#He went to IKEA!!!

[toiletphotoshoot]

Small man, Big chair

#He went to IKEA!!! #pokemon xy #pokemon #pkmn #pkmn xy #pokemon sycamore #augustine sycamore #sycamore #professor sycamore #IKEA trip #IKEA #adventures of pokemon researcher and professor augustine sycamore

[floccinaucinihilipilificationa]

#selfie bee #good evening friends!! how are you doing! C: #I'm very very sleepy I got a new ikea office chair and I build it all myself #I think it went okay! I don't think I pulled the back screw tight enough and now the back is a bit loose #I can probably fix it but I can also ignore it for the next 18 years #thats how long the old chair held up!! in germany it could now drink vodka and drive a car!! #not at the same time that is illegal! not at the same time!! (❁´▽`❁)*✲ﾟ* #but the day is not over yet my uncle asked me for a big art quest and I do not want to disappoint #he wants a muppet tattoo and asked me to draw it #my uncle has started to get tattoos a few months ago #as far as I know he has now gotten 3 note clefs 3 stars a flower and multiple birds #he also started getting piercings but so far I managed not to know exactly where #I think tattoos are super cool (´｡･v･｡｀) I wish I had a good idea for a tattoo but the last time I was very sure about getting a tattoo #it was heath ledgers face as the joker #at that point I was 12 and would not see the actual movie for two more years #a muppet tattoo is a way better idea!! he asked for the count van count! that is also one of my top 3 muppets ₍՞◌′ᵕ‵ू◌₎♡ #I always thought I knew a lot about muppet lore but since I started looking up muppet pictures I think there are still a lot of secrets #can the muppets from the Sesame Street actually leave the Sesame Street? #I think Kermit is both on the Muppet Show and on Sesame Street but he is also like the boss muppet #he might have special abilities #I hope you're having a good day friends!! C: #I think I'll post a Sherlock comic later this week #miss you!! ♥♥♥

[bigbrainbiology]

Justice for my girls 😭 💔

Ref :'( ->

#fanart #owari no seraph #seraph of the end #horn skuld #chess belle #digital art #my art #saw the leaks thos morn #went through the 5 stages of grief #went to ikea for a new chair #(and some ikea meatballs ofc) #came back home and read the translated chp #pulled myself together and drew this tribute #bone apple teeth #now to have nightmares abt ferid becoming a snake and unhinging his jaw #thats what he's been doing off screen to all those characters we wonder abt #Lacus and Rene? eaten #Seishiro? devoured #Narumi? well you see ferid was feeling a little peckish after chp 77

[monstrsball]

suga would love ikea i think. ideal date location.

#not even to buy anything he just wants to walk around #<- projecting #i don't have an IKEA near me so i have to live vicariously through fictional characters #the first and last time i went to an ikea was when i went to [REDACTED] in 2018 after i graduated

[empressofmankind]

C'mon, the clown's a bum. No way he has eight identical, high quality, brand new, sparkly clean throwing knives.

Who rolled a critical 1 on their perception check for the validity of that design choice?

#I guess he just went to IKEA that one time #buggy thoughts #buggy the clown #captain buggy #opla #one piece #MAKE IT MAKE SENSE

[nymphinia]

This is going to make me sound like the biggest baby but finally having a djungelskog is life changing. The plushie ever. Perfectly snuggable in the most comforting sense, I could cry Im so serious

#shut up arielle #djungelskog #plushies #im actually going to sob #went to ikea for the first time ever and specifically looked for him #he makes me weep hes just so perfect #but also #it me

[innytoes]

3 Sentence prompts: Willexie + Thrift Shopping!

Just because they were kind of famous now, didn't mean Reggie wanted to give up on his favourite hobby. Listen, he'd gotten his most iconic outfit from the thrift store. Okay, it had been pretty much his only outfit for a while. But it had clearly worked, because Sunset Curve was topping the charts now and everyone thought he was really cool.

Another bonus to having one iconic outfit was he could just ditch the leather jacket and flannel for the day and be basically incognito. Not that a lot of old people at estate sales knew who he was, but he'd been recognised at a bunch of garage sales and it just felt wrong to try and haggle with someone who really just wanted his autograph.

"Tell me again why you dragged me out of bed at five in the morning to drive down to Pasadena to look at... old junk?" Alex whined, sipping on the giant coffee Reggie had gotten him along the way. He was dressed in one of Reggie's flannels, which honestly was kind of a little treat in and of itself. Reggie himself had stolen one of Bobby's shirts and Alex' denim jacket.

"Because it's fun?" Reggie asked. Alex did not look convinced. "Because we can get cool stuff for the house?" he tried again.

"We can get cool stuff for the house at literally every store we want now," Alex pointed out. Which was true, they had Money now. Of course their co-dependent asses still went and bought a house together like they always said they would. It was just... slightly closer to a mansion than the shitty apartments they'd been thinking of when they were seventeen and broke. "Luke and Bobby spent a couple of grand on a new sound system."

"It's not about the money," Reggie pouted. "It's about the thrill of the chase. It's about treasure hunting! It's about finding unique pieces nobody else has!"

Alex stared at him, unamused, obnoxiously slurping his coffee.

"Fine, you're here because you love me and because I need your big sexy muscles to help lift stuff into the truck if we find anything." He was hoping to find a cool coffee table, or a desk, and they could still use a nice dresser.

"Fine," Alex said, pressing a kiss to his cheek. "But if I find something cute, you're doing the haggling for me."

"Deal."

The morning went pretty well. They found some cool lamps, and a couple of nice hardcover science fiction books Reggie thought would look very mature and adult on their shelf. Reggie managed to haggle down on a really mature looking desk that would look great in their 'We're Real Adults Now' house, and Alex did use his sexy muscles to help get it onto the truck.

After a quick early lunch in town, they went to the next estate sale. They agreed to split up, since it was later in the day and they needed to be fast before all the good stuff was snapped up.

Except when Reggie rounded the corner, he saw Alex wasn't looking for a nice dresser or pretty trinkets. Alex was talking to a very hot, very cool guy in a crop top.

Reggie narrowed his eyes, going over. Alex beamed. "Hey babe!"

"Why are you flirting with the enemy?" Reggie hissed.

Alex groaned. "Not this again."

"Hey, Reggie," Willie beamed. "Great job on nabbing that desk at the Gilmore estate, I had my eye on that too. But you got here a little late. Do you want to see the heirloom patchwork blanket I scored? And I found this really cool dresser I'm going to paint..."

Reggie squinted at their rival, annoyed. He wanted a cool dresser. And the patchwork blanket folded over his arm looked really nice.

"I'm sure it will look really cool," he said, trying to keep the sulk out of his voice. He gave Alex another glare.

Alex just stared at him. "Maybe I was distracting Willie so you could be the first to notice those vintage comic books in the corner," he said, and Reggie gasped, running off and rifling through the box before Willie could get there.

"Aw man, low blow, Hotdog!" Willie complained.

"Yeah, I'm evil like that," Alex deadpanned, rolling his eyes at the two of them.

In the end, Reggie came away with some Spiderman and Hawkeye comics that were still missing from his collection, and a cute little side table they could paint a pretty pink for Alex. As they were finishing up and loading everything in the truck at the end of the day, Willie moseyed back over.

"Howdy," he said, tipping a cowboy hat Reggie had completely missed. He felt a stab of jealousy, not just for missing it but also because Willie looked unfairly hot like that. Then, Willie plopped the hat on Reggie's head. "We still on for dinner?"

"The burger place?" Reggie asked, leaning over to press a kiss to Willie's cheek.

Alex popped out of the truck. "Oh so now it's okay to flirt?" he asked, grumpy.

"Of course it is, Alex, it's four thirty," Reggie said, propping the cowboy hat on Alex' head. He did not look as sexy as Willie had, but he did look kind of cute. They should go on a horseback riding date, all three of them, sometime soon. He'd bring it up over dinner.

"Yeah, Hotdog, we're only mortal thrifting enemies between six and four," Willie agreed.

"You two are so weird," Alex complained, but he still climbed down to sit in the bed of the truck to receive kisses from both his boyfriends. And over dinner, he smiled indulgently as his two thrift-nerdy boyfriends compared notes and showed off pictures of the treasures they'd found.

#julie and the phantoms #reggiexalexxwillie #fanfic #I wrote a thing #AUs are awesome #willie is a reseller who also like fixes stuff up and refurbishes it #he probably has like a blog or something as well #reggie just really likes thrifting #alex is there to look pretty and keep Reggie from bringing home any taxidermy (so Bobby won't disown them) #and use his big sexy drummer muscles to help lift stuff #and to roll his eyes at both his boyfriends and their silly rivalry #lbr the sunset curve house is a mess between Luke refusing to give up his ancient couch #reggie's thrifting and Bobby's 'I'm going to buy designer furniture because I'm rich now fuck you' #meanwhile Alex just wants somewhere to sit that is comfortable and doesn't have bedbugs #poor guy probably went to like Ikea in self-defence

[blackplaaague]

My brother just walked into my bedroom and informed me that I can "purchase a body pillow from etsy anytime I like for sixty human dollars." Who is this child and where did he come from. Why did he think that was critical information. Why did he emphasize the need for human currency. Is this because he sees me hugging my blahaj all the time. I'm crying

#for people who live under a rock: hugging my blahaj is not an innuendo #It's a metaphor for me being trans. I got that ikea shark #anyway. Cursed little brother went on to elaborate that I could even get one of Springtrap if I desired. #...What is he getting at #bp rambles

[wo-der-horizont-beginnt]

Okay but the decline in quality of vbw productions occurred after they did Rudolf Affaire Mayerling and correlation may not equal causation but I'm just saying

#leading to the desire to portay hyper romanticisation in all their productions #leading to the frequent casting of mark seibert because the vbw view him as this manly man romantic figure #im not saying he is or isnt just i think thats how hes viewed #and you end up with #nannerls role mostly removed because it was about her and her brothers relatuonship and not romance or masculinity #sarah pushed into a romantic ideal that does not fit her original characterisation #and rudolf sidelined. given appalling staging (ikea table). and eventually denied his kiss in favour of a single het romance #without the orig depression/ideation metaphors that went with der tod #am i really saying this is affaire mayerlings fault #no #but i think it shows the trend towards single central romance in vbw shows #in a simplified way #tanz der vampire #mozart das musical #elisabeth das musical #tbf i dont think theyve done this to rebecca

[iceicewifey]

too lazy to retype this but it’s cracking me up

#shay-nanigans #the visual of her just fucking fuming while looking at some of them jcjskxk #she’d be just like vinesauce joel when he went to an ikea in florida lol #yes the new kitchens look great thanks for asking #ik some of the names aren’t gibberish but it’s funny to think about shut up lol

[dinosaurcharcuterie]

My wife and I take turns living the One Who Is Good With Tools stereotype.

Yesterday was my turn when I grabbed four clamps at the hardware store while she questioned when on earth were we going to need SO MANY clamps. (We ended up needing precisely four clamps for the repair we were buying the clamps for.)

Last Monday was her turn when she packed up both the cordless drill, making sure it was charged, and the Ikea toolbox, just in case, to pick up our free new desk table. (We ended up needing the screwdriver.)

#LGBTQ #stereotypes #TO THE HARDWARE STORE #the free desk needed repairing #it has a bit of cracked laminate in unimportant places #and had one piece of split chipboard #neither of us was taught any DIY at home #all I know from watching YouTube is that there is no such thing as too many clamps #especially if there's a weird swoopy bit #and she knows that people don't always disassemble stuff they want out of the house #or leave out tools for people who pick it up to do so #this lady did #but two screwdrivers are better than one #is it living up to stereotypes if you're both bi? #i thought our thing was indecision and a general lack of life skills #seriously #get the IKEA toolbox if you have no tools in the house #my dad threw it in the cart when we went shopping for my dorm #fourteen years later those fifteen euros are still some of the best money he's invested in my future #not always the best tool for the job #but A tool is better than NO tool at all

[chikaoofka]

i HATE SoL I HATE THIS GAME I HATE IT I HATE IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

#went in to get some dialogue but turns out the interaction i wanted doesnt repeat... #but also he's being like FIGHT ME OR NEVER SEE MY SECOND FORM #AND LIKE #FUCK #MATE #ive been stewing on this for 20 minutes. 20 minutes #ikea checkout section #IM SO FUCKING CURIOUS #BUT #GHHHGHHHFHHRHHGHGHRHH GH BBBEEE THE BIGGER MAN CASSIUS #also i already lost to him Once........

[disneyprincessdxminatrix]

I got a good grade at choosing a new mattress. Something that is both normal to want and possible to achieve.

#I went to ikea and they have an actual #physiotherapist in that department that helps people chose the right mattress?? #he asked if I need help and I said I’m a little unsure between two these two mattresses I tested and he asked me to lie down in my usual #sleeping position so he could see if it supports me spine correctly #and he went yeah that’s the perfect choice for you already. #like thanks my man it felt very comfy from the first moment too #anyway I got that and a new very fluffy but high pillow #and some oatmeal cookies!! #my stuff

[134340am]

i gotchu bb

Slight spoilers!

The jojos are a family spanning from the 1800s who in the later seasons have semi physical manifestations of their souls called stands who fight baddies who also have stands.

Also Dio is a vampire who stole his stepbrother's body.

1800s?!?!?!??!??? omfg for some reason i thought it was set in the 90s

i'm still confused but i love vampires (*^▽^*) maybe i'll watch it

#in 2020 i was talking to this guy who said his fave anime is jjba and uhhhhhh digimon #we were on a date at ikea just chatting #and he went completely still and his eyes were like @_@ #and i was like ??? r u ok????? #and he was like LISTEN CAN U HEAR IT. it's the digimon theme song. they're playing it at ikea!!!! wow. #and he refused to let me follow him on spotify because he only listens to the digi #mon theme #and nothing else #(his words not mine) #but yes that was interesting he was an interesting guy #thank you for explaining things to me bby <333 #im intrigued really #ask yuna #anon

[malienessan]

Went back to the place with all the boxes

Swapped one big kid for a small kid

Dessert should always be eaten before the main course

Then he practiced his flying skills. Turns out he’s excellent at it

He pointed various objects at me

And made me buy him a mjukglass 🍦

#we wanted to do something fun #so we went to ikea #didn’t buy anything for me #only stuff for the kids #the small kid is Sixten btw #he’s my baby #a real cheese fiend

[jaykyo]

am i silly i feel silly

#pls #thats silly #hi 🤓☝️ #YUCKY #EWWH #WHY AM I LIKE THIS #WHAT DO I SAY 💔 #I DOMT WANNA SEEM SAD EVEN THOUGH I DOMT KNOW WHAT HAPPENED BUT IM SAD BC SHES SAD #someone teach me how to be normal #anyways 😞 #i went to ikea today #and a mum just gave me her baby and ran off bc her other child ran off so she tried to find the other child but it took her like twenty #minutes to find me again even though i was in the exact same place as she left me with the baby #but he was really really super cute so it was ok #he kept trying to eat my ear i wanted to cry #THIS IS WHY I LOVE IKEA #the mum bought me us hotdogs after EVEN THOUGH AARUN AND JOSH JUST STOOD THERE THEY STILL GOT A HOTDOG 😡😡 #she was fine asf though #if she wasn’t married… #damn 😞 #📁 : rambles !