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flowery-laser-blasts · 5 months
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My headcanon (mini fanfic) for Motor Ed convincing Dr Drakken to pierce their ears as teens: warning mentions of blood and alcohol.
For his 16th birthday, Eddie wanted earrings because all the cool rock stars, punkers, and metal artists had them. He asked his mother for one, but she heavily objected to it.
So after gathering all the supplies. Eddie and Drew locked themselves in Eddie's bedroom and then--
At his birthday party (family only), Eddie took Drew aside and convinced him to help him pierce his own ears. Eddie showed his cousin a sterling silver earring from the piercing shop downtown; he tried going by himself at first, but once he found out that pay was upfront and he couldn't just pierce-'n-dash like he would at diners with his meals, he stole one of the earrings when a new client came in and occupied the shop owner's attention.
Eddie said that he found his mother's sewing kit and told Drew that it would be easy piece-y lemon squeezy:
They just needed some ice cubes and towels.
"Oh and booze!" According to Eddie, "Doesn't matter if it's a liquor or a wine, all booze contains alcohol and alcohol disinfects!"
"I don't think that that's how it goes Eddie--"
"Shuddup, Drew I heard the piercer talk about alcohol!"
Drew thought hard, being the one who actually paid attention in class he pointed out: "What about Vodka? It's the closest we can get to pure alcohol. Unless you want sticky sweet earlobes from the wine..."
"Vodka, huh, mom's got a bottle in the cabinet!
See!? This is why I need you for this! You're like my own- uhhh, what's that dude from that book called again? Ya' know, the one with the monster that is made of body parts?"
"Are you talking about the scientist? Victor Frankenstein from Mary Shelley's 'Frankenstein'?" Drew smirked proudly, Eddie beamed remembering the name again,
"No, no, no, no-- you're like that assistant-dude Igor! 'Specially with that brow man, you're like my own freaky sidekick!"
Drew's newfound pride shattered to the ground and he grumbled as he went off to find the supplies.
A loud scream alerted the mothers of the boys.
They managed to break open the lock and saw a bloody mess.
Drew looked very pale and Eddie was sobbing and holding his bloodied ear while rocking on the ground.
The thing is, both idiots thought it was a good idea to take a few swigs of Ed's mother's most expensive wine as liquid courage before doing this. Then Drew started to get second thoughts:
"Is this really a good idea?"
"Yes, it is! Let's just do it!"
Both of them went back and forth for at least half an hour until they solved their discourse by doing rock paper scissors, in which they sipped more wine in between each take. Drew eventually lost so he would be pierced first. Drew just wouldn't sit still, so in the end -after wasting another twenty minutes- Eddie gave up, it was him after all who wanted the earring.
"Look Drew, just hurry up before our moms notice that we're not at the party!" he said as he rubbed the vodka onto his earlobe with a towel.
"Alright then, here goes nothing..." With a trembling hand, Drew took the leather needle -that unfortunately had a bit of a dull tip because it's been used often- and roughly pushed it through Eddie's earlobe
Eddie muffled his groans in a towel he bit on. Drew took out the needle and blood started coming out.
"Oh shit-- Oh fuck, oh SHIT!!"
"W-What's wrong cou-AAAAAUAA! AAAAAGH!!"
In a panic frenzy, Drew tried forcing the earring into the lobe to plug it up and prevent it from bleeding more. However, the metal rod of the earring was bigger than the needlehole itself, so forcing it through caused the wound to burn and bleed harder, the alcohol didn't help either.
And there they were, two drunken dimwits crying their eyes out as their mothers screamed at them while the neighbor called 911.
Eddie went with his mom to the hospital for a tetanus shot, just in case, and both he and Drew got grounded for up to 2 months.
Eddie tried wearing the earring for a while outside his mother's vision but putting it in and taking it out hurt more than it was worth it. So eventually he stopped wearing it and his lobe grew shut again.
To this day, Motor Ed still has a very faint scar on his lobe.
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yoshimickster · 1 year
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Drakken ADHD genius and Motor Ed autistic genius solidarity!
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bcbdrums · 2 years
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Read on:  FFn     AO3
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Drew turned with an exasperated sigh at the slam of the door, knowing without looking who had invaded his college dormitory.
"Eddie. What's wrong now?"
"I don't think I got that job I interviewed for today, 'Cous," the younger man declared with a sad shake of his head.
Drew sighed.  "What went wrong this time?"
"Well to start with I was over an hour late—"
"What!?  Why?"
"Well, you know Delilah..."
"Your ‘ride or die.’  Yes yes, what does she have to do with...  Oh no, did you try to fit in a romp before your—"
"Nah, man.  She got hit by a bus."
Drew stared at his cousin, his former thought fading as another rapidly took its place.
"She's gonna be fine, man!"
"Is this going where I think it's going?"
"Nah, nah, wait.  It gets worse.  So then at the interview they ask me where I see myself in ten years."
"Oh no, Eddie, you didn't—”
"And I said, I see myself in the mirror admiring this glorious mane.  Cuz in ten years this baby's gonna rock, seriously!  You feel me 'Cous?  I mean, where else would I see myself, seriously."
"Eddie, did you—"
"But then...  I think this is what really sunk it.  They asked me what my last job was and why I left..."
Drew pinched the bridge of his nose as he sighed and shook his head, wondering less how he could be related to this man but more how he’d made it into the doctoral program before he’d even finished his bachelor’s.
"And I told 'em, well, up until about two hours ago I was a bus driver."
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gothicthundra · 4 months
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OMG I finished this in three days!
HAPPY NEW YEARS!!!!
Mad thanks to @sharperthewriter for being my late night doodle chatter and giving me major help and push to get this done!
It's 2024 and the party got out of hand....
Lucre didn't get invited so he's attempting to hold the new years hostage... Unfortunately Kim's on call for GJ and Wade has to page her in to work... despite being less then 30 feet away. Ann's shocked by a possible global hostage, which honestly she really shouldn't be. The Stoppable's wonder if Kim ever just doesn't volunteer for things. Hana was originally excited to be considered adult enough to join the adult party with her soda... but she'd rather be hanging with the other kids.
Motor Ed was told if he was attending, he had to wear something nice... so he even bought something designer... which is still not the dress code requested. Mama Lipsky expected nothing less, but really, Edward. Nana's really wishing he'd chosen somewhere else to sit.
Jim and Tim contemplate the Wego's offer to make this issue a Team Go situation instead of a GJ... its tempting.
No one is actually sure if Mego and Monique are arguing or even what the topic is about. Zeta lost track somewhere around legal implications of fashion and medical malpractice mixed cases and honestly she's waiting that drink from Felix before she decides to rejoin the conversation.
Junior and Bonnie are pretty much there for a good time, not a long time. Though he is rather impressed that when wine got on his shirt that Shego produced such a stunning designer shirt for him and even insisted he keep it and never bring it back here again.
Meanwhile Shego is having more then a few issues this evening. From trying to pawn of Drakken's shirt, Motor Ed's existence, and her brothers actually showing up to the party. The last straw really was Hego deciding to wear a low V so casually. Hego only points out that at least his chest is mostly covered unlike some of the guests.
Drakken had already been done way before midnight what with Shego giving out his clothes, Motor Ed's choice to mock a simple request, and just how many people actually came to this party... the last thing he needs is Ron pointing out he should have invited Lucre to the party... and especially James condescending agreement of it. As if it is HIS fault Lucre's bored.
Rufus would also like someone to notice the giant drooling genetically enhanced Commodore Puddles who keeps trying to play ball with him. They are both too old for this!
NOTE: I know someone's gonna say it about Wade, Jim, and Tim... I just don't believe they would be jacked or overly muscley as we are not in Shego's future and no need to indulge in such activities and genetic enhancements.
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selfox · 2 months
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I adore those two dingusses to bits and it's a crime that we never got any shenannigans of them in their childhood! >:(
Drakken is referencing Flower's HC for alt scarring post which what got my butt into gear XD Poor baby got an OUCH :(((
I'm not much into making backgrounds (like at all) but I couldn't just let them float in nothingness
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kimpossible-polls · 6 months
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Now running
The Kim Possible Poll:
Villains Tournament
The brackets are as follows:
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In Order: Bracket 1
Side A
Drakken
Aviarius / Electronique
Zorpox
Motor Ed
Eric (Synthodrone 901)
Adrena Lynn
White Stripe
Hank Perkins (The Temp)
Side B:
DNAmy
Commodore Puddles / The Mathter
Big Daddy Brotherson
Jack Hench
Gemeni
The Jackel (Jackie Oaks)
Professor Dementor
Warmonga
Bracket 2
Side A:
Señor Senior Junior
Chester Yapsby / Malcolm (The Wraith)
Gil
Bonnie Rockwaller
Monkey Fist
Fukushima
Señor Senior Senior
Camille Leon and the Fashionistas
Side B:
The Alt-Future Team
Miss Go and Pop-Pop Lipsky / Team Impossible
The Knights of Rodeghan
The Diablos
Bebe
The Monkey Ninjas
Frugal Lucre
Duff Killigan
Best Villain will go up against Shego in the Ultimate Final
Good luck!
Tags under cut:
@tournament-announcer @barbie-movies-tournament @barbiemoviebracket @barbiebattle @girlygirltournament @princess-polls @battle-of-the-bobs @greengirlfight @the-ballerina-battle @fictionaldogcompetition @best-bff-brawl @mattbracket @yen-sids-tournament @sparkliest-bard-bracket @dumbass-duo-showdown @the-robot-bracket @spookygirlautumnbracket
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To The Joss-Mobile!
In The Lair’s garage..
Shego: What the hell did you do to your car?
Joss: Um, I’ll let my mechanic answer that.. Ed?
Ed: I reboarded the cylinder head, modified the intake valves on the injection system, added a blower and installed a 5 pound nitrous tank.
Jay: I put those stickers on!!!
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dailysassfromshego · 4 years
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It’s a comic in progress but on the way to the end...
*has titties, so ye ask if you want to see the full story so far*
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benjimatorarts · 4 years
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Got a new pen!! Oof and I have a lot of wips I had in my computer... so in the meantime I just put together some wips together into a long post of wips.
The very top is Drew visiting his family during his first year of college. During the visit though, he discovers a certain pack of cigarettes in his younger cousin’s pocket.
On the left, you see my very gay heart really shows. It’s some fanart for @gothicthundra fanfic Random Tales of Drakgo. Such cutie nerds...and no Drew never did see him after class... 
Third and on the right, is some concept portrait piece of Dr. Zeruda, Drew’s father (my headcannon). In the Reverse Au, Zeruda didn’t run away from society and live the rest of his days in the woods and live a humble peaceful life. In this Au, he’s an influence in the science field with his strategies and inventions curing and guiding the psychopaths and serial killers of the world. He has made them productive members to society. Fans and scientists (including Drew) admire him and his passion to help the world to be a better place... that’s his plan... right?
Henry Go, is my headcannon father of Shego. He’s a veteran air force pilot with a bad temper and alcohol problem that sometimes he can get physical with his family. But he really does care for his family, well except his bitchy wife... He just didn’t come from the best household, so he isn’t the best at expressing his genuine thoughts and feelings but only express through grumpy mumbles of insults and scolds and lone wolfs off to the fridge...
Wanted to draw baddy Kim Possible and her outfit... I really like the red and black.
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villainoftheday · 4 years
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Today’s villain is Motor Ed from Kim Possible
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bellamer · 2 years
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I got bored and started watching Kim Possible and made Drakken and Shego's twin daughters
Margo and Johanna "Jojo" Lipsky (sometimes they use the last name Drakken)
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( picrew )
Margo was born with her mother's pale complexion while Jojo was born with her father's blue skin but when she got older, Jojo started covering her skin with makeup to blend in when she's in public.
Jojo doesn't really share her parents love for evil and tries her best to be a normal girl with a normal life but she still helps her parents from time to time. She is a tested genius but doesn't care to use her genius for anything good or evil, she just wants to be normal. She developed her mother's wit and sarcastic, snarky remarks though. Jojo has an interest in robotics.
Margo, however, showed signs of evil tendencies from when she was a young girl and like her sister and was tested for being a genius, but tends to be a control freak and oblivious, like her father, so whenever someone tells her something isn't going to work, she doesn't listen until it's absolutely too late because she thinks she knows everything. Margo has an interest in chemistry but dabbles in robotics like her sister.
They get along with their parents pretty well. Shego, despite her tough, cranky personality, is actually a loving and caring mother to her daughters and will break anyone who dares to touch or disrespect them in any way and actual taught them how to fight when they got older and always offers to listen to her daughters, even if their stories drag on for too long, like their father's.
Drakken absolutely spoils his daughters, even when they don't ask for it and promises that they can rule whatever they please when he takes over the world. Drakken can often be oblivious and clueless when his daughters have a problem, Shego having to deal with the problems more often than not, but he still tries his best when his daughters come to him for guidance or advice but often goes the route of stealing them expensive things he thinks will make them happy instead of just talking to them but he's slowly getting better at helping them with their problems and talking to them, with Shego's help.
Drakken and Shego are often looking out for signs if the twins inherited Shego's powers since they didn't know if her powers from the rainbow comet could be biologically inherited or not and the answer still remains a mystery.
Their relationships with other family members, are iffy.
Their grandmother, Drakken's mother, dotes on them constantly, sending them gifts and food because she's happy that her Drewbie finally gave her grandchildren, but she tends to be too doting sometimes and is a little overprotective.
They are not fond of their second cousin, Drakken's cousin, Motor Ed, who prefers to be called "Uncle Ed" by the twins, because they think he's too loud and so are his cars, so they tend to hide behind their mom when he's around.
They're not very close to their uncle's, Shego's brothers, even though they, (especially Hego), want to be closer to their little nieces. Shego never even told them that she was pregnant and they didn't find out about the twins until they were about 3 years old, and Drakken decided to rob the best, biggest and most expensive toy store that happened to reside in Go City for his daughter's birthday, letting them pick out whatever they wanted in the store. Unfortunately, Team Go found out about this and burst in to stop Drakken but were stopped by Shego, who told them to back off and let her daughters enjoy their birthday, much to the brother's shock, before the Wego twins scooped them up, excited to have twin nieces while Hego and Mego were questioning Shego, asking her why she never told them about their nieces as Hego started scolding her about being a bad influence for her children and that she and Drakken were sending them down a dark path, which pissed Shego off so badly that she took her kids and Drakken and made their escape, stating how even though she's a villain, she'll still be a better parent than any of them could ever be and made her escape with her family. Her brothers still try to contact her and their nieces because even though they're on different sides, they want a relationship with their sister and their nieces.
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bcbdrums · 23 days
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[sorry not sorry]
The cool of the lair was welcome against Drakken's sweat-dampened skin as he and Shego walked through the cave in near-darkness. He could have turned the lights up, but his exhaustion demanded only that he fall into bed as swiftly as possible, if his sore limbs could even bring him that far; seeing his way there was a secondary concern.
"I get the shower," Shego said unnecessarily as they approached their room, a sharp edge to her tone borne of the frustration of their defeat coupled with just how tired they were. Having Possible blow up the hover-car with their own laser had been humiliating, but running from the teen and the cops for miles had been the sour cherry on top of the sticky, melted sundae of their failed plot.
Drakken gave a quiet grunt of acknowledgement as they approached the doors, and his muscles ached as he quickened his pace, the promise of soft oblivion motivating him. But then as he reached the automatic doors...they didn't open.
"Dr. D., what gives?" Shego asked, pushing her frizzed hair back before setting her hands on her hips.
Drakken was already reaching for the keypad to input the code to unlock the door, scowling at the delay. It should have opened at their presence, but he was too eager for bed to consider that he hadn't in fact locked the door when they left that day.
The door didn't respond to the code.
"Could you hurry up already?" Shego said.
"It's...broken," Drakken said, feeling his every nerve ending tingle with the desperation to lie down.
"How is it broken? Move," Shego said, shouldering Drakken aside to try the code herself.
When two tries from her yielded nothing, Drakken started looking the door up and down as if it were an enemy he was sizing up.
"Did you change the code?"
"No, why would I—"
"Wait. Dr. D.... Did you hear something?"
Drakken had paused, leaned against the door in his exhaustion as Shego started in, but now he turned and pressed his ear against the cold metal as Shego's brow furrowed.
His eyes widened. There was sound within their bedroom. He closed his eyes tightly and focused, trying to bring the rise and fall of different pitches into something recognizable.
And then, his eyes popped open as it did.
"Onh, seriously Ames... You're a better ride than my Harley."
"Call me...DNAmy... Eddie-Bear."
Drakken felt the heat of Shego's glow before he heard it crackle, and turned to see her face changing color as a combination of fury and disbelief overtook her features as rapidly as he knew disgust was claiming his.
"Is that...your cousin...and that geneticist...!?"
"In...our bed," Drakken finished in a whisper, his mouth having gone dry.
He couldn't begin to form another thought as combined shouts of ecstasy, one piercing in pitch and the other guttural and triumphant sounded from within their bedroom.
Shego's hands flared. Drakken whirled and pounded his fist against the door.
"Eddie!" he shouted. "What are you doing in my lair!?"
"Sheesh, 'Cous, at least give us some time in the afterglow, seriously."
"Eddie!"
Silence was the reply, except for muttered soft cooings that made Drakken's hair stand on end. He opened his mouth to tell Shego to break the door down, but then thought better of it. He wanted to see his cousin in bed with DNAmy even less than he'd wanted to hear them.
"Ugh, forget it Dr. D. Let's...just go to my room."
The call to rest was more tempting in the moment than dealing with his cousin, and so Drakken acquiesced, took her hand after the glow diminished to follow her down the hall. But before they were out of earshot, one final blow left Drakken in doubt of getting any peace that evening:
"Oh, and 'Cous? You might want to have Green burn these sheets later. This was only round three and I've still got plenty of gas to fuel my babe, seriously!"
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[all this because @legendary-guest said Eddie won't do it in Amy's frilly pink bed, and she won't do it in his race car bed (with actual race car), so they compromised on...Drakgo's bed. nicknames Ames and Eddie-Bear belong to Legendary, haha. this one's for you, friend!]
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gothicthundra · 2 years
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This story arc keeps talking about Drakken and Ed’s grandmother and she sounds bad ass have you ever drawn her?
OHmmmmm SOooo I may have been working on a complete family tree and several doodles of the darling Dr. Prudence Lipsky (Drake) which MORE will be dropped after this particular arch.
BUT... have some Pru and Andrew the grandparents of Drakken (father's side)
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selfox · 1 month
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Eh, am I still allowed on the internet???
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sharperthewriter · 3 years
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The 16th Annual Kim Possible Fannies Awards - Final Round Voting
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Finalists List - 16th Annual KP Fannies Awards - Round 3 Voting
Best KP-Style Name
Gothicthundra - Carmella Sweets - Random Tales of Drakgo
bcbdrums - Admiral Cuddles - There's Christmas--and Christmas
BeatlesTributeMan - Chief Salvo - KP Sitch of College
K1G0 - Quinn Phy-Knight - And You and I
Slyrr - Grimm Probable - All Things Possible
Val Orr - Val Orr - No Time Like the Present
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Best KP OC
Gothicthundra - Cleopatra - Random Tales of Drakgo
K1G0 - Captain Brooks - And You and I
split-n-splice - Priscilla Kimbley - The Company You Keep
Sharper the Writer - Mary Juana and Canna Abis - Stoppable Family Vacation
BeatlesTributeMan - Marty - KP Sitch of Summer CA Trip Sitch
WriterChic16 - The Duke - Possible for a Possible
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Best Minor Character
Gothicthundra - Motor Ed - Random Tales of Drakgo
bcbdrums - Mama Lipsky - There's Christmas--and Christmas
K1G0 - Ann Possible - And You and I
split-n-splice - Midas - The Company You Keep
Sharper the Writer - Bonnie Rockwaller - Possible-y Utah
WriterChic16 - Britina - Possible for a Possible
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Best Villain
Gothicthundra - Dr. Botox - Random Tales of Drakgo
K1G0 - Captain Brooks - And You and I
bcbdrums - Sangerson - Just Hold Me
split-n-splice - Priscilla Kimbley - The Company You Keep
MakeWolfStarGayAgain - Gemini - This Is Not A Death Fic
WriterChic16 - The Duke - Possible for a Possible
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Best AU-Fusion
bcbdrums - Stone House, Forest of Oak
JStormRaider - Tara is the Girl Next Door
sammiesue - If You Could Read My Mind, Love
Gothicthundra - Witches and Demons
PurpleGirl761 - True Blue
Shthar - Aja
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Best Crossover
PurpleGirl761 - Sky Blue, Ocean Blue - Steven Universe
writerChic16 - Crane Interference - Frasier
LJ58 - KP: Where No Man Has Gone - Tv xOvers
brycewade1013 - You and Me Against the World - Suite Life
JxstSaiyan - Family and Trust - Dragonball Z
MacMan - XPossible - X-Men
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Best Alt-Other Canon Pair
Gothicthundra - Frugal Lucre/Adrena Lynn - Random Tales of Drakgo
DavidFalkalyn - Kim/Josh - Arts In the Park
JStormRaider - Ron/Tara - Tara is the Girl Next Door
NeoTyson - Ron/Tara - More than Just a Blonde
CrowJones - Ron/Bonnie - Hidden Affections
kmtdiccion - Ron/Bonnie - Winter's Lie
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Best Kigo
K1G0 - And You and I
Lhyaran - Mission Possible
Beth of Liz - A Hero Would Never Fall For a Villain, Would They
EORaptor - In Brightest Day
Neo the Saiyan Angel - Finding Life in Dull Places
Supreme Distraction - Villainess' Intent
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Best Drakgo
bcbdrums - Pandemic
split-n-splice - The Company You Keep
sammiesue - If You Could Read My Mind, Love
Eclipsing-Dreams - Lab Results
Baronesscmd - Arrivals
DarkOnesRoses - Heightened Emotions
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Best Kim/Ron
SuperReneyyy - Snippets of Forever
SimplyShelbs16 - A World of Fragile Things
Gothicthundra - Come In
Sharper the Writer - Possible-y Utah
F86Sabre53 - This Is Our Year College
BeatlesTributeMan - KP Sitch of Summer: The Wedding
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Best Comedy
bcbdrums - The Cocoro of Rococo
split-n-splice - Practice Makes Perfect
Whitem - Even Naked Mole Rats Believe In Santa
Eclipsing-Dreams - A Precise Hand
MakeWolfStarGayAgain - All the Words
Sharper the Writer - Stoppable Family Vacation
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Best Romance
Super Reneyyy - Snippets of Forever
bcbdrums - Brighter Than the Moon
K1G0 - And You and I
Gothicthundra - Random Tales of Drakgo
sammiesue - If You Could Read My Mind, Love
split-n-splice - The Company You Keep
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Best Friendship
bcbdrums - They Sing Your Heart's Desire
Gothicthundra - Random Tales of Drakgo
sammiesue - The SheGhost In My Lair
split-n-splice - Sick Day
Shthar - What's In a Name
GoForDrakgo - Friends
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Best Action-Adventure
bcbdrums - Mad Angry, Mad Crazy
Gothicthundra - Random Tales of Drakgo
Hotrod2001 - KP Rides Again
split-n-splice - The Company You Keep
BearSent - Storm Chaser
General Quin - Lotus War: The Bloom of War
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Best Drama
Gothicthundra - Random Tales of Drakgo
split-n-Splice - The Company You Keep
NeoTyson - Ron Stoppable: Emotion Sickness Remix
Sentinel103 - The Hunter Book 2
Mahler Avatar - Beyond the Stars
SammieFlute - Glow in the Storm
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Most Unlikely-Unique Story
bcbdrums - Stone House, Forest of Oak
sammiesue - The SheGhost In My Lair
split-n-splice - The F Word
Gothicthundra - Witches and Demons
Campy - Cheerleader on the Edge of Forever
Eclipsing-Dreams - A Precise Hand
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Best One-Shot (K-T)
bcbdrums - Depths
Gothicthundra - Bloodlines
split-n-splice - Thunder
Whitem - Momentary Passings
Eclipsing Dreams - Lab Results
WriterChic16 - A Dream and A Nightmare
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Best Short Story (K-T)
SimplyShelbs16 - A World of Fragile Things
bcbdrums - Still Beautiful
Gothicthundra - Blind Spot
sammisue - Drakgo OneShots
split-n-splice – Fly-In
Eclipsing-Dreams - Relief
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Best Medium-Sized Story (K-T)
bcbdrums – Adrift
Gothicthundra - Bloodlines
sammisue - If You Could Read My Mind, Love
MakeWolfStarGayAgain - As Time Goes By
DarkOnesRoses – Heightened Emotions
Eclipsing-Dreams – Lab Results
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Best Novel-Sized Story (K-T)
bcbdrums - There's Christmas--and Christmas
Gothicthundra - Random Tales of Drakgo
split-n-splice - The Company You Keep
MrDrP - What's the Alma Mater
Mahler Avatar - Beyond the Stars
JStormRaider7 - Tara is the Girl Next Door
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Best Series
SimplyShelbs16 - Center Will Not Hold
bcbdrums - The Little Ones
sammisue - The SheGhost In My Lair
split-n-splice - The Company You Keep
BeatlesTributeMan - KP Sitch of Summer
F86Sabre53 - This Is Our Year
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Best M-Rated One-Shot
Gothicthundra - Save on Time
split-n-splice - Morning Glory
bcbdrums - Just Hold Me
NeoTyson - Club Banana Shopping
Eddy13 - Just When You Thought It Was Safe To Bathe
Kakerot Badrockson - Stoppable The Drama
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Best M-Rated Short Story
Denaith - In Your Arms
Gothicthundra - Save On Time
Sewrtyuiop - Shattered Illusions
split-n-splice - Love Burns
UniqueBooks - Ron Stoppable: Change
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Best M-Rated Medium-Sized Story
bcbdrums – Just Hold Me
Lhyaran - Mission Possible
Campy - Cri De Guerre
Chaotic Harlequin - One Last Chance
NeoTyson - The New Fearless Ferret
RedWolfBlack - End of the Road
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Best M-Rated Novel-Sized Story
SuperReneyyy - Snippets of Forever
K1G0 - And You and I
DismalOrc29177 - My Kind of Hero
Hotrod2001 - KP Rides Again
Sharper the Writer - Stoppable Family Vacation
Beth of Liz - A Hero Would Never Fall For a Villain, Would They?
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Best Young Writer
CrazyRedQueen
IconicGwen
SammieFlute
sammisue
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Best New Writer
GoForDrakgo
K1G0
IconicGwen
MakeWolfStarGayAgain
SammieFlute
Shthar
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Best Single Line
"Too many emotions swirled within her at the kind insistence of his voice, the gentle authority in his eyes, and the tender way he held her hands as if they were glass and might break. Her lips trembled and she didn't know what to do as everything inside her seemed to collapse under a tsunami wave of passions, both good and ill." (from Ch. 8 of "Pandemic," by bcbdrums)
"The moon, a friend of hers in nights of solitude, could not repair the cracks within her broken heart that continued to grow as she vividly imagined the rich relationships maintained by her brothers—relationships that she once held within her feeble hands, but let slip as her own selfishness tore her away from those she loved the most." (from Ch. 4 of "If You Could Read My Mind, Love," by sammisue)
Kim knew even before alarms began to flare and emergency lights flickered on scarlet from every socket that [the button] must have been a self-destruct mechanism. It was just that kind of day." (from "True Blue," by Purplegirl761)
"It appears that you have again taken up a course of study that I at least, had hoped that you had abandoned years ago." Yori said, her face a blank mask hiding any real emotions. It was only the tone of her voice that let Ron know her true feelings. Subtle to any that didn't know her well, loud as a thunder clap to those that did.
He remained silent as he waited for her to continue.
"The art of being stupid. One of the more advanced classes." (from "Past and Present V2," by Levi2000a)
"Well, let's get you to the cannon and blast you into space, cos your coffee is rank, Lady," Quinn said and the look in her eyes told Betty that the girl was only half-joking. (from "And You and I," by K1G0)
Traci dribbled confidently with her left hand, easily protecting the ball from Kim's feints at a steal. Nothing seemed to be about to happen when without warning Beth took three quick steps back to a spot well behind the three-point line. Before Crystal could react Traci dealt a perfect no-look bounce pass to the diminutive girl, who let fly a two-handed set shot right off a circa 1950 Minneapolis Lakers highlight reel that kissed the backboard and swished through the hoop. The crowd cheered.
"She'll sink that from Denver if the wind's with her," Traci told an astonished Kim. "You cheerleaders are goin' down like cheerleaders in a raunchy direct-to-video teen sex comedy." (from Ch. 2 of "Cri De Guerre," by Campy)
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Neb Award
Hotrod2001
bcbdrums
MrDrP
Tennente
Gothicthundra
F86Sabre53
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Kimmunity Achievement Award
Hotrod2001
bcbdrums
Gothicthundra
Slyrr
Librana
PurpleGirl761
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Best Reviewer
Celioxa
bcbdrums
split-n-splice
writerchic16
Gothicthundra
MakeWolfStarGayAgain
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Best Story of 2020
MrDrP - What's the Alma Mater
K1G0 - And You and I
bcbdrums - Pandemic
SuperReneyyy - Snippets of Forever
split-n-splice - The Company You Keep
sammisue - If You Could Read My Mind, Love
MakeWolfStarGayAgain - As Time Goes By
JStormRaider7 - Tara Is the Girl Next Door
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Best Writer of 2020
bcbdrums
K1G0
split-n-splice
sammisue
MakeWolfStarGayAgain
PurpleGirl761
F86Sabre53
WriterChic16
Good luck to all the nominees!
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midnightcaptions · 3 years
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Saw this 40-50 yr range woman today at the bottle&can return with a full on mullet. She had an accent I feel like I expected but don't know how to place. She had a lot of beer cans. From looks to attitude, she bore an uncanny resemblance to the Lipsky family despite being an actual person and not a cartoon.
She also had a chubby brawny little son of about 8-10 yrs old maybe, with a mowhawk/rattail hairdo playing on what appeared to be the kind of gameboy I haven't seen since I was 10.
She also had a little pack of chihuahuas.
And anyway this experience today has set my belief that 1) Motor Ed was the chunky kid 2) his mama was a biker type and he got his hair from her 3) he either loves tiny dogs or has a deep loathing for them.
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