoughts any who view this #spiraldw

[mrs-kelly]

Hey hey what if we're mutuals and ive wanted to talk to you and be friends w you for a good while now 🥺

Hey hey! Then I’d say feel free to talk to me! :3 I’m always just chillin! Hopin’ to hear from a friend! and if we’re mutuals then that’s you! 💕

#you can dm me if you want! or just send me an ask! or reply to a post! or tag me in stuff! #I’m not always the best at keeping up conversations but!! I love to talk to my friends! and make new friends! #and hey if you’ve been liking my posts or I’ve been liking yours. odds are you are already a friend in my heart! #so you don’t have to feel too shy :3 tho I know the struggle ahfjfl #ren speaks

[pirates-and-posies]

fucking freak lol I cant believe you lied to us plz just kys bestie 😍

YOU ARE BY NO MEANS BETTER THAN ME SENDING ANON HATE LMFAO.

See I didn't want to respond to this but honestly I'm exhausted with this bullshit.

Just to let you know, I don't have to tell you my personal trauma to justify ANY of the content I consume, create, or surround myself with! It's none of your fucking business, and I never lied to you or them. I knew y'all for 2 whole fucking years, and the fact you motherfuckers jump on me over sharing the writing I create after I WARNED and you PESTERED ME FOR DESPITE THIS is absurd. A vent fic you knew was personal, and you actively wanted it so you could throw me out. Hilarious how much you care for me.

I'm done with fake people, and I'm done with others having the audacity to try and tell me I'm wrong for existing as safely as possible. You're not my fucking psychiatrist and you're by no means knowledgeable enough to tell me whether I'm right or wrong; just look at you, telling me to off myself when you care oh so much for victims.

You and your cult-like mindset are the reason you can't keep friends for long. You ostracized Hailee for telling the truth, and you ostracized me for also telling you and your little friends that mentally ill people deserve positive resources to vent.

We're considered your friends until we do or say something you disagree with. Funny how that works.

Hell, if 2022 is gonna be the year I OF ALL PEOPLE continue to lose friends over trivial shit, then I don't mind. Especially when it's a grown ass person trying to tell me to off myself.

Thanks for nothing, Kev. Glad to know I stayed up with you night after night making sure you didn't cry because your mom took away your fucking switch and you sat there like a bitch saying she abuses you. Even your own fucking sister told me about how shitty you treat everyone around you, and how you refuse to get help for whatever the fuck is going on. Honest to god less internet would fucking benefit you, you spineless cunt. You're 23. Get off your ass, grow the fuck up, and act like it.

Good riddance, and tell your posse that if they want to try and pull anything, they can do what they so desire. I'm done with internet drama, and I'm done with this disgusting fandom.

I'm tired of being nice and letting pussies walk all over me. You can't even come to my face and talk to me about your issues. The least you could do is stay quiet like you always have.

I don't owe a single person on this fucking planet a thing. Nothing about me is anybodies business, not my age, name, anything. I usually keep my Discord and Tumblr separate for a reason, because immature fucks like you will try to follow me around and cause problems. I shouldn't have to hide myself to find peace. So I'm no longer going to do that, and I'm no longer gonna tolerate people who clearly find my presence a problem.

Oh btw I would never take my life if somebody told me to. I live just to piss people like you off. I have too much pride in my own stubbornness for that, no matter how much I hate myself. Keep shitting bricks over it 💙

#personal #tw: rant #Idfk man I'm sorry to anybody who comes across this I can't put it in a readmore because it doesn't work after I edit it #I'm pissed off and tired #To Kev if you're reading this I hope you know I am going to continue breathing and doing what I do best #Never shutting the fuck up and never stopping my disgusting grueling god awful shenanigans #I am no longer being nice to people. #That's the final straw lmao I'm done being the bigger person #Everytime I do I end up being used and walked over and dropped #This isn't fucking highschool lmfao I'm not meeting anybody at the park anymore #Leave me the fuck alone or learn to keep your mouth shut #Uhh if anybody is feeling nosey and wants to talk abt what's going on idm #But preferably in dms I shouldn't keep clogging my blog with this shit anymore #Actually yeah hey Kev if you're still reading after this point why don't you come talk to me ik you're so self absorbed you keep refreshing #Your little friends can keep their eyes out too it's fine! Just don't send me anons #Send me a DM cmon #So fuckin done lol

[ravegore]

"Raw as fuck" ass shit yeah i bet you think it's so based to vague people you don't like huh. You're 24 stop embarrassing yourself and grow the fuck up this is so childish

#and listen #i would NOT care at all if this was instead say posted on a private or vent space #because thats for you to vent your feelings out on #im only vaguing here because nobody looks at this blog and its for me to put my unfiltered thoughts #and yes its your blog still you can put whatever you want on it #but. dude. #public vagues are just so fucking stupid #we ended things on a neutral note you wouldve had to know id see it #and not to play sherlock because i dont know what youre thinking #but i cant help but get the feeling you did this Because i did not respond to your dms #which btw i didnt respond for both our sakes so you dont cross your own boundary? #and now youre here ranting and raving in public that helping me is useless and no amount of words would help me #gee i wonder if this is something a well adjusted and emotionally mature adult would do! #i can say with absolute certainty my other friends are not like this. #they would not do this shit. #if there was a problem theyd talk to them and if there was a boundary theyd maintain it! #and i feel safe with them. unlike you. #this just reinforces to me that distance is for our best

[antleramnesia]

i just LOVE it when i go on the phighting wiki and see anything about the blackrock faction and feel extremely uncomfortable because one of my friends has singlehandedly ruined not only subspace but also hyperlaser and biograft for me because said friend is very fucking weird!!!! ^_^ /sarc

#vent post #i hate like almost all of my friends they are genuinely so odd #literally only my boyfriend realizes this and it SUCKS #this also fucking sucks because i genuinely want to get into hyperlaser as a character because hes neat yknow!!! #but then said weird friend fucking ruined him #sighhhhh #its not even really specifically that shes weird about blackrock its just shes weird in general /neg #and i feel like she carried a lot of that into phighting #not to mention shes not a very good person either (uuuhhhhh suicide baiting and emotional abuse shes never apologized for) #and just telling my boyfriend about all that has really put into perspective how ridiculous it is that ive gotten used to all of that #anyhow i jus needed to get all of that out because im actually so annoyed that i cant even LIKE these characters #im gonna try my best tho because theyre really really cool characters #also friends if youre seeing this then like whatever dude just dont come into my dms and bother me about it because I WILL ignore you #layn says stuff