#He devises

[egophiliac]

LET THE BOY HAVE AN EDUCATION

officially at the point where we're starting to see where it's all headed and I am just going NYEEHEEHEE in delight at it all. ahhh...next week can't come soon enough...

#art #twisted wonderland #twisted wonderland spoilers #stage in playful land #stage in playfulland #leona: (devises an actually somewhat clever plan to take out the staff-puppets without breaking any rules) #leona: (taken out two seconds later because he sat down in the wrong place) #at this point i'm half expecting the ssr boys to actually bust in with a big sandwich platter or something #a cake with 'please don't kidnap people :)' written on it in shaky icing #kalim isn't good at plans but he DOES throw a good shindig and by god he's going to play to his strengths #also IT WASN'T SHINY TICKETS IT WAS GIDEL?! #MY BOY #MY BEAUTIFUL MAGICAL FELINE BOY #i mean i'm assuming at this point but that seems to be the implication #genuinely kind of shocked that they actually WERE being magicked into being extra gullible #it was ✨foreshadowing✨ all along... #the blot though! what about the blot! #is that going to be an issue or are we going to have enough to deal with already! #i have rocketed from 'i find these villains entertaining' to 'i am suddenly incredibly invested in them as characters' #LOOK there is one thing better than characters with sort of unhealthy codependent relationships #and that is characters with sort of unhealthy codependent relationships but TWIST IT'S NOT THE WAY YOU THINK #nyeeheeheeeeeee

[varilien]

For the triggun holloween requests, vash and wood couple costumes

ive gotten the suggestion for vashwood morticia and gomez a few times which is great cuz ive been thinking forever about it purely for the "speaks french x speaks spanish" of it all fhdjdjd

#trigun #trigun anime #trigun fanart #vash #vash the stampede #wolfwood #nicholas d. wolfwood #vashwood #asks #muerder-snail #halloween #french is fucking cringe but ive never not been thinking about vash saying ONE SINGLE WORD OF IT #all he says is ''maman'' and my head is FILLED with thoughts of his education #meanwhile my woof speaking spanish headcanon is overly specific #i don't think he's conversant at all i think he mostly recalls phrases and terms of endearment from his childhood #he keeps that pretty close to his chest tho. it's SPECIAL when he sings in spanish #o se refiere a él como mi corazón o mi querida o lo que sea #<- not conversant either dhdhdjsj #also guarantee for these costumes vash took a page from drag and padded his hips that man has NO CURVES #FLATTEST ASS GOD COULD DEVISE that shit is SANDED

[57plusthree]

A small selection of the Gokus I've drawn

Rest in peace Akira Toriyama.

#devisive as a person but an absolute titan for his creative works #what he had wasn't just some gift it was a ridiculous amount of skill #and either way i can't deny the joy those works brought me

[theminecraftbee]

the ongoing saga of “apparently christopher paolini likes hermitcraft” continues by apparently inviting him to a Thursday meeting I love hermitcraft

#hermitcraft #‘oh yeah come to this notoriously chaotic thing famous author’ #‘you’ll have fun’ #(TO BE FAIR I think he did) #(he said he likes joes poems of his own devising :)

[front-facing-pokemon]

#this is certainly the most goat looking angle i've ever seen for cobalion #i kinda wish the rest of the swords of justice were relevant in gti. y'know? we only saw virizion and keldeo but we never got to #hear virizion's stories about what the other swords of justice were up to. or even like. about the fact that she is a legendary pokémon #she never talked about it. no one acknowledged it. everyone was just down bad for her with no idea she's a legendary #literally a sword of justice. no “where's cobalion & terrakion” just oh FUCK you're hot #and then she gets a crush on emolga of all pokémon. which‚ fail. he is in love with dunsparce. do not take this from him #i'm so disconnected from the actual canon of pmd at this point i've become so engrossed in my own devised version #with all my own versions of all the characters with real names that just are not anything like their canon counterparts at this point #i've changed pmd so much in my own head that it's like. do i even like pmd anymore #yes. yes i do. my pmd is simply a different version of the same thing that we all love. impossible to like pmd without creating fan content #i firmly believe this. hey why don't i stop talking about unrelated things in cobalion's tags #cobalion

[nadsdraws]

God does not play dice with the universe... but Metatron does

#good omens #good omens s2 #good omens season 2 #metatron #my musings #metatron the mastermind #good omens s2 spoilers #God does not play dice with the universe; He plays an ineffable game of His own devising #which might be compared #from the perspective of any of the other players [i.e. everybody] #to being involved in an obscure and complex variant of poker #in a pitch-dark room #with blank cards #for infinite stakes #with a Dealer who won't tell you the rules #and who smiles all the time. #good omens analysis

[arthur-lesters-right-arm]

I love that 5 episodes into his sidechick horror podcast Harlan Gutherie decided that he needed to add a invasively morbid graphic 4 minute torture sequence with insane soundscaping. I can respect this man's decisions

#he actually created Deviser because he knew that he couldn't drill/pluck out Arthur's teeth and cut off more of his fingers #but still had the thirst for violence #so he created a new blorbo strictly for torture #this is true don't look it up just trust me #malevolent #deviser podcast #malevolent podcast #harlan gutherie #Deviser

[spacediddly]

The thing about Hilson is that it wouldn’t work if Wilson wasn’t as batshit as House.

If Wilson was just an average guy, House would get bored and move on. Instead though, Wilson plays along with a lot of House’s schemes, and even gets into some nonsense of his own - the guitar kidnapping; literal gay chicken; hell, the first time they meet is because Wilson breaks that antique mirror with that bottle, and that made House think he was the only interesting guy there. If Wilson was just some dude - a plain James - House would think; “Who is this guy?.. I’m going to fuck him and move on.”

But because it’s Wilson, and Wilson is on the same level of batshit nonsense as House (he’s just better at hiding it than House, who really couldn’t give a fuck), that House bails this guy out of jail and is like “Who is this guy?.. I’m going to have a strange and unhealthy codependent relationship with him, and we’re going to be the only ones to stick by each other through thick and thin, and run away to live out our final days on this earth together… Also I’m going to fuck him.”

#just some early morning thoughts about the old gay doctors #literally it’s because wilson plays along in this long drawn out game house has devised that house falls in love with him and sticks around #look at the look house gives when his cane snaps and he realizes wilson has pranked him #house loves the game and he loves the chase #and he loves wilson for playing #they’re in love your honor #house md #dr house #gregory house #greg house #dr wilson #james wilson #hilson #house x wilson #hate crimes md #shut up emily

[bunabi]

the only issue I have with Anders aside from the obvious is that putting an explosive in the chantry instead of the gallows was goofy

the toxic fumes from diy dyeing his coat vantablack soft-locked his neurons I fear

#correct me if if wrong but the gallows was originally a fortress no ? so taking it would be advantageous #take out the barracks > jailbreak the mages > fight and capture the remaining templars #and while theyre scrambling to put reinforcements on a ferry from the city literally just get everyone out on a boat #the gag is that if he actually spent those 6 years being as militant and unstable as fans believe he would have had a better plan #'umm explode the chantry' is not a plan you devise while scheming violent liberation for six years idk thats just how I feel #did not mean to type this much im just thinking out loud hi hello

[moonshynecybin]

do you think vale's ever going to be self aware enough to realize he was in the wrong in 2015?

i LOVE when people ask me to solve the rosquez breakup... put me in coach i could fix them. ignore all of the times i have used my mind palace to make them worse. ummmm i think (grain of salt) it would depend on a myriad of discrete circumstances. as @frogsonabike recently posted i think if marc passes vale's title total no way in hell until they are very old men. and even then only if theyre all at some gala and its like. a bit they are doing for a crowd. and dani and jorge bullied them into it. MAYBE. old man rosquez... racing their walkers....

outside of thatttttt i could see a slow reconciliation like. post retirement for both of them (actually i think @whatwepostintheshadows pioneered this school of thought. a scholar in the field.) the ISSUE would be getting them into the same place. ALTHOUGH as we have seen in portimao recently that literally may not be as much of a problem as we think, as they are addicted to fucking around on motorcycles. like in my brain i am literally always running the simulation of how we can get them over this hill bc they are so clearly obsessed with each other and carrying the other around like a weight around their neck or a wound that refuses to heal!!! they need it for their HEALTH yknow... so i could see them just. consistently bumping into each other on race weekends post-retirement. maybe luca and alex are teammates or smth like that and so they have to share some space when they visit the paddock. and at first its tense and they try and ignore each other but then marc hears vale make a joke from across the room... honks that big laugh of his... and vale floats over to him as the day goes on, wanting the attention despite himself (they still have the chemistry!!!! fuck!!!). presses his shoulder against marc's when alex does a risky overtake and his posture locks up... hand on the small of his back. spending the day talking about racing until they realize its okay to talk about other things....

#saying i could fix them and then simply quoting my lovely mutuals <3 #anytime i write any fanfiction assume i am attempting to devise circumstances where he will realize he was wrong lol #your question was about self awareness. um. if he realizes he likes marc enough. yes. the problem is getting him to realize that. #callie speaks #motogp #asks #rosquez

[crowleys-bentley-and-plants]

'Crowley was an archangel' 'Crowley was Lucifer' y'all are wrong. Crowley is God. Case closed.

#he plays an ineffable game of his own devising #it backfires horribly #for obvious reasons this is a joke #good omens #good omens 2 #good omens season 2 #go2 #aziraphale #crowley #ineffable husbands

[imgoingtocrash]

the real question is: will dave filoni and his team double down on jacen syndulla aka baby broccoli’s design in live action or will he change it just enough that we stop dunking on him about it

#he hasn’t been confirmed at all obviously but a girl can dream #i want to see my ship’s child…a small piece of kanan jarrus please… #it’s the green hair. it was a devisive choice. mostly because it doesn’t make any sense. #but also some kid actor getting to dye his hair would probably get a kick out of it #star wars #star wars: rebels #ahsoka #star wars rebels #swr

[a-name-bruh-idk]

so you’re telling me that grogu (dins son) won against ragnar (pazs’ son)

i just know paz was fuming under that helmet

#he’s devising a curse against djarins as we speak #the mandalorian #din djarin #the mandalorian s3 #chapter 20 #the mandalorian chapter 20 #paz vizsla #ragnar vizsla #ragnar #grogu djarin #grogu

[mortiferumsomnum]

She is a Ghost; He Stalked Batman. What More Can I Say?

Masterlist

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Tim Drake lived in the city with his parents before they moved into the manor, and it's how he was able to take pictures of Batman and Robin.

In Dani's travels across the world, the moment she stumbles into Gotham, she becomes friends with Tim Drake, who was sad that it was his last night in the city. His parents have become richer with their new business endeavors, and now they're moving to Bristol, becoming neighbors with Playboy Billionaire Philanthropist Bruce Wayne.

Dani decided to make this kid's last night of picture taking a night to remember, carrying him to so many angles he could take pictures of the Dynamic Duo. Tim also capturing with his camera Dani beating up some bad guys herself.

“Not bad, Ghost Girl,” said Tim, showing Dani some pictures he took of her.

Dani playfully smacked his arm. “Thanks, Stalker Boy.”

Once the night is over, Tim expresses that it's the best night ever, and they say their goodbyes, with Tim saying that Dani is a pretty good hero, too.

It’s years later when they meet again, when Phantom became an active member of the Justice League, and months later decides to introduce his clone to Superman in hopes of getting him to accept Superboy.

Tim didn’t recognize Dani, since she was in her Dani Phantom form. And Dani didn’t recognize Tim, since he was dressed as Robin. 

But, she did recognize Robin being Batman’s partner. And, although she knows that this isn’t the same Robin from when she visited Gotham all those years ago, she’s just gotta ask, “You ever notice some kid following you around and taking pictures of you and the Bat fighting crime at night?”

Dani imagines Robin blinking his eyes behind his domino mask. But then, he gasped, and pointed a finger towards her. And Dani, on instinct pointed back.

“GHOST GIRL!?”

Dani gasped. There’s only one kid who called her that. And it was, “STALKER BOY?!”

So many questions were bombarded towards the two, Batman being exasperated and tired, and Danny being amused and happy that Dani has a friend from her travels.

#Dani travelling should make so many interesting friendships #I just think we should take advantage of that ASLKGDHLSKHDGASG *wheeze* #dc x dp #dp x dc #dani phantom #dani fenton #tim drake #I don't think Dani would stick around much to become an active member of the Titans #But the moments when they reach out for her help #There would be so much chaos #So much explosions #There would be so much property damage Amanda Waller starts threatening the Justice League #And there's nothing the Jsutice League could do when under the scrutiny of this woman because even Batman is afraid of her #Tim isn't so afraid of Waller and becomes protective for Dani the moment he finds out that the GIW is directly under Amanda Waller's command #He devises a step-by-step plan on how to bring the GIW into ruin while also threatening Waller's position in the government #everyone becomes thankful that Tim doesn't have any plans in supervillainy because he'd make a really competent one #Huh... I just realized that we don't use Amanda Waller much either #We should use her too! She's the one in charge of the suicide squad #AND she's the one overlooking over the research on people with powers

[fireyhotsupertalia]

Ok headcanon Alastor sometimes walks around the hotel wearing headphones, like the noise cancelling type, Yes they had headphone in the 20s/30s, even though his ears are like this

And no one’s stops too question it, thinking he’s just listening to music on something, but no he’s eavesdropping and seeing how long it takes for anyone, sides Husk, to realize.

Does have the bonus effect of people leaving him alone as well

#they also don’t question what devise he’s be listing as he doesn’t have a hellphone or anything #alastor #hazbin alastor #hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel alastor #alastor hazbin hotel

[bringthekaos]

Imagine spending almost a decade going through the most excruciating pain, trying to rebuild your broken body, surgery after surgery, changing skin for metal, blood with chemicals, bones with iron, carving magic runes into your brain, plummeting yourself into a desperate deal with the most ruthless chembaroness to ever walk on Zaun just to keep (barely) living, working your way until every emotion you could possible ever have is replaced by a cold indifference, until nothing but a steel mask remains

And then Jayce does The Puppy Eyes™ and it all goes to hell in 5 seconds lol

Ugh the cruel irony, that the one person who hurt him the most, the person that inspired him to suppress his emotions… and it’s the one person that can still Get To Him.

I imagine the first time he had to face Jayce again, he went into it all confident and cocky, like… I have suppressed my emotional response, and I will face him with indifference. He cannot hurt me anymore.

And then just…

Jayce:

Viktor:

#poor Viktor #he keeps devising ways to minimize Jayce’s effect on him #and Jayce literally does not even have to try to break through #it’s the power of the puppy eyes Viktor #it’s hopeless to resist #arcane #jayvik #jayce talis #arcane viktor #machine herald viktor #viktor the machine herald #Jayce’s Puppy Eyes™