The second-year Sakuma Rei, who reads silly shojo manga with you (and specially buys you new volumes if he has the opportunity!) and he makes fun of the general mawkishness and naivety, but never refuses to do it again.
The second-year Sakuma Rei, who suddenly jokingly tells you various ambiguous things, but always reproaches others when they try to do the same, because "this is harassment, man."
The second-year Sakuma Rei, who tells you that he attacked you in the middle of the night to kidnap you, but always accompanies you to the dorm so that you don't run into bad guys from other courses (he never admits that he did it for this purpose).
The second-year Sakuma Rei, who will never ask you to hang out with him, but will be extremely pleased if you offer.
The second-year Sakuma Rei, who has fun sneaking up on you from behind and abruptly putting his hands on your shoulders or blowing in your ear to scare you.
The second-year Sakuma Rei who asks you strange questions with a face like ":3" and you immediately realize that he's up to something.
The second-year Sakuma Rei, who at times deliberately exaggerates the closeness between the two of you, so that during his absence bullies do not cling to you (he's a local crime boss, if you know what I mean).
The second-year Sakuma Rei, who unexpectedly knows how to braid hair, but he always pulls your hair, on purpose or not.
The second-year Sakuma Rei, who pretends that he is not interested, but always remembers everything you tell him.
The second-year Sakuma "from now on, you are a hostage of the Demon King" Rei, who manages to violate and not violate your personal boundaries at the same time.
The second-year Sakuma Rei, who inserts an unexpected professional or scientific term in the middle of his blunt, rude speech.
The second-year Sakuma Rei, who makes a face every time you give him gifts, and then ten years later you find these gifts in his closet.
The second-year Sakuma Rei, who is happy to communicate with you, but "you must be damn glad how lucky you are to breathe the same air with ore-sama-chan, huh?☆"
(and also Sakuma Rei, who will sincerely apologize to you later for his behavior if you remind him of it)
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"I won't wait for you but i will keep sleeping with you behind your boyfriend's back" oh sand 🥰 you are not a nice guy
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Demetri Volturi...
Very random, but the Volterra scenes in New Moon were soo iconic! Ughh, I love the Volturi! I wished they had more screen time in general.
Especially my boy Demetri, fuck he's hot! I know he has like five lines in total but he should've had more. He has such a suave, deep, rich voice. And the way he carries himself??? On my knees bro. 🛐🛐🛐
When he's escorting Bella, Edward, and Alice from their meeting with Aro, we see Heidi bringing in the tourists - the way he whispers his lines....UGHHH!!! "Nice fishing Heidi." and "Save some for me!" with the obvious hunger in his voice... Like, come on! 😩😩
Look at my man!!! So handsome! So pretty! I love the all-black outfit and the golden necklace over top, ugh, fashion icon! (the little smirk on his face - stop!)
This was always so funny to me. The way he stares at Edward while opera is playing in the back, bye!
Why did they cut this scene? The Volturi were supposed to be the big baddies of the series who kill and use humans all the time but besides that one quick scene in New Moon, we don't really see them killing humans.
(the way he grabs her neck... iwouldtotallylethimdothattome, what?)
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ARBER GOT A TRIPPING PENALTY AND PUT HIS HAND OVER HIS HEAD LIKE A CARTOON LMAO
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my crush on spencer reid is alive and well
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BTW WATCH THE OBELISCO VIDEO IF YOU DIDN'T WATCH THE STREAM IT'S GOOD. SPREEN IS GOOD FOR THE SOUL.
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rip kurt cobain you would've loved us coquettes
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