#I have been laughing at this for ages

[just2bubbly]

Kenji Kishimoto should be protected at all cost 🥹

#I have been laughing at this for ages #and yea peacocks about to mate like my boi has good coping mechanisms to define terminology for his own death #bsd kenji #aaron warner #juliette ferrars #shattered glass #ignite me #tahereh mafi

[urclna]

who the fuck discovered this before me

#disco elysium #infinite craft #I'VE BEEN CRYING LAUGHING OVER THIS FOR THE PAST 5 MINUTES #the fact that it's NOT a first discovery makes it even better #i also have “Yaoi Kitsuragi” which IS a first discovery #i've been trying to make HDB but IT'S NOT WORKING so i've just been mixing random shit with Disco Elysium in hopes of getting sth useful #and i ended up with.... this #whoever got here before me i salute you. fellow middle aged men yaoi warrior

[marzipanilla]

lol I did it first

#invincible spoilers #invincible #i understand production times and the script would have been written and everything recorded ages ago guys #but still makes me laugh a bit #glad they gave her more to do in the levy confrontation #not sure how I feel about 'she totes evil in all other dimensions too' but I mean #whatever I doubt we're going to get any follow up on that from her end #tho alt marks running into her and still being mamas boys w her around would be hilarious #like oh want me to kill this guy for you mom? : ) oh haha honey no lets go uh... keep them alive so they can suffer instead? #Debbie Grayson #Angstrom Levy

[divvy-div-art]

fortnite duos can really give you whiplash

#live laugh love potassius peels <3 #fortnite #potassius peels #peely #korra #legend of korra #i think we're gonna have to kill this guy #ik the meme's a little outdated but this was a request #and also it's still funny #also wow it's been ages huh #fanart #digital fanart #meme #i guess #idk how to tag joke art #ignore every hand in this drawing #i have legit not actually drawn since that alan wake stuff i did months ago #i'm serious i haven't touched the program #i need to get back into the swing of things cuz my ability to draw HAS atrophied #i've never watched legend of korra and drew her almost entirely from memory i'm sorry ;;

[purrassicjet]

In my mind (and with very little canon backing), Sandra Lynn has some sort of Seperation Anxiety Disorder.

It wasn't as much of a problem when she was a kid, she didn't like going to class without her friends and sometimes struggled to go to school at all, but when she was kicked out of her adventuring party as an adult it really kicked in.

Being left alone without anybody to rely on led her to rely on herself, but also heavily on Baxter as the only constant. She tried to live in a cheap apartment when she first came back to Elmville, but she had nights filled with crippling stomach pain and panic attacks because she couldn't be near Baxter, and feared for his life. She quickly moved out and lived in various shelters she built in the forest. It was cold, but it was the only place she could be near her mount and know he was safe. That he wasn't going to leave her too.

It appeared to calm down when she married Gilear. Due to quitting his job, he mostly stayed at home so she knew where he was at all times. She could half-trust something bad wasn't going to happen to him. But she also feared having an attachment to just one person, leading to the unfaithfulness. She was setting up Gorthalax as somebody she could hold onto if something happened to Gilear.

She struggled to let Fig out of her sight once she was born, but also didn't want Fig to have the same struggles with seperation she does, so did her best to push through to avoid projecting those issues on.

The divorce caused it to flare up again, she was once again relying solely on Baxter as her point of attachment. She worked a lot because while she hated being apart from Fig, she was still focused on not making Fig inherit her issues. This causes her harshness in Freshman Year.

Getting with Jawbone was incredibly helpful. He led her towards getting professional help after seeing some of her symptoms, and just having somebody as stable as Jawbone was a huge help. She still couldn't fully trust her attachment to him not to snap, so she did the same thing she did with Gorthalax with Garthy, but recognised her behavior before it could go as far as it did with Gorthalax.

As of Junior Year, she has more trust in the security of her relationships, due to having more of them (the other bad parents as friends, the knowledge that Jawbone will forgive her if she's truly sorry, a better relationship with Fig, etc), but she still retains the insecure attachment to Baxter from her past. Her hands shook a little when she let him to with the Bad Kids as Zayn's escort, but she was able to calm herself down somewhat with the things she'd learned.

#This was a long post #But I've been thinking about it for ages #Just a little headcanon I have #Works with a lot of my little live laugh wolf ficlets #dimension 20 #fantasy high #fhjy spoilers #sandra lynn faeth

[sundayswiththeilluminati]

you ever think about how Osiris “grouchy old bastard recluse who rains down flaming death from above” was mentored by Felwinter, and we only recently discovered Felwinter was Rasputin, and therefore Osiris may be just now coming to the uncomfortable realization that there’s more of the Warmind in him than he’d like to admit

#Destiny 2 #this post brought to you by me laughing over him inadvertently quoting Rasputin to Clovis #because like yeah #that is something both Rasputin and Osiris would legit say #'Phoenix of the Dark Ages' is a very Rasputin title #and now Osiris is having to deal with 'I learned about how to be a Guardian from the fucking WARMIND' #'...it does explain some things.' #I feel like if the Iron Lords were alive and they found out about Felwinter #Felwinter is terrified they'll reject him or hunt him etc. #but I feel like their main reaction would be 'you know that does explain a few things' #and then just endless computer jokes at his expense #I really REALLY want to know how Saladin dealt with finding out about Felwinter #we have been deprived of this for TWO YEARS #HOW DID HE REACT #just give me one loretab on it please bungo #this is the wager of existence

[cloud-based-and-rainpilled]

Calling it now: The Michael Sheen autism show “The Assembly” is going to be a bigger bomb than the outrageously mediocre Frost/Nixon and I for one am an autist excited to be fed with cringe ragebait the world has not seen since “The Other Sister”

#‘hey what’s it like dating a woman your daughter’s age’ ‘oh it’s fine because i’m gay lmao’ #good omens #the assembly #autism #actually autistic #i’m tired of fighting for autistic representation i’m just ready for the popcorn to laugh at how goddamn obtuse people are #like that fuckin love on the spectrum show is the closest thing we have to acknowledging out sexuality mainstream #it’s… dire #michael sheen #david tennant #iykyk #bbc staged #the other sister #autistic cringe #<- this tag rules lmao #i hate frost nixon with a burning fucking passion it should have been good godDAMMIT #*our sexuality i cannae type sorry

[mysticarcanum]

i love this evil old man so much. listen to him laugh and cackle and giggle with glee for two and a half minutes

#posting this as its own post now #ive been saving time stamps from the war master audios for AGES #and i finally went through and put them together #jacobi is far and away my favourite master. and by god does he have the evil laugh to prove it #doctor who #the master #jacobi!master #war master

[ride-a-dromedary]

Whenever Halsin giggles, or does that little hum of a chuckle, every protective instinct in my brain synapses instantly lights up.

#BG3 Musing #Halsin Posting #he giggles! i cannot describe that laugh as anything less than a giggle or more than a chuckle #i am such a sucker for characters who exist in divides of assumption #you think oh this giant man must have a big boisterous laugh (and like maybe he does) but no! it's a delicate little thing #you think this guy who a moment ago as a bear was growling and snarling and demanding blood be shed is a beast #that enjoys the activity - but the first thing he says to you is to pardon his mess #like i live for that appearances are deceiving cliche i don't care how many times i see it #and i love those little reminders that halsin is - in fact - elven - he is a fae creature #even if he doesn't look like a stereotypical elf he still exhibits elven traits and it's delightful #but also halsin needs to be protected - that is the giggle of a little boy coming from the chest of a middle aged man #also also you ever think part of the reason he's more soft spoken was to avoid scaring people because he's been told that he's a bit scary #so he taught himself to reign it in to avoid being stereotyped because like...that's sad

[thebirdandhersong]

Okay y'all it is over it is done the conversation has been had he knows I love him we are still friends I have cried my eyes out properly I have laughed again my heart will keep on hurting for a while but it is FINISHED

#it is a bit rough to be told that the age gap (3 years??) is too big and life stages are too different #and that it would be unwise since im graduating next year #and then be told that he's not attracted to you in that way #and THEN be told that if you were younger he might consider it #but alas that is the way the cookie crumbles #i do value his friendship very much and i am glad for it #but i am also glad he was honest with me #lads if i could choose i would go through all of it again! i have loved this poor sweet oblivious boy for a short while #but it has been very long and very deeply lodged in my heart #anyway i will be okay and im glad i can laugh again so soon :) #thank you for praying for me it really has been a fresh new hell in many ways #and i do love him. i do love him so terribly much #but i know it will pass #also he WAS very sweet about it. very sweet and honest and vulnerable and i deeply appreciated it #part of me is like. WILL I EVER LOVE AGAIN??? and the other part is like. i cant imagine loving anyone else #i kid you not he is the most wonderful God fearing gentle kind man of integrity i know. i love him terribly. #and there is no other guy who i trust implicitly and know i can tell or talk to about anything #so it is hard to imagine loving anyone else. he is so precious to me and just being around him makes my heart so happy #it will pass!!!!! #the waiting room chapter

[elfcollector]

“i promise you, varric.  we’ll make sure none of this happens.” “i’m pretty sure you’re crazy.  or i’m crazy.  either way, it’s a — nice thought.”

#daedit #daiedit #dragon age #dragon age inquisition #varric tethras #in hushed whispers #da #vgedit #gamingedit #myedit #myedits #mygifs #mygif #hes so jokey and irreverent even here....big contrast 2 everyone else having a breakdown #obvi he does this w all inkies but i am soft in doves context #varrics been...well playing dad for lack of a better term. #he correctly figured out that all this shit was gonna wreck dove so hes been trying to make her laugh. pre All This i mean #hes been trying to comfort her. take care of her a lil #so i like 2 imagine that even now after a year of literal torture he sees dove and just knows he has to make her smile #cmon kiddo. no time for tears. let's go kick ass

[snail-speed]

Look I hate Nintendo as much as the next guy but the (maybe) oncoming legal action against Palworld kinda has some merit. There's a lot of original designs in the game, but there's also lots that very blatantly use parts of the models that are used in modern Pokemon games, and allegedly there's also some designs that are just fanart taken without permission.

Like from what I've seen the people deep in the discourse trenches are using both the "The designs are NOTHING alike!" and the "It's a parody, it's SUPPOSED to be a rip-off!" arguments interchangeably and it's like- No. No, you can't use both of those at once, they're paradoxical.

Either you believe Palworld is just another mon game, and just like every other mon game, there's some design elements that are inevitably going to repeat, in which case we'll have to wait and see what happens, or you agree that Palworld is plagiarizing and you're okay with it, in which case you can't really complain when a lawsuit hits.

#i'm looking at the palworld tag just kinda laughing at how overly passionate people get about the discourse #nothing against the game it looks fun but this isn't the first time a mon game has been hyped up as a Pokemon Killer #the “ITS A PARODY BRO” defense also really sucks for palworld because i highly doubt that's what PocketPal is going for? #like yeah it's taking the piss a bit with the pal abuse mechanic but pokemon is not the only mon game that makes a big deal #about the relationship between mons and their owners #if it's taking the piss at anything it's at the genre as a whole #treating it as just Pokemon Killer/Pokemon But Edgy is a disservice to it #and it's gonna cause it to age horribly. if the (maybe) oncoming lawsuit won't do that to begin with #that said though the feature to enslave humans is... A Thing for sure #like i get it's a commentary on humans and mons not being too different but #well IRL we didn't exactly have a slave trade consisting of cloud eevees let me put it that way #pokemon #palworld

[thyandrawrites]

Free matsuhana fic concept: the team places mistletoe everywhere in a sweet but misguided effort to get them together, not knowing that they've already been dating for months. They still go along with it, wondering how many heated make out sessions it will take for them to catch on, since the double dates with iwaoi (who actually aren't together yet) haven't been evidence enough

#Matsuhana #Hanamatsu #hanamaki takahiro #Matsukawa issei #Haikyuu #Just posting this here instead of my sideblog for max visibility. Don't mind me #I haven't thought about them in AGES yet this was the first thing on my mind upon waking up this morning #Why a mistletoe fic? In the middle of june? I have no fucking clue #Maybe my subconscious is already craving the cold idk #Anyway this is up for grabs #I've never written hq fics and it's been years since I last read hq ff so I wouldn't know where to begin #But this has chaotic potential and it would be a shame not to let it roam free in the fandom. Hopefully someone can make this justice #Bonus: it's Kyoutani who figures it out the one time he actually shows up to practice #Despite not having seen the senpai in months #Because we all know kyoutani would never go along with the team's bs #Ok that last one is optional. No need to include it. But it made me laugh #Gosh I miss my seijoh children

[soldier-poet-king]

I need to be weirder. I need to hang out/talk with more intensely weird and deeply genuine people, and more frequently

#franposting #apropos of me being weirder and more terrible and more honest lately #and it feels. good? mentally clearer. more at peace #this isnt some oh small talk is bullshit nonsense #it has a place! we need socisl scripts to be polite and function sometimes! #i am simply saying that i personally have spent far too long being the idea of a person. the mask of one #that i want to start being a real person. my pinocchio ass out here like #people pleasing out of fear needs to stop. you can be unsettling. babe. babe its okay. you can laugh ugly and loud and be strange #and too intense and think too much and say strange things #and the world wont end. you can be a person warts and all #it is so weird. and also lowkey pathetic that i am only realizing this now aged 27 #like. my fear didnt make me more palatable or more loved. #it just made me lonely AND more depressed #i might still be isolated and lonely and offputting. but at least i can laugh at myself in joy in the meanwhile #idk if that makes any sense but it does to me so maybe thats all that matters for this post #ANYWAY everyone who ive been talking w lately #(yall know who u are) #im like. thank u. thank u

[defeateddetectives]

TOGETHER AT LONG LAST

#LITERAL MATCHING SET THAT MS. MIDORIKAWA CREATED FOR ME PERSONALLY; DO NOT SEPARATE EVER AGAIN!!!!!!! #apologies to the people who have had to hear me whine and cry nonstop about the ends of the earth i've had to go to procure vol 25 #over the past few months but here we finally areee #a colleague on this most recent nyc work trip: so i finally found this very exclusive designer handbag i couldnt find anywhere else #i've been looking for it for ages gosh i'm so glad!!! #me laughing nervously internally: yeah that makes total sense i too......can totally relate #if you happen to be one of the salespeople from the 10+ book/mangastores i sobbed to in the process hi hello #also psa many volumes are out of print bc of low demand apparently which means we gotta band together and hoard some natsumes!!! #natsume problems #(literal) #horrible exorcists

[thevampirearchive]

To be real with you, my goal in life is to work as little as possible. If it means getting a new job every year, every other year — whatever it is, I’ll do it. Just so the freedom i have will feel like free time. Spend doing whatever I desire. Drawing, painting, writing, enjoying nature & it’s creatures.

Sure I have goals, ambitions and desires, but I’d sooner die then make any of them a full time job, snuffing out the light they bring me in exchange for consistant work for consistant content. If they bring me riches by simply being made by me & people enjoying (and paying me), yay me. But never will i make what I love my full time job — unless I’m 100% in control of what/where/when. The goal is not to work and just be a trinquait lady, with a concerning obsession with vampires, a closet full of black garments, who enjoys cooking random dishes and sharing with whomever wishes to come over & feast whiles we talk about the universe.

And when I say that, people look at me crazy. But that’s okay, maybe I am crazy. I just know my lineage has too long of a history of slavery, and I’d like to end it with me — even if it’s modern day slavery. I shell never return to living to work. And do my best working little to live the fullest.

#very privileged to even have the option but even that — am i? been homeless #lost friends — family— seen as a burden to sociaty but I refuse to truly participate #i could be an archeologist like I always dreamt but if it’s my JOB I’ll politely say no thank you #i belive working can be good — and many things are much required but the concepts of jobs #corporations / salaries and all that while the earth burns people die and prices continue to rise? #they laugh in our face and raise the retirement age every 5 buisness weeks lol fuck no from me 🙏🏾 #thoughts