#ITS THE GIRLBOSS AND THE MALEWIFE!

[doomstonee]

She’s so girlboss (guys look it’s Pete’s wife)

#her name is Maria and she’s a strange woman that is plagued by visions of the future #also she’s pizza pasta’s wife of 10 years they love eachother very much #ITS THE GIRLBOSS AND THE MALEWIFE! #digital art #traditional art #punch out #arcade punch out #pizza pasta #punch out oc #Maria Zepasta and Pete Zepasta everybody #please don’t make them divorce she’s so emotionally shut off from everything #she’s adhd creature and he’s autism creature #also she’s plus sized (because it’s easy to draw tbh)

[mintaikcorpse]

Me after Drayton asked both Carmine and the player character out on a date:

#he asks them out on a date no matter the player's gender its basically canon at this point #also I ship Carmine and Drayton bcuz i love enemies to lovers and girlboss/asshole malewife #also he just has bi energy in general #drayton #pokemon drayton #drayton pokemon #carmine pokemon #pokemon carmine #player character #pokemon #pokemon dlc #indigo disk #pokemon scarlet and violet #pokemon indigo disk

[naughtygeek49]

I love a man who is slightly (pathetically) obsessed with his girlfriend

#its fine because the gfs are just as obsessed #girlboss malewife is maybe my new fav dynamic #besides grumpy sunshine and black cat golden retriever #which all of these fit pretty well into as well #im definitely forgetting so many right now #oh my god why is my mind blanking all of a sudden #petermj #spideychelle #marvel mcu #hsmtmts #rina #ricky x gina #peter x mj #enola holmes #holmesbury #enola x tewkesbury #i would like to make it very clear that the petermj gif also applies to tomdaya #cant blame him #id be the same if i was dating Zendaya

[motherthroat]

will is mike's wife

#yall go crazy over malewife this malewife that but when a char is actually that pathetic yall go silent n girlboss him instead #a true will stan knows that he /is pathetic btw 🫶🏻 #see when u Actually like a char. u dont glorify them. u just dont #u can wish the best for them but u still have a clear vision of what they are. now its a diff case w mike stans hailing him as pathetic #bc hes not That fucking pathetic. that also falls under not liking the char for what he actually is

[milo-igidk]

its still so fucking funny to me how we watch the idiot pinning over her for 9 BOOKS and then she confessed to him BC HE WAS TOO MUCH OF A LITTLE BITCH TO DO IT HIMSELF

#SAID WITH ALL THE LOVE EVER #I LOVE HIM BUT ITS SO FUNNY TO ME #why are all my straight ships always girlboss x malewife smh #kotlc #keeper of the lost cities #keefe sencen #kotlc keefe #sophie foster #kotlc sophie #sokeefe #team foster keefe

[demonadelem]

Girlboss/malewife devotion

Lyrics from NFWMB by Hozier / gif: Addams family (1991) / sculpture 1: Paolo e Virginia 1844 by Alessandro Puttinati. / sculpture 2: adoration by Stephen Able Sinding / Heathers the musical

#web weaving #malewife #x #girlboss #devotion #phistin #its Phistin alright thats what its about baby the Minecraft streamers roleplay characters

[icedlava1]

I’ve been playing Bayonetta a lot lately. I really like these two KCBSKCNDK

#bayonetta #bayonetta 1 #luka redgrave #bayonetta fanart #THESE TWO ARE THE DEFINITION OF MALEWIFE AND GIRLBOSS #i love these two sm #the lack of luka redgrave content is illegal #i love luka so much #and bayonetta #i think they’re neat #and bayonetta is so hard to draw lmaoo i need to get good #my art #jay art #also my style is all over the place lol its so inconsistent

[rg11]

Can we see more of Jadekat and their 612 babies...do they have any names besides Jadekat jr jr jr

i dont think theyre that creative to come up with any other names for their kids

though the image is inaccurate! its actually 613 kids (due to the one karkats holding in the photo) that ones name is jadekat jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr jr

#jadekat #argt #though one of the kids name is tibet (as in the rose) #the joke is that one is the one that looks the most like karkat and white roses represent the cancer zodiac... and jade likes gardening.... #boom. Genius #i made that up on the spot. not the fact (IT IS TRUE!!!) .. the fanchild #ok if im being honest IM not creative enough to come up with any other names #their 612 ... 613.. kids are very hard to handle and karkat is usually the one dealing with them #imagine being a casual citizen on earth c and you see a troll with more than 612.. 613 kids just being dragged across-> #->with those small leashes parents put on their kids to keep them in place. but like it doesnt work for karkat in this situation because-> #its more than 100 kids. hes going to be flug across the street if those kids all got interested in one thing at the same time #jade and karkat arent the “girlboss and malewife” dynamic no its the girl who has baby fever and the male who is like a-> #overworked cigarette mom #but he wouldnt smoke #they have kids... if he was smoking jade would kill him for that ..... #ok but back on the names like the first 2 ones were given original names and by kid 27 they started the 'jadekat jr' shit #“why didnt they stop by kid ..5..” baby fever

[imagigine]

i just love the s6 episodes where things are in Wilson's and Cuddy's POV (6x10 and 6x14), just shows how badass both of them are

wilson in his caring, diplomatic and self-sacrificing way, constantly dealing with, not only being the head of the oncology department, but also with his patients who die practically everyday

cuddy in her analytical, strong-willed and dedicated way, conquering the world everyday from 9 to 5, being the head of the hospital and working not only on clinic but dealing with everything else as well at the same time

#theyre both girlbosses #house is gaslight mansplain and occasionally malewife #and its funny bc if u think about those eps and add them to all the other episodes where we see things in house's POV u can appreciate the #the flavor and uniqueness of huddy's and hilson's and wilson x cuddy's dynamics #wilson x cuddy: actual besties who rely on each other to vent and for advice cuddy even asked wilson for advice pertaining on the insurance #hilson: actual soulmates no one loves wilson more than house and vice-versa #huddy: friends who care about and are attracted to each other immensely #and the ducklings in both episodes are just running wild in the background in both episodes #house md #hugh laurie #robert sean leonard #rsl #hilson #huddy #wilson x cuddy #I Just Have A Lot Of Thoughts

[an-oddlyfluffycarpet]

I'm sorry I refuse to accept that wyldfyre gets a boyfriend. Her and euphrasia are smooching I don't make the rules.

#nah but seriously that feels kinda like a weird turn for her #its not even like im mad shes straight #it just feels weird to give her a love interest. #cause i feel like itd just be either enemies to lovers or pathetic malewife x chaotic girlboss #and like. ig im fine with that but at the same time it feels boring. #just. let the girl be wyld for a while before you try and tone her down with a love interest #yknow? #ninjago #lego ninjago #ninjago wyldfyre #ninjago spoilers #dragons rising season 2 #caspy speaks

[kiaerinnn]

EEEE I LOVE THEMM💙💙💙🩶🩶🩶

#ninjago #ninjago nya #ninjago jay #ninjago jaya #ninjago ships #ships #canon #canon ships #fyp #recommend #hello tumblr #fandoms i'm in #ship dynamics #its so them #i love them #girlboss fr #malewife

[the-kipsabian]

they are both equally lovely and important btw

#different kinds of silly bitches but i love them both equally. so much. so so much #superbad? insane incredible what a bitch just a jerk complete malewife girlboss #sex idol? its literally in the name badass gorgeous gender goals amazing getting better day by day #im just in love excuse me #box thoughts

[craeatus]

My favorite hostile babies

#sifki #mergana #giving girlboss and malewife #these bitches give the same energy #its the hostility for me #nostalgic for my old ship and forcing comparisons to my new ship #2013 me would have ate mergana shit up if i knew it existed lmao #sif #loki #morgana #bbc merlin #gifs are not mine

[mailjeevasfan]

not a request, but rather a thought:

matt malewife. mello girlboss.

ATTENTION EVERYBODY THIS IS THE REALEST TAKE!!! thank you so much for this

also i will now emphasise : feel free to send asks with random thoughts like this bc i love to see it

#MATT MALEWIFE MELLO GIRLBOSS!!! #its 1:54 am #mail jeevas #mihael keehl #matt #mello #matt death note #mellodramattic

[iratusmus]

also going to say something that shouldnt be controversial but probably is a bit anyways: fiona/scourge is NOT girlboss x malewife and i will die on this hill. you are watering down interesting characters and interesting dynamics to fit neatly into bland cardboard #feminist boxes that they Do Not Fit Into. look. look at me. look me in the eyes. this is simultaneously girlloser x boyloser and also girlboss x boyboss. understand this.

#archie sonic #in what world is scourge a malewife. none. none not a single one #and its INCREDIBLY important you understand that fiona is a girlloser also #by making her just a girlboss you are making her bland and uninteresting and STALE #like. look. i know that for some of you the only way you can stomach a m/f ship is if its hashtag girlboss x malewife #and if you like an m/f ship that doesnt neatly fit into that you pretend its that anyways #but . come on. lets do better. please #i would apologize but actually i cant even bring myself to be sorry this is such a boring and reductive view of the characters #and it makes me sad. come on we could be doing so much funny & genuinely interesting stuff here and you have all failed me #well. such is fanon

[enlightenedrobot]

I recall looking up the ages of Fry and Leela on Google once. It gave me Fry's age at the beginning of the series (24) and Leela's age at the present (30).

Obviously, the implication is that Fry and Leela are roughly the same age, but tbh, I kinda like the idea of a dumb 20 something guy falling for a women in her thirties, and I think it explains a lot about their dynamic.

Of course Leela's not gonna take Fry seriously at first. He's like... Some dumb... well... not quite a kid, but he might as well be. And of course Fry's eventually gonna win her over. For as dumb as he can be, he still has a charming youthful energy and even a few moments of genuine intelligence.

Like, I kinda get that age gaps aren't everyone's cup of tea, but tbh I think this one is kinda cute. There's no weird power dynamic because Fry and Leela are still ultimately in the same peer group, and unlike certain other adult cartoons, I think Futurama does a pretty good job keeping Fry from being too dumb and too mean, which in turn means that Leela never really looks like she's too good for him.

#futurama #fry #leela #adult animation #adult cartoons #adult swim #fox #disney #hulu #matt groening #girlboss and malewife #tbh I never really get to talk about Futurama on this blog #its genuinely one of the best adult cartoons period