#I am deadly serious

[lyslsstuff]

I have zero money but i will rip my soul to shreds, give up my first born, burn like a fucking witch. If any author writes MK1 Johnlaoshi.

#i am deadly serious #i swear #WALLAH #I AM USING MY OWN RELIGION'S WAY OF SWEAR TO GOD #I AM DESPRATE #IT CAN BE ANYTHING #FROM FLUFF TO ANGST TO MCD TO CRACK TO MPREG #I DON'T GIVE A SINGLE FUCK #PLEASE #anyways #mortal kombat #mk1 #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #mortal kombat 1 #kung lao #johnlaoshi #Johnlao #Laoshi #johnshi

[phoenixcatch7]

Just watched bayonetta 3 and I gotta say, whoever decided that last minute ending and epilogue

#bayonetta #bayonetta 3 #Thought bayo of all people would be free of the fan authors service #I am literally about to throw hands at nearly midnight #*ALL OF HER ALTERNATE TIMELINES* #I am. FURIOUS #cereza #They tried so hard not to leave the fans anything #If I see the person who decided to do a dmc I will throttle on sight #I am DEADLY SERIOUS #Bayo 3 what bayo 3 #ON. SIGHT.

[peregrin-tookish]

Gawain and Lancelot buddy cop movie

#remarkable #gawain #lancelot #i am deadly serious #this would be awesome

[sounds-void-fishy]

crowley is a fag that uses dyke/dykes pronouns. aziraphale is a dyke that uses fag/fags pronouns. sometimes they switch. send tweet

#i am deadly serious #reclaimed slurs #good omens #aziracrow #ineffable spouses #jehan posts

[seijorhi]

Hiii I don't really know what to call you because I don't want to be disrespectful if I got it wrong 😅 but thank u for your stories you don't know how much it I appreciate your writing and I find comfort in them so thank you I hope that ur doing ok and I wish u all the happiness un the world 🙌🙌

Well my name is rhi so you can call me that, but tbh I’ll answer to pretty much any kinda endearment, too

And thank you!!! That’s why I’m still here n kicking <33 ily!!

#but if you call me senpai or some nonsense #mommy #goddess #I will not only not answer #you will get blocked :)) #I am deadly serious #rhi answers

[scribblyspaceskeleton]

To whoever voiced Rayman in the TGE 64 version

I am going to steal your gender

The amount of fucking voice envy you have given me

#i am deadly serious #even when i was a kid i wished i sounded like that so badly #rayman #trans masc mood #gender envy

[davy-zeppeli]

bruh I bet I could play a mean tune on a banjo. fr.

#i am deadly serious #maybe guitars have too mang strings #me #ramblings

[loosiusgoosius]

THE END OF YOUR SCARIAN WHATNOW

I've made my promises anon. do your part

#i am deadly serious #the goose honks back

[reliquiaenfr]

idk who on my friends list is sending me papers but STOP IT i have a plan and you're ruining it !!

#flight rising #nonsense #i am deadly serious #stop sending me papers mystery person/people #i am doing SCIENCE

[calmmyfears]

I am so tired of everyone saying to get offline more, I mean I get it. but also this place is the only thing that kept me sane and where I feel like I can really be myself. you're telling me I should give that up? me thinks not.

#disabled #tired of it all #i am deadly serious #if i didn't have this online space #i wouldn't have made it out alive of the abuse

[startingfires]

if mt6 is bad i will become the joker

#i am deadly serious #i will personally hunt joshua ramsay down #ramblings of a rafaela

[bastardwhoisnamedrat]

i think they should print the hays code on toilet paper so I can wipe my ass with it every day

#i am deadly serious

[ltcolonelcarter]

C, P and W for le asks. Cheers for putting up with me mate

💕💕💕

“putting up with you” PFFFFT you’re a damn treasure

send me a letter — anonymous or not

#I am deadly serious #ask meme #asks #advictoriams #✨✨✨

[gozlerimdekiparilti]

Bebek gibi ciltle nasıl üni bitiriyorsunuz ya bana da anlatın

#Ciddiyim #I am deadly serious #Diyordu kadın parazit filminde

[girls-online]

kind of obsessed with how the increasing bucktommy fandom divide—exacerbated by the influx of new post buck coming out, overwhelmingly team tommy, fans—has introduced eddie haters into the fandom in ways we have never seen before. there are headcanons and fics wishing on his downfall, and in some cases his death, plotting to reinscribe christopher as bucktommy’s child. this is delicious to me. eddie diaz, you are now a villain. you are a hot girl. you are the template. they are tuning in to watch you suffer and fumble when real ones know that you will rise from the ashes of this cheating storyline like your dead wife did and remind everyone who you are. you are that bitch. you are my baby. you are now one of my elite employees. eddie girls rise 🆙 we are so back…

#this is obviously satire before any weirdos get ahold of this #i’m like 80% unserious and 20% deadly serious #there was a fic in the ao3 buddie that fantasized about my man’s DEATHHH i am only a girl #buddie #911 buddie #eddie diaz #911 speculation #911 on abc

[malacandrax]

im fine, totally neurotypical.

#mal talks #halsin #this started as a joke and then i became deadly serious about finishing it #in #again #a completely neurotypical way #i am not diagnosed but perhaps there are signs #perhaps #this is only the sfw ones..........................................