#I cooked here tbh

[eve-was-framed]

okay this is gonna be a bit of a long rant (with some SA and CSA mentions so pls don’t read if that will be too much for you rn) but I’ve been thinking a lot about the “male loneliness epidemic” lately and I have some Thoughts ™

we live in very isolating, depressing and scary times. we live in a hyper-individualistic capitalist hellscape that seems to punish people who need community support. and I truly believe that we as humans should try to help each other out in the ways that we are able to.

but I lose 100% of my empathy for lonely depressed men when they start using their own personal issues as an excuse to peddle ideologies that advocate for rape, pedophilia, child marriage, sexual slavery, and even murder of women and girls. I don’t fucking care how sad you are, if you advocate for other humans beings to be subjected to the cruelest treatment possible then you either need to get serious help or die (and not take anyone with you when you do).

you do not have a fucking paramount on suffering. you are not the only ones who experience loneliness. I know you think women get to just pick and choose whichever romantic partner/friends we want, but that is false, and also being seen as nothing but a sex object by men is so incredibly isolating too. that’s not real love and connection, that’s only being valued for what we can provide for men. so many people feel so alone and it genuinely is a big problem.

I was raised in an extremely misogynistic cult that preaches that grown men are not responsible for anything they do to little girls bc “they’re wired that way.” I had very bad things happen to me before I was even old enough to realize what it meant. and you know what the excuse always is? “well it happened to him when he was younger too so he can’t help that he does it to you.” I learned very early that male suffering is viewed as more important than the suffering they inflict on innocent people. and despite going through this, despite seeing nearly every woman in my life go through something similar, despite all of this, I still would never ever sympathize with any ideology that preaches rape, slavery, sex trafficking, pedophilia, white supremacy, etc. and that doesn’t make me some super hero, it makes me a mildly normal person.

so no, nobody “pushed” you into your evil ideologies, nobody made you do that. if true suffering at the hands of the opposite sex is really the root cause of inceldom then almost every single woman I know would be the most insane incel you’d ever meet in your entire life. but they’re not, even though many of them are lonely and long for true companionship, none of them feel so angry and entitled to it that they want to murder and rape men or little boys. not a single one. the root cause of inceldom is, and always has been, male entitlement. men who were raised to believe the world and every woman in it exists to serve them in some way, but then grew up and realized that actually nobody is owed sex and you don’t get to force women to marry you and have kids, because we are human beings who deserve to be happy too. and this makes them so mad that they start thinking it’s okay to do whatever they want to whoever they want, because after all, nobody on planet earth could ever suffer as much as incels do when a woman tells them no.

I’m fucking sick of it. stop saying “they pushed me to this” and start taking even an ounce of accountability for your deranged, entitled mindset.

#radblr #radical feminism #radical feminists please touch #radical feminist community #I cooked here tbh #male entitlement #male violence #tw csa mention

[spyglassrealms]

had a fucking hilarious dream that tumblr replaced the "block" function with the far funnier "glock" function, which did the exact same thing except whenever anyone blocked you a random bullet hole, like a png of a bullet hole, would appear on your blog. discourse blogs were unreadable bc you'd go to the page and the sheer amount of bullet hole pngs stacked over the blogs obscured everything. I woke myself up laughing

#normally I don't chronicle my dreams here but fucking hell that one was funny #I think this would genuinely make tumblr better tbh #@ staff do this cowards #spy has thoughts #my life is a sitcom and i am my own laugh track #functional website #spy's smash hits #Glock function #edit for everyone in the notes saying 'everyone clapped' #I know I can't prove to you that it happened for real you're just gonna have to trust me on this #but I swear on my goddamn life I'm not making this up #I make so many conscious puns that sometimes my subconscious cooks up a real good one

[khaopybara]

GMM's Bisexuals of 2023

(of shows that I've watched/am watching at least)

+ Honorable Mention

#:: mygifs! #a boss and a babe #hidden agenda #dangerous romance #last twilight #cooking crush #forcebook #joongdunk #firstkhao #perthchimon #jimmysea #guncher #jokezo #sandray #kanghansailom #mhokday #firedynamite #gmmtv series #gmmtv bl #lookjun bhasidi #jamie juthapich #jenny yanisa #nile chanidapa #view benyapa #namtan tipnaree #is it good? no but it's okay #i learned a lot while making this tbh so it's fine #kawi isn't here bc most of us can agree he's more in the ace spectrum right? that's not just something i pulled out of my butt?

[galacticsabc]

When the Sun is Snuffed Out

#idk what i was cooking tbh #anyways. uhh. symbolism #there is symbolism here #idk man #ffxiv #ff14 #final fantasy xiv #ffxiv spoilers #shadowbringers #endwalker #azem #ffxiv azem #ffxiv wol #ff14 spoilers #ffxiv the sundering #ffxiv ancients #endwalker spoilers #shadowbringer spoilers #tw blood #cw blood #art #my art #artwork #my artwork #digital art #dreamerx86

[tomwambsgans]

tomgreg + ratatouille (2007)

bonus:

#tomgreg #greg hirsch #tom wambsgans #ratatouille #i'm being so real about this btw. i've had the list of specific parallels in my drafts for months #i just only now did the work to gather everything #and tbh this isn't even everything #anyway tom is like a blend of remy collette and also skinner here #but mostly remy #ANYONE CAN COOK!!!! #mine

[beanghostprincess]

Usopp wants to make a cake for Sanji's birthday so he begs him to stay away from the kitchen for a while. Go read with Robin. Hang out with Luffy. Play with Chopper. Sunbathe with Nami. Whatever. As long as he doesn't come into the kitchen.

To say he's afraid would be an understatement. He has seen Usopp cooking and he isn't bad. Just... Average person skills. He can boil water, unlike some others (cof cof mosshead and Luffy cof cof) but baking a cake is entirely different. Sanji is scared for his boyfriend's safety and his kitchen. Mostly his kitchen.

He just waits next to the door until it's done, unable to even rest because the thought of what could be happening inside scares the shit out of him. He really, really wants to take a look inside but he's being respectful of his boyfriend's wishes. But God, if he messes up...

But he??? He doesn't???

The cake turns out extremely good. Borderline surprising. Astonishing. Sanji can't even speak. Okay, maybe it isn't perfect and maybe Sanji would've changed some stuff but- But it's perfect for him and it's well-made and it isn't average because it's obvious it's made with so, so much love and care.

"Where- Where the hell did you learn to do this?" Sanji needs to ask this because there is no way Usopp managed to make this without any prior experience. "I didn't teach you this." And the thought of another cook teaching Usopp how to bake a cake makes him shiver with jealousy.

Usopp smiles proudly, pointing a finger to his chest. "Well, did I ever tell you I used to be the most fam-" Sanji raises an eyebrow at him, knowing it's obviously a lie, and Usopp sighs, lowering his shoulders. He laughs at his own behavior. "Sorry, but I did bake a lot of cakes when I was a kid. My mom couldn't get out of bed, but she wanted to celebrate anyway and we didn't have much money to buy one, so... I made my own. Also made Kaya's when she was sick." But he doesn't look sad about it... Just nostalgic.

Sanji kisses him. Out of nowhere and tasting his sugary lips he used to taste the cake. When they move away, Usopp blushing uncontrollably, Sanji hums. "Is it- is it good? Do you like it?" The sniper asks, a bit too nervously keeping in mind his prior confidence.

"The kiss or the cake?" Sanji smirks.

"The cake, obviously."

"Perfect." He kisses him again. "You, the cake, your kisses. Always sweet and perfect."

And Sanji thinks he will let Usopp bake his next birthday cake. And the next. And the next. If it means he will be able to taste it on his lips every time.

#happy birthday sanji my pookie #since i won't make a birthday fic bc i am extremely busy here you have little short stuff i couldn't turn into a fic so it's just a post #i am going to be extremely annoying today :) #i think usopp would be really good at making sweets tbh have you seen his hands #the only reason why sanji can't come into the kitchen is that he'd die seeing usopp cooking i think he'd faint #one piece #black leg sanji #usopp #sanuso

[radioactivetestosterone]

Something is happening that he cant explain 😨😨😨

#jekyll and hyde #jekyll and hyde musical #dr henry jekyll #henry jekyll #edward hyde #mr edward hyde #dr jekyll and mr hyde #i think i cooked here tbh #edwards art

[lazycranberrydoodles]

every time he steps into the kitchen he invents a new health code violation

follow for more. whatever this is

#happy 800 followers. more xie lian giving people food poisoning yay #you guyses tags were so good on the original #i was inspired #there is an informational sign banning him from the kitchen. hes caused 3 separate grease fires #he got the nickname the white clothed calamity because he made the soft serve machine explode #how is hua cheng still alive at this point tbh. #lmao imagine a no magic modern au but the toxicity of xl’s cooking necessitates that hua cheng still be a ghost somehow #also!! sqx!! she tries to make her uniform as cute as possible #whenever swd comes around they argue about the dress code #sqx has also been decorating he xuan’s uniform against his will #the beefleaf arc here is that it turns out he xuan doesnt actually work here. he just works shifts to gain sqx/swd’s trust #when this is revealed they have a fistfight in the parking lot #all three get fired #instead of he xuan giving back the fan he gives back the apron she bedazzled :( #sorry for making you think about beefleaf on the mcdonalds doodle. lmao #xie lian #tgcf #art #tgcf mcdonalds au #digital art #my art #mxtx #tian guan ci fu #shi qingxuan #hob #heaven official’s blessing #lmao #tgcf meme

[hai-nae]

just vibin'

#the vibe: 25 cent temp tattoos ig??? bc thats what i think when i look at his sleeve tbh #one of these was gonna be spicy but i self checked myself #simon ghost riley #cod ghost #cod #cod modern warfare #call of duty #my art #at no point was there a thought in my head for what i was doing and it shows just chasin a then nameless vibe #sorry i just got here idk what im doin #give me a character built like that? expect me to behave??? with a face i can do w/e with? bet. #only simon for now my gaz n soap ones are still cooking #took me nearly a month to work up the courage to post rip time to bug out #mw

[thatonecrookedsmile]

"They wail in the night. Drifting in shadow. The Phantoms of the Machine. The ghosts."

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We are at the very end of spooky season.

I finished this one a while ago. I was wanting to post this at the same time as the other last 3 TID prompts that I was wanting to do*. I had another idea for this prompt, but I think that would be good for another separate drawing. Plus, I've been wanting to draw Slicer for a while now. Kinda proud of this one. One of those drawings that I look at and think "wait, I think I cooked here". I had to swap my mouse for a different one, so drawing this (specifically sketching this) was really something. But I'm getting used to it I think.

I had to improvise in the background. Lots of negative space that I had to learn how to fill. Not half-bad.

The next time I draw Slicer it probably won't be with this level of detail. At least in this specific case, it made me discover one or two small details in her design that I hadn't noticed before. It's cool.

Since it's already Halloween, I thought it would be appropriate to finally post this now. (I thought about posting this tomorrow, but not only do I think it's better to post this today, but I'll probably be too busy thinking about Bendy's new announcement tomorrow, whatever that may be)

But yeah. Happy Halloween folks!

*Yes, I'm still doing those prompts. They are being done! I'm just kinda busy. I think I will post them during November. I know that TID is over and I don't need to do them. But I'm stubborn and want to do it anyway lol.

Unfiltered version below:

#bendy and the ink machine #batim #bendy and the dark revival #batdr #the butcher gang #batdr carley #batdr slicer #crookedsmileart #eye contact #the ink demonth #Almost no one posts in this tag now and here I go to post in it #It is how it is i guess #I'm cooking with some drawings this year tbh #I'm surprised with myself haha

[megidoreyn]

Drew the SMT4 Samurai Squad floating away on the twitter profile balloons to celebrate my birthday in September! 🎈🍰

💙twitter 💙misskey

#shin megami tensei #megaten #smt iv #shin megami tensei iv #still kinda proud of these chibis NGL...really cooked with these given the time crunch #also in general I think this is a good representation of my chibi style overall... #I live for dynamic and expressive chibis!!! and just dynamic content overall...I always wonder if that comes through in my pictures tbh! #ok but FR FR two months ago I said I would post these individually LOL... so here they are! #fun fact: I still have not celebrated or have done anything special for my birthday yet LOL wheeze...usually I draw a self-indulgent pic #or grab some bubble tea/boba or some bread at local bakeries here (like 85C LOL)... but I haven't made any time for myself recently!

[bluesfreakingart]

Hiii I really really love how do you draw Jervis. Its something I don't see every day, you know? Please dont stop drawing it!!!

Glad you like the content anon! Also good news for you because I'm currently in the works with a meme and also actually getting to... possibly making an ask/rp blog because I'm caving into my own demons. (maybe more ask than rp tbqh dunno yet. I'm currently doing research n shit, so I get this right.)

Idk when tf I'm going to get both of these ideas out but like I'll post em-- SO IN TERMS OF STOPPING DW MORE IS TO COME

#blue answers #don't mind the shitty thumbnail I just wanted an image here #though it does pertain to like...what the fuck I'm cooking over here on storyboard pro #I have to draw so many chars... #those tags when I get this done are gonna be wild tbh.

[jokest3r]

POV: Soap tries to cook surprise breakfast for Ghost in their apartment

#cod #cod mw22 #ghost mw2 #soap mw2 #tbh i was debating putting ghost here but ik ghost could cook some good ass shit so i am not going to clown on him #ghostsoap #itd actually set the fire alarm off #look soap could cook a mean ass bbq but anything else hes gonna need some fucking help LMAO #ghost/soap #soap/ghost #soap'd be screaming and ghost would be the calm one and blow it out with an extinguisher with the most unamused yet amused expression #soap mactavish #simon ghost riley

[dekupalace]

cooking...............

#this is a big wip and probably won't be released until im finished with the fic but!!! it's there. it's cooking. it's simmering #tbh ive been making this since the concept of the fic was in my head. title and everything LOL #me like 'and imma drop a reference to the playlist in here' and only i know the reference #okay back to writing i go teehee #busy.🐝

[timey-fandom-stuff]

"What, playing by the rules wasn't enough for you?"

"In that case... Let's play a new game, just you and me."

"I'm gonna count to ten, and if you're still there..."

"I'll make you disappear. Better get hiding."

'The Kriptid' isn't your standard issue Kris Dreemurr; it's hard to say what they qualify as these days. A few too many tweaks by an over-zealous Deltarune modder have left them irreparably changed. They don't appreciate what 'meddlers' have done to them or their world.

Are they human? Are they a monster? A secret third thing, it seems.

If you're lucky, they'll never be more than a fleeting shadow at the edge of your screen, a flicker of pixels you can't quite identify. To most they're nothing but an elusive urban myth. And to those who dwell within, they're merely a mysterious vagabond with a discomforting sense of humor and an eerily detached disposition... And a notable aversion to being directly observed. Their nickname seems all too apt.

But to those Players who reach a little too deep into the code...

Well, that's a whole other story, now isn't it?

#kris dreemurr #deltarune #deltarune AU #kris deltarune #deltarune kris #my art #Jailbroken AU #Kris the Kriptid #blood tw #face horror tw #horror tw #i mean it's light horror and black blood but y'know. #this is part of a fun little project I've been cooking in the back :) it's a bit like an interactive ARG! and it ALSO has a sideblog! #i'd consider The Kriptid kind of a jokepasta of sorts; they're absolutely creepy at times but mostly more of a meme tbh #you might notice they share the creepy smile motif with all the characters who got messed up by forbidden knowledge tho :) #anyway the duality between this and Dog is so funny to me #one AU is visibly goofy in a very silly cartoon way and the other is a morbid parodypasta with a really dark background HDHDGDG #ANYWAY. shuts myself up and leaves this here #edit: added a readmore because tungle cuts it off so early rip

[ghoulinfuschia]

Seeing how… passionate you are with VTuber rigging, do you plan to make different models depending on your fandoms? Like if for example you go back to Homestuck, would you make a troll-sona model?

OKAY NGL,,, I WAS THINKING ABOUT THIS.

Seeing as making models for myself would be relatively easy I did consider making models for different fandom-sonas, the only issue is if I switched my model a lot it would kinda make me harder to recognize I feel. Although a workaround I thought about was maybe having my robo-sona be my default? I have been told I act like a robot anyways (not cold and unfeeling, but I was told I "glitch" a lot? I still don't know what that means IUDEFU).

My idea for my model was to have her be a cybergirl so being made of pixels would make it easy for her to shapeshift anyways??? Maybe?? Idk Im still workshopping that- BUT ANYWHO, A TROLLSONA MODEL IS V MUCH A POSSIBILITY. I think that could be very fun.

#honeybee rambles #For my model I do wanna give her some form of lore #My writer brain has already been cooking ideas and I think it could be fun #I don't wanna do a lore video or anything fancy #I might just ramble about it on here #As for a debut stream- idk if I wanna do that either tbh #I've seen the debuts a lot of Vtubers do and while they do look fun I've also heard that they're more work than they're worth #Idk I just don't super feel like making a spectacle out of it #Maybe I'm weird for that