#I'm not 6'4

[little--leaves]

you ain’t fucking 5”5, are you on the fucking moon

my ID says 167cm dude but I'd say I'm 166cm. and that's not even tall? I'm the smallest amongst my friends

#one might say #I'm not 6'4 #I'm 6'2 at best

[leavingautumn13]

maxieposting again. it's possible the canon divergence in this emerald fic i'm working on has somewhat escaped my control. i'm sure nothing will come of it.

[i have commissions open now]

#magma leader maxie #pokemon emerald #pokemon rse #pokemon oras #groudon #*opens word doc* good lord what's going on in here #it's fine don't worry about it #autumn.art #okay back to the fanfiction mines with me #i'm almost done with my oneshot #and with the next chapter of wbotb so fallout fans rejoice #i have not forgotten you #there are just worms in my brain #and this dude #''awful little freak'' he is 6'4'' #well. rse max is

[pierkyn]

Baldur's Gate 3 - The Dark Urge - Paladin: Oath of Vengeance

#*gently holds* look at my 6'4'' edgy daughter #no custom name for this one #something about the MC introducing herself as “Hello. I am The Dark Urge.” cracks me up :'D #no way i'll be able to commit to a fully evil MC #i'm too weak for that #it's gonna be more of a “saving the world in often morally questionable ways” playthrough #bg3 #baldur's gate 3 #bg3 oc #bg3 tav #the dark urge #durge

[pumpkinrootbeerart]

increasingly self indulgent doodles + my headcanon for bbg's face

#call of duty mwii #call of duty #simon ghost riley #john soap mactavish #john price #kate laswell #<- my girlfriend btw #excuse my absolute terrible handwriting #soapghost #doodles #My goal with ghosts eyes is to make them look absolutely exhausted but fuckable #and I'm low-key obsessed with the idea of a 6'4" slasher villain of a man just looming behind everyone #what an icon

[throttlegainwell]

It's not so much that I refuse to accept that the movie version of Wolverine is tall (because Hugh Jackman is tall). It's just that I'm so invested in how short comics Logan is that I forget the movie versions of Logan and Scott are basically eye-level.

#x-men #logan howlett #scott summers #i also frequently forget that hugh jackman is what people think of when they think of wolverine #not me i'm thinking of an irritable ferret of a guy who can still fuck you up #i also just find the height difference between scott and logan too entertaining to relinquish its hold on me so easily #if i ever make it through an entire x-men fic without pointing out that scott is tall or having someone be annoyed about it #then you'll know i'm not myself #(i don't know why this brings me so much joy i have a cousin named scott who's 6'4" and i can't stand that guy it's a mystery for sure) #(i like the fictional scott much much better)

[licorishh]

Well, ladies and extremely unobservant fools, here we have Fu Xuan herself saying she's an adult (even though it was already glaringly obvious). She's literally just short.

I wish that person on Pinterest who said "Fu Xuan is like twelve" a very CAN YOU READ???

#honkai star rail #fu xuan #hsr fu xuan #look i'm not bitter it just drives me up the wall how little people pay attention to context clues #genshin and honkai players have got to be the most unobservant people on the planet #they think every short character in the games is automatically a minor #LIKE HELLO #IF SOMEONE HAS A HIGH-UP JOB IN THE FRICKIN GO V E R N M E N T I THINK THEY'RE AN ADULT #apparently to these dudes short people just Don't Exist #hello have you ever gone outside?? what world do you live in where on your 18th birthday you suddenly go from 5'2“ to 6'4”???

[omgkayplays]

Have I ever mentioned what an absolute unit Aine is?

also thank you @yooniesim for the amazing body hair cc! 🤩

#I'm not kidding they stand at a whopping 193cm (6'4) #ts4 #sims 4 #simblr #my sims: aine #hit the damn jackpot with finding a muscular preset AND body hair 👌 #🥀

[tech-depression-inventory]

Crosshair: *casually taking four stairs at a time* Hunter, falling behind, taking two stairs at a time: Fuck you fuck you fuck you fuck you fu-

#maybe cross isn't that much taller but it's still funny #idk i guess i like imagining cross at 6'4 cause i'm 6'0 #incorrect bad batch quotes #incorrect star wars quotes #sw incorrect quotes #star wars #the bad batch #the bad batch hunter #tbb hunter #sargent hunter #hunter #the bad batch crosshair #tbb crosshair #crosshair #haven rambles #we do be queuing

[hoardlikegoldenirises]

some silly AU doodling...

I thought it would be fun to send them to the renaissance festival... especially since I cannot send them to the rodeo due to the timing of specific events in-universe 😅 and hey, an excuse to put Kaine in a skirt 😂😂

Also I thought it would be fun(ny) if either Donald or Wally went all the way in on the costume theme. I picked Donald because he had a fancier shirt at the rodeo in the comics LOL but the idea of Wally being extremely dressed up is also very funny to me... instead he looks like a square. because he is a square.

oh yeah here's one without the dog so you can see wally's socks:

i have a scene where kaine ends up at the petting zoo w/ aracely, petting a bunny, and i wanted to sketch it but the sketch turned out bad so i'm not posting that

#fun fact: kaine's sunglasses cost $390 in 2015. and. they will get stepped on by a horse at the renfair. #it's fine. he can afford new ones. #i specify 2015 not only because this is when this fic takes place but also because the same model in 2024 is now $450 #which is. unreasonable. imo. #nadiart #fanadiart #came in through the window last night #kaine did buy new boots for this and then he saw annabelle in her beat up doc martens and felt: embarrassment #he has combat boots he could have worn! but he was trying to appease aracely probably (or maybe he just wanted nice boots). #i think i made his feet too small though XD #i also made the heels too prominent but i'm not fixing it. he's 6'4'' he doesn't need any extra height XD #kaine parker #aracely penalba #annabelle adams #donald meland #wally layton #rough art #messed up aracely's skirt proportions but i don't feel like fixing it

[hotgirlcoded]

i hate standing next to tall people. why am i so short now.

#my cousin and aunt came over to drop something off #and he's like...6'4 at least. and i'm just like bro. stop. #and only 17 so i'm sure he'll get taller 😭 #my aunt also made snowball cookies and i had them for the first time and omg...i am in LOVE #lisa.txt

[overthinkingtaleblr]

Just been hit with an image: Mary bridal carrying Toast. Granted his feet would still be firmly on the ground simply because he tall, but I think his ass needs to be carried at least once

I love the implication here that Mary is also super short-- and I mean also because I'm counting Ghost here. It really implies that Toast has a type, that type being Tiny and Could Kick His Ass Despite Being Tiny.

Like!

Strong yet Tiny. Good for her good for her.

#taleblr #johnny toast #mary toast #mary is 4'10 and toast is 6'4 #i thought it'd be funny if she were shorter than ghost but i don't think i'm gonna go with that fr

[fratricideknight]

#dean winchester #spn meme #supernatural #spn #mine #this meme is all over the place if anyone finds it funny i will be flattered #i'm betraying my position as a 6'5 jared truther for the sake of this meme. i mean canonically sam is 6'4 so...

[brothersonahotelbed]

had my enrichment time talking about the forces of the universe and the beauty of atoms now i'm going to sleep. gn <3

#loquitur #also just learned that james marriott is 6'4 and so now i'm like well i need to be put down like a dying dog about it #ANYWAY #i just bothered sam (asleep) about it in a flurry of gay panic. i'm normal ^_^

[corvosky]

Finally one of my men is a reasonable height

#he's still. too tall. but he's not fucking 6'4 like some of them are #(i saw someone say he's like 5'8 so i'm taking it) #daud 🐺 [r] #sky.txt

[eolande]

dd2 beastren bbi crossover lady's name is nehanshika after the deino3330 song. she will be a tiger and have black hair and wear the stargazers robes bc i think it'd be fun to contrast with the ddda berserkin. they're the same but also have interesting differences. she'll be a trickster.... she'll be taller and not completely flat chested like the rest of my ocs cause i have repetitive habits. her pawn will be a guy.... i'm thinking his name will be something epic and funny like wormwood or some kind of crystal. it'd be funny if he had glasses.... it'd also be interesting if he was maybe like a midnight blue/black type of deal bc they do let u do that with beastren fur. idk abt his class yet.... can a pawn be a mystic knight for fun please. maybe he learns it when he comes to bbi since mystic knight isn't in dd2 world.... on bbi anything is possible and that's why life is beautiful

#clyde.txt #i'm thinking like 6'4 for nehanshika.... i would do 7 but all of them including barroch are fucking tiny as he'll she'll be a foot taller #than all of them at 6'4 😭😭 idk barroch is like 5'5 or 5'6.... fauna is 4'11 i believe and tenanye is 5'2. idk how tall wormwood will be #yet.... he's one i'll have to workshop more as i get in there for sure #wait pawns can literally be hybrid classes in bbi there's literally MA pawns there. he can be MK #i want him to be like the magical senshi of the group. they can't put up with barroch's shitty charred beast cooked in his blacksmith forge #with 1 piece of greenwarish forever. his awful british cooking. we need bitterblack meshi #fauna just eats like moonlight or something so she's been okay and tenanye gets treated like a queen bc daimon's love for her bends the isle #in her favor but it's funny to think of them suffering just thee worst cooking ever at the hands of minimalist survivalist barroch

[chiscribbs]

I just think it would be hilarious if one day every suddenly has to look up at Varian.

Just imagine if even Lance, King Frederic or the Stabbingtons have to look up at Varian.

The idea of the tiny child of the group becoming the tallest as an adult is just priceless.

Agreed - that would be peak comedy/poetic irony 👌

Especially with Frederic, LOL

Not sure him being taller than the Stabbingtons is a concept that appeals to me, though, honestly... That's just a little too tall, I think, those guys are giants. Right up there with the Baron, who is a monster of a man.

Would it be funny? Yes. But I just don't think him having the proportions of the average pro basketball player is befitting to the character, personally, lol.

#He can get up to a solid 6'4" and then stop as far as I'm concerned any taller than that would just be overkill imo. #tts varian #asked and answered #anonymous #So I guess we're talking about Varian's height today eh tumblr? #Ahhhh I've missed you guys. Never a dull moment.