#I thought it would be cleaner

[cosmostiel]

Was struck with the image of fourteen and wilf ZOOMING around the tardis with wilf’s wheelchair and I need fanart of it IMMEDIATELY

#cosmos corner #I can see it so clearly #thought of while making tea with my tardis infuser and thinking about Wilf saying #I thought it would be cleaner #the first time he steps in the tardis #dw #fourteenth doctor #wilfred mott

[dear-ao3]

branch basics oxy boost cleaner my beloved

never met a fucking stain this thing can’t handle.

burned milk spill on my stove? gone. scorch marks on my pot? poof. weird mysterious shower rings? not here. mystery caked on stain in the bottom of a mug? not anymore.

my bestie, oxy boost my beloved

among my friends we all know that if my mom purchases a thing it is the least non toxic thing in the whole world and if i say it’s good that means it works so if non toxic cleaners that work are important to you i implore beg and beseech you to buy this. and this is tumblr so there’s no way in hell it’s sponsored.

#technically you have to have the concentrate shit also but that stuff is also my bestie #i put him in the laundry as wel and it’s the only thing that makes my athletic clothes not smell like rot and death. #beloved #i think my mom has gone through like 7 bags cleaning our whole house but she’s kind of insane #not a tag #from saph #you guys get everything on this blov #all my thoughts thrown on a page and right now my thoughts are that i would marry this cleaner

[cozylittleartblog]

swatchvember: 90′s, rainy day, sleeping

cramming some of these prompts together to be silly <3 they spent a lot of time back then keeping some rich up-and-coming little salesman entertained, he’s one of their best customers. maybe you’ve heard of him...

#deltarune #swatch #spamton #swatchvember #art #doodles #swatchlings #queen #i didn't mean to go that hard on the first one but the colors were important i thought asdflkjdsf #um! ok to tag as ship :) even though it is not meant to be ship they are still just here for his wallet wjhbdfbhj #they're both . drunk. swatch gave him the bill and he paid and left and they nodded off because this is their joint they can sleep where th #where they want. except he intended to come back and when he did they were already conked out. so he just. ''hey thats a good idea'' >zzz #and nobody saw him! nobody saw him they just saw swatch. he falls out of view when he lays down in those booths so he just got to Stay There #... anyway they're plenty awake now ! 😂 #regular spamton is a reprehensible little man but bigshot era spamton is just a little guy with big dreams and i would let #him sell me a vacuum cleaner #... that's reprehensible little man Affectionate. but still #i'm so cool i don't need to be drunk to forget how to count B) i just dont know how to count by Default! #before i forget if you see this pleas use they/them only when referring to my swatch ty!!!

[senditothemoonn]

Hello, I am here to present some fanart inspired by @oumaheroes’ wonderful fic The Cleaner !

The whole miniseries is just so intriguing and profound and I thoroughly enjoyed reading them and I hope u guys do too ✨ I sound calm while writing this description but honestly guys I’m frothing at the mouth GO READ THESE FICS IMMEDIATELY

#as always u guys know I could gush all day but I’ve probably embarrassed you enough so I will stop sjnsjsnj #hws scotland #my art #alasdair kirkland #aph scotland #hetalia #I just had so many thoughts after reading this fic #as with the others #and I needed to get this out because Alasdair interacting with cute old women would just not leave my mind #you can’t tell me he wouldn’t be so lovely to every one of the cleaners there #he knows all of their names and says hello to all of them #and retails them with suspiciously vivid tales of his youth

[defiant-firefly]

Oh my godddd Doctor Whoooooooo

That was such a fucking good one oh my god that was so well done. Love that the copy of the Doctor just started fucking galloping and the captain... fuckin' hell the balls on her... how'd she even fit through the airlock door with balls that fuckin' big holy shit how do you stay that calm and that chill, come up with a plan, execute it, and then end your own life to save the universe just as fuckin' calmly? Holy shit... Amazing...

The Doctor fucked up at the end though. "Why is Bean a funny name to give to someone?" Obviously Donna would know and the copy wouldn't and obviously Donna would TRY and do something different to prove it's her like god damn

The spaceship is dope as hell too I thought they were gonna drop us in Satellite 5 or whatever from the first series of New Who, but damn this was cool. And Jimbo!! I love Jimbo!! Guy of all time!!! :D

SO many good things in this one holy hell... most importantly though:

WILFRED MOTT!!!! THERE HE IS!!!! WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! WILF IS HERE!!!! WILFREEEEEDDDDDD!!!!! HELL YES!!!!! BEST CHARACTER!!!!! WE LOVE HIM!!!!

#WILFREEEEDDDDDD!!!!! #he's the guy that said he thought the Tardis would be cleaner I hope he gets to go into the new one and be like 'wow! you tidied up a bit!' #lmao sdfdfs #doctor who spoilers #he's. so normal. that's the thing about Russell T Davis' run #they were so fucking NORMAL #the AVERAGE people!!!! the everyday!!! #I know a few Wilf Motts because Wilf Mott is so normal and yet I don't know a single Wilf Mott because he's still unique #so fucking good I love it #cannot WAIT for the next one #LETS GO WILF!!!! WOOOOOOOOOO!!!! #also sfdsfsdf they just changed the word 'gravity' to 'mavity' amazing

[extraordinaryandroid]

i do think it's funny that connor acting like a maid for hank became a fandom trope because in reality although i don't doubt connor would help hank around the house when his depression was preventing him cleaning in most cases hank would probably grumble at connor to stop because he isn't some domestic android maid. connor would probably have to put his foot down and say as his roommate he does contribute to some of the mess, and therefore will help.

#hankcon #thoughts i have when mopping the floor lmao #like if anything i think connor making hank realise he Needs the help probably springs him into action with being more proactive #... with these things. then realising Huh it's nice to have a cleaner space and food in the fridge whod've thought #and i mean i know depression. it's a constant uphill and i don't want to ignore that. connor would help. but he wouldn't enable.

[theloveinc]

Can we know why she went from best friend to fat footed bitch please👀😂

No worries if not, I'm just up late

lol i actually think i called her a fat footed bitch BEFORE we stopped being friends (altho... probs not much before) becauseeeeee... the last year we were friends was rocky for me and her.

BUT, and prepare yourself: it's really LONG and convoluted because TECHNICALLY it was all a misunderstanding (and related to some unaddressed trauma she had), but basically... her and her sister INVITED me and a plus one (who ended up being my friend) to go see a concert with them and carpool to the train station together, where we'd all subway to the venue. This part all goes fine.

BUT, it's on the way home, after we've trained back to her car... when it's like 2 in the morning, that she (ex-best friend) tells us that she's not planning on taking me or my friend home. She's just driving back to her house where she'll leave us to do whatever for our own ride, BECAUSE, she says, "we never asked for her to carpool us back home."

And this is kind of a problem because... since we just assumed she'd give us a ride home, WE HAVE NO BACKUP PLAN, and neither my mom nor my friend's family is picking up the phone, and so essentially, if she doesn't drive us, we're stranded in the middle of the night.

Of course, as my friend argues (even though I know she'd never call one for herself bc she was terrified of men) we could've gotten an uber... but it's both really late at night and, because this was just after highschool and I WAS FRESHLY 18, just an awful idea.

But the thing that makes it even more weird... is like, as we're arguing, her sister (who literally co-owns the car with her) offers to drive instead... and it's only then that she finally agrees to take us home...

Except that, once we're on the road, SHE PURPOSEFULLY misses our exit and just goes to her house anyway??????? (and by this point, i'm crying, not really because i'm upset at the scenario as a whole, though that too, but because i think she's just not acting like a friend AND BEING hypocritical, as well as the girl who i invited is chronically ill and needs to get home for her medication and bathroom and etc. and I just feel so bad)

So we eventually get to her house... where, once arriving, she just fucks off!!!!!!! and leaves us outside!!! And thankfully, her sister (who is actually still my friend, I love her lol) offers to go back and drop us off at home...

But the whole thing just ends up spiraling because... WELL, there's a lot of reasons, lol:

I left a bunch of makeup and a jacket at her house and text her to make sure i can pick it up later... and she yells at me (over text) about always being selfish asking other people to do stuff for me

This starts another fight where I tell her I just want an apology for not driving me home and that i was never expecting her to drop off the makeup LOL

She doesn't apologize and instead texts a mutual friend trying to get her to talk to me too

and i just stop responding to her altogether

And by the time she messages me again, a couple months later (by which we're both in different states having started college), NOT WITH AN APOLOGY, just simply saying she didn't realize the whole thing would take such a toll, I'm still too hurt to talk to her.... and that's basically the end of our friendship.

OH AND THE WHOLE INSTAGRAM REPORTING THING happened bc her sister invited me to christmas dinner soon after that and she immediately uninvited me... and i made another post about her having made me cry, which her new friend sent, as well as all these other screenshots of posts I made, to her.

i also did eventually get her a birthday gift (as an olive branch) when i was finally not angry and hurt.... but she never ended up acknowledging it (which wouldn't have been super weird except... i was literally at her house celebrating with her sister and she never once spoke to me).

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SO YEAH. You probably weren't expecting so much but... here it is!! took me like 45 minutes to type out and i'm pretty sure it's still not the best description but........... THAT'S HOW I GOT MY HEART BROKEN BY A FAT FOOTED BITCH (she's also a zionist now tho so lmaooo i really dodged a bullet there) !

HOPE THIS WAS A GOOD BEDTIME STORY ILY

#sorry this is such a mess #and maybe it's not even that dramatic #but we had been friends since preschool.. so it was really impactful at the time #to just. not be apologized to. that's all i really wanted #i still mourn her a lot lol i miss her very badly #but she clearly wasnt the person i thought she was #i saw her last year at another birthday dinner and it was ... okay. but i doubt we'll be the same #this is why i have no sympathy for gojo btw that sh*t happened to me too ! #also she hit her sister in the face with a vacuum cleaner once #after our fiasco. and scarred her really badly through the eyebrow. #AND ACTUALLY even before we stopped being friends she would hit her sister and break her stuff all the time #i was just told not to comment bc im an only child but it was strange imo #ALSO before we stopped being friends... #we went somewhere that got sh*t up literally like an hour after we left... and she didn't give one f*ck #ANYWAY AGAIN #hope this makes sense lmfaooooo #sorry it's a mess #caitie answers #anon

[ren-from-mars]

Me when a single day alters the course of my life forever

#in a good way ofc #(gonna start rambling today was a good day) #so like. made plans last night to hop on and play some warframe with a friend #thst friend is uber cool. and also american so we dont get to vc and game togethdr much #but i woke up at 8 30 #had brekkie #and got on at 9 #played gamed with coolest homie for 3 hours #watched the first ep of jjk while eating food w them and takijg a breather from games #as we finished up motivation hit so i had my adhd med abt 20 mins before we finished #cut my hair so i no longer feel wonky abt the length #tried a new way of styling the cut and it works really well #then went to the mall to get some things ive been meaning to get for years #came back home cleaner my room #saw facebook advert for a job opportunity i have been seeking out for quite some time #sent in a very formal and well written email application while figuring out how to go further in depth about the things i said #went back to room and sewed on the last remaining badge for my scout uniform #checked up on fb for scout things happening tonight #hyped myself up to go #night went better than i thought it would and nobody got unreasonably upset and everyone stayed levelheaded #and!! i got secretary!! one of the four core exec roles!!! #came home and chatted to parents about an event they went to #it was just. such a good day #and now i eeby #ren rambles #OH AND NOT TO MENTION #before i came home but after scouts #i talked with my closest friends abt my hyperfixations (and the ones we share!!) and it was sososo fun #i love sharing hyperfixes with friends #<3333

[cricket124]

I made a Born This Way pin bc why not

Art I made for it:

#turned out a little better than I thought it would tbh #next time I make a button it'll turn out cleaner... Probably #and yeah I traced it how else am I supposed to draw the motorcycle #lady gaga #born this way #my art

[zoueriemandzijnopmars]

No, y'know why else we need gender neutral bathrooms? Because there's always a line for the women's bathroom and never for the men's.

Like it seems common sense to make two identical sized bathrooms for men and women but. it. is. not. Female bladders are smaller on average so women have to pee more often, not to mention the fact that going to the bathroom to pee takes longer for women usually (an urinal is a lot faster). So if there are as many toilets in the men's room as in the women's bathroom, the women will have too little space and the men too much. (And usually the men get more because of the aforementioned urinals)

Therefore gender neutral bathrooms with closed off stalls and maybe a small room with urinals on the side.

#like at my korfball club the men's room and the women's room are the same size #but the men have 4 urinals and a regular toilet and the women 2 toilets #this has not been thought through #lgbt+ #<- adjacent like my argument is actually for the people who do not care about lgbt+ people but it would benefit them #feminism #imagine how much more time men have because they wait so much less for bathrooms #anyway so I have on many occasions went to the men's toilet because fuck waiting if there's a free toilet right there #especially when there's just two doors with a regular toilet behind each there's literally no difference #oh well the men sometimes don't get a bin #which can be a problem if you're menstruating #which is another reason why we need gender neutral bathrooms so that every bathroom gets a bin #good for transmen and non-binary people who menstruate and also for cis men who need to change bandages #a thought that occurred to me when I had to get rid of the bandage I got after donating blood #like my blood is safe otherwise I wouldn't be able to donate but still cleaner to drop it in the special blood bin #anyway all new buildings should only build gender neutral bathrooms #I can't get over the fact I called the bin in the toilet the blood bin just now #I made an original post

[clownkillsyou]

I FORGOT ABT THIS

#art #madness combat #deismoke #it didnt feel worth it to line this so i just tied 2 make it a little cleaner sdfsdjk #not picture is outdated white hank design going FCKIN PROBABLY. #also yea theyre talking abt pink hank #smokey has a gasmask bc i thought it would be a cool visual if smoke comes out of his mouth and like. w the mask it goes thru it #idk if its gonna stick tho

[thedumestflower]

MENTIONS ABOUT M@GGOTS

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The only time Howie has ever been stopped from doing his goddamm job is when he and this other guy who was a crime scene cleaner, were called to work on this same house, since the house was, quite frankly, filthy, because of, well, crime, and they were talking about a maggot infestation because of carpet mold, damaging the wood floorboards.

Witch led them to talking about bugs.

Then 30 mins later they were in deep conversation about their respective nature hiperfixations, Howie about bees and other hard working animals and the cleaner guy about mushrooms and decomposers , since they provide an important service to nature

Does Howie regret this? Kinda not really.

He regrets the time loss, but not the conversation, because it gave him a respect for decomposers, and the role they play in society.

But in the end, they both did they're god damn jobs, and they did them fucking well.

And that's all that matters in the end

(bonus doodle of Howie and the cleaner guy, who is my oc that I've posted about befor)

#bug tw #shitpost #my oc #oc #original character #ee howie #epithet erased howie #howie honeyglow #not shipping #i made this because the crime scene cleaner guy(casper) was inspired by howie #and i thought it would be silly and fun if they interacted #and this was the only idea i had #epithet erased #my art #i also found out how to draw howis hard hat

[fearfylsymmetry]

tagged by my love @esoteric-altruism for my top 5 songs in the present now now okay here we go ^_^

its always such a joy to do these thank you mon coeur 💗💗

tagging hmmm @nizynskis @diatesticlematerialism @transboydororo @alive420 @bloodcoveredgf

#jet jump jive #soft whispers under moonlight #alsooo sorryyy for not replying on the main post its just it got too clogged up and i thought it would look cleaner like so

[handhelld]

for the palettes post, the butcher (or the cleaner if possible 👉👈) in #69 OR jackal in any palette you like >:]]] (WAAAHH THE ONES U POSTED ALREADY R SO GOOD WTF!!! SO QUICK TOO)

TYTYTY CORK!! OC TIME OC TIME!

I simply adore cleaner :]

#crush.png #jackal payday 2 #crush.ask #corknaut #I HOPE U LIKE WHAT I DID FOR CLEANER #I thought it would b cool 2 leave the skin the BG color bc like…. the anonymity…

[mypimpademia]

atp natural selection finna take me out 💀

i was not built for this life and i fear i may never be cause aint no way 😭

i be scared to show people my hands cause it be looking so devilish sometimes i be embarrassed

OMG SAME. Idm if ppl ask about it bc it’s a common thing and when I tell them most ppl are just like “oh okay” but i feel like other ppl be looking too hard like… let’s direct our attention elsewhere💀

#juicytalks #juicytxt.yves #I don’t like my eczema scars showing in general bc they can get baddd #they range from looking like normal discoloration or hyperpigmentation to vitiligo #and that’s bc the medicine I use takes away the pigment from my skin😭 #so the worse my flare up is the more discolored my skin gets #they usually get really dark before they get really light too #idk if yours is like that but mine is its weird😭 #there was a point in time where sb thought the scarring on my neck were HICKIES. #like what😭 bc they looked nothing like hickies too and they were huge like if they were that person would be a vacuum cleaner

[thedogslegart]

21.6.23

#really pissed it wont let me rearranged (im gonna try and arrange on laptop tho on seg) kinda a repost ano #but umm finished the page. and then on the right painted those horses and that silver moon pain looks kice on flash! #thats over a layer of black ink. also testing with these letter stickers my mom got me <3 and how they block out paint #it seems as thought it had to be pretty dry. sponce application would be cleaner i think #me op #traditional #painting #doodles #not tagging the fandom stuff again already did that lol