#He's very polite

[meteors-lotr]

Bilbo: Oh go fuck yourself! Thorin: I'd rather fuck you, please! Bilbo, now confused: W-What ?! Kíli, from the other side of the room: HE SAID HE'D RATHER FUCK YOU! Fíli, next to Kíli: HE SAID PLEASE TOO!

#He's very polite #incorrect quotes #incorrect lotr quotes #incorrect the hobbit quotes #lotr #lord of the rings #the hobbit #bilbo baggins #thorin oakenshield #Kíli #Fíli #Thilbo #bagginshield

[drawingsfromthefrogwar]

mishra beloved comfort voyeur of site 600

#he's very polite #agent mishra #site 600 #scp fanart #scp fandom #scp foundation

[yo-yo-yoshiko]

An evening warmup using reference and a little from-memory work doodle from lunchtime to compare. I think I did pretty well!

#kyoryuger #zyuden sentai kyoryuger #super sentai #fan art #utsusemimaru #kyoryu gold #yep yep yep #they got me with another one of their goofy little gold guys #he's very polite #i love him #also his helmet is so preeeety~! #good shapes... like a cockatile~!

[oodlesdedoodles]

Just a little guy.

I've been going through it, to the max power lately. During this time I've picked up sky again, had it for a year but didnt really play, until like a month ago. I use to just explore and vibe, because it so beautiful! Now I'm obsessed with getting candles 😬 and i love this little dude. Totally didn't cry as I watched my poor boy get obliterated in eden. (the krill parts still make me so nervous!).

ANYWAY here's my boy with his current stuffs + fricken jerk butts.

#procreate art #sky children of the light #sky cotl #skycotl fanart #digital drawing #he's very polite #cozy game art #cozy games #sky kid #that sky game #sky fanart

[yardsards]

my one complaint about this cat is that he licks himself so Wetly. it's audible. the sound is like a toothless old man going to town on a bowl of chili, no utensils. and then he is Damp for several minutes afterwards. you wanted to pet this cat with your nice clean dry hands? too late, they're covered in cat spit now and you are petting him wethands style whether you like it or not.

basically:

>looking for a new cat

>ask the cat shelter employee if their cat is creepy or wet

>she doesnt understand |pull out illustrated diagram explaing what is creepy and what is wet

>she laughs and says "its a good cat sir"

>adopt a cat

>it's wet

#eliot posts #vincent the cat #except in reality the shelter employee (or shelter owner?) was kinda saying the opposite of it's a good cat sir #she was like yeah this cat has Problems are you sure ur willing and able to deal w that? #and then i took him home and he doesn't have much Problems #the only warning she was right about was that lil man HATES being picked up #otherwise he is very friendly and affectionate and comfortable w humans #and when you do upset him he just runs away he doesn't swat or nip or hiss #he's Very Polite

[catinfroghat]

Does everyone love my ugly cat

#he's very polite #he loves the heater #cat tag #dizzy

[vendynee]

Cyriel Lavellan, certified cutie™

#say hi to my mage boy #he's very polite #probably a housewife #cyriel lavellan #lavellan inquisitor #lavellan oc #inquisitor oc #inquisitor lavellan #dragon age inquisition

[theknifeclown]

Florez wants to give Mob!terrin a hug because she says he looks sad and cause she likes to make people feel better

🙂

He'll accept a hug

#Knife asks #A good boy #He isn't very cuddly in this au #But he will give if asked #He's very polite

[lowlightt]

On today’s episode of I am able to come up with graphic depictions and analyses for Hannibal crime scenes way too easily: would therapy make the problem better or worse? follow up question, should I schedule an appointment with the eccentric Lithuanian guy who’s always hosting dinner parties yes or no

#he's very polite #but he has a very dark vibe about him #hmmmmmm idk #I'll risk it #op is actually will graham himself #hannibal #hannigram #seriously though how I write hannibal crime scenes is I think of the most pretentious #insane #demented thing any individual could do #and I write it in the form of poetry #this is my design :) #it works

[mushr0oms-and-m0ss]

would you guys like to meet my massive polar bear toy

#he's very polite #has the personality of a dad with two kids whom he loves very much #yes I give my toys personalities shhh

[ramblingzombpossum]

I've been wanting to draw, but have had no inspiration. Then Amelio jumped on my shoulders to get to the other side of my desk to sit and wait for me to get the hint, go and sit on the couch so he may snuggle.

Edited to add a pic of the boy.

#Cat #Amelio #One of the Gang #Kitten #He's very polite #but also kind of heavy #My husband didn't know what was going on when I made a weird noise. #I love him. #I have a really nice tablet #and this is the shit I produce

[willows-arts]

Meet Andreus Doukas (AU of my Blues), a blood vampire Prince hailing from Greece. He, along with his twin, saw the rise and fall of Athens - only leaving their country in search of safer lands when the rise of hatred against vampires cost their elder brother his life.

Despite his species’ reputation, Andreus does his best to be friendly and kind, even if he comes off as very flirtatious, even in the face of hostility from others. His older brother’s last words to him and his twin have been engraved into his soul: ‘Be better.’ 

So, in spite of the world, he does, working with more receptive humans and undo the reputation vampires have gained in the hopes that he can build a better world for vampires and mankind alike.

#Willow Arts #vampire au #vampire hunter au #does Andreus count as an oc #yea #my OC #Andreus Doukas #he is so baby compared to how i portray Blues and i love it #who would have thought having a proper emotional support system would make you a better person LOL #he has very strong mental manipulation powers!! #he can do anything from like a light influence/suggestion to straight up reading someone's mind or looking into their memories #he doesn't like to though because it's rude #he's very polite #what a good lad #i love him even if he's a thot #this AU i have with a bunch of my friends including Narsh is one of my favorite things

[segimaru]

You heard the man

#submas #subway boss ingo #subway boss emmet #nobori #kudari #ingo #emmet #Meet my new sleep paralysis demon #he's very polite

[kicktwine]

so important to me that Y’shtola is a rude little beast who grew up in a cave. she just happens to look like a beautiful socialite but she did grow up with one old woman in a cave learning mildly illegal magic

#kipspeak #ffxiv #if you want a beautiful socialite you might have to not look at the scions I think maybe #actually Krile is there; try her #krile is probably the most pleasant to talk to out of everyone. Then try alphinaud (he’s very polite) #everyone else uhhhhhhhhhhhhhh #yshtola would so prefer most people not interact with her

[frodo-a-gogo]

Let us be brutally honest with ourselves and with eachother for a moment. If he weren't obese you motherfuckers would be capable of percieving evrart claires sexy sexy moral ambiguity and complex charms

#i am (lesbian) sipping him like a fine DESSERT WINE #my evidence by the way is very simple and very damning. joyce messier. there i said it. #if you guys can appreciate the fact that Joyce is a complex figure worthy of disgust yes but also worthy of empathy #despite being a venal coward facilitating acts of violence and slaughter of the organized working poor of martinaise in the name of capital #if you can understand that she is a dimensional figure while also being an embodiment of the moral apathy and cruelty if capital owners #but you cant look at evrart and see that he is (while deeply flawed and morally suspect) also a dimensional figure #on top of the fact that his motivations are eminently relatable and dare i say it baser #and his greatest failing imho is in failing to advocate for the interests of *all* the poor of martinaise #opting instead to marginalize the inhabitants of the fishing village in favor of a power grab in the interests of himself and his union #though this is imo a bit of a grey area morally. undeniably a wrong and bad thing to do but done in service of clairs political goals #to gather power to advocate for the working class against ultraliberal monoliths like wild pines and fascistic orgs like krenel #still super wrong but i can follow the moral arithmetic there tho i don't like it #but like my point is if u can see that joyce is evil and pathetic but still cool and sexy but you consider clair flatly distasteful #thats cus hes not conventionally attractive #cus he is *every bit* as dimensional and interesting as joyce and he is not nearly as politically shite even if hes interpersonally a jerk

[garden-eel-draws]

This is far from the usual content I watch, but there’s something satisfying about watching a calm dog get a makeover at the groomer’s. Like, I watched this huge 200lb St. Bernard get his hair and nails did, and this absolute pony of a dog was peak chill as he was getting the snags yanked out of his coat and having his hooves trimmed. Spa day for the big boi.

#eel speak #now i'm watching this poor dog who was abandoned for weeks get his huge dreadlocked coat trimmed and ticks picked off #he's very polite