#I don’t blame him

[tooncraze]

The duality of ghost hunting

No cause I played the 3rd game first and was put off by how passive agressive Gadd was to Luigi, only to be more surprised by the fact that he was actually quite nice to him in the previous games?? Like what happened between the second and third game💀💀

#Luigi’s just in it for the money atp #I don’t blame him #E Gadd is lowkey a surrogate father to him tho #Luigi #professor E Gadd #luigi’s mansion #digitalart #sketch #Mario bros #king boo

[ornitharts]

I love that Jon Matteson will be like “I don’t want to confirm anything without Lang approval” and immediately turn around to talk about how all of his characters are queer and related.

#i don’t blame him #if it were me I would never shut the fuck up about my little guys #hatchetfield #starkid #jon matteson #richard lipschitz #npmd #tgwdlm

[edscuntyeyeshadow]

rhys darby how in the everloving FUCK do you do That. with your face??? he looks like he’s gonna melt 🥺🥺🥺

#I don’t blame him #edward teach kiss me challenge #our flag means death #ofmd #ofmd s2 #ofmd season 2 #gentlebeard #rhys darby #our flag means gay #gay pirates #stede bonnet #stede fucking bonnet #edward teach #blackbonnet #ofmd tweet

[veryferaldistributions]

My Favorite Quotes from the “Bride of ReAnimator” Commentary (Not Included in the “Gay” Compilation):

Herbert: “Go. Home.”

Bruce: “Oh yeah, lot waiting for me there. How ‘bout that front room? Pet the dog! Find the finger eye puppet. Have some leftover spaghetti!”

Jeffrey: (about the Bride) “So she’s Meg. She’s Gloria-“

Bruce: “She’s the virgin-hooker with the twinkle toes.”

(Herbert and Francesca are barricading the lab door.)

Bruce: “Why is she helping you?”

Jeffrey: “Because she knows there are creatures out there (laughs) puking Cream of Wheat!”

Herbert: “You’re better off without her.”

Bruce: “Thanks for the advice, Dear Abby!”

(Herbert is talking about the feet of the ballet dancer.)

Bruce: “Y’know, Herbert’s parents made him take ballet for five years…”

(Over the course of the film commentary, they make several jokes about how Chapham is always seen with food.)

Herbert: (at Chapham) “What are you doing in here?”

Bruce: “Eating!”

(EDITED POST TO ADD MORE QUOTES/FIX ERRORS IN FIRST BATCH UPON REWATCH)

(Dan gets stabbed in Peru.)

Jeffrey: “Your kidney’s been lacerated, but you’ll be alright!”

Bruce: (sees his own name in the credits) “Who’s that?”

Bruce: “How did they get down there (Peru)?”

Jeffrey: (dryly) “By a plane, Bruce.”

Jeffrey: (singing to credits music) “Oh MEEEEG, my loooove, where did you goooo my deaaaar?”

(Movie cuts from Peru to Miskatonic.)

Bruce: “Oh yeah, like those two would be let back in the States!”

Bruce: “(Bride) is the ‘Frankenstein’ of the series. If the second is ‘Frankenstein,’ what’s the first?”

Jeffrey: “…Re-Animator.”

Bruce: “What is with my HAIR?”

Jeffrey: “Well, that was your choice!”

Dan: “Herbert, I have something to tell you.”

Bruce: “I’ve found a new hairdresser.”

Dr. Graves: “Who’d want to steal body parts?”

Jeffrey: “Ohhhhh, I think we knoooow.”

(Herbert is stealing Meg’s heart.)

Bruce: “Like Dan wouldn’t have enshrined that already.”

Herbert: (at Hill’s head in the morgue) “How did you get in here?”

Jeffrey: (mumbling) “…I hate this scene.”

(They both laugh at the puns anyway.)

Jeffrey: “Nice wheels, Dan.”

Bruce: “You bet. All in eight months. Got through customs. Now I’m driving a Dodge Swinger.”

Bruce: “I can’t get over my BeeGees haircut.”

Jeffrey: “Barry Gibb lives!”

(Later in the movie.)

Jeffrey: (singing) “Ah! Ah! Ah! Ah! Stayin’ alive! Stayin’ alive!”

Bruce: “Of course this house has a basement.”

Jeffrey: “It was one of our requirements.”

Bruce: “One of your requirements.”

Jeffrey: “Well…”

Herbert: “Security.”

Dan: “From what?”

Herbert: …

Jeffrey: “From what?!”

Bruce: “Do I merit an answer?!”

(Herbert is showing Dan the reagent.)

Jeffrey: “DRINK IT! DRINK IT!”

Bruce: “Y’know, Herbert has this nasty habit of shoving things in Dan’s face. Iguanas, reagent, amniotic fluid-“

Jeffrey: “Dead cats.”

Dan: “I’m moving out!”

Jeffrey: “Why?”

Bruce: “Because, I like this heart patient in the hospital MUCH more than you!”

Jeffrey: (laughs) “What, you gonna move in with HER?”

Bruce: “No one will ever get rich overestimating Dan’s bad taste.”

(Herbert is trying to convince Dan to reanimate Chapham, next to the boiling pot.)

Bruce: “Sure…why not?”

Jeffrey: “Lemme have some tea first!”

(Cuts from the basement to Francesca, in Dan’s bed.)

Francesca: “Daniel?”

Bruce: “Why am I down there? WHY? What am I thinking about?”

Jeffrey: “You needed to get another prophylactic from the lab.”

Dan: “Herbert!”

Bruce: “I’d like to have a nickel for every time I’ve said ‘Herbert’ in these two movies.”

Dan: “It helps me to think of you as Meg.”

Bruce: “Betcha that makes her feel good. No wonder she dies!”

(Gloria flatlines.)

Jeffrey: “And that made her die.”

(Herbert and Dan are reanimating the Bride.)

Bruce: “Don’t try this at home.”

(Herbert puts on the gun holster.)

Bruce: “Wild, wild West. Herbie, get your gun.”

Herbert: “There is my creation!”

Jeffrey: “So put THAT in your pipe and smoke it!”

Bruce: (singing Rick Springfield) “I wish I was Herbie’s girl!”

(The Bride is trying to seduce Dan.)

Bruce: “Oh boy. I certainly wasn’t paid enough for this.”

Bride: (to Dan) “You made me?”

Herbert: “I made you!”

Jeffrey: “Yeah! Get that straight, babe!”

Dan: “You’re not Meg. Meg’s dead.”

Bruce: (flatly) “Wow. What a revelation. How edifying.”

Herbert: “Make a note of it, Dan! Tissue rejection!”

Bruce: “You write it down, ya little squirt! I’m tired of taking your notes!”

Dan: “You’re alive.”

(Falls to his knees.)

Jeffrey: “And I worship you!”

#seriously y’all watch it #it’s in the apple store #jeffrey combs #bruce abbott #herbert west #daniel cain #francesca #bride of re animator #bride of reanimator #commentary #film commentary #danbert #i’ll probably add more on my next rewatch #so many good lines #please reblog #the formatting took FOREVER #gloria reanimator #francesca reanimator #bruce hates dan like pattinson hates edward #i don’t blame him #dan is hella creepy in Bride

[qrcane]

When etoile is in a competition to survive and his opponent is Jaiden, Charlie, Baghera, Flippa, and Foolish making a story

Gif by megabuild

#he couldn’t handle it #I don’t blame him #qsmp #qsmp etoiles #qsmp slimecicle #qsmp jaiden #qsmp baghera #qsmp codeflippa #qsmp foolish #qsmp liveblogging

[tinseltownie]

George Heart Eyes Russell

#formula 1 #f1 #george russell #lewis hamilton #I don’t blame him #I also look at Lewis the same way #it’s like staring at the sun #oh Georgie #this is hero worship btw #and nothing like what Oscar looks like #when he looks at HIS teammate #there’s a difference #i shant elaborate #byeeeee

[gale-gentlepenguin]

Chat noir: (after destruction) I cataclysmed someone… sure it was monarch and sure it was an accident… but I don’t know how I can justify such an action

Chat noir: (experiencing losing his family and happiness in Jubilation) Ah, so you have chosen death!

#ml #miraculous ladybug #ml s*** posts #to be honest #I don’t blame him #jubilation #destruction

[raddestrose]

Eight books and a whole lot of situations later and the problem still stands. Xie Lian never found out whether he should laugh or cry.

#i don’t blame him #i’ve found myself in the same situation constantly #emotions are hard #xie lian #tgcf #i’ve read that line so much that now #when i’m in a strange situation I think of that line #me too though

[anewstartrekfan]

Behold, one off character Dr. Miranda Jones delivers the sickest burn in Star Trek history

#bones got third degree burns from this and never fully recovered #just just bent the knee #I don’t blame him #that’s what you get for coming for her career like that #star trek tos #star trek #james t kirk #star trek watch through #bones mccoy #leonard mccoy #is there in truth no beauty? #miranda jones

[iroakxiang]

#xiyao #jgy #lxc #mdzs #i don’t blame him

[chuckschippedchomper]

it took so much work for marchy to be civil at that bedard question

#bruins lb #brad marchand #i don’t blame him

[jasonsscar]

poseidon really is a simp first and a god second, huh?

#BUDDYYYY #PALLLLL #i don’t blame him #i too am a simp for sally jackson #pjo #pjo tv

[baseball-haven]

Honestly Volpe is all of us tbh 😭. Bader is just perfect and *chef’s kiss*

#baseball fandom #baseball #new york yankees #harrison bader #anthony volpe #I feel u lil fox. Bader is a hot piece of ass #i don’t blame him

[are-we-really-doing-this]

Honestly Shawn, same.

#corey is very pretty #shawn is in love #I don’t blame him #corey looks like a beautiful girl who stays with her average looking husband because he’s actually good to her and makes her feel worth it #people are always telling her she can do better but she loves her man and how he makes her feel like more than a pretty face #you know? #I want this fic yesterday #transfem corey? yes please #working man shawn trying to overcome his anger issues for his woman? gimme gimme #slipknot #6/8 #shawn crahan #corey taylor #these tags are a trip

[autisticlancemcclain]

I genuinely think Steven yeun doesn’t remember he was in voltron. Like I think if you went up to him and asked him a question about voltron he’d be like “what. What are you talking about.”

NO DOUBT LMAO

#man doesn’t talk about it at all 💀 #ask #altho honestly with the amount of weirdo shit he got from 2016-2018…. #i don’t blame him

[xhanisai]

Adrien gonna be looking at Monsieur. Damocles like

#ml spoilers #miraculous ladybug #miraculous ladybug and chat noir #adrien agreste #I don’t blame him