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triasticalwarlock · 1 day

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More Adam brainrot with me(blood lust addition)-

Can I just talk about the size difference that you and Adam have in blood lust?

Look, just look. If adams hand is that big compared to lutes how big is it compared to yours? Like, your hand is just fucking engulfed in his, your hand is probably big enough just to wrap around his finger. A single finger, our hand must be the size of a peach or something. But the size difference just scratches the little itch in my brain to perfectly, so. :/

I know I've said this before, but imagine cuddling this dude. At our size in the story, if he picked you up, you would like a baby in his arms. He definitely likes to just grab your face and squish it, might shake you around lightly to. He would totally play with your ears, bending them and shifting them around, it helps him when he's stressed (he'll also squeeze your boobs/ass but we don't talk about that).

How he would just tower over you, he must have to bend his neck and back at a awkward angle just to look at you. If he got to his knees, he would probably still have to look down a little bit. He would let you hang onto his horns, sit on his shoulders, also letting you swing on his arms. Imagine him giving you his helmet, the mask overlapping your heads and a little bit of your shoulders. He is a little disappointed he can't preen your wings, but he doesn't hate them at all, likes to play with them actually, like your ears. And not only will he lend you his helmet, as well as his robe. And he'll let you keep it, he probably has more than a thousand of those things in his probably-house-like-closet.

Just like- LOOK

HIS HEAD IS SO MUCH BIGGER THAN LUTES. YOU WOULD BE ABLE TO BARLEY WRAP YOUR BODY AROUND IT. IF HE LAID HIS HEAD ON YOUR STOMACH, YOU COULD JUST- HUDHWMSJHXNDKFHFHDY

On to more sinister aspects-

I have full expectations that Adam is going to lose his shit at some point in this story, just lose his fucking mind. More than likely during the extermination(s). Just go apeshit. I personally think that Adam is going to be a fast burn even with you being a sinner because 1, the creator themself said they are shit at writing slowburn. And 2, in the SC (special chapter) they say, 'you've already met all the characters and they've all fallen into your hands', or something along those lines. So I think that Adam going to get obsessed pretty quickly. But back to what I was saying; he's more than likely going to lose his shit during the extermination because he can't reach you due to the others keeping him at bae, doesn't help that you're more than likely in the hotel it self because you know these motherfuckers are not going to take the chance of you getting hurt.

So he just starts shooting his holy light every where, screaming; 'get the fuck out of the way!' or, 'im going to kill all you motherfuckers!'. He just wants to take you 'home', and his pissed off because there's these little 'failures' (from what he calls them) keeping him from his main goal, other than killing all the residence of the hotel. But imagine if he does get to you, that he had lute hold vaggie out of the way and let Adam sneak in. You want to run up to him, he's your 'friend'. But you know that something isn't right with the way he's calling for you; his voice slightly shaking and desperate sounding, like he can't stand another second without you in his field if vision. His glowing gold eyes crazed and wide, like he can't let anything escape his friend of vision. Can't miss the chance of seeing you. And when he finally finds you, he grabs you, picking you up and forcfuly hugging you. Trying to soothe your cries, getting distressed and worried as you didn't calm down. Covering your mouth as he sneaks away to a portal to heaven, some how escaping everyone's field of vision. And as he stepped into the portal, he knew, he had you.

#hazbin hotel #hazbin hotel adam #hazbin hotel x reader #yandere hazbin hotel x reader #blood lust by babygrillbree #hazbin hotel adam x reader #blood lust on ao3 #adam x reader #yandere adam x reader #yandere hazbin hotel #yandere hazbin hotel adam x reader

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iminlovewithreneerapp · 3 days

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"Why are you awake?" Rejanis if you need some motivation! Just read the next chapter of 'Don't say Forever' amazing work! <3

First off thanks love!! Second here it is :)

Ever since the bus accident, regina had reoccurring nightmares that would leave her gasping for air in the middle of the night. As much as she tried to avoid it, it never ended. Not even when she was at sleepovers much to her chagrin.

She woke up and tiptoed around her friends who were sprawled all around the couch and floors. She looked back at the small mattress on the ground where her girlfriend was laying when she fell asleep. It was empty. Pulling out her phone and checking the time she realized she needed to get them both back to bed.

Not before taking a photo of damian and aaron though. Who were curled up on the couch, cuddling, damian’s mouth wide open as his head tilted back. Regina stifled a laugh, Cady would love that, before walking out of the living room and into the kitchen.

She grabbed a glass of water and led herself out the back door and into the small garage. Regina opened the door and walked in slowly smiling.

The short brunette sat on the stool a brush in her hand and biting her lip as she stared at her painting.

“Hey” regina said causing the girl to jump a bit looking back.

“Hey” she said back before turning back to her painting.

“Jay it’s late, why are you awake?” Regina asked walking up to the girl and crouching next to her. She smiled as she wiped a smear of blue paint off the girls cheek.

“I could say the same to you!” Janis shot back.

“Touche, but i’ve been up for 5 minutes and plan on going right back to sleep. I assume you haven’t even gone to sleep yet” Regina says as janis grumbles.

“It’s fine, i really have to finish this.” Janis says lightly shaking regina’s hand off her shoulder.

“You can do it tomorrow.”

“I thought we were going to the mall with everyone tomorrow” Janis says looking up at the blonde her eyes softening.

“Me and you, can stay home. If you want of course”

Janis’s brows unfurrowed as she looked back up at the blonde. She shrugged.

“I need to grab stuff at the mall anyway so it’s fine. Just let me finish this tonight” Janis said, her stubbornness coming back to her.

“Jay, I know you think your nocturnal but you get really cranky when you don’t sleep”

“I don’t get cranky!” Janis scoffs, glaring at her girlfriend.

Regina raised an eyebrow and crosses her arms.

“Just go to sleep Gi” Janis shakes her head and turn away.

“Janis” Regina says.

Janis looks up at her wide eyes, “you said my real name” she mumbled quietly.

“Yeah i did, because im tired and i dont want to deal with you cranky tommorow. So get your little ass to bed” Regina says leaning down and into her girlfriend’s face.

“Come on regina! I’m not a kid, i can stay up late if i want to”

“staying up late was 12 when we watched tv! Not painting at 3:45 in the morning” Regina says narrowing her eyes at the girl.

Janis rolls her eyes and turns back to the easel, pushing a strand of hair behind her ear and setting her brush down for a second to judge the painting again.

Regina lets out a sigh that whistles through her teeth.

“Janis seriously, last warning” Regina says her soft tone fading.

“I’m not a kid, just go to sleep if you’re so tired” Janis says with an eye roll. Regina’s frown turn to a smirk as she leans down and grabs her small girlfriend. An arm around her waist she hoists her up and off the stool.

Janis will deny forever that she let out a squeal. Regina heard it though and laughs out loud.

“Hey seriously!” Janis shouts squirming as she hoisted off her stool and set back on her feet on the floor. Regina grins and kisses her cheek before taking the girls apron off and spinning her around.

“Go” she says slapping her butt softly.

“Hey!” Janis shouts, spinning back around angrily and shoving a bony finger in regina’s face.

“I’m not tired and i have things to finish.”

“Janis, seriously. I love you, but please don’t make me manhandle you back to bed”

“Your back couldn’t handle it” Janis scoffs, Regina raises an eyebrow again and janis realizes her mistake too late.

She squeals again as regina leans down and wraps an arm under her knees and back hoisting her into her arms and starting the walk back to the house.

“No Gi!” Janis protests squirming in her arms.

“I told you so many times to go back to bed” The blonde says rolling her eyes as she opens the door back into the kitchen with her back.

“Ok ok! I’m sorry! Don’t hurt your back!” Janis says still squirming.

“Jay” Regina says stopping and looking down at the girl in her arms “my back is fine, you aren’t really heavy jay, I can carry you just fine” She finished grinning softly at the girl.

Janis grumbles at that but constantly stops squirming and just crosses her arms.

“sleep” regina says dropping the girl on the mattress as she lets out a squeal flailing as she falls. Janis glares up at her before flipping her off. Regina chuckles quietly before settling down next to her and pulling the blanket over her.

Janis leans forward and kisses regina softly. “Sorry Gi, I just really need to get this done”

“I know baby, you can get it done when it’s not 3 am though, and if you really want to go to the mall, Than you can come back after and work on it from after dinner until 9 ok?”

“fine” janis agrees letting her shoulders drop and leaning against the blonde picking at the chipped paint under her fingernails.

“I love you” She says softly. Regina smiles and pulls her into her side.

“I know, now sleep before I have to knock you out” Regina says with a grin. They curl up into each other and finally the both of them sleep without problems.

#mean girls 2024 #janis imi'ike #regina george #rejanis #aaron samuels #cady heron #gretchen wieners #karen smith #damien hubbard

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ecoamerica · 2 months

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spicedddrum · 5 months

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WOO CHRISTMAS BREAK TIME (one day off)

#if you still get a week or more off for a holiday from work or school #PLEASE CHERISH IS #IM GRABBING YOU BY THE SHOULDERS AND SHAKING YOU #CHERISH IT

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captain-flint · 2 years

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The Multifarious Multiplexity of Taika Waititi

Like many performers, Waititi can be charming, but his default mode is sillier, in a way that feels obscurely flattering, like a private game you’ve been invited to join. He’s also instinctively good at reading people and slipping into whatever mode they find comfortable. In interviews, I tend to be anxious and earnest, and Waititi, in turn, became unusually calm and reflective. At the time, I thought this meant that I was seeing something closer to the “real” Taika: the person he becomes when he doesn’t feel obliged to be amusing. The more we talked, though, the more it became clear that Waititi wasn’t being especially real with me, or especially fake. Every person Waititi spends time with comes away feeling like they have a special connection. It’s a taxing feat. As Waititi observed at several points in our conversation, “I just want everyone to be happy.”

#taika waititi #taikawaititiedit #this interview is SO GOOD #this part tho...#THAT'S BLACKBEARD!!!!#im shaking him by the shoulders im gently grabbing his face im fiercely hugging him im kissing his forehead #HOW ARE YOU THIS WEIRD AND WONDERFUL #i feel like this interview gave me a bigger insight into his head than everything he's ever said or done before #at least it's one of the most honest ones #my stuff

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sad-emo-dip-dye · 9 months

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Thinking about Dazai’s clothes…the black pm jacket, the way it falls off as he runs to odasaku, the tan jacket he chooses to wear in the ADA, the white uniform he’s wearing now

#*grabbing you all by the shoulders and shaking violently* the symbolism! the colors! he’s good! he’s good! he’s good!#im supposed to be doing research but I’m thinking about this twinks clothes #bsd #bungo stray dogs #bsd dazai

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fatcowboys · 10 months

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im begging people who make posts featuring trans people to include fat people. and i dont just mean people who are small fat - this doesn't mean dont include them, please do, but please also include actual fat people i am begging you. i want to see trans gender noncomfortming fat people being celebrated just as much as a skinny person in the same outfit. i want to see fat trans people at all stages of transition in whatever that means for them. i want to see fat people (who are often pushing aesthetic norms just by existing as fat people) at their most extra and i want to see fat people being sexy and i want to see fat people. i want to see fat people

#grabbing u by the shoulders and shaking u. show me the hot trans fat people #im so tired of seeing fat people be shit on for an outfit a skinny person is being celebrated for #im so tired. im so tired. fat people i love you.#also this is ok to rb lol

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ecoamerica · 1 month

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puppyeared · 6 months

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does anyone else feel like they could be a really really good tour guide if the memory problems didnt exist

#LISTEN. LISTEN I COULD RAMBLE TO YOU FOREVER ABOUT MY CITY. I REALLY COULD #BUT MY MEMORY IS ASS AND I KNOW I WOULD END HALF OF MY SENTENCES WITH 'BUT THATS JUST ME' 😭😭#i would hate myself for misremembering something and passing on that information. and even more embarrassed if someone corrected me in fron #of a group of people.. i mean i guess its not realistic to know everything about everything but still a little embarrassing #but like seriously.. i could tell you about the weird public art sculptures. i could tell you about the local cryptid sighting from the 70s #i could tell you about the weather and public transportation system. i could tell you about the weird underground walkway #pretend im grabbing you by the shoulders and shaking you back and forth because i would have so much fun doing that. UGH #on a similar note its also really fun to go through atlas obscura and wonder how tf some of these dont get more attention. like i get that #popular attractions would be more worthwhile. i tend to go for museums and aquariums whenever im visiting somewhere #but idk i think it would be cool to chill in an abandoned train station or popular skate park. shrugs #i seriously need to get out more. sigh #i showed crow pictures of it snowing hard this morning and they were flabbergasted that its like -5 degrees here lol #yapping #txt

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suffarustuffaru · 9 months

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ok but fredotto is sweet and all but have you considered the comedic potential. like ottos gonna be nice to her and all but like not only is his luck gonna leave him half dead in a ditch every day, its gonna transfer over to fred. like shes gonna end up broke someday i swear. and then ottos over here getting mysteriously injured (brawled with subaru again), making unhinged rants on the daily (got pissed off over either a minor inconvenience or a Major (in his head) inconvenience), and he keeps trying to spy on roswaal and clind to varying degrees of success while freds poor brother garf is left with the despair that not only is HIS older brother figure insane but also hes now dating garfs sister. fredotto will go out for their first date and itll start raining for no reason and otto will break every bone in his body after tripping over a puddle. fred looks away for one second and ottos starting a fight with clind (also totally not to get revenge for fred). subaru ram petra and garf all tell fred that she can do better than otto. fred meets ottos family and theyre all like “yeah good luck lol”. someone looks at fred funny once bc of her demihuman traits and otto proceeds to get rid of that person behind freds back. she contemplates all her life decisions when she sees otto once again punching the shit out of subaru. garf consolingly pats her on the back. otto returns from a business trip one day and gifts her a stunning bouquet of flowers but he is literally covered in blood bc he got into another accident (or…. “accident”…). unbeknownst to her he is also trying to figure out if cat flirting tactics work on cat demihumans (or if thats actually like super offensive). he is blushing hardcore the moment he sees her fighting for the first time. this is because he wants to get stepped on— *gets shot*

#rezero #otto suwen #frederica baumann #IM BIG BRAINING WITH THIS POST I SWEAR #listen if youre gonna date otto you gotta be prepared for the drama thatll invite in ur life #garf grabs otto by the shoulders and shakes him violently and goes DONT BE INSANE IN FRONT OF MY SISTER PLEASE

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todayisafridaynight · 29 days

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YOUR PREV POST IS SOOO REAL DUDE. Mine scolding daigo was the hottest thing ever bro and daigo himself saying other than kashiwagi mine is the only guy who has the balls to scold him like that.. giggling and kicking my feet in the airrrrrr

no thats what im saying like im going to throw up and cry and i will simply need thirty minutes alone its so good whenever i thinka bout it ..........

#snap chats #SECOND ANON YOURE SO REAL LIKE I LOVE KIRYU BUT SOMETIMES HE NEEDS TO GET KICKED IN THE PANTS #ALLEGEDLY.#balancing being a kiryu and daigo fan is so real ...... i love daigo and kiryu was mad unfair to him #but i also love kiryu because he's so messy but also means well but intention is lost on actiona nd ouuugughh......#mine's frustration is so relatable too like seeing- even just a friend Period- stress themselves out like that #and you just wanna grab them by the shoulders and shake them and be like MOTHERFUCKER !!!!!!!!!!!! lovingly.#like UGH its so good ... its also an aspect of mine i love so much #like yes he wants bonds and relationships but that doesnt make him a doormat or a yesman yk what i mean #like he'll agree with daigo and follow daigo on things but he won't always agree if he thinks he has a better idea #whether that idea Is actually better is not relevant the point is i love how he can disagree with daigo but still adore him #and vice versa in that daigo can take that criticism and not take it so personally and values it #hmm... i love mine and daigo i think ....... together and as individuals.... they just ... //mashes dolls together//#they go together so well .... complete each other even ... im sorry im being menty

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teslacoils-and-hubris · 1 year

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Thinking about robots and what makes them attractive AS robots

Cause like- the Detroit become human style basically human Android are boring and have no inherent attractiveness to them that a person couldn't have. They're boring why bother?

So a robot has LOOK like a robot to be attractive. But where's the line? It's not them being humanoid because glados is hot and the transformers aren't (at least to me, I'm well aware some people are into transformers no shame) so like-

What makes a robot attractive?

I'm very close to just looking up random fictional AIs and saying smash or pass to get a good data sample to trying and find a conclusion on what makes a robot hot

#doc rambles #grabs you by the shoulders and shakes you #am i making sense??? do you udnerstand what im saying???#i do not understand the qualitifications for an attractive robot

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bewilderedbunny · 10 months

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I still can't believe they did that to blorbo from my show :(

#'i didnt run away this time right?'#*grabs his shoulders and shakes him violently* THERE WAS NOTHING YOU COULD HAVE DONE #im glad so many writers on here and ao3 are giving him the life he deserved #eddie munson #tw death

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aetherprism · 11 months

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IM COOKING

#PRISMATIC ILLUSTRATIONS #wip #karamatsu #osomatsu san #and im actually gonna finish this one very soon promise !!#if i dont you have full permission to grab me by the shoulders and shake me like a maraca #also this is *veryyyy* cleaned sketch #the original sketch is on my phone !

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oldkamelle · 1 year

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the fuck did they do to google docs toolbar

#half genuinely upset because im emotionally wack #not everything has to be modern just let it be mate its not like people are gonna flock to another service if the buttons are not sleek and #youre fucking google fuck you ok i need to grab and shake someone by the shoulders #oldtxt

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ticklesandawkwardness · 8 months

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The fact that Wyll's camp clothes literally has him in a sleeveless crop top and yet there's like zero (0) tickle content of him is frankly a crime

#bg3 tickle #im grabbing you by the shoulders and shaking you: LOOK AT HIM #baldurs gate 3 tickle

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tomboyyyaoi · 1 year

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ARE WE TALKING VAMERY SONGS. personally im a big fan of Rule #2 Moonlight by Fish in a Birdcage,,, esp for how they are in the manga/a post manga ending i think. makes me think of the kiss fistbump scene / :( <3

oh my fuckin god

#YOU #YOU......#god u fucking. u see it. u understand. im grabbing ur shoulders and shaking u and getting tears and snot all over u #oh my fucking GOD u understand u see it. u get it.#fuckfuckfuckfuck #vashmeryl #also postmanga vamery. my favourite. my favourite.... the softest and sweetest ever.

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freakurodani · 1 month

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shipperbrain creates the worst takes ever

#im gonna be a hater for a sec #saw someone say that kataang is toxic bc aang throws violent and dangerous tantrums and that makes him toxic #and i just want to grab them by the shoulders and shake them #HE IS DEALING WITH UNIMAGINABLE GRIEF!!!!! AND IS TRYING SO HARD TO KEEP IT TOGETHER #hello????????#he???? doesnt ever go into the avatar state bc katara rejects him or his feelings are hurt by her hello?? i love katara but for once this is #not about her #the only time he DOES go into the avatar state bc of katara #he is being emotionally manipulated by a grown ass man who was threatening to KILL HER!!!!!#anyway this was just a specific thot i had #but like turning off shipping brain every once in a while is good practice #keeps you from sounding like a goofball (derogatory)#conspiracy lvl: text

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