Things I’ll never write because I lack the time to devote to it:
Corroded Coffin makes it big in the early 90s, and sure they get mistaken as a “grunge” band occasionally, but if it puts them in arenas then they’ll be grunge sometimes
Steve, of course, goes on tour with them because why wouldn’t he follow Eddie across the country (eventually the world)?
They have groupies falling all over them after every show and Steve just laughs about it because Eddie is so ridiculously in love with him he doesn’t even notice the women half naked in front of him in the autograph line
But he does notice that Gareth is just as avoidant, blushing when any attention is on him, but never does anything beyond a polite smile and autograph
Eddie tells him it’s because he’s never even kissed someone before, that he’s always been a romantic at heart who thinks the first time should be “special” (insert fond eye roll here) and Steve actually feels bad for him
Because how will he find that on the road? He has women coming up to him every night, but none of them would be “special”
Steve thinks for weeks, and Eddie knows something’s up but doesn’t ask. He knows Steve will come to him when he’s ready
And then after witnessing an especially awkward encounter between Gareth and two fans, he finally pulls Eddie aside and asks “what if we could make it special for him? Get it out of the way?”
It’s a hard sell at first, and Steve knew it would be
That’s one of Eddie’s best friends, they’ve been best friends for nearly a decade
And he’s so protective of his relationship with Steve, of their dynamic, possessive in a way that would probably be unhealthy if they hadn’t literally almost died together
But he realizes that Steve’s right, Gareth will never make a move on someone until he’s sure they’re right for him and that won’t happen on tour
And Steve was perfect for their first time. He’s patient and gentle, even now, even when they’re in a rush on the bus before everyone gets back
Eddie offers and Gareth just laughs, but it dies out when he realizes he’s serious
He asks a lot of questions, and he takes days to decide, avoids them both so he can make the right decision for him
But he knows they’re right. They’d be perfect for his first time. He knows it’s stupid to put so much weight into something like sex, but it’s just that he wants it to mean more than rough fucking on the couch of a bar’s back room
So he agrees
He agrees as long as they’re both involved and it doesn’t just turn into one of them fucking him or getting fucked by him. He can’t deal with either of them getting jealous or being mad at him
So they agree
And the next time they get to stay in a hotel, Gareth skips getting his own room so he can have the first time he’s always pictured, even though it’s definitely not who he pictured it with
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tails: calm down
sonic, seemingly calm: i am calm
everyone: ?????
tails, knowingly: i know what it looks like but this is the angriest ive seen him in a while, trust me
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Manifesting an epic Adam semi-face reveal. And by that I mean I think it’d be awesome if it went something like the Owl House where we get to see his mask crack and only see one of his eyes. Then, he gets scary or aggressive and we have a cool epic fight scene or angsty moment from him. Make Adam badass or scary PLEASE
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Things I wanna write: a cute T-rated crew &/ Izzy fic where during the Kraken Era, the Trauma Crew realised that stroking Izzy's hair and cuddling him really calms him down.
To the point where, after Stede returns and Ed starts actually taking steps to improve as a person and they all sail away happily from the British attack on Nassau (AND EVERYONE LIVES), Izzy tries to reassume his status and reputation as The Fearsome Hardass First Mate. He maybe goes a little ham with it, due to deep-seated fears about no longer being able to fill the role due to his disability (and his quiet yearning to drag it up with Calypso again). But whenever he goes too far with insulting Bonnet's lot, one of the Trauma Crew sneaks up behind him and just engulfs him in a hug.
Inevitably, Izzy freezes, eyes huge. Everyone tenses, expecting the stabbing to start. But then the hugger - usually Fang or Jim or the new quartermaster Frenchie - murmurs 'shhshhshh' to the side of Izzy's neck and stroke up and down his sides, and the crew get to watch their first mate fucking melt.
Bonus points: Ed is kinda freaked out about this (and more than a little jealous, because Izzy's never been that comfortable with anyone but him before. And nowadays, despite the two of them having civil conversations and Izzy treating him relatively normally, Izzy is super tense whenever Ed tries to touch him... >:3c)
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thinking about what a genloss au of different smps would entail... like how the different seasons are them living a new story line, their deaths simply becoming meaningless because they can come back.
so qsmp would be showfall testing how attachments to people (eggs in this case) influences the choices people make.
dsmp? attachment again and the impacts of war.
hermitcraft? seeing what people would do if they had no perma-death hanging over their heads. what would happen if peace was a reality. would conflict stay as harmless or would it become worse?
empires? everyone has their own plot of land, freedom to create their own rules there and trade as they like. what would the conflicts be? how would they solve them? (the crown from s1 comes to mind here)
last life? you have limited lives, time, are linked with someone, etc. a collection of showfall's experiments marketed as a series where the characters simply gain trauma and trust issues.
etc. etc. etc.
now imagine if all of these smps converged, a person - a hero, if you will - realising that something's off (all of it planned by showfall for a simple crossover event, like empires x hermitcraft but on a much larger scale). slowly everyone is picked off one by one (for most of them are characters of multiple series), until only the "original heroes" are left.
these "heroes" are forced into a murder game. what is it? how do they react?
who wins?
who loses?
or really...
who lives... who dies?
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i see your spider-wolf!enid and venom!wednesday and i raise you...
wednesday doesn’t have a symbiotic relationship with venom, she is venom
ik ik enid is nothing like eddie, but eddie!enid and venom!wednesday is still my favorite version of this
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me, personally, well. i think if senshi dungeon meshi was a recipe blogger he’d write a whole essay breaking down the ingredient sources, harvesting and butchering methods, and would end it with a personal tale. the actual recipe would be incredibly easy to understand. and then he’d add multiple nutritional diagrams. he’d end every blog entry with a message of encouragement. peace and love on planet earth.
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what's so interesting about religion in the dnd world is that since their deities are proven real, religion isn't a matter of faith, but a matter of patronage. it's a matter of "i like this deity/ruleset/thing better". it's like sports teams.
kristen, meanwhile, has a deity who may very well be gone. dead. so not only is she already one of the most skilled clerics to have ever lived--she's resurrected herself from the dead, and single-handedly created gods--but she's got a religious one-up on every other priest, cleric, etc. out there, even though her religion has a total population of 1 person:
kristen applebees is quite literally the only cleric to practice actual faith.
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