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minzbins · 1 month

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LEE KNOW SKZ CODE, EP.49

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invinciblerodent · 6 months

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"I'll make a save here and try breaking up with Astarion, just to see the dialogue- I could see him get kinda nasty about it, but I honestly don't know what to expect so---"

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#-ke me back but that didn't fit #astarion #squirrel plays bg3 #when i tell you i reloaded so fucking fast.....#curse my curiosity #jesus fucking christ he's so RESIGNED #it's such an “ah; there it is. yeah can't say I'm surprised but it was nice while it lasted”#it sounds a bit mean but i fully thought he'd get at least a bit nasty about it #(the breakup also doesn't seem to have any options that nets disapproval???)#(which is just..... sad)#(it'd be so much less painful if he could at least hate you for it you know)#(this boy's self-esteem is -as we say in my country- beneath the miner frog's asscheeks)#(and now i need to go spend some time kneeling on the floor sobbing please do excuse me)

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nerdpoe · 9 months

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Danny just wanted to have fun with his friends, not wake up to vicious pounding on his hotel door, sprawled on the floor, with an unconscious and bloodied Wayne boy in the bathtub.

What Danny doesn't remember is that said Wayne boy asked him for assistance after getting drugged at a gala, and Drunk Danny agreed.

So now there's paparazzi photos of said Wayne boy staggering away from the gala, clearly under the influence of something, while leaning on Danny, who is taking his new bestie to his hotel room to sleep it off.

What Danny doesn't remember is that said Wayne boy tried to go to the bathroom to splash cold water on his face, lost his balance, and slammed his face into the sink before staggering backwards and tripping into the bathtub.

All that Danny knows within five minutes of waking up is that Bruce Wayne, infamous ditz and playboy extraordinaire, looks fucking terrifying when he thinks one of his sons has been attacked.

#dcxdp #dpxdc #dp x dc #dc x dp #story prompt #phanfic #the wayne kid is fine he just knocked himself out for a hot second #woke up in the bathtub #and decided fuck it i'm sleeping #and just went to sleep like that #danny tripped on the way to the bathroom after hearing the loud noise #and then just fell asleep on the floor

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dallonismysavior · 4 months

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added subtitles to Stede calling Ed his boyfriend and now I'll go scream for a while-

#ofmd #our flag means death #rhys darby #taika waititi #THEY ROBBED US FROM GETTING STEDE CALL ED HIS BOYFRIEND #AND ED LOVING IT???#I'm ON THE FLOOR #Stede's little voice when he goes:#can i say that?🥺#and ed being all smug #FUCK!#adopt our crew #save ofmd #gentlebeard

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gabe-lovebot · 2 months

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councilor 3D model

i learnt 3d modelling from the ground up to bring him to life. he's yours now. do whatever you want with him

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please credit me if you make something using the model (or even ping/link me to it, i would love to see what you made!)

currently available as a .blend, .fbx and an SFM port.

#hello councilnation i'm finally releasing him to the wild #have fun playing toys with him #ultrakill #councilor #councilor ultrakill #3d stuff #obviously with the councilor having just 1 full body image of him means that some stuff i had to improvise on #so you get to enjoy my headcanons on how he looks #(like obviously the wings & halo)#(but also the chestplate design)#but did you know that the councilor's canon design has subtle engravings on his forearm armor pieces?#i only barely noticed them when painting textures and i was floored #i had to add them #to the sfm anon and whoever else wants to use this for sfm stuff-#i did my best with a port for sfm and i'm quite proud of the result #but please be aware i have never used it before so if you find that something doesn't work as it should please please let me know!!#gonna pour my heart out in tags as always so close your eyes if you don't wanna see me being sentimental but #i'm not kidding when i say i learnt 3d modelling from the ground up for this #i have meddled with blender before but never actually came close to finishing a project #and i don't know how i did it and how i kept going #(i do know) (it was my friend encouraging me every time i showed him progress)#this was like 1 entire month in the making #but i'm so fucking proud of this and how it turned out and people's tags in my act 2 render genuinely were such a huge confidence boost #so thank you guys for liking it <3 #i'm still very much thinking of doing a version with just his bloodied head #but it might take a while because i want a break and i want to play warframe

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lazylittledragon · 3 months

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i'm headcanoning that gale proposes to tav so fast because he wants the reassurance of stability and also because calling them his boyfriend/girlfriend/etc would somehow be Mortifying for him

#ramble #bg3 #in a feeling like a teenager kind of way #he likes his fancy words #he would 100% skirt around it like 'this is my beloved' etc etc #and then cyra meets mama dekarios for the first time and immediately says 'hello i'm his Girlfriend' and he's dead before he hits the floor #i'm playing some gale origin right now and he calls a potential partner a 'sweetheart' which is fucking adorable

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the-one-who-lambs · 6 months

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gift @bamsara

still png because i don't know why the gif is so crunchy

#hannah's rambles #I'm ALMOST sorry abt the Narinder Neutering Post but by the third reblog i was on the fucking floor #pipebomb in your mailbox /pos #Hannah draws #I guess #cult of the lamb #ok time 2 make dinner #cw suggestive

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galaghiel · 7 months

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what remnant does to a mf

#fnaf #michael afton #me doods #look away people! this one's just for me and myself only #(despite maintagging yes i know but its for organization purposes) anyways #i am a big fan of remnant mutating the shit out of a person #pair that w michael's unique death and continued exposure to the spirits it ends up doing pretty fucked up stuff lol #post scoop michael looks like a purple titan 💀#i'm literally just making fun of my own design atp lmaooo #whatever's the opposite of same face syndrome i have that w michael #just recently added the bolts to the jaw and i love it sm i'm keeping it #post scoop michael is 6'7 so i just want yall to imagine this absolute unit of a cryptid losing his mind managing the pizzeria #he's out there sobbing shitting rolling on the floor trying to mute the fucking ads absolutely flooding his monitors #i drew what his neck looks like but its usually covered in bandages or a turtleneck #you do not want to see what's under his shirt btw. its a whole circus in there AHAHAHAHAHA

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brainrot-radio · 1 month

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Hysterical over this stock photo of Cary Elwes

#i found it on Pinterest and I'm fucking bawling #i can't breathe #literally adam on the floor #how i look at you after i find the rotting corpse of my boyfriend #saw franchise #lawrence gordon #cary elwes #adam stanheight #chainshipping #???#i guess

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oatflatwhite · 3 months

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clearup tower this is chowhound one requesting landing instructions over chowhound one you are clear for overhead approach runway two eight one at one thousand two hundred indicated winds are three zero zero at one two altimeter two nine nine six over clearup tower please repeat over you heard me the first goddamn time gale well i’ll be damned look who it is stone in my shoe oh i’m back!