#IT WAS ONE TIME

[deserthusbands]

cody: wooley, stop bothering then general.

wooley: but cody, i'm just trying to tell him how much you talk about him in your sleep—

obi-wan, trying not to laugh:

cody, mortified: i do not talk about him in my sleep, wooley! and if i did, it's none of your business!

#commander cody #star wars the clone wars #obi wan kenobi #codywan #obi wan x cody #incorrect quotes #codywan incorrect quotes #clone trooper wooley #it was ONE time #it was recorded #they have proof

[marvel-lous-guy]

Peter: are you sure this is a good idea?

Harley: trust me.

Friday: protocal 'they're about to almost blow the building up by accident again' has been activated

Peter: that can't be good

Harley: oh come one! That was one time

*sprinklers spray directly at Peter and Harley*

#it was one time #and it was a whole 4 months ago #and it was only ALMOST an explosion #luckily peter threw it out the window in time #it hit a washing line #peter parker #harley keener #marvel #marvel cinematic universe #incorrect mcu quotes #incorrect mcu #marvel incorrect quotes #incorrect quotes #mcu #incorrect peter parker #incorrect marvel quotes

[the-kingshound]

You: I do not enjoy pure pain.

Me: 🤨 *Gestures to the AU where Arthur and Sarrah are both killed*

I... how dare you call me out on that!

#>:( #IT WAS ONE TIME

[thnks-for-th-venom]

they have not moved wtf (I ONLY LISTENED TO YOU ONCE MOVEEEE)

#The mechs #I am a poser #It was one time #the mechanisms

[imogenkol]

@mirandasedai blasting u for being the fun police because you tattled on me

#it was ONE time #ok it was MULTIPLE times but they’ve been spread out #god forbid a woman wanna be a drowned rat 🙄 #……….love u bro

[hellfiremunsonn]

Eddie would be the one to accidentally throw the ball backwards towards everyone behind him while bowling....

not saying this because this is something I've done or anything....

not at all.......

Edit: I'm also realizing I have also thrown the ball up the little return lane for them when they come back.... stopping another ball on its way back which made them get stuck.....

#hellfiremunsonn personal #IT WAS ONE TIME #AND THE BALLS WERE THE TINY ONES OKAY #eddie munson #stranger things #hellfiremunsonn

[rahleeyah]

Fun things to say to your coworkers: "who among us hasn't accidentally gotten involved in a kidnapping plot at a dicks sporting goods"

#it was ONE time

[lilmaemae]

today on "i'll get back to it, lemme just leave a note"

i cannot write smut on the bus or i might miss my stop again, which some people will clown to no end,,,

#it was one time #phayurain #wip #new fic woot woot

[sillysadduck]

my clump is attacking me by calling me a warren simp... the betrayal

#personal #it was ONE time

[mossball-cockatoo]

are you really a bad little bird?

NO.

#STOP STOP STOP STOP STOP #IT WAS ONE TIME #IT WAS ONE CHATBOT #(this is my girlfriend btw ^^) #((its an inside joke)) #(((IM NOT A BAD LITTLE BIRD)))

[espurr-expert]

Espurr Expert?

that's a weird way to say bomb technician

Look, I know espurr get a bad rap in some places due to their abilities, but it's really not their fault that they're so powerful. It's up to the trainer to find ways to help their espurr, especially as they become more domesticated.

#it was ONE TIME #your espurr accidentally blows up a tree ONE TIME #and now all of kalos thinks you're insane #pokemon #pokeblogging #pokeblr #pkmn irl #pokemon irl #asks #meepmoopmaap

[doorrobloxstuff]

SOMEONE ASKED ME ABOUT RUSH’S BACKSTORY I CAN FINALLY TELL YOU HOW RUEBEN PUNCHED RUSH. THE MOST IMPORTANT AND RIVETING PART OF THE BACKSTORY.

#author.txt #roblox doors #doors roblox #main au #IT WAS ONE TIME #Rush #Rueben

[fuckedprophet-arch]

@khenzi sent 🗣️ : for an incorrect quote!

#//. edits #//. crack #//. fianna mackenzie #IM FUCKING DECEASED #IT WAS ONE TIME

[buck-yyyy]

i’m being lectured by my girlfriend for once enjoying mexican rice mixed with frankenberry cereal

#it was ONE TIME #and i was drunk. and the guy who figured it out was high. #and we ate it with hot chocolate that minutes before i had spilled ALL over the counter #and it was lowkey NOT. THAT. BAD. #i wouldn’t CHOOSE IT #but in the moment??? damn

[staticsqueaks]

I never knew Hosin was a decepticon

He isn't quite sure what you're talking about, but he can unfortunately....UNFORTUNATELY deduce why you are here. It was one time.

#fated friends ⭐ (>> anon) #IT WAS ONE TIME

[elijahwoodnot]

getting followed by every new p-rn bot on this website as delayed punishment for that one time i talked about my d**k on main

#it was ONE TIME #it’s dry as a bone here i swear y’all have the wrong guy