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#IS that the fucking tag?? i dunno
seraphimdivine · 1 year
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Actually no i need to be chased and hunted down like a prey animal. That would fix me
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do-rey-me · 5 months
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if murderbot learned what autism was i truly believe itd go "wow humans are so ridiculous they cant even agree on their own stupid human social rules" and then never think about that or its possible relation to its own behaviors ever again
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anonymouspuzzler · 8 months
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FUCK YOU, WATERLOO WORLD!!
If you're dumb enough to do a 100% run this weekend you're a big enough schmuck to come to FRED BONAPARTE'S WATERLOO WORLD!!! Bad tightropes! Figments slightly off the descent path of levitation! CANNONS! If you think you're going to find a PB at Waterloo World you can KISS MY ASS!! It's our belief that you're such a STUPID MOTHERFUCKER you'll still go for rank 101 - GUARANTEED! If you find a better category SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!! You heard us right! SHOVE IT UP YOUR UGLY ASS!!! Bring your PSI-palms! Bring your flight glitch! Bring your figment guide! We'll FUCK IT! That's right! We'll FUCK your figment guide! Because at Fred Bonaparte's Waterloo World you're FUCKED six ways from Sunday!! Take a hike - to Fred Bonaparte's Home Of Challenge Levitation! That's right, Challenge Levitation! How's it work? If you can hover six feet in the air straight up and not get shot by a cannon, you get NO MISSED FIGMENTS!! Don't wait! Don't delay! Don't FUCK WITH US! Or we'll ruin your PB! Only at FRED BONAPARTE'S WATERLOO WORLD!! The only mental world that tells you to FUCK OFF!!! Hurry up, asshole!! This event ends the minute after you break out that Hearty Knight and he better not miss or you're a DEAD MOTHERFUCKER!! Go to hell - FRED BONAPARTE'S WATERLOO WORLD!! France's Filthiest and EXCLUSIVE home of the meanest sons of bitches in Thorney Towers - GUARANTEED!!!
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static-scribblez · 4 months
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Man I love litwtc’s new mascot
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front-facing-pokemon · 2 months
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hateful1979 · 4 months
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was tagged by @ezrabriidger to let my spotify predict my 2024!!! shuffle the on repeat playlist + the first 12 songs that play predict year (DONT JUDGE MY MUSIC I SWEARRR TO GOD I LISYEN TO MORE TJAN 2 ARTISTS😭🙏)
jan: plump by hole (okayy...)
feb: deny by the clash (welllllll.........)
march: janie jones by the clash (does this mean i will get a job and also hate it)
apr: art-i-ficial by x-ray spex (robots ? consumerism ?)
may: white riot by the clash (jesus fuck why is there so much of the clash. anyway.. this could end both ways and i hope it's not the bad way)
june: police and thieves by the clash (MORE CLASH.. the brainrot is real sorry... anyway.. all the crime committed dau by day has been going on since 1976 so that's nothing new)
july: spanish bombs by the clash (wow. i am actually ashamed i didn't know the obsession was that deep.... anyway yeah let's hope there no bombing i suppose... freedom fighters don't die please ummm i hope someone me quiere infinito tho..)
aug: bodies by the sex pistols (💀💀💀.. so am i getting an abortion and walking around with the foetus to peoples houses.........)
sep: identity by x-ray spex (this song already is so me sooooo..... notjing new)
oct: sheena is a punk rocker by ramones (will i live in new york and become a punk rocker ?..)
nov: judy is a punk by ramones (more girls being punk okayy!)
dec: brand new cadillac by the clash (will i get a fucking car..)
tagging @bigdookiepookie @poprocksncokeee @kathleenworld @alexwilders @toylandgrrrl @hoodienanami @waveofmutilation-uksurfmix
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morethanwonderful · 1 year
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Now I'm normally a big defender of the "Tom really does love Shiv" argument, but god, that scene on Logan's stairs in the last episode might be the single most manipulative thing we've seen Tom do.
Like, his whole thing this episode is that he's trying to ingratiate himself to everyone he can. Logan was his support and Logan is dead, so Tom is hanging out with the suits and trying to throw his hat in the CEO ring. He's going on about "living to serve" them. He's sneaking off to suck up to Roman and Ken. And then there's his scene with Shiv.
And like I said, I'm usually a big defender of Tom's love for Shiv. I think he originally fell in legitimate love with her as much as he was social climbing, and I think that the story he told on the stairs was about something genuine. The past Tom that sent Shiv handwritten letters and asked her constantly to tell him "yes" sure wouldn't have minded getting close to the big boss's daughter, but he also did all that because he loved her.
But on the stairs? When he tells the story? He is still so deeply in "ingratiate myself" mode. He needs someone on his side in Waystar, and the best way to do that would be to make Shiv fall in love with or depend on him again. So he goes to her and pulls out the sweet romance and reminds her of the past. He says "hey, remember when you were going through a hard time and I made it good for you? remember when you fell for me and depended on me for support?" And the unspoken words behind the words are "hey, I see you're going through a hard time now, and I could be all that for you again. Don't you want that?"
He knows she wants the divorce and she's made it pretty clear that things are emotionally over, but he's trying to pull her back in while she's vulnerable.
I doubt Tom sat in a room somewhere and thought the words, "I will take advantage of my wife's emotional vulnerability," but when he went up to her and followed his instincts toward what might make her want to take him back again, that's exactly what he did.
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cepheusgalaxy · 7 months
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Me, watching Castlevania Nocturne first episode: So, let's get something straight. This guy's not.
My brother: Stop saying everybody's gay
My dad in the kitchen, who's a huge Castlevania nerd and has already watch the series: No, no, she's right
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funkbun · 2 years
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he’s so silly
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crustycrackhead · 1 year
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Lo amo y su huevito
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poopystain · 27 days
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i dont need god becuz im him!!!
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khihi · 3 months
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plenty of people are going to analyse these pictures in a much more eloquent way but i still want to throw out a small perspective i have on nace's photos
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especially as someone who's struggled with body image and self perception and weight for practically half my life (so tw for talking about those things kinda)
because i'm sure we're all very aware nace has struggled with those things in the past too, and i can't help but think about how those things will have affected him while having his shoot done.
compare what nace wears here to bojan's topless photos. bojan is emotional in a very different ways in those pictures, and the shirtlessness enhances that, but he's confident in his 'nakedness' (not happy, arguably, but confident enough in his body). compare it especially to kris, who appears the most naked out of all of them in their shoots, despite wearing a shirt, because of the all the artistic choices made and how much more relaxed within himself he is compared to the others in his own 'therapy session'. compare it even to jan's all-black long-sleeved shirt; jan (or the image of jan being presented to us through damon's lens – that's a whole other story in of itself) is making a choice in what he shows of himself, and he's certain in his choice. there's no resistence or discomfort or yearning in the shadows he's hidden himself in.
nace, meanwhile, is somewhere in the middle of all of them. he's in a short-sleeved shirt, tugging it further to give us a glimpse at a little more. aside from, obviously, letting us see his gorgeous tattoo sleeve better, i think one of the things this could well be showing us is nace's strides in confidence, alongside the discomfort he likely still feels.
because he's ready to show off his arms, and he's tugging at the fabric to show a little more than we usually get to see and, let's be real, it's fucking hot. he's confident enough now to start leaning into being found attractive, which is fucking beautiful.
but, at the same time, he's not ready to go fully shirtless – he's not at the point where he can strip and pose purposefully like bojan can, or strip and let himself relax into his identity like kris can. and, unlike the way jan hides himself, which feels very purposeful on jan's part, it doesn't feel like it's fully nace's choice – or, at least, there's tension and discomfort there still that he doesn't get a choice in hiding. his hands are clenched and clinging to the material, his arms are crossed protectively over his chest, and his eyes?? they're heartstoppingly dangerous. protecting himself and keeping the audience at a distance, but alluring and drawing you in at the same time; he's so confident in himself these days, but he still likely carries a lot of his old discomfort.
couple all of that with the way he looks in the last picture up at the top of this post – the way he's rubbing at his face, like he's trying to mould it into a shape, almost. all these three images have a kind of tourmented edge to them.
luckily, similarly to bojan's safe sweater shots, nace gets catharsis after all these intense emotions in these soft, tender shots, where his eyes are so much brighter and then heavily lidded and peaceful.
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...oh, and of course, as has already been pointed out by @radioactive-cloud, nace gets his safe sweater in the form of jan, and we get to see that playful smile when he's around someone who makes him feel comfortable in himself ♡
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linkedin-offficial · 3 months
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and its all come true ‼️
tee via ( @spread-the-influence )
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front-facing-pokemon · 4 months
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mulberriesandtea · 1 year
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Before I forget. I Made More. (Warning: last meme in this post is somewhat nsfw, I'll warn again when you get there)
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nsfw v
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