#FUCKING TERRIFYING

[blondephenobarbitol]

Do You Want To Play is absolutely the scariest song in Black Friday. Because like

How many times do you think Lex has told Hannah, "if you're lost, find a (insert trusted adult)." Like maybe a teacher. Or a nurse. Or a soldier. Or a parent. Or even just a woman. Those are safe people, right?

Tom and Becky should be the ideal trusted adults. They should be the people Hannah can go to for help. But they attack her.

Imagine being Hannah in that situation. If she can't trust the people who are supposed to help her, who can she trust? Who's going to save her from the "good people"? Where is Lexie?

She's all alone.

#fucking terrifying #hatchetfield #starkid #black friday #black friday musical #hannah foster #lex foster #tom houston #becky barnes #hatchetverse #tgwdlm #npmd #rose rants #dylan saunders #kim whalen #jeff blim #analysis

[vialae]

Just found out the Slayer Form crawls down a ladder head first, so here’s a new mental image.

Yet again, assassination attempt #38384 on Gortash. A group of heroes sneaking into Wyrm’s Rock or perhaps even an estate or workshop. Either way, Gortash is expecting them. Luring them in, even.

The heroes walk into the main chamber, either angry or slightly unnerved that Gortash does not seem phased by their appearance at all. From behind them, the group hears the sound of rapid clicking. One of them turns around and freezes.

The Slayer Form, slowly crawling down the grand stone wall and straight toward them. It’s beady eyes are locked on.

Others turn, watching the monster approach.

Gortash remains safely to the edge of the room, happily watching the Slayer shriek and shred those who dared to oppose them.

#little freaks #alternate prompt is imagine the slayer form scaling some kind of building #fucking terrifying #bg3 #dark urge #durge #gortash #durgetash

[illegiblehandwriting1]

Wild: *backed into a corner and weaponless/armourless/no sheikah slate/etc.* gentlemen, gentlemen, let's be civil about this! let's make a deal! You surrender, and you don't die! how does that sound?

some villain (probably yiga): *laughs* and how do you intend to kill us?

Wild: oh, no, i can't kill you. but my buddy can! Say hi, buddy!

Sky: *drops from above, skyward strike ready and a murderous gleam in his eyes* hi

Villain: *immediately pisses themself and runs away*

#i NEED people to understand the potential of scary sky #this man is all smiles and sunshine until you get him angry adn i NEED THIS #OK #I NEED THIS LIKE I NEED AIR #I WANT HIM ABSOLUTELY FUCKING TERRIFYING #I WANT GODSLAYER!SKY TO BE THE SCARIEST PERSON YOU WILL EVER MEET #ONE LOOK AND YOUR LEGS TURN TO JELLY #I NEEEEEEEEEED IT #FUCKING TERRIFYING #ADD PROTECTIVE SKY TO THAT AND NOTHING WILL STOP HIM FROM ACTUAL MURDER IF ONE OF THE LINKS ARE HURT #chicken scratch #linked universe #lu sky #also yes this came from a tiktok sound i heard

[lionheartedmusings]

i don't know if my sweet boy richas needs therapy or an exorcism or both holy fucking shit

#qsmp #qsmp live blogging #FUCKING TERRIFYING

[ineffablelvrs]

"you better not be mannequin miss minutes when i get there"

me:

#fucking terrifying #loki spoilers #shitpost #miss minutes #loki #mcu #loki tv show #loki tv series #loki s2 #loki season 2 #loki s2 spoilers

[mwah-so-kissed]

#chris fehn #unmasked #slipknot #fucking terrifying #i love him :]

[starfleetwitch]

Berenice Griselda Wolfe tried to kill me and when that didn't work, she sabotaged my home set up by being a flirty MF with a TARDIS.

(Not a sentence I thought I'd EVER write completely sober or seriously but here we are)

This is a bit of a long story and now I've written it and got it out of my system I fully realise just how much I resemble a dog barking at a corner for no reason.

There is a TLDR at the end

Story time:

So I got this Tardis themed external USB hub for Christmas a few years ago.

It's kinda cool, lights up when you plug in a USB and what not. Fantastic. It also made that scrapping TARDIS sound when you plug in USBs. Also a fantastic feature, quite quirky. Much wow... For a week and then it really grated on my nerves. Found out after a month there was a switch on the side that let you turn the sound off. Wonderful. Fantastic. Problem solved. They all lived happily ever after, end of the story.

Except it wasn't.

Because the internet exists and with it, great knowledge that I shouldn't have been allowed access to.

I got bored and last year during some death scrolling, I found out I could change that hideously irritating TARDIS scraping sound...

...TO WHAT EVER I WANTED...

... And lesbian jesus help me, I wanted to be funny 🙈

So I decided to use sound bites from Holby City. Specifically from Bernie Wolfe.

We had "I say ding dong" for when a USB was pushed into a slot and "Easy tiger" for when a USB was pulled out of a slot.

Link here for reference: Where it all went wrong

Anyway. For a while it was quite funny... Except for you know... When my volume was turned up full blast and I was getting jump scared by Bernie Wolfe's voice every time I plugged in, lord knows what the rest of the house thought every time it went off.

I lived with it for a while... You know... Haha, scared me, GOT ME AGAIN BERNIE YOU OLD SCALLY WAG! But then things started going wrong. The jump scares started going into heart failure mode when in the middle of the night if I was doing a long download, she'd just randomly yell 'DING DONG!' or even worse, she'd start stuttering on full volume 'I SAY I SAY I SAY DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG DING DONG'. GENUINE heart failure territory. Like FOR GODS SAKES BERENICE STFU!!!

Me being me, I forgot how I'd changed the setting to be her voice... And also at this point, I should add, the switch on the side to stop her talking stopped working.

I must assume murdering me in cold blood via jump scares just wasn't working fast enough for her because for a while she stopped.

All seemed well in the land of Starfleet Witch but unbeknownst to me, Bernie was plotting something bigger. Something she knew would REALLY insta kill me.

I started working from home for a bit and randomly about a week in, she did it again... Except this time she yelled 'EASY TIGER' and that was it. Nothing seemed out of place, she never spoke again after that. Everything was fine for a couple of weeks.

Until last week (AKA THE WEEK THAT NEVER ENDED.)

I'd been in an anxious spiral. Shit was happening IRL and I was TERRIFIED of the future. She saw this weakness in me, witnessed first hand how on the edge I was and decided, like the spiteful cunt she is, that now was the time to hatch her brilliant plan.

Wednesday morning. I had a deadline. 9:30am arrived... But my computer wouldn't turn on. I rang for help, I had switched it on and off many times... Nothing. 10:30am rolled around. I unplugged everything, had the very guts of my computer spread out across my floor praying it would be an easy fix... Nothing. At the 11th hour, I plugged everything back in and tried to turn it on again, constantly pressing F8 to reboot it and miracle of miracles, it worked! I downloaded some software to test the hard drive health, did some diagnostics and everything seemed fine. Better than fine. The computer was HEALTHY AF! So I prayed it may have been just a one off glitch.

It wasn't.

In fact my computer repeated its issue of booting up every morning after that, an expense I couldn't afford to fix any time soon but I NEEDED the computer for work.

Friday morning rolled around, I unplugged everything, held the very heart of my computer in my hands trying to find a loose connection or SOMETHING. Nothing. Everything was fine. Dejected, this time when I tried to turn the computer on, I only plugged in the power cable, screen and keyboard.

It worked first try.

And that's when I FINALLY got suspicions.

Over the weekend I decided to do some experiments. I tried plugging in different things I hadn't plugged in when I last tried switching it on and low and behold it wouldn't turn on when Bernie TARDIS was plugged in.

And that dear friends is when I decided aging 40 years in the space of days over a joke isn't actually funny and that I'd CLEARLY wronged a god somewhere along the way, for what crueller punishment could they bestow upon me than to have my very muse almost kill me via an anxiety induced heart attack?

TLDR:

I haven't found out how yet but my TARDIS with Bernie's voice clearly got possessed by a disgruntled spirit insisting on making my life a living hell and now it's in quarantine until I can cleanse it's soul and work out how to take it's voice away again.

Moral of the story: Don't give things Bernie Wolfe's voice, no matter how funny you think it'll be. Bolting upright in your bed because you heard Jemma Redgrave say "ding dong" at 3am isn't actually as pleasant an experience as you might think and when it happens several times, it's terrifying.

#Anyway I've lost my mind and I'mma go bark at a wall now I've calmed down and am less angry at actual bernie #Normal scheduling shall now resume #Maybe bernie wouldnt have been so spiteful if I'd given something else Serena's voice #FUCKING TERRIFYING #bernie wolfe

[f1-birb]

did you hear his onboard? genuinely scary. he was breathing SO hard, like hyperventilating and moaning in pain before he finally said he's ok. i hope everything checks out ok.

all I could see was Spa 21 Q3 all over again, that's genuinely how it felt watching the replay

his adrenaline would've been high anyway, and a sudden slip and then contact with the wall, carving across it to have a very abrupt end in the barrier like that would've sent it spiking and there definitely would've been panic because he was a passenger. he had no control and just had to ride it out and wait for the impact which is a horrifying thought when we think it was bad, his perspective is so much worse

but that was a HUGE slam into the wall, and at speed, the force that would've rocked through his body would be massive and listening again it's probably a combo of being winded, shaken and stirred, and yeah I wouldn't be surprised if he ends up with nasty bruises, so I hope they rushed him to medical

I'm glad Adam's there as well, he can hug his boy for all of us

#vegas gp 2023 #lando norris #fucking terrifying #and all because some morons can't plan a gp #birb speaks

[dance-with-me-please]

Just discovered wth “wincest” is-

I am shocked, upset, and very very scared. They know they are brothers, right???? RIGHT????

EDIT:

There was this comic, and it had said “…chicks dig guys who bone their brother…” GUYS THEY FUCKING KNOW THEYRE BROTHERS…GUYS????????

#supernatural #dean winchester #sam winchester #sam and dean #what the fuck #fucking terrifying #spn #they took bros before hoes a little to serious

[jevajoy]

Imagine turning on your computer and see this

For context it was kel singing Funky Town

#omori #fucking terrifying #omori kel #omori memes

[kingthunder]

Watching the Astarion graveyard scene just to feel something, which is ironic because Astarion is really Facing The Fucking Void in that scene.

#what do you do when the man who enslaved you for two hundred years is finally dead #and not only are you supposed to figure out how to function in society again #you don't even have revenge to fuel you anymore #it's just the vast open plain of the future stretching out before you and YOU HAVE TO FILL IT YOURSELF #fucking terrifying #no wonder he wants to fuck he needs to distract himself from spiraling into the bad place #bg3 #astarion #why is it easier to say things in the tags than in the post body lmao #astarion meta

[atrenchcoatfilledwithbeees]

Yesterday I put up a death note poster above my bed and I’m only now realising why this was a bad idea

It fell on me in the night, and I woke up suddenly to see Light Yagami’s face up close

#fucking terrifying #doing his lil evil smirk too #mello’s staring at me too and he looks like he has no teeth 😭 #death note #light yagami #kira #yagami light #dn light

[tacobellabeanburrito]

So I've been messing around with dalle mini and...

these are so fucking terrifying.

#ace attorney #phoenix wright #miles edgeworth #literally so #fucking terrifying #ai art #ai #is dalle mini bad for artists? #i know a lot of ai art is because it's stealing from other artists which i hate #but this shit is too funny

[spiderbitesandvampirevenom]

succesfully survived some asshole trying to run us off the interstate 👍🏽

#spinning my web #fucking terrifying

[ickypuppi3]

i really will never be over baby billy trying to protect his mom from neil

#billy hargrove #billy’s mom #neil hargrove #imagine how scary neil was to him #imagine how it felt for a small child to be doing all that #to protect his mom #fucking terrifying #like from experience #it really is terrifying #he was literally so brave #and would do anything he could do protect the people he loved #which is why he was like that to max #in this essay i will-

[giveemhell1]

That Kimchay scene came straight out of an ao3 fanfiction, didin't it.... like damn! Chay with blue hair, drinking, partying, almost doing drugs. Kim angry, unhinged, fists swinging, coming in to "save him in all his mafia brat glory. I mean...

#didn't think they were gonna go there #suprised...but definitely not disappointed #i loved it! #Also can we talk about how he growled *don't #that crazy look in his eyes...I mean the other guy sat right back down. #And in the next episode he is going to hit someone with a bottle over their head...can't wait. #That's the kind of Kim I like to see #fucking terrifying #kinnporsche #kim theerapanyakul #porchay kittisawasd #kimchay