Eddie to his Tiktok following: Hey guys, it’s currently eight AM on a Saturday and we just got back from the grocery store because Stevie here needs to make a pie for our neighbor and sworn enemy, Diane.
Steve: You don’t understand because you didn’t grow up in an upper middle class neighborhood, Eddie. This is warfare. She brought us cookies.
Eddie, sarcastically: Wow, thank god I grew up in a trailer park where I never got hate-crimed like this.
Steve: She’s saying that we suck
Eddie: Or, and consider this, she was just being nice? Maybe she was making cookies and wanted to share.
Steve: They’re oatmeal cookies, Eddie
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when crowley says “i’m back” in the trailer he really only left for like 5 minutes but if he doesn’t get aziraphale’s immediate attention he would actually explode
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nico di angelo finds a recently revived jason todd, helps him recover from not being dead anymore and brings him to camp half blood when it becomes obvious he’s a demigod. and so begins the game of Who Is That Child’s Godly Parent?
some think it’s athena because he’s clearly smart and well versed in strategy
some others think it’s ares after seeing him fight
hermes cabin is convinced he’s one of theirs because the guy is one hell of a thief
turns out it was dionysus all along. jason knew since day one of course. he just inherited the dramatics from his dad, amongst other things, and wanted to see what would happen
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Gojo: What was that you said Y/n? I couldn't hear you quite clearly *smugly grins while leaning forward to Y/n's height*
Y/n: ...I already regret saying anything about it. *sighs heavily with a indefinite, irritated eye roll*
Gojo: *fake coughs to clear his throat, slightly fixing his posture* "You look super hot with your blindfold on, Satoru~" *coyly mimics you with obvious enthusiasm and sheer joy*
Y/n: You forgot the part where I also stated that you should keep it on to avoid starring directly at those god forsaken bright ass marbles of yours...actually, keep it off. Maybe it'll help reduce my life expectancy a bit *you snarkily retort, watching his smug look quickly dissipate into dramatic hurt, a curl of a smirk grazing over your proud lips*
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// mpreg , pregnancy
There’s something intensely hilarious and fitting about imagining a Wei Wuxian who, as Wei Wuxian does, finds a way to get himself pregnant, only to act like a Harvest Moon/Stardew Valley farmer and go about business as usual. Pregnant Wei Wuxian out in the fields tending to his crops as if nothing was different.
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Do you ever hang out with someone that you could so entirely see a future with but you also know it probably won't work out so you sit quietly and revel in the time you spend together and the little touches and eye contact you share wishing for more but also knowing better?
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