#I can not stop laughing about this!!!

[hailsatanacab]

"Well, this is a bad idea," Tim says, hands on his hips as he surveys the mess they’ve made in the cave.

"Nah," Danny replies, twirling his screwdriver in the air in what is probably meant to be an impressive trick to inspire confidence, except he fumbles it and it clangs to the floor loudly, "we good. If a younger version of myself hasn't come forward in time to stop me, how bad can it be?"

"Shouldn't it be the other way round?"

"What?"

"Normally, it's an older version of yourself going backwards in time to stop you, right?"

"Not in my experience."

Danny's grin is impossibly feral and a shiver runs up Tim's spine.

"This is definitely a bad idea."

#dpxdc #dcxdp #batpham #dead tired #dead tired ship #there is a more expanded upon version of this with actual backstory and context rotting in the recesses of my brain #but its only half on paper and the conversation made me laugh so #here: have some feral danny leading tim down a path to disaster #danny: this is going to go so well! i have such a good feeling about this!! #tim: this is going to go so poorly. i have such a bad feeling about this. #danny: 🥺🙏🙏🙏 #tim: i never said we weren’t doing it. i just reserve the right to tell you i told you so when it inevitably goes wrong #danny: leave that to younger me - he always makes very valid points in the form of fists to the face! #tim: can you stop talking please this is making me want to do it less #danny: no.

[turrondeluxe]

the takahashi carlton twins are so silly

#im laughing. you can actually notice that i drew this while sick and passing out #I CANNOT STOP THINKING ABOUT THIS MARRIED COUPLE AND THEIR LITTLE FAMILY SOMEONE HELP ME. #johnshi #mk1 #johnny cage #kenshi takahashi #cassandra cage #takeda takahashi #mortal kombat #my art #doodles

[arctvros]

what if nobody has to leave first. what if this time, we both decide to stay.

#grabs them both by the neck. I LOVE GAY PEOPLE #inspired by the thing i tweeted about them having to stop kissing cause they start laughing so hard. just cause they’re happy #see i can be nice!!! i can be happy too!!! i have the range #vashwood #vash the stampede #vash saverem #nicholas d wolfwood #wolfwood #vashwood fanart #trigun #trigun stampede #trigun maximum #trigun 1998 #vash x wolfwood #arctvros

[extra-somethin-somethin]

If nothing else Koenma is a Kuwabara stan and I'm right there with him o7 (I need to write the kuwameshi fic that goes with this fr)

#maybe one day i'll write that au i have sitting in my head #ever since the comment he made about making kuwa spirit detective instead ive been thinking about it #like...what if yusuke is still recruited same as canon but like #kuwa was already spirit detective? doing assignments for the guys upstairs and all #and they made yusuke help him after his resurrection instead of going solo #and it's hilarious because they still have the ''rivalry'' set in place so it's like #now i gotta be coworkers with this guy i was in a fist fight with last week? #yusuke is like you can't be serious you want me to fight DEMONS with the guy who cant even beat ME? lmaooo okay #kuwa would be more in tune with his powers atp in this au and super offended like hello #why would i use my reiki on a FELLOW HUMAN CHILD you DICK i can hold my own on my assignments just fine #but he's actually really excited to be able to spend time with yusuke doing something besides getting his ass handed to him #they're both genkai's students (she's endlessly annoyed but they grow on her) #i just think it'd be fun cos like #it'd be harder to exclude kazuma from shit if he's literally been involved in this shit before he even met #kurama and hiei #kuwabara isn't really told about yusuke's resurrection so things go mostly the same up til he's brought back #they're both called to koenma's office and it's the spiderman pointing meme 💀 #it's koenma's first time seeing kuwa in person as he usually just sends assignments with botan #yusuke has already seen him cos of the resurrection arc #and koenma is SUCH a fanboy ''kuwabara it's such a pleasure. you know you're my best worker 🥺'' #''um urameshi am i seeing things or is that a fuckin baby'' yusuke will NOT stop laughing #it fucks koenma up so bad he makes sure he's in his adult form when he's around kuwa next #cos he wants to be the respected boss but also guy that you can chill with!! he's so cringe #okay yeah i need to write this it's such a fun concept #kuwameshi #yu yu hakusho #kuwabara kazuma #yusuke urameshi #koenma

[flyiingsly]

I was absolutely clenching my teeth during Paths Unknow because I was so afraid that something could happen to Hunter or Wrecker in that abandoned facility with those hell plants.

But then my boyfriend just let out a random "Gonky isn't gonna survive" in the most chillest tone of voice.

I have many fears about that season, but this one wasn't part of my list before, thanks, love.

#I was so shocked about that possibility I must have gave him the most outraged look ever without even minding it #at least he had a good laugh at my reaction and my desperate “they can never do that !” #i can't stop thinking about it now #gonky is gonna be fine #they're all gonna be fine #the bad batch #the bad batch s3 #the bad batch spoilers #the bad batch season 3 #tbb season 3 #sw tbb spoilers #tbb season 3 spoilers #tbb spoilers #tbb s3 #tbb #tbb season three

[stranded-labyrinth]

i said it before but i need to say it outside of my tags this time. hannibal is absolutely 100% the boyfriend that tries to embarrass will with "cutesy" things. it's made infinitely worse because no one can ever see it coming. it's impossible to predict. nothing in his tone or body language or anything gives away that he's about to refer to will by some pet name that puts aphrodite herself to shame. in one statement he will simultaneously embody count dracula and a girl from 2014 pinterest. he will come up with something to say in front of others that makes you as an onlooker feel as though you've just watched 10 hours straight of pda between the two. he uses this power rarely enough in person that no one expects it, but via calls or texts? will debates shutting his phone off at work but knows that he can't because hannibal can and will just come to his work and repeat what he said over the phone in front of the whole morgue. the dead bodies are cringing.

#will made the mistake of answering on speaker once while in the morgue #he figured hannibal knew he was on a case so he had something to contribute #wrong #the moment hannibal realized will was on speaker he unleashed the most embarrassingly mushy goodbye he could #zeller didnt stop laughing for 15 minutes #and what is will meant to do about it? #how do you stay mad at someone who looks oh so happy to see you and missed you oh so much #hannibal can play innocent better than anyone even if will clocks it #hannibal #nbc hannibal #hannigram #i just want hannigram fluff dont look at me

[sheepalmighty]

The Head of Security and a hacker are an effective team for a company. Lots of collaboration for sure

#hi fi rush #hi-fi rush #hfr #hi fi rush spoilers #hi-fi rush spoilers #korsimint #hi fi rush korsica #hi fi rush peppermint #hi fi rush mimosa #hi fi rush left shark #hi-fi rush is (almost) UNRESTRICTED CREATIVE FREEDOM! and cheap for all the hours and quality you'll get so check it out if you can #i didnt want to put left shark separately but i didnt want to minimise mimosa so enjoy the messy doodle right there #the app refused to put captions on the images but they were just about adding backgrounds and the ex energy korsica gives off with mimosa #'tis mine #i accidentally left the shark costume on during one of the post game scenes #couldnt see a thing in the scene and couldnt stop laughing

[glompcat]

Still thinking about how A League of Thier Own (2022) has three main characters who are butch and two of them are best friends. How in addition to those three butch characters there is also a trans dude AND a storyline about a queer lady figuring out her personal relationship with masculinity and feminity with the trans dude there for her every step of the way, cutting her hair, sewing her a suit, and genuinely being so happy for her as she feels out who she is. Ugh, what a good show.

#a league of their own spoilers #a league of their own #will I ever be over Jess and Jo chasing after Lupe to dump beer on her? #all three laughing through the chase? #nope #I am lit at the beach today #and can not stop thinking about this

[fisheito]

i wanted to see altaria rei then i started goofin around

#the only ones i could see clearly were eevee eiden and morpeko morvay #i couldn't pin rei to a single mon bc i don't know a THING ABOUT HIM yet #but i want to see ghost type rei fight ghost type kuya and they're both just super effective against each other #i wonder if all the old men automatically get honourary ghost type membership. live 300 years ACHIEVEMENT UNLOCKED: spooky #ANYWAY LET ME TALK ABOUT MY LIST #as in the list i was compiling of pokemon who matched the VIBE of someone and i couldn't decide #now BESIDES the ones req et al. already mentioned. which i already 👍👍👍 i was trying to find even moooore . exploring what could be..... #rei: altaria. marowak (alolan). noctowl. chandelure. decidueye. ribombee [a quiet friend :)]. inteleon. #once again i don't know rei's birdy deal yet so i won't (eheheh) pigeonhole him into an owl pokemon but we'll just wait and see #i had inteleon under rei before milke brought up sobble yakumo so now i'm like..... oh no... #rei fits the last evol and yakumo fits the first two.... uhhhhh #they can share. like they share gem placement. butt buddies. #yakumo had: girafarig. froslass. azurill (crying). tropius. wishiwashi. leavanny. marshadow. #i just want him to hang out with the food related mons and enjoy some fresh fruit with a giant flying dinosaur. yah #OK FOR EDMOND I SAW SIRFETCH'D AND COULDN'T STOP LAUGHING #WHAT A REGAL BOY. I HAVE TO. PLEASE I NEED EDMOND TO WIELD ONIONS #i was trying to be serious and find him a proper majestic pokesona . i swear. but the look on sirfetch'd's's face #edmond's list went: skarmory. lucario. cinccino. zeraora. dachsbun. #do i know edmond? i doubt. he's fluffy. wait no he's severe. wait no would he dare carry a fluffy cakey pokemon around? DARE HE???? #for olivine i was even more stumped. seems like a lot of the pokemon i immediately thought of were the fluffy nurse types #stuff like chansey/blissey. kangaskhan. #this pokemon is 100% female? *flings pokedex out the window* no. olivine is a gender now #some of the newer pokemon i considered were bewear. drampa. mabosstiff. #but once again these were all just Protective of the Little Ones types #so i was imagining olivine just chilling with his serene smile and an army of MASSIVE CARETAKER POKEMON behind him #but. there has to be more to him than just taking care of others . furrows brow. idk. i'll settle for lapras FOR NOW #ditto eiden riding on the back of lapras. wonderful. glorious #pokemon crossover

[axolotlclown]

I watched Shubble's vod talking about abuse a few days ago and she said something that stuck with me. She told a story where her abuser bit her really hard in front of their friends. She yelped in pain and they laughed.

Men, when we see our friends make jokes about hurting women, don't laugh. Make it uncomfortable. It's not funny. This isn't a joke. You may not think your brothers and friends are abusers, but it doesn't mean that any of this is funny.

I'm certain their friends didn't think there was anything going on behind the scenes, but they should have. I could never even imagine joking about bringing harm to my partner. I'm sure most of them couldn't either. We need to stay vigilant and critical of the ways we carry ourselves around others. What does our laughter signal to the women around us?

My brothers, hurting women is not a joke. Don't laugh.

#i know the majority of the people were men #it takes one to know one #but its important #most of us will say we support women and stand against domestic violence #but none of us have the balls to do anything about it when its right in front of us #its important that men are the ones that stop laughing #i can tell you first hand that social pressure breaks a man #men value their reputations deeply #it hurts when its your brother and close friends that dont laugh #it makes you stop and question what youve done #anyway #it was a very good vod #and i know that it will help a lot of people in dangerous situations #i might make a separate post about it bc i knew a lot of men like her abuser and i know exactly what goes on in their head #to anyone that may need to hear #if they just arent in a position to be in a relationship #dont humor them #thoughts of dante #shubble

[emry-stars-art]

Just read the whole 'how Andreil pans out' ask and all I'm saying is that I love the idea of Andrew Courting Abram and Abram just absolutely misses that it's what is happening. Part of it is just a cultural difference, Evermore and Palmetto have different courting cultures perhaps?

Another part is that Andrew really does not act all THAT different. He's giving Abram gifts but like Andrew is always giving Abram stuff? It's not new? Yeah they had dinner together but that's just like what they......do?

Another another part is just Abram not even considering himself as someone worthy to be with Prince Andrew like that. He wasn't worthy before and after Evermore and everything I could imagine he feels even less like a person let alone a person who deserves Andrew's positive regard.

IDK I just love the idea of Abram at some point like 6 months into Andrew trying to court him seeing that behavior somewhere else, being told that's how nobility in Palmetto court others, and going to Andrew like "Have you, perchance, been trying to court me?"

Andrew setting his glass aside and looking up from where he's seated, "For 6 moons Abram, glad you've finally noticed." - @jtl-fics

jtl I. Wish. You could have seen my face as I read this, this is so hilarious and heartbreaking and lovely all in one and I’m in LOVE okay i love this so much. And we can totally make it work ahhhhh

Like yes! Yeah! Andrew’s already a gift giver, it’s just what he does as far as Abram’s concerned, and they spend so much time together that dinner isn’t strange those are perfect points. Like to the court it’s starting to become obvious - maybe in the kinds of gifts Andrew gives, or some other small things that are new, yes, but Abram has always taken these things in stride and usually his lack of judgement when Andrew tries new things or changes in little ways is a huge relief but not this time Abram PLEASE

Finally Andrew just bites the bullet and goes for a gesture that’s way more out of character and harder to mistake, which might look something like this (and thank you @leedee013 for tags about them giving each other flowers that I LOVED):

And Abram can’t really form his thoughts into words because like you said; he doesn’t think he should be allowed something like that, there’s no way he’s ever EVER going to assume that Andrew is trying to confess or clue him in to a courting like this, even if it’s in his head now

But then Lady Reynolds sees Abram later heading back to the castle/wherever he stays carrying this bouquet of carnations (fascination), narcissus (honesty/truth) and acacia (hidden love) (let’s not look too closely into these flower meanings lol, i picked the first ones I found and I’ll field all further questions with ‘artistic liberty’ 🫶) and they’re pretty close friends by now so she’s immediately like “oh my GODS Abram who gave that to you”

And Abram quietly says “the prince”

And Allison’s won like three separate bets between various other people of the court and she’s elated

But maybe she takes pity on him when she realizes exactly how clueless Abram is, so she does her best to explain everything and finally, Abram begins to allow the possibility that maybe Andrew is doing all this on purpose. But he would really rather like to be certain.

And of course I had to draw your little exchange but I did it from memory so apologies for the changes in dialogue but I love it:

ANYWAY from there, when it’s cleared up, it’s just them being dumb and sweet and grasping at straws for how to be in love and natural about it (because they’re both very private people and a good number of average/expected acts of courtship aren’t necessarily in their wheelhouse) 😭🥹 and not to add yet more hurt/comfort but Andrew is so so determined to figure out a way to assure and reassure Abram that he knows what he’s doing, yes Abram is worth it, yes he’s doing these things because he wants to. If he didn’t want to he wouldn’t be doing it in the first place. And I’ll bring it back around by using my previously mentioned artistic liberty to say that yes Prince Andrew loves having his hands held/kissed (just by Abram naturally) and Abram figures this out and absolutely uses it against him. They love each other your honor

Okay anyway thank you for the ask, I’m SO lucky to have such brilliant people in my inbox 🥰

#STG I WAS SMILING SO BIG WHEN I READ IT THROUGH #yeah they probably would have very different traditions! I like that a lot! #so it’d be even funnier when Abram finally calms down and relaxes into it #and yeah they can do flowers that works fine #but he probably accidentally/as a last effort tries some traditions from his native kingdom #they’re trying so hard but it’s a little lost in translation #ships passing in the night #they’re hopeless and I love them #GOD KEVIN WOULD HAVE TO DO THE TRANSLATION OF THE DIFFERENT CUSTOMS #He wants out of it so bad but there’s literally no one else to ask 😂😭 #idk if either of them would ever deign to involve or ask Kevin but now I’m laughing #anyway I need to stop or I’ll never shut up about this #thank you this is great #fan art #my art #aftg #all for the game #neil josten #andrew minyard #allison reynolds #royal au #asks #chibi

[skitskatdacat63]

“Do you think love can bloom even on the battlefield?”(Monaco 2010-2013)

#the caption is (mostly)a joke and i *do* think im being funny with it #but that quote just suddenly popped into my brain and I could not stop laughing #but honestly tho that is my motto for any f1 ship but particularly abt drivers on the podium being touchy #like 'yeah you just beat me but i can respect that and so im gonna hug you about it' #(yeah yeah ik them hugging probably isnt that deep but their affection to their competitors means to much to me emotionally <3) #i like that the red bull boys are always at the scene of the crime its like they started it in 2010 and then committed to it #im particularly insane about the sebson and martian ones but as always webbonso going above and beyond #nando really said fuck these weak mfs bro-hugging im gonna clutch mark like hes my lifeline even tho he just beat me #btw i did research into all of the past 24 monaco podiums for this but these had the most flavor and theyre all directly chronological #sorry ik the spain gp is practically upon us by now but im still in monaco hell #i gotta get all the monaco posts out of my system #monaco: all bangers all the time #also this was meant to just be a photo post but then i looked at the actual footage and it turned into a gifpost oops #sebastian vettel #mark webber #jenson button #nico rosberg #fernando alonso #martian #sebmark #sebson #webbonso #sico #f1 #formula 1 #monaco grand prix #monaco gp #we do a little bit of f1

[cabezadeperro]

can’t believe i have to do everything myself

#jango fett #i can's stop laughing about this. #soy la persona más graciosa DEL PLANETA #maríadont

[braisedhoney]

“That is an order, you hear me?”  Is this meme still topical or have I just gone insane? Either way it’s The Captain’s turn Mark, hand over the ‘don’t’ rights. 

Brushes: 

- Jingsketch Clean Sketch

- Jingsketch Sketch Render Taper (which is basically just the clean sketch but bigger!)

#LOOK I KNOW WE HEAR IT AT THE END #But all I can think about is yancy wanting to have us see the whole performance they worked so hard on #and we just #get zapped away #The captain is done with this shit #also I will never stop laughing abt how Mark is baffled by the don’t thing #to be fair so was I #anyway let’s see here #yancy #iswm #iswm 2 #in space with markiplier #in space with markiplier 2 #iswm spoilers #iswm 2 spoilers #in space with markiplier spoilers #in space with markiplier 2 spoilers #god that’s a lot of spoiler tags #hope I didn’t miss any or I stg #y/n the captain #also this is super messy bc I was desperate to finish it #promise my next post will be uhhh… more rendered y’know #Markiplier #Markiplier fanart #iswm fanart #Ney’s comics #ney's art #iswm captain

[carefulfears]

mulder not owning a bed is such a minor character detail that’s encompassing of practically the entirety of who he is, which is so crazy honestly

#chris carter’s faustian deal etc etc #he does not ever stop he does not ever rest he does not ever sleep #he does not allow himself a moment’s comfort or affection or softness #and the thing is that you don’t even know he doesn’t have a bed at first #you just kind of notice that you never see him sleep #unless it’s on the couch in his clothes with the tv on #but then they kind of poke fun at it #like van blundt’s ‘where do i SLEEP?’ in his apartment #and the first ever peek into his bedroom in s6 #that he does have one #it’s just stacked floor to ceiling with boxes #and it's so strange and unusual that it stands out in a way that makes you HAVE to clock these things about him #that he usually can try to hide in a well placed joke or reassuring smile #behind a shut door when there are lamps and blankets and framed artwork in the main room #he’s so outwardly kind and gentle that you don’t see it at first #the extent of how self-punishing and driven mad with guilt he is #until the show opens a door and almost points and laughs

[goingxmissing]

what’s your favourite thing about your favourite driver?

The way he uses emojis like he's a Mum on Facebook. Or just a millennial. It appeals to me on a deep and embarrassing level 🤷‍♀️

#his chill. his determination. the way he won't let anyone fuck him over. #that thing he said about pressing the radio button being a CHOICE #most importantly what you need to know is that this is Oscar's emoji: 😅 #venerat fic forever in my heart x #won't go into the ridiculous things like how well spoken his is and his tendency to blush and his fast growing fingernails #the way he can be the standing man emoji -> zendaya laugh at the smallest thing #going to stop before I embarrass myself 😌 #op81 #asks